#these three dumbasses are my triplets

[thedevilbitches]

my three little shitheads 🥰

todo: woah the sky’s orange

mido: yeah the sky looks pretty cool today

baku: yeah pretty shitty like you *smug silence*

[sturniololuvz]

Ok hear me out, so Nate and the triplets sister just started dating and they don’t rlly act coupley in front of the triplets and Nate is over for a sleepover but he doesn’t know what to do, if he should go sleep with her or the triplets

okayyyy

“Where Do I Sleep?”

Sturniolos + Nate x sister

Nate had been dating Y/N for a little over a month now, but in front of the triplets, they barely acted like a couple. Not because they didn’t want to, but because the idea of being affectionate around her three older brothers was kind of terrifying—for both of them.

So, when Nate came over for a sleepover, he didn’t really think anything of it. He’d crashed at the triplets’ house tons of times before. But now? Now it was different.

Because now, he was dating their sister.

And now, as it was getting late, a very important question was floating through his mind.

Where the hell was he supposed to sleep?

He sat stiffly on the couch, scrolling through his phone, trying to act like he wasn’t overthinking every possible scenario.

Was he supposed to sleep in Nick’s room like he usually did? Or was he supposed to sleep with Y/N now? Would that even be allowed?

“Dude, you good?” Chris asked, throwing a pillow at Nate’s head.

Nate flinched, looking up. “What?”

“You’ve been staring at your phone like it owes you money,” Matt chimed in, stretching his arms above his head. “You tired or something?”

Nate hesitated. “Uh… yeah, a little.”

“Then just go to bed,” Nick said, yawning.

Nate opened his mouth, then closed it. He turned to Y/N, who was sitting on the other side of the couch, pretending to be invested in the random YouTube video playing on the TV.

She definitely knew what was going through his mind.

Y/N finally sighed, standing up. “I’m going to bed.” She glanced at Nate for a split second before disappearing down the hall.

Nate froze.

Okay.

Was that, like… an invitation? Or was she just tired?

Chris leaned back against the couch. “You coming, Nate?”

Nate blinked. “Huh?”

“To Nick’s room, dumbass,” Chris said. ��Or were you planning to sleep on the floor?”

Nate shifted uncomfortably. “Uh…”

Matt raised an eyebrow. “What’s your deal?”

Nick narrowed his eyes slightly, looking between Nate and the hallway Y/N had just disappeared into. Then, realization hit.

“Ohhh,” Nick said, nodding slowly. “I see what’s happening.”

Chris and Matt looked at him in confusion.

“What?” Chris asked.

Nick smirked, leaning forward. “You don’t know whether to sleep with us or go in there with Y/N.”

Nate felt his entire soul leave his body.

Matt’s jaw dropped. “Wait. Oh.”

Chris burst out laughing. “Dude. That’s hilarious.”

“Shut the fuck up,” Nate muttered, rubbing his face.

Nick shrugged. “Well, what do you wanna do?”

“I don’t know!” Nate groaned. “I usually sleep in your room, but now I feel like I should be sleeping with her—but I also feel like that would be weird because you guys are here, and—”

“Oh my God, just sleep wherever you want,” Matt said, shaking his head. “We’re not gonna, like, yell at you if you sleep with your girlfriend, dude.”

Nick snickered. “Relax, bro, we’re just messing with you.”

Nate exhaled, running a hand through his hair. “Yeah, well, it’s not funny. I don’t wanna make shit weird.”

Chris rolled his eyes. “It’s only weird because you’re making it weird.”

“Yeah,” Matt agreed. “Like, it’s not a big deal. You and Y/N are dating, we know that. We don’t expect you to, like, ignore her forever.”

Nate hesitated, still unsure.

Nick sighed, standing up and clapping a hand on his shoulder. “Dude, just go sleep in her room. It’s fine. Just, like… don’t be gross.”

Chris fake gagged. “Yeah, for real, I don’t wanna hear anything weird in the morning.”

Nate shot them a glare. “Jesus Christ, guys, I’m literally just going to sleep.”

Matt smirked. “Good.”

Still feeling ridiculously awkward, Nate stood up and stretched, glancing toward the hallway. He could feel the triplets watching him like he was some sort of experiment.

“Stop looking at me like that,” Nate grumbled.

Chris grinned. “Like what?”

“Like I’m about to go commit a crime.”

Nick snorted. “Bro, go to bed.”

Nate huffed, shaking his head as he turned and walked toward Y/N’s room. He knocked softly before pushing the door open, finding her already curled up under her blankets, scrolling through her phone.

She looked up when he walked in. “Finally figured it out?” she teased.

Nate groaned, shutting the door behind him. “Your brothers are the worst.”

Y/N giggled. “What’d they say?”

“They basically roasted me for acting like an idiot,” Nate muttered, kicking off his shoes before flopping onto the bed next to her.

Y/N smirked. “You were acting like an idiot.”

He rolled onto his side, facing her. “I just didn’t wanna cross any lines.”

She softened a little. “Nate, we’re dating. They’re not gonna, like, banish you for sleeping in here.”

Nate sighed, nodding. “Yeah, I know. I was just overthinking.”

Y/N smiled, reaching out to play with the strings of his hoodie. “You always do.”

He gave her a pointed look. “And you don’t think about things enough.”

She shrugged. “That’s why we balance each other out.”

Nate chuckled, leaning in to kiss her forehead. “Guess so.”

Just as they got comfortable, ready to sleep, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Nate froze.

“Oh, hell no,” Chris’s voice called from outside. “I better not hear any weird shit in there.”

Y/N groaned, throwing a pillow at the door. “Go away, Chris!”

Chris cackled. “Goodnight, lovebirds!”

“Chris—”

“Goodnight, Nate,” Nick added teasingly.

Nate groaned, burying his face in Y/N’s shoulder. “I hate them.”

Y/N giggled, running a hand through his hair. “You love them.”

He sighed. “Yeah, yeah.”

Even with the triplets being absolute menaces, he couldn’t help but feel a little more at ease. They were just looking out for their sister, after all.

And despite their teasing, he knew—deep down—they really didn’t mind.

[babytomatoes21]

SPRITZ AND GIGGLES - c.s.

wc: 770 cws: swearing, FLUFFFFFF!!

you're determined to hunt chris down after he steals your most prized possession

you are royally, absolutely, to-your-core pissed.

it’s been two weeks since you moved into the triplets’ house. matt, nick, and chris – your best friends, the whirlwinds of chaos – have made sure every day since has been annoyingly unpredictable.

you’ve fallen into their rhythm. midnight drives when matt gets bored. watching nick fall down tiktok rabbit holes about the mandela effect. chris constantly getting on your last nerve just because he can.

it’s been fun. way too fun.

but you’re still living with three men. which means, inevitably, you were going to snap.

your precious body mist – the one you’ve practically been married to since you bought it – is missing. the sweet vanilla scent that you spray every five seconds, on you, your sheets, your air. gone. vanished. not a trace.

and there’s only one fucker who would dare.

chris.

chris, who lives to test you. who pokes, teases, and drives you up the wall in ways that only he knows how to. it’s a talent at this point.

you march out of your bathroom, toothbrush still hanging out of your mouth, hair a mess, socks mismatched, looking like you just woke up in a war zone.

“CHRIS.”

you don’t have to wait long. you immediately hear it. that stupid little laugh, muffled behind his door.

you march across the hall and without even knocking, you storm in.

and there he is.

chris is standing in the middle of his room, spinning like he’s on stage, drenching himself in your body mist like it’s cologne. he’s got the smuggest grin on his face like he’s just won the lottery.

it smells like someone exploded a vanilla candle factory.

you stand there, stunned.

chris opens one eye, sees you standing there with your toothbrush like a weapon, and sticks his tongue out.

“bitch,” you hiss, ripping the toothbrush from your mouth and pointing it at him like a dagger.

chris starts giggling so hard he almost drops the bottle. “relax, kid.”

you narrow your eyes. "relax? you're about to be six feet under smelling like a bakery.”

chris backs up, still laughing, holding the bottle up high like you’re not seconds away from climbing him like a tree.

“you want it back?” he taunts, voice sing-song. “come and get it.”

“i will shove this toothbrush down your throat, i swear to god.”

chris tilts his head, doing that fake innocent look you hate so much. “kinky.”

your brain immediately short-circuits. he does this all the time, but it still catches you. stupid. stupid pretty eyes. stupid floppy hair. stupid soft hoodie that’s falling off his shoulder.

and then, of course, he takes it a step further.

