#these could be awww omg u guys tears

[skeledough]

time is an illusion and fuutas bday snuck up on me so i speedran this anyways FUUTA BDAY YIPEEEE

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP44 SPOILERS!

aTONYment??? what does pepperoni tony have to so w this. oh my god are they gonna visit him in heaven or something. wtf is happening. guess i gotta listen and find out (im scared)

- BETH PLAYING AS NPC BETH MAY

- "ron... what ARE we?" WTF IS HAPPENINGGG

- ROGUE TAYLOR??????

- MORE GOOFY FREDDIE NUMBERS IM EXCITED

- NO NO DONT SAY THE LINCOLN FACT AS LINCOLN THATS GONNA MAKE ME SAD

- WILL IS SO SILLY i love that man

- i like the energy at the start of this one its fun

- wait is anthony doing a regular dad fact

- ANTHONY. 😭

- FREDDIE DEATH SOUND MY BELOVED

- DID LINCOLN JUST CALL HIS GRANDPA ZADDY. NEVER AGAIN

- "i had more fun in the other place" GREASE CAR FLASHBACKS.

- OMG EARLY HERMIE APPEARANCE (i choked on my food)

- "no! we cant! my scene partner!" they are so besties (worsties)

- "MY FUTURE LIFE PARTNER" HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK OAKWORTHY CRUMBS. OH M GOD . FUTURE LIFE PARTNER.

- MEATBALL SCARY

- TERRY JR SOON. GUYS

- oh wow beth hasnt cast unseen servant since. goth

- ANTHONYS BABY VOICE

- so lincoln is looking for the eleanor shellstrop okay (this whole heaven/hell stuff has just constantly been reminding me of tgp)

- "he looks up at them asianly" has the same energy as the "cries in spanish" meme

- FREDDIES LITTLE SONG HAS ME SCREAMINGGGG

- ARE TJEY ACTUALLY GONNA FIND TONY. OH MY GOD

- WOW ALL U GUYS THAT WERE JUST TELLING ME HOW U MISS PEPPERONI TONY. HOW ARE YALL FEELING

- SCARY HAS A CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE.

- 4:30 MILE IS ACTUALLY INSANE. MATT.

- HOW DID WILL FORGET THAT SOCCER IS LINKS WHOLE THING

- GOD LINK CALLING NORMAL OUTTT

- HERMIE. FUCK OFFFFF

- SPARROW OFFERING NORMAL A HUG????

- FUUUUUCK. NORMAL

- help i would like to interrupt for just a sec to say that in the middle of the episode just now i got hired at spirit halloween. dndads reference GAKDJD

- TONY WAS WAITING FOR MARGARITA WAAAAA

- SCARY SOUNDS SO NERVOUS NOBODY HMU

- IM GONNA CRY. I CANT DO THIS

- PLZZZZ LET THEM SEE MARGARITA AGAIN PLZZZ

- SCARY WHY WOULD U ASK IF IT HURT :[[

- WHAT IS THE VIBE OF THIS SCENE. HELP

- NOOOO I NEED SCARY AND MARGARITA TO INTERACT AGAIN. THEY ARE GFS

- SCARY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT....

- THEY ARE BEING SO AWFUL TO NORMAL. QUIT IT

- SCARYS TALKING ABOUT TERRY. END ME

- "he never knew me when i was someone to be proud of" OOOUGHGHHH

- IF THAT FUCKING SWORD GOT INTO HERMIES HANDS. THEY WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE

- NORMAL. BURIES MY HEAD IN THE FUCKING DIRT

- ooo normal dragging the sword would make cool fanart

- i honestly love salty normal but it also makes me really sad

- SCARY DIDNT INCLUDE HERMIE AMONG HER SPOUSES????

- TY WILL FOR REMEMBERING NICKY

- TAYLOR DEFENDING HIS DAD AWWW

- WTF IS THIS FIGHT???? HELLO??

- IS NORMAL FINALLY SNAPPING. IS THIS HAPPENING

- "I AM JEALOUS I DONT HAVE ANY COOL DYNAMICS W ANYBODY!!!" FUUUUUUCKK

- i cant do this i feel sick im SICK

- "why are they arguing i thought they liked each other" WHAT IF I BURST INTO TEARS RN.

- THE NORMAL ANGST IN THIS EPISODE IS TOOOO MUCH FOR ME

- NORMAL PUT THE MASCOT COSTUME BACK ON. FUCK. FUCK

- "ME AND MY THREE BEST FRIENDS AND MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND" GUYS. GUYS I CANNOT DO THIS

- THESE KIDS ARE SOOOO TRAUMATIZED WHAT THE HELLLL

- OH RON WAS IN SCARYS POCKET

- TERRY IS IN THE "PLANES OF MISERY"????

- "maybe he saw what u could be" BETH.....

- LINKS TRYING TO TALK TO NORMAL AGAIN PLZ END MY SUFFERING

- TERRY AND GLENN ARE FUCKING FIGHTING EACH OTHER????? WHATTTT

- OH NEXT EPISODE IS GONNA BE WIIIIIILD DUUUDE

[bluewormonastring]

My live reactions to season 2 (episode 1)

SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY KIDS READ AT UR OWN RISK

Holy shit I’m so excited

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oauxbwkxjwhz

LOVE THE BLACK SCREEN W A SHARP CUT TO THE BEACH 10/10

OMG WE GET THE STEDE AND IZZY BEACH SWORD NOW? SO SOON? YOU SPOIL ME OFMD

Omg he’s been stabbed this is for sure a dream sequence

STEDE THATS MURDER EVEN IF ITS JUST IN YOUR HEAD

“You absolute twa….” BEST DYING WORDS EVER ILY IZZY ALWAYS AND FOREVER

THE SLOW RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER OMG

AND STEDES FACE AND HIS VOICE AND AWW BABY

AWWW THE WAY THEY CRASHED INTO EACH OTHER

“BABE” HA FOWIHXBWNA I WAS NOT PREPARED

“I KNEW YOUD FIND ME LOVE”

“Fuckin love the beard mate”

Oh we’ve started farting lovely

OH MY GOD I WASNT PREPARED FOR HOW ID FEEL WHEN IT CUT TO HIM WITH EVERYONE AWW MY BABIES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

“Cant be worse than you moaning ‘Ed oh ed’ all night” ILY PETE

Iconic title screen as always

“DEAR ED” AHHHH

SPANISH JACKIE ILY

Instantly taking an interest in the Swede as we knew would happen but still iconic

Ugh I love Leslie jones did I mention I love Leslie jones

Nat looks so scared aww baby

I love wee John being security

And host stede aww baby

I live for black Pete dealing with working in customer service

And all of them tbh

Aww poor buttons he needs his ocean and Livy

I’m ngl for a second I was like “where’s Fred armisen- oh wait”

ITS THE I THINK OF YOU OFTEN LINE YESS

HELLO YES I ADORE IZZY HANDS HE CAN DO NO WRONG IDC WHAT YOU SAY IVE MISSED MY BABY BOY

Ahh the wedding

“Demon? *shakes head* I’m the fucking devil” AHH

Guys were only 6 minutes in and this post is already long as shit so buckle up (if ur actually reading it lmao my ass would be like nope too long”

THERES MY VICO HELLO VICO ILY AND MY JOEL FRY ILY BABIES

Ah yes ye olde put trauma in a box in lock it

Awww fang baby boy someone give him a hug find him Lucius

Omg it’s the “you dumped him” scene

“Did everyone get some cake” because he’s still our precious little angle

HE JUST SNORTED RHINO HORN IS THAT A THING WAS THAT A THING IN HISTORY HUH

NO ITS THIS SCENE I DONT WANNA WATCH MY BABY BE SAD

Yes hello I love Izzy hands I would protect him with my life little baby boy

Vico looks so done w his ass

Someone give my baby a hug

Ily fang

The tears in his eyes during “unhand me” aww Angel

AWW IZZY

CONNOTHAN O NONNATHAN WE LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY UR ABSOLUTE PERFECTION YOU ANGEL

I love the friendship Jim and that girl have

Oh shit Jackie

“BOO CAKES” JACKIE

Stede honey you’re not intimidating

“I know that guy we had breakfast together” “you’ll be having a lot of breakfastes together” “oh okay 🙂” ily Swede

HIM DOING AN ED IMPRESSION LMAO “could be. Could be mate.”

“You’re my hero” 😞😕🙂😏

Swede bein a cute lil double agent

AWW SWEDE “my time with Jackie has been the happiest of my life. Her love has helped me locate parts of myself I didn’t even know existed and reclaim others that I have long missed” ILY

“Tonight is my turn to perform the husbandly duties”

“That’s another toe” ED YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM LEAVE MY BABY ALONE

“Who am I to you” aww Izzy Angel baby he’s accepting it OMG “I have love for you Edward” IZZY YOURE SAYING IT OUT LOUD IM SO PROUD OF YOU BUD

IZZY YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TALK IT THROUGH YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

OMG AND THE SHIFT IN THE MUSIC AS SOON AS HE SAID IT

IZZY RUN

RUN MY BABY BOY RUN

“As a crew” OH EDDDDD

ED DONT POINT A GUN AT JIM

OR ANYONE ELSE

THAT INCLUDES YOURSELF EDWARD TEACH BORN ON A BEACH

“They think ya crazy�� cackling his face omg

Go taika absolutely slaying this scene

The way the camera is all like jittery is so good

Jim’s like “beard” makes their chin look like… not caved in but idk like it looks like they have a rly bad overbite yk

“Everyone knows why” “I don’t. Enlighten me” “your feelings for stede fucking bon-“ *GUNSHOT* ARE U SHITTING ME EDWARD NO WE DO BOT SHOOT FRIENDS

OH MY GOD HE MADE FRENCHIE FIRST MATE HOLY SHIT

Oh my god Izzy my poor baby Izzy oh my god how dare you hurt my Izzy

LMAO SWEDE

“FUCK THOSE HAMMIES UP” LMAO

There’s like no way there’s actually anything valuable in that chest

WE GOT TO SEE HER TAKE A NOSE FOR THE NOSE JAR YESSS

OH SHIT INDIGO

“Now give me back my blue shit STEVE”

