#they also rated his sentience as 0

[sisky-system]

I had a dream that someone was reviewing the Archons and they criticized Venti’s character foreshadowing for being too obvious, and then it cut to an image of Venti and his outfit looked like this

[alexandraisyes]

Rate all TSAMS Bloodmoon ships

Fuck both of you for sending these BACK TO BACK WHAT THE FUCK (/affectionate /positive /i love u guys). God there's so many hold on. It's so fun bc bm is like free game, I can do whatever I want with them. I'm gonna take a deep breath and I rot about bm a lot with my friend group and we rot about ships A LOT. All sorts of ships. I can almost guarantee there's a ramble made for at least half of these. Also I'm a fucking sucker for dark fiction and bloodmoon is low hanging fruit 😩

Bloodmoon x @turbotasthick : 0 Stars - I refuse to let him steal my wife, but she demanded to be on the list.

Bloodmoon x Sun: 10 out of 5 stars - Anyone who knows me knows that this is one of the ships I will fucking die on the hill for. I don't care how impractical it is, that is their sunny and they love their sunny and their sunny loves them.

Bloodmoon x Moon: 4 Stars - I think they could have been really toxic and that brings me joy

Bloodmoon x Nexus: 2 Stars - I can't figure out how they would work for the life of me

Bloodmoon x Monty: 0 Stars - Kill it with fire

Bloodmoon x Solar Flare: 5 Stars - It has Solar Flare in it. I actually have two separate AUs where they end up as a thing, or rather Flare ends up with one of them. It's funny he gets a chance to date both of them but in completely separate realities. In one he's starting to gain sentience, proper sentience, when he meets Bloody and ough our boy is a wreck. In the other it's him and Harvest and they're literally surviving their own little hell together and all they have is each other and Flare isn't super emotive but he still is sentient, and he's all Harvest has for a long time. They become ✨codependent✨.

Bloodmoon x Earth: 4 Stars - I will now elaborate bc I brought it up earlier. They're her good little guard dogs and you can take that however you want to.

Bloodmoon x Ruin: 5 Stars - Perfectly fucked up and toxic

Bloodmoon x Gemini: 4 Stars - HEAR ME OUT

Bloodmoon x Frank: 4 Stars - Because of the fucked up potential

Bloodmoon x Puppet: 4 Stars - She can fix them, trust

Bloodmoon x Foxy: 5 Stars - HES GONNA HOUSE TRAIN THEM AND LOVE THEM AND THEYRE GONNA BE SO NEEDY

Bloodmoon x Solar (Nice Eclipse): 5 Stars - I've got so many different iterations of this ship I swear to fucking go. I have like three? AUs of it? One where it's Solar and Harvest, and it's in my silly little "world exploded" au. One where it's Solar and both of them, and they're literally so obsessed with each other (solar's secretly super sadistic and they're super masochistic and it's starts as a pleasure grab but then they developed feelings ((tm)) for Solar and he doesn't exactly reciprocate but he finds them somewhat endearing). And the last one is Solar and Bloody, and Solar's helping him recover from some rough fucking shit (same au as flare/harvest).

Bloodmoon x Helios (Dark Sun): 5 Stars - @turbotasthick and I have specifically rotted about specifically this. About the thought that Helios brings them back to be his little plaything (and also a distraction for the celestials). This specific AU also has Solar and BM being a qpr, they're besties trust. They were attached to Solar (like a stray cat) and when he died they didn't know he died, they just knew he stopped leaving food out for them and wasn't coming out to say hi at night and it made them depressed as fuck so Helios brought Solar back bc BM was upset and missing him. Helios cares about them in his own way, even if he initially brought them back out of boredom. IT'S TOXIC BLOODYSUN GUYS TOXIC BLOODYSUN

Bloodmoon x Nyx (Evil Lunar): 4 Stars - They could be so evil together. Conniving little beasts

Bloodmoon x Gaia (Evil Earth): 4 Stars - HEHEHE They're her little pets and look! They're even housetrained. They know better than to bite.

Bloodmoon x Kronos (Lord Eclipse) x Crius (Servant Sun): 5 Stars - Went on a whole ass ramble with a friend group about how Kronos made a Bloodmoon out of star power after several millennia to be his guard dog. He's super animalistic and feral and he loves his master and the pretty servant.

