#they are going to pick up dragona

[chloesimaginationthings]

What are they listening to?

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

I feel like Yandere Dragona's darling gets the short end of the stick because well Jodio wouldn't hurt Dragona's darling but the darling's loved ones are fair game. So the darling constantly has to act a certain way and keep Dragona happy. And Dragona seems like a delusional yandere who refuses to even entertain the idea of Darling not genuinely loving them.

Absolutely I can see their dynamic working like this even if it’s only Dragona themselves who are Yandere for you. It should be a totally easy relationship and you’re making things a little difficult. I could absolutely see him making some issues for your parents, maybe framing a sibling of something they didn’t do (He won’t hurt any pets though, but if it’s something like a dog whose outside I could totally see him letting it roam and finding it, asking you to come over for an excuse for Dragona). So it freaks you out when he ever just randomly pops up around your place.

Dragona is like talking to a brick wall when Yandere, absolutely insistent that the relationship can work. Why wouldn’t it work? There’s no reason it wouldn’t work actually, and generally tries to keep you happy. If you end up slipping up and being discomforted by Dragona’s affection. You’ll notice them pick up on it immediately, trying to soothe you, ask if there’s some place you want to go to chill together. Even suggest a place you personally enjoy eating at.

You never told Dragona that….oh…wait a second. That was probably Jodio’s doing. It sends a shudder down your spine,

“Something wrong y/n?” Dragona asks

“uh…uh…no! Let’s just go eat!” You answer nervously

“If you’re sure” there’s a brief pause before you’re given a kiss on your cheek. “Anyway, don’t worry about paying…I’ll cover for it”

You do your best to keep yourself composed, normally you’d be enthusiastic to go. But it was kind of hard to when you were in a relationship you weren’t completely choosing to be in by your own decision.

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Huge SA warning for the next chapter. I really do hate that Araki keeps falling on using that as a shock factor/writing crutch twice to the same character now. Though doesn’t the recent chapter kind of confirm Dragona is trans now?

yeah no iv already read the chapter so i knows what up

but for anyone else who hasnt read todays new jojoland chapter PLEASE read this

but im also like

anyone with a brain alreadY knewW she was trans, ARaki im already in her corner, I already support her, you don't have to keep brutalizing her to make her compelling or whatever

im so sick of the transmisogynoir, pick out something else to do with Dragona for the love of god!!!

araki the last 3 parts, seeing a woman and asking if anyone is going to do gross sexual harassment to them and NOT waiting for an answer

[anon-imuz]

Yandere Jodio X childhood friend reader who moved away before Jodio set that bus on fire because her dad got a job in Ohio and she comes back to visit her relatives in Hawaii when she's in High school and she decides to surprise visit Jodio and Dragona and their mom. Jodio isn't willing to let her go a second time.

your probably have no idea of how MAD i am i literally finished writing this and my phone crashed so I have to do it again... idk if it was longer or shorter before since it got magically deleted

not a gif but idc

Pairing: Yandere!Jodio Joestar x Fem!Childhood friend! Reader

Warnings:Yandere behavior and imprisonment

Type:angst with a bit of psychological horror

Notes: i dont condone dddne irl and English isn't my first language so there might be spelling mistakes. I'm also not good at psychological horror but I tried anyway

Your dad after a long day of work, knocked on your door.

"Hey can you open? I've got something to tell you."

You got up, placed your phone on the nightstand, walked up to your door and opened it.

"We're going to Hawaii for a few days to visit your relatives. I hope you're happy, and if you are, start packing your bags!" Your dad said, but closed the door before you could even say anything.

You picked up your suitcase and started packing it, putting all the necessary things inside.

When you woke up, your family settled to go back to your childhood place, you were excited to meet your relatives, but also someone else.

When you arrived, all your relatives met you with sweet phrases and hugs, only to then let you go set off all your stuff and come to the table to eat something.

After that, it was almost late evening so you decided to go surprise your friend with a visit. You explained everything to your parents only to leave off with a:

"Yeah yeah don't worry, I'll call you if something happens!"

You then went to the florist to buy some nice flowers for his mom, and went to his house.

You knock on the door,

"Who's there?" His mom asks.

"Guess who!" You respond in a playful tone.

She then greets you with a hug and various compliments, also thanking your for the flowers.

Once you've entered his house, you tiptoed to his room, then knocking.

"Come in..." He said in an annoyed tone, only to then widen his eyes when he saw you.

"Hii!" You greet him with a cute smile, sitting on the edge of his bed.

Finally. Finally you came back. Finally you could be with him forever.

"Oh hi, didn't expect you here." He played it off cool with a neutral face.

"Only a hi? it's been a while since we last met you know? asking anything is okay." You say, strange out by his behavior.

"Did you miss me?" He hesitantly asked.

"Well yeah, but growing up I've also made some other friends, you know..."

What?

Friends?

Wasn't he supposed to be your only friend? Wasn't he supposed to be the only friend you'd rely on? The one you loved the most?

He didn't know how to answer, but then sighed and said:

"If that's what you're looking for..."

You didn't understand his phrase because as soon as he finished it you were knocked out.

When you woke up, you felt tightly held by some ropes,on your wrists and ankles. When you got conscious, you realized you were trapped and couldn't do anything about it.

You screamed for help but the only thing that replied to you were your own echoes.

"You're disgusting. After all the time I spent waiting for you, after all the hope that I lost thinking of you, of our memories, thinking you still cared about me, the only thing you're able to tell me is that you've made new friends? With some random annoying stupid scumbags? I should be your only friend. There should be no other one but me. I'm so disappointed by you..." He said, almost scolding you.

What? Was he serious? He really was the one who did this? This felt surreal. There was no way this wasn't some nightmare caused by the stress from school.

"W-what? A-are you crazy? LET ME GO! NOW!" You screamed in fear, but only received a giggle as response.

"Me? Crazy? I'm the crazy one? Do you even know what you're saying?" He asked.

"LET ME FUCKING GO YOU PSYCHO! NOW!!!" You screamed, as loud as you could, but nobody answered.

"Your words are very rude, Oh by the way, I really wanted to say that your parents are so loving. You have no idea how many times they've called your phone. Then they called my mom, she asked me where you were. I said i didn't know because after a while you just left and I had no idea where you were or went. But guess what? I was lying, of course. Now we're going to be best friends forever and nothing will do us apart. Hey, perhaps you'll even develop some feelings for me. " He said, cupping your cheek with his hand, with a light grin on his face.

[sprite-writes-fanfic]

Dragona Joestar x Reader

🐚First Time Together🐚

Word Count: 2897 words (holy fuck)

CW: Smut, gentle sex, first time for reader, established relationship, fingering (reader receiving), tittie sucking, AFAB reader, reader is referred to as ‘you’, Gender-fluid Dragona (referred mostly with they/them pronouns), lots of sweet talk, Dragona just being a sweetheart <3, Jodio is tired of y’all’s shit 💀

Honorable mentions: @da-looplord for proof-reading before I posted 💙, @cafekitsune the MDNI banner!

