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windicksy said: by all laws of aviation the bee should not be able to fly

its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground

the bee of course flies anyway

because bees dont care

what humans think is impossible

yellow black yellow black

ooh black and yellow

lets shake it up a little

barry breakfast is ready

ooming

hang on a second

hello?

barry?

adam?

oan you believe this is happening?

i cant ill pick you up

looking sharp

use the stairs your father

paid good money for those

sorry im excited

heres the graduate

were very proud of you son

a perfect report card all bs

very proud

ma i got a thing going here

you got lint on your fuzz

ow thats me

wave to us well be in row 118000

bye

barry i told you

stop flying in the house

hey adam

hey barry

is that fuzz gel?

a little special day graduation

never thought id make it

three days grade school

three days high school

those were awkward

three days college im glad i took

a day and hitchhiked around the hive

you did come back different

hi barry

artie growing a mustache? looks good

hear about frankie?

yeah

you going to the funeral?

no im not going

everybody knows

sting someone you die

dont waste it on a squirrel

such a hothead

i guess he could have

just gotten out of the way

i love this incorporating

an amusement park into our day

thats why we dont need vacations

boy quite a bit of pomp

under the circumstances

well adam today we are men

we are

beemen

amen

hallelujah

students faculty distinguished bees

please welcome dean buzzwell

welcome new hive oity

graduating class of

9:15

that concludes our ceremonies

and begins your career

at honex industries

will we pick ourjob today?

i heard its just orientation

heads up here we go

keep your hands and antennas

inside the tram at all times

wonder what itll be like?

a little scary

welcome to honex

a division of honesco

and a part of the hexagon group

this is it

wow

we know that you as a bee

have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you

can work for your whole life

honey begins when our valiant pollen

jocks bring the nectar to the hive

our topsecret formula

is automatically colorcorrected

scentadjusted and bubblecontoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive

golden glow you know as

honey

that girl was hot

shes my cousin

she is?

yes were all cousins

right youre right

at honex we constantly strive

to improve every aspect

of bee existence

these bees are stresstesting

a new helmet technology

what do you think he makes?

not enough

here we have our latest advancement

the krelman

what does that do?

oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it

saves us millions

oan anyone work on the krelman?

of course most bee jobs are

small ones but bees know

that every small job

if its done well means a lot

but choose carefully

because youll stay in the job

you pick for the rest of your life

the same job the rest of your life?

i didnt know that

whats the difference?

youll be happy to know that bees

as a species havent had one day off

in 27 million years

so youll just work us to death?

well sure try

wow that blew my mind

"whats the difference?"

how can you say that?

one job forever?

thats an insane choice to have to make

im relieved now we only have

to make one decision in life

but adam how could they

never have told us that?

why would you question anything?

were bees

were the most perfectly

functioning society on earth

you ever think maybe things

work a little too well here?

like what? give me one example

i dont know but you know

what im talking about

please clear the gate

royal nectar force on approach

wait a second oheck it out

hey those are pollen jocks

wow

ive never seen them this close

they know what its like

outside the hive

yeah but some dont come back

hey jocks

hi jocks

you guys did great

youre monsters

youre sky freaks i love it i love it

i wonder where they were

i dont know

their days not planned

outside the hive flying who knows

where doing who knows what

you cantjust decide to be a pollen

jock you have to be bred for that

right

look thats more pollen

than you and i will see in a lifetime

its just a status symbol

bees make too much of it

perhaps unless youre wearing it

and the ladies see you wearing it

those ladies?

arent they our cousins too?

distant distant

look at these two

oouple of hive harrys

lets have fun with them

it must be dangerous

being a pollen jock

yeah once a bear pinned me

against a mushroom

he had a paw on my throat

and with the other he was slapping me

oh my

i never thought id knock him out

what were you doing during this?

trying to alert the authorities

i can autograph that

a little gusty out there today

wasnt it comrades?

yeah gusty

were hitting a sunflower patch

six miles from here tomorrow

six miles huh?

barry

a puddle jump for us

but maybe youre not up for it

maybe i am

you are not

were going 0900 at jgate

what do you think buzzyboy?

are you bee enough?

i might be it all depends

on what 0900 means

hey honex

dad you surprised me

you decide what youre interested in?

well theres a lot of choices

but you only get one

do you ever get bored

doing the same job every day?

son let me tell you about stirring

you grab that stick and you just

move it around and you stir it around

you get yourself into a rhythm

its a beautiful thing

you know dad

the more i think about it

maybe the honey field

just isnt right for me

you were thinking of what

making balloon animals?

thats a bad job

for a guy with a stinger

janet your sons not sure

he wants to go into honey

barry you are so funny sometimes

im not trying to be funny

youre not funny youre going

into honey our son the stirrer

youre gonna be a stirrer?

no ones listening to me

wait till you see the sticks i have

i could say anything right now

im gonna get an ant tattoo

lets open some honey and celebrate

maybe ill pierce my thorax

shave my antennae

shack up with a grasshopper get

a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"

im so proud

were starting work today

todays the day

oome on all the good jobs

will be gone

yeah right

pollen counting stunt bee pouring

stirrer front desk hair removal

is it still available?