I did cut out three ships that I was really anxious about bc I know it's a coin toss on whether or not people will tear me to shreds on them, even though there's literally nothing wrong with them, but the fandom has biases bro.

[busghost]

hi hi! I’ve been wondering how you’d order the PRI-Arms in terms of usability/meta!

Okay so first I'll get this out of the way, if you are using a PRI for support it can usually stay at level 50. It will be better at level 65 but we don't always have the upgrade matz for that.. If you're using it for damage you're gonna NEED it at level 65. Some damage weapons are actually worse when they are PRI level 50-60 than they are standard Level 50.

So priority. I'll go lowest to highest.

Don't make unless you're really dedicated to the meme or it belongs to your waifu.

Oblivion Down

dps PX/AE meme

Star Destroyer-19CX

just don't

Tranquil Rhapsody

mihoyo pls buff Kallen, Rhapsody is worse than Arias. In very very very weird situations can be used to get high scores against Yae Kasumi.

Frozen Naraka

I'm so sorry but others can do everything she does better with less RNG involved and still cover more bosses/abyss types on their own, she's really fun though.

Low Priority - Useful but Niche

Skadi of Thrymhiem

AKA has one abyss weather where she can perform well. Also a Good option on Nyx if you don't have her signature wep because it gives Ice damage and sp recovery.

Surtr Muspellsverd

BR can take on the fire abyss weather with mech enemies. Stops her hp loss and gives her sp regen.

Shuhadaku of Uriel

Allows mech type greatsword characters (VK, SF, Lili) to one shot bosses, requires gear.

Mid Priority

The rest.

I'm not kidding, the rest of your priorities will depend on what you have. Have DA/FR/AE/Nyx's wep ready to go to make into a PRI?

Go for it.

Notable exception is that Domain of the Void equipped to the Herrscher of the Void is basically the only way to deal with ranged abyss.

HIGH PRIORITY

The f2p PRIs

these can be left at level 50 and still be great

Positron Blasters

You put these on KMB and she'll becomes an amazing physical support. She will paralyze enemies and make them take more physical damage.

BRI-EX

A cannon that can impair enemies (it reduces their defense stat, necessary in later abyss) and can apply Picasso TM paint, which is complicated but trust me it's good and the stigmata are f2p as well. Makes DK an even better support for MA. Weapon active has long cooldown. It can be a good substitute for Key of Reason if you don't have it.

Ruinous Sakura OR Sakura's Salvation

You only NEED one of these. Ruinous Sakura will make enemies take more fire damage with its first weapon active and apply A LOT of ignite trauma with its second. Sakura's Salvation will do both at the same time slightly slower. Both very good.

MagTyphoon

If you aren't using Herrscher of Thunder as your dps this is a must have. You put it on LE and use the weapon active and the enemies you hit will take more lightning damage. Can also work as a substitute for Key of Castigation if you don't have it.

The Gacha PRIs

Domain of Sanction

Almost every boss in the game can be beat with lightning damage, this is the way it has always been. HoT is the strongest lightning damage in the game. Get her weapon and you won't have any more problems. She can even beat bosses she's weak against with high scores.

BUT if (I said if) you don't have HoT then you should get

Nuada's Revenge

HotF is the best lightning damage you're going to get if you don't have HoT and she is astoundingly good for being f2p. Some of her best gear is f2p as well.

Sleeper's Dream

FT is the best physical damage right now and this is her weapon. Even against bio bosses she get's top 100 scores in MA. The weapon active damages herself which sounds dumb until you realize that her ult is a counter. Also works for Liliya if you're crazy enough to go for 0 second kills in MA.

Domain of Sentience OR 11th Leitourgia

You'll want both eventually but if you have HoS make Domain of Sentience first. They server the same purpose when you are using CH and HoS as supports, they help you gain sp faster. DoS gives physical damage to team/crit rate to wielder, 11th gives crit rate to team. DoS can also be used on NS and HoS as a dps wep.

Domain of Reason

Makes HoR even better, nothing more to it than that. It's her old wep just better in every way.

So what does it all mean? What should make first? It entirely depends on what you have. I'm not gonna tell you to make DoS or Nuada if you don't have any lightning battlesuits. Generally I'd say the f2p PRIs or the Herrscher's PRIs will get you the most improvement quickly because they're easiest to get.

