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Hypothermia & Bad Habits | John "Soap" MacTavish x Male Reader | Angst/Fluff
Fem/Minors DNI
Warnings; Violence, somewhat detailed hypothermia side effects, loss of consciousness, mentioned smoking, injury
A/N; I don't think that this is angsty, but I guess it might be?? idk, you tell me. Also, the injuries MC sustains is not mentioned again only because I fucking forgot đ
MC's codename is Lynx, based off the animal. I had the Siberian Lynx in mind.
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It was well below freezing, even colder because of the windy night, and Y/N could feel it even through his thick clothing. Not even his wool socks aided in his suffering. His hands were so cold that they felt hot, being bare to hold his Bambetov SV.
He was lying on his stomach on the outskirts of the forest that shielded the desolate base, patiently waiting for the target he was required to shoot before the rest of task force 141 could proceed, but it was becoming draining. Snow was quickly piling up over him, sticking to his eyelashes and decorating his gun.
141 was nearby, ready to push inside when they heard the boom of Y/Nâs gun, but he didnât know their coordinates, and he couldnât remember where he started. His head was foggy and his legs were numb and his shoulders shook slightly, his breathing becoming uneven as the minutes passed. How long had he been out there? Maybe an hour.
âLynx, how copy?â Ghostâs voice spoke through his walkie. It was muffled from being sandwiched between Y/Nâs chest and the thick layer of powder beneath him. He moved his hand carefully to disturb as little of the pristine white and grabbed the speaker, pressing a button on the side and opening his mouth. His teeth started clattering immediately.
âFeckinâ f-freezin,â He said quietly, his hand returning to its previous position. He took a couple of shallow breaths and closed his eyes. When he opened them everything was blurry. "I need a cigarette.â
âHave you seen him yet?â Ghost asked, ignoring Y/N's complaints. Y/N scrunched his eyebrows together and squeezed his eyes shut tight before opening them, his vision clearing slightly.
âUh, no, not yet. Hopefully soon,â He said in a hushed tone. âIâm having trouble-â Y/N stopped abruptly as the door opened, a tall, broad man in a thick fur coat and an ushanka stepping out into the cold night. Y/N watched him pull a box of cigarettes from his pocket and put one in his mouth.
âWhat?â Ghost said, shuffling on the other end of the line. Y/N shushed him and aimed, closing one eye and leaning into the scope, slowly angling it so the crosshair was over the manâs face. He eyed him as he flicked open his lighter and leaned into it, getting a good shot of his temple and pulling the trigger when he looked back up. The bullet went straight through his left eye and into his skull. The wall splattered with blood, snow soon turning red when he collapsed into the crystal ice, staining its beauty. The forest echoed from the sound, Y/N cocking the rifle again and pointing to the door, waiting for his soldiers to run out the door with their guns.
âGot him,â Y/N said, shooting the first man to run out the door in between his collarbone and Adam's apple. He heard ghost say something, but it rang on deaf ears as he cocked it again and shot a shorter man who was frantically looking around. He caught a glimpse of Gaz sneaking through a side door, but he was paying more attention to the man pointing a pistol at him. They shot at the same time, Y/N getting him in the chest and the Russian sending it into his shoulder. Y/N grunted but cocked it again, his second shot hitting the middle of his forehead.
He could hear the team sharing information as they searched the building for the documents, taking out whoever they had to on the way, but Y/N could barely understand anything, only catching random words that didnât make sense to him. He didnât even register the second shot from an AKU-12 that pierced his shoulder. It felt like a bee sting. He shot the last one outside. The rest must be inside trying to take care of the team.
Letting his head hang forward, burying it in the snow that continued to fall, covering him further. He was finally starting to feel warm. The snow on him was bleeding, and the front of the building was just as bad if not worse. It looked like a massacre; a disgusting mess of red amidst the beauty of snow, of serenity. He lost consciousness at that moment, waking up about 15 minutes later. Soap was shouting over the walkie, Y/N catching bits and pieces after hearing his codename.
âY/N, how copy? Where are⊠somethingâŠâ
Y/N grunted and slurred something that was a jumble of âsnow,â âcold,â and âoutside.â
âWhat? Repeat⊠clearlyâŠâ
Y/N huffed in response. In his foggy mind, he had assumed that he was making fun of his accent again.
âGobshite,â He muttered.
Soap scoffed and asked him another question, but Y/N was gone again, face-first into the snow. When he came around next, someone was hauling him up and wrapping their arm around him, another person taking his right side. Y/Nâs feet dragged behind him as he was brought to the heli and lifted on, losing consciousness again.
The prying open of one eye had him groaning, a bright light shining into it. He grabbed the person's wrist and squeezed. They exclaimed at his freezing hands and called out an order that he didnât understand. Something about hot water.
Someone stripped him of his pants and jacket, removing his linens before being wrapped in a blanket.
The next thing he felt was someone crawling into the blanket with him and feeling their skin on his, him elbowing them and lurching away. The person grunted in pain. They felt burning hot. They were burning Y/N's skin with their own. He grumbled as he was pulled in again but quickly sank into the warmth.
