#these probably don't even count as headcanons anymore but i'm still gonna use the tag

[destroy-the-4th-wall]

Gonna go ahead and put all of these on the same post so that I don't have to go digging every time I want to remember anything on my Addisons I should've written elsewhere as well- And I'll include new info because why not. :D I'll link more posts here in the future as well. Basically, it's gonna be a masterpost.

All:

- They/them pronouns, but Spamton favors he/him pronouns. He's still okay with they/them.

- They're all 5' 9", except Spamton after the acid incident. He's 3'.

- They're all good at preventing Illy's meltdowns/shutdowns. They don't happen much, but they know what to do just in case. A few are decent at comforting Illy and Spark with their RSD, too.

- They're very protective of each other.

- Most of them make bets with each other. Spark often suggests the bets and conditions. The loser usually has to buy food for the winner or for everyone.

- They're all unbothered by pen clicking noises.

Blip Addison:

- Their birthday is December 21st.

- They're the oldest, and older than Gimmick by a couple months.

- They somehow have worse anger issues than Spamton?

- They play a harp, and their healing magic uses one! But they can't play real music with the latter. It just makes different water-related sound effects.

- They're not the best healer, but they know how to physically care for injuries until healing magic can be used... There's no reason for this. Nope. Most certainly not the third point.

- When they're in a good mood, they're the best to go to for emotional comfort, however it's needed. Advice? A hug? Just listening? You name it.

- They use ominous positivity in regards to self-care, such as setting their status online to, "Drink water or I'm coming for your kneecaps. :)"

- Because they can read people really well, their siblings often act based on their judgement of others (but not always). Regardless, if you're on Blip's good side, you'll be on good terms with most of the siblings.

- They're forbidden from cooking while unsupervised because they suck so much at it.

- They're pan, so they make a number of jokes about the previous point. But they don't like those jokes from people who aren't pan or one of their siblings (it gets annoying when those are the only jokes you hear about being pan...).

Gimmick Addison:

- Their birthday is February 3rd.

- They're the second oldest, and older than Illy by a little over a year.

- They know they're not straight, but that's about it. However, they don't seem interested in finding a specific label, either.

- They play the drums, and on top of that, they can also sing!

- They have NO CLUE how they managed to be popular in school, even though the reasons are painfully obvious to everyone else.

- They make a lot of dad jokes and puns.

- They usually don't swear. May if they're surprised, angry, or in pain.

- They don't appear chaotic. Then you leave them and Spamton unattended, and suddenly Blip has to bail them out of jail for getting caught in a pickpocketing scheme.

- Jk on the last point! They've only been caught a couple of times and put in jail for it once. Blip never lets either of them live it down, especially since the others had to work quickly for money to bail Gimmick out.

- They like cooking, and they're great at it!

- They have a flat/blunted affect. You may have heard this called a "resting bitchface" before.

- They have a tendency to ruin (improve?) Spamton's arson jokes whenever he's talking to someone he barely knows and they're within earshot.

Illusion Addison:

- Their birthday is March 18th.

- They're the middle child, a little over 2 years older than Spamton.

- They strictly go by Illy. They hate their birth name, but haven't taken the time to legally change it yet.

- They're demiromantic and sapphic!

- They're autistic and have ADHD! Their most common stims are making soft popping/clicking noises with their mouth, flipping/rolling a coin back and forth, rubbing the bottom hem of their shirt/suit, and... one more I forgot and need to add again-

- They play the violin. Yes, learning to play was absolute hell for them. They're not the best, but they're pretty good at it now!

- They'll point out flaws they find in their siblings' insults. This isn't to feel "intellectually superior" (which is a bad autism stereotype). No, they're just being a smartass. They don't do this often, either.

- They'll always go out of their way to annoy someone who annoyed them or their siblings. They'll eat a candy bar in front of them that's meant to be broken without breaking it, for example. There's more, but I can't think of anything at the moment.

- They're the best healer in the family, in terms of magic. And they have a lot of practice from healing Blip. However, they're a little tired of it.

- Insomniac number one! They find it easy to get to sleep, but staying asleep is quite the challenge.

- They're the best at malicious compliance.

- They're the biggest gamer of the family. They specifically love survival games, but they're better at puzzle games.

Spamton Addison:

- His birthday is April 1st. Yes, he was bullied in school for it.