Minors & Ageless blogs do not go past this point, thank you. 😌

You and Dragona have been dating for quite awhile, and you could say, it was a pretty serious relationship. I mean, you and Dragona went on beach dates all the time, you stole cars together, hell, the two of you even lived together, well— You moved in with them and their brother due to some family issues.

Life was pretty good, and to say you were happy was an understatement, you were absolutely thrilled! This is probably the most healthy relationship you have been in so far. Dragona, they were good to you, they treated you with such love and respect, they supported you, and they really respected your boundaries. They were a fun person to be around and you couldn’t ask for a better partner… You truly felt safe with them.

The two of you were currently snuggled up on your shared bed, a blanket draped over you two while a movie was playing on your laptop. It was a little cheesy, a romcom this late at night, your bodies pressed close together, Dragona’s warm skin against yours, it was perfect. As the movie played, you and Dragona were playfully mocking the movie, making fun of what some particular actors would say. As you giggled, you would notice their gaze lingering on you for a little longer than you noticed, they were busy admiring your features with such a warm and loving smile, you couldn’t help but feel warm in the face.

“Dragona, you’re staring at me.” You chuckle, only making them laugh in response, “Indeed I am. You’re just so beautiful…” They say. You couldn’t help but feel a little shy and hide your face in their shoulder, a giggle escaped their and their arms wrapped around you, bringing you closer to themselves.

The two of you laughed when they would suddenly push you into the bed and begin to press kisses along your face and shoulders, their hands moving swiftly to tickle you. You couldn’t help but squeal as they pressed their lips along your ticklish skin, “Baby! Stop!” You laughed out, making them giggle and pull away, looking at your face with a wide smile, “Sorry~ Your laughs are just so cute!” They would lean in and press a sweet kiss to your lips, their hands landing on your hips. You melted into the kiss and wrapped your arms around their shoulders.

Dragona’s warm lips massaged against yours, their lips soft and warm, the sweet kiss turning into something more sensual as they would tilt their, you soon following their lead, the kiss deepening. Your heart’s beat picked up and thundered against your chest as they would press against you, their tongue swiping over your bottom lip. A moment of hesitation was felt, but you finally allowed their tongue entry, and they took the opportunity, their tongue exploring your mouth before rubbing against yours. You were inexperienced, but you learned with eagerness by following their motions, a small moan leaving their lips as your tongue rubbed against theirs, making pull back leave a trail of saliva that connected between your lips.

Soft pants filled the room as they looked down at you through their lashes, a small loving smile returning to their lips as their thumb would rub circles along your hip, making you shiver. “Hey… I…” they began, now seeming slightly nervous, “What, what’s wrong?” You ask, concerned as you reach up and stroke their cheek, trying to encourage them to go on with what they had to say. They took a deep breath, “I… I want to do it.” They start, and you feel your cheeks grow red at the statement, “But… I want to do it when you’re ready.” They finished, looking at you expectantly as you gathered your words.

Once you finally collected your thoughts, you smiled up at them warmly, “Dragona… I would only trust you with something this special. I want you to be my first, just… Please be gentle with me, okay?” Their face lit up and they leaned in and pressed a sweet kiss to your forehead, “I promise you, I would never rush you, especially with your first time… I promise I’ll make you feel good.” Their hands guided up from your hips and up to your chest, their thumbs gliding along your chest and feeling for your nipple, lightly rubbing them through the fabric of your shirt, sending shivers through your body, their warm wet lips pressing against your bare neck.

A small shaky sigh leaves as you lean your head back and close your eyes, enjoying the sensations that were being brought. You would tangle your hands through their hair and gently massage their scalp as they would press a trail of kisses down until they would stop, sitting up. “May I?” They asked, tugging at your shirt, and after getting the go-ahead from you, they’d swiftly remove your shirt and work off your bra, which they had no issue with since they wore a bra themself. Once your bare chest was revealed, you found yourself growing shy and trying to hide your chest. “Hey…” Dragona says softly, “Don’t hide your body, you know I love it…” they say softly, making your heart melt at such sincere words. Your arms slowly dropped and Dragona smile down at you, “See, they’re gorgeous…” they smile, leaning down and pressing soft kisses to your breasts, “Look at them… So soft, so beautiful.” They say sweetly, their hands cupping your chest, their thumbs moving to circle your hard nipples, softly massaging them.

A sweet moan leaves your lips, a jolt of pleasure coursing through your body and to your pussy. You felt yourself growing wet from just a simple gesture, their fingers were so skilled, and their words of praise and admiration filling your ears, you couldn’t help but grow hot and bothered, “Dragona…” You say between soft pants. “Is this okay, sweetie?” They ask gently, focusing on your reactions, “Y-yes… I just want to make you feel good too…” you nod, making them smile down at you. “Of course sweetie… Here.” They would remove their top without issue, showing off their breasts that they were rather proud to have. “Go on ahead baby~” they giggle as you ogle at their breasts.

You sit up quickly and lean up, your hands cupping their breasts as you would tenderly massage them, making Dragona moan softly and smile down at you with such a loving expression, “That’s it baby… Touch my breasts.” They encourage, their hand rubbing the back of your head. Feeling your face flush, you lean in and would wrap your lips around their nipple, softly sucking as your tongue flicked over their hard nipple. A soft gasp escaped their lips as they watched you suckle their breast, “Ah… That’s good…” they softly moan, your eyes meeting for a moment as you pull away and kiss their lips once more, your hands massaging their breasts. They’d kiss you back eagerly, bringing you into their lap.

You straddled their lap as you softly kissed them, your thumbs rubbing their nipples. A muffled moan escapes them as their hand would move from your hips and would wander down your body, and would tug down your pants. You pull away and look down, before scooting off the bed, Dragona following closely behind, “Let’s get these pants off of you~” they hum, leaning down and pulling your pants and underwear off of you, leaving you to flush when your wetness left a small trail between your pussy and underwear, “Ah—” you look away, slightly embarrassed. “You’re wet already?” Dragona giggled, softly teasing you. “That’s alright baby, means I’m doing everything right~” they hum, pressing sweet kisses to your thighs, before pulling away, going to pull off their own bottoms, but you were quick to stop them.

“I— I want to do it.” You say, “May I?” You ask, looking at them and back down to their bottoms, the tent in their bottoms, you knew their cock was strained and was begging to be released, but you wanted to see it for yourself. “Of course.” They giggle, pulling their hands away, allowing for you to hook your fingers on their bottoms and slowly pull down, lowering yourself with the bottoms until you are on their knees, and you are greeted with the sight of their half-hardened cock. It was a little bigger than average, and they had such a pretty cock too…. A beautiful pinkish tip, a vein under the side and they were waxed clean of any hair.

You couldn’t help but stare, making Dragona feel slightly flustered, “Enjoying the view?” They softly giggle, their cheeks turning a pretty red. “Sorry,” you mumble, “it’s just so… You’ve got a pretty dick.” You lean in and press kisses against it, making them softly gasp, “Ah~ Honey~” they lightly grasp your head as you continue to press sweet and sensual kisses all along their cock until they become completely hard. Once finished, you leave one last wet kiss along their tip before pulling away, leaving Dragona slightly quivering, a soft sigh leaving their lips as they help you stand, your knees a little tired from being pressed against the hard floor.