Susan’s hot

DONT HURT SWEDE

Oh good okay we’re cool

I feel like she’s lying tho

But for now we’re cool

AWW FANG

AWW JIM COMFORTING FANG

“WANNA HEAR THE STORY OF THE WOODEN BOY” AWW

Living for vico using they them for the puppet

“DO THE VOICE” AWW

OMG VICO THATS ICONIC

AWW YAY THEYRE LAUGHING NOW THOSE ARE MY BABIES YAY

Living for buttons reuniting with the ocean

Okay roll credits cheers yall see you next episode

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

thousand autumns donghua, episode 12~

shen qiao: I'M ON A BOAT I'M ON A BOAT TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT yan wushi: hiiiiii 😈 shen qiao: hi 😩 OH MY GOD he stole shen qiao's tea!!! shen qiao looks SO DONE with him lmaooo OH LOOK it's the suffering masses AGAIN!! HELLO EVERYONE!!! (part ii) PARKOUR!!! actually i'm suprised they haven't decided to eat the man who fell off his horse. it's what i would have done lol (for legal purposes this is a joke. birb does not engage in cannibalism. usually.) did did chen gong send shen qiao a box full of food THAT'S. A BIT WEIRD. U COULD HAVE JUST SAID SORRY, MY MAN. or at least delivered it fast enough to save the lil orphan girl ;A; AWWW SHEN QIAO'S CRYING ;A; FECK IM GONNA CRY TOO ;A; POOR TINY CHILD, SHE DIDN'T NEED TO DIE 😭😭😭 o-oh my goodness. who. who is. who is this??? he's choking my poor bai rong but. but he's so STYLISH, he so EYE-CATCHING. i do not like him but. he kinda. hot. 👀 BABIES!! MORE LIL BABIES!!! OHHH THE LIL BABY IS THE ONE FROM BEFORE, AND HE'S NOW A SECT MEMBER, GOOD FOR HIM!!! he's so CUTE, he so sweet and polite omg ;A; yan wushi: how dare u introduce me as ur friend. i'm OBVIOUSLY ur future husband >:( shen qiao: friendzoned :) shifu putting on airs, his tummy immediately making a liar of him lmfao 🤣 yan wushi: i can't stand the sight of joy or the sound of children's laughter, brb i must break the forest D:< oh damn the old man is kinda…..hot when he's angy and suffering???? 👀😳🥵 WAIT NOT NOT LIKE THAT well ok. exactly like that lol 🤣 OH!! our new friend with the white hair is called sang jingxing!!! he has a funny voice, and a very prominent chin!! useful for telling everyone apart lol 'we are destined' UHHHH WHAT????? WOW UH. OK THEN 😳 shen qiao is very secure in his conscience, i appreciate that about him!!! what a good boy :D shen qiao: we're friends, right? yan wushi: >:) shen qiao: …..friends, RIGHT?? oh. well i guess i guess the old man is just kidnapping him then. all right. WAIT IS THIS THIS SMELLS OF BETRAYAL YAN WUSHI U WATCH URSELF!!! >:V when they say 'infatuated' they mean 'qi deviation' right??? otherwise this conversation is,,,,,,,not what i thought 😳 poor shen qiao, everybody betray him ;A; I AM FED UP WITH THIS WORLD! UR TEARING ME APART, OLD MAN!! sang jingxing: so can i have ur boytoy or yan wushi: yeah sure, he's all urs >:) PERFIDY!! TREASON!!! LIES AND SLANDER!!! yan wushi: wait before u eat him. i wanna psychologically terrorise him first sang jingxing: oh ok, i'll wait. *backs off* yan wushi: now, what was i saying?? OH RIGHT. let me shame u for being a good person, bc it's UR FAULT that i can't be bothered to treat u with respect and kindness!! if ppl weren't so STUPID i wouldn't be able to hurt them!! it's easier to blame the victim than the perpetrator after all!! and if u didn't want me to betray u, u shouldn't have worn ur robes so short >:) shen qiao: u disappoint me :( yan wushi: lol as if i care. BYE BITCH~~~ ahhhh, NOW sang jingxin will kill him! poor shen qiaaaaoooooo ;A; aww he's such a good guy, who could ever hurt him?? he just believes the world is a kind place!! always giving ppl second chances!! i love he, my poor sweet shen qiao ;A; UH yanwushi was able to ''''implant evil spirit in ur body''''' is that is that a euphemism bc that's a bit weird 👀 NO!!!!! SHEN QIAO!!!! MY BOY!!! DON'T LOSE HOPE!! DON'T GIVE UP!!! U ARE THE GOODEST BOY!!! IT'S WORTH BEING NICE!! IF U CAN HELP ONE PERSON AND MAKE THEM SMILE, IT'S WORTH IT!!!! AND U ALREADY HAVE SO DON'T GIVE UP BBY OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDD IS HE DOING A HEROIC SACRIFICE???!?!!!! NOT THE CLIFF!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S FUCKING CRYING AS WELL????? HE'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON OH GOD OH FUCK I CAN'T HLEP HIS SHIFU TEACHING HIM ABOUT NUANCED THINKING AND SAYING HE'S THE CUTEST?????? SSTOP DON'T TOUCH ME I'M RLY VULNERABLE RN 😭😭😭

[crispin-kreme]

How would the first years of twst confess to their crush? If u've already done this feel free to ignore it! Lol

twst first years confessing to their crush

pairings: every first year x gn! reader

warnings: grammatical errors, i might have cussed

notes: i got a bit angsty on epel’s part ehe… thank you sm for waiting and i hope you enjoy!

edit 1: your home boi was sleepy making this thus i made a error. but dw its fixed!!

ACE TRAPPOLA

the shy type

we all know sometimes he can become an ass

but when it comes to confessing- he can get shyand flustered

it becomes so hard for him to talk to you

“y/n- i- i need to tell you something!” he says. you look at him “well, what is it?” you asked

oh my, he grows pink! he avoids every eye contact with you- he gets so shy and tense.

“ace?” “I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH-” ace exclaims

at first you were like “huh? impossible!” but he explains it more

yes, he does genuinely like you

so proud of himself that he confessed and you accepted his feelings

DEUCE SPADE

gifts/letters type of dude

cool- he’s shy too so he leaves gifts

also little notes that say “i hope you have a great day” “eat well!” etc

ace tease him about this because well- its his first time seeing deuce this sweet and compassionate

it came to the point wherein he had to cnfess

he’s the type of yolo dude so he takes risk

“y/n!” he calls and you approach him “what’s up?” you asked him. oh and you see a boquet of flowers in his hand

“are those flowers- the ones you’re holding” you pointed out. oh wow he blushes “oh.. they’re- they’re for you!” he shyly says

you actually got flustered “i- i really like you, y/n.” duece struggles to say

awww- you accept the flowers and actually said you liked him back

omg happy boi :((

JACK HOWL

the one you have to pry him out so he could confess-

knowing jack- he isn’t that expressive

although he’ll be expressive when correcting but yk— you get the gist

well- you liked him for a while now and so did he

basically you guys were on a topic of like crushes

you were nosy as fuck so basically you were prying on him

“please tell me who it is!” you groaned “i’ll do anything if you tell me- i won’t tell anyone.” you added

jack was flustered by your words making him shy

“i- y/n.” he says “so who is it?” you asked

boy got nervous if he should tell you or not

“fine… its you.” he mutters

u were just shocked tbh—

SO ANYWAYS- you reassured him that you feel the same way for him

boi did he wanted to scream after 😃

EPEL FELMIER

“because i love you” type of dude

well… you’ve liked epel for a while and he did so too

like he really really likes you sm

dont break his heart pls he’s bby :(

anyways- you caught up in a argument with him because of his instead gush of worry for you

“epel, look! i’m not even hurt nor was i even touched. stop being emotional about it- why is it a big deal for you?” you kinda went overboard abt it so he gets offended and snaps at you

“because i love you, y/n!” epel raises his voice at you. you were suddenly stunned when tears actually fell from his eyes.

OH NO YOU MADE HIM CRY SO YOU PANICKED

you just pulled him into your embrace “i love you too, epel.” you tell him

:(( ok now make him happy wth

SEBEK ZIGVOLT

the dude who accidentally says it-

pls this prideful cabbage

you guys were literally having these playful like debates

you guys seemed like the enemies to lovers trope

yes you guys like each other- but anyways sebek was complaining about humans

while you were showing the good side of it (humans are cruel mans)

“no but except for you. you’re a special human for me. you’re probably the human that i only love.” he says

MANS YOURE SO SHOCK SO YOU NEEDED CLARIFICATION

realizes what he said “forget that i told you anything!” he exclaims

you tell him that you actually like him back

aND NOW HE’S A HAPPY CABBAGE

[hee4won]

en- reaction seeing you after a while + you kissing them

requested: by @anime-kpop-stan i hope u like it + ty for the request babes ^^ sorry for the wait :(

warnings: super cutesy

a/n: this was a very cute idea! requests are open btw (may be slow)

heeseung

when he sees u again he’s probably melting

let’s say he’s waiting for u at an airport and you’ve been gone for a WHILEE

and when he sees you he’s just stuck in place

like

blink blink

is that really you? YOU you?

you have to be the one to go up to him first

he’s like a deer in headlights

all wide-eyed when you finally put your hands on his arms

he tries to say something but literally nothing but a tiny noise comes out of his mouth

and he was just so cute like that

you couldn’t help but to sneak in a kiss

it wasn’t long but it was the sweetest thing ever

it felt like electricity went down both your bodies

and all the nerves were gone as if they were never there to begin with

continue under the cut!

jay

literallt didn’t even plan to meet

u guys were friends for a while so when he saw you

he just hugged you so hard you almost could not breathe

and you two just looked at each other for a while

then jay starts being jay lol

and he just starts rambling on and on not leaving any time for you to speak

so...

you kiss him to shut him up 😊

and for a sec he’s taken aback

but he quickly gets his mind right and kisses you back

everything he wanted to say was summed up in that very moment

jake

omg he gets teary-eyed when he sees you again

you two were in a “relationship”

but he knew u wanted to go on a trip to expand your academic opportunities

and he didn’t wanna be the one to stop you from something like that

he knew that if he said he wanted to keep a serious relationship, you wouldn’t have gone

but seeing you run up to him with tears in your eyes told him his decision was worth it

and when you get to him he hugs you so tight and picks u up

(cliches + jake = perfection)

you give him a tiny peck then shyly back off

then he pulls your face back and giggles into a deeper kiss

he missed you 💔

sunghoon

when he sees you his cheeks definitely flush a shade a bit lighter than crimson

kinda malfunctioning bc you haven’t noticed him yet

does he go up to you? does he wave?

think hoon THINK

but :0

u waved at him!!

wait now you’re walking over to him...

he does that little thing where he’s looking down and his eyes are kinda going side to side

little does he know you’ve always found that shy habit of his very endearing

so endearing that it deserves a tiny peck on the nose

“oh..”

“yeah, that’s how i say long time no see 😇”

sunoo

do not expect to get even ONE word in once he sees you again

he’s greeting you with the biggest smile on his face

and he gives you the WARMEST hug ever

your nostrils are literally thanking him

he smells like 💐🌸🌺✨💫⭐️

take that how you would like

he already made plans for the next night (saturday night)

he lets you talk the whole time

honestly he missed your cute story times

“why are you looking at me like that”

“no reason 😊”

after dinner he’ll probably walk you to wherever you’re staying

and before you go in you give him a QUICK peck on the cheek then run inside

you: 🏃💨

he’s gonna be cheesing all night

jungwon

when he sees you again honestly he probably won’t freak like everyone else

but he’ll be super happy to see your bright and smiling face

bc you guys were close before you moved schools

you were his first friend in hs :[

so as soon as you’re close enough, prepare to be engulfed in a hug

he’s probably cooing at you while doing it too

no matter how long it’s been he will NEVER stop teasing you

“awww my big baby y/n missed me”

“big talk coming from the guy that’s not letting me go”

yea he gets shy and pushes you off like YOU were the one clinging onto him

sort of an awkward silence between the two of you until you just said

“whatever” (you didn’t mean to say it out loud btw he got confused)

and bam your lips are on his

takes him a sec to kiss back but he does

two kids in love 😞

ni-ki

probably too shy to speak to you at all

like it’s been months what if you don’t remember him

does his best to walk away from you

but you speak to him anyway

honestly a wave of relief washes over him bc now he at least knows you didn’t totally forget him

he asks if you want some of his shaved ice

which you happily accept ofc

you weren’t sure where to start your convo

topics: “remember the crush i had on you?” no too straightforward

while you’re racking your brain ni-ki builds up the confidence to break the ice himself

unfortunately for the two of you, you two had the same idea + executed it at the same time

“you know i had a crush on you?”

silence.

you two stare at each other for a minute in the burst into a fit of giggles

have a longg and comfortable talk before it’s time to go

ni-ki walks you back to your place, hands brushing against each other the whole way home :]

the kiss will come when someone finds their confidence... hopefully ^^

[drakenology]

Their S/O is shy. With Bakugo, Todoroki and Midoriya!

author’s note: HIIII! So I got this idea from work today. I’m a shy, reserved person in real life and I imagined a headcannon where y/n was an uwu girl. enjoy! I’m going to do the Bakusquad next time. 

warnings: suggestive themes, light violence, fluff, and cussing.

Bakugo 

thinks you’re the cutest

teases you a lot. 

will smack the shit outta anyone who tries taking advantage of your kind and shy demeanor.

loves how your shyness comes to play in the bedroom; he likes trying to get you to loosen up a little.

Would butter you up with compliments and praises.

“I dunno what you’re so shy about. You’re fuckin hot.”

likes how he’s the complete opposite of you

VERY protective over you. 

You and Bakugo are out at a restaurant on a date. You’re looking through the menu to see what you want, not being able to decide between the burger or the quesadilla (yum!). 

“I think I’m gonna get the steak. What about you, babe?” Katsuki asked, peering over to look at your menu. 

“I dunno.. I think the burger sounds good. I think that’s what I’ll get” You say, sitting your menu down. Bakugo is staring down your dress, oogling at your ample cleavage popping out of the v-neckline. You notice his gaze, blushing profusely. 