“gimme a kiss first,” he says, grinning like he’s the funniest person alive.

your mouth opens, closes, opens again. your heart pounds against your ribcage.

and, for a split second, you swear you catch it – the way he bites the inside of his cheek, like he’s not as confident about the line as he pretends to be.

you regain your senses and shove his face away like it’s second nature. “there’s toothpaste in my mouth, dumbass.”

chris collapses back onto his bed like you’ve personally offended him. “so mean to me,” he whines dramatically.

you grab the body mist out of his hand, only to realize – it’s empty.

you blink.

“chris,” you say.

chris peeks up at you, eyes wide. “yeah?”

you tighten your grip on the bottle. “CHRIS!”

his eyes go wide like you’ve just activated his fight-or-flight instinct, and he bolts. you’re immediately chasing after him, sprinting around his room like you’re on some unhinged reality show, slipping on hoodies and half-folded socks.

he's laughing so hard he can barely breathe. you're not much better, but you’re determined to kill him. giggling murder, but murder nonetheless.

then the door creaks open.

matt pokes his head in, looking at you two like you're the dumbest people alive. “are you two... good?”

nick peeks in behind him, immediately catching on. “nope. they’re flirting again.”

“we’re NOT!” you both shout at the same time.

matt raises a brow, unimpressed. “sure.”

nick shrugs. “whatever helps you sleep at night.” he starts to close the door but stops. “also, chris, you smell like a candle aisle. and not the yankee kind.”

you whip a pillow straight at chris’s face and storm out, cheeks burning.

chris, still lying on his bed with a lopsided grin, calls after you – quieter this time, but you hear it clear as day.

“i love you too,” he says, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

and, against your will, you smile.

a/n: this is my first fic and idk what I'm doing lmao!! hope you like it as much as I do :))) feedback and constructive criticism is appreciated!

tags: @mattswifeyy @courta13 @p3sthoe @ivysturnss

dividers by @issysh3ll, @bernardsbendystraws 💗

© babytomatoes21

[ericshoney]

Our girl ~ The Sturniolo triplets

Warnings: Some language, my first Sturniolo triplets oneshot

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It was a warm Thursday afternoon. You sat on the large white sofa, scrolling through your phone as your head rested on Matt's lap. Both of you sat in a comfortable silence. Nick was in his room, editing the up and coming video of the week and Chris was....you had no idea, but it was quiet, which worried you.

As if the man could read your thoughts though, Chris soon appeared in the room. He gave you a wide grin as his eyes met yours.

"Let's go out!" He exclaimed.

"What?" Matt called.

"Are you deaf, dumbass. I said let's go out." Chris repeated.

"Where?" You asked.

"I don't know, I'm bored though." He answered with a shrug.

"I'm not just fucking driving around the cit-" Matt was quickly cut of by Chris' shouting.

"We'll decide in the car! I'll get Nick!" He shouted, running up the stairs to Nick's room.

You giggled watching him run off, sitting up so you could grab your shoes. One thing you loved with being friends with the triplets was no dull moments.

"Fucking goof." Matt mumbled, making you giggle more.

"How about happy ice?" You suggested as he got up of the sofa.

"Sure. I know Nick will agree." He said.

You nodded as you slipped your shoes on, silently Matt tied your shoelaces for you, knowing you always struggled to get them right and have them untied before you even got to the car.

"What the fuck, Chris!" You both hear Nick shout, as Chris comes running down the stairs.

"What did you do?" Matt asked with a sigh.

"He fucking jumped on me as I just finished editing!" Nick shouted before Chris could respond.

You look up at Matt to see him sigh again, you held in your laughter as you rushed to the stairs to the garage.

"Oh well we're going to happy ice!" You exclaimed.

"Hell yeah!" Nick exclaimed, his anger suddenly gone.

As Chris was yapping on about all the different flavours, you quietly, but quickly, climbed into the front seat of the car. Matt climbed in the drivers seat and laughed seeing you next to him.

"He's gonna get mad." He said.

"No he won't, he loves me." You state.

"Your not wrong." He replied.

You smiled as you heard Nick and Chris' voices get closer. Nick climbed in the back of the car just as Chris stood next to your closed door.

"Hey! That's my seat!" He exclaimed.

"Hey! That's my seat!" You mimicked, making the other two laugh.

"Your no fun." He pouted, sliding in next to Nick.

"You want to swap?" You offered.

"Are you comfortable?" He asked.

"Yes." You answered.

"Then no, your comfort means more to me than the aux." He said with a smile.

You smiled wide as Matt began to drive. You had some music playing as the guys sang along, you gazed out the window, watching the world go by.

Soon you arrived at happy ice, Nick ordered for all of you, which you were always grateful for.

"Hey look at that puppy!" Matt exclaimed, looking out the window, as a lady with a cute puppy walked pass.

"Aww! It's so cute!" You squealed, making the triplets smile. The one of many things they loved about you was your sweet personality and seeing you smile.

"Here you go, sweetheart." Nick said gently, passing you the sweet treat.

"Thank you!" You exclaimed, taking a bite happily.

The four of you then left, eating as you walked down the street. The guys stop to let you catch up every time you see something shiny or cute. Something particular that caught your eyes was a small moose soft toy. It was so cute you thought.

"What caught your eyes?" Chris questioned as the three siblings trailed back to you.

"Just a moose soft toy, nothing special." You mumbled, your eyes not moving from the cute item.

The guys knew it wasn't nothing, as you didn't move on. They shared a look as Nick nodded. Matt and Chris quickly distracted you as Nick went into the store and bought the moose for you, when he came out, you had returned to the car, the three of you on your phones.

"I'm back~" Nick sang as he slid into his seat.

"Did you get it?" Chris blurted out, earning a slap from Nick.

"Get what?" You curiously asked.

"Here." Nick placed the bag in your lap, leaving you confused as you peaked into the bag. A cute gasp escaped your lips.

"Woah thank you!" You exclaimed, making the three smile at your happiness.

"Anything for our girl." Matt said.

You held the toy close as Matt drove home, the smile not leaving your face, happy with how your day with your friends went.

[delimeats-000]

Just the Editor

summary: chris teasing the podcast editor takes a little turn

warnings: language, make outs, dry humping

requested.

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im editing a podcast for THE sturniolo triplets. this is big, like huuge. these guys got me through senior year of hs, and now im their editor, like wtf.

on the set beyond the wall that divides us i can hear the guys laughing with one another.

they’ve been recording for about 2 and a half hours. they should be done soon and come check the final product of the last pod i edited.

soon enough they finish their current recording and come to the editors office.

“Hey y/n/n.” nick says.

“Hey nick.” i get out of my chair to hug him and greet the other boys. “Im pretty much done if you guys wanna take a peek on the last episode.”

“Oh i have a meeting with madi and laura that matts gonna drive me to.” nick hesitates. “If chris is up for it he can stay and watch.”

“Yeah i can come pick him up after the meeting.” matt chimes in.

“Ok sounds good.”

no it doesn’t, two of three triplets gone leaving me with the third that i just so happen to be absolutely smitten over.

matt interrupts my thoughts, “Alright cool. We’ll be back.”

“Be good Chris.” nick laughs before heading out the door and closing it behind him.

i turn to face chris. i hope to god he doesn’t see how nervous i am.

“Ok so you ready?”

“Uhh yeah, you got pepsi?”

“Yeah there should be some in the fridge downstairs.”

“You wanna lead me over there? Please?”

“Of course.” i stand up and quickly walk to the foor opening it for him.

“No no, ladies first.” he winks.

fuck.

“Thanks.” wtf, THANKS, dumbass.

he laughs tho, ok cool, play it cool.

we walk down the stairs and into the kitchen in silence.

“Do you want one or two?” i say bent over in the fridge reaching for his pepsi. he steps close behind me, resting his hand on my lower back.

“Lemme get two, just in case.”

“ok.” i feel weak, his hand feels so firm and strong.

compared to the cold room i was in his hand is hot and the temperature change makes me shiver.

“Are you ok?” he asks as i stand up.

“Yeah just cold.”

“Here take my sweatshirt.”

before i can decline the offer he’s already taking it off revealing a wife beater that lifts halfway up his torso as the sweatshirt comes off. my eyes go wide and i dont get the chance to fix my expression before he notices the blush on my face.

he laughs softly, “Here goof, put it on.”

i take the sweater and put it on.

“You look good.”

“Thank you.”

“No problem, lets go watch the pod.”

“Yeah.”

my face is most definitely flushed, im hot, genuinely burning up and the sweater is making this worse now, but it smells so good. i cant take it off, not yet.

“Ok here you go.” i pass him my laptop and headphones so he can watch the pod on the loveseat in the office.

“Yo, you’re not gonna watch with me?”

“Uh, i guess i can.”

he scoots over and hands me the other headphone. he presses play. i cant even focus on the video in front of me, all i can think about is the fine ass man right next to me. shoulder to shoulder i swear i can feel his heart beat. there’s no way in hell im playing this cool. i just know im shaking. please god dont let him notice.

but he does anyways.

he pauses the video, “Is everything ok.”

i dont want to look him in the eyes, im gonna give it up. “Mhm, yeah.”

