#theshadowinthebackgroundofthemorgue

[criminalcrimes]

In 2006, I walked into Hot Topic and saw this cute guy putting band shirts on The Wall and I thought "I wanna get to know this dude." & now, here we are: 11 years, 11 billion laughs, 11 million memories, and countless adventures, concerts, road trips, late night beach excursions, and Queen City escapades later... and that "cute guy" has grown into an extraordinary man (legit probably the best person I know) and my best friend. I love you so much. Always, forever. (Like, seriously, we can't thank Donna Lewis enough for our song!) I can't think of a single time in the past 11 years that I needed you and you weren't there in some way. Thank you for seriously EVERYTHING. I am so blessed to have you in my life in the way that I do. I am so PROUD of you and all that you continue to accomplish. You are such an inspiration to me in so many ways. I can't wait to be in your wedding and help you celebrate the happiest day of your life and your journey in love. I can't wait to continue to celebrate life and friendship with you. And most of all, I can't wait to celebrate more birthdays with you.... BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST ONE IN YOUR 20'S, BITCH, SO LIVE IT UP!!! 😂👌🏻🖤💜🎉🌈🍾🎈🎊2️⃣9️⃣ #29 #happybirthday #iloveyoucody #theangelfrommynightmare #theshadowinthebackgroundofthemorgue #iloveyoualwaysforever #fam

[dearsociopaths-blog]

The angel from my nightmare

Dear Sociopaths,

I'm a nightmare to interact with. Whose fault is that?

Enthusiastically,

Mildly Funny Joke Teller

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Dear Mildly Funny,

Anyone's but yours.

Love,

Sociopaths