#they both love whiskey

[lucien-calore]

okay, okay, but hear me out

both are poor orphans with a big brother turned ruthless and greedy gangsters from big, ugly and dirty cities and they have the same ugly ass haircut

[gotticalavera]

OPLA!Sanji: Anime!Sanji:

What do you want STOP

to eat?☺️💖 STEALING

He needs my FOOD, YOU

cook!!!😤 IDIOT!!!😡🤬

*kicks him*

[xxcherrycherixx]

Genuinely wondering if i cant get drunk or something???

Like tonight i had champagne, brandy and whiskey all one after the other and i dont even feel tipsy?? Like i still have never felt drunk before and when i drink i always try to get drunk because i literally just want to know if i even can at this point. 💀

[gummirock]

i don’t think harry du bois is particularly good at sex but i do think he eats pussy and sucks cock like a starved man. also not saying he’s particularly good at it either, very little actual technique, he’d just be really eager. good if you like comical levels of sloppiness and don’t mind some accidental teeth.

[crossbackpoke-check]

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[humberg]

Cigarettes and alcohol.

[jurassic-cunt]

i think one reason joplittle is compelling despite little onscreen interaction is that they're both loyal to crozier til the end. sort of sons to him in a way, because out of all the men silna and crozier pass, the only ones we see him touch are jopson and little. plus there is their contrasts. the cool unflappable steward pouring tea and the nervous scared first lieutenant giving orders. and little's smile when he finds out it's jopson getting promoted is so adorable

[wizardnuke]

i know it's popular fanon to think that essek has little to no relationship experience and i do think his bedroom experience is average at best (for a hot young* elf) but i Personally think he's got a long line of heartbreaks behind him. i mean this so slash negative slash derogatory i think he was out there wining and dining and leaving-behining all the time. just for fun and profit. working on his acting chops. showing off. he likes attention dude. i don't think that's directly contradictory to him being very reclusive and quiet about his work i think he was mysterious and sexy and thought flirting was funny. anyway he and caleb "genuinely falls in love with every other person he meets and then is really weird about it, EXCEPT for essek, who he was genuinely honeypotting" widogast, who essek was also genuinely honeypotting for reasons Far beyond boredom (see: i think some of his early weirdness/awkward formality can be explained by the fact that he was trying to mask real homicidal rage towards the m9) are insane together they're ride or die they're perfect for each other they're lifelong "friends" and they're playing mind games the likes of which would level a city park id they broke out of containment. and it's enrichment for them

[foobars-cool-car]

maybe i should get a cold beverage about this

[creedslove]

BESTIES, SOME UPDATES ✨

I am currently working on the 18th chapter of my Heartless 💔 series, which means that if you are missing our cowboy just know he's probably gonna be here tomorrow (October 4th)

I'm also working on a full, long one-shot version of this headcanon about Javier Peña, it's been a few weeks but I feel that I finally managed to get my inspiration back 😁

My ask box is full, which means while I'm writing my longer pieces, I will probably not prioritize the headcanons, so it's okay if I skip a day or two posting them right? Also, if you sent me a headcanon I will work on it eventually unless I decide not to but then I'll explain and specify why I took this decision

I love you besties 😍 and remember you can always message me to talk about whatever you want 💖

[anachronistic-falsehood]

omg wait does this mean youve met the weylins. how do you feel about the weylins. i need to know your thoughts on the weylins

THE WEYLIN TWINS!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THE WEYLINS <3 TERRIBLE AWFUL UNETHICAL MAD SCIENTISTS <3 absolute bastards i love them so much. terrible little creatures they are. they are genius surgeons and yet they are so so fucking stupid <3

[mumpsetc]

can we hear more about torch and whiskey? they seem cool whats their deal.. what are they all about..

Torch and Whiskey are From a Concept I Float Around Sometimes About Two Ex-Alliance Members Reconnecting 10 Years After The Show They Were On Ended. Their Friendship Ended on Kind of a Bad Note Because Whiskey Desperately Needed the Money to Stop Being Poor as Hell But Torch Fucked Them Over and Went On to Win the Season. He's Since Become a Lonely Miserable Washup and Whiskey Forces Their Way Back Into His Life In an "Im Homeless and You Owe Me This" Way. The Series Would Focus On Their Toxic Little Romance as They Revert Back to Their Old TV Show Behaviors and Start Reconnecting With Other Old Contestants. Here's an Old Drawing of Them Idt Ive Posted.

Another Central Character is Crystal Ball Who I Only Have a Shitty Work Doodle Of But She's SUPER Relevant so She Gets to Be Here

[fauvester]

'im vibrating with Thoughts and feelings about the silly little betazoid OC i made for iskra to play around with but he's 2 degrees removed from garashir so i'm worried people dont like him.... earnestly pushes my son in front of me to offer him to the crowd...

[odetodilfs]

should I keep hoppershusband as my user cause honestly I'm also absolutely feral for pedro pascal too and he's probably gonna become another huge part of my blog

[ofcourseitsafurry]

The(3)main player characters

Aka my main monster prom OC and his friends along with their drinks to help describe their personalities or aesthetics

First Sparkles Glowbright,ex-prince of Villa of Monocerotem, a very magical adept White Unicorn

Sparkles is my main monster prom oc. He's calm, collected, and goes with the flow(Yes, like Brian.)Unlike Brian, he's more energetic, he enjoys dancing, walking, and magic tricks with physical requirements. He's also much more thoughtful than most of the monsters in Spooky High, resorting to murder less, more education-focused, and less sexually interested preferring to take it slow. Sparkles, despite(hopefully)what a lot of future art shows isn't actually in Spooky Academy, his reason for being there along with his actual school is to be discussed later for his backstory.

Next is Draco Lung, the son of a Western fire dragon and an Eastern lightning dragon(also the brother of an Eastern water dragon).

Draco, short for Draconic, is a stereotypical greedy dragon, he doesn't steal damsels and force them to marry him as he finds that sexist and weird. Unlike Vera, Draco is lazy, stealing from shops, kingdoms, and even fountains for his fix of money obsession. (Hell, that last one was how he met Sparkles in the first place.)Another example of his laziness is his obsession with sleeping, likely due to the energy of being such a huge beast. While he isn't a complete jackass he's rude and just as quick to violence as several monsters threatening to fight someone if they annoy him enough.

Next up is Feng Xuang, a FENGHUANG not a PHOENIX or a VERMILION BIRD

Feng is the one I have the least plot thought out for. He likes astrology and astronomy due to the real-life monster corresponding to Celestial bodies and beings. He's obsessed with fire, not like just an arsonist, he likes playing with it, eating it, looking at it. Fenghuang mating rituals have two Fenghuangs doing a mating dance of death that combines both parents' personalities into one egg making Feng an orphan. He hates to be referred to as other similar mythical bird species. He's cheery and upbeat but a general everyman who enjoys preppy culture.

Last but not least, Mh'athra.Deity of Sacred Secrecy and darkness

Mh'athra is technically canon, but I'm giving her a non-canon design. Sparkles became a mortal contact for Mh'athra when he snuck into one of the cult headquarters on his way to Monstropolis and read a book that allowed it to come into the monster realm with his magic. Mh'athra is an asshole, she’s extremely dismissive of Zoe and her choice of becoming part of mortal kind, like the carnival mirror event, unlike the mirror event Mh'athra is actively cruel and even dead names Zoe while alternate Z'gord is dismissive but tries to talk her into rejoining her "purpose." While it's evil, it's not actively malicious, not currently into recreating the Nothingness.

[bluebellhairpin]

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