“Look at me.” he says quiet and gentle. but i dont look.

he grabs my face turning me towards him.

“I said look at me.”

he’s serious this time, his tone still quiet but now firm.

“Sorry.” i mumble.

“Shh, don’t apologize.” a smile grows on his face. “Whats on your mind?”

i shrug, struggling to make eye contact.

“Tell me, baby.”

im sure he could see the shock on my face because his subtle smirk turned into a soft chuckle.

“you’re pretty, chris.”

“You think so?”

i nod my head quickly.

“You’re beautiful, y/n.” he leans closer. “Can i kiss you?”

i nod once more before his lips land on mine.

he starts slow speeding up the kiss getting more rough. his tongue now caressing mine. he slowly runs his hand down to my neck and lets the other rest on my hip.

his sloppy kisses lead down my neck and i feel him leaving his mark. i let out a moan from the sharp pain, as i reach to grab his hair.

he bites harder making me let out another moan before he lets go, breathing hard he says, “Keep moaning for me, baby.”

“Yes sir.” i say as he goes back to making out with me.

i straddle his waist taking control grinding on his dick feeling the bulge grow larger.

“Fuck. Ke-keep going.”

now kissing down his neck and grinding against his hard cock, ive got him moaning for me.

then.

there’s a knock.

“Heeeyy.”

its nick. he opens the door to me struggling to get off chris. chris is completely unfazed as im absolutely embarrassed.

“Chris.”, matt laughs. “You didn’t.”

Nicks jaw completely dropped he turns around and walks out of the room.

Matt daps up chris before leaving too.

Chris stands up walking towards me, “Call me ok?”

i nod and he kisses my cheek before heading out the door.

i fall back onto the loveseat in utter disbelief.

“He forgot his sweatshirt.”

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dialogue key: nick - matt - chris - y/n

hope you like it, love you 🫶

EDIT: Pt 2 Out Now

[pepsicola-pussy]

Chapter 1 - Eternal Sunshine (Vinnie Hacker x Reader)

a/n: first series ever….bare with me pls. enjoy.

March 3rd, 2024

I pulled my heavy suitcase off the conveyor belt with a huff. Usually Matt would do this for me. I smile to myself thinking about his grumbles of complaints as he pulls it off with ease, placing it next to me, and rolling his eyes at the kiss I'd place on his cheek in return. But, he isn't here, none of them are. My first solo trip back home since we all moved to LA and I hated it. I missed my family, the triplets, our shared apartment, and the constant orchestra of laughs and bickering. 

After 6 months in Boston, taking care of my dying father, I was finally returning to LA. I dropped everything the moment I learned he was sick, leaving behind my career that I didn't know whether or not it would be waiting for me when I returned, and a boyfriend who I'm sure had moved on since my ghosting. I was grieving, I lost the only biological family I had left, and couldn’t keep a healthy relationship to save my life. The only consistent thing within my life was the triplets. Mostly due to the fact we refuse to lose contact. Our fathers were best friends their whole life, which of course in turn meant we grew up together, and were inseparable. A rush of hot air hit me as I walked out of the airport, looking for the triplet’s SUV. I glanced at my phone. 

Nick 🤓: 

HEY we are by gate 4b HURRY I BROUGHT U IN AND OUT 

I laugh at his text, before looking up at the sign above me. 7C. I begin the walk to 4b, anticipation is surging through me. After months of nothing but sadness, and fear, I couldn't wait to get back to what I do best. Keeping the triplets in one piece, and modeling. I had been modeling for 2 years, since the triplets and I left Boston behind to pursue careers. I was scared to try modeling, I knew what it would entail. Being stared at, my body being commented on, big Hollywood executive creeps, etc. but, with a gentle push from Nick, I ran full speed towards a career, and made somewhat of a name for myself. 5a, 4d, 4c, 4b the signs read off, I looked around 4b, my eyes eventually finding the three guys I had been yearning to see for weeks. Chris held a sign, welcome back y/n! with a smiley face. I laughed, remembering all the times we made fun of people who brought those dumbass signs to the airport, before running toward them. Matt slapped the two other boys to get their attention. 

“Y/n!” Chris exclaimed, a pink gift bag in his hand. Nick shrieked, a greasy In n Out bag in his right hand, and vlog camera in the other. I wrapped my arms around Matt and Chris and squeezed. I took in a deep breath, their scent opening a floodgate in my brain. I was home. I'm okay, and I’m home. I pulled away, taking a look at Matt’s arms. When I left he only had a couple, now he basically had an entire sleeve. 

“My god!” I exclaimed, turning his arm, straightening it so I could get a good look. It hadn’t been that long since I'd last seen them, however our last interaction was when I refused to remove my face from Chris’ lap at my father’s funeral. People talked, gave speeches, sermons were said, and I couldn’t face any of it. Chris just held me as I hid. The world kept moving but I stayed still.

“Check this one out!” Matt said excitedly. He pulled up his sleeve to reveal four stars. My hand shot to my mouth. 

“No fucking way.” I exclaimed. Matt grinned, Nick laughed, the camera recording our reunion. 

“Got it for the four of us. We missed you, kid.” Matt said, pulling me in for another hug. Ever since we were little, Marylou - the boy's mother and basically mine too - called us her shining stars. 

“There’s my shining stars!” she would exclaim as we returned from a day outside. 

“How is my shining star?” she asked as she walked through the front door, my eyes fixed to my father in his hospice bed. 

“How are you, star?” she asked, as i hid under matt’s blankets out of pure shame after my first date. There we were, shining little stars on Matt’s arm.  

“I missed you guys too, so unbelievably much.” I muttered into his shoulder. 

“Alright, enough my turn!” Nick exclaimed, pushing the camera into Chris’ shoulder before wrapping his lengthy arms around my shoulders. 

“Alright kid…” Chris said in response to the camera shoved into him, he turned it so it faced our hug. 

“Y/n, say hi!” Chris said, pointing the camera at me. I pulled my face out of Nick’s chest. 

“Hi, world! Here I am!” I exclaimed. Chris whooped.

“Fuck yeah she is! Y/N L/N is back!” Chris shouted at the camera. Matt chuckled, before reaching for my luggage. I kissed Nick's cheek before snatching the greasy bag from his hand. 

“Oh, how I missed you…'' I muttered to the bag. Matt opened the back seat door for us, before rounding to the other side with the driver side door. Nick hops in before me, taking the seat behind Matt, Chris jumps into shotgun. I glance up at the three of them. My best friends of 20 years, basically since conception. Their father was dear friends with my father. The pair were ecstatic when they realized their wives would be having children around the same time. They hoped to have the same gender so their children could be bestfriends the same way they had been. They ended up with three boys and a girl. They were right about the best friend part. From daycare, to pre-k, to kindergarten to high school it has always been Matt, Chris, Nick, and Y/n. The quad, and I loved it. 

“y/n/n! your gift!” Chris exclaimed, passing me the pink bag. The camera filmed on the dash. I rolled my eyes. 

“I swear to god if you got me some fuck shit-”

“Open it!” Matt exclaimed, turning the wheel so he could pull out of his spot. I pulled out the glitter tissue paper, pulling out the item on top. 

“A Lisa Frank coloring book!” I said cheerfully, holding it up to the camera so they could see the rainbow cheetah on the front. 

“Yeah I picked that out.” Chris stated proudly, grinning at the camera. 

“Okay next is um… some panty liners!” I said, showing the camera the small pack of feminine products. 

“Wait, what the fuck?” Nick exclaimed. Matt and Chris laughed widely in the front of the car. 

“We figured it couldn't hurt,” Matt explained. I threw the panty liners at Matt’s head who whined in response. 

“Coke yay!” I exclaimed, pulling out a six pack of cans from the back. 

“Yes, one more thing!” Nick said excitedly, clapping his hands together. Lastly, there is a small box. I crack it open to reveal the triplet’s birthstone. 

“Oh my god… guys” I begin, tracing the shimmering stone with my index finger. Chris turns to face me to see my reaction. 

“It was my idea, isn’t it lovely?!” Nick rambles. I nodded, my bottom lip jutted as I tried not to cry. Chris grabs the camera, showing my neck as Nick puts it on. 

“Aren’t we just the best?” Chris says cockily. 

“The very best a girl could ask for.” I say with a smile, looking at the necklace from the view finder. Chris flicks off the camera, pushing it into his pocket. 

“We have another surprise at the house.” 

“My god, am I spoiled.” i stated with a smile. 

