THE ORDER OF PALMS
An order of holy folk that serve The Helm, working to create powerful Aasimar Paladins for the purpose of protecting any who hire their help.
[BACKSTORY UNDER CUT]
One day, Gjör and her peers were lead by their mentor Opheria, to a mission far from their home. On the peak of that mountain village, they saw upon the horizon, the castle of their home go up in flames.
Horrified and scared, the apprentices sought to follow their mentors guidance, and followed her lead into a small barn.
It was there, that Opheria proceeded to slaughter each and everyone of the apprentices. It seemed she somehow had a hand in this sudden attack on the Order of Palms.
Gjör D'annevual survived a sword through the 'heart', on account of a rare condition, that places her heart on the other side of her chest.
When she finally managed to bring herself back home, the Order was insulted by her survival. She had so many better peers, why couldn't any of them have survived? This runt was seriously the only thing that survived Opherias wrath?
It was better to just wash their hands clean of this. Thus the Order decided to banish Gjör from their ranks.
She now travels the land in search of a purpose.
and now I realize that sort of depth has been relegated to the mid to late-mid-seasons quirks, and not mainstays of their dynamic. Liane has undergone some heavy changes in character these past few years, she’s exhausted with Cartman and has started to put her foot down— which means we’re seein less of the sort of Liane that sings along with Cartman. She directly communicates with him and Cartman has started to fight back. He’s dedicated to outlasting her instead of buttering her up like he used to… :’( (“eric if you’re going to yell at me again about how we live in this hot dog, I don’t think I have the strength”)
I don’t think the tension has ever been this high for this long between these two 🤔it’s taking their dynamic to a new direction sure. I don’t think we’ll get that mutual denial love bombing manipulation/negotiation back… it makes sense for their characters rn but I sure do miss it.
the torn feeling of liking copperright as close best friends and wanting to justify why having good rep of guys just being friends without any focus on dumbass toxic masculinity for being vocal about their appreciation for each other is important vs loving them as having something romantic because of how all the canonical implications of them being just friends can so nicely just also be romantic without any modifications
man sometimes it astounds me how much love can stick around. like i have this childhood friend who i practically grew up with, right? he moved to iowa when we were like nine, and since then i have seen him all of three times. but every single time it was just so easy to reconnect & chat & catch up. and it just blows me away how much we still love each other even though we’ve lived halfway across the country from the other for the majority of our lives. crazy shit
i was playing around with gender/pronoun headcanons for the sorcerers last night because of a couple pronoun mistranslations in the game-
Arcky- transmasc he/she
Pollux- transman
Vega- trans he/it
Spica- Very Firmly transman
Alpheratz- "i dont care stop bugging me let me go back to sleep" doesnt care what pronouns you use for him, also uses this to mess with Sirius's pronouns by finding the most obscure ones he can.
Sirius- "those are some nice pronouns you got there, I'll be taking them" mirror pronouns. refer to them by your own pronouns only.
<This is the greatest gift I have ever been given.> He'd enjoy them when next he used his human morph. While eating with a mouth was fun, he found it overstimulating on occasion. Perhaps it was simply a side effect of the human brain.
He made a mental note to share these with Marco. Perhaps he would enjoy them in the morning before his educational imprisonment begins.
listen .... all I'm sayin , is that bill is absolutely 100% one of those homophobes who's like cmon dude every guy feels that way about other men haha you're just too weak to suppress your urges 🙄 and I simply think that bill hanging around the canonically very hot Willy Stampler for ,, y'know ,, a while ,,,,,, smthin mightve happened between them thats all im sayin ,,, maybe they even ..... no ,, I shant say .....
… I mean one more episode can’t hurt right??? Not after my boy just DID THE BIGGEST MIC DROP OF ALL TIME.
Like this first came out when I was like seven I cannot imagine seeing this as a child and not being FOREVER CHANGED by witnessing the full glory of Rock Lee.