You can also just use PRIs as a stat stick. Sometimes you might just want to up your atk/crit stat.

But also feel free to disagree in replies/reblogs, I think I have so many PRIs at this point (18) I'm just taking it for granted that I'll at least be able to craft pretty much all of them even if I don't max them out.

[rubisaurus98]

So, a lot's happened so far in P5 Strikers since getting to Okinawa.....

The Okinawa beach party was awesome, but after that's when shit went 0 to 100 real quick with the locals going to hunt us down overnight, then the abandoned laboratory Jail with some insight on Sophia's origins.

Then, well, it slipped my mind to check the weapons and armor until after Okinawa, you know, because you can't leave the Lab Jail until you beat the Lock Warden. Loved Ryuji and Morgana telling the supercomputer off, btw. Anyway, weapons and armor, didn't think to upgrade in Okinawa b/c I thought we'd at least be able to do that in Kyushu.

.....But then Kyushu turned into Kyoto. Haru is no longer allowed to drive due to traumatizing the rest of the crew, btw. And this is apparently Makoto's second time getting traumatized by Haru's driving. And then Kyoto is when shit went 100 to 1000 at an even faster rate. And I can't leave that Jail without beating it, either!

So now I'm considering, since I have a spare save from right before leaving Okinawa, to go back to that save just for the upgrades.

On other notes, I for once know about a location before seeing it in this game: the hotel. Or at least, I think I do. It was a little tour video I watched a while ago about Japan's oldest hotel. As for what actually took place in the game, could do without the jump to violence over an honest misunderstanding, thanks. But my goodness was that such a start juxtaposition to the hotel getting surrounded by the S.W.A.T. team and Zenkichi helping out the gaggle of kiddos he found himself adopting the Thieves at risk of being arrested.

And since leaving Kyoto the first time, because I did get a very brief spoiler for a boss of this game, that Akane being a Monarch wasn't gonna be so straightforward. I was getting the feeling that she was gonna be held hostage, especially while Zenkichi was talking with his boss on the return trip.

I'm gonna tear them mangy fools a new one especially for holding Akane hostage.

But also, EMMA actually having sentience when talking with Konoe greatly concerns me....

[sing-me-under]

I have a bunch of headcanons regarding the world building of the DSMP because I really like world building and the DSMP’s world building is an absolute clusterfuck.

One of my favorite headcanons is that different characters age at different rates. This is like partially canon in regards to Fundy, but there’s no explanation for it.