- He's the second youngest, and close to 6 months older than Spark.

- Bi!

- Also, demiflux!

- When he's with Gimmick, he's the idea guy. Particularly when it comes to committing crime and avoiding getting caught or put in jail. So far, he's got a good track record! They've only ever been arrested once!

- The only person allowed to call him Spammy (outside of his family) is Swatch. If anyone else calls him that, he'll probably start a fight.

- He's too smart for their own good at times. Like their other siblings, he chooses not to use his intelligence and does stupid shit, even though they know better. Or he uses it for stupid shit.

- He's learned to control his anger just long enough to get somewhere else where he can either safely take his anger out, or do something else to calm down.

- While working for Mike, he was damn near CONSTANTLY pissed off. Before working for Mike, he looked up to him. But then he laid eyes on him in person for the first time, and he just knew Mike was an asshole. His wariness around Mike then developed into intense anger the more he saw how he treated employees -- namely the way he talked behind their backs.

- He has a multitude of trust issues. This is especially true in the Failed Salt Route timeline after he turns on Kris, gets Blip to safety, and ends up reunited with his family shortly afterwards.

- He may antagonize someone if they try to start a fight, but he usually won't attack first. No, he'll attack in "self-defense."

- However, if you intentionally misgender his siblings, he can and will give Blip a run for their money in the Getting Into Fights department.

- He learned to play piano while working for Mike as a way to manage his anger. He didn't learn drums like Gimmick did because he got more worked up when he played them.

- Spark no longer makes bets with them because he kept finding loopholes to exploit. Yet, they may still take bets from him. Which are often one-sided. These are the bets they choose not to take.

- When someone insults his height, he rates and criticizes the insult. This is partly because he's accepted that people are going to insult his height now.

- He's an insomniac. And he has the worst of both worlds, finding it difficult to both get to and stay asleep.

- He almost killed someone when he was 15.

Spark Addison:

- Unfortunately, their birthday is October 30th. But they celebrate it on Halloween!

- They're the youngest.

- They're easily flustered, particularly if they find someone attractive.

- Did I mention they're bi?

- They have ADHD. Most common stims are tapping their foot, clicking pens, snapping their fingers, and swinging their arms back and forth. They try not to do the very last unless they have a lot of space.

- Just like Illy, they also play the violin! It was hell for them to learn, as well. However, on top of the encouragement from their other siblings, Illy and Spark encouraged each other a lot to continue learning.

- They're extroverted! They're who you go to for ideas for things to do, places to go, etc.. However, due to bullying and masking their ADHD, socializing still drains them.

- They're witty and quick on their feet with insults. This also applies when flipping Gimmick's dad jokes so they get the punchline.

- They sell and repairs electronics!

- They're highly prone to dissociation. Depersonalization, specifically.

- They often use finger guns.

- One of their hyperfixations is marine biology! And Spamton occasionally sends Spark texts with blatantly incorrect statements about it (such as saying dolphins are fish and not mammals). They don't take it personally, however, they'll send him a(n empty) threat in response.

- They're the third insomniac in the family. It's hard for them to get to sleep, but they're out like a light once they manage it.

[nightwings-circus]

Gasoline tears

A/N: even though it isnt technically "popular" all the likes on my first fic on here mean so much to me!!!!! im gonna try hard to write quality shit for everyone xx feel free to dm me to be on my tag list, or to submit requests :) feel free to ask me and submit shit on my asks. enjoy!!!! Also I wanna mention any Jason or nightwing fic I write, I’ll probably use pictures from both titans and the comics/cartoons.I headcanon Jason’s actor to genuinely be very similar (not in storyline obviously) and so that’s why :) also brendon was just a really cute nightwing lol. None of it is specifically titans fic tho as that isn’t how I think Jason was (in season 3 at least).

description: Jason toddxfem! reader. fluff and angst, also arguing. obvious language warning, also some light smut, no actual sex just some pretty heated make out sesh.Jason has been working on his bike a lot so you've been spending time with his brother Dick, cue to a heated debate followed, a lot of possessiveness and jealousy followed by some sexy making out.enjoyyyyyy!

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Dick laughed as game over flooded the TV screen and you threw the controller softly at him.

"fuck you Grayson. how are you so good at this damn game?!" you giggled, trying to sound angry. you had been trying to beat his high score for weeks now, anytime he would come over you guys would spend hours playing while Jason worked on his bike. you had been lonely, and the company had been really nice.