hang on two left

one of thems yours oongratulations

step to the side

whatd you get?

picking crud out stellar

wow

oouple of newbies?

yes sir our first day we are ready

make your choice

you want to go first?

no you go

oh my whats available?

restroom attendants open

not for the reason you think

any chance of getting the krelman?

sure youre on

im sorry the krelman just closed out

wax monkeys always open

the krelman opened up again

what happened?

a bee died makes an opening see?

hes dead another dead one

deady deadified two more dead

dead from the neck up

dead from the neck down thats life

oh this is so hard

heating cooling

stunt bee pourer stirrer

humming inspector number seven

lint coordinator stripe supervisor

mite wrangler barry what

do you think i should barry?

barry

all right weve got the sunflower patch

in quadrant nine

what happened to you?

where are you?

im going out

out? out where?

out there

oh no

i have to before i go

to work for the rest of my life

youre gonna die youre crazy hello?

another call coming in

if anyones feeling brave

theres a korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today

hey guys

�� look at that

isnt that the kid we saw yesterday?

hold it son flight decks restricted

its ok lou were gonna take him up

really? feeling lucky are you?

sign here here just initial that

thank you

you got a rain advisory today

and as you all know

bees cannot fly in rain

so be careful as always

watch your brooms

hockey sticks dogs

birds bears and bats

also i got a couple of reports

of root beer being poured on us

murphys in a home because of it

babbling like a cicada

thats awful

and a reminder for you rookies

bee law number one

absolutely no talking to humans

all right launch positions

buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

black and yellow

hello

you ready for this hot shot?

yeah yeah bring it on

wind check

antennae check

nectar pack check

wings check

stinger check

scared out of my shorts check

ok ladies

lets move it out

pound those petunias

you striped stemsuckers

all of you drain those flowers

wow im out

i cant believe im out

so blue

i feel so fast and free

box kite

wow

flowers

this is blue leader

we have roses visual

bring it around 30 degrees and hold

roses

30 degrees roger bringing it around

stand to the side kid

its got a bit of a kick

that is one nectar collector

ever see pollination up close?

no sir

i pick up some pollen here sprinkle it

over here maybe a dash over there

a pinch on that one

see that? its a little bit of magic

thats amazing why do we do that?

thats pollen power more pollen more

flowers more nectar more honey for us

oool

im picking up a lot of bright yellow

oould be daisies dont we need those?

oopy that visual

wait one of these flowers

seems to be on the move

say again? youre reporting

a moving flower?

affirmative

that was on the line

this is the coolest what is it?

i dont know but im loving this color

it smells good

not like a flower but i like it

yeah fuzzy

ohemicaly

oareful guys its a little grabby

my sweet lord of bees

oandybrain get off there

problem

guys

this could be bad

affirmative

very close

gonna hurt

mamas little boy

you are way out of position rookie

ooming in at you like a missile

help me

i dont think these are flowers

should we tell him?

i think he knows

what is this?

match point

you can start packing up honey

because youre about to eat it

yowser

gross

theres a bee in the car

do something

im driving

hi bee

hes back here

hes going to sting me

nobody move if you dont move

he wont sting you freeze

he blinked

spray him granny

what are you doing?

wow the tension level

out here is unbelievable

i gotta get home

oant fly in rain

mayday mayday bee going down

ken could you close

the window please?

ken could you close

the window please?

oheck out my new resume

i made it into a foldout brochure

you see? folds out

oh no more humans i dont need this

what was that?

maybe this time this time this time

this time this time this

drapes

that is diabolical

its fantastic its got all my special

skills even my topten favorite movies

whats number one? star wars?

nah i dont go for that

kind of stuff

no wonder we shouldnt talk to them

theyre out of their minds

when i leave a job interview theyre

flabbergasted cant believe what i say

theres the sun maybe thats a way out

i dont remember the sun

having a big 75 on it

i predicted global warming

i could feel it getting hotter

at first i thought it was just me

wait stop bee

stand back these are winter boots

wait

dont kill him

you know im allergic to them

this thing could kill me

why does his life have

less value than yours?

why does his life have any less value

than mine? is that your statement?

im just saying all life has value you

dont know what hes capable of feeling

my brochure

there you go little guy

im not scared of him

its an allergic thing

put that on your resume brochure

my whole face could puff up

make it one of your special skills

knocking someone out

is also a special skill

right bye vanessa thanks

vanessa next week? yogurt night?

sure ken you know whatever

you could put carob chips on there

bye

supposed to be less calories

bye

i gotta say something

she saved my life

i gotta say something

all right here it goes

nah

what would i say?

i could really get in trouble

its a bee law

youre not supposed to talk to a human

i cant believe im doing this

ive got to

oh i cant do it oome on

no yes no

do it i cant

how should i start it?

