#they are my favourite ghosts

[whynotlol9]

“judging you” group

[heavenbarnes]

not being able to find older bf!simon around the house and while you’re looking for him, you catch something out the window-

nearly all the women in your neighbourhood gathered at the end of your driveway

you come outside to investigate only to find them with their attention glued to the front of your car, it’s not till you walk around the front you find the lower half of simon sticking out from under it

on his back, knees bent, massive boots planted into the concrete, bare arm occasionally stretching out to find another tool

“you alright, si?”

you hear him grunt before he’s calling out to you

“yeah, i’m right sweet’art- sortin’ out that bit thas’ been givin’ y’grief”

breaking your gaze from his massive thighs flexing under his jeans, you scan back over the crowd that’d formed

all of them married, all of them a good ten years older than even he was- you couldn’t really blame them really, you had eyes

you could hear him shuffling out from under the car before he suddenly straightened to full height, wiping greasy hands on the front of his old-white-singlet

he pulled up the bottom of it to swipe his forehead and you think you heard someone gasp

wrapping a firm arm around you, he gives your backside a pat before he kisses the top of your head

“got t’keep y’safe, y’know?”

“thank you, baby- now be polite and say hello to your audience”

oblivious as ever to anything other than you, simon threw a look over his shoulder before he followed you back into the house

“oh, ‘ello ladies”

(someone throws a street barbecue and you force simon to talk to the other men around the burner and multiple husbands request him to start “doing that shit” in the garage with the door shut, please)

[daftpatience]

tradesies

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

[montyfinchirl]

A dead boy with a cricket bat and a magic backpack: if you wanna get to him you have to go through me!

Another dead boy who spent over 70 years in hell AND clawed his way out of it, is an insanely skilled magic user, doesn’t even notice when he’s burnt by iron, and got up and started walking around like he was in barely any pain after being trapped in a machine for half an hour that evaporates other ghosts in SECONDS: :3

[peach-skyies]

[s0fter-sin]

ghost who never lets soap reciprocate

he’s happy to use his cock; to push soap onto his back or his stomach or hell against a wall and fuck him through orgasm after orgasm, even lets soap suck him off to satisfy his oral fixation. but he never lets go; never lets himself cum even after fucking soap out of his mind and his body aches with need

soap accepts it as part of who ghost is; chalks it up to intimacy or control issues, maybe something to do with his past trauma. maybe that moment of release, when you’re so blinded by how good you feel that you can’t keep aware of your surroundings, is just too much vulnerability for a man like him

little does he know it’s actually bc ghost immediately falls asleep after he cums and he doesn’t want to miss out on giving soap aftercare and watching him fall asleep in his arms

[queruloustea]

some critters having a discussion of some fashion :)

[yooo-lets-go]

Blade Runner 2049 ghostsoap anyone?

[delusionships]

"i'll love you in every universe"

[srfiv]

i'm the dour in the dowry, the bats in your belfry, and i am your boyfriend.

[chalkrub]

finishing off oc-tober by drawing my spookiest guys, definitely not super late and just in time for halloween! which is a week-long event as we all know

[chelsiegeorgia]

It's spooky month so I'm drawing my favourite ghosty 👻 👻 ❤️

[chloesimaginationthings]

Your Cassidy design gives me life, exactly how I envisioned her.

I’m so glad y’all liked my Cassidy design!!

[ghostdrinkssoup]

wuthering heights is better than persuasion because when wentworth was rejected for being poor he ran away to become a sailor and came back all yearning and strange but when heathcliff was rejected for being poor he made it everyone’s problem and came back as a menace ready to ruin everyone’s lives and cathy, an arguably worse menace, got jealous and possessive despite being married, called her sister-in-law an “impertinent little monkey” for showing interest in him, and then died with all the flair and drama of someone who knew she’d haunt the narrative

[calkestis]

"Tell me, samurai...do you surrender?" GHOST OF TSUSHIMA (2019)