"a master never reveals their secrets," he chuckled, but a loud slam of a door startled you both. Dick whipped around as you jumped, turning to see your boyfriend standing there.

"Hey love," you smiled at him, slowly standing to go hug him but he just stared at you with cold eyes as he leaned against the wall.

"Dick can you leave please," Jay's voice was rough, full of spite. you didn't know what was up with him, but you had a feeling you were gonna find out whether you wanted to or not. Dick stood up, nodded, and left without a word as you quickly turned the game off. the door closed with a soft click and you could see Jason start to shake slightly. you hadn't seen him like this in a long time, and it scared you.

"so this is what you've been fucking doing huh? i never get to see my girl anymore cause she's been with Dick fucking Grayson, boy wonder." he snapped, voice shaking and spitting venom when he says Dick's name. "I've shared fucking everything with him, now I'm coming in second with my own fucking girlfriend." you stopped dead, mouth hung open slightly.

"that's what you're freaking out about? me hanging out with your brother? are you kidding me," you laughed in shock and stared at him, and you seen rage flash into his blue/green eyes.

"you don't even give a fuck. why the fuck should I," he growled and went to your shared bedroom with you trailing behind. you watched as he yanked a black duffel bag out of the closet, making your heart drop to your stomach and blood rush to your ears.

"Jay don't. please just talk to me I'm sorry okay please," you grabbed his shoulder and he spun to face you, tears slowly forming.

"I really thought this was it. then all of a sudden a month of not seeing you unless I'm sitting in the Livingroom playing that fucking game with you, you stopped coming to spend time while i worked on the bike, all cause of Dickhead," you could hear the hurt in his voice and it broke your heart, you'd never meant to make him feel like this or make him mad at his brother.

you sighed and tears started to well up in your eyes.

"jay... im so sorry love," your voice trembled

“I’m so sorry I never meant to hurt you. I do care I do love you, nothing is going on between me and him. You’re still my everything,” your voice was so shaky that you were surprised you could even get the words out. Tears fell and Jason looked at you with pain filled eyes,

“I just don’t get where my princess went babe,” he choked out

“we were so happy and now it’s like you want nothing to do with me.”

“I’ll always want everything to do with you jay. I’m yours forever,” he smiled softly as he heard the pure love in your voice.

“Fuckin better be,” he was in a full smirk now, dropping his bag and pressing his taller frame against you, slowly dragging his hands up to your waist and pulling you into him even more. Being against Jason was like heaven, and when he pressed his lips against yours you swore every time that the universe around you stopped. His tongue entered your mouth with a hunger, and your lips moved in sync as he kissed you roughly.

This might leave some bruises, you thought. You didn’t care, jay bruising you was one of your favourite things. Jason’s hands trailed up until they hit your breasts and you both moaned softly into each other’s mouths, the taste of him was so bitter sweet, all sour candy and cigarettes, a perfect combination that drove you wild. He bit your lip and you moaned softly again.

“You’re fucking mine princess,” he growled, voice thick with possession.

“All. Fucking. Mine.”

He was so hot when he got like this, it was no secret Jason Todd was jealous and protective, but you loved it, it sent a flame alight inside you that only he could help.

“Why doesn’t my gorgeous girl show me just how much she’s mine tonight,” he smirked, the classic Jason Todd look that meant you were in for a treat, before he slowly started to kiss down your neck. He stopped to kiss your chest and you moaned softly again, savouring in this moment.

“Yes please Jay,” you whimpered.

“Good baby, now let’s see just how pretty you sound tonight.”

[samissosexyyy]

Tumblr thought it would be hilarious to delete all my work and not let me answer requests :').

YES I SHALL WRITE THE PLATONIC ANGRY PARENTS-

And thank you-I woke up and was talking to my friend in the morning and my brain just: jojo villain yandere dads. Mudad mudad mudad mudad anger.

Anyways, here they are- Do these even count as headcanons???? I dunno-

Dio, Part 1

Vampire form of course.

First thing first, We all know he'd be a great dad. Protective already, But make him a yandere platonic father? Oh boy, Trust me, You'd be spoiled and treated like royalty.

Now, I'm gonna say in this scenario you were on of his victims child. I'll say you'll be around 5 to eight.