The apartment looked basically identical. Our big gray sofa, mini bar filled with pepsi, dr. pepper, coke and rootbeer, the wall of polaroids with photos of parties we threw and people the triplets had collaborated with. I was incredibly relieved to see they hadn't torn the place to shreds. 

“We took turns sleeping in here.” Nick admits, after he flopped his body onto my bed. I let out a laugh, walking toward the bed and flopping beside him. 

“It was so weird without you guys.” I admitted, turning to face Nick. he stared at the ceiling, pulling his sleeves over his hands. 

“That was the longest the four of us have been separated and I hated it.” Nick said with a smile. 

“God, me too. We need to like… never do that again." I say before sitting up. I open up the window above my bed that leaks sunshine across the room. The sound of birds chirping and horns honking remind me I'm not in Boston any longer. I have no reason to be scared. I lit a candle, before opening my suitcase. 

“How are you doing?” he asks finally. I stiffen slightly. I figured this would be coming. 

“I’m okay…” 

“Y/n.” 

“Really. I am. I'm happy to be back with my best friends, back home.” I say pulling out the folded clothes from my suitcase. Nick licks his lips as he grabs onto my stuffed bunny and sets his face on it, watching me shuffle around the room as I continue speaking.

“Sure, I'm still grieving and I have bad days sometimes, but I'm ready for what’s next… and I was in Boston long enough to not need to go for about 5 years" I joke, Nick laughs. 

“You know mom would never allow that” he says, flipping to his stomach, facing me. I shake my head. 

“You're right. I think she was like the only reason I survived the past 6 months. Seriously "I say sadly. Nick nods.

“She told me a little… I’m glad she was there for you, you know how bad we wanted to be with you-”

“No, no, Nick really. I would've never forgiven myself if you came with me for half a year instead of being here. There's so much here for you.” I reassured. Nick nodded sadly. I know he and his brothers felt horribly guilty about the fact they were living their lives and growing their careers as I nursed my father til death. Nick hopped off the bed, sitting beside me on the floor, assisting in the unpacking of my clothes.  

“I love you, Nick,” I mutter. He wraps an arm around my shoulder. 

“And i love you” 

“Y/N NICK COME ONE SURPRISE!” Chris shrieks from down the hall. 

“Holy fucking shit, Chris, I now cannot hear which makes this surprise useless fucking idiot!” Nick yells as he marches down the hall. I shake my head before standing and walking down the hall. I walk into a usual looking living room. 

“Im-” I began confusedly. Nick sighs.

“Dining room.” He says.  I turned from the boy to the dining room, seeing a massive grand piano where a fold out table used to be. 

“Wha-” 

“So you can start writing more!” Chris explains.

“And  maybe even release a song!” Matt adds. I look back at them, all of them have smiles on their faces. I can tell this was not cheap. 

“Where is our table?” 

“Balcony” 

“Now we can eat outside, so French,” Nick joked. I grinned at him.

“Well, play us something dumbass!” Nick says. I roll my eyes, and walk toward it. Memories of my dad and our piano that overlooked the view of the lake in our backyard flood me. My mind wanders to how much I miss him. I push onto the keys gently, beginning a song I know well. Quiet, the Winter Harbor by Mazzy Star. Nick plops down beside me on the stool, putting his head on my shoulder. As I play I think of my next moves. Was I going to return to modeling? Something I loved, but sometimes felt as if it was sucking my soul dry? Or would I try music, and risk failing miserably. There wasn’t much left for me to lose. No biological family, just the triplets and their family. But then again, did I really need anything but them?

To: Stella Vaan 

From: y/n l/n

Subject: back

Hey stells, just curious if i still have a career?

3/3/24 @ 3:39

To: y/n l/n 

From: Stella Vaan 

Re: back

Hey y/n, you have a shoot for Dior in three days. Best manager of the year award goes to me. 

3/3/24 @ 9:42

March 5th,  2024

I groan at the sudden shaking of my sleeping body. I know who it is and why it is happening, and I am cursing my stoned self for agreeing to a pilates class with Nick at 11:30 am.

“Get the fuck up, y/n” Nick says, grabbing a pillow and hitting me with it while he sipped his smoothie. 

“For fuck sake stop! I’m awake”  

“I laid out a workout set for you, because I know your ass can't do it, I have a smoothie for you too.” Nick says, exiting my room. I glance to my bedside table. 10:45. Chris groans from beside me, I guess he passed out after we smoked last night which was nothing new for our friendship. Chris has always hated sleeping alone, so did I. It’s funny how little quirks I have parallel his. 

“What the hell does he want?” he grumbles, hugging his pillow. 

“Pilates.” I explain, swinging my feet over the edge of the bed. Chris places a kind hand on my shoulder, a sort of ‘I'm praying for you because my brother is insane’ gesture. I pull on my socks and slippers, and slip into the bathroom with the matching set Nick laid out for me. I slick back my hair, pinning it up and slipping into running sneakers. I grab sunglasses and a cute bag and head out to Nick and my lovely smoothie that awaits me. Nick is leaning against the counter on his phone, typing away. The sun is beaming a warm golden hue in our living room. I'm so happy to be back in the Los Angeles weather. 

“Did you see the video of the girl with the monkey in the drive thru?” 

“The what?” I asked, before taking a long sip of my smoothie. Nick lets out a laugh before showing me said video. 

“Day 1 back and you two are already pissing me off.” Matt grumbles, rubbing sleep out of his eyes as he stumbled down the hall from his room. 

“Wow you're extra ripe this morning. Sure haven't missed your bitchiness "I snapped back. Matt grumbles under his breath, snatching my smoothie, taking a sip and returning it to my hand. I scoff at him. 

“When is your shoot, y/n/n?” Nick asks, stuffing his phone back into his pocket before leaning against the counter. 

“Tomorrow morning…” I respond, before picking at the skin by my thumbs. 

“Nervous?” Matt asks, pulling a bottle of water from the fridge.

“Mm, good to see you’ve discovered water, matthew. And yes, I am in fact nervous "I shoot back. 

“Alright so this is how our day is gonna go y/n?” he says with a smirk, yanking at a strand of hair. I swat his hand away, grabbing my shit off the counter. 

“C’mon Nicolas, we don't deserve to fraternize with such individuals…” I say, pulling Nick's arm. Nick waves bye to Matt, who chuckles at us as we walk out. The morning is dewy, and slightly sticky against my skin. Summer is approaching. Nick and I walk leisurely to pilates, enjoying the warmth of the LA sun. Walking is not our first choice, but begging Matt for a ride before 4pm is an almost impossible task, and the studio was a quick walk. I hum quietly to myself as Nick talks to me about upcoming video stuff. My mind listens the best I can, but I can truly only do so much. 

“y/n/n.. Can I ask you something?” Nick asks. I look up.

“Yeah.. of course.. What’s up?” I ask. He bites the inside of his cheek. I sense he’s going to go deep.

“Are you excited to start modeling again? I know… I know you struggled a lot an-”

“Nick…” 

“y/n… please… I just want to make sure. I love you so much… and you know how much I want to see you succeed” he explains. I smile softly. Modeling was not choice number 1 for me, singing was. I've been singing since i could speak, and in turn been singing on demand whenever nick asked, which was often when we were children. Nick hooks onto my arm. 

“y/n/n i want to see you happy.” Nick explains. I smile. 

“I am happy…i’m happy right here.”

[strniohoeee]

You Lookin?

Pairing: Nate Doe X Female Reader

Synopsis: Nate and Y/N are best friends and roommates, but she can’t help but fall in love with him☂️

Warnings⚠️: SMUTTTTT best friends to lovers kinda?? @starsturniolo requested this and I WAS EATIN THIS IDEA UPPP🤭

Song for the imagine: Attention- Doja Cat

⚠️This is an 18+ imagine, so minors do not interact, or do??⚠️

Look at me, look at me, I'm naked

Vulnerability earned me a lot of bacon

I put a thong all in my ass and taught you how to shake it

The best thing about being best friends with Nate is that he was my roommate sooo sleepovers every night, constant laughs, a shoulder to cry on, great conversations and a hot person to look at every second of every day

There’s no denying that Nate’s attractive, but he was my best friend. I was also friends with the triplets and being surrounded by three hot guys always made me blush.

At first I tried to push my feelings and thoughts away because I looked at Nate as a brother, and who has a crush on their brother? No sane person!

But one night he and I got a little tipsy off of some alcohol I brought home, and we started to fool around. Obviously I didn’t think it meant anything, but the next morning when he didn’t even acknowledge what happened kind of made me upset. I was friend zoned

From that point on I always flirted with him or made comments, even the triplets would make comments, and he still brushed it off and made it seem like nothing. It slowly started to make me sad….did he really not like me?

But then one night we hooked up again completely sober, and he did the same thing the next morning. He made it seem like it was just a casual thing to do. I was getting annoyed and hurt because I gave my body to him and he didn’t even like me back.

