#these are just the tip of the iceberg but yk. off the top of my head

[justplaggin]

endless list of fascinating ding yuxi facts in no particular order

his ideal job besides acting would be museum guard bc he'd get to admire the exhibits all day for free

majored in directing at shanghai theatre academy

gets embarrassed when dubbing his own scenes

used to be a lanky little dude and thus thought dayu (big yu) would be a fitting nickname to use. now he's all buffed up and goes by xiaoding (little ding)

named his fandom haitang bc there's an animated movie called dayu haitang (big fish & begonia)

irl disney princess: animals inexplicably swarm him no matter where he goes (real)

self-proclaimed disney princess

has insane chemistry even with inanimate objects but apparently it's because he's severely nearsighted

thinks his best angle is the back of his head

had to explain slang words and exemplified by looking straight into the camera and saying *in perfect english* "you look SNATCHED in that t-shirt"

played a white cat demon

adopted a white cat and named it after his character

played another white cat demon

adopted two more cats off the street by putting down his backpack and waiting to see if they hop in or not (they did)

adopted a puppy from one of his shows when it grew too big and had to be replaced for continuity

checks fandom posts and questions for him daily and replies with puns so elaborate they require time to be deciphered, memes and/or pictures of his pets

early in his career won an acting reality show

played (among other unhinged characters) a zebra on said show

fans made throwbacks to it to celebrate his recent surge in popularity, newer fans were horrified and said they were worse than antis. he promptly went online to defend his longtime fans by saying they're 'old friends that his journey couldn't have been possible without'

recognizes fans irl and stops to chat with them

used to write down fans' usernames for live q&as

an ai cover of him singing went viral so he recorded his own cover and released it

generally does things his fans ask him to/don't even ask but he sees online and thinks they'd enjoy. even went bungee jumping bc he promised to

hyperaware of his surroundings to the extent that he's the first to catch anyone who stumbles in a 10m radius

gets shoujo vision whenever he sees a plushie and can't help petting it (well-known fact but also. caught in 4k on national tv)

pranks other actors he's traveling with by mingling in with the paparazzi and pretending he's one of them

was often spotted eating alone in restaurants, famous celebs commented saying he should tell them if he wanted to hang out, he was genuinely baffled bc he didn't see why being by himself would be such a big issue

got his driver's license at 29 and now can't stop bringing it up in every conversation

when asked to drive he said he doesn't dare go over 10kmph

his english name is ryan. who even is that. every time he's called that a fan gets a jumpscare

has his big break in a hit series every other 4 years (the real deal this time though 🙏)

likes getting new acting jobs bc it means. haircuts for free!! (he thinks spending pocket change on himself in his free time isn't a priority but bought on sight 1218 magazines featuring a co-star just to show support)

shocked veteran actors with his dedication after getting near-drunk in order to make such a scene more convincing (he's allergic to alcohol)

bawls his eyes out at wrap-up ceremonies because after months of filming he'll miss being called by his character's name all the time

whenever a series of his finishes airing, he tries to learn a new craft in order to make an art piece as a send-off gift (recent ones: clay pottery and sand art)

has a beautiful singing voice and loves ballads but never really gets to officially sing, recently bc of his newfound success he was invited to perform on a music show and during the stage he was more scared than when bungee-jumping

thinks acting is like borrowing someone's life so he wishes to help his characters live to the fullest

in the last 2 months covered the entire scale of: [no bodyguards] -> highest popularity level possible on weibo, achieved only by 3 other much more famous actors -> brand event of his supposed to be held in a mall had to be urgently moved to the nearby 60.000-seat olympic stadium because the fans kept coming; the stadium reached max capacity and the brand had to state that it wasn't a concert (🆕️)

is a cat

[alanisinstone]

so i've had a channing tatum obsession since step up and a magic mike one since the first and i just thought this little shit up so. uh yeah. read at ur own risk mfers

18+ content

so male stripper bakugou who works at the best club there is in Tokyo really, has the hottest guys, the skimpiest outfits, the best liquor, its clean and sexy in there, and the music isnt corny (think the weekend and shit😛). so you come in there because ur girl wanted to do a girls night (she’s crazy) and you didnt really want to go but your therapist has been telling you that you should get out more.

so you go and you feel kinda out place and uncomfy a little because (for the sake of my fantasy) you’re not rlly the party type. ur not like bible thumper but ur just reserved. in general you like reading and picnics and flower arrangements and sunsets. so this isn’t rlly ur scene yk. but the tip of the iceberg of things that people would never suspect about you, is that you are desperately shoving your cute little fingers in your cunt every night searching for release. and you literally want it so bad but your own fingers just never seem to be enough for you. you just wanna get railed like a cheap whore and then loved like a queen.