Somehow you managed to catch his eye, Is it because your parent was just as bad as his? You reminded him of his mother? Or maybe you resemble him, and have three moles on your ear. Or, perhaps, A younger joestar? Either way, You somehow had him feeling like a father, and, according to one of my friends, Araki had said DIO would treat his children like they were royalty, And they would be so spoiled.

So, Mudad would end up taking you in, kidnapping, whichever honestly. He'd be holding you like a loving pet owner would, if you got scared, he'd probably be confused. Honestly he'd have you turned into a vampire quickly, as he knew he wouldn't be able to have children as a Vampire.

Truthfully, I think you'd end up never noticing how he'd occasionally pull you closer, or how he'd glare at anyone your age or older going near you. Or how he'd give you some strict rules, Like no dating anyone. E v e r. And why would you ever want to hurt your papa like that?! You wouldn't want to do that, right?! Of course you wouldn't! Dio knew you'd never betray him like that!!

Truth be told, he'd guilt you if you tried to go against his words. But punishments? No no, He'd never actually purposefully hurt you, Unlike his love interest, he'd NEVER want to cause you pain ever. He'd hate himself and wouldn't forgive himself for years. Centuries. Infact, he'd beg for your forgiveness.

The Pillarmen

And satannnaaaaa

First of all, You aren't a pillarchild. You'd most likely be some kind of god, vampire, or a young hamon learner. Or even related to the Joestars or Ceasar.

So, Let's say you're immortal who can walk in the sun. We all know you'd be the joestar side, Right? So, That means you'd end up hating or feeling pity for the pillarmen. First, You'd probably end up trying to make Santana hally when he awakens. Unlike with Joseph, He'd probably know not to attempt to attack you. Let's say you have symbols like Dio Over heaven, We all know how that would work.

You'd end up as a being worshipped by them, probably kidnapped after they destroy the Joestars.

Let's say they defeated Joseph and the others, and you were still a deity, You'd most likely be weaker then them in this scenario. They'd probably treat you like a kitten at first, like a baby before they all felt a connection. As if you were a child of their own, so they'd give you rules. And we all know how rules go with yanderes.

Let's say uh- you fell for a mortal.

"No. No."

[Crush name has fallen from a high place.]

"DADS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU-"

"NO CUSSING IN THIS CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!"

or something like that :')

Honestly, You'd have bird dad, and a bunch of other dads. Santana would honestly be like the cool big brother honestly. You'd probably want horns too so-

They would totally buy you halloween horns to put on your head so you'd be happy baby

Now, Hamon user? They'd probably find you like a cute animal at first, probably going easy on you like it was a game of tag. Soon, they'd realize how weak and fragile you are, After all, You are just starting hamon. They'd probably kidnap you to spite Joseph and his side at first, before... Well, You didn't expect to become a vampire and treated like royalty when all you've been treated like is uh... Considering Lisalisa is your coach, I'd say you'd be happy if it was someone else doing this for you.

Josephs sibling? WOAH Joseph, When did you get a cute sibling? Pfft, Not your sibling anymore, They just adopted your ex sibling nerd.

But, All jokes aside, They'd probably be surprised that you were more mature then your brother, and...you sorta resemble a certain Coach... Oh, Humans all look the same, haha.

They'd probably kidnap you infront of Joseph just to make him feel guilt and rage, After all, Why not get their prized treasure and make Joseph angry? They'd give you more rules, until Joseph was gone, of course.

And, sadly, Not even you crying would stop them from making you into a vampire infront of your big brother, breaking both of your hearts.

Don't worry you got ice cream later smh.

Ceasars sibling? Mini pancake? Haha, They'd kidnap you as soon as they felt parent like tendencies. No denying them, infact, they'd make sure you saw ceasar get defeated by the ro ck. But don't worry! You have new parents and a brother-! Haha, Poor you.

Part 3 DIO AKA mudad!

Honest to god you'd probably have to be a stand user with a weak or strong stand, or, you were one of his kids he had with a lucky woman who survived and got a naked polaroid of him as a 'wow you lived! Congrats, now go have my kid lmao' gift. Or, Maybe you were a normal kid who was kind to him, even if he,,,,  did some questionable murder infront of you. And maybe you were a young

Now, Let's say you were a strong stand user. He'd end up wanting to use a flesh bud until he realized... He never had a kid, that he knows of, and decided to raise you! At first he'd be upset you had a strong stand like your mudad, but realized you could protect yourself from those dreadful joestars! Congrats, You became a Brando! :) How unlucky, Considering this DIO would probably force vampire masks onto you, or even using fleshbuds as a threat. Either way, You'll always be papas baby!