This didn’t stop me though because in those moments of us hooking up he painted a clear picture of how he truly felt. That small part I really missed, and call it self sabotage, but if fucking him was the only way I’d get that then so be it

I had gotten home from work and decided to shower and eat some leftover food Nate had brought home. I went to my room and decided to watch some tv before I realized how bored I was. I wanted Nate’s attention, no scratch that I needed it

I walked over to his room hearing him talking to people, so I figured he was playing Fortnite with Matt, Chris and Nick. I snuck in waving at him before plopping on his bed

“Hi Nate” I said waiting for him to answer

“What? Oh uh hey” he said getting distracted by the game

“We haven’t hung out in so long” I said back

Which was true I was super busy with work and so was Nate, so we haven’t hung out in a good two weeks.

“I know been busy” he said bluntly

“Same, I have the next three days off finally” I said

“Oh cool, me too” he said with no emotions

“Want to do something?” I asked him

Nate didn’t answer but continued to talk to the triplets on his head set cursing every now and then when he missed a shot.

“Nateeee” I called out in a sing song way

“Huh?” He asked not even paying attention

“Look at me” I said

He quickly glances over, but then went back to the game

“I said do you want to do something?” I asked again rolling my eyes

“CHRIS RIGHT THERE GO GO GET HIM” he yelled as he smashed the buttons harder

“You lookin?” I asked him as I waited for him to turn around, but he didn’t.

“Matt you let me get shot fuckkk” he cursed and laughed

“NATHAN” I said sternly

“What?” He said annoyed

“Are you listening to me?” I asked him

“Chris you dumbass you almost had him” he said groaning

“You can’t even put the game down for two seconds to answer me” I said getting annoyed

“Oh my god you’re being such a nagger what do you want” he said getting annoyed

“Forget it you asshole” I said

“Guys I’m going to hop off so I can watch a movie with Y/N she won’t stop nagging me” he said

He turned the game off and took his headset off

“You have my attention” he said huffing and rolling the chair around to look at me

“I don’t want it anymore you’re being a dick” I said scoffing

“You know you need my attention” he said laughing

“Fuck you no I don’t” I said rolling my eyes at him

“Yeah you do, you feed off of it, so once again I’m giving you my attention what do you want” he said

“I just wanted to hang out” I said

“Well we were. You were in here while I played like we always do. You made me hop off the game for that?” He said laughing

“Whatever” I said rolling my eyes at him and getting ready to walk out

Before I could walk out he grabbed my arm causing me to look down at him

“What do you want” I said getting annoyed

“You’re going to sit down, and we’re going to hang out like you begged for” he said with a straight face

“No I’m not” I said back

“I’m giving you my attention now come on I know what you really want” he said smiling slyly

“Fuck off” I said pulling my arm away

Nate got up and grabbed me

“Stop” he said

“Nate get off” I said getting annoyed

He grabbed me harder and looked at me before shoving his lips to mine harshly, our noses pressing together.

“Is that what you wanted” he asked me

“No” I said avoiding eye contact

He pulled me in harder, clashing our lips together in a sloppy make out. Nothing but our teeth clashing together and our tongues fighting for dominance

I pulled away and looked at him

“I’m not doing this….im not giving myself to you so you can act like it’s nothing tomorrow” I said huffing out

“Stop ruining the moment lets worry about that later�� he said biting his lip

What an ass….

He kissed me sloppily again and made his way down to my neck turning my face with his hand as he left wet kisses down my neck

“Fuck” I whispered out

“I know this is what my pretty girl wants” he said looking up at me with a smirk

I licked my lips as he sunk back down leaving hickies along my neck causing me to moan out again. He pulled away, removing his shirt and pajama bottoms.

I pulled my shirt off exposing my chest to him and slid my shorts down staying in my underwear.

I ran my hands along his toned torso going over to his arms and pulling him in, our lips smashing together in another heated make out session.

Our chests pressed together causing my knees to buckle slightly. My fingers running through his hair pulling at the roots slightly as his hands ran up and down my body gripping my ass occasionally

Nate walked us back towards his bed, our kiss being separated by me falling onto the bed. Nate coming over and hovering over me as he connected our lips again and running his hand down to grope my breast

“Nate I need you badly” I whisper out breaking away from the kiss

“Okay” he nods looking at me

He kissed down my neck and peppered light hickies on my chest before going over to my breast. Firmly squeezing them before coming down and taking my left nipple into his mouth. Swirling his tongue around my nipple as he massaged the other breast

My pussy clenching around nothing and my thighs shutting at the feeling

“Feeling good?” He asked me

“Very” I moaned out

He licked from my left nipple all the way to the valley of my breast, and then to my right nipple

“Fuck Nate” I moaned out sighed at the feeling

“I get to fuck you and give you all my attention I know it’s what you want” he said pulling away

“Yes Nate…it’s what I want” I said clenching my thighs again begging for some friction

“I know baby” he said coming back down to kiss me again

He grabbed the sides of my underwear slowly sliding them down, my arousal connecting me to them in a string….how embarrassing

“So wet for me” he said looking at me

“Shut up” I croaked out

He slid my panties all the way down before kissing from my calf down to my thighs

He kissed my thighs getting closer and closer to where I actually needed him

“Nate please” I whispered

“I know” he said in a hushed tone

Slowly he attached his mouth to my pussy licking my clit and then swirling his tongue around the sensitive nerves

“OH MY GOD” I moaned out loudly grabbing his hair

Nate moaned into me at the feeling, and my thighs shut around his head

He kept lapping at me like he was a starved man, dipping his tongue from my entrance to my clit and sucking harshly

“Nate Nate oh my god” I moaned out digging my heels into his back

He removed his mouth from me and I whimpered.

“Can I fuck this pretty pussy of yours?” He asked looking down at me

“Fuck… please” I said arching my back slightly

Nate removed his underwear and slowly started to stroke his dick placing it at my entrance.

“Ready?” He asked

“Yes” I moaned out

Slowly Nate slid into me causing us both to sigh at the feeling. Soon enough he bottomed out and decided to rock his hips back and forth into me

“Fuckkkkk” he moaned out biting his bottom lip

I wrapped my legs around his waist as he thrusted into me. He leaned down and connected our lips in a heated make out session. Our tongues fighting for dominance as our teeth clashed together

He occasionally went down to my neck leaving wet sloppy kisses

“Shit Nate this feels so good” I moaned out leaning my head back exposing my neck more

Nate started leaving sloppy wet kisses down my neck again and my nails scratched at his back

His thrusts being hard and sloppy, making me clench around him.

“Baby I’m going to cum” I moan out pulling the hair at the nape of his head harshly

He winced at this and let his mouth drop slightly

“Come on baby cum for me” he said thrusting into me harder and deeper

My back arching at the delicious feeling. Nate’s thrusting getting more sloppy as he was chasing his high

“Oh my god” I moaned out

Nate snaked his hand in between us as he began to rub my clit getting me closer to my orgasm

“Shit shit shit” I moaned out my legs spreading wider

Nate rubbed faster and thrusted into me harder

“IM CUMMINGGGG” I moaned out clenching down onto Nate as my lower stomach began to contract

My thighs shaking as I moaned out his name and my brows furrowing chasing this intense orgasm. I saw nothing but white flashes of light as I came

I let my body fall limp as I tried to catch my breath, Nate pulling out of me to stroke his own dick

His breathing became deeper as he moaned out my name. His lower abdomen contracting as he came all over my lower stomach. His brows scrunching together as his mouth fell open and my name fell from his lips like a song

He slowly came down from his high and started to catch his breath.

He breathlessly got up and got a wet paper towel to wipe me down

We both got redressed and laid in his bed retracing the events that just happened

“I like you a lot, and with you being my best friend I was just so scared to fall in love because I don’t ever want to lose you” he said looking over at me

“You won’t lose me Nate” I said looking over at him

He looked at me before smiling

“Okay” he said leaning over and kissing me

We decided to snuggle up together as we watched Pretty In Pink together. Eventually falling asleep in each others arms

The End

Hope you guys enjoyed this one teehee. Nate’s so smoochie. I could give him a little kiss LMAOO. Love yall and I’m about to open my requests again🤭🖤

-J💅🏽

[obsidianbaby]

Don't Love Me Like A Brother - Prologue

Brothers Best Friend Series - PROLOGUE

CHAPTER 1 -

series synopsis - ronnie's younger brother, tyler, is a famous youtuber & influencer and is best friends with the sturniolos. This series will be following ronnie's life as she befriends the triplets and catches herself developing feelings for a certain someone...

