#these are just the ones i can think of at midnight while also kinda sick

[judeswhore]

Had a dream about this and omggg🫠You and jude not being together anymore cos of distance and u going to uni somewhere else and whatever, but at new years you both go out with all ur friends together and somehow you end up in jude’s bed. but you just sneak out before he wakes up and before his parents are awake and what not. your families have always been close tho and it’s just a tradition to have a new years dinner together but then it means u have to face jude. and so ur trying to get out of it but ur mums having none of it so you awkwardly have to face jude at dinner and no one knows why yous are acting so awkward because even tho yous broke up the two of you were still civil. but somebting clicks in jobes head and being the wee shite he is he just says soemthing like “You two got something you want to tell us because i did hear someone sneaking away this morning.”

being in the same friend group so ofc u see each other whenever ur both back home but u broke up forever ago and it was a mutual decision bc of distance like the two of u just thought it wld be better to stay friends. but then on nye u both get a little drunk and ur both still stupidly in love with each other so it wasn’t really a surprise to anyone that youse decided to kiss at midnight. but then that one kiss turned into the whole night tucked into a corner making out until jude decided that was enough and he had to get u home. so ofc ur going back with him and the two of u sleep together for the first time in forever and it’s so hot and intense bc you’ve missed each other and it’s never been the same with anyone else and ur both trying so hard to make it as good as possible. jude is drawing out the foreplay until ur little sobbing and then he’s fucking u so slow and deep, hand over ur mouth to keep u quite while he’s whining and whimpering in ur ear abt how ur his best girl and he’s missed u and ur doing so good for him he’s so proud😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫and it really is the perfect night but u have no idea what it means and ur starting to panic so in the morning before he or his family can wake up and catch u ur sneaking out but completely forget ur to spend the day over at his house anyway with both ur families. so ur telling ur mam ur too hungover and whatever and ur sick so ur can’t go but she’s calling ur bullshit and practically drags u there.

and u and jude are acting weird and awkward around each other bc neither of u know what to say or do bc last night was perfect and u don’t want it to be a one night thing but ur also afraid u won’t work bc distance is still a huge thing. and jude is kinda embarrassed that u snuck out on him and ur just having this internal meltdown bc u still love him but u don’t think u can have him :( so ur sitting opposite each other at the table and the tension is so obvious and u just won’t look at each other and whenever someone asks abt how last night went u both sort of clam up. and jobe is just a little shit and he picks up on the vibes so easily so he’s just wearing this sly little grin all “do u two have something u wna share with the rest of us?” and everyone’s like???? bc what??? then he’s going “bc i swear i heard someone sneaking out this morning and yn’s purse was on the sofa” and u and jude are mortified and both ur families are sitting so confused bc they thought you’d broken up?? but jobe being a gobshite and ur families being so nosy actually pushes the two of u to talk so after dinner jude is leading u upstairs to talk out what happened and what u want to happen next

[sun-undone]

okay so i'm rereading the poppy war for the sole purpose of trying to squeeze all the chaltan content i can get out of it and my god is it delivering already

this first one is something that i completely breezed past in my first reading cause i didn't even know who tf chaghan was yet but on a reread????? GAY (pg. 226):

you're telling me that chaghan and altan just happened to be together when chaghan felt tyr's death? in the middle of the night??? mmhmm yup for sure

now as willing as i am to fully chalk this up to a late night chaltan tryst, i will be fair and admit that i'm not super clear on how exactly chaghan got the tyr info here. it kinda seems like he's doing his monthly meeting with the hexagram goddess (in the dialogue he literally says "there has been a hexagram" and then he interprets 3 things from it), but first off, it seems too coincidental for him to just happen to be doing that at the very moment that tyr dies, and also why tf is he doing it in the middle of the night?? is he just being extra dramatic and making up some "we have to do it at midnight" bullshit to see what he can get away with (a la the infamous kitay horse piss incident) or is there an in universe explanation for that that i've completely forgotten?

OR is it a secret, gayer third option: altan and chaghan were already together when he felt tyr's death, which then prompted him to convene with the goddess and get the hexagram. and we just don't see the full process or really get much of a proper explanation cause we're in altan's pov and it's all mysterious and shit at this point in the book. that's the one i'm going with and i cannot believe that this is their first scene together. the intimacy is already so palpable and we don't even know chaghan's name at this point in the book.

and then of course there's THIS (pg. 227):

absolutely fucking bonkers i'm spinning on my head

is anyone else this gentle with altan ever????? i'm genuinely asking. who else in the cike would even THINK about pulling a move like this? also the added layer of chaghan originally being next in line for commander before altan took him out to the fucking valley for THREE WHOLE DAYS and then THIS is his reaction to altan officially inheriting said title??? we know from a later conversation that chaghan has with rin (pg. 337) that he's very aware of how unprepared altan was to assume leadership over the cike, which just makes this gesture from him even more meaningful and tender. "we are yours to command. i am yours."

this next one just made me giggle and idk if it's just my brain being broken from scouring source material for gay crumbs or if it's actually intentional but (pg. 285):

i mean. i mean. if anyone knows the extent of chaltan, it's most definitely qara, and a lot of these crumbs involve her so i'm taking it as more evidence and no one can stop me

speaking of qara being an icon (pg. 317):

i actually forgot how much she's in this book i am so sorry queen

so unegen also has a strong reaction to ramsa's dialogue, but if i may be incredibly nitpicky about it, i'd argue that qara snorting implies a sense of "yeah right now that's funny", while unegen spitting out his wine implies more pure shock than anything else. i'm sure the cike have some idea about chaghan and altan's relationship going deeper than meets the eye (if it's this obvious from the crumbs we get over the span of a handful of scenes i can only imagine how sick and tired they must be after an entire year of it), but once again, qara is likely the only one who really KNOWS. for obvious reasons.

