#they are just two incredibly damaged men awkwardly navigating their situation and taking tadpoles together and falling in love

[sweetmage]

I've gotten myself obsessed with a made up rarepair (Astarion/Abdirak) that requires a miminum of 500 words to explain why it makes sense and at least 350 of the words are a backstory I made up out of thin air for an NPC with <5 minutes of screentime (and the backstory is based on a single sentence + 1 dev note out of all of the dialogue lol)