Dragona would help you stand up, pressing soft kisses against your face, “You certainly know how to show your admiration.” They softly joke, before sitting you back down on the bed, “I’ll be sure to show mine back too.” They say sweetly as they would lay with you on the bed, “I’m gonna stretch you out, okay? I wanna help make it easier once you take me in… You’re sure you're okay with this?” They ask again, wanting to make sure you didn’t want to back out.

“Yes, I’m sure…” you say, spreading your legs for them, making them chuckle, “Alright sweetie… Let’s stretch out that pretty pussy of yours~”

They sit up and bring your body closer, their hand trailing down, finally reaching between your thighs, “Alright, I’m gonna start, okay?” They hum, before gently running a finger over your folds, making your body shiver. A small shaky breath escapes you as they would feel around for a moment, taking a moment to rub your clit, a moan leaving your lips once they rubbed your sensitive nub. “Dragona~” you would whimper. “That feels good, huh?” They smile before leaving your clit alone, leaning over you as they’d capture your lips again, slipping their fingers into your weeping hole. Small noises escaped your lips, being muffled as Dragona kissed you so sweetly, their fingers working your hole open, massaging your sensitive spots and curling their fingers, thoroughly preparing you for something bigger.

Once they felt that you were ready, they pulled out their fingers, making you whine from the emptiness. They’d pull their lips away, working to catch their breath, their eyes drifting to their own fingers. A giggle escaped Dragona’s lips when they saw how coated their fingers were, “So messy…~” they tease, before making eye contact and sucking their fingers clean. Your face went bright red as they tasted your juices, and the teasing glint in their eyes, god, you thought you were gonna spill over the edge right then and there. They pulled off their own fingers, a satisfied moan leaving their lips, “Sweetie, you taste so good… I’ve gotta eat you out one of these nights.” They smile down at you, “Come here~” they giggle, pressing their lips against yours once more. Their tongue invaded your mouth again, and their tongue rubbed against yours, making you taste yourself on your tongue, and you couldn’t help but grow embarrassed. They pulled away with a smile, “You taste good, don’t you?” They chuckle, gently grabbing your thighs and spreading them open, “I’m gonna start okay… Tell me if I need to stop, we’re gonna take it slow.” They say reassuringly, making you nod and watch with anticipation.

They brought their hips up to yours, rubbing their tip along your folds, lubricating their tip. A shaky sigh escaped their lips as they grinded against your entrance, their brows furrowing slightly. Finally they’d push in, being slow and careful as your walls stretched out around them, pain overwhelmed you, making you hiss out in pain, “Dragona—!” You gasp out, making them immediately stop and check up on you, “Hey, hey… It’s okay, we’ll take a break.” They press kisses along your face. “Just breathe and relax, I won’t move until you say so.” They say softly, their face morphed into a worried look as they’d massage your hips.

After taking some shaky breaths and you relaxed enough, you nodded, “Go on ahead… Just fill the rest of me up and stop okay?” You say, wrapping your arms around their shoulders. They nodded and slowly eased into you before finally filling you up. Damn did it hurt, it really did, but you felt lucky, Dragona, so patient and caring, waiting for your go ahead as they pressed loving little kisses along your skin in order to help you calm down. “You okay?” They ask, once you’ve finally relaxed, “Yeah… You can move, just be slow, please…” you say a little nervously, the pain was gone luckily, but you were a little nervous it would come back. “Of course baby…” they say softly, before readjusting themselves and holding your thighs up and open, slowly pumping their hips into yours in a sensual motion, moans leaving their lips as you finally begin to feel pleasure yourself, a moan escaping your lips as well. Their slow and sensual movements made you melt against the bed as you closed your eyes, “Baby… Ah…” you moan quietly, hesitant to raise your voice.

Dragona hid their face in the crook of your neck and pressed kisses along it, “Does it feel as good to you as it does for me?” They say in between small grunts and groans. “Yes… Please keep going~” you cling onto them as they test the waters by picking up the pace slightly, making you whine a bit, “Yes~ Yes~” you pant out, “That’s good~ Aah~” a moan follows as Dragona’s hips would pause a moment and would put your legs over their shoulders, groaning out when they had more room to work with. “So tight…~” they would resume back to their gentle thrusts, moans leaving the both of you once you both hit new depths, your g-spot being hit once readjusted.

“Dragona, I love you~!” You cry out into their shoulder, feeling emotional out of nowhere, feeling a knot within you tighten. “I love you too, baby~ Ah… I’m close, are you close too~?” They ask between pants, their hips picking up the pace as they reach down to rub your clit, sending another jolt through you. “Yes~!” Your grip around them tightened. Dragona stared at you through their lashes, panting and smiling softly, “I wanna cum with you… Let’s cum together okay?” You would quickly nod, making them smile before gritting their teeth, feeling a sudden wave of pleasure crash through them, now mumbling, “Wanna fill you up, make you feel so good~” they say through a strained voice. Teetering over the edge, a loud cry escaped you as you writhed under them, “Dragona~! C-cumming~!” Is all you were able to say before you felt this knot snap, and with Dragona’s stuttering hips, you both came together, waves of euphoria crashing over you as Dragona’s hips pumped their hot cum into you.

Dragona would feel themselves grow weak, letting go of your hips and quickly catching themselves before flopping onto you, heavy breaths racking through their body as they came down from their high, you breathing heavily alongside them as tears rolled down your cheeks. Once the two of you calmed down, Dragona would wipe away your tears, a look of adoration in their eyes, “You did so good, baby…” they leaned in and kissed you, “Did such a good job… Did you feel good too?” They asked. “Yeah… I felt really good, Dragona.” You smile up at them.

“Good.” They sighed out, relieved, before leaning in, “You’re so pretty, I can’t believe I got to do this with you… I love you so much.” They pressed a sweet yet short kiss to your lips, to which you returned without hesitation. “I love you too.” You say, “I’m so happy it was you who did this with me…” they began to giggle a bit, “Why wouldn’t I?I adore you, my love…” they press more kisses along your face, “Now, let’s go get cleaned up, alright?” They grin as they would carefully pull out of you, making you gasp as they did so, the newfound emptiness making you feel almost uncomfortable. “Here…” they chuckle, carefully picking you up and heading to the bathroom.

The two of you would have a nice and relaxing bath together.

…

“What the fuck are those two doing?” Jodio groaned as he held his pillow over his ears, trying to block out your two’s noises. “Can’t fucking sleep around here.” He would throw his pillow to the side and grab his earbuds, “Damn it. Guess I’m listening to music.” Jodio grumbled as he would put his music on fullblast before laying back in bed, finding relief that he didn’t have to hear you two anymore. Tomorrow morning, he was most certainly gonna interrogate the two of you.

Phew, holy fuck this took a hot minute 😭 I lost inspiration for a few days then fucking went at it tonight, and man, am I happy with how it came out :,} Dragona is my pookie idc, I hope my fellow JoJo and Dragona lovers also enjoyed this <3 Have a good week y’all, I’ll be posting here more soon.