“S-Stop it, Katsuki.” You say, covering up your chest with your menu. He smirks and runs his hands up your thighs causing you to fold your legs to try and stop the wetness coming from your panties. Even though you never admit it out loud, you loved when he groped and stared at you. It made you feel like the sexiest woman in the world. Katsuki grabs your chin and kisses you.

“You’re gonna get it tonight, princess.” He whispered in your ear. You blush as you notice the waiter coming your way, swatting Katsuki’s hands away from you. The waiter walked towards your table and sat your drinks down.

“Thanks. Ready to order, babe?” Bakugo looks towards you. You nod, feeling a little nervous to order yourself. You were very soft spoken, so ordering food was a bit of a challenge for you. But today, you had worked up the courage to order without Bakugo’s help. 

“Hi, u-um.. I’ll have the burger, please. Also could I get that without any onions? I’m allergic.” You say, looking down at your menu instead of at the waiter. 

“Certainly. And for you, sir?” The waiter said, motioning to Bakugo.

“I’ll have the steak please. Well done. I don’t like my steak pink. If I see pink, me and my lady are leaving without payin’, ya got that!?” Bakugo said aggressively. To anyone not knowing him, they think he’s being rude and difficult but you know he’s just trying to make the waiter nervous on purpose as a joke. 

“Yes, sir. Coming right up.” The waiter says, leaving in a hurry. 

“Katsuki, you’re giving the waiter a hard time.” You say softly, your voice sounding like a disappointed mother. He sighed, grabbing your hand and kissing it. 

“Alright, I’ll lay off.” He said, laughing. You two chatter about what you guys did for hero work that day, laughing and enjoying each other’s company until the food came. Finally, the food comes; the aroma coating your nose as you get excited to eat.

“Enjoy.” The waiter said dryly, clearly not liking Bakugo’s attitude. You both shrug it off and prepare to dig in. Bakugo seemed to like his steak but your burger had onions all over it. Even if you had picked them off, it still wouldn’t have been safe to eat. You sigh, poking at your burger in disappointment.

“What’s wrong? How come you’re not eating?” Bakugo asked, his mouth full as he wiped steak sauce from his mouth. You shake your head, not wanting to make a scene. He looked at your plate, seeing your burger teething with onions. He’s way angrier than you are, waving the waiter over to your table with fervor. 

“K-Katsuki, I can just take them off it’s not-” You’re interrupted by Bakugo, who isn’t having any of it; already knowing what you’re about to say. The waiter clearly didn’t like Bakugo’s attitude so he messed your order up on purpose because he noticed how soft-spoken you are. He didn’t chance fucking up Katsuki’s order because he knew he’d have a fit and probably kick his ass if he got short with him. 

“No Y/N, it is a big deal. Look at it! It’s got onions all over it. You can’t eat that shit, you’ll get sick even if you pick ‘em off. I’m givin that asshole a piece of my mind!” He shouts, still trying to get the waiter’s attention who was clearly ignoring you two. 

“HEY! I KNOW YOU FUCKING SEE ME. GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, NOW.” Bakugo shouts. Oh god. The waiter rolled his eyes, walking over to your table.

“Is there a problem, sir?” He asks, not eager to help at all. 

“You’re fuckin’ right there’s a problem. What did my girl order, huh?” Bakugo says, standing from his seat. 

“Katsuki, please.” You say, tugging his sleeve trying to get him to sit back down.

“She ordered a burger.” the waiter answered with attitude. 

“Yeah, with NO ONIONS you idiot! GO TELL THEM TO FUCKING FIX IT OR I’M TELLIN’ YOUR BOSS AND YOU’RE FUCKED.” Bakugo yelled, grabbing the waiter by his collar. The waiter; scared out of his mind, is now sweating with fear. 

“V-Very sorry, sir. I’ll fix that for you right away!” The waiter said, running back to the kitchen to fix your order. Bakugo sat back down in his seat, going back to eat his steak as if nothing happened. The whole restaurant was staring at you both, you sinking into your chair from all the eyes on you. 

“THE FUCK ARE YALL LOOKIN AT!?” Bakugo yelled, getting everyone in the room to turn their attention back to their own tables. He looked back to you, seeing a frown on your face. 

“Don’t you think you went a bit too far?” You ask, crossing your arms. 

“Nope.” He said, feeding you some of his steak until your new burger came. 

“Nobody messes with my baby.”

Todoroki

is such a mom omg

just as protective as Bakugo (if not more)

encourages you to open up

supports your small wins (awww)

fucks the shyness outta you hehe

loves you and your shyness no matter what 

You and Shoto are getting ready to go out when you’re having a difficult time deciding what to wear. You had pulled out a few garments to wear; a red strapless bodycon dress that Shoto got you to accentuate them curves of yours or a simple bulky sweater and jeans. You were a little nervous to dress sexy for Shoto, unsure of yourself and your body not to mention all the potential unwarranted stares from others. You sigh and start dressing yourself in the boring outfit you picked out and sat down at your vanity to do your makeup. Shoto walked in the bedroom from your bathroom to see the dress sitting on the bed. 

“Why aren’t you wearing your dress, love?” He asked, concern written all over his face as he stood next to your vanity. 

“I-I just don’t want all the attention on me. I’m nervous. What if everyone stares at me?” You say, tears burning your eyes. Shoto takes you by your hand and leads you to the full body mirror mounted on the wall of your bedroom. He pushed your hair back and kissed your neck, running his hands on either side of your body. 

“You don’t have to worry about the stares. I’m going to be there to protect you, okay?” He says, sweetly kissing your cheek. You smile warmly and nod. He was right. You change into the dress and slipped on some heels to match, giggling at the praises and encouragement from your boyfriend as he reached for your hand to kiss it. 

“You’re so beautiful, baby.” Shoto said, taking a good look at your curves. He feels himself harden at the sight of you, involuntarily groaning as he pulled you close to him for a deep kiss. 

“How about we stay in tonight instead?” 

He was determined to make you open up... one way or any other teehee.

Midoriya 

loves you SO MUCH OMG

doesn’t care that you’re a little shy and soft-spoken

speaks for you when needed

stands up for you

loves to motivate you 

thinks you’re sinfully adorable

You and Midoriya are walking through the supermarket, shopping for food for your shared home. Izuku was always such a huge help, lifting all the heavy things and putting them in the cart or reaching for things that were too high for you to reach. You loved shopping with him and he loved it too because he could look after you and spend time with you at the same time. 

“Crap, I forgot we need meats for dinner tonight. What did you want again, Izuku?” You asked, looking up from your shopping list. 

“Pork, please. You always make the best pork curry, Y/N” He said sweetly, kissing your forehead. You blush and walk over to the meat department while Izuku gathers the rest of the ingredients for dinner. You stand in line with your number and waited your turn patiently. Suddenly, this big burly man comes out of nowhere and cuts right in front of you in line. You hated when situations like this happen because it was always so hard for you to stand up for yourself. You gulp and muster up enough courage to confront him...sorta?

“U-um excuse me.. I was ne-” You’re interrupted by the man shouting over you.

“Shut up, bitch! I’m in a hurry so why don’t you just wait a little while longer.” He yells. You’re shocked at how he spoke to you, clearly this man lacked manners. You stand there, dumbfounded and scared. You were so frustrated with yourself you’re brought to tears, wiping them away as you stand in line and wait your turn. 

“Bitch?” you hear a familiar voice repeat. It was Midoriya, standing beside you with your cart in toe. “You thought this woman was alone, didn’t you? Fucking coward.” Izuku walks towards the man, intimidatingly calm. The man scoffs until he sees Izuku’s face. The pro hero Deku was standing right in front of him and he was angry.

“H-Hey.. I had no idea okay? I’ll back o-”

“If it was me standing there would you have cut in front of me and called me a bitch?” Izuku asked, grabbing the man by his shirt. “You get off on bullying women don’t you, you spineless bastard? Think that just because your big and ugly that you can just push people around? People like you make me sick. Get in the back of fucking line before I lose my temper.” The man does so, glaring at you as he walked to the back of the line. You sigh in relief as your number is called, Izuku leading you to the counter with his hand on your back. He turned around and glared at the man who gave you a hard time one last time. 

“What would you like to order, miss?” The butcher said with a smile.

“Pork, please.” You sigh.

[ze-maki-nin]

Pumpkin Cookies!

Requested-Na! I came up with this idea with some ideas from @sugarrbbee!! Thank you <33 (Again-)

Pairing: C!Niki x Gn!Reader

Idea: You bake Pumpkin Cookies with Niki!

Tags/Warnings: None, Fluff! (If there is any warnings that I missed pls tell me!)

A/N- This is SUPER long! Like 2,716 words long!(Not including this beginning part and the endnote thing!) It's also my first fic so please dont be rude/mean!

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The sun shone through the light blue curtains, making you stir in your bed. Groaning, your teary eyes blinked open.

"What time is it?" You murmured, turning onto your back slowly. Bringing your hands up, you slowly rubbed the tears out of your eyes. Yawning, you sat up, the soft blanket falling off of you.

Looking over to your nightstand, the black clock read '7:10' "It's so early" You grumbled, glaring at the alarm clock. Slowly pulling off the rest of the blankets and swinging your legs over the bed.

You let your feet dangle for a minute, staring off into space. You then huffed and jumped off the comfortable bed, landing on the cold, wooden floor. Stretching your arms over your head, hearing popping noises.

You huffed and dropped your arms, walking over to your dresser. Opening the middle drawer and pulling out a black sweatshirt and pair of jeans.

You closed the drawer and made your way to your connected bathroom to get ready. You set your clothes on the counter and walked over to the shower, turning it on. Warm steam slowly started to fill the room.

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Turning off the water, you got out and reached for your towel and wrapped it around you. You pulled out the blow dryer from a drawer and plugged it in, then turned it on.

The hot air blew on your face, making you smile at how warm it was. You then turned it so it was blowing on your wet hair and started drying your hair.

You turned off the blow dryer, setting it down, and started running your hands through your hair. Humming a tune, you picked up your clothes and started getting dressed.

Once the jeans were on all the way, you picked up a brush and started brushing out your hair, getting all the naughts out. Putting the brush and blow dryer away in a drawer, you picked up your dirty clothes and walked out of the bathroom to throw them in the dirty basket.

Walking back over to your dresser, you pulled out some socks from the top drawer, closed it, then sat down on your bed to put them on.

You huffed, looking at the clock on your nightstand, it read '8:20' "Time for breakfast" You mumbled, standing up and walking over to your door. Opening your bedroom door and walking out, closing it behind you.

Heading down the warm hallway, you made it to your living room. You looked around it, trying to spot your black cat Nightmare. Your brows furrowed not seeing the cat anywhere. Taking a couple steps towards the couch, stopping right behind it.

You looked down and saw a black fur ball "Silly Kitty" You giggled, petting their head. The cat stirred in its sleep, but not waking up. You hummed and headed towards the kitchen.

Heading towards the fridge, you pulled out some eggs. Setting them down on the counter near the stove, you closed the fridge and headed to a coupard and pulled out some toast, a pan, and some non-stick cooking spray.

You put the pan on the stove top, turned it on, and sprayed some cooking spray in it. Turning around, you put the spray back and waited for the pan to warm up. Once it was warm enough, you picked up the eggs and cracked them into the pan.

Sizzling sounds filled the kitchen as you pulled out some ingredients to make coffee. You finished pulling the ingredients out and started making it.

You paused, looking back at the eggs in the pan and set everything down. You walked over to the pan and flipped the eggs. You grabbed the bread out of its bag and put it in the toaster.

You huffed, turning back to your coffee to see Nightmare up on the counter, swatting at the cup "Don't. You. Dare." You said slowly, staring your cat in the eyes.

Nightmare just stared back, their tail swishing back and forth, and swatted the cup off the counter, all while looking you in the eyes. They then turned around and started sassily walking away.

You just stared at the broken coffee mug on the ground, the coffee that was in it spreading all over the floor "Stupid Cat" You grumbled, turning of the stove top, so you dont burn your eggs, and bent down to pick up the glass pieces.

"That was my favorite mug too!" You groaned, standing up and carefully putting the glass shards in the trash. You grabbed a mop out of the closet and started cleaning the coffee.

Once you finished cleaning, you put the mop away, planning to clean it later, and turned towards your eggs and now done toast. You grabbed the toast, buttered them, and put them on a plate, along with the eggs.