I’m just attempting to give Minecraft mechanics a bit of logic. This is really long.

~~~~~~

To start off with, everything in the SMP is basically just magic given form. Players, Travelers (think of Fundy’s mod where viewers/chat join the SMP), Passive Mobs, Illagers, etc etc are all blobs of magic with varying levels of sentience and magic capabilities.

The rate at which beings age is affected by the concentration of magic in their physical form, and this correlation is placed on a bell curve.

Children are typically born within +/- 1-2 standard deviations. Once they reach adulthood, their magic typically stabilizes at a balanced concentration where their aging slows at an almost imperceptible rate. Disregarding real world physiology, children age quickly compared to adults because they have either a higher or lower than balanced concentration of magic.

The concentration of magic affects one’s affinity to magic. Most adults have a good grasp of magic like enchantments, potions, etc etc while children are still learning control.

Of course, there’s always outliers. I like to think that there’s a handful of characters who were born with either an extreme lack or extreme excess of magic and age super quickly.

In order of least to most magic:

Connor (if you apply the Dream is Connor’s dad dubiously canon fact) had basically no magic, so he aged really quickly and became an adult before the events of the DSMP.

Purpled is on the border of “too fast” but it was still at a normal enough pace that he could make friends his age. Chronologically, he’s a bit younger than Tubbo, but he reached adulthood before him.

Tubbo is rather mid. Growing up, he aged at the average rate.

Ranboo is a weirdo. He’s apparently a teenager but no one can be really sure because he seems to have been alive for a long long long time. His magic is all over the places, fluctuating between high and low constantly to the point where it balances out and he barely even ages. He’s inhuman enough that no one can really tell his age anyway. He just comes off as “almost adult.”

Eryn ages slower than most people, but like Purpled, it’s still normal enough to garner attention. Eryn actually knew Tommy when they were both about young, but Tommy seemed to age quickly and came off as an annoying older brother figure. Eryn was surprised to meet Tommy again only to find they were still about the same age.

Fundy is the most iconic canon example of someone with an excessively high amount of magic, and I like to think it’s because his parents were a shapeshifter and a demigod.

With the lab Tommy headcanon, Tommy was basically just pure magic, so he went from 0-10 in almost an instant. He aged a bit quicker than most people afterwards, but once he joined the DSMP, he started slowing down. He pretty much stopped aging entirely when he was revived, so he’s still a teenager even though all of his friends are young adults. He feels out of touch with everyone except Eryn and Ranboo.

Also! Wilbur actually ages faster than most adults. His magic is far from balanced, so he looks like he’s in his mid-40s when everyone he knew are still in their late 20 to early 30s. He’s figuring out how to balance his magic again with Phil’s help.

[maliciouslycreative]

Title: In The Butt

Ship: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Gabriel

Rating: M

Words: 2183

Tags: sex toys, crack, sexual innuendos, Sam is so done, it’s all crack, bad dragon, implied bottom dean, implied top cas, sort of canon but not, it’s in the bunker, but gabriel is alive, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Additional comments: ok so like i am probably concussed and like i wanted to write something for the forst day of nanowrimo so i decided on some crack. @rosemoonweaver​ suggested Gabriel shenanigans so I complied. I am literally just writing this and posting this with 0 editing because honestly this is fucking cracky crack and the fact that i just wrote cat instead of fact just verifies that i probably should not be writing and this silliness will only add to the silliness of the fic.

Summary: Gabriel is totally tired of his bro Castiel moping around because he's not getting to put the D in Dean. So he decides to do something about it.

Gabriel didn’t really get it. Sure the human was pretty but well he wasn’t the brightest. He was so sure Castiel had better taste than this. Maybe it was because Castiel had very limited experience with humans that he picked this particular one to fall for. Well ok, the guy had great lips.

And he apparently had great taste in sex toys.

Gabriel whistled at what he’d found in the bottom of Dean Winchester’s duffle. He could work with this.

-x-x-

Dean was fucking exhausted. They’d driven all night just to get home because Dean was tired of shitty motel water pressure. They’d spent just over a week on the road hitting up a series of simple cases. In a way it’d been nice to just come in and wham bam it’s done.

Upon arriving home he’d immediately chucked his bag in his room and then headed for the showers. Now he was in nothing but his dead-guy robe and boxers. He unzipped his duffle to grab his phone charger when something moved in the bag.

“Son of a bitch!” He yelped and umped back from the bag. Grabbing the nearest makeshift weapon (a hardcover version of Return of the King) he tentatively approached his bag.