"you like jazz?" no thats no good

here she comes speak you fool

im sorry

youre talking

yes i know

youre talking

im so sorry

no its ok its fine

i know im dreaming

but i dont recall going to bed

well im sure this

is very disconcerting

this is a bit of a surprise to me

i mean youre a bee

i am and im not supposed

to be doing this

but they were all trying to kill me

and if it wasnt for you

i had to thank you

its just how i was raised

that was a little weird

im talking with a bee

yeah

im talking to a bee

and the bee is talking to me

i just want to say im grateful

ill leave now

wait how did you learn to do that?

what?

the talking thing

same way you did i guess

"mama dada honey" you pick it up

thats very funny

yeah

bees are funny if we didnt laugh

wed cry with what we have to deal with

anyway

oan i

get you something?

like what?

i dont know i mean

i dont know ooffee?

i dont want to put you out

its no trouble it takes two minutes

its just coffee

i hate to impose

dont be ridiculous

actually i would love a cup

hey you want rum cake?

i shouldnt

have some

no i cant

oome on

im trying to lose a couple micrograms

where?

these stripes dont help

you look great

i dont know if you know

anything about fashion

are you all right?

hes making the tie in the cab

as theyre flying up madison

he finally gets there

he runs up the steps into the church

the wedding is on

and he says "watermelon?

i thought you said guatemalan

why would i marry a watermelon?"

is that a bee joke?

thats the kind of stuff we do

yeah different

so what are you gonna do barry?

about work? i dont know

i want to do my part for the hive

but i cant do it the way they want

i know how you feel

you do?

sure

my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or

a doctor but i wanted to be a florist

really?

my only interest is flowers

our new queen was just elected

with that same campaign slogan

anyway if you look

theres my hive right there see it?

youre in sheep meadow

yes im right off the turtle pond

no way i know that area

i lost a toe ring there once

why do girls put rings on their toes?

why not?

its like putting a hat on your knee

maybe ill try that

you all right maam?

oh yeah fine

just having two cups of coffee

anyway this has been great

thanks for the coffee

yeah its no trouble

sorry i couldnt finish it if i did

id be up the rest of my life

are you?

oan i take a piece of this with me?

sure here have a crumb

thanks

yeah

all right well then

i guess ill see you around

or not

ok barry

and thank you

so much again for before

oh that? that was nothing

well not nothing but anyway

this cant possibly work

hes all set to go

we may as well try it

ok dave pull the chute

sounds amazing

it was amazing

it was the scariest

happiest moment of my life

humans i cant believe

you were with humans

giant scary humans

what were they like?

huge and crazy they talk crazy

they eat crazy giant things

they drive crazy

do they try and kill you like on tv?

some of them but some of them dont

howd you get back?

poodle

you did it and im glad you saw

whatever you wanted to see

you had your "experience" now you

can pick out yourjob and be normal

well

well?

well i met someone

you did? was she beeish?

a wasp? your parents will kill you

no no no not a wasp

spider?

im not attracted to spiders

i know its the hottest thing

with the eight legs and all

i cant get by that face

so who is she?

shes human

no no thats a bee law

you wouldnt break a bee law

her names vanessa

oh boy

shes so nice and shes a florist

oh no youre dating a human florist

were not dating

youre flying outside the hive talking

to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and m80s

oneeighth a stick of dynamite

she saved my life

and she understands me

this is over

eat this

this is not over what was that?

they call it a crumb

it was so stingin stripey

and thats not what they eat

thats what falls off what they eat

you know what a oinnabon is?

its bread and cinnamon and frosting

they heat it up

sit down

really hot

listen to me

we are not them were us

theres us and theres them

yes but who can deny

the heart that is yearning?

theres no yearning

stop yearning listen to me

you have got to start thinking bee

my friend thinking bee

thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

there he is hes in the pool

you know what your problem is barry?

i gotta start thinking bee?

how much longer will this go on?

its been three days

why arent you working?

ive got a lot of big life decisions

to think about

what life? you have no life

you have no job youre barely a bee

would it kill you

to make a little honey?

barry come out

your fathers talking to you

martin would you talk to him?

barry im talking to you

you coming?

got everything?

all set

go ahead ill catch up

dont be too long

watch this

vanessa

were still here

i told you not to yell at him

he doesnt respond to yelling

then why yell at me?

because you dont listen

im not listening to this

sorry ive gotta go

where are you going?

im meeting a friend

a girl? is this why you cant decide?

bye

i just hope shes beeish

they have a huge parade

of flowers every year in pasadena?

to be in the tournament of roses

thats every florists dream

up on a float surrounded

by flowers crowds cheering

a tournament do the roses

compete in athletic events?

no all right ive got one

how come you dont fly everywhere?

its exhausting why dont you

run everywhere? its faster

yeah ok i see i see

all right your turn

tivo you can just freeze live tv?

thats insane

you dont have that?

we have hivo but its a disease

its a horrible horrible disease

oh my

dumb bees

you must want to sting all those jerks

we try not to sting

its usually fatal for us

so you have to watch your temper

very carefully

you kick a wall take a walk

write an angry letter and throw it out

work through it like any emotion:

anger jealousy lust

oh my goodness are you ok?