[basedkikuenjoyer]

Jojolands 20: Money for Nothing

Excellent return after the month break! Jodio and Bobby Jean take a little time to finish up their fight and we actually move on pretty quick to wrap up this hospital arc with the bulk of the chapter. I'm going to be honest, I don't think I fully get what Jodio pulled here with November Rain. I get that he was able to shield himself, deflect the bullets pretty well with it. But he has standing on a toilet in a bathroom stall, Glory Days broke the commode, then as Bobby Jean approached...Jodio did something with the water spewing out to finish him off?

Gonna be honest, stuff like this is why I tend to like the Jojos anime a little better. The way these stand battles go can make it hard to follow in black and white. I'm glad we didn't waste more time on the fight because it's been plenty long as-is...but if someone wants to take a crack at explaining it a little better I'd be thankful. The important thing is Jodio beat Bobby Jean, this panicked Lulu enough her Bags Groove stopped attacking the rest of the gang, and during the clash Jean reveals that Howler already knows about the Lava Rock. Which is a concept we'll get back to.

On the way though, we get this bit of charming stupidity from Usagi. He's down bad for Dragona and let's be honest, most of us are. Damn decidedly less charming Charmingman spoiling the mood. I do think it's pretty interesting how quickly everyone snaps back to normal and Usagi especially makes sense for not really knowing what was going on because he's been out of it.

Where this picks up though is with Paco recovering from getting hit by Glory Days. The clash creates an interesting dynamic because now there are a bunch of cops here and the gang isn't entirely sure how much of a problem that poses for them. Luckily though Usagi's ability can take care of the security cameras. If we look at Paco's recovery scene too, it kinda seems like the official story is some crazed gunman started shooting up the hospital. Which...hate to say but as an American it's not exactly an everyday thing but it is pretty believable that workers there might not be so quick to dismiss the idea some nutjob just woke up today to do that.

What this really leads to though is the mysterious workings of the Lava Rock. Pulling everything together by putting Paco in the same room as the guy from the bank. Which means the gang is now in possession of all the documents he had trying to seize the land.

Now...this isn't the Wild West. Simply holding the documents won't exactly allow some scruffy young adults to just claim the $38mil debt from Howler. They already got pretty lucky with the congressman's laptop and being able to sign off on the investigation. But the rock seems to be pretty wise. The key thing was making sure that gets started before the bank starts their own proceedings. Because then it all gets tied up in slow-moving court proceedings.

That said...Jodio is not the type of person who'd understand all that. But he does realize the best move is to get all these swiped docs to Meryl Mei. Including swiping the banker as well. When they're already taking Lulu with them. Which to me just sounds hilarious. Absconding with two whole people will surely go over smoothly.

[dhampir-omu-rot]

jodio omu hcs

Nonsexual

Refuses to use school bathrooms even if he’s desperate 

Unable to hold still when desperate

Groans in pain when desperate 

Still wets his bed pretty frequently and refuses to share a bed with Usagi in fear he’d have an accident 

Doesn’t realize he has to go until the last minute 

Has a “desperate” face that dragona recognizes from when they were kids

Would cry if he had an accident 

He has had accidents at iko iko and on his walk home because he couldn’t hold it all day

He tried to avoid using the bathroom all day because he was focused on selling goods, and ended up having an accident the second he almost made it home 

Dragona didn’t notice that he’d had an accident until she saw the puddle on the bathroom floor and a crying younger brother  (he had a shower, vented to Dragona and felt better)

Had an accident at school once (Dragona had to pick him up because he actually was sick with a UTI, )

Overactive bladder from holding it too long 

How he reacts to an accident 

-tears, he’s a 15yo boy he’s embarrassed 

-discomfort, being in wet pants after having an accident is uncomfortable and rubs against his skin , which is not good because he has eczema.

-definitely gets a bit red in the face

-has pink dark boy pyjamas and  he’d definitely be upset that he had an accident in his favourite clothes 

-gets UTIs frequently 

What he does AFTER He has an accident 

-Cry , Especially to Usagi. And Usagi is very reassuring 

-Shower, He sometimes uses scented body wash so he smells good and less like he had an accident 

-change, If he’s regressed he’ll put on a diaper or pull-up to avoid stressing over having another accident. He prefers wearing pyjamas after an accident so he’s more comfortable and able to regress 

-he does tend to use his diaper when regressed. 

-usually he’s too afraid to say that he used his diaper, (

-He’s upset over the fact he got classified as a little ,

-Has a hard time with telling people when he’s had an accident 

-he gets really upset when he has an accident in a diaper. And will cry

-he finds it comforting to just let go and that he doesn’t have to wake up wet almost every night

[oberthinkin]

Need dragona to pick me up n give me hugs,

I hope this is good because I haven't read this part of jojo yet :3 Dragona appears to be a demigirl/non-binary, but lemme know if I'm wrong. I used she/they pronouns for them :>

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"Hey, kiddo!" Dragona calls from across the beach, waving their hand before they jog closer to you. She gestures for a hug as she makes her way over to you, full of excitement.

"What's up, little buddy?" Dragona laughs, bending her legs just enough for you to claw your way up, Dragona letting out a little "oof" before adjusting your legs so they wrap around her waist. They smiles as she gives your forehead a kiss before hiking you up, your cheek pressed into their shoulder. It's a tight squeeze as Dragona clenches their fingers together and digs their arms into you as a even tighter hug! With one last squeeze in the bear hug, Dragona leans forward a bit, a hand on your bottom and one of your back to safely guide you down from the over-the-top hug.

"There we go... And you stuck the landing! So agile! You wanna go build a sandcastle?" Dragona pinches your cheeks, laughing as you bat her hands away.

[greetings-inferiors]

Peak fiction has returned

Oh my god Rohan my beloved

I love how he just went “oh hey guys. You dropped the diamond. Here you go”

And Dragona and gang were just like “oh thanks - wait a minute” then fucking died

(Exaggeration but still)

OH MY GOD HEAVEN’S DOOR LESSGOOOOO

It might have been me having poor reading comprehension but it might be more killer queen like where if you touch the thing Rohan possesses with heaven’s door then you turn into a book, instead of when you see it. I’ll go check the wiki

Okay, so how the wiki says the stand works is that the area of the body Rohan touches will open to be a book, interesting. He’s then able to choose when to turn that person into a book (“if you pick up that diamond you’ll be in trouble”) as if detonating like killer queen.

This is obviously much shorter range than old heaven’s door, as it doesn’t now travel at the speed of light, but it does (technically) mean it’s faster, as before he’d have to draw out heaven’s door (or, more accurately, pink dark boy) for it to take effect, whereas now it can happen instantly upon touch (the reason I say technically is Rohan draws so quickly he can keep up with made in heaven (that’s canon btw) so speed wasn’t really an issue)

The diamond very obviously has significance outside of being expensive, because Rohan’s like “oh you’re just stealing it for money? That’s good then.”

God I’m so excited for new chapters this one was so good. Seeing the hustle and smooth operators both working their way out of the string stand™️ was really cool - in fact the hustle had a lot of time to shine in this chapter, what with Spider-Manning to the ceiling like that.

Something also strange is the diamond seems to have a mind of its own - it unzips and jumps out of paco’s bag, and when Dragona catches it it falls out of their hands while they can still feel it in their hands - we know that objects can be stand ‘users’ like with Anubis, what’s to say the diamond isn’t a stand user?