**series will contain smut as it develops but warnings will be added to those specific chapters

**found myself writing a few flashback chapters before present day just to build up the established friendships bc I'm impatient and don't want the slow burn to drain anyone 😭

warnings/notes - no smut in this as it's just the prologue to introduce y'all to the story.

a/n - starting this series and im very exciteddddddd i hope y'all fuck with a slow burn, friends to lovers best friends brother type beat. Buckle up mfs it's gonna be an angsty ride

a/n pt 2 - im not gonna share who ronnie develops feelings for just yet I want y'all to be on edge okok enjoy MWAH xx

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PROLOGUE

ronnies pov

having a brother who's famous on social media is humbling to say the least.

The amount of fan girls who have followed my accounts just because they're obsessed with him makes me question many people's sanity (including my own).

But tyler is one of my best friends. And thank god for my dad, who from the jump, did not tolerate any misogynistic bullshit from my brother.

Raising two kids as a single dad after my mom passed away (before ty and I were older than the age of 5) was tough for him and he embraced the times when he needed support (like when i first got my period, bless his heart he bought almost every type of menstrual product off the shelf).

His values were the perfect structure for us to grow up following; respect, open communication, giving our best efforts to everything (even if the only effort we could offer up was a 60% instead of a 100%)

My childhood friends would always whine about how "chill" my dad was. And it's not cause he didn't care, (he probably cares too much) but he didn't want to shield us either, knowing we need to learn how to exist in the world without him constantly up our asses.

"As long as we can talk about shit at the end of the day then we're good" one of his favorite mantras he would spew to me and ty when we would get caught doing something you might call a "right of passage" as a teenager.

And since it was just the three of us, we've always leaned on each other a lot. Sunday family dinners at nans' every week, taking turns helping my dad at his shop after school (he's a car mechanic), movie nights every thursday night where my dad would close up shop early, setting up the projector in the shop garage and ordering us pizza. My brother has been a best friend to me since I held him in my arms at the age of 3 when he was born.

And of course, we have the usual chaotic fights to the death like most siblings do, him pranking me in the most annoying ways, me making fun of his dumbass, him eating all of my food, me stealing his cool clothes, him begging me to uber him around everywhere, etc.

But we also just really enjoy each other's company too; going on late night walks around town, sitting in bed staying up talking all night, playing mario cart for hours (id always kick his ass), going adventuring together to forests or beaches, hanging out at the skate park together (me laughing at him eating shit and him chasing me around trying to whack me with his board), us both ditching our friends to stay at home and yap to each other instead, us having campfires in the backyard with both of our friend groups together, working on restoring mom's 1967 ford mustang together that she left us when she passed.

So when he came to me a few years back, during the pandemic, asking my thoughts on him posting on youtube, I was in full support (after teasing him that no one would find him, an 18 year old lanky white boy about to graduate high school funny or interesting. I have to keep him humble ya know?)

But his first few videos on youtube went viral and his following kept growing daily, especially when he started posting on tiktok too.

He's had me (and even my dad) featured in his videos which i don't mind at all (since im the one that's editing them)

I can see why the internet loves him (i did help raise him of course).

But since he's hit over 3 million on youtube last year, he's been doing a shit ton of collabs with other influencers and youtubers; the sturniolo triplets, larray, emma chamberlain, jake webster, tarayummy, vinnie hacker, carrington, etc.

And these days I try to stay behind the scenes as much as possible, trying to enjoy my solitude away from the opinions of crazy fans. (why do they care so much about what im doing anyways?)

Yet he understands (thank god) and he's always inviting me to come hangout with the friends he's made through social media, and i can't lie and say i don't enjoy being in the company of such dope (and attractive) people.

END OF PROLOGUE

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a/n - hellooooo i have a few more parts already written for this but im gonna wait to see how this post goes first (because i have a dire need for validation and praise) anywaysssss thank you for reading mwah xx

[lordprettyflackotara]

the sturniolo tumblr community is quite literally a dumpster fire right now so i am going to put out this disclaimer as to what my opinion is and what you can/cannot expect from my blog going forward:

1. writing about an actual human being (not a character from a show/movie/fiction), without them acknowledging fanfics and being okay with it and/or not caring, is NOT okay! so NO i will not write for nate or read any fics ab him. bc like what is there to simp over? what do we really know about nate? & besides that shit, he has not consented to being overly sexualized on the internet. he is literally a random motherfucker who half of you would not recognize if he walked past you on the street.

2. i think a majority of us are on the same page on this one but get the old ass motherfucker who wrote a fic about her and matt when she’s middle aged the actual FUCK away from my blog & my face. i don’t even need to elaborate on this one.

3. the death threats yall send around this fandom are insane bc is it ever that deep🧍🏻‍♀️. we all just happen to be fans of three white boys and yall out here sending death threats? over what? i hate to be that person but please go outside. 🚨it is okay that not everyone thinks alike🚨

4. writing smut male x readers for chris/matt and smut female x readers for nick is morally wrong and i will not write them! absolutely the fuck not!

5. deepfakes are crossing the line and not okay. dont ever bring that shit my way, get a fucking grip

6. this is probably the most popular controversy im seeing right now. it is okay to have the opinion that the triplets content is declining. it is okay to think its not. it is okay to be disappointed in the decrease in content. ITS OKAY TO HAVE A FUCKING THOUGHT.

in conclusion: you bitches are going to make everyone go bald if you keep this dumbass shit up

i’m not leaving the fandom by any means but i am definitely going to take a step back for a bit (not from you my beautiful mutuals mwah) & spend some time writing for the other fandoms i am in that are not being engulfed in flames. with all my love, tara

[experimentfae]

Niffty x Male! Reader x niffty’s triplet sisters

Oneshot / fluff

The smoky air against your skin made you almost feel that you were alive again, but the surroundings of hell remind of the fact that you’re dead.

Not like you hate that fact you if anything you accepted it after all that’s all you can do, also you weren’t one to show weakness so openly. You loved only putting your bad boy aspect of yourself out.

You rode you’re motorcycle until you saw you’re location, this club that you been dying to try out you parked your motorcycle and took of you’re helmet and begin to go into the club.

You looked around to the party to find the bar but a guy bumped into you making you almost fall over “hey what the fuck?!” You yelled out looking at this guy “what is it jackass?!” Yelled the bull Demon “did you forget already that you bumped into me, dumbass.” You growled out

“Yeah what the fuck are going to do about it?” spoke the demon, he was gonna see.

You the immediately with an any struggle ripped his whole head of clean with you’re bare hands and threw his head threw a window. people looked at shock at first but immediately went back to partying as if there wasn’t a headless body on the dance floor.

With a smirk you went back to looking for the bar, not realizing a little one eyed demon was watching you.

Nifftys pov:

I was so happy playing with busker even if I knew he didn’t want to. As he continued to be a grumpy kitty. But when I looked up I gasped “niff what up?” Husked asked “a bad boy.” Is all I could say while gazing at that dream boat.

“Oh boy, you’re gonna- I immediately jumped off of him to get to my bad boy he even has the leather jacket. As he sat at the bar I immediately came next to him.

You’re pov:

You noticed that a cute one eyed girl was sitting next to you “hi bad boy, you’ll talk to me right, talk to me.” She said getting closer to her face not caring for personal space, but you didn’t mind it one bit, if anything you were kinda into it.

“Sup cutie?” This made her blush and squeal “oh! You’re perfect.” Admittedly this did stroke your ego just then you heard another girl’s voice “Niffty! Who this hottie with you.” Just then you see a set of triplets that look somewhat like Niffty but different as well. The three had cinnabar hair, more of a green skin compared to niffty’s skin, but seem to have the same eyes’s like her.

“Hi hottie we are nifftys triplet sisters.” “I’m skilly.” “I’m capabelle.” “And I’m effetina.” Cool now four cuties “awesome I’m (y/n).” “Ohhh I can tell he is a Real bad boy.” Stated Capabelle Niffty dreamily sighed “yeah especially when he ripped that demons head off, WITH HIS BARE HANDS.”

“Yeah sorry you guys saw that he just fucking pissed me off when he acted like that, like if you don’t want you’re head ripped off don’t say shit like that. You four know what I mean right?”

They all smiled “of course it reminds us when I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others.” She proudly stated, strange but you never where a normal person so who are you two judge. “Yeah we done some similar thing two.” All three state at the same time which caused them to giggle.

You didn’t know if it was the drinks or something but you gained more confidence at that Moment “You know you guys I really cute, I wanna go on a date with all four of you!” You stated and didn’t seem to mind if anything the four agreed.

“Oh of course!” “Sounds great to me.” “Who we would love too!”

“Cool alright I’ll see you guys at this cafe I-it’s called um the ‘Danger Point’ “ok see you there!” Yelled Niffty. You got in your motorcycle and drove back home despite being a little drunk.