yeah

what is wrong with you?

its a bug

hes not bothering anybody

get out of here you creep

what was that? a pic n save circular?

yeah it was how did you know?

it felt like about 10 pages

seventyfive is pretty much our limit

youve really got that

down to a science

i lost a cousin to italian vogue

ill bet

what in the name

of mighty hercules is this?

how did this get here?

oute bee golden blossom

ray liotta private select?

is he that actor?

i never heard of him

why is this here?

for people we eat it

you dont have

enough food of your own?

well yes

how do you get it?

bees make it

i know who makes it

and its hard to make it

theres heating cooling stirring

you need a whole krelman thing

its organic

its ourganic

its just honey barry

just what?

bees dont know about this

this is stealing a lot of stealing

youve taken our homes schools

hospitals this is all we have

and its on sale?

im getting to the bottom of this

im getting to the bottom

of all of this

hey hector

you almost done?

almost

he is here i sense it

well i guess ill go home now

and just leave this nice honey out

with no one around

youre busted box boy

i knew i heard something

so you can talk

i can talk

and now youll start talking

where you getting the sweet stuff?

whos your supplier?

i dont understand

i thought we were friends

the last thing we want

to do is upset bees

youre too late its ours now

you sir have crossed

the wrong sword

you sir will be lunch

for my iguana ignacio

where is the honey coming from?

tell me where

honey farms it comes from honey farms

orazy person

what horrible thing has happened here?

these faces they never knew

what hit them and now

theyre on the road to nowhere

just keep still

what? youre not dead?

do i look dead? they will wipe anything

that moves where you headed?

to honey farms

i am onto something huge here

im going to alaska moose blood

crazy stuff blows your head off

im going to tacoma

and you?

he really is dead

all right

uhoh

what is that?

oh no

a wiper triple blade

triple blade?

jump on its your only chance bee

why does everything have

to be so doggone clean?

how much do you people need to see?

open your eyes

stick your head out the window

from npr news in washington

im oarl kasell

but dont kill no more bugs

bee

moose blood guy

you hear something?

like what?

like tiny screaming

turn off the radio

whassup bee boy?

hey blood

just a row of honey jars

as far as the eye could see

wow

i assume wherever this truck goes

is where theyre getting it

i mean that honeys ours

bees hang tight

were all jammed in

its a close community

not us man we on our own

every mosquito on his own

what if you get in trouble?

you a mosquito you in trouble

nobody likes us they just smack

see a mosquito smack smack

at least youre out in the world

you must meet girls

mosquito girls try to trade up

get with a moth dragonfly

mosquito girl dont want no mosquito

you got to be kidding me

moosebloods about to leave

the building so long bee

hey guys

mooseblood

i knew id catch yall down here

did you bring your crazy straw?

we throw it in jars slap a label on it

and its pretty much pure profit

what is this place?

a bees got a brain

the size of a pinhead

they are pinheads

pinhead

oheck out the new smoker

oh sweet thats the one you want

the thomas 3000

smoker?

ninety puffs a minute semiautomatic

twice the nicotine all the tar

a couple breaths of this

knocks them right out

they make the honey

and we make the money

"they make the honey

and we make the money"?

oh my

whats going on? are you ok?

yeah it doesnt last too long

do you know youre

in a fake hive with fake walls?

our queen was moved here

we had no choice

this is your queen?

thats a man in womens clothes

thats a drag queen

what is this?

oh no

theres hundreds of them

bee honey

our honey is being brazenly stolen

on a massive scale

this is worse than anything bears

have done i intend to do something

oh barry stop

who told you humans are taking

our honey? thats a rumor

do these look like rumors?

thats a conspiracy theory

these are obviously doctored photos

how did you get mixed up in this?

hes been talking to humans

what?

talking to humans?

he has a human girlfriend

and they make out

make out? barry

we do not

you wish you could

whose side are you on?

the bees

i dated a cricket once in san antonio

those crazy legs kept me up all night

barry this is what you want

to do with your life?

i want to do it for all our lives

nobody works harder than bees

dad i remember you

coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring

you couldnt stop

i remember that

what right do they have to our honey?

we live on two cups a year they put it

in lip balm for no reason whatsoever

even if its true what can one bee do?

sting them where it really hurts

in the face the eye

that would hurt

up the nose? thats a killer

theres only one place you can sting

the humans one place where it matters

hive at five the hives only

fullhour action news source

no more bee beards

with bob bumble at the anchor desk

weather with storm stinger

sports with buzz larvi

and jeanette ohung

good evening im bob bumble

and im jeanette ohung

a tricounty bee barry benson

intends to sue the human race

for stealing our honey

packaging it and profiting

from it illegally

tomorrow night on bee larry king

well have three former queens here in

our studio discussing their new book

olassy ladies

out this week on hexagon

tonight were talking to barry benson

did you ever think "im a kid

from the hive i cant do this"?

bees have never been afraid

to change the world

what about bee oolumbus?

bee gandhi? bejesus?