Yoshikage kira.

Like I said in my first post of this, He'd want to have a nice average life. You having a stand wouldn't be a problem, Since he'd probably convince you Josuke and the others are awful and rude.

Josukes sibling? Well, He'd end up telling you he can help your brother with his murder issue if you come with him. You don't exactly have a choice since Killer queen would easily overpower you if you had disagreed. You'd end up being a normal and peaceful child before long, Infact, He'd have to pretend he had adopted you behind his 'wifes' back.

Hayotos friend he never talks about? Congrats, You are now stuck with a crazy and loving father! And a mother, I suppose. And you get your best friend as a brother! You'd never be able to leave, how sad. But, You'd have your new mom and your dad to talk to-! And killer queen cuddle time.

Now, Let's say you were his own kid. Wowzers! You think its normal for your father to bring women hands home, after all, You are pretty young and your father told you most adults do this. Ah. How enjoyable.

Doppio/Diavolo

Oh dear. You poor child.

Either you were related to trish, and he somehow felt like you wouldn't be a problem before they felt more of a father love towards you, Most likely somehow getting rif of the traitors and your big sister.

"Where's big sister?"

"Don't worry about her, She's spending time with your mother."

Smh quit LIEING you jERK!

But seriously, Doppio would be like the fun mom asking you if you'd like bake cupcakes in his spare time! Read you bed time stories and whatnot! Diavolo would be awkward and "wanna play baseball or whatever kids like to do these days?" Awkward dad alert.

"My kid is fine!"

The kid they kidnapped/raised:

Casually trying to beat another kid with a baseball.❤💚💛

Honestly they'd insult everyone elses kids while here their kid is, casually scared of baseball.

Pucci

Papa priest! We all know he'd adopt you! I head canon him as gay, considering DIO and him were totally a thing.

So, He'd probably have you study Lord DIO bibles, and casually have you hate Jolyne. Probably even give you a stand, And even show you that DIO is the best! Worship! Protect yourself and all that!

Jotaro would probably scare you,  so I can see you holding onto Pucci while Jotaro appears anytime, so pucci would infact love it when you snuggle onto him lime a cute kitten. Hell, you even Sneeze like a kitten!

Honestly You'd be kept under watch 24/7, but you'd think it was normal, after all, Your father would mever do something so awful like Those Joestars claim...right?

Diego

Oh wow- dino dad :)

Let's say you were a big fan of his, Then, Well,You wouldn't mind having him as a dad, Now would you? He is your idol, Right? Yeah. Yeah!

He'd probably carry you around upside down, Hot pants just questioning his sanity as he drops you a million times. Hot pants would probably end up carrying you most of the time.

Mama hot pants and father Diego. Y es.

And, Let's say you were traveling with Johnny. Congrats. You've put yourself in a even worse situation considering Diego would become worried and paranoid over those two idiots hurting you! And he hates the idea of his baby boy/girl/child being hurt by barbarians!!!

Even though he'd probably hurt you on accident if I'm gonna be honest.

Kidnapping isn't a very easy job, so of course he had to knock you out! What was he supposed to do?! Ask you to come stay with him forever?! No! Maybe! HuawhuKaia-

Honestly not too many rules, just don't leave his side ever! Except when going to the bathroom. You'll be tied to his horse. No whining >:(.

Funny Valentine

Honestly what did you think he was going to do? Pick some random child? No no, He'd choose the PERFECT child! You were so lucky! Wow! The daughter of the mos powerful man ever! Lucky you, Right?

No. You don't get alone time unless it's you sleeping or bathing. You wear what he wants, and no.

Dating not allowed. Bad. No no no no no.

"No. No dating. Your lips will fall off."

"but mommys lips didn't-"

"Your face will melt off."

Basically you'd be bossed around and treated like royalty, as long as you listen to you dad!

Honestly I don't know if this is headcanons, if if it isn't feel free to scream at me in the comments-

AND I AM SO SORRY ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO ACTUALLY ANSWER, SO I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND ARE ABLE TO ENJOY IT??? I GUESS???