The next day 9:40 am

You woke up to see the time and it suddenly hit you you were supposed to meet Niffty and her triple sister’s for that cafe date. “Crap lets me get dressed quickly.”

Thankfully you found a good outfit even if it did take a while, you immediately when on you’re motorcycle and drove to ‘Danger point’ when you got there you could to see Niffty and the triplets waiting in a booth thew a glass window.

“Hopefully they ain’t pissed.” You walked in thankfully there happy to see you “(y/n) you’re here.” Spoke skilly “our favorite bad boy.” Stated Niffty this made you blush “yep I’m here you gals not mad at me for being late are you?”

“Oh no we can never be mad at you.” answered effectina “she’s right we could never and you’re not too late.” Said Capabelle. This made you smiled “thanks for understanding, man I’m starving.” While waiting for a waiter/ waiitress you got by to know the girls more how they all have a love for sewing.

And that niffty’s a clean freak, capabelle is a bit of a control freak, effectina doesn’t like bell peppers and that skilly actually likes collecting teeth from fights she wins. Just then a waitress came to get you’re orders “hello is everyone ready to order, while deciding you noticed that the waitress was eyeing you down, and unfortunate for the waitress the four girls noticed.

After ordering the waitress informs “I’ll right thank and you’re order should be done soon.” The waitress before leaving gave you a wink and went back to her job not knowing she just sealed her fate.

“Looks like I’m have a new tooth to my collection.” Growls put skilly “I hear ya I’m gonna wipe the floor with her.” Stated Niffty as she looked at her butter knife with a sinister look.

“Now ladies don’t worry, I would never go for someone like that. You u guys have my full attention.” This made the girls swoon “oh (y/n) you’re right.” Spoke capabelle “but we should still kick her ass.” Butted in effectina “oh absolutely.” Agreed capabelle.

Just like the waitress said the food didn’t take long at all, the waitress brought our food “here you go “here are your orders and drinks “oh and… I have something for you.” She Handed her a paper when you looked to see a number.

Suddenly Niffty grabbed looked and immediately crumbles the paper up “you will regret that.” Is all Niffty said despite her size she was terrifying you’ll give her that, the waitress seemed to agree as she quickly left to continue her work.

“Now let’s get back to brunch.” She stated as if she didn’t threaten a worker. After brunch you said good byes to the girls “this was nice we should definitely do this again.” You stated “oh we will love more than anything.” Niffty’s spoke the others nodded their heads in agreement.

“Glad to see that I’m well loved, later sweet hearts, of and here’s my number.” You gave a piece a paper to Niffty then got on your motorcycle begin to drive away“see ya my bad boy.” Swooned Niffty.

You definitely want to see the girls again and you hoped it was soon.

<- Back to MasterList or back to hazbin hotel

[sheikahwarriork]

Post war unplanned pregnancy dimileth in which Byleth had to leave because Dimitri lowkey ghosted her after a one night stand because he felt unworthy of her love.

But she came back per Gustave's request because of a new kingdom crisis. When Dimitri met her again he fell all over again but he is heartbroken because he thinks she already got to do her life since she is now is a mother of three and his very slim chance is gone.

Reader, all the kids are his. They were triplets. That Blaiddyd (TM) genes were at it again.

Gustave: *requesting Byleth to help Dimitri once again to stabilize the kingdom while lamenting the king is still unmarried and the Blaiddyd line is done for*

Byleth, who has been raising by herself three small blonde menaces with major crests of blaiddyd:

Background: One of her 3 year olds plucking a wholeass tree with their crest, 10 times their size, because his momma loves flowers and the tree had a lot of flowers while Gustave speaks. And the others kids running to search bigger flower trees for her.

Dimitri found out they were his when one of them mistook Areadbhar for an ugly stick and tried to use it to search for earthworms for their mom's fishing and accidentally activated atrocity.

YAAAAAS i love dimi being a dumbass clueless of byleth's feelings

id like to think of this headcanon as post three hopes: byleth got recruited into the kingdom army, she and dimitri [REDACTED] and then she left while being pregnant after the war ended. both of them have feelings for each other but are unaware of the others'

gustave calls her back after a few years and dimitri is all sad and grumpy seeing his beloved the ashen demon got over their little one-night adventure (unlike him) so that she has a family of her own (even tho... wheres the father?? what kind of man could have left this beautiful woman all alone with three children????? children that are particulary cute..... with their blonde hair and green eyes........ dimitri cant stop thinking about his old fantasy of having a family with her and how much they look like his dreamed-children...... well what a funny coincidence!)

since its hopes, jeralt is still around but he doesnt know who the real father is. when he sees the king playing around with his grandchildren he goes <.< but says nothing. too much to deal with

one day, dimitri talks to byleth about his worries of not having a wife yet bc blayddid bloodline blabla...... byleth is like 👁_👁 while thinking about how well dimitri f*cked her all those years ago and his desk looks great for getting pregnant again...........

the little three menaces children go around the castle causing troubles but everybody already loves them. one day dedue tries to teach them to cook and when he saw one of the children eating leaf-spices [how are they called those like laurel?? lol] thinks "hm. already saw that but cant recall when or where"

and then your last scene dear anon. dimitri looks at that child with disbelief... ofc his first thought is "did the ashen demon meet someone else with the crest of blayddid?? who are they??? could it be...... RUFUS?!?!?!??!?!" bc hes dumb as fuck. dimitri is still looking at his child when byleth arrives and grabs the baby, lecturing them about taking someone else's things without permission, but smiles fondly when the child hands her the worms they found. dimitri is MESMERIZED by her smile and loses his composture. he drops by his knee and says, "miss eisner... i am aware you already have another significant other in your life since you two have children, but... i cannot bear the sight of you raising them alone. please let me take care of them, of you... please let me be their father and your husband"

byleth: 👁_👁 "you DUMBASS they are already YOURS. always have been"

dimitri: *brain stopped working* "oh! i... see..."

byleth: "the marriage thing can still be arranged. yk. since we're not married."

dimitri: *hes in paradise or what??* "you... youd like to marry me????"

byleth: *oh my sothis help me* *kisses dimitri* "pretty much so." and smiles again

they get married the next day and one month later byleth is pregnant again eheh. the blayddid bloodline requires a lot of heirs and they are both happy to indulge in it

[thematthewlover]

I don’t hate you - chris sturniolo

pt.2

pairing: chris x reader

warnings: cussing, arguements, mentions of drinking/smoking

a/n: Guys get ready for this it’s gonna be a bumpy ride😭

Chris and Y/n have also hated eachother well atleast Chris always hated Y/n. It all started in second grade when Y/n was on the playground and three boys, Matt, Nick, and Chris came up to her.

Matt and Nick asked if they could play with Y/n and she said yes ofc, Chris on the other hand did not want to play with Y/n and was rude to her the whole time.

This continued all throughout school as Matt and Nick got closer with Y/n Chris stil hated her for some odd reason. She didn’t understand why tho because she had been nothing but nice to Chris and this is how he was treating her.

Cut to now, Y/n and the triplets have graduated highschool and the triplets continue their career as youtubers. Y/n is sometimes in their videos but not often because of the death threats.

Right now, Matt, Nick, and Y/n were currently watching a movie in the living room when a certain Chris Sturniolo comes into the kitcheck for some pepsi. Y/n ignored him, not wanting to start anything. Chris had other plans tho, Chris decided to go up to Y/n and dump ice cold water on her.

“Chris what the fuck?!” Y/n yells at him. “Oops it was an accident!” Chris yells back. This resulted in Y/n leaving the triplets house at two in rye morning which happened quite often.

The next day, Nick called Y/n and asked if she wanted to come over. “Only if Chris isn’t there” Y/n says “He will be here but we can go into my room or I can have Matt drive us somewhere” Nick responds.

“Okay just let me get ready” Y/n then goes into the shower to get ready for her fun day with Nick and Matt. She gets out of the shower, blow dries her hair, curls it, and does her makeup.

Y/n: I’m ready

Nick: Okay i’ll have Matt pick you up

Y/n: Okay see you in a few!

Matt shows up to pick her up and they go to the triplets house. Of course Chris is in the living room when she gets there. “Hey Y/n” Chris says being nice to her. “Hey Chris..” Y/n responds in a not so sure tone.

“NICKKKKK” Y/n calls Nicks name for him to come downstairs. Nick comes down the stairs, “Y/NNN” he screams as if he didn’t just see her the previous day.

“Hey do you guys wanna come to a party with me tonight?” Chris buds into the conversation. “I don’t mind” Nick says “Neither do I” Y/n agrees.

“I’ll go too” Matt says, “Well obviously you have to drive us there dumbass” Nick says. A few hours go by and everyone getting ready for the party.

“I’m about to get drunk as hell” Chris says on the way there. “Don’t get too drunk i’m not dealing with your ass” Matt responds to him.