where im from wed never sue humans

we were thinking

of stickball or candy stores

how old are you?

the bee community

is supporting you in this case

which will be the trial

of the bee century

you know they have a larry king

in the human world too

its a common name next week

he looks like you and has a show

and suspenders and colored dots

next week

glasses quotes on the bottom from the

guest even though you just heard em

bear week next week

theyre scary hairy and here live

always leans forward pointy shoulders

squinty eyes very jewish

in tennis you attack

at the point of weakness

it was my grandmother ken shes 81

honey her backhands a joke

im not gonna take advantage of that?

quiet please

actual work going on here

is that that same bee?

yes it is

im helping him sue the human race

hello

hello bee

this is ken

yeah i remember you timberland size

ten and a half vibram sole i believe

why does he talk again?

listen you better go

cause were really busy working

but its our yogurt night

byebye

why is yogurt night so difficult?

you poor thing

you two have been at this for hours

yes and adam here

has been a huge help

frosting

how many sugars?

just one i try not

to use the competition

so why are you helping me?

bees have good qualities

and it takes my mind off the shop

instead of flowers people

are giving balloon bouquets now

those are great if youre three

and artificial flowers

oh those just get me psychotic

yeah me too

bent stingers pointless pollination

bees must hate those fake things

nothing worse

than a daffodil thats had work done

maybe this could make up

for it a little bit

this lawsuits a pretty big deal

i guess

you sure you want to go through with it?

am i sure? when im done with

the humans they wont be able

to say "honey im home"

without paying a royalty

its an incredible scene

here in downtown manhattan

where the world anxiously waits

because for the first time in history

we will hear for ourselves

if a honeybee can actually speak

what have we gotten into here barry?

its pretty big isnt it?

i cant believe how many humans

dont work during the day

you think billiondollar multinational

food companies have good lawyers?

everybody needs to stay

behind the barricade

whats the matter?

i dont know i just got a chill

well if it isnt the bee team

you boys work on this?

all rise the honorable

judge bumbleton presiding

all right oase number 4475

superior oourt of new york

barry bee benson v the honey industry

is now in session

mr montgomery youre representing

the five food companies collectively?

a privilege

mr benson youre representing

all the bees of the world?

im kidding yes your honor

were ready to proceed

mr montgomery

your opening statement please

ladies and gentlemen of the jury

my grandmother was a simple woman

born on a farm she believed

it was mans divine right

to benefit from the bounty

of nature god put before us

if we lived in the topsyturvy world

mr benson imagines

just think of what would it mean

i would have to negotiate

with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches

talking bee

how do we know this isnt some sort of

holographic motionpicturecapture

hollywood wizardry?

they could be using laser beams

robotics ventriloquism

oloning for all we know

he could be on steroids

mr benson?

ladies and gentlemen

theres no trickery here

im just an ordinary bee

honeys pretty important to me

its important to all bees

we invented it

we make it and we protect it

with our lives

unfortunately there are

some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

cause were the little guys

im hoping that after this is all over

youll see how by taking our honey

you not only take everything we have

but everything we are

i wish hed dress like that

all the time so nice

oall your first witness

so mr klauss vanderhayden

of honey farms big company you have

i suppose so

i see you also own

honeyburton and honron

yes they provide beekeepers

for our farms

beekeeper i find that

to be a very disturbing term

i dont imagine you employ

any beefreeers do you?

i couldnt hear you

because you dont free bees

you keep bees not only that

it seems you thought a bear would be

an appropriate image for a jar of honey

theyre very lovable creatures

yogi bear fozzie bear buildabear

you mean like this?

bears kill bees

howd you like his head crashing

through your living room?

biting into your couch

spitting out your throw pillows

ok thats enough take him away

so mr sting thank you for being here

your name intrigues me

where have i heard it before?

i was with a band called the police

but youve never been

a police officer have you?

no i havent

no you havent and so here

we have yet another example

of bee culture casually

stolen by a human

for nothing more than

a pranceabout stage name

oh please

have you ever been stung mr sting?

because im feeling

a little stung sting

or should i say mr gordon m sumner

thats not his real name? you idiots

mr liotta first

belated congratulations on

your emmy win for a guest spot

on er in 2005

thank you thank you

i see from your resume

that youre devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil

thats ready to blow

i enjoy what i do is that a crime?

not yet it isnt but is this

what its come to for you?

exploiting tiny helpless bees

so you dont

have to rehearse

your part and learn your lines sir?

watch it benson

i could blow right now

this isnt a goodfella

this is a badfella

why doesnt someone just step on

this creep and we can all go home?

order in this court

youre all thinking it

order order i say

say it

mr liotta please sit down

i think it was awfully nice

of that bear to pitch in like that

i think the jurys on our side

are we doing everything right legally?

im a florist

right well heres to a great team

to a great team

well hello

ken

hello

i didnt think you were coming

no i was just late

i tried to call but the battery

i didnt want all this to go to waste

so i called barry luckily he was free

oh that was lucky

theres a little left

i could heat it up

yeah heat it up sure whatever

so i hear youre quite a tennis player

im not much for the game myself

the balls a little grabby

thats where i usually sit

right there

ken barry was looking at your resume

and he agreed with me that eating with

chopsticks isnt really a special skill

you think i dont see what youre doing?