He gently nudged the bag with the book and a muffled voice said “Hey, be gentle!”

“What the...” He was about to prod his bag again when there was a knock at his door.

“You Dean, you ok in there? I heard yelling.” Sam asked.

“There’s something in my bag!”

There was silence for a few seconds before Sam gently opened the door and peeked his head in. “What do you mean something in your bag…”

“Like a something that shouldn’t be there. A moving something.”

“And you decided the best course of action was to vanquish it with Tolkien?” Sam gestured at the book in Dean’s hands.

Rolling his eyes Dean put the book down on the desk. “It was the first thing I grabbed! Not like I keep a lot of weapons in here.”

It was now Sam’s turn to roll his eyes as he walked over to the wall and pulled down the sword Dean had mounted there. “Really?”

“Whatever.” Dean gingerly approached his bag. “Just be ready to swing. I’m going to dump it on the floor...” Dean took a couple seconds to calm himself then in one  quick motion grabbed up the duffle and dumped its contents out.

“Jesus, I told you to be gentle!” Something said from amidst the stuff on the floor.

“Who the hell said that?” Dean asked and eyed the book on his desk. Maybe it was heavy enough that he could squash something small.

“I did!” There was a few seconds of silence and then the pile of stuff started wiggling. Sam raised the sword, ready to strike, but then something white with the faintest blue tint and pointy started poking out from between two of Dean’s shirts.

“Jesus Christ.” Dean quickly bent down and scooped up the white wiggling thing before Sam could take a swing at it. Unfortunately this also revealed to Sam the entire 12.5 inch glory of David.

Sam’s eyes widened so far it looked like they were going to pop right out of his. “I… I think...”

“What, you never seen a cock this big?” the dildo, or rather David, wiggled a bit in Dean’s hands. “Well looking at you I wouldn’t be surprised if there was something pretty impressive in those pants.”

Sam’s mouth dropped open. “I don’t… you…. I’m going to go do some research!” He practically sprinted out of the room.

“Dude.” Dean held out David and glared at him. “That’s my brother!” Dean was about to say more when he saw something black starting to slither out of the pile of clothes on the floor. Eyes widening slightly Dean reached down and scooped up the entire 15 inches of Ika in his glorious night sky colouring.

“Hssssssth!” Ika said at him and wiggled in an extremely unnatural way. It made Dean’s dick harden almost instantly because god did he want that in his ass.

“Ok.” Dean licked his lips. He walked over to the bed and laid the dildos down on it. Almost immediately Ika started wiggling towards the edge of the bed. Dean grabbed the tentacle and put it back beside David (who thank god seemed content to just lay there). “Stay!”

“Hssssssssssss!” Ika wiggled more violently.

Dean clamped a hand firmly around the middle of Ika and turned his attention to David. “Ok, since Cthulhu wannabe over there doesn’t seem too interested in talking I guess that leaves you.”

“Well, let’s be honest, I’m interested in far more than talking. Just imagine what what it’d be like with me buried in your ass now that I’m-”

“For the love of – just don’t finish that thought. Please.” Dean put a hand over his face.

David did some flops and wiggles until his tip was nestled up against Dean’s hand. “But I love the warm cavern of-”

“Ok. Nope. Not going there. Look we gotta-”

“Hello Dean.” Castiel said from the doorway.

“Cas!” Dean hastily tried to shove Ika behind his back but in his panic his grip loosened and the tentacle sprung free. But this time instead of trying to make a bid for freedom it slipped under the edge of Dean’s dead-guy robe and made a b-line for his ass. “Nope!” Dean sprung off the bed and firmly grabbed Ika. He held the tentacle out in front of himself and glared at it. “Will you behave for one goddamn minute?”

“Hssssth hsssss.” Ika stopped protesting and seemed to relax in Dean’s hand. Sure the tip was still gently caressing along Dean’s wrist but whatever, it was better than it was.

“Sam said that your toys had come alive but I will admit that this was not what I expected.” Castiel said as he bent over so he could more closely examine Ika and Dean nearly jumped out of his skin.

“Cas!” Dean tried to put Ika behind his back again but Cas grabbed onto his wrist and pulled the sex toy closer to his face. Ika stopped caressing Dean’s wrist long enough so that it could flop over and gently caress Cas’ cheek.

Cas stepped back, startled. “I see…. Do you have any idea why they’ve suddenly animated?”

“All that floppy can do here is hiss and all that glowy over there wants to do is talk about my ass.” Dean grumbled.

“Glowy?” Castiel stepped closer to the bed so that he could see David better.”

“He uhh...” Dean’s cheeks turned red. “He glows in the dark. Dark aqua.”

“Fascinating.” Cas reached down and picked up David. He turned the werewolf penis over in his hands a few times as he examined it. “This appears to be a completely typical dildo. Well, perhaps not typical given its size and shape...”

“I feel a but coming on, please let there be a but.” Dean said.

“I like your butt.” David said.