Very excited to see what comes next.

[popcultureoverdosed]

Jojolands Chapter 6- Jungle Warfare part 1

At only 27 pages, this is the shortest chapter this far and has the most minimal plot progression. The gang is walking through a forest and discovers that the diamond along with other valuables have escaped their grasp. Dragona notes that it seems that Rohan's belongings are somehow drawn to the lava rock and somehow bypass securement. I still think the rock has some supernatural origin similar to the locacaca cause that's the only explanation.

The mysterious strings make their return, getting Jodio tied to a tree and sewing Dragona and Paco together. To make things worse, Usagi has disappeared with all the valuables. Now the drama is really picking up. Many have theorized that Usagi will turn out to be a traitor but I don't think such a major reveal would happen so soon. He's probably just off somewhere trying to find a way to take out the cats. I definitely think there's more to him than meets the eye and he probably has a few tricks up his sleeve. Overall, this was a quick chapter to go through that was lacking in content.

[dhampirdreamerz]

Don’t follow this advice! Follow the usagi grindset!

treat yourself! Go get a Costco hot dog!

follow dragonas motto! Don’t push yourself too hard but don’t give up!

eat some ceviche (I prefer shrimp ceviche but pick your favourite one!)

appreciate newjeans

honolulu hot takes podcast ep. 3: understanding the sigma grindset

The gang discuss how to be a sigma.

[drbibliophile]

Sunday Romance 10-25-20

Prompt:  Come Hell or high water 

Word count:  1439 

Trigger warnings:  Torture, injury, death.  

@sunday-romance I still can’t decide what to do about NaNoWriMo.  Yes, I know it’s only a week away.  I’ve always been more of a panster than a planner so this should surprise no one.  However, I’m going to do one more Jocelyn and Trevelyan drabble.  We shall see if I stay with them or another couple.  This is fantasy.  

Jocelyn peered around the corner.  She frowned as she counted the guards.  More than she wanted, but not so many that she and Omeyra couldn’t manage them.  She leaned back against the wall.  Justice sent her a question with his eyebrow.  She held up six fingers, indicating three on either side of the passage.  Omeyra nodded, pulling three throwing daggers from her belt.  She handed them to Jocelyn before pulling out another three.  Justice gestured to the battleaxe in his hand.  She shook her head.  While he could take out the guards, she’d rather they be quiet about this.  She didn’t want anyone to know that they were here until they were gone.  A battleaxe made too much noise.   

She looked at Omeyra.  She nodded, bolstering Jocelyn’s confidence.  They could do this.  They would do this.  Come what may, be it the fires of hell or something else, she was getting Trevelyan out.  It was just that simple.  Then when he was safe, she’d challenge Alistair and bring the double-dealing scum to his knees.  However, she needed Trevelyan out first.  

She nodded her head one, two, three before the two women stepped into the passageway.  Omeyra’s dagger caught the closest guard in the throat before the other five had even looked up.  Two more fell as their companions started to react.  Jocelyn’s dagger came quick behind Omeyra’s.  They all struck true.  Omeyra reached the bodies first, searching for the keys that they needed.  Jocelyn kept moving to the wooden door at the end, banded over with iron.  He had to be here.  There wasn’t any other place for him to be.  Alistair kept all of his special prisoners here and Trevelyan most definitely was special.  He had to be here.  She swallowed hard, trying hard not to consider any other possibility.  She would find him, even if she had to tear the castle apart stone by stone.  

Keys jingling caught her attention.  She looked at Omeyra who tossed her the guard’s keys.  She had to try two before the third one fit into the lock and opened it.  She grabbed a torch before she pushed the door open.  She stepped into the dim cell and immediately froze.  Trevelyan was there, naked.  Chains attached to his wrists and ankles held him in an obscene spread-eagle position.  He wasn’t standing, still upright only because the chains wouldn’t let him collapse.  His head hung down.  Burns courtesy of the pokers still in the brazier marked him all over.  Cuts, some still oozing blood, marked his sides.  She knew they came from a terrible lashing.  Several festered.  For a heartbeat she thought she was too late.  He was still, so still.  Despair threatened to overwhelm her.  She couldn’t be too late.  Then he shuddered through a breath.  He was alive.  

She raced to him.  Closer she could see him shivering.  Her fingers touched his cheek and found his skin hot.  Yet there was little sweat on his brow.  She frowned, carefully lifting his face to hers.  His left eye was swollen shut from a beating.  A new cut dripped blood from his right cheek.  Blood had dried at the corners of his mouth and down his chin.  Rope marks encircled his neck, red with a darkening purple behind it.  She swallowed hard, desperate to not think of all that Alistair had hurt him.  She spread her hand over his cheek.  Rage welled within her and she held onto it.  Alistair would pay for this a thousandfold.  

Trevelyan’s one good eye fluttered open.  It was blood shot, unfocused in fever.  He jerked against her touch, moaning as he did.  “Hey,” she said softly.  “It’s me.”  

He turned his head to her.  She couldn’t tell if he was shivering or shaking his head.  “Joce?”  

Her name came rough, chattering, barely more than a whisper forced through a dry throat.  She nodded.  “Aye, love.”  She cradled his face in her hands.  “We’re here to get you.”  

He jerked away from her.  “No.”  His eye closed again.  “No, I…”  he retched.  She stepped to the side, but nothing came.  

“Yes,” she said firmly.  

Omeyra handed her a water skein, trading it for the keys and torch.  She held the spout to his lips.  He took a swallow then gagged on the next, muttering no all the while.  Jocelyn bit her lip, forcing tears and sorrow down.  Rage, she had to hold onto her rage or she would break.  Breaking wouldn’t help her husband nor her heart.  She could break later.  Right now, she had to get him out of the dungeons and to healing.  She couldn’t pull on Power here.  Alistair would know.  She had to wait, however much she did not want to.  She had to.  

Justice came up beside her, a rough blanket in his hands.  “I’m going to kill him,” she vowed.  She draped the blanket around Trevelyan.  “Long, slow, painful.”  

Justice nodded.  “I’ll hold him.  You two get him down.”  

She didn’t answer, just a curt nod.  Justice easily lifted Trevelyan.  A groan of pain rose from him, squeezing her heart.  Omeyra tried the keys from the guard, but none fit the lock in the shackles.  Frowning, the two women searched the small chamber.  They saw no other keys.  How were they going to get him out?  With power, Jocelyn could undo the locks, but she was trying not to use Power.  Alistair would know and she didn’t want him to know.  She glanced at Omeyra, gesturing to the locks with her eyes.  Could they pick them?  

“Looking for this?”  

Alistair’s voice froze her.  They’d all had their backs to the door.  They hadn’t thought to keep an eye on it.  No one was supposed to know they were here.  Keys jingling made her inwardly groan.  She spared him a glare over her shoulder.  He stood just in front of the doorway.  Streaming through the doorway behind him were his guard.  He had a self-satisfied look while he dangled a set of keys on his finger.  The guard forced Justice to let Trevelyan go, causing the duke to moan in pain.  They surrounded Omeyra as well, but left Jocelyn be.  She kept her back to Alistair, her hands in front of her.  