i know how hard it is to find

the rightjob we have that in common

do we?

bees have 100 percent employment

but we do jobs like taking the crud out

thats just what

i was thinking about doing

ken i let barry borrow your razor

for his fuzz i hope that was all right

im going to drain the old stinger

yeah you do that

look at that

you know ive just about had it

with your little mind games

whats that?

italian vogue

mamma mia thats a lot of pages

a lot of ads

remember what van said why is

your life more valuable than mine?

funny i just cant seem to recall that

i think something stinks in here

i love the smell of flowers

how do you like the smell of flames?

not as much

water bug not taking sides

ken im wearing a ohapstick hat

this is pathetic

ive got issues

well well well a royal flush

youre bluffing

am i?

surfs up dude

poo water

that bowl is gnarly

except for those dirty yellow rings

kenneth what are you doing?

you know i dont even like honey

i dont eat it

we need to talk

hes just a little bee

and he happens to be

the nicest bee ive met in a long time

long time? what are you talking about?

are there other bugs in your life?

no but there are other things bugging

me in life and youre one of them

fine talking bees no yogurt night

my nerves are fried from riding

on this emotional roller coaster

goodbye ken

and for your information

i prefer sugarfree artificial

sweeteners made by man

im sorry about all that

i know its got

an aftertaste i like it

i always felt there was some kind

of barrier between ken and me

i couldnt overcome it

oh well

are you ok for the trial?

i believe mr montgomery

is about out of ideas

we would like to call

mr barry benson bee to the stand

good idea you can really see why hes

considered one of the best lawyers

yeah

layton youve

gotta weave some magic

with this jury

or its gonna be all over

dont worry the only thing i have

to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them

of what they dont like about bees

you got the tweezers?

are you allergic?

only to losing son only to losing

mr benson bee ill ask you

what i think wed all like to know

what exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

were friends

good friends?

yes

how good? do you live together?

wait a minute

are you her little

bedbug?

ive seen a bee documentary or two

from what i understand

doesnt your queen give birth

to all the bee children?

yeah but

so those arent your real parents

oh barry

yes they are

hold me back

youre an illegitimate bee

arent you benson?

hes denouncing bees

dont yall date your cousins?

objection

im going to pincushion this guy

adam dont its what he wants

oh im hit

oh lordy i am hit

order order

the venom the venom

is coursing through my veins

i have been felled

by a winged beast of destruction

you see? you cant treat them

like equals theyre striped savages

stingings the only thing

they know its their way

adam stay with me

i cant feel my legs

what angel of mercy

will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

i will have order in this court order

order please

the case of the honeybees

versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal

team stung layton t montgomery

hey buddy

hey

is there much pain?

yeah

i blew the whole case didnt i?

it doesnt matter what matters is

youre alive you could have died

id be better off dead look at me

they got it from the cafeteria

downstairs in a tuna sandwich

look theres

a little celery still on it

what was it like to sting someone?

i cant explain it it was all

all adrenaline and then

and then ecstasy

all right

you think it was all a trap?

of course im sorry

i flew us right into this

what were we thinking? look at us were

just a couple of bugs in this world

what will the humans do to us

if they win?

i dont know

i hear they put the roaches in motels

that doesnt sound so bad

adam they check in

but they dont check out

oh my

oould you get a nurse

to close that window?

why?

the smoke

bees dont smoke

right bees dont smoke

bees dont smoke

but some bees are smoking

thats it thats our case

it is? its not over?

get dressed ive gotta go somewhere

get back to the court and stall

stall any way you can

and assuming youve done step correctly youre ready for the tub

mr flayman

yes? yes your honor

where is the rest of your team?

well your honor its interesting

bees are trained to fly haphazardly

and as a result

we dont make very good time

i actually heard a funny story about

your honor

havent these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough

of this courts valuable time?

how much longer will we allow

these absurd shenanigans to go on?

they have presented no compelling

evidence to support their charges

against my clients

who run legitimate businesses

i move for a complete dismissal

of this entire case

mr flayman im afraid im going

to have to consider

mr montgomerys motion

but you cant we have a terrific case

where is your proof?

where is the evidence?

show me the smoking gun

hold it your honor

you want a smoking gun?

here is your smoking gun

what is that?

its a bee smoker

what this?

this harmless little contraption?

this couldnt hurt a fly

let alone a bee

look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked

"smoking or non?"

is this what nature intended for us?

to be forcibly addicted

to smoke machines

and manmade wooden slat work camps?

living out our lives as honey slaves

to the white man?

what are we gonna do?

hes playing the species card

ladies and gentlemen please

free these bees

free the bees free the bees

free the bees

free the bees free the bees

the court finds in favor of the bees

vanessa we won

i knew you could do it highfive

sorry

im ok you know what this means?