and there’s like, little nuances to ur personality for example you’re a little bookworm, but like 75% of the books you’re reading are very explicit eroticas. and you like going to the beach at sunset but only because that’s when you can somewhat discreetly strip bare and finger yourself to some good graphic smut or skinny dip (you’re dying to go to a nude beach). and you’re always going to little quirky thrifty markets but partly so you can brush your cute, tight little booty up against the men (married or not... its for scientific purposes) staring at your tits from across the way, innocently urging them to get a peak of your lingerie down the front of your shirt or under your SHORT SHORT skirt (you only dress like that when you’re extra desperate tho, you dress pretty normal on the reg. it’s part of ur unsuspecting hottie thing).

so inside you’re like a little sex kitten, but outside you’re too shyyyy 🥺 to make any moves. then out walks katsuki. you’re sitting pretty on the black velvety half circle couch with ur girls, smack in the middle of it. you have on like a tennis skirt and a no sleeve, collared polo. you’re over there giving country-club-virgin-daughter-of-the-mayor and all ur friends are giving saturday-night-slut. anyways.

kats comes out giving TYLER GAGE but you can see he has like a thong on under his cargo pants. and it’s the first act you guys have really seen since u sat down and settled, all ur friends are hollering like banshees, and ur tryyingg to keep up your “oh my, this is so unsavory, how raunchy!” thing but the way hes LOCKING eyes with you and humping the stage is making you start to loose your composure.

so he’s doing his little moves or whatevah, lookin fine as hell. the crowd is already going crazy and he’s not even been out there for two minutes, so he decides to like spice it up a little. he sees you trying to act all nonchalant and it makes you stand out amongst your friends so he jumps of the stage and gets on top of you grinding and shit and he’s leaning all over you like "hey mama you havin fun" all up in ur ear, and you're like "umm, i mean, this isn't really my scene you know..." bashfully looking away. And you can feel him literally staring into your soul like he is STARING YOU DOWN, and its making you so shy and wet as fuck at the same time.

so the snap-back comes off and all the sudden its on your head and the shirt is coming off (hes still grinding on you and doing his little choreo) and he places your hands on his washboard abs and you are fully like "oh shit. this couch def has a wet spot on it" and hes whispering all low in your ear like "you like that shawty" and you're speachless. so he gets up and does the pants-rip-off thing and he has a literal thong on that is not containing anything. and he jumps up on the couch and grabs your head and pushes it against the back of it and is fully humping your face.

at this point i would have fully been grabbing HANDFULS of his ass and licking his shit fr and i like to think you would be too.

now hes straddling your face and his hand is all up in your hair, looking down at you like the sexy motherfucker he is and hes like "well I think a little fun would do you good, you look like you need to loosen up babe." and his dick is like right in your face, his thighs, his v-line, happy trail, you can literally see his balls, and you're drenched and flushed at this point and he can practically smell you.

so he does a flip off the back of the couch or whatevah.. comes around, grabs your cute hand thats been in your lap since the beginning, tugs you up off the couch and picks you up, legs around him. everyone is cheering and your still wearing his hat as hes walking you to the private room....

AAAAAHHHHHGJVGGHH BARK

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[littleplantfreak]

i am very much into subby men so really i can't see some of them as alphas yk? i will forever push the sub endo agenda. for. ever. like while i think he would help you out during your heat in chikas absence, i think that if you're not with chika he's the one getting dicked down. beta endo perhaps? hm. (betas aren't talked about enough imo) or just a very very kinky alpha that doesn't act like one in bed. same with sakura i feel like, too inexperienced to take much control so you end up topping him. when you suggest it being the other way around he says no because well, you're already used to this routine so why change it? he secretly likes seeing you above him. but we can all agree that some of there are beyond just feral during their ruts. chika, for instance, fucks like a madman during his rut, madder than usual. like absolutely wrecks your whole world, goes for hours and hours but then right after. he's back to normal again. will just have you seated on his lap with his cock still in you (has to make sure everything stays in yk) and he's doing whatever on his phone. any and all of umemiyas thoughts go out window too, just fucks you like there's no tomorrow, he doesn't think once during the whole thing and manhandles you like crazy. oh he's so rough during his rut, absolutely animalistic. same with kaji!! kajis kinda a mix between umemiya and takiishi honestly. yk nirei could be my little omega boy, need more omega men honestly. he'd be so so whiny and whimpers the whole time. he always complains about how it's too much and you need to slow down but completely panics and damn near cries if you slow down a bit.

not sure about some of the others, a lot of them could honestly be one of two things.

oops, i think i went on for too long, sorry. this was just the tip of the iceberg

and could i be (o)mega mind anon? (see what i did there)

You definitely didn’t go on too long I‘m loving it. Beta Endo 🤭 or just a very submissive alpha you’re right that’s awesome. I like to think although Sakura starts off inexperienced, eventually he’s just as feral as the other guys with time. Definitely likes you being on top tho. He gets to see the faces you make and play with your chest there’s very few downsides here. He’s got the flexibility and strength to fuck up into you easily when your legs start getting weak or he’s just impatient.