Part 2??

a/n2: HEY GUYS HOW WE LIKING THE STORY SO FAR?

[ericshoney]

Blaming you ~ Brothers!Sturniolo Triplets

Summary: Your brothers find out their film camera is broken and instantly blame you.

Warnings: usual swearing, shouting, crying, blaming, argument, angst with a fluff ending

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Nick, Matt and Chris were home in Boston for some time. Whilst they were home they still wanted to film a couple videos, in between spending time with their parents, you and their friends.

As you entered your early teens, now being thirteen, you loved seeing your brothers home and messing around, instead of on a screen. You loved sitting with Nick to watch how he edited the videos, it all made you smile.

You also loved their cameras. You were careful if you ever touched them, sometimes offering to help record their videos with them. It made your parents and brothers smile knowing you had an interest too.

But today, Nick, Matt and Chris had just finished filming a video. They left the camera in the living room on the sofa as they went to clean up, not noticing Trevor trotting through and jumping onto his favourite napping spot. Which resulted in the camera falling to the floor.

You walked past just as it fell, you gasped hearing the crash and rushed over, picking up the now broken camera.

"Oh Trev...." You said.

The dog looked at you, knowing he was in trouble. However, Nick, Matt and Chris didn't know it was Trevor, they instantly blamed you, seeing you hold the broken item.

"What the fuck, kid!" Nick shouted.

"What?" You called.

"You broke our fucking camera!" Chris shouted, taking the camera away from you.

"No I didn't!" You shouted back.

"Don't lie!" Matt shouted.

"I'm not! I was in my room the whole time and walked in to see it fall to the floor as Trevor was jumping around. You responded.

"Then why were you holding it?" Chris asked.

"Cause I picked it up off the floor, dumbass!" You screamed.

"Hey don't call him that! Just own up to the mistake, don't blame Trev, he can't stand up for himself and stop lying." Nick replied.

"None of you believe me..." You called.

You looked at your older brothers in shock, all three looked angry and upset. You couldn't believe they blamed you instantly and didn't take into consideration it could have been Trevor.

"This is a really expensive camera, kid." Matt said.

"I know that and I wouldn't break it on purpose! If it was my mistake I'd own up to it, but I walked past as it fell!" You screamed, tears now rolling down your face in frustration.

You then ran off to your room before they could say anything else. The three shared a look, all feeling the same thing.

"You think she's telling the truth?" Chris asked.

"I don't know..." Matt answered.

Nick was silent as he saw small pieces of the camera still on the floor, very close to where Trevor was. He looked at the dog and how he was jumping on the sofa.

"Trevor did you break our camera?" Nick asked, as if the dog would answer him.

When the dog looked at him and whimpered, Nick instantly knew that was his way of saying yes. The eldest triplet sighed and looked to Matt and Chris.

"We fucked up, come on." He said.

The three then walked upstairs to your room, as they got close they heard your cries and sniffles. They frowned as Matt knocked and walked in.

"Go away." You mumbled.

"Sweetheart, we came to apologise." Nick said softly.

You looked up from your pillow, seeing their frowning faces. They walked over, sitting on your bed.

"We're sorry we blamed you instantly. Trevor admitted he did it." Nick responded.

"Our dog said he broke your camera?" You called.

"Welllll, in a way, yes." He answered with a laugh.

"We're really sorry though, we shouldn't have blamed you or shouted." Matt replied.

"I get it." You mumbled.

"No, we don't have a right to blame you and especially shout at you. We're sorry bub." Chris said.

"We'll make it up to you." Nick continued.

"Okay." You agreed.

They smiled and gave you a tight group hug, all apologising once again. You smiled, happy they weren't angry anymore.

[sturniololuvz]

Can you do one where the reader (16-17) gets her first tattoo and it's one that represents her older brothers

i love thissss

“Inked in Love”

Sturniolos x sister

Y/N sat in the car, her heart pounding as she traced her fingers over the fresh wrap covering her tattoo. She was both excited and nervous—excited because she finally did something for herself, nervous because she had no idea how her brothers would react.

As she pulled into the driveway, she took a deep breath before heading inside. The triplets were in the living room, half-watching a random show while scrolling on their phones.

“Hey,” she greeted, casually walking in.

“Hey,” Nick said without looking up. “Where were you?”

Chris raised an eyebrow. “You were gone for a while.”

Matt finally looked up, squinting at her. “Wait… what’s on your arm?”

Y/N froze for a second before rolling up her sleeve. “Okay, before you freak out—I got a tattoo.”

Three pairs of eyes widened.

“No way,” Nick muttered, sitting up.

“Are you serious?” Chris asked, standing.

Matt was already walking toward her. “Let me see it.”

With a deep breath, Y/N unwrapped the covering, revealing the tattoo on her forearm. It was three small, simple stars—one for each of them.

“It represents you guys,” she explained. “You’re my brothers, my best friends, and I wanted something permanent to remind me of that.”

For a moment, they just stared. Then, Matt huffed out a breath and shook his head, a small smile forming.

“That’s actually really sweet,” he admitted.

Nick’s lips curled up. “I thought I was gonna hate it, but… that’s kinda dope.”

Chris was already pulling her into a hug. “I love it,” he said, his voice softer than usual.

Y/N grinned. “So… you’re not mad?”

Matt ruffled her hair. “Nah, but you could’ve told us first, dumbass.”

“Yeah,” Nick agreed. “But this is cool as hell.”

Y/N let out a relieved laugh, hugging them again. She knew that no matter what, her brothers would always have her back—just like she had theirs, permanently inked on her skin.

[httpslvr]

hi its like oneish in the morning so heres some headcanons cuz i think my irl friends dont have tumblr so i cant let my insanity run rampant 😈

i believe that hank n the rk brothers (not including markus, i dont rlly see him in that bunch?? idk bruh) have a father/son relationship thats unspoken. theres no “hey dad” or “hey my son” its more of “hankkkk dont lecture meeeeee” n “listen kid ur a dumbass” dynamic. i mean, like, when hank calls connor “son” it’s quite literally THE CLOSEST ur getting to hank admitting to unofficially adopting the three boys.

now, on the other hand, connor, sixty, n nines DO refer to themselves as brothers, but rather than triplets, i believe that connor n sixty r twins n nines js kinda got thrown into the bunch as their little brother.

n, obviously, nines is the one to tell hank when the twins r fighting (it gets violent fast), but the twins were the first to tell hank abt nines n gavin.

i have more headcanons that arent family dynamic but im not putting that in this post blog idk its been awhile since ive used tumblr whats this called again

[dissvicious]

I feel like the triplets would fit perfectly into a tweet I saw ages ago but can’t find anymore that goes as such:

Picture showing about 3 to 4, I forgot how many, identical twin boys and their lone little sister in the middle, all smiling for the camera. Description: this family had three identical triplets and one normal little girl 😊

Comment directly under it: The guy who’s gonna cheat on her in about 15 years is about to get a confusing as fuck beating.

Like, that’s the vibe I get. Imagine you’re a guy who just broke up with his girlfriend, who wasn’t that hot anyways, that one girl he’s been seeing behind her back is so much cooler and also has cash, and next thing you know you’re stopped in a dark alley by two redhaired, menacingly grinning clown guys, one with a baseball bat, one with a weird contraption that looks like a grenade launcher.

“… So you thought you could cheat on our sister?”

((And after they have beaten you within an inch of your live you get home and your new girlfriend slaps you across the face and breaks up with you because your weirdass ex contacted her and told her EVERYTHING about you))

Immensely charmed by the possibility of sudden clown mugging

thank you soooooo much for this!!

two things :

I actually thought about it. Despite being the latest born of the clown litter, Skye really has a big sister attitude toward her two dumbass brothers. Picturing the "THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES" meme, you see? (oh I have to draw this....) BUT I actually like to think that when she starts to date - ergo shows vulnerability, perhaps for the first time - the tables are turned. Partly because Rory and Blaze deeply love their sister - each one with their own way to be weird about it. Partly because they're AFRAID of her. so, following your exemple, picture this: the person is facing two menacing clown figures..... who immediately fell on their knees and start to whine "PLEASE GO APOLOGIES" "SHE'S TAKING REVENDGE ON US" "SHE USED CONQUEROR HAKI AND FORCED ME TO SMOOCH RICHIE ON THE MOUTH - mm, Blaze, let's be honest, that's not the haki, that's the strange booze you stole from the hold." the POTENTIAL. anyway if someone one day ever dare to break her heart for real, they would have the whole clown family on the back. which is... not the most impressive sight ever but still!

I ... forgot what my second point was while I was writting because I'm DUMB. pretend I said something funny please

anyway - HAVE A NICE DAY ♥