“I mean, it was clever of you to sneak inside without using Power,” he continued.  She heard him approach.  “Of course, that meant you wouldn’t see the spell I had on this chamber to let me know if anyone other than me entered.”  He walked around her to stop by Trevelyan.  “So perhaps not so clever at all.”  He jerked Trevelyan’s head back, causing him to cry out in pain.  Jocelyn automatically reached for her sword hilt.  “Careful, my dear duchess.  You wouldn’t want me to hurt him more.”  She straightened, her hand falling from her sword hilt.  “That’s a good girl.  One should always listen to one’s betters.”  

Jocelyn didn’t react. All she needed was for Alistair to stop touching Trevelyan.  Then she could act.  She could use Power now since she didn’t need to worry about alerting Alistair to her presence here.  He knew and in knowing had signed his own death warrant.  She just needed Alistair to not be touching Trevelyan or Power could affect him as well.  Alistair just needed to step away.  

Trevelyan’s gaze focused on her.  “Joce.”  Again her name fell rough from his mouth.  “I’m here.”  

“Sorry.”  

She shook her head, smiling warmly.  “No need, love.”  

“Oh, please.”  Alistair dripped disdain.  He let Trevelyan go, taking a step towards her.  “Still can’t believe…” 

No other words left him.  The moment he no longer touched Trevelyan, Jocelyn let her rage free.  It grabbed hold of her Power, forming a swirling black-edged dark purple fire around her hands.  Her eyes glowed the same color as her hands.  Before Alistair could shield himself, she lashed out with her hand, catching him with a bolt through his stomach that came back to wrap around him, sending him to his knees.  With her other hand she dropped the guards around Omeyra.  She barely heard Justice’s axe make short work of the other guards.  She focused her rage and Power on Alistair, the magic flame burning him inside and out, robbing him of any voice or ability to scream.  She stalked to him, grabbing him by his throat and lifting him off his feet.  She glared at him, her eyes still lit with black and purple fire.  

“Dragona takes care of its own,” she said, Power echoing deep in her voice.  A smirk tugged at her lips.  Alistair’s eyes widened in fear.  “And we have no desire to be merciful.”

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

Imagine Dragona's darling accidentally blocking Dragona because she was trying to mute Dragona to be able to have five minutes to herself and Dragona and Jodio misunderstood it and may have reacted badly to it.

You immediately start sweating and panic to undo the accidental block. “Man, Jodio’s going to go nuts…” was already passing your lips. Not to mention you just emotionally wrecked Dragona completely by mistake.

What ends up happening is around midnight, Jodio unlocks one of your windows, Dragona right behind. You’re probably not asleep anyway from the anxiety, but it doesn’t matter either. Next thing you know you’re in a tight hug from Dragona, Jodio is glaring daggers. Luckily no one else was home right now.

“Y/n. Why’d you block me? I didn’t do anything wrong did I? Was it something I said?” She asks.

Your throat feels dry but you can feel Jodio’s stare burning into your head. “It…it was an accident I swear!” You sputtered out

“You were filling up my feed, and chat, and I just needed a little break” an immediate wince came when you noticed Jodio’s eyes narrowed in suspicion. “I was just trying to press mute…”

Yeah like that made you look any better, you might as well have pressed block.

“I don’t think you should do that either y/n…” Jodio softly spoke up

You looked in Dragona’s eyes as they softly bore into your own e/c eyes. “You know you’re kind of cute panicking like that, I was scared you actually blocked me, good thing that wasn’t the case”

Dragona proceeded to suggest just doing something in person instead, you’d both get to update together and there wouldn’t be any more misunderstandings. You nodded and agreed, just to hopefully not have something happen to anyone else for your stupid blunder.

“Since we’re here, and none of your folks are home….how about we do something? Watch a movie maybe?” Dragona took their fingers and walked them across one of your arms.

Once again it’s not like you could say no….

You nod almost frantically, “It’s a good thing I stocked up on snacks and drinks before you made a surprise visit then!”

“I’ll go grab them…you two can pick out the movie” Jodio suggested and gave you an expectant look to do so with Dragona.

Sighing Dragona released you from that vicegrip of a hug, and practically dragged you out of your own room. You barely saved yourself this time around, and there went you watching something on your own for the weekend. But hey that’s what happen when you make grave mistakes…

[auncyen]

@herbae-dragonae, I’m your Secret Santa!  Apologies for being a few days late, my first idea didn’t work out as well as I thought it would.  But, here’s a little something with Planeswarden Tiz with some angst.  I hope you had a great Christmas and have a fantastic New Year’s!  If you’d prefer to read on AO3, it’s here.

The Planeswardens divided missions according to who was best-suited for the task. Undercover missions made the differences between the members quite clear.

Yew and Agnès spent the most time aboard in their headquarters, shipping out for only dire emergencies, where the natives would be too distracted counting their blessings to question too much how the Geneolgia heir or Her Holiness had been able to appear where they shouldn't be. Edea should have been in the same boat by all accounts, but as she put it, bravado could carry you far. She'd bluffed her way out of needing to explain herself in several worlds, to the vice-president's amusement. He had only flat out forbid her from going to a world once. That world's version of her had been kidnapped and raised by the most corrupt members of the Orthodoxy to be a vestal harsh and unyielding in her ideology, and she was the one causing half the problems. Edea had instantly decided she was going and hacked off half her hair and spent an entire morning convincing Ringabel they had a new male Planeswarden in order to change the vice-president's mind so she could go kick her own ass.

So, Edea went on more undercover missions than was strictly prudent by virtue of being Edea. But even then, she went on fewer missions than Ringabel, Magnolia, and Tiz each did.

Alternis was nearly as recognizable as Edea in his armor, but people were used to him coming and going too much to keep track of, and the armor hid any minor differences Ringabel might have from that world's dark knight. Magnolia, being from the moon, was not known on most versions of Luxendarc. Tiz, well...

"No one ever recognizes me because I'm a dead peasant," he'd had to explain to Edea on more than one occasion, when she was complaining that he'd been asked to go and not her. This always stopped the grumbling, usually by upsetting her enough that she instead started on "don't say things like that!", and Ringabel got a pinched look on his face and the others just looked horrified and sad if they were in earshot, so he tried to say that as little as possible. But it was true. He went out on undercover missions the most because he knew how to blend in on Luxendarc better than Magnolia, and he was more discreet than Ringabel if the blond couldn't rely on impersonating Alternis, and he had no double to cause confusion or anyone to recognize him as being out of place because he and everyone who'd known him was dead. The logic was simple. He was so used to that reasoning that he was startled when the Vice President paused during instructions for his next mission and said, "Oh, yes. You'll need to avoid the king and the innkeeper in Caldisla. Egil, too. Hmm, hmm, this time is definitely trickier...but I just don't think Magnolia or Ringabel would do."

Tiz was at first distracted by the comforting knowledge that all three of those acquaintances survived in this world: there were too many worlds where the king's kidnapping went awry, or Karl grew weak and frail from grief and passed away, and ...well, Egil had nearly fallen into lava in a number of worlds. There were inevitably worlds where the 'nearly' wasn't accurate. But then he caught the implication of the Vice President's words and looked up. "My counterpart is alive in this world?"