Bringing the plate over to the dining table, you sat down and began eating, without a coffee. You finished up your breakfast, picking up the plate and heading to the kitchen to put it in the sink.

Once you finished putting everything away, you walked out to the living room and saw Nightmare stretching on the couch. You sighed, shaking your head, heading over to them.

You gently picked them up, them meowing in protest but stopped once they felt your hand on their head "See. It's not that bad you Crazy Cat" You said, walking towards the door.

You set the fluffy cat on the ground, and slipped your boots on. You stood back up, Nightmare climbing up you side and laying on your shoulders.

"Lets go Nightmare" You said, petting their head and heading out the door. You smiled, breathing in the fresh air. You closed the door behind you, locking it, and headed towards the center of town.

Walking along the path, Nightmare asleep on your shoulder, you waved and smiled at the people.

"Y/N!!" You heard someone yell. You turned your head to the side to see Tubbo running towards you with a big smile.

"Hey Tubs!" You said back, ruffling the boys hair, being mindful of his horns. Tubbo just giggled, playfully smacking your hand away.

"Stop it! Anyways! Do you think I could talk with you? We haven't talked in so long!" The boy said, bouncing on his feet.

"Bubs! We talked yesterday!" You laughed, smiling at him

"I know! But it feels like we haven't talked in forever~" He whined, pouting at the taller person. You just chuckled and waved him to follow you.

"Alright!!" He said excitedly, running to catch up to you.

You just smiled, shaking your head at the boys excitement. You reached up and started petting the lazy cat around your shoulders, listening to the boy ramble.

You hummed, agreeing to whatever the boy next to you was saying.

"This is my stop" You said, nodding towards Nikis Bakery.

"Awww~ I wanted to talk to you more~" He pouted, crossing his arms and stomping.

"Oh hush you baby! We'll talk tomorrow!" You said, ruffling his hair again

"Promise?" He said, looking up at you with his big doe eyes

"Promise! We can even go to your house and hang out there!" You said, kissing his forehead

"ALRIGHT!! SEE YOU TOMORROW!" He yelled excitedly, running away, probably to go find Tommy.

You chuckled, shaking your head and walked towards Nikis Bakery.

You opened the door, the bell chiming above your head.

"Hello and Welcome-Y/N!" Niki said, running over to you and giving you a hug.

"Hello Sweets!" You chuckled, hugging her back.

Nightmare jumped off your shoulder and onto hers "Hello there Nightmare! How are you?" She asked, petting the Gender-Neutral cat, who just meowed back in response. Niki just giggled, watching as the cat jumped off her shoulder and towards the little corner she had made for them, it had a cat bed and some food and water.

She turned back towards you, eyes sparkling in excitement "What are you doing here? I didn't know you were coming over!!" She said, dragging you behind the counter.

"I thought I'd help you with baking today!" You said, letting her drag you.

"Really?! Alright!! What should we bake?" She said, stopping in the kitchen and turning around to look at you.

"Well I thought we could bake some Pumpkin Cookies!! Since it's almost fall!" You said, smiling at her.

"OMG! YES!!" She said excitedly, jumping around her kitchen and grabbing ingredients.

You chuckled and started gathering the pots/mixers/utensils/etc. for you guys. Setting the last of the stuff down next to Niki, who was rocking back and forth on her heels.

"What’s first Chef Niki?" You asked, smiling at the excited girl

"First! We have to preheat the oven to 350° F. and GRease the baking sheets!" She said, taking out the baking sheets.

"Alright! I'll preheat the oven!" You said, walking over to the oven and preheating it, then heading back over to Niki.

"Okay! Now we're going to combine 2 1/2 cups of flour, 1 teaspoon of baking soda, 1 teaspoon of baking powder, 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, 1/2 teaspoon of nutmeg and 1/2 teaspoon of salt!" She said, taking out all the ingredients excitedly.

"That's...A lot...." You said, sweat dropping at all the stuff in front of her.

"Well Duh! They're P u m p k i n" She said, looking at you with a 'Duh' face.

"Right right" You said, bringing your hands up in defence.

She just giggled, turned back to the ingredients and started putting them in. You smiled, dropping your hands to your side and walking to her side. You watched as she carefully put in the dry ingredients in the medium sized bowl.

You then smirked and walked behind her. You then carefully wrapped your arms around her waist and-

"AAAA! Y/N!" She screamed, dropping the teaspoonful of baking powder onto the floor. You laughed, spinning in a circle while gripping onto Niki.

"PUT ME DOWN!!" She yelled, gripping onto your arms and laughing.

You laughed and put her down gently. She quickly turned to you and jumped at you, wrapping her arms around your neck and legs around your waist.

"WHOA!" You said, wrapping our arms around her waist so she wouldn't fall. Niki giggled into your neck, hugging you tighter. You just smiled, hugging her back just as tight.

She jumped off of you "Come on! Let's continue baking you trouble maker!" She said giggling and heading back to the ingredients. You just chuckled, shook your head, and walked back towards Niki.

After you guys finished with the dry ingredients, Niki pulled out a large mixing bowl "Okay! Now we need 1 1/2 cup of sugar and a stick of butter!" She said, taking out the sugar while you softened the butter.

You dumped the two ingredients in the bowl and set it on the mixer, turned on the mixer, and then started blending it.

"What next Niki?" You asked, watching as she got out some beat pumpkin (Pumpkin paste? Idk-), a large egg, and vanilla extract.

"We need to add a cup of beaten pumpkin (Or pumpkin paste-), 1 large egg, and 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract!" She said, handing you the egg while putting in the pumpkin.

"You got it!" You said, carefully cracking the egg into the mixing pull, as to not get any eggshells in. You walked past Niki, who was now putting in the vanilla extract, and over to the sink to put the eggshell in.

You then washed your hands of the egg and small shells, dried them off, and then walked back over to Niki.

"Now we have to slowly add the flower mixture in!" She said, grabbing the medium sized bowl and slowly dumping it in. Once she finished she handed you the bowl.

"Go put it in the sink pls!" She asked, smiling at me as she got out some spoons.

"Yes Ma'am!" You fake saluted, making her giggle, and walked over to the sink, carefully setting the bowl down.

You walked back over to Niki, wiping the imaginary dust of your sweater "Is it ready?" You asked, hugging the smaller girl from behind.

"Yup! Now we just have to scoop it on the cooking sheets!" She said, handing you a spoon to help her.

You two started scooping the cookie dough onto the sheets, making them a medium size. Once you finished filling up the cookie sheets, you put them in the oven for 15-18 minutes.

"Lets clean up a bit and then get working on the drizzle!" She said, dragging you over to the sink to clean the dirty dishes you guys used.

You just chuckled and rolled up your sleeves, turned on the water, and started cleaning. You grabbed the soap and started to clean the medium and large sized bowl, Niki putting more dirt dishes in the sink.

The oven dinged, signaling that the cookies were done.

"I'll get the cookies out and put them on a cooling rack (?)" Niki said, taking out some cooling racks and setting them up.

"Okay!" I said, finishing the last dirty dish as Niki took out some oven mitts and carefully took out the cookies. She then carefully took the cookies off of the pan, with a spatula, and set them on the racks.

You turned off the faucet, dried your hands on a towel, and pulled down your sleeves walking over to Niki, who has now finished putting the last of the cookies on the racks.

"There! Now we just have to wait for them to cool and make the glaze!" She said, taking off her oven mitts and setting them down. She headed over to the coupards and pulled out a small bowl and some ingredients.

"Okay! We need to add 2 cups of sifted powdered sugar, 3 tablespoons of milk, 1 tablespoons of melted butter, and 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract!" She said, adding all the ingredients in while you watched.

You looked over to the cookies, then back to Niki, who was manually mixing the glaze, then back over to the cookies. You started quietly walking over to them, and took one.

It was warm, not too warm, but the right amount. You brought it up to your mouth and

"NO!" Niki screamed, snatching the cookie from you and setting it back on the rack

"You have to wait Y/N!" Niki scolded you like a mother would her child.

"Sorry! But they look so good!!" You whined, pouting at her.

She just sighed, grabbing your arm, and pulling you over to the glaze she finished.

"You can help me drizzle the drizzle over the cookies! And then you can have one!" She said, handing you a spoon, put some cookies on two plates,and set one in front of you, the other in front of her.

"All you have to do is put some drizzle on the spoon and drizzle a bit over the cookies!" She said, showing you how to do it.

"Okay!" You said, copying her actions and drizzling some drizzle over the cookies.

You two continued drizzling some stuff over the cookies until they were all covered in drizzle.

"There! Now you can have one!" Niki said, putting the two spoons and bowl in the sink and started washing them.

"ALRIGHT!!" You cheered, picking up one of the cookies and biting into it.

"Hmmm!" You hummed in delight

"These are so good!" You said, shoving the rest of the cookie in your mouth, making Niki giggle.

Nightmare walked into the kitchen, curious of the noise that was coming from the place. The cat saw Niki giggling next to you and You shoving another cookie in your mouth, crumbs getting on your face and clothes. Walking towards their owner, the cat pawed at your leg.

"Hmmm" You hummed, looking down at the cat

"Hey Nightmare" You greeted the cat with a smile, leaned down and picked them up.

You giggled, Nightmare licking the crumbs off your face.

"It seems Nightmare likes the cookies as well!" Niki said giggling, petting the fluffy cats head, making the cat purr and lean into her hand.

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I'm the cat Hehe-

ANYWAYS!!

Hope you guys like it! It took so long to write and edit!!

I'm not super proud of it but it's good for my first fic!!

Taglist: @meliancries @dawnfallx @forefinn @angstyx @pastelpeaxch

[amenomiko]

If the IkeRev Guys Sleep Talk be Like

Red Army

Lancelot: N..No.. Not the needle. No..! Please no..! That is too big! Too BIG 😭😭😭!!

MC: There there, Lancelot. Shhh.. *Pat him to sleep*

Lancelot: 😭😭😭... (= q =) Zz... *chuckle all of a sudden* Aaaah milk gummies.. Alice's size of milk gummies.. *Drools*

MC: ಠ_ಠ It's unfair how you eat it without sharing.

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Jonah: Yes.. Yes.. Luka! Finally you say you love your brother 😭😭😭😭 Luka I'm so happyyyy ahsjsjksksf 😭😭😭😭😭

MC: Oh not again. *Wipes his tears.*

Jonah: 😭😭😭😭... Ahsjdjskf MC why can't you just agree that you will become my mille-feuille ajsjshskdkf

MC: ಠ_ಠ I'm not a food you cannibal queen.

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Edgar: Hmm. Hmm.. Hmhmhmhm

MC: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ

Edgar: Hmhmhmhm...

MC: ...I don't wanna know.

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Zero: =.= zzzz... sh- sh--..

MC: O3O? Zero..? Are you awake?

Zero: =.=... *eyes shot OPEN and sings* OAO Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows~~ Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when MC and I are together~~~ *plops back to sleep* = q = zzzzzz...

MC: ....DAMN IT. SHOULD'VE RECORDED THAT OAO!

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Kyle: =A= Zzzzz..... agshshskdf yesh sjsjskskf MC ahsjdjskkdf *snort* ahsjjdkdkff bath in that beer..bkskskskff yesssshhh

MC: How do you even drink if I bath in it?

Kyle: *The-sleep-talk-but-I-will-respond type* ....straw *groans* jasjksksksf

MC: *DYING FROM LAUGHTER* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Black Army

Ray: Ah.. Yes.. MC.. Yes..

MC: *Blushes* H-Hey- Ray..? Hey--

Ray: Yes.. MC.. Let's live in a mansion of cats.. Omg yesss.....Zzzzzz

MC: .....Oh (´。＿。｀).

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Sirius: *Grunts* ahsjjsksksf You.. You...

MC: OAO Sirius..? Are you awa-

Sirius: *EYES SHOT OPEN AND SHOUTED* I'M NOT OLD DAMMIT!!! *Plops back and sleeps* Zzzzz

MC: *MAJOR HEART PALPITATIONS* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Luka: Zzz...mmmnn.. Zzzz... MC...

MC: Hehehehe he is so cute ❤

Luka: I want to.. Ajsjskf mmnn... Kick that stupid silver piece of poo poo off the cliff.. So don't.. *sigh* stop me.. Jahshsjsjf

MC: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ...