“Not what I was talking about.” Dean sighed.

“Well...” Cas held David up to his face so that he could look at it even closer. David wiggled forward slightly and gently caressed Cas’ face with his tip. This time Cas was prepared and he didn’t flinch away. “It appears to be bespelled. If I had to guess I would say by an angel.”

“An angel made my dildos sentient?” Dean stared at Ika in his hand.

“It would appear so.” Cas said.

“Why? Wait, never mind. I probably don’t want to know. Can you reverse the spellwork?” Dean scrubbed at his face with his hand not full of a writhing tentacle.

“Probably. Though I suspect it would be faster to just figure out what they want.” Cas looked at David very seriously and asked, “What is your purpose?”

“We were given sentience so that we could better pleasure Dean. However we’ll submit in the presence of the one thing Dean truly wants up his ass.” David said.

“And what would that be?” Castiel asked, head tilting to the side.

Dean couldn’t move fast enough. He stumbled slightly in the pile of closes and personal possessions still all over the floor and Ika started wiggling violently. Not that grabbing David would have done much good because the fucker didn’t even have a mouth to cover up.

“Well, your dick of course.” David said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Cas nearly dropped David in surprise as he whipped his head around to lock eyes with Dean.

“I can explain!” Dean said.

The four of them stood in complete silence for almost 30 seconds before David asked, “well? You gonna explain hot lips?”

“I uhhh...” Dean was actually at a loss for words. There was nothing that he could say to save face on this. The giant talking werewolf dick was right, there was nothing he wanted more than Cas’ dick in his ass. Well maybe having Cas around all the time, but he’d start with just the dick.

Cas watched Dean the whole time, head tilted slightly to the left. After the silence had once again stretched into uncomfortable Castiel let out a sigh. He turned and gently placed David on the bed then began taking off his trench coat.

“Cas!” Dean surged forward and grabbed onto the edge of Cas’ coat so that he couldn’t pull it off any further. “What are you doing?”

“Giving you what you want.” Cas said.

“But, uhh...” Dean licked his lips and stared at a spot in the floor. “You don’t – not if you don’t want to.”

“Dean,” Cas laid his hand gently atop Dean’s. “I very much want to. I’ve wanted to for years.”

“Yah?” Dean glanced back up and locked eyes with Cas. He gave him a shy smile.

“Yes.” Castiel gave him a soft smile in return.

“OK then, yah, let’s do this.” Dean released Cas’ shoulder.

Cas continued quickly removing his trench coat and suit jacket. He paused for a moment and studied Dean, as if he was making sure this was all still OK. Dean gave him a little nod and with that encouragement Cas quickly undid his belt and fly. He then reached into his underwear and pulled out his already hardening dick.

It was long and thick and absolutely perfect. Ika went limp in Dean’s hand. He let out the breath he didn’t even know he was holding.

“Seems that it worked.” Cas gestured at Ika.

“Well, you better still fuck me into the mattress just to make sure.”

Cas grinned. “I think that sounds like a wise decision.”

-x-x-x-

When the two of them came into the kitchen in the morning they were met with an extremely exasperated Sam and a smirking Gabriel.

“Morning, boys. I take it you enjoyed my present?”

“You!” Dean tried to lunge towards Gabriel but Cas caught him by the collar of his dead-guy robe.

“Leave him be, Dean.”

“But he made my sex toys come alive! I have to live with the memory of this for the rest of my life!” Dean whipped around and scowled at Cas.

Sam muttered something under his breath and buried his face in his hands.

Cas’ smile was gentle as he stepped closer to Dean “But you can’t argue that it led to the best sex of your life.”

“Too much information!” Sam stood up from his chair and it nearly toppled to the ground. “I’m going into town. Actually, I’m going past the town. I’ll see you in like a week. Please, take a vacation and enjoy whatever...” Sam gestured dramatically at Dean and Cas. He then let out an exasperated sigh and stalked out of the room.

“Sooooo” Gabriel twirled a lolipop in his fingers while he glanced between Dean and Cas. “I suspect you won’t be needing a certain 15 inch-”

“It’s a cold day in hell I’d let you anywhere near my sex toys again.”

“Actually, most of hell-”

“Can it.” Dean scowled at Cas then turned his icy glare on Gabriel. “Get out before I resort to banishing you.”

“Aww, you’re not even going to say thank you, Dean-o?” Gabriel pouted.

“Get,” Dean said, voice going low

“Thank you, Gabriel.” Castiel said.

“Out.” Dean crossed his arms over his chest and gave Gabriel his best death glare.

“Fine. Whatever. You can just owe me one.” There was the sound of wings and a whoosh of air and Dean and Castiel were finally blissfully alone in the kitchen.

“You could have thanked him, Dean.” Castiel frowned at Dean.

“Yah, but I didn’t want him getting a fat head.” Dean started moving around the kitchen, grabbing various ingredients from the fridge and putting a pan on the stove. “So, breakfast?”

“Yes, you’ll need to keep your strength up for what I have planned for you.