"He is," the Vice President said, but he didn't elaborate beyond that. Tiz frowned, but hesitated to push. The question that had instantly come to mind was: how was that Tiz faring? How was he living? But that was hardly something he needed to know. The Vice President had already told him what he needed to know. He needed to avoid the king--likely the castle as a whole, just to be safe--and he couldn't visit the inn. Besides those two points, this would be a normal mission. It'd be...inappropriate to ask about the circumstances of someone he wasn't supposed to meet or interact with in any way. Nosy. And did he really want to know? The Tiz of that world could be miserable, and it wasn't like he'd be able to do anything about that.

No...he probably wasn't miserable. He did have Karl and Egil alive in his world, after all. Unless something tragic had befallen Agnès and Edea, he was already one of the luckier ones.

Tiz's throat tightened at that. The other survivor from Norende really was lucky, if all those people had survived.

He didn't ask.

The mission itself was a simple one: when the Holy Pillar had opened in that world, bits of the debris from the Celestial realm in the Dark Aurora had been dislodged. They'd made their way with the wreckage of Norende into the river that flowed downward to Caldisla. There was nothing world-ending, at least, but they were still potentially dangerous. Not exactly great to leave lying around, and odds were good that someone had already picked them up. They needed to be retrieved discreetly, without drawing any more interest in the otherworldly artifacts than their strangeness had already garnered. Tiz blended in at Caldisla better than a girl from the moon or a dark knight in full armor would.

It was a simple mission, but one that could have taken weeks, if not months, depending on how far the items had traveled. It luckily took only two days: one of the local witches had found them by the river while gathering the ingredients for another batch of potions. She'd sensed a bit of their power, but didn't seem to have figured out how to use any of them. Tiz made a show of acting excited about every magical bauble in her store yet not having the faintest clue what they did, which led up to him picking up one of the relics from the Dark Aurora and rambling about how 'mysterious' it looked. She was happy enough to sell her finds to an idiot who didn't have the slightest clue about magic, which made Tiz very happy that he'd found them before she actually sold them to an idiot or figured out what they were herself.

Mission done, he could have simply warped back to headquarters, but he had a private tradition on each world. His feet carried him toward the oldest of Caldisla's graveyards, and he was nearly to the entrance when he stopped dead in surprise, then whirled around and turned back about the corner, concealing himself in the nook behind the nearby fountain.

It wasn't too surprising that his own counterpart also visited the graveyard habitually--he should have realized that risk beforehand. However...why had the Vice President not warned him about Agnès being in Caldisla as well? Had he not known she might visit?

Tiz cautiously peered over the rim of the fountain. Fortunately, the Tiz and Agnès of this world were too engrossed in their own conversation to have caught his dash to hide. They spoke too quietly to be heard over the distance and the fountain's quiet splashing, but the Planeswarden didn't care much what they were saying anyway. He was distracted simply by the sight Agnès made. She was dressed in casual clothing rather than her vestal or papal dress, and the outfit was more colorful than the somber traveling clothes she'd worn when he'd known her in his world. White and gold accented by green and small bits of pink made her look so cheerful and lively, though the easy smile on her face did that too.

The Tiz of this world was smiling too. Of course he was. He really was lucky to know Agnès in this world, not dead or traumatized but alive and happy. The Planeswarden in hiding felt a pang of guilt and heartache, resting his head against the fountain's rock. How had this Tiz protected the wind vestal to keep her alive at the Holy Pillar? Was Edea alive too? It seemed likely, with the two in front of him looking so content.

Lucky, lucky, lucky. Tiz already felt his heart tightening with envy before laughter broke out. He looked up just in time to see Agnès stop giggling first and step toward her friend, giving him--

If it hadn't been for the pair both blushing after Agnès stepped away, the Planeswarden wouldn't have believed his eyes, partially because it had been done in a heartbeat and partially because he'd never expected Agnès to do that in any world. But when his counterpart got over his fluster enough to return the peck on the cheek she'd given him, he had to believe it.

They weren't just both alive...they were together.

The hurt of the guilt and regret in the Planeswarden's heart were nearly forgotten in the vicious stab of jealousy he felt. He barely had the presence of mind to duck back down and edge further along the fountain as the couple passed it. Only a few feet away now, some words did manage to reach him:

"...Ready to go home now?"

"Mm, there's still a few chores to finish before dusk, so we'd better hurry..."

They had a home they took care of together, that they both returned to at the end of the day.

Lucky.

It's not fair.

The moment the footsteps had receded out of his hearing, Tiz scrambled to his feet and, after a moment's hesitation, rushed to the graveyard. Something was different about this world. His counterpart must have done something extraordinary for things to be changed so much, and he wondered if Til might be alive, if that had given the Tiz of this world the strength he needed to keep others living too. But the headstone that had been commissioned for Norende village read exactly the same as it had in his world. Til was dead in this world, too. Standing in front of his brother's name, Tiz felt the familiar sadness, but he also felt a twinge of anger.

How could that Tiz be happy when he'd failed his little brother, too?

There had to be something he'd done differently. Something. And some way to find out.

...

The Vice President was going to chew him out.

If he found out. Nothing said he had to find out.

He walked with long, quick strides toward Norende, already knowing that must be where this world's Tiz and Agnès lived. The rebuilt village should be sprawling enough for him to avoid people, and he could learn more about how this Tiz was doing. Though, finding out what he had done in the past might be trickier.

Then again, Ringabel impersonated himself often enough, didn't he? Tiz didn't have the same level of practice, but for this--he could probably pull it off. He could certainly convince neighbors. Not Agnès, obviously, she'd know, but...

...Would she?

If he went up to her, wouldn't she smile at him? Wouldn't she laugh with him? And maybe, she would even... It'd been so long since he'd thought about things like this, but he'd had fantasies of a peaceful life with Agnès before even if he'd never thought she'd be interested, and at the first chance, they easily rose back up: old thoughts of someday building a home together, visiting Egil in Caldisla together, making her smile with flowers he'd gathered while herding the sheep or other little gifts. Spending quiet nights in front of the fireplace cuddled together; he still remembered the time they'd piled up in Edea's bed, Agnès trusting him enough to curl up next to him for warmth. They'd all trusted each other completely by then, and she badly needed her rest, because she'd just awakened the earth crystal and they were already on their way to the Holy Pillar--

Where she'd died. She had died, with both blood and tears on her face, because Airy had betrayed her and he hadn't been smart enough to see through the deception beforehand, or strong enough to protect her and Edea, when the fairy revealed herself.

This Agnès wasn't the girl he'd fallen in love with. And he didn't want to deceive her in any way, not after what Airy had done. He just wanted his Agnès to be alive, smiling and laughing. Failing that, he wanted to know what he had done wrong, what he could have done better, because there had to be something, the world couldn't be so senseless for her death, Edea's death, to boil down to just bad luck.

"...Sir? TIZ!"

Yew's voice nearly made the Planeswarden jump out of his skin, but from the boy's worried tone, he seemed to have been calling for a while.