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Fenrir: Zzzzz.... *sigh* pewpewpewpew...

MC: (ㆁᴗㆁ✿) wat

Fenrir: Zzzzzzz..... *sigh* pewpewpewpewpew... How's that yew stoopid..bajsjskskf Zzzzz...bangpewbangpew...Zzzzzz

MC: *DYING FROM LAUGHTER +1* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Seth: Ahshdjskskf hmmmnnn.. MC... *sigh* Maybe...MC... Maybe...

MC: O3O what-

Seth: Maybe it's... *Sit up with eyes closed and flip his hair* Sethbelline. *Plops back down* Zzzzz....

MC: You are doing Loreal commercial, Seth. Not Maybelline ಠ_ಠ.

Others

Harr: Hhhmmnghh.. MC....

MC: Ah.. He is sleep talking.

Harr: Yes.. But.. *sigh* That's too much fish, Loki.. What if MC didn't get the best nutrition for her.. Ajskskf...her... B-boo-boobs-- *Suddenly have a nosebleed* Uhhh

(X////A////X)

MC: WHAT THE FISH--

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Loki: MC... MC please don't leave me.. MC.. 😭😭😭😭😭

MC: Awww Loki.. There there...

Loki: I will be a good kitty 😭😭😭😭 Meow meow meow ฅ(＾=ω=＾ฅ) Zzz....

MC: *Contemplating if she wants to french kiss him in his sleep or not*

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Oliver: N-No..how could you.. how could you.. 😭😭😭😭..

MC: Oliver? Hey- are you okay? There there-

Oliver: *Suddenly sits up and shouts* U DAMN CARROT HEAD HOW DARE U STIR A TEA WITH THAT *BEEP BEEP* I'M GONNA WRECK UR BUNNY HOLE U *BEEEEP*

୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨!!!! ....Zzzz =____=.... *Sleeps while still sitting + mumble mumble of curse words*

MC: If my boobs can be plucked off from massive shock, I will be SO flat now 😭.

A/N: There's no Blanc. Not familiar with him yet. 🤣

[yuujispinkhair]

omg hello!! i just read the first chapter to your college au yuji fic and its so cutee. my heart clenched when yuji began to doubt his looks and thinks that hes just there for comic relief, nooo yuji we love you for you, you're amazing :((!!! i also loved the fact that you made megumis and yujis relationship so sweet!

and the way you started the second chapter?? yuji asking what dog breed he is?? i was like man he is down bad isn't he T-T, he is such a cute dumass >:(( oh and the way megumi says please DON'T when yuji asks if he should take advice from him, i cried.

Please don’t. Hey, why don’t you ask Inumaki?” “Bro… He’s literally not talking.” PLEASEE T-T

"to seduce you, I would have to send you a whole dissertation about the effects of fiction on historical events or some shit like that. Do I make you horny when I talk like that" Tell him yuji!, id fall for u if u send me those lines!!! your writing made me feel something and im otherwise a usually dead person lmaooo, its so adorable i hope the reader realizes their true feelings for yuji and they get together asap bc i cant stand watching our cute-cumber yuji hurt anymore :')eventho im a sucker for a slow burn asjhsahdbj if its okay with you can you please add me to your taglist for the upcoming chapters and other yuji fics of yours, i would love to read more of your works! its amazing!<33

im so sorry if this is all over the place, im pretty sure i wanted to say more but i forgot considering my memory is worse than that of a 90 y.o . hehee thank you so much for writing such a cute series, i can't wait for more!!

Awww thank you so much for your kind words!! I had tears in my eyes when I read this! It means so much to me that my writing can make you feel something!

Yuuji is really such a cute dumbass in that series ahahhaah. I was grinning so much while writing it! I want to hug that sweet idiot and tell him that he is such a perfect guy, and almost everyone around him has a crush on him, but he's just too oblivious to notice it. Let's hope that reader will realize sweet Yuuji could be more than a friend!! :)

Of course, I'll add you to the Yuuji tag list!! Thank you so much for reading the College AU and for taking the time to send me this sweet ask! I was a mess today because I'm about to finish my current series, and it breaks my heart because I don't want to let go. So it helped me a lot to get your ask because it makes me look forward to continuing writing the College AU! Thank you!!

[deji-ato]

My Reactions and Thoughts to the Starry Line Special Live (from what i could remember)

(Long post ahead!)

Voice Drama 1:

“Ahhhhhh Banri!!! He’s back from the hospital!!”

“he’s a TEnSAi after all”

“oh????!!! a minilive?? thats so cute wtf”

Stage Performance (part 1):

“OH!!! they’re wearing their crossing live outfits!!”

“It’s the opening the opening the opening—“

“Aight Steady goes!!”

*insert surprised scream here* “AAAA THE NARUTO OPENING, WHICH MEANS THERES GONNA BE COVERSS”

“Right here, right now! BanG!”

Masa: On bass, *camera pans to Mae playing*

Me: MELISSAAAAAAA

“Oh lord here comes the long high note—“

“He held that note for FIFTEEN SECONDS, AND CONTINUED ON. HOW???”

“Oh!!! Bleach opening!! (Ngl I forgot they covered that song, which is sad cuz I didn’t remember DEEP VOICE MORISHII)”

Guitar riffs of Ryuuseiu is played vaguely, cue me scratching my head wondering what song it is (and thanks to Argocord for somehow recognizing it which promptly led to me losing my shit and feeling emotional the whole song)

“RYUUSEIUUUU”

“The ending!!! Of the anime!!!”

“KIMI TO, NANTO”

Voice Drama 2:

“NAYUTA?????”

“Oh no Ren skcbabajbc, he sounded like he choked on something”

“YOOOOO NAYUTA COMING IN TO COVER REN”

Stage Performance (part 2):

“OHHH OGAJINN!!!”

Ogajin walks up to the stage looking uninterested af

“He’s so in character HAHAHAHA”

“OHHH READY STEADY??? READY STEADY!!!”

“WHY are the holes in the pants of his knees so big???”

“Man he’s just straight up vibing to the music, and honestly? Same tbh”

Stage shows both Masa and Ogajin, separated by A GLASS WALL RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE

I literally lost my shit when I saw that

Which led me to think “Oh Starting Over???”

Cue Masa singing loudly into the mic like it’s nobody’s business with “SAA IKOUZE”

“STAND UP! HASHIRE! Nande demo starting over!!” (I still love how Ogajin sings this part)

“Only you can do it! Do it! Go for it sa do it! Do it now!

Throughout the performance I kept thinking bout how good Ogajin sings in his live performances??? Like holy shit he sounds so much like the studio version that it’s scary

Ogajin: Karma.

Me: OHHH!!!!! YOOOOO WHAT???!!!! THE KARMA???? THE SAME ONE FROM GARUPA????

Also I just wanna mention that whoever did the lighting deserves a raise, like damn it’s rlly good

Aaaaaa I honestly rlly love how much Masa and Ogajin’s voices mix so well together!!

THEYRE REACHING OUT TO EACH OTHER, but the glass wall is separating them lmao (undoubtedly one of the highlights of the live tbh)

But yeah the image above might also be playing into the hand symbolism Ren and Nayuta has goin on?? They’ve been showing this A LOT in their MVs

Ogajin: *makes brief eye contact with Masa before walking off the stage immediately after the song ends*

Masa: *acting as Ren, looking towards Ogajin walking off* ...Nayuta-kun??

Me: Wow he rlly just left the stage like that skfnekwkgnn

Voice Drama 3:

“Nayuta rlly walked off the whole restaurant, what a mood”

Ren shows his gratitude to Nayuta by thanking him, Nayuta kinda just responds with “it’s nothin much” or like he’s brushing it off

Idk I’m just rlly happy that we see more of them interacting after the anime ended

Also there was some Wataren crumbs?? Like barely

ok so idk where exactly this happens during the live but

Ren says some stuff like “Welcome home, Banri!”

And Banri replies with “I’m back!” like “Tadaima!”

And i honestly just broke down then and there, like i WEEPED when he said that AAAAAAA ILY SM BANRIII 💖💖💖

Stage Performance (part 3):

“AGAINNNN AHHHHHH”

“OH the cameraman is tryin to show the performance like the anime thru Banri’s POV??? I love that omg” (give this guy a raise too tbh)

Cameras kept switching back and forth between the guy on stage and the ones around the stage (ofc it looked a bit funny since everyone was basically facing the cameraman like he was Banri lol)

The whole band sang the “yeah yeah yeah, whoa yeah yeah yeah” part of Goal Line to start it off (they wanted us the audience to sing along as well which was vry cute)

Cameras tried to follow the same angles as the anime (the one where they perform at DesFes) which I found rlly cool

“AHAAAA STARRY LINE, OF COURSE, this whole live was named after this song after all”

And then I basically vibed to the rest of the song cuz it’s such a special song

“Oh they’re leaving, come back! Skfngng”

The lights were off at the stage for like 5-10 minutes?? AND THEN THEY CAME BACK WEARING THE STARRY LINE MERCH (including Ogajin ofc since this was now the encore)

Encore:

they asked the audience to choose a song for them to play, and turns out Starting Over was the most popular one! (ngl i wanted Pray but i understand that ppl wanted to hear more of Ogajin)

So then they played Starting Over, except that it was VERY OOC (but still fun nonetheless!)

“OHHH WAIT WAIT WAIT”

“ARE BOTH OGAJIN AND HYUUSUKE SINGING THEIR PARTS OF THE SONG TOGETHER????? HOLY SHIT-”

and if u thought that Ogajin was vibing before, then think again cuz this man was straight up jamming out on stage whilst still keepin the nayuta voice

After that, Ogajin left the stage, and Mae tried to keep him from leaving lol

“oh there he goes”

“VOICE???? VOICEEEEEE”

“KANSEI WO, AGERO”

OH OMG they all sang it in acapella form at first, then slowly led into the song with the instruments, I remember freakin out over this tbh

“ARE YOU DREAMING? YES! WE ARE THE ONE! BANG!”

OH they also tried to do the same camera angles like the anime?? that was cool

“OH NOO WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MAE’S MIC?? IT GOT CUT OFF OH NO”

you couldn’t hear Wataru’s line so it was just instrumentals until Ren’s part came along

“OH thank goodness they fixed Mae’s mic, whew”

“CALLING, CALL DREAMING WORLD! CALLING, CALL YOUUUU”

...and then they went offstage!

i could prob ramble more about the backstage session, but i wasn’t there in the first half of the free session haha

and from what i’ve seen of someone’s live tweeting of the paid one, it seems that it was pretty emotional! (since it was directed towards Masa’s birthday, and they ended up tearing up?? awww)

[ravenofthefandoms]

Here are my thoughts on S8E2!

REAL QUICK THO AN ANGRY REMINDER

If you’re gonna post about an episode after watching the leak TAG UR SHIT I saw way too many spoilers and literally two hours before it aired. If you can’t tag ur shit then don’t post at all until it’s over. At least then most people have seen it. If you don’t tag ur shit then ur legally an asshole so be careful

ANYWAYS Thoughts from S8E2:

- Hi yeah did Dany kinda forget that her dad was the Mad King or is she just gonna act like she’s the only one with the right to want Jaime dead?

- Also I love how she’s like “your sister lied to me wut you gonna do about it”

- She needs to step oFF of Tyrion

- I hope Jaime really does slit Dany’s throat tbh how great would that be

- Bran is great fuckin hilarious

- YAS BRIENNE DEFEND YO MANZ

- God I love Sansa so freaking much 😭 she actually values her advisors opinions unlike another queen I know

- I love how Dany expects Jon to be like “yeah babe whatever you want” and then he’s like “nah Sansa’s right”

- Grey Worm I love you but you’re not intimidating buddy I’m sorry

- Jonno does a 10/10 walkout

- Tyrion you don’t deserve this work environment abuse go give your wisdom to someone else who deserves it

- Mmmmmmm Gendry what a man

- “It’s strong enough” what ur dick?