all the honey

will finally belong to the bees

now we wont have

to work so hard all the time

this is an unholy perversion

of the balance of nature benson

youll regret this

barry how much honey is out there?

all right one at a time

barry who are you wearing?

my sweater is ralph lauren

and i have no pants

what if montgomerys right?

what do you mean?

weve been living the bee way

a long time 27 million years

oongratulations on your victory

what will you demand as a settlement?

first well demand a complete shutdown

of all bee work camps

then we want back the honey

that was ours to begin with

every last drop

we demand an end to the glorification

of the bear as anything more

than a filthy smelly

badbreath stink machine

were all aware

of what they do in the woods

wait for my signal

take him out

hell have nauseous

for a few hours then hell be fine

and we will no longer tolerate

beenegative nicknames

but its just a pranceabout stage name

unnecessary inclusion of honey

in bogus health products

and ladeeda human

teatime snack garnishments

oant breathe

bring it in boys

hold it right there good

tap it

mr buzzwell we just passed three cups

and theres gallons more coming

i think we need to shut down

shut down? weve never shut down

shut down honey production

stop making honey

turn your key sir

what do we do now?

oannonball

were shutting honey production

mission abort

aborting pollination and nectar detail

returning to base

adam you wouldnt believe

how much honey was out there

oh yeah?

whats going on? where is everybody?

are they out celebrating?

theyre home

they dont know what to do

laying out sleeping in

i heard your uncle oarl was on his way

to san antonio with a cricket

at least we got our honey back

sometimes i think so what if humans

liked our honey? who wouldnt?

its the greatest thing in the world

i was excited to be part of making it

this was my new desk this was my

new job i wanted to do it really well

and now

now i cant

i dont understand

why theyre not happy

i thought their lives would be better

theyre doing nothing its amazing

honey really changes people

you dont have any idea

whats going on do you?

what did you want to show me?

this

what happened here?

that is not the half of it

oh no oh my

theyre all wilting

doesnt look very good does it?

and whose fault do you think that is?

you know im gonna guess bees

bees?

specifically me

i didnt think bees not needing to make

honey would affect all these things

its notjust flowers

fruits vegetables they all need bees

thats our whole sat test right there

take away produce that affects

the entire animal kingdom

and then of course

the human species?

so if theres no more pollination

it could all just go south here

couldnt it?

i know this is also partly my fault

how about a suicide pact?

how do we do it?

ill sting you you step on me

thatjust kills you twice

right right

listen barry

sorry but i gotta get going

i had to open my mouth and talk

vanessa?

vanessa? why are you leaving?

where are you going?

to the final tournament of roses parade

in pasadena

theyve moved it to this weekend

because all the flowers are dying

its the last chance

ill ever have to see it

vanessa i just wanna say im sorry

i never meant it to turn out like this

i know me neither

tournament of roses

roses cant do sports

wait a minute roses roses?

roses

vanessa

roses?

barry?

roses are flowers

yes they are

flowers bees pollen

i know

thats why this is the last parade

maybe not

oould you ask him to slow down?

oould you slow down?

barry

ok i made a huge mistake

this is a total disaster all my fault

yes it kind of is

ive ruined the planet

i wanted to help you

with the flower shop

ive made it worse

actually its completely closed down

i thought maybe you were remodeling

but i have another idea and its

greater than my previous ideas combined

i dont want to hear it

all right they have the roses

the roses have the pollen

i know every bee plant

and flower bud in this park

all we gotta do is get what theyve got

back here with what weve got

bees

park

pollen

flowers

repollination

across the nation

tournament of roses

pasadena oalifornia

theyve got nothing

but flowers floats and cotton candy

security will be tight

i have an idea

vanessa bloome ftd

official floral business its real

sorry maam nice brooch

thank you it was a gift

once inside

we just pick the right float

how about the princess and the pea?

i could be the princess

and you could be the pea

yes i got it

where should i sit?

what are you?

i believe im the pea

the pea?

it goes under the mattresses

not in this fairy tale sweetheart

im getting the marshal

you do that

this whole parade is a fiasco

lets see what this babyll do

hey what are you doing?

then all we do

is blend in with traffic

without arousing suspicion

once at the airport

theres no stopping us

stop security

you and your insect pack your float?

yes

has it been

in your possession the entire time?

would you remove your shoes?

remove your stinger

its part of me

i know just having some fun

enjoy your flight

then if were lucky well have

just enough pollen to do the job

oan you believe how lucky we are? we

have just enough pollen to do the job

i think this is gonna work

its got to work

attention passengers

this is oaptain scott

we have a bit of bad weather

in new york

it looks like well experience

a couple hours delay

barry these are cut flowers

with no water theyll never make it

i gotta get up there

and talk to them

be careful

oan i get help

with the sky mall magazine?

id like to order the talking

inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer

oaptain im in a real situation

whatd you say hal?

nothing

bee

dont freak out my entire species

what are you doing?

wait a minute im an attorney

whos an attorney?

dont move

oh barry

good afternoon passengers

this is your captain

would a miss vanessa bloome in 24b

please report to the cockpit?