Y/N woke up feeling like a corpse. He was exhausted and his skin was tingling, fingers twitching slightly. His attempt to sit up was pitiful, a pained moan leaving his throat when his head hit the pillow under him.
âEasy there, Lynx,â A woman said from somewhere in the room. She walked over to him with a cup and set it on the table next to him, putting a hand under his back and helping him sit up, a blanket being wrapped around him. âYou had it pretty rough out there.â He looked at her as she grabbed a small flashlight and checked his eyes. She took the stethoscope from around her neck and plugged it into her ears, taking the flat end and pressing it to his chest. âDeep breath for me.â
He took a few deep breaths as she moved it to various spots on his chest and back, stopping once she deems it enough and taking his arm, holding the stethoscope to his forearm.
âYou sound good. Your eyes are less dilated and your breathing is steady,â She stated, picking up the mug she had placed on the table and giving it to Y/N. He held it in both of his hands and took a sip. Hot tea with a plethora of honey. It tasted of raspberry, strawberry, and flowers. He hummed when it went down his throat. âYou scared the team pretty bad. Lucky that they got me on the phone. Meeting you at the heli was a sight to see.â Y/N looked at her questioningly as he took another sip.
âYou were limp and naked, save for your boxers. You needed skin contact to warm up quicker,â She explained. âSoap was the same, he had volunteered. His teeth were chattering while he pulled on his pants, it was fantastic. I doubt Gaz will let that go,â She chuckled. Y/N could imagine the scene folding out, likely Price and Ghost helping him onto the truck while Gaz laughed at Soap hopping his pants on. A small smile crept onto his face. âYou should probably get some rest. Finish that, and Iâll have one of the guys bring you dinner later.â
Y/N nodded and slumped forward as he sipped on the drink, hearing the door click as she left. His mind wandered as he stared mindlessly at the wall in front of him before finishing the cup and placing it to his side, shuffling under the blankets and covering his head. He was out like a light in an instant.
Soap gave Y/N a shove, holding a bowl of tomato soup in one hand. He grumbled and dug further into the comforter, grunting when Soap pulled the blanket off his head.
âSit up Y/N, Iâve got your dinner,â He said. Y/N huffed and sat up, scooting back and leaning against the wall, keeping one of the wool blankets wrapped around his shoulders. He put his hands out to hold the bowl, Soap handing it to him and pulling up a chair to sit with him. âYou gave us quite the scare.â Y/N hummed in response, not bothering with the spoon and bringing the bowl to his lips. âGod, you eat like a pig,â Soap laughed, wincing when Y/N playfully slapped the side of his head.
Y/N returned to his soup, drinking it loudly. A bit ran from the corner of his mouth down his chin. Who could have guessed that hypothermia and passing out for almost an entire day would famish someone? Soap crossed his arms and leaned back as he examined Y/N. He had his colour back which made him relieved.
When he finally lowered the bowl from his lips it was empty. He licked his lips and placed the bowl on the table next to the empty mug and looked at Soap who laughed at him.
âYouâve got soup right about here,â He mocked, motioning to his own mouth. Y/N used the back of his hand to wipe it off and licked it off. âYouâre disgusting,â Soap muttered, shaking his head.
âTrasna ort fĂ©in,â He grumbled. Soap looked at him with a sceptical face.
âWhatâd you just say?â He asked.
âNothin,â He responded, wrapping his blanket around himself tighter. Soap nodded sarcastically. âAye, I heard you hugged me naked, that true?â
Soap put his head in his hands, laughing while shaking his head. âYeah, I suppose so. You were fucking freezing! And you hit me!â He laughed.
âSorry,â Y/N mumbled half heartedly , closing his eyes for a moment.
âYou really did scare us though.â Y/N opened them and turned to look at the brunette. He looked upset. âYou scared me.â
âThe weather changed suddenly, it was unexpected.â
âI donât want to lose you, Y/N,â He said, looking at him with furrowed eyebrows. Y/N frowned and reached out to grab Soap, pulling him in for a hug and wrapping his arms around him.
âSorry, Johnny,â Y/N murmured, Johnnyâs forehead resting on his shoulder as he took a shaky breath, sitting on the edge of the cot. Y/N patted his back a few times before pulling back and grabbing Johnnyâs face in his hands, looking into his eyes. âI wonât scare you again.â
âCan you make that a promise?â He asked, one of his hands cupping Y/Nâs
âNo promises,â He said, grinning. Y/N leaned in and kissed him on the lips, Johnny reciprocating it instantly. His shock of Y/N sharing these feelings was outweighed by his lips. He had wanted this for so long. Y/N pulled away and pressed a kiss to his forehead and adjusted his hand placement to pepper kisses on his cheeks, eventually making his way back to Johnnyâs lips and kissing him quickly. âDoes that make up for it?â
"Yeah,"He whispered, nodding and leaning forward, burying his face in Y/Nâs chest, the latter wrapping his arms around him and leaning back. Y/N decided that he likes this feeling more than cigarettes at that moment.
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