- “What do they smell like?” What kinda question is that wtf

- PSA: sharp objects handled by Arya Stark turn on Gendry pass it on

- Arya Stark, Queen of BDE

- Fuck yes I love this Bran and Jaime reunion

- Bran is like it’s chill tbh it’s like a good thing that you pushed me out the window and made me a cripple cuz now we’re here and I’m a magical motherfucker

- Bran is the most understanding person ever after he became the Three Eyed Raven

- “She’s your new queen too” mmm no

- Actually, contrary to popular belief Tyrion, it’s not hard to blame her

- Tyrion is both smart and a dumbass at the same time how the fuck

- Jaime’s like a dog who just heard a squirrel like “????brienne?????”

- Podrick isn’t a boy anymore HE IS MY MANZ AND HUSBAND AND HOLY FUCK HE GOT HOT SO FAST LIKE THE LIGHT FACIAL HAIR? WET. SWORD FIGHTING SKILLS? WET.

- Awww Brienne and Jaime are like the awkward high schoolers who have a thing for each other

- Why does Jorah still call her Khaleesi

- I’m glad Jorah isn’t a dumb bitch. Like he literally betrayed Dany to her brother’s killer and she still forgave him but Tyrion decides to trust his sister for once??? Nope he fucked up too bad not trustworthy

- Uhhh the position wasn’t Jorah’s to be stolen

- This scene is proof that Daensa will never happen and I am glad for it

- “I wish I could have that kind of faith in my advisors” uhh??? Maybe get some new advisors then??? You should trust them??? That’s why they’re your advisors????

- PREACH SANSA CLAPBACK ON THAT BITCH BEING A HYPOCRITE

- Uh no a) the northerners accept Sansa pretty well they actually like her and b) you’re not doing a damn good job of it dumb bitch

- Uh the family that destroyed Sansa was your family dumb bitch

- Is this bitch really making the excuse that she was manipulated?¿?

- This bitch big stupid

- This scene literally reminds me of high school like Dany literally reminds me of those fake ass bitches who were sickly sweet just to get what they want from me like wtf Dany is so obviously fake that it makes me cringe

- BREAKER OF CHAINS MY ASS THE NORTH BROKE THEIR OWN CHAINS AND NOW YOU WANNA PUT THEM BACK ON DUMB BITCH EHHA (read that ehha as Cardi B)

- THEOOOOOOON YAS

- I love how he just ignores Dany and is like SANSA I WANNA SERVE U BB

- Suddenly I ship Theonsa

- This Theonsa hug is all I have ever needed in life

- Isn’t that the thief from Merlin?

- I love that little Irish girl who’s like “imma fight give me a sword” like is this Arya 2.0??

- I heart Gilly

- “I’ll defend the crypt then” YES YOU WILL LIL HUNNY YOU’LL DO A DAMN GOOD JOB OF IT TOO

- EDDAAAAAAAY AND TORMUND YAS MY FAVE BITCHES

- Tormund is like surprise bitch you getta hug me first

- Beric is basically that cool as fuck and chill as hell uncle

- “The big woman”

- We love a Jon Snow pep talk

- Bran is like “hi yeah I’d like to be uhhh bait”

- Damn Samwell you didn’t have to flex on us like that with that deep thinking aight

- YES THEON REDEMPTION ARC AS FUCK

- Noooooo let Tyrion fight you ain’t his boss bitch (I mean you are but)

- Need it for what? Taking over the north?

- “No one’s ever tried” hehe I’m in danger

- Stark fam looking badass as fuck

- Walkout #2 isn’t as smooth but still acceptable

- “It’s a long story” bitch I got time start talking

- I CACKLED when those girls walked away from Missandei like I felt bad but that was just such a “you can’t sit with us” moment

- CAN GREY WORM AND MISSANDEI JUST GO TO NARTH AND STAY THERE FOREVER AND GROW OLD TOGETHER PLEASE

- WE WILL PROTECT YOU IM CRYINGGGGG

- Ghost is that you homie????

- Awww the Nights Watch reunion made me tear up a lil

- Sam’s like “I AINT NO BITCH I KILLED A WHITE WALKER KILLED A THENN AND STOLE BOOKS FROM THE CITADEL IM THE BADDEST BITCH AROUND”

- I love this banter with my whole entire heart

- i miss grenn and pyp so much I’m crying grenn was my pre-Pod husband

- I love Lannister brother moments so much they are so pure

- Oprah is handing out redemption arcs left and right wOw

- PODRICK HE IS A MAN NOW HE IS MY HUSBAND HE IS JUST SO SEXY NOW

- CACKLINGGGGG “half a cup” pours in half the wine jug

- What a squad

- TORMUND MAKES ME LAUGH SO FUCKIN MUCH

- He’s the awkward kid who tells weird stories and then does weird shit

- “Kingslayer get it right” - Jaime on the inside

- Everyone just has a “wtf” look on their face and I’m dying

- I. AM. CACKLING. AT. TORMUND. SEND HELP

- I fucking love Sandor with my entire heart and soul

- “I fought for you didn’t I?” Touche you got her there

- *sandor doesn’t get to sit by himself* fINE WHY DOESNT THE WHOLE FUCKING NORTH COME SIT BY ME TOO HUH IF YOU ALL WANT TO. CROWD. ME HUH???

- “I’m not gonna sit with you old shits I’m gonna go fuck a bull I mean uhhhhh I gotta go ”

- Arya being lowkey jealous makes me cackle like a witch

- “Is that your first time?” “Well yeah Arya I don’t put leeches all over my dick every time I get home wtf”

- YES ARYA GET THAT DICK HUNTY YASS RIDE HIM TO STORMS END HUNTY YAAAAAAS

- ARYA IS DOM AND GENDRY IS SUB PASS IT ON

- Arya having her first time be CONSENSUAL and with someone she loves makes me happy as fUCK

- GENDRY IS THE PUREST MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR (only after Pod though)

- All I want at this point in my life is for Podrick to hold me in his big strong arms like I just wanna cuddle him fUCK

- “Not a Ser?? Why the fuck not get outta here with that bullshit”

- “I never wanted to be a knight” Podrick: I call bULLSHIT

- Tormund is supportive of Brienne even when she’s dating another guy he doesn’t even care

- WE WAITED SO LONG FOR BRIENNE AND JAIME TO HAVE A ROMANTIC AND INTIMATE MOMENT AND WE GOT AND BRIENNE EVEN GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES OUT OF IT

- Podrick is Brienne’s proud son I am living for it

- BRIENNE’S SMILE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS THING ON THIS WHOLE ENTIRE EARTH IT MUST BE PROTECTED

- Honestly Tormund just wants to see Brienne happy and successful and tbh I don’t think he would care if that meant that she was with Jaime

- I stg if anything happens to babygirl Lyanna i will throw fists she looks like such a little bad ass in her armor omg she’s adorable

- Yeah Jorah you don’t gotta wield it in Randals memory he was kind of an asshole

- Can Podrick sing me to sleep every night please holy fUCK

- Theonsa? Check. Gendrya? Check. Grey Worm and Missandei? Check. Podrick making my whole self thirsty for him? Check.

- Uhhh Daenerys are you not gonna be concerned that you were idk fuckin your nephew or maybe that you aren’t the last Targaryen???? Maybe something important like that not the Iron fucking Throne???

- This bitch really thinks that Bran and Sam were lying hAh she drank a lot of dumb bitch juice this episode

- Daenerys is like those anti-vaxxers or flat earthers who refuse to see the facts

- Fun fact: episode 3 is going to tear out my heart and soul, put them in a blender, and then fucken shook it until it exploded like a coke with a mento in it

- I read somewhere that said something to the effect of characters who don’t learn from the past are doomed to repeat it and that sounds like Dany w/ the Mad King to me rn

- Honestly every time Dany talked in this episode I got pissed off so that’s not good

- People be like “aw this episode was so boring” like bITCH ARE YALL MISSING THESE GREAT DOMESTIC MOMENTS?? GAME OF THRONES ISNT ALL STABBY AND SHIT IT CAN BE NICE FOR ONCE

- This episode made my heart full and I’m going to cry

- Ummmmm in case y’all haven’t seen in Dan Portman (Podrick) posted on his Instagram and it may or may not be a spoiler and if it is then I’ll kill myself

[undeadwicchan]

Rewatching RWBY: Volume 1, Episodes 6-10 [Live Blog]

The second half of Volume 1, and yes if you combine the parts. Volume 1 is actually only 10 episodes long.

[Episode 6]

I know it’s first volume and the budget isn’t as big as it is now, but Ruby’s arms in her uniform are unusually long.

Blake is actually somewhat OOC during the ‘Banzai’ then again, Blake is one of Miles’s hardest characters to write and it’s Volume 1 so…

Omg that Achievement Hunter poster

It’s always the quiet ones hehe.

I don’t understand why Ruby would cut the curtain to this very day unless it was an accident.

Weiss is womanlet compared to Yang omg.

Oh right, JNPR’s room is right across from RWBY’s!

“Remember when STRQ was late to class? Good times”

Okay so who is that guy with the black hair and green shirt?!

Also hello Port!

Yeah just yell at Ruby while Yang and Blake were cheering too lmao.

“Sheesh what’s with her,” tell me about it.

“Ozpin made a mistake” Oh hell no.

“My ‘Ruby is having a conflict with herself or with someone’ senses are tingling” - Ozpin, probably.

I love Ryan voicing Port omg.

“I have made more mistakes than any man, woman, and child on this planet” can we talk about how tired and sad Ozma sounds here? Yes, I strongly believe that this is Ozma in control talking to Ruby.

Boy I wonder how that opinion that Port has of Ozpin is going to change now…

You tell her Port.

Yeah, you see Weiss. Ruby is working very hard. Baby girl is doing her best and that’s all that matters. ;v;

HHHhhhhh Weiss is so sweet omg

And now it’s time for probably  the most skipped on and criticized arc in the series. Jaundice.

[Episode 7]

Now isn’t that some alluding regarding the characters they’re based off of.

So it’s been a considerable amount of weeks and a few months before the Vytal Festival kinda sorta starts. Interesting.

Omg Ren’s and Nora’s story telling.

Ruby and Pyrrha are on the same wavelength regarding their concern for Jaune

I WILL 1v4 YOU TEAM CRDL IF YOU CONTINUE TO BULLY VELVET.

Oh my god, I know it’s for comedy relief but, that’s kinda messed up Cardin would send Jaune trapped in a locker flying.

Cardin. You. Me. 1v1 now. You dare hurt the Bun?! Speaking of, I know Velvet’s teammates designs aren’t completed, but they would kick Cardin and his team’s ass.

“It must be hard to be a faunus” Yeah… Looking at how shitty society treated Adam and Ilia, it is not much of a brainer.

OOBLECK!

Aw poor baby is so hesitant to speak out about the discrimination she faced as a faunus :c

C’mon Jaune….

Oh man, Adam would just… have a field day with the way Cardin would show his disgust over the faunus .

YES BLAKE. GO PYRRHA. TEAR THAT MAN APART AND DRAG HIM

I wish I had a teacher like Oobleck back during my days of High School.

“You know, I really will break his legs” please do Pyrrha.

...F...Forever Fall is that you I hear? ;v;

I’m sorry guys, but the lyric version of Forever Fall messed me up so much, that if I hear it I start to tear up a bit…

Pyrrha deserves the world god damn it.

This arc does give some perspective on Jaune’s character and how he can grow. I actually love the Jaunedice arc.

SCREW OFF CARDIN.

[Episode 8]

I can’t even blame Pyrrha for being mad and disappointed with Jaune here.

I love this moment between Ruby and Jaune, they’re very supportive of each other and I really like they let each other lean on the other’s shoulder if needed to be. Lancaster man…

C’mon Jaune…

Okay. So we got a tease of Forever Fall in Maya via Adam and Blake shorts but, I really hope we see the forest again!

Pfftttt Nora.

How did Glynda not notice that box of wasps?

You hurt Pyrrha. I hurt you.

Don’t do it….

Yeah Jaune!

Oh no Jaune!

LMAO

Oh because I’m watching on the blu-ray it contains the bonus scene of Nora stealing Pyrrha’s collected sap.

YEAH JAUNE!

Cardin deserved that one.

“Time to save the boyfriend.”  - Pyrrha and Ruby, probably.

Go Jaune, go!

I’ll give Cardin this. He actually does keep Jaune’s secret a secret.

*cries internally* God damn Forever Fall…

Ah, there’s that smile from Pyrrha.

And so begins Jaune’s training arc.