then we have the iconic dramatic entrance where chaghan is officially introduced, and even before zooming into a specific piece of it to prove my chaltan agenda, just the very existence of this scene is so fucking insane to me. rebecca could've chosen any way to properly introduce us to chaghan, and this is what she decided on. you could argue that it sets up chaghan's dramatic and obnoxiously proud personality, and that him being hurt is so we can see how it affects qara (and also just to up the tension and stakes) BUT how coincidental that on top of achieving all that character and narrative stuff, it also succeeds in showing us a completely different side to altan. one that is specifically brought about by chaghan.

would altan rush out into a sea of federation soldiers to help any other member of the cike? yes. but rebecca chose to show him helping THIS member of the cike. in THIS dramatic of a fashion (and it's literally on a horse like that is so fractured fairytale romance of her actually). and it's also the aftermath that really clues us into something deeper between him and chaghan in particular (pg. 373):

along with qara, who is SOUL BONDED TO CHAGHAN BY THE WAY, altan is screaming at him for being reckless and how he could've gotten himself killed. intentionally or not, rebecca is clearly aligning altan and qara here, and i LOVE how it's shown in the way their dialogue is formatted. you don't even know who is saying which fragment. they are one in the same when it comes to the level in which they care about chaghan's wellbeing. and also when it comes to yelling at him for being an idiot! and if that's not love then idk what is

[howlingday]

Ruby's Birthday Present

Ruby: Haha, you know, it's funny! For a second there, I thought maybe you and Raven had a thing, but you seem way too young for that! So, uh... ha ha... Uh...

Raven: ...What about it?

Ruby: Wait... So you're saying... I think I'm gonna be sick...

Jaune: Don't worry, Ruby! I'm actually 21~.

Ruby: Raven, I've known this for quite a while, but... you really are a terrible person.

Raven: Oh, calm down, Rose! He's not here for me! He's here for you.

Ruby: M-Me?!

Raven: Hm... You're a lot smaller than I was expecting... I'm not really sure what I can do with this...

Ruby: (Thinking) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

Jaune: Oof... This is definitely going to be hard to work with-

Raven: KHM! KHM! WE'RE IN PUBLIC.

Jaune: Oh, right!

Raven: Remember, giving gifts like this to Beacon students is illegal.

Jaune: Don't worry~! If you won't tell, I won't tell~!

Ruby: (Thinking) Okay, calm down, calm down. Raven's a teacher and a responsible adult. So there's no way she'd order me a...

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Raven: I was able to convince one of my... special friends into giving you something special for your birthday. It's time you became a woman, Ruby Rose.

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Ruby: OH MY GOD! SHE ACTUALLY GOT ME A-

Jaune: Well, if you'll follow me, my tent is over this way! (Walks away)

Ruby: ...

Raven: Happy birthday, Rose!

Ruby: Raven, you didn't...

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Ruby: So how long have you known Raven?

Jaune: For a while now. She and my dad used to do jobs together, and I can't deny that there's something about her that inspires me. That's why when she asked me to do something special for your birthday, I just couldn't refuse!

Ruby: Uh, well, I'm not 18 until tomorrow, so...

Jaune: Heh heh, you're so cute, Ruby!

Blake: You're not thinking of doing anything The Brothers wouldn't condone, are you?

Jaune: ACE-OPS?! Wait, Blake, what are you doing here?

Blake: Where there is sin, I am there to rectify.

Weiss: And to keep track of any slutgirl activities that may be happening.

Yang: I don't want my baby sister hopping cashing in her V-card on a literal stroke at midnight.

Ruby: No, no,no! You've got it all wrong! He's just a friend of Raven's!

Jaune: Yeah! She actually hired me for Ruby's birthday to-

Ruby: TH-THROW ME A PARTY!

Ruby: (Whispers) Do you have no shame?!.

Jaune: (Whispers) Not really, no.

Ruby: Look, maybe we should keep the whole birthday thing under wraps, okay?.

Jaune: If you say so.

Ruby: Also... You wouldn't happen to know a way out of this mess, would you?.

Jaune: I might have an idea...

Jaune: So... I may or may not have hooked up with Raven in the past...

Ruby: Wait, you were being serious?!

Jaune: Any of you girls want the gossip on that?

RWBY: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!

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Jaune: I'm gonna go get ready. You wait right here, okay?

Ruby: Raven... You've done a lot of terrible things to me, but... this might just make up for it.

Jaune: Hm... Where did I put it? Ah, I hope it fits...

Ruby: Okay, Ruby, don't be nervous. You've got this! Just remember size doesn't matter... too much.

Jaune: Are you ready, Ruby~?

Ruby: Oh, yeah, but... I'm still kinda new to this, so maybe we should take this slow?

Jaune: Ruby, don't worry! I've planned for everything! Here!

Ruby: (Sees box) Whoa! He even carries protection! He really is a professional!

Jaune: Here, try it on! (Slips band on wrist) And now, just press the green button.

Ruby: This is getting kinky!.

Ruby: ...I like it.

Ruby: (Presses button, Plates cover arm) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh...

Jaune: Well, Ruby, how does it feel?

Ruby: Like the Winter Soldier, but what is it? Some kind of sex toy? This isn't for butt stuff, is it?

Jaune: Ha ha ha! No, silly! It's a gauntlet I made that will allow you to use residual kinetic force for an even bigger punch! It's a birthday present from Raven and I~!

Ruby: Ah... Wait! THIS is my birthday present?!

Jaune: That's right~!

Ruby: So you're not a prostitute Raven hired to have sex with me on my birthday?!

Jaune: ...WHAT? THE? FU

[makeste]

do you perhap have bakugou whump fic recs?

I have many such recs! not all of them are "whump" in the purest sense of the word, but they've got angst and hurt/comfort in abundance, so yeah.

I also have an older rec post from like five years ago which has quite a few Bakugou whump fics as well, so I'll link that here.

and here are like 16 new ones lol.

some quick notes:

I'm just including links and summaries here, so please make sure to check the tags for each fic if you have certain squicks or triggers you're trying to avoid!

please be aware that I am not very nitpicky about grammar and style and spelling and the like, so long as I'm feeling the characterization and general vibes. so while I can't promise that all of these fics will read like Nobel Prize-winning lit, I can say that I personally enjoyed each one enough to go back and reread more than once.

although it tends to be one of the most common tropes in Bakugou angst fics, I do not vibe with the "abusive Mitsuki" angle, so you won't find any of that in the works below. same goes for Midnight-bashing (which is also surprisingly common).

I also did not include any fics with sad endings just because I didn't feel like depressing myself today lol.

I don't think there are manga spoilers in any of these fics except one (which I noted and marked with an asterisk), but definitely check the tags just to be safe.

lastly, though I'm by no means a prude when it comes to fanfic, all of these particular fics are SFW, just FYI.

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gen Bakuwhump:

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It's Already Tomorrow on the Other Side of the World by Nicole_Silverwolf

In the absolute immediate aftermath of his rescue at Kamino, Bakugou just wants to sleep. If he sleeps then this nightmare will be over. Except he's freezing in the mid August heat. And he can't stop shaking. A glimpse of two imperfect humans trying their best told in 3.5 parts.

post-Kamino Dadzawa and Katsuki. easily one of my all-time favorite BnHA fics. it's so sad and cozy.

Coming Up for Air by achievingelysium

Katsuki has nightmares. He doesn't think he deserves the comfort, but Aizawa-sensei sits with him anyway.

more Dadzawa dealing with nighttime Kacchan angst, since that's like my #1 BnHA fic aesthetic. this is so well-written. like, there are a couple of lines in here that just... guh. just hit right to the core of me.

Bakugou's "Super Fun" Three Day Vacation by Marvelless

Bakugou and his parents arrive home after the Kamino Ward incident for some much-needed recovery time.

post-Kamino Bakufam angst. lots of paranoia and dissociation. this is one of those fics that's sort of a guilty pleasure for me, because Katsuki definitely feels a lot more... fragile?... in this than I think he would have been in canon. but he's still enough of a grump during all of his spiralling that it still feels like him. and I do love me some Bakufam wholesomeness, and this fic has got that in spades.

the art of poor judgement by emelinelou

It's a Tuesday when Bakugou admits to himself that maybe, maybe he is sorta, kinda under the weather. Things go quickly downhill from there. . Alternatively: Bakugou's too stubborn to be "sick," Midoriya and Kirishima are in over their heads, Todoroki is the Most Useful in a pinch, and Aizawa is not paid nearly enough for this.

probably my favorite sickfic. chapter two especially. Bakugou's narration in this is fucking fantastic. he's so fucking done with life. meanwhile everyone around him is freaking out, and he himself is a complete mess even though he won't acknowledge it, and it's just great. it's equal parts funny, sad, and absolutely adorable.

(incidentally, even though this fic is marked as incomplete, it really doesn't feel that way and ends at a perfectly reasonable stopping point, so don't let that put you off.)

Solar Flare by TheQueen

Three weeks after Katsuki Bakugou receives his quirk, he takes a short tumble off a bridge and watches, dumbfounded, as stupid Deku extend a hand. Don’t take it, the universe commands. Don’t tell me what to do! Katsuki snaps.

this is a really cool AU in which Baby Katsuki accidentally starts defying the universe and ignoring his predestined path, which has a profound ripple effect on his life. sort of like a time-travel fix-it, minus the time travel. also just a heads up that Bakugou is like five years old in this so I guess it's technically a kidfic. and there is plenty of angst, a little bit of whump, more Bakufam, and plenty of baby Kacchan and Deku being cute like it's their job.

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BKDK/DKBK whump:

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lose it all (with eyes wide open) by ghostwriterofthemachine

Katsuki is blinded. Izuku is muted. Both of them are kidnapped. Things get worse.

this is one of those fics that just kind of leaves you stunned at how freaking good it is. featuring: psychological mindgames, hopelessly bleak situations, and codependency so utterly raw and desperate that it broke my heart roughly 17 times.

When Ice Doesn't Float by Ma_skee

A simple rescue exercise goes south when Izuku falls through the ice and it goes from a class assinment to an actual rescue and a race against time to keep him from freezing to death.

technically this is more Dekuwhump than Kacchanwhump (though we do get a bit of the latter toward the end), but I'd argue that few things could possibly stress Katsuki out more than being in a tense survival situation in which Deku is hurt and needs help. anyway so yeah. this is classic hurt/comfort and very good.

spinning out of control by mollE

Katsuki joins the 'I've Been Mind Controlled' Club. He wishes he hadn't.

please see above re: how all Dekuwhump scenarios are secretly Kacchanwhump scenarios in disguise. anyway so basically a mind-controlled Bakugou beats the shit out of Deku while being fully aware of it the entire time, and has a complete (and understandable) emotional breakdown afterwards.

all that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing by maxisnotokay

Izuku has had this thing about him that Katsuki has never been able to name, but he's been chasing it since he learned how to run. It takes a catastrophic building collapse during their third year and a severe concussion for him to realize what it is. Aizawa loses ten years off his life. When does he not.

gotta love a good building collapse fic. this one has a concussed Katsuki, a very worried Izuku, and the usual "thanks to this intimate life-or-death situation, I have belatedly realized some fundamental truths about the nature of our relationship" tropes. but it's good. a lot of really good banter and back-and-forth dialogue in this one too.

takes one to know one by Sour_Idealist

Deku has left UA. Ochako still looks for him in unguarded moments. Bakugo is, unsurprisingly, being a jerk.

some good emotional hurt/comfort post-Jakku. Ochako has a chat with Bakugou about Deku. specifically, Bakugou's feelings toward Deku. it's good shit.

*fear is the heart of love by nikkiRA

*please be advised this fic contains major manga spoilers!!

Bakugou gets hit by a quirk that amplifies his greatest fear for 24 hours.

losing Deku. the thing that scares him the most is losing Deku. this is a good fic. emotional hurt/comfort for days. though once again do keep in mind that there are a couple of major spoilers in this.

silence is what i do best by notreally

the one where both Izuku and Katsuki were hit with a truth serum sort of quirk, and things aren't going all too well.

not just a truth-telling quirk, but a truth-compulsion quirk, to the extent that (spoiler alert) the quirk causes them physical pain and distress if they don't speak the truth. which, as you can imagine, leads to all sorts of extremely vulnerable conversations and a lot of good h/c.

close by not quite by blossomshed

When Bakugou goes after a beacon during a class-wide rescue op, he doesn't expect to find Deku - or to find himself dealing with the fallout of a gift he doesn't want, and a side of himself he'd never bothered to examine. He deals with it nonetheless.

this fic is so dear to me. it's yet another "Deku transfers OFA to Bakugou fic", but it's just so fucking good. and it also features a (very much confused) ace Bakugou, which is such a rare find. there are lines from this fic which I still think about constantly. it's funny and profound and adorable and so wonderfully IC, please go read it.

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BONUS NON-ANGSTY FICS because I just felt like ending this list with some happy stories where Kacchan gets a lot of love:

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give me compliments (i said give me compliments) by wonhaebunny

“It’s just cute,” Ashido is telling them as she walks into the classroom. “Like, when you compliment someone and they get flustered so easily, don’t you think it’s endearing?” Kaminari blinks. “Like Bakugou?” he asks slowly. - 1-a realises that katsuki is really, really bad at receiving compliments. exposure therapy ensues.

he is bad at accepting compliments. this is a very, very cute fic.

The Friendship Ladder by nikkiRA

Bakugou and Kirishima tell their classmates they're dating, but everyone seems more interested in who gets to claim the newly vacated spot of Bakugou’s best friend.

as the summary implies this is technically KRBK, but the focus here is very much class 1-A as a whole. there's just something about seeing the entirety of the class squabbling over their Kacchan love that tickles me to no end. Deku is also fantastic in this lmao.

The Yoshida Trail by WinterSwallow

Mitsuki Bakugo returns with her gift to the mountain.

last but not least we have this gorgeous character study with a criminally low view count. Mitsuki climbs Mt. Fuji with an eight-year-old Katsuki in tow, as the fic explores his childhood and young adulthood through a series of vignettes. the insights in this really have no business being as profound as they are, given that they're voiced from the perspective of one of the most graceless characters in the series as she observes her equally graceless son through all the ups and downs and tumbles of his life. but somehow that just makes the whole thing even better. idk I just really love this a lot.

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anyway that's it for now. hope at least a few of these are enjoyable. thanks for the ask!

[asiandra-dash]

I am once again asking for your akikasa support. (Headcanons) pretty pleeeeease with a pancake on top?

I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG UM I FORGOT THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO TYPE ANYTHING UP ON VACATION I'M SO SORRY also I'll be answering your other Akikasa ask with an AU if that's cool cause um no hc or stuff was specific on that one and I'm going to explode if I keep quiet about my AU any longer

The the little emojis in brackets are HCs I stole borrowed from my friends

Akito sings in his sleep. Sometimes Tsukasa wakes up to hear it and he doesn't dare to move until silence fills the room again.

Tsukasa probably snores and it annoys the hell out of Akito.

Whenever Akito can't sleep Tsukasa mumbles a bunch of super cheesy stuff to him until he falls asleep [❄]

Whenever Akito thinks Tsukasa's talking too much, if not many people or no one they know is around, he kisses him and that shuts him up immediately because Tsukasa is the one who usually gives the kisses.

Before Akito and Tsukasa started dating Rui would sometimes tease Akito about it. Akito never told him but Rui obviously put the pieces together.

Rui is absolutely an Akikasa shipper lmao

Before they started dating Rui probably locked them in a room together once and came back to them making out (lol)

Most of the time at school if Tsukasa starts screaming about a bug Akito will appear out of nowhere and take care of it, no one ask where he came from.

They both have an album on their phones of photos of each other trust.

Akito can kind of draw and sometimes when he's zoning out in class he'll find that instead of notes he's made a small doodle of Tsukasa in his notebook and it takes all he has to not physically cringe at himself. [⭐]

Meanwhile Tsukasa does them intentionally while somehow taking notes. He likes showing them to Akito who loves them but refuses to admit it.

Whenever someone brings up Akito and Tsukasa's relationship, Akito begs them to shut up while Tsukasa casually hops in and takes over the conversation.

"Tsukasa? I mean, he's cool, I guess." "AKITO??? [Insert a 15 paragraph essay on how much Tsukasa loves him]"

I think they both listen to each other's alt vocals of their songs

Tsukasa definitely learned some VBS songs, especially Akito's focus songs. Sometimes Akito will hear him humming one of his songs and god he loves this idiot so much

Akito refuses to admit he learned any of WxS's songs but trust me he did and when Tsukasa found out for the first time he burst into the room SHOCKED

Akito booped Tsukasa once and the blond kinda just. Stood there. In shock. Cause. Like. What. Akito was the last person he expected to get booped by.

Akito likes it when people mess with his hair, even though he'll act all pissy about it. But sometimes he lets Tsukasa pet him.

Tsukasa found this out after Akito came out of the bathroom fresh out of the shower and his hair was still drenched and Tsukasa insisted he help him dry it.

Yes they definitely stay over at each other's homes sometimes.

Whenever Akito stays over at Tsukasa's, he often wakes up to breakfast (and it's usually pancakes)

Tsukasa frequently gets woken up by Akito's midnight texts and he would complain if it wasn't for tired Akito being so overly affectionate

Whenever Akito gets sick and Ena can't take care of him Tsukasa comes over to take care of him and he will go all out

Tsukasa buys things for Akito a lot because it reminds him of him

Tsukasa swears Akito hates him sometimes and when Akito finds out he will frantically try and find a way to make him change his mind

Whenever Akito has dry lips Tsukasa makes him put on lip balm and if he refuses he puts it on himself

Like he will literally make him stop whatever he is doing and MAKE HIM put it on

Akito wears a lot of jewelry like earrings, necklaces, piercings, etc. and Tsukasa sometimes helps him put them on... Though he does question why he wears so much

Tsukasa rambles a lot and though Akito spaces out at times when he does, he still appreciates that Tsukasa trusts him enough to talk about whatever on his mind

I refuse to think about how things will go after Tsukasa graduates but they probably call a lot I guess. Idk it hurts to think about it

I think I talked about this already but I wanna say it again Tsukasa steals Akito's hoodies a lot

Whenever Tsukasa comes over almost every time he finds one of his hoodies gone and when he asks Tsukasa about it he denies it until he wants to give it back (He has at least five sitting in his closet)

Akito doesn't mind though lol and Tsukasa always gets him new hoodies anyways (even if they're not exactly pretty but he'll still wear them)

Whenever Tsukasa wants new clothes Akito goes along with him cause trust me even if a bunch of those VBS outfits look ugly as shit Akito knows what he's doing

Tsukasa always carries an umbrella with him when he's out with Akito just in case it rains

I think it would be really funny if Ena sometimes had to tell them to stfu when Tsukasa is over cause trust me they ain't gonna be quiet (Akito room reveal when)

I got bored in Hong Kong and decided to ask all my friends if I should make a satire Darkside Akikasa GLMM... It doesn't look satire at all please help me (I have one minute left to make)

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[didhewinkback]

yeah in his sister's post she basically confirms that he never thought he was good enough and i also saw another video of him talking about bear recently and how he's a mini me but he was like as if we need any more of me in the world, i hate who he became and how he treated maya and other women but its also kinda sad that he had so much self hatred and died believing that

yeah that really gutted me as well. i agree! i have been struggling with this a lot because i completely condemn any form of abuse in all its kinds and don't believe you can justify abusing women by putting it on the fact that someone was struggling w addiction or how theyre being treated online

but i also had not been interacting w liam or anything about liam except only casually when i would see a clip of his or people would be excited that he posted about one of the boys or like in 2020 i watched a few clips of those instagram lives he used to do and from my mostly outside perspective it was very clear he was struggling and i was always rooting for him to find his footing career wise because it cannot have been easy going from being the lead vocals in the biggest boy band and then every member but you is able to carve out a career for themselves and because i was the biggest 1d girl on the planet the liam i keep thinking about is that liam. like little 2011/12/13 liam who was so steady and constant and you could tell there are later years in that band when they all were struggling but he seemed to really not be able to hide it as well as some others but he was still there, still on that stage and singing those songs and it is just so sad to me that that boy died like this, completely unexpected and suddenly and alone.

i feel like i have tried to articulate that a bunch these last few days and im sure people are sick of seeing me write about this because it feels so weird to constantly be qualifying grief but i hope it is clear that whats happening to me and i think a lot of other people is that one direction was a foundational part of us growing up and what it is and was and used to be completely and fundamentally changed when he died. and it doesnt feel fair that so many others in their position were able to get through the other side and grow old together while those five boys will never be able to. i did not know liam but since i was 13 he was always there, somewhere out there, whether in the 1800th blog post i was reblogging at midnight or on twitter and now he is not and that is such a weird thing to reckon with for someone i did not know personally but whose music i really relied on so heavily when i was younger and in recent years to be honest.

[stiffyck]

Alright, out of the 112 fics tagged for GTWS and Sickfic, heres what i managed to find that was specifically centered on Scar being sick. I cannot say if you would like them or if they are "good", but they are what I found. Also I haven't added any smuts cause i reckon thats not what you're looking for.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46238455

"To Cradle You In Loving Arms"

By Turn_the_friggin_frogs_gay

1k words

Mumscarian

Domestic fluff mostly, not much focus on the sick part.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44062089/chapters/110788323

"Midnight Flux"

By Atherixx

44k words, 13 chapters

Mumscarian

I didn't read far into this so I can't attest for if it's good, but it does seem to be sick scar centric.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45820540

"a little bit of tender mercy"

By annzorua

700 words

Mumscarian

Nothing much to say, short thing about him overworking.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45272764/chapters/113896099

"Insufficient Answers"

By JaySpace

5.1k words, 2 chapters (unfinished)

Grian & Scar

Its creature grian, with a sick human scar. they kinda split screentime here? its weird. scar doesn't show up until the end of the first chapter as well.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43133595/chapters/108401691

"Nes's Hermit's One-Shot Collection"

By Anurapoda

18.7k words, but only chapter 5 is the sickfic

Mumscarian

Its a nice one.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44928697

"Sick Day"

By La_Creatura

1.1k words

Grian/Scar, Tubbo

This is one of those "desertduo is DSMP!Tubbo's fathers" fics, and its a high pain day one.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44851192

"the consequences of a cold"

By captain_autumn

2.6k words

Grian, Scar, Xisuma

I'll be honest, im skimming these to make sure they aren't just 100% grian. I mean grian usually plays a big role here but ya know.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44444863

"Bedridden (Maybe Isn't The Worst Position To Be In)"

By dead_in_a_damn_ditch

2.8k words

Mumscarian

why are most of these mumscarian 💀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44462113

"whispering love"

By i_was_an_island

5k words

Grian/Scar, Botem

Ear infections...... i understand the pain. i think i read this one a while back too.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44450335

"The Flat On Angel Court"

By ToxicPlanet

1k words

Grian/Scar

2001 is so specific for a setting.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42243636

"Leaves"

By slimymoth

1.1k words

Scar & Cub

ITS CUBFAN FOR ONCE YIPPEE!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34604473

"i too, deserve to feel loved"

By anonymous

581 words

Grian & Scar

Magic mountain your beloved

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34377754

"It started with a sleepless night with the tycoon"

By Niceyy

1.4k words

Grian & Scar

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28574331

"Things didn't go according to plan"

By goosebxrry

1.2k words

Grian/Scar

this is a good sickfic, actually focuses on the sick part.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52294270

"Wilting Sunflowers"

By toblossom

1.9k words

Grian, Scar, and Cleo

Cannibalism! not between these three tho, its SL.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51516205/chapters/130198714

"Like the bird who cannot fly, you will be fine"

By Koip

1.1k words

Mumbo/Scar

define SH warning on this one, but its a one time thing im p sure.

And, as far as I can see, thats all of them. We need to campaign for this istg. But other than that. Be the change you want to see ig.

o7 Stiff, i hope you start feeling better soon bossman

TY SO MUCH OH MY GOD.

I'll go through these a bit later but thank youuuu very much appreciated <3333

[strawberrylabs]

Whumptober day 2 with Alhaitham!

prompt: "They don't care about you"

Whumptober masterlist

Summary: You should've listened to your friends when they warned you about the acting grand sage

Warnings: Alhaitham kinda a bitch, gaslighting, manipulation, neglect, mildly yandere themes, toxic relationship, fighting, alludes to character death, derealisation

When your friends warned you about dating Alhaitham you didn't listen to them.

"He doesn't seem like the relatioinship type."

"He's too disconnected"

"There's something strange about the way he looks at you.."

But you brushed them off. You were in love after all.

And besides, he loved you too! He must have loved you, why else would the stoic Acting Grand Sage himself agree to date you?

Besides, your relationship was great! Alhaitham told everyone about your relationship. He bragged about you all the time!

You never really paid attention to the fact he made extra sure to mention it to Kaveh whenever you saw him.

Your relationship was so sweet! Alhaitham plans weekly date nights which eventually become so frequent that everynight is date night!

You brush off your friends complaints that they never see you anymore.

Alhaitham is so observant and caring! He let you know as soon as he realised how distant your friends have been lately. You know you spend lots of time with your lover, but its not like you're with him 24/7!

You dont acknowledge that Alhaitham encouraged you to take night classes to avoid them. He said that if they were really your friends, they would change their schedule for you.

Alhaitham is so smart. This one time your friends tried to convince you that Alhaitham was manipulating you into cutting contact with them. They tried to convince you to leave him! You almost believed them, but luckily Alhaitham pointed out how flawed their logic was, and scared them into never going near you again.

You push the thoughts of what they said deep into your mind, too afraid to admit they may be right.

Alhaitham gets so overprotective of you, its cute! One time Kaveh came up to you and tried to lie to you saying Alhaitham didn't actually love you.

"I made some stupid comment about how he can do anything but keep a partner and he flipped!

When your friends tried to tell you, he pushed them away because he can't risk you leaving him and proving me right!

Don't you see? He's sick in the head!

He's manipulating you into letting him be your only human contact so you stay with him! You have to leave before it gets worse!"

Before you could even begin to entertain the idea, Alhaitham appeared from behind you and began punching Kaveh. It's a goof thing he was there, you were almost starting to believe the architect!

You can never manage to recall what happened after, as if you blacked out the second Kaveh fell unconscious. But you vaguley remember that Alhaitham didn't stop and, and the macabre crack of bone. Or perhaps the crack was within your mind? You can't tell.

Alhaitham is so kind. When you mentioned you hadn't seen your friends for a while, he enlightened you by saying they were toxic, and abandoned you.

"They don't care about you."

His words were cold, and unlike you had ever heard him before.

You decided you would do you studies at home from then on.

You wondered why Alhaitham already had the paper work ready the second you mentioned it. You also tried not to think about how you never left the house anymore. It was for the best right? yeah, of course it was!

Alhaitham was so loving! He went out and worked so much to provide for you both. Sometimes, he even got home before midnight so you could spend and hour with him before you both went to bed!

You felt bad whenever he told you he was too tired to entertain you. But it's ok, you know he's just exhausted!

One time you tried to say you were exhausted too. He spoke coldly towards you, saying you dont know the meaning of the word.

But you do know right?

Or don't you?

You can't recal.

Alhaitham is so considerate! He's so busy now, he barely has time to speak to you at all. But that's ok! He still acknowledges you! He even says hello some days!

Or does he? When was the last time he said you name? When was the last time you spoke to someone?

But you're talking to yourself now, doesn't that count?

No, talking to yourself doesn't count!

You wish you could talk to your friends.

Where are they? Are they alive? Were you alive?

What are you?

Oh yeah. You're Alhaitham's lover.

Oh yeah. Maybe you should have listened to you friends.

Maybe you should have listened to your friends while you still could.

I wont lie, this was super fun to write. Hope you liked it!

[kulvefaggoth]

7.1 MSQ thoughts spoilers etc

Starting the msq at midnight was a deep deep mistake bc this one was LONG. I need to go back and read the notes on Yuweyawata bc i had no time while tanking but it's a very good dungeon with some very cool lore. The final boss is INSANE and i was so happy to see the proto carbuncle model causing chaos and being a pain in the ass again.

Now to story discussion. I was kinda disappointed they actually gave Gulool Ja a secret mother bc i really liked the idea of him being a clone of Zoraal Ja. Little freak created in a lab to be our collective son. Also i just don't believe Zoraal Ja fucked. I wonder if it was a in vitro fertilization thing? The specifics seemed unclear to me.

The Shaaolani mini arc was interesting but felt a little rushed. Koana went from not caring about the buffalo to almost dying for the buffalo at breakneck speed it was so intense so fast. The instance boss had a pretty sick design very monster hunter vibes hope they use that specific model again soon.

Last but not least... MY GIRL SPHENE IS BACK!!!!... Or is her? I was not expecting a Sphene to just show up at Alexandria so fast but i think it was really cool the memory/mind control she was exhibiting through the regulators. Loved the creepy vibes. Of course there's a very high chance that just isn't Sphene or even a back up of her. It almost smells like Ascian Bullshit™ but there has always been the implication of a shadow government that actually controlled Alexandria before Zoraal Ja took power so there's just a good chance it's them assuming direct control now that their faithful figurehead is dead.

But, of course, it also seems like there's a SECOND (third?) Sphene at play here. I'm almost sure whoever stepped out of the Meso Terminal there can only be her... but wheneter that is the Sphene we know clinging on to her existence so hard she came back or maybe the ORIGINAL Sphene that might've been somehow being held there as a core or maybe a secret third thing remains to be seen. Wish i didn't have to wait 5 months to discover but a decent msq all in all.

[tamblrtrain]

feel like someone's said this already but jimmy absolutely feels like he's cluster b. i'm saying this from a semi-detached pov bc i've not talked to anyone i knew for sure was cluster b but from listening to. a lot of theramintrees. and also given jimmy's larger than life personality he really bridges on being cluster b.

i get anybody saying he has a sort of superiority/inferiority complex because he absolutely does. but it's so drastic that it really does border on cluster b. specifically i feel like it's aspd but npd and bpd can be argued.

i'm going to reiterate that i do not know anybody with diagnosed aspd nor am i a psychologist or psychiatrist. i also do not want to portray the idea that i hate cluster b people. i just hate jimmy who i think exhibits cluster b symptoms. i'm also a fucking nerd up at midnight. and i'm flipping between tumblr and a wikipedia tab abt aspd so there's that. yapping under the cut.

hoo boy okay. this is really complicated. first off looking at the diagnosis bit of the wikipedia article where they cite the dsm, jimmy fits under more than enough traits (the dsm lists 7 and requires at least three be present)

failure to conform to social norms and laws: this one is the biggest stretch and i can't really cite anything in the game for it, but if you find something that genuinely isn't a stretch, i'd love to see it.

deceitfulness: genuinely look at him and tell me this doesn't fit. he tricked daisuke several times to his gain and daisuke's loss every fucking time. spiked cocktail? yep. the fucking vent? jesus christ.

exhibiting impulsivity or failing to plan ahead: man he fucking crashed the tulpar because he didn't wanna deal with the consequences of his actions. he forced himself onto anya and then nuked the ship because he forgot things happen after you do things.

irritability and aggressiveness: anya. curly. swansea. genuinely there are too many instances for me to name one. he assaults curly while administering the painkillers. he yells at anya for daring to ask him to give curly painkillers. the whole 'shoot swansea so you don't fucking die' sequence. there's so much i'm going to be sick.

reckless behavior that disregards the safety of others: crashing the fucking tulpar!

irresponsibility: one of the major themes in mouthwashing is taking responsibility and the way jimmy goes about doing that is genuinely horrible.

lack of remorse after hurting or mistreating another person: do i even need to explain this? he doesn't spare any thoughts for anya. he thinks of her as a fucking womb and nothing else. do you call that remorse? i fucking don't.

now. i don't know shit about jimmy's childhood but just considering 6 of 7 are already exhibited well enough it's kinda easy to see. it's impossible to know for sure, but jimmy's behavior is well enough argument in my mind. you can absolutely disagree with this ofc, i'm just saying what i think. and you can argue about jimmy being something completely different, i'd love to hear it.

personally, though, this is just my take on him. i think he's likely to have aspd. this will not affect the way i write him, this is just me trying to understand his character a lil more. if you have different thoughts or even just want to explain, please yap to me, it'll help me string together my thoughts better. yapping over

[mortuarywriting]

*slides you a snack of your choosing* tell me more about turkeys. i’m deeply curious

- @pfhwrittes

Snackies are always appreciated!! And hell, have some fun Morg lore

Look, I'm from a Very Rural Area, like I'd say I'm just a jerk from a small town but the house I consider the one I grew up in? The "town" didn't constitute as a town because we didn't have our own post office. There were more cows than people in the two towns we were squeezed between and we weren't a cattle farming dominant area!!! Our agg priorities were different!! Cows just helped with the fields!

All this to say: we had family friends who had a farm that we would visit somewhat regularly because their kids were my parents godkids and they've been family friends for A Hot Minute. Good people but it was a farm so yanno there's only so much to do.

They always had a fun spread of chickens because they wanted some neat breeds (I know they had the polish fancy ones, but I dont remember the breed they had that laid eggs that were just slithtly pastel kinda easter colors. They were neat), a handful of ducks, and turkeys. Maybe a goose or two? They had a bit of everything tbh. Dunno what it is about turkeys that I've gotten so fond of em but they're so fuckin silly!!

Really they try to be big and impressive but I meant what I said when they just deflate and go back to vibing if you pet down their back. While they don't lay quite as often as chickens turkey eggs? Much larger in comparison!

You can get 2-3 eggs worth for a single turkey egg. Ducks and geese also have eggs that are larger than chicken eggs. It's neat stuff and they're pretty good!

We had a lot of chicken raising in the area I'm from and that's where the 4H kids would take field trips to, and after they'd interacted with the chicks the chicks couldn't be reintroduced to the rest of the flock because they've been introduced to outside germs and sickness and if they got sick could infect the lot. It's easier to count the chicks as losses because the American poultry system is. Not pretty. And casualties among the flock happen. I would not recommend looking this up.

ANYWAY there were always kids who were like "no ill take the chicks home with me!" And then there were chicks running around the highschool because it was a school trip during school hours. High schoolers are known to be so responsible, so naturally a giant shock when people weren't paying attention and lost em. Chicks would just kinda wander until someone else scoops em up and finds who they belonged to.

From a teacher who wound up with one of these chicks they uh. Don't ever really develop properly in the sense of acclimating properly to becoming a free range chicken after the conditions they were raised in initially. Commercial chicken raising is, again, a nightmare in the states and from what little I've mentioned to my friends in the UK it wouldn't be acceptable practice there. So that's nice.

Anyway the chicken wire comment is exactly what it says on the tin: chicken chicks are like the perfect size to be an owl's lynch if they can get into the area you're keeping the babies in. Nature and circle of life and all that, but chicken wire for the most part will keep em away from the babs. Turkey chicks are a bit bigger but I still wouldn't put it past a hungry owl tbh. I also personally call turkey chicks turklets. They're very cute to me and I always love seeing wild turkey moms with like 6-7 of em.

So yeah. Turkeys are neat and funny and I absolutely derailed this to talk about chickens whoops. Fun turkey story we have from some family friend or another- he was at a bar, was supposed to be home by 10, rocked up at home after midnight, couldn't get in, it was below freezing, so he just. Went in with the turkeys, grabbed and held one, and just slept in with them. If you're their people they're fine with you in with them, I think it's neat.

Have a wild turkey fact people don't think about: these bitches do fly. That is a thing they do. They also sleep in trees! Somewhere on my phone I have a picture of a turkey hanging out at the top of a tree to stay out of the rain. I wouldn't wanna get out of bed for a dreary day either.

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

i said on a post if it gets one note I’d make an essay on why Dancing in the Street by Stephen Day fits Nuzi rlly well so hear is my midnight ramblings on aforementioned topic.

First let us go through the lyrics of the song and address it line by line:

It was coming to down in sheets

(not only can this be used for rain, but snow. Copper-9 where the show takes place is a snowy wasteland)

You were staring back at me in the middle of the street that night

(not perfect, but remember that scene in the Promening where N and Uzi meet up again after the end of Heartbeat? Where they’re awkward and just kinda stutter and stare at each other? Not to mention, eye contact throughout the show holds up pretty well.)

It was dark but I could see it

In the morning I’d see you in a different light

(See in a different light huh? This could be a metaphor for N finally giving in to being in love with Uzi even after Tessa told him he needs to kill her. The dark being his mind clouded by his own desires, and the morning with different light could be his clearer mind screaming, “WHYD YOU DO THAT TESSA WILL KILL YOU!”)

I knew better I saw your feet off the ground

I knew better something was holding me down

I knew better, yet still I spun you around

(Again, he knew better than to just let himself be with Uzi bc of Tessa, yet still gave in)

and for a moment

we were dancing in the street like people do

(prom scene anyone? Dancing in an inopportune moment, such as in the middle of a street or a