#they also exist in the lightner au and id wager their lore is more interesting in that one because

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addison oc infodump

many people don't know this but my main method of OC building comes from creating fankids to my pre-existing ships so here's a few pink addison/spamton divorce lovechildren I made. Designs are pending but I'll try to describe them to the best of my ability. They're under the cut cuz I might ramble a lot

Slottalyn (time slot + lyn), she/her, white addison. She has pigtails and a very happy-go-lucky disposition, and likes to believe people's good side, perhaps more than she should. She likes fashion, like her dad Vignette, but she prefers the outfit creation part moreso than the outfit selling part. Very interested in magazines and becoming a fashion influencer or a model.

Broadette (broadcast + ette), they/them, light pink addison. They have a very pronounced widow's peak and style their hair with a pompadour. They are Very Nearsighted (not unlike Spamton tbh), so they wear square browline glasses (think Ford Pines). Even though they look like a fucking nerd, they take a strong interest in selling sportwear and sporting equipment. Think a young 1950's sporting goods store salesman – that's them.

Bannery (banner + ry), he/him, dark pink addison, almost a magenta color. He got the swoop bangs from pink and the mullet from spam. He's very cunning and a bit of a fast talker, but he's still figuring out what he'd want to sell. A bit of a NEET, but Vignette knows figuring out your trade takes time so he's patient enough. Bannery is obsessed with the fact one of his parents ~dissappeared without a trace and nobody talks about him~ and might be unhinged enough to go after him. Which is dangerous for everyone involved.

Broadette is the oldest, followed by Slottalyn and Bannery. They're from the same brood, that's just the order they hatched. They get along well enough because addisons only get competitive to the point of isolation from their peers after they get their business going, so while they're young and living in dad's house they get to share the same videogame and cheat off each other in their math tests.