[Episode 9]

Alright the Vytal Festival is coming!

Weiss being excited is so precious.

And so begins the Blake vs Weiss arc.

That’s racist, Weiss.

S U N. MY SUNNY BOI.

I miss him having gray eyes omg.

Okay so, Sun winked at Blake. An angelic choir suddenly starts playing and it makes it seem like Sun is introduced as Blake’s future love interest.

Blake looks like he took her breath away or just confused or both.

P E N N Y. MY BABY GIRL.

FRIEND.

Asdfghjkl I miss Penny omg. ;v;

“It’s a combat skirt” iconic.

Where did she find the time to draw that picture of Sun lmao

God damn it Weiss. That’s rude af.

I can feel the discomfort from here too…

“There’s no such thing as pure evil,” now if only a certain part of the FNDM can be aware of that….

Weiss’s anger is valid, but she shouldn’t be generalizing all faunus with the same mind set like that….

Damn, Adam managed to steal an entire train worth of dust even after Blake left all on his own?

Speaking of Adam, he indirectly caused Weiss to have a difficult childhood, I hope people remember that.

“Well maybe we were just tired of being pushed around!” How many do you want to bet Adam said the same thing…

I always wondered if there was a connection between the Faunus and the Grimm….

Awww Volume 1’s purple ears.

And so the S.S. Blacksun sails.

Jfc Weiss

In the manga it’s only been a like not even a full day, but here it’s been two days that Sun has been with Blake.

[Episode 10]

Sun’s disgust over the White Fang is interesting tbh like did he ever encounter them in Vacuo or Mistral?

The only time you see Blake with brown hair.

Okay so… the silhouette on the right…. That looks… an awfully a lot like Adam if you get rid of that tail…

Ffs Weiss….

That slow realization lmao.

What great teammates they are lmao

Sun is great here, he tries to help whenever he can.

Yang is still thinking about Weiss’s words, “Is she innocent?” “She’s our teammate we have to at least talk to her…”

Some nice insight….

Touche.

Yikes, Roman is pretty racist towards them too.

Battle time!!

Man Roman’s dialogue is so witty I love it.

GUN CHUCKS. GUN CHUCKS.

Sun has one of the best fighting styles, but I imagine it’s a pain in the ass to animate it though.

“You hurt my friend, now you’ll pay”

Get em’ Penny!!

Rip those members of the White Fang. Seriously how does Adam manage to bullshit his way into making them help Roman still after this.

“Kinda cute” Bless Ruby

Weiss get some off screen development

And Blake… finally is starting to get her wings… *cries*

How is Ozpin is getting that kind of live feed?

Wings plays and the credits roll for this volume…

But wait there’s more!

Volume 1 Mercury and Emerald look wack. I’m glad they look so much better in Volume 2!

And that’s Volume 1, and now onto Volume 2…. Where the bees start really buzzing since… I hardly could spot a thing for Yang and Blake except during their initiation in Volume 1 and Yang wanting to be understanding. In contrast to where Blake and Sun have established a friendship.  But, Volume 2 hoo boy… Buzz buzz.

Buzz.

[kyloxox]

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AN: this chapter sounded a lot better in my head but I hope you enjoy:)

“Hey could I ugh sit here?” Remus looked up to the voice who talked to him. As his eyes met yours he was a mess. “Cause you’re the only one in here that I kind of know and-“

“Yes.” He quickly said. He struggled to move his books and papers that were sitting on the the unoccupied seat. His hand slipped on one of his stacks of paper sending them flying threw the air. You kneeled down and grabbed a couple. Remus also kneeled down to pick up the rest. As he picked them up he looked at you. You looked up soon after catching his gaze you smiled at him.

As he started to stand up he hit his head on the table. You giggled a little but gave him a somewhat concerned expression. You rubbed his head where he hit it.

“Are you ok?” You moved your fingers away from his head and sat down.

“Ugh yea th-th-thanks.” He stuttered. “You’re friends with Lily right-right-t?” You smiled and nodded.

“And-and you’re friend with that boy who’s likes her?”

“It’s more like an obsession but yes.” You giggled and he smiled. God your laugh was the sweetest sound he’s heard his whole life. You both then started to study saying a few things to each other. You checked the clock and saw it was almost curfew.

“I think we should go.” You quietly said.

“What?” Remus said tearing his attention from his book. You pointed to the clock. He nodded and grabbed his two books he checked out. You then picked up your stack of eight books. You were obviously struggling as you both walked out of the library.

“I-I-Do you want me to help you with those?”

“Omg yes please. Thanks so much!” You said relieved. He grabbed the first four relieving your shoulders from the heavy weight. “You’re a prefect right?” He nodded.

“What’s it like? I mean you must be pretty smart and responsible to get the position.”

“It’s-it’s good.” He stuttered.

“Do you catch a lot of kids sneaking out.” He froze. He was afraid of saying something that would make him seem strict and unfun.

“Ugh yea s-s-sometimes.” You just looked forward and nodded your head “but usually I just let-let them off the hook-k.”

“That’s nice of you.” He just nodded his head blushing. Before he could say anything else you two were at the portrait hole saying the password to the fat lady.

You both walked in and went your separate ways to your dorms, leaving each other with a quick goodbye. Remus as he walked up the stairs felt his heart swell. Could his life get any better? No….well only if you were his girlfriend.

You continued to walk up the stairs tired from the day. You couldn’t help but feel this tingle in your body and your heart but you ignored and was soon distracted by the smell of something burnt. Before you could open the door Marlene and Marry rushed out. You caught a glimpse inside and saw a blown up caldron, obviously from messing up a potion.

“Seriously guys!” You walked into the room but quickly retreated out cause of the horrific smell “I leave for what three hours and you’ve managed to blow up our whole room!”

“Hey! It wasn’t the whole room!” You roll your eyes at Marlene’s comment. You turned to see Lily rush up the stairs.

“Well Professor Mcgonall said that she would have the house elves clean it up tonight, but she doesn’t want us to sleep in here so…….” Lily paused “I asked the boys and they said we could sleep in there room!” She squealed and so did Marlene and Mary. You just stood silent.

“Let’s go!” Mary called and Marlene both called and ran down the stairs and soon Lily ran after you dragging you along.

-

You both caught up with Marlene and Mary at the bottom of the stairs. You all rushed up the stairs together. Marlene barged into the dorm first and jumped into Sirius’s bed. The rest of you followed into the room. Mary shyly walked over to Peter a blush obviously on both of their cheeks.

“I will be sleeping with James and y/n….” she dragged you by your arm and turned you around from the way you were facing. As she turned you around, you stumbled and fell right into Remus’s bare chest. “you will share a bed with Remus!” She squealed walking over to James’s bed. Your hands were still on his chest while he put his hands on your waist.

You quickly panicked looking down at his bare chest. You stared at it for a split second but then looked at Remus who was staring at you still in your school skirt.

“Ugh-ugh do you need clothes-s?” He asked. “You can-n borrow something of mine-mine.”

“Umm I don’t-don’t want to trouble you-u.” You needed an excuse, afraid his clothes wouldn’t fit you.

“Are you sure-e?” He breathed as he saw the others going to sleep.

“Yes.” You stated and went over to the bed you assumed that was his since it was empty. You climbed to the other side of the bed making sure there was enough room for him. Remus soon came climbing into the other side.

“I’m sorry I-that we have to share a bed.” You quickly stated.

“It’s not that bad-d.” You furrowed your eyebrows.

“W-what?”

“I-ughhhh….nothing.” You brushed off the same feeling you felt earlier that night.

“I’m sorry.” You sat up “I shouldn’t sleep here, I’ll-I’ll just go on the couch downstairs.”

“No if you don’t want-want to share the bed I’ll sleep downstairs.” He firmly stated.

“No I-I can’t do that it’s your bed and I’m the one who needs somewhere to sleep and-“

“No I insist and-“

“No! I shouldn’t be sleeping here cause it’s your bed and you probably don’t want me to anyway.”

“Idowantyouhere.” He said it so fast you couldn’t even understand it.

“W-what?”

“I do want you here.”

“I-I-I-“

“Just please don’t say anything, I’ve-I’ve already made it awkward enough.” He said huffing.

“I-I-“ you then shut up, thinking about it. “It-t isn’t awkward.” That was the last thing you said turning your back to him. As you began to fall asleep a smile creeped onto your face and at the same time time Remus felt a smile grow on his face.

-

“Well would you look at that.” Sirius smirked at you and Remus. Some how over night you and Remus move closer together. Soon enough you had been laying your head on his chest, arms around his body and his arms around you.

“Awww they’re so cute!” Remus bolted awake at the sound of his friends.

“What are you two bloody doing-“ his face softened while looking at your clinging form. He smiled to himself thinking how it could always be like this if you were his girlfriend. You felt someone’s gaze on you so you opened your eyes.

You looked up at Remus, then down at your arms around him and then Sirius and James staring at you two. As you looked at the two they started to whistle and casually walk away from the bed. You quickly pulled away from Remus and whispered a sorry.

“It’s fine…..” Before Remus could say anything else you were already out the door leaving with embarrassment clearly all over your face.

[genderbinaryisforlosers]

*deep breath ready to spill all my thoughts on the finale*

*just screams*

okay but really my commentary is under the cut and i want you all to know that i cried my eyes out

"long-awaited finale" is right zach

oh no we're opening with a hera monologue

is the little girl pryce? the little girl is pryce

so pryce is much younger than cutter. i feel like that explains their dynamic a little

"it's so evil! and so planned!" dougery i love you

YEAH KEPLER PISS OFF

yes renée. just fucking leave. do it. please.

ok no but you gotta talk to the others about it properly my girl

"well that seemed... healthy..."

flaaashBACK flaaashBACK omg Day 1

ultraviolet angel douglas eiffel and his dumb cigarettes

destroy him daniel

eifflace feast!! theyre best friends

DO NOT ALCOHOL DOUG

good boy

awwwww my good kids

"do let it hit you on the way out" salty boi

"i'm not going anywhere" "yess" "nice!" "ughhh"

renée EVERYONE is joining are you kidding

"there's the minkowski i've been waiting on" "i knew she was in there somewhere"

"i'm starting to think these guys are my kind of stupid" I LOVE MY STUPID DEFECTOR SON

oooh more flashbacks. alanaaaaa awww

danny boyyyyy omg he was immediately ride-or-die for maxwell i'm love him

OH NO EIFFEL'S TALKING TO ANNE

HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AAAA (yeah fran you were right this reduced me to tears)

please hug, you two

"chin up, soldier"

MUSICAL NERDS AWWWW

...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

PLEASE RENÉE DON'T DO THIS

I WANT DOUGIE TO GET HOME AS MUCH AS THE NEXT LOSER BUT NO

HE CALLED HER R E N É E

SHE CALLED HIM D O U G

GOD DAMN YOU NO. RENÉE YOU NEED YOUR MISCHIEF SPECIALIST

he's in deep space a g a i n my poor boy

"it's very... us." "so reckless, dangerous, and practically guaranteed to fail?" "would you have it any other way commander?" "not in a million years hera"

awwww baby minkowki you nerd

hera is so cute!

B r a v e N e w W o r l d

eiffel's minkowski impression never fails to be hilarious

SURPRISE PARTY adladkdjksb

only bulletproof gays on this station

oh it's selberg hello doctor doom

lovelace's hephaestus got orientation? cushy

"i'm never going to be rid of you am i" LOL

noo dougie boy noo she just wanted to keep you safe

awww he's doing the imagination thing again

renée minkowski is a huge nerd and doug eiffel is her best nerd friend

i like to imagine that doug's process here was "what is the most unintentionally nerdy thing minkowski could set as her password" and then he went "ah yes, the roman name for Hephaestus, VULCAN"

a v i r u s

oh no. doug. dougie boy. d e c i m a

of course doug is the key. of course

CANNONBALL

eiffel i love you but that was most likely a huge mistake

oh no, hera has a Plan. all of her plans end in eiffel injury

post-episode note: oh god

"with my life, darlin" awwww

"you're gonna go do something stupid, aren't you?" "oh yeah"

yes isabel my love

"let's go get our idiot back" ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY

oh jacobi. hang in there buddy

aww bob rip. he's joining blessie in the star

“the pryce is right!” he's been waiting a while to use that pun

OH NO

YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS MEMORIES YOU BITCH LEAVE HIM ALONE

omg hera v pryce showdown in eiffel's brain

MINKOWSKI SHOT CUTTER. god bless

he can catch bullets are you FUCKING kidding

lmfao leuitenant commander renée minkowski just shoots her problems. it's the minkowski way

typing really, really fast

SHE HAS A HUMAN FORM AND ITS VERY NOT PRYCE

you can't take his memories. please. oh no. don't take annie from him.

please hera i believe in you but don't let pryce take anyone from doug

can't believe warren came through

his last act alive was to chug a whole bottle of scotch. which he just had on him. that's very kepler.

lovelace...?

SURPRISE!!

is jacobi...? :(

leave isabel alone. fuck you.

oh no she's so scared

OH

RENÉE

UHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRLS? YOU GOOD? ARE YOU GOOD???

leave. his. memories. alone.

gut shot. fuck. fucking gut shot. baby...

DID SHE JUST KICK HIM IN THE GUT DESPITE THE BLOOD POURING FROM HER ABDOMEN I LOVE HER

fight it isabel! yes! that's my girl!

and i feel minlace in this chilis tonight

D E S T R O Y E D

HARPOON MOTHERFUCKER

"nice" ajakdklfjs

"i'm just going to clip your wings a little" OOHHHHHHHHH YES REKT

big storm comin. brave new world.

EXCUSETH ME

DOUG YOU CAN'T

oh no. he's not gonna. remember. oh. no. oh no.

NO. NO NO NO.

…

r e n é e

…

oh jerkobi’s still alive!

“ignore him, he’s been insufferable” “ignore her, i’m wonderful”

HE’S LISTENING TO THE LOGS

oh dougie boy... you were more wonderful than you’ll ever know and you can be again, this love is eternal and will never die

“tell me you didn’t do all this just to win a bet” “totally worth it!” I LOVE HIM

she’s over the glitching!!! my girl!!!

“wanna find out together?” awwwww. brave new freakin world

*deep breath* okay. wow. i... don’t even know what to say. thank you, wolf 359 crew, for this incredible story. that feels like a stock sentence. words can’t properly convey all of my emotions right now. i can attach a photo of me crying if that helps. because i cried a lot. anywhere with a ‘...’ is where i was crying too much to write anything. if i ever manage to collect my thoughts i might post something more eloquent, but for now thank you and also fuck you

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Requests (11/14/17)

These are all the requests I’ve gotten in the last week! Thank you lovelies! And don’t forget you can submit a celebrity tg caption now too! :D

Anonymous said:

Possibly do a caption, set in a dystopian like world? One where the Kardashians have taken over the world or US. Bois who were deemed to "small" are being rounded up and being turned into kardashianesque girls? Then sent to a Private Academy taught by Headmistress Kris. You can choose any celeb that has that look. Think this type of world might be fun to me at least.

Ooo, that does sound fun! I’ll see what I can do. ;)

Anonymous said:

not sure if you'd do this. Think you could do a bit of a darker caption? Not really sure what the subject matter would be.

I’ve got a few requests for “darker” captions so hopefully something I’ll turn out in the next few weeks will be to your liking. :)

Anonymous said:

I saw your answer to my request where you said it was a Femdom cap and not a TG cap, what if the mistress herself (Taylor Swift) was a sissy and is still talking to the reader like I described in my last request and telling the reader how to be like her?

That could work. I’ll see what I can do! :)

Anonymous said:

Not sure if you'd do a cap of her since she's technically not a celebrity. Think you could do one of Bianca Beauchamp?

I don’t know who that is. Sorry hon. :(

Anonymous said:

If you can find the right pics could you do a caption where a boi has been turned into a sissy by Jennifer Connely. If not a caption using a pic of her from the Rocketeer

I googled it to make sure, but Jennifer Connelly WAS 21 in The Rocketeer so yes!

Anonymous said:

Bit of a Sci-Fi request. Fanboi won't stop bothering Olivia Wilde about her role as Quora in Tron. So somehow Olivia puts the boy in her computer and he looks like Quora. Olivia is now free to alter the boy into her perfect sissy plaything. Starting with his bad attitude.

OMG, that’s kinda hawt! I like it! :D

Anonymous said:

Could you do another Saturdays cap? There's one of Emma Watson as Hermione in a pink dress against a door, with tears in her eyes. Could you make it where Bellatrix has captured some poor muggle boi and is turning him into her bimbo sissy plaything as a roundabout way of getting revenge on Hermione?

I think I know the cap your’e talking about. I’ll give it a shot! :)

Anonymous said:

Could you do a Dua Lipa cap? 😊

Sorry, sweetie, I don’t know who that is. :(

Anonymous said:

Could you do a sequel to Good Girls Gone Bad?

Hmm, I’ll see what I can do. ;)

Anonymous said:

Caption with Megan Fox in the school uniform from Ninja Turtles. Guy was a teacher who wanted to tear down a sorority filled with disruptive students in his class. Now he's there student learning to be a good sorority girl/slave and he's so naughty he always gets spankings?

I’ve already got a cap with Megan Fox in that costume right here. I’ll try to see if I can’t find a different one though!

Anonymous said:

Mariah Carey has trapped a boy as her sissy assitant. Her attitude is one of complete subservience and is the girliest thing to ever walk the planet. Though inside he wants to be far far away from her. Mariah knows this and plans to drag him deeper into femininity where he will never escape

Anonymous said:

Think you could do something sorta dark with Mariah Carey as a stepmom or aunt?

Anonymous said:

If it's not trouble could you do a two part caption with Mariah Carey? Maybe she captured a boy who was mean to her. Has feminized him. He complains and wants to be turned back but she merely makes his outfits girlier when he does this. In the second one she's had enough and is going to make him permenantly a girl. If possible make it strict but playful

So there are a few different Mariah Carey requests in this batch of requests. Mariah Carey was recently accused of sexual harassment so I’m going to keep from writing caps with her for a while. This could very well be temporary, there’s a chance these accusations could hold no weight, but just for the time being until we know more there’s going to be a possibly temporary embargo on Mariah Carey caps. Sorry guys. :(

Anonymous said:

Hey, can you do a caption using a Lindsay Lohan photo from mean girls where a guy decides to dress up as a girl and go to the school, and the plastics pick him up and turn him into a girly girl just like the rest of them. Thanks.

Totes! I always LUV a good Mean Girls cap! :D

Anonymous said:

Can you make one where a guy named wants to start up a new version of the Playboy Mansion, and ends up as a dumb giggly bimbo bunny girl?

Oh absolutely! I got at on of celebs I can pick for that. ;)

@sir-sporkman said:

Can you do something with Joey king, guy (sam) keeps getting called Samantha teasing day after day and he said one day why don't you just make me into one

So I was surprised to see that Joey King IS eighteen now. Whoa, I feel so old! If I can find a good enough pic of her after her 18th birthday, then totes! :D

Anonymous said:

Plz make a game about panties and captions about bbw girls

I actually have a Panty Drawer Game right here. And I’ll make an effort to include more BBW women.

Anonymous said:

I haven't seen a basic white bitch caption in a while. Could you do one where you incorporate Sissy Co.'s pumpkin spice Lattes from "Pink is a Fall color?"

Well, Christmas IS cumming up. Maybe Sissy Co. has a peppermint latte? ;)

Anonymous said:

Think you could do a caption where a mean older brother is going off to college. The younger sister doesn't want him to go because he'll get away without paying for what he's done so she feminizes him into being her loyal sissy doll? Not sure what celeb you could use though

This’ll just be a matter of finding the right pic, so if I can I will! :)

Anonymous said:

Would you please do more caps of goddess Nicki Minaj. Like she's the president of the US, and she declared a new rule "let's make America cute again" This law aims to empower females and to feminize males, so boys must loose their anal virginity to females or they'll get their cocks locked forever.

Hmmm, I like it! Maybe it has series potential. ;)

Anonymous said:

There's a pic of Daisy Ridley smiling into a mirror. Think you could do a caption where a boi's inner sissy has taken hold ans trapped his unssisy self inside?

Sure thing! She’s such a cutie, I luv her. :)

Anonymous said:

There's a pic of Ariana Grande with her in a white dress and gogo boots, legs crossed, with her holding the edges of the skirt. IMO perfect for a sissy cap. Maybe the boi's mistress is teasing him and is having him try the dress on and he's pouting a bit.

I think I know the pic you’re talking about. There’s a chance I’ve used it already but if not I can totally do this!

Anonymous said:

I saw you said you were allowed to use any of Saturdays pics. There's this amazing one with Selena she has freckles and bucked teeth. Think you could do that one. Maybe the sissy was really bad and her mistress has changed her to punish her and humiliate her. The sissy lisps every word they try.

I’m hesitant to use that one because I think Selena is in a nursery. I don’t really do infantilization caps on here, or at least caps that infantilize THAT much. I’ll take a second look at the image just to make sure, but right now I’m just going to say maybe.

Anonymous said:

No offense to any of her fans that like her. Though in my opinion I always thought Taylor Swift was kind of snobby and looked down on others. Could you do a caption where she turned down a boy and turns him into a sissy but just looks down upon him and is constantly changing his looks due to being a perfectionist?

I could do this, sure. ;)

Anonymous said:

Could you do a caption with Lucy Hale and Holly Marie Combs? They played daughter and mother on TV. Holly has turned her naughty stepson into a hypnotized sissy and is about to remove the hypnosis to show what she's done to him

Sorry to send two in a row. If you can find a pic with Holly, Lucy and another girl. Can you do a seperate caption as well. Where a mother and daughter took a neighborhood troublemaker and turned him into a demure obedient sissy maid?

So I can do the Lucy Hale & Holly Marie Combs pic, BUT I don’t think I can do one where they turn a boi into a maid because I can’t find a pic of them WITH a celebrity dressed as a maid. But totes will do the first one!

Anonymous said:

Caption with Lacey Chabert turning her nephew staying with her into a perfect plastic? She wants him to be her dolly

Sure thing! Just gotta find a good pic. :)

Anonymous said:

I've always seen Anne Hathaway as very smart. I don't know if she is, she just comes across as such. Think you could do one where she's a teacher and she's teaching a sissy look alike? The sissy isn't very smart making Ms. Hathaway give her lots of sissy spankings?

We’ll see. I can’t think of a pic that would work for this but I’ll look for one.

Anonymous said:

What about one where a guy decided to go en femme to a vacation trip. Just because he was curious and wanted to try it as a one time thing. But then one clothe led to another, the touch of his shaved skin excited him, then he bough new accessories to improve his look, by the end he does not want to go back (demi lovato have some swimsuit selfies on her instagram that I think might fit in this caption)

Oh, totally! Luv it! :D

Anonymous said:

You know u give a bit of life to some of our fantasies, right? So, here is mine. A guy named Pedro feels trapped in his life. Nobody knows, but he is hiding his true self. But every once in awhile he goes a step further, he starts shaving, let his hair grow, try make up at home. Falling down the rabbit hole. One day he might may let Alicia (his new name) come out. Can you use a JLaw pic? Thank you :) I LOVE your tumblr, I made a lot of requests in the last few months and it is so much fun!

Awww, thank you! I’m glad you like it! :) And sure, I can totally do this!

Anonymous said:

What about a science experiment that went wrong? (Maybe a sissy co. Lab?)The scientist was accidentaly exposed to a gas that transformed him into a girl. The effect was to last a few hours, but he started to like it and made the change permanent. Emma Stone was a scientist in amazing spider man

LUV Emma Stone & I LUV Gwen Stacy! Totally! :D

@addicted-to-tg said:

Looked at your list of celebs and was baffled that Courtney Cox wasn't on there! What what what?!? I guess I'll take one for the team. Would you be ok with doing a Courtney Cox TG cap, maybe based off how she looked in Season One of Friends? Maybe the setup can be a girlfriend giving her boyfriend a potion and the end result is the picture. I dunno, a bit vague, but I'd love to see what you come up with. Thanks so much, keep doing what you do, you. You're great at it.

Ooo, I’ve never thought of early season “Friends” Courtney Cox! I’ve tried writing a cap with her a few times but just couldn’t find the right pic. I’ll give this a shot! And thanks! :D