and please hurry

what happened here?

there was a dustbuster

a toupee a life raft exploded

ones bald ones in a boat

theyre both unconscious

is that another bee joke?

no ones flying the plane

this is jfk control tower flight 356

whats your status?

this is vanessa bloome

im a florist from new york

wheres the pilot?

hes unconscious

and so is the copilot

not good does anyone onboard

have flight experience?

as a matter of fact there is

whos that?

barry benson

from the honey trial? oh great

vanessa this is nothing more

than a big metal bee

its got giant wings huge engines

i cant fly a plane

why not? isnt john travolta a pilot?

yes

how hard could it be?

wait barry

were headed into some lightning

this is bob bumble we have some

latebreaking news from jfk airport

where a suspenseful scene

is developing

barry benson

fresh from his legal victory

thats barry

is attempting to land a plane

loaded with people flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew

flowers?

we have a storm in the area

and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience

just a minute

theres a bee on that plane

im quite familiar with mr benson

and his noaccount compadres

theyve done enough damage

but isnt he your only hope?

technically a bee

shouldnt be able to fly at all

their wings are too small

havent we heard this a million times?

"the surface area of the wings

and body mass make no sense"

get this on the air

got it

stand by

were going live

the way we work may be a mystery to you

making honey takes a lot of bees

doing a lot of small jobs

but let me tell you about a small job

if you do it well

it makes a big difference

more than we realized

to us to everyone

thats why i want to get bees

back to working together

thats the bee way

were not made of jello

we get behind a fellow

black and yellow

hello

left right down hover

hover?

forget hover

this isnt so hard

beepbeep beepbeep

barry what happened?

wait i think we were

on autopilot the whole time

that may have been helping me

and now were not

so it turns out i cannot fly a plane

all of you lets get

behind this fellow move it out

move out

our only chance is if i do what id do

you copy me with the wings of the plane

dont have to yell

im not yelling

were in a lot of trouble

its very hard to concentrate

with that panicky tone in your voice

its not a tone im panicking

i cant do this

vanessa pull yourself together

you have to snap out of it

you snap out of it

hold it

why? oome on its my turn

how is the plane flying?

i dont know

hello?

benson got any flowers

for a happy occasion in there?

the pollen jocks

they do get behind a fellow

black and yellow

hello

all right lets drop this tin can

on the blacktop

where? i cant see anything oan you?

no nothing its all cloudy

oome on you got to think bee barry

thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

wait a minute

i think im feeling something

what?

i dont know its strong pulling me

like a 27millionyearold instinct

bring the nose down

thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

what in the world is on the tarmac?

get some lights on that

thinking bee

thinking bee thinking bee

vanessa aim for the flower

out the engines were going in

on bee power ready boys?

affirmative

good good easy now thats it

land on that flower

ready? full reverse

spin it around

not that flower the other one

which one?

that flower

im aiming at the flower

thats a fat guy in a flowered shirt

i mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees

pull forward nose down tail up

rotate around it

this is insane barry

thiss the only way i know how to fly

am i kookookachoo or is this plane

flying in an insectlike pattern?

get your nose in there dont be afraid

smell it full reverse

just drop it be a part of it

aim for the center

now drop it in drop it in woman

oome on already

barry we did it

you taught me how to fly

yes no highfive

right

barry it worked

did you see the giant flower?

what giant flower? where? of course

i saw the flower that was genius

thank you

but were not done yet

listen everyone

this runway is covered

with the last pollen

from the last flowers

available anywhere on earth

that means this is our last chance

were the only ones who make honey

pollinate flowers and dress like this

if were gonna survive as a species

this is our moment what do you say?

are we going to be bees orjust

museum of natural history keychains?

were bees

keychain

then follow me except keychain

hold on barry here

youve earned this

yeah

im a pollen jock and its a perfect

fit all i gotta do are the sleeves

oh yeah

thats our barry

mom the bees are back

if anybody needs

to make a call nows the time

i got a feeling well be

working late tonight

heres your change have a great

afternoon oan i help whos next?

would you like some honey with that?

it is beeapproved dont forget these

milk cream cheese its all me

and i dont see a nickel

sometimes i just feel

like a piece of meat

i had no idea

barry im sorry

have you got a moment?

would you excuse me?

my mosquito associate will help you

sorry im late

hes a lawyer too?

i was already a bloodsucking parasite

all i needed was a briefcase

have a great afternoon

barry i just got this huge tulip order

and i cant get them anywhere

no problem vannie

just leave it to me

youre a lifesaver barry

oan i help whos next?

all right scramble jocks

its time to fly

thank you barry

that bee is living my life

let it go kenny

when will this nightmare end?

let it all go

beautiful day to fly

sure is

between you and me

i was dying to get out of that office

you have got

to start thinking bee my friend

thinking bee

me?

hold it lets just stop

for a second hold it

im sorry im sorry everyone

oan we stop here?

im not making a major life decision

during a production number

all right take ten everybody

wrap it up guys

i had virtually no rehearsal for that

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