"Tiz, if you don't respond, I'm going to pull you back right now...!"

Tiz grasped for the communication crystal on his belt, but he still felt disoriented, his mind bogged down with his thoughts. His throat was thick as he opened his mouth for something to say, and the only thing that came out was a stupid, "W...what?"

The Vice President's voice came from the crystal now, more quietly, directed to Yew. "Bring him back."

"No!" It was too late; a blinding light, and Tiz was back in headquarters. The unexpected change in location did nothing to help his disorientation, and he grasped the satchel flung over his back to hold onto something.

Yew looked both worried and sheepish from where he stood over the teleportation controls. "Sorry, sir. But I realized you were completely off from Caldisla, and I tried to get in touch with you for an update, but you..." He trailed off, his eyebrows furrowing as he peered at Tiz more closely. "Are you okay, sir?"

The Vice President tapped his staff on the floor. "It seems you succeeded in your mission, Tiz. Well done. How about we have some tea and we can discuss--"

"There's nothing to discuss," Tiz interrupted. "The mission was completed." He unslung the satchel roughly, nearly tempted to throw it at the older man, but Yew's eyes widening in alarm reminded him that that there were, after all, magical artifacts inside. He slowed his hand and gently put it on the floor instead. The Vice President seemed to already have an inkling that he'd strayed from Caldisla for reasons outside the mission, and that was more than enough, considering he hadn't been done the courtesy of being told about Agnès. There was only one thing he wanted to say with his throat so dry: "Don't send me on a mission like that again, please." The 'please' was ingrained, but it did nothing to soften his tone, judging by the way both Yew and the Vice President were looking at him. He just needed to be alone for now; without another word, he turned and left.

[rainbowslothdragonas21]

But you already did a First Impression of Blue Exorcist! Well yes, but this is the Kyoto Saga. Think of it as a first impression of another season. This arc completely ignores the anime exclusive arc, episodes 18 through 25. It basically picks up right after episode 17 with everyone being scared of Rin and Yukio is beginning to doubt himself. Shiemi and Shura also got  bit of a makeover, which are ok but I liked Shiemi before better. Her personality is a bit different as well, she’s even scared of Rin! I hear this arc follows the manga more closely than the previous arc, which is always nice to see. I mean, it’s ok if the anime has improved on what was originally written, but I don’t like having to different universes when it comes to lore since I only watch anime.

This arc is dealing with the Impure King’s eyes being targeted by thieves. Who is this Impure King? Not sure, but he’s a high level demon responsible for diseases spread in old time Japan. His eyes are apparently separated and kept under strict surveillance because of reasons. Look, I didn’t really understand the explanation not to mention it was a bit short. I’m not calling the anime out on this, they’re probably going to go into more details later like most anime do.

The episode begins with a kid being taken hostage by the thief and then the twins try to bring him back. Seriously, the kid sees a crime scene and runs inside. Sorry, but he’s an idiot. The left of the Impure King was stolen from deep within the academy, the Deep Keep, which is said to be heavily protected. One of the exorcists, Saburota Todo, on the job apparently joined the dark demon side and attacks the duo. He causes Yukio to question himself and his priorities saying they’re similar to one another. Why is he doing all of this? Just to be like his father? Is it because of Rin? No. It’s to protect those who are scared.

Rin can sometimes get on my nerves, but that’s only because protags just can’t listen to others and have to be in the spotlight all the time. Well, Todo manages to escape and this is what propels the plot. The gang will be travelling to Kyoto to defend the right eye of the Impure King. While everyone is acting scared, Izumo basically does the same she did in episode 18 and gives Rin a spiel to try to cheer him up while poking the others with their hypocrisy. I don’t know how everyone will accept him this time, but they don’t seem to annoying this time around, I’m looking at you Konekomaru. It’s a shame everything that happened during the anime exclusive arc is thrown out because that means Yukio doesn’t have any demonic powers and the brothers are still a bit up in arms with each other.

Next time on Dragonas Talk: review on episode 8 of Kino’s Journey this Monday!

Read up on my first impression of #BlueExorcist Kyoto Saga here: Right Eye? Left Eye? Too Many Questions! #anime #animereview #aoe #WordPress #animeblog But you already did a First Impression of Blue Exorcist! Well yes, but this is the Kyoto Saga.

[basedkikuenjoyer]

Jojolands: Oh God This Guy...

So I swear I did a post for Chapter 2 but I guess I didn’t. Oh well, the format doesn’t matter and I am just now getting around to Chapter 3. So let’s have some fun with it, because I’m loving Jojolands so far! Start off with another rough interaction with cops. Respect to Araki for going here, this seems like American crime dramas such as The Wire or Breaking Bad are going to be big influences. The sordid side to the War on Drugs and police abuses are excellent territory for an AU Vento Aureo to distinguish itself. It’s real and says a lot about tone going forward, but the sexual assault edge towards Dragona is something that makes it feel like a very modern part too. Yeah, she’s definitely gonna be my favorite part here because she is exactly what my hopes for Kiku in One Piece look like.

Get to see another Stand too! I don’t like the user much yet, but his gremlin energy has potential. Being a simp for Dragona is a plus, but what I love is Matte Kudasai. It’s a common Japanese phrase (wait, please) but also a King Crimson reference so there’s some real potential. Also seems a little like it too does it not? This split image panel is so funny to me, less cool versions of the gang. Speaking of, we have some classic Jojo’s fashion on display too. Araki’s style is a little too “runway” for me, but it is wild and fun to take in the fashions. This mission is a perfectly fine one to introduce our core cast. I’m liking that we’re getting right to crime. The reveal though, where things kick into a new gear right away comes through who we’re stealing this diamond from.

Dammit Rohan, of all the people who could pop into the new universe and be exactly the same...yeah you’re #1 on the list. We don’t call it Jojo’s Mundane Adventure though. Chapter 3 picks right up where 2 leaves off. We get a nice cat-and-mouse bit with Jodio and Rohan. Including a literal cat! Don’t get to see if Rohan’s still using Heaven’s Door but he does deduce something’s up with November Rain. I’m excited to see where that goes and who this strange cat belongs to moving forward. This part really is gripping me right off the bat more than the others. If it keeps things up it will dethrone Stone Ocean in my book. And that’s helped by the goings on inside, where we get to focus on the other half of our tandem members of the famous lineage.

The flow of these two bits are hilarious. One thing I see shaping up I hope continues is Dragona serving as this alternate Bucciratti. The cooler head leader of the group that at some points outshines the proper Jojo. Jodio’s solid, don’t get me wrong, but I really liked that dynamic and doing it through the main character being the younger brother is a cool twist on that. She’s definitely the wiser one with a little more of a moral code. Mission-focused. But this excursion does offer something else worth commenting on before devolving into a classic Stand battle with an interloper.

Just so damn cute! So much like what drew me to Kiku, this will be a fun addition. The office though. Someone says it, it isn’t that weird for a mangaka to be studying weird things. We know Rohan does that. But then he has some of these samples in the safe with his bigass diamond. So what can it be? Magic lava? A way to prove we shifted worlds? I don’t know but I’m excited to sorta halfway understand what the hell’s going on by the end of all this.