#they are enamoured by my trans swag

[crepusculum-rattus]

teachers impressed that i can keep their students’ attention for an entire field trip but my “secret” is just that i have blue hair and facial piercings

[mjulianwrites]

happy international asexuality day from the next day after dawn gang!

featuring prince cyrus (my cringefail het ace poor little meow meow whose repulsion is intersecting terribly with his religious issues), helios (the definition of aroace trans swag), and austra (sex-neutral unfuckable milf who wrote "conceive second child" in her planner)

transcripts below the cut (and in the image descriptions!)

“Ha!” A laugh like a slap. Cyrus bit into his cheek and barely managed not to look away. “Someone’s eager.” Which didn’t make sense to him at first, because yes, he was eager to leave, but he couldn’t think of a reason why that would be funny. It clicked several seconds too late—that leaving and going to bed on your wedding night didn’t mean sleeping, it meant—and no, no, no, he wasn’t eager for that, because— Well. Because it was wrong. Or because it had been wrong, it had been immoral, not the way of the light, and the dread he felt when he thought about it was a holy feeling, making sure he didn’t stray. There was a path written in the stars for him. He knew that. It had been good not to want that when it wasn’t the right thing to want, only now he was married and it was different, but—

If the Church of Siderum had ever done the world one service, it was letting Helios keep his new clothes. He indicated his outfit with a flourishy gesture—his suit today was a glossy midnight purple with gold lining, and not being in court gave him an excuse to wear his shirt with even more buttons undone than usual, so people could stare at his lack of cleavage all they wanted. Oh-so-chastely, of course, but he didn’t care that much if anyone had less than respectable intentions; that was their problem, and also very funny. Now that he liked how he looked, he minded being looked at considerably less.

You’re not particularly enamoured with Tristan Lunares, physically speaking. Then again, you’re not prone to being that sort of enamoured with anyone, so you’re hardly surprised. The wedding is tolerable. So, in the end, is your first night together; if anything, you somewhat appreciate his utter self-centeredness, because you’d really rather not waste your energy on feigning enthusiasm. But you need heirs, of course, and the logistics of that are rather non-negotiable. You don’t mind, really. You’re much more averse to your particular marriage than you are to the idea of motherhood.

[t4tbruharvey]

HARVEY. MWAH (and if Harvey is taken,,, jon scarecrow)

wahoo i am doing both ily <3

harvey:

favorite thing about them: his transgender swag and also the way people keep drawing him uh. Like That on this site... dont stop but also oh my god i cant handle that

least favorite thing about them: what he did to renee

favorite line: good old bruce... you never gave up on me!!!! or however it went

brOTP: shout out to sugar for having the weirdest humanities roommate/friend ever while she was living out her physics phd girl dream!!!

OTP: bruharvey :')

nOTP: harvim (work it out)

random headcanon: looks like his mum

unpopular opinion: hes hot

song i associate with them: crushed out on soda beach!!!!

favorite picture of them: header <3

jon:

favorite thing about them: HIS AESTHETIC as a halloween lover i am ENAMOURED by his commitment to the bit and to the aesthetic i bow down to a KING in that regard

least favorite thing about them: his character in batman begins i think it's fun if you want to watch a gay bitch bully rachel dawes but not if you want to see scarecrow

favorite line: uhhhmmm boo ima scary spooky im sorry i dont know any of his lines off by heart im SORRY i really am

brOTP: jervis

OTP: i genuinely think twocrow can be fun if you approach it as incredibly messed up on both ends

nOTP: scriddler

random headcanon: HES TRANS going off of a wiki i read ages ago he made his public debut as a man at the prom where he killed someone

unpopular opinion: i do not like the d*rk squad as a trio i think jon and jervis make sense but eddie wouldn't mesh im sorry

song i associate with them: toxic lol

favorite picture of them:

ID: picture of scarecrow from batman reanimated holding a gun. his face is partly in shadow and his eyes look like they're glowing. his mask has exposed teeth like a skull /end ID

hes a creepypasta <3