Umemiya, Chika, and Kaji definitely are rough. Like you cannot move by the time they're through. Ume and those hands that bend fences…i know there’re bruised fingerprints everywhere and he’s looking both pleased to himself and apologetic to you. Chika just cockwarming you after and screwing around on his phone 😵‍💫 like you’re not in a puddle rn and Kaji 🫣

Oh Nirei is totally the sweetest omega ever. Scent him up and he’s got the dopiest smiliest face on him and he’s the most relaxed he’s ever been

Betas don’t get talked about enough!! *looks at Mino and her beta angst* 👀✨ I think Sako would make a good beta and everyone thinks Kiryu is one cause his scent’s a bit different but I think he’s an alpha 🤔 at least to me. Momose’s an omega for sure

[fbfh]

billy hargrove relationship and intimacy headcanons

As with all nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+

Reader is gn and the one getting penetrated

warnings: brief mention of trauma, fingering, a lot of eye contact, size kink if you squint (you're cute and small in his eyes regardless of size), oral (male recieving and gn reader recieving)

minors obviously dni

I…..

My guts hurt already from this

Okay

Okay first of all

There are two sides to billy

There’s the douchebag defense mechanism persona he projects to cope

And then there’s his loyal to the death loves everyone around him passionately true self

And like with all the shit he’s going through it makes sense that he wouldn’t feel safe enough to be emotionally vulnerable

Especially if it’s something that he’s gotten in trouble for in the past

And like that’s a pretty essential dichotomy to his character as a whole yk

So with that being said let’s get on to the good parts

For a long time he’s going to top

Which is fine by you bc he’s very good at it

He’s definitely the more dominant one between you

Maybe it’s bc you let him top who knows

Later on down the line once he trusts you he’ll let you take more control

He actually ends up really liking it

Like a lot

But that won’t be for a while

In the meantime

Billy loves fucking you with his fingers

He fucking loves how responsive you are to his touch

In general but especially when he has his fingers stuffed up inside you

They’re nice and long, and they feel so much thicker inside you than you expect

It always catches you by pleasant surprise

If you ever tell him that he’ll get cocky

“Yeah? You wanna see what I can do with ‘em?”

With that stupid little smirk

He’ll watch your face so carefully, every little microexpression, every little sound sets him off more

Okay he’s not aware of this

But he has a really obvious tell in the bedroom

And in general but mostly when things get touchier

The more he looks at your face, the more eye contact he makes

The more he likes you

And if he’s angling your head and his to make a lot of really intense prolonged eye contact

Jesus christ he’s into you

Literally and figuratively

Yk that prolonged eye contact tiktok audio

It’s that

It’s a lot of really intense relentless eye contact

And like if you look away

He’ll still be looking at you when you inevitably look back

If eye contact makes you nervous

If you get all blushy and flustered

Keep looking away and then back with those doe eyes

Oh god he thinks it’s so cute

You’re so fucking cute

It makes him want to fuck you even more

He will 100% go down on you and make you cum with his hands and mouth

As foreplay

If you can have multiple orgasms he will ensure that you do

It’s not fun for him if you don’t cum at least two or three times

And when he’s going down on you

You guessed it

Prolonged eye contact

Seriously though he has such gorgeous eyes

He’ll look up at you with his hair falling in his face through those thick ass eyelashes

You won’t even know what to do with yourself

Feeling you writhe and twist below him throws gasoline on his flaming heart

He loves the feeling of holding down your hips while you squirm

And he’s so fucking strong

What was that quote about him working out like a maniac

Anyway he’s fucking yoked

And will use that to his advantage

He can and will toss you around a little bc no matter how big you are

You are his cute little doll

And he will remind you of this

He lives for the feeling of you cumming

Especially on his mouth and hands

“That’s not even the tip of the iceberg, sweetcheeks.”

You’re in for a long night

You know this

You’re never not in for a long night

And why wouldn’t you want to be

If you start to suck him off before you actually finally do the deed

He’ll go a new type of feral

Like you just supercharged him

He has to pull you off after a minute bc of how overqualified you are

And all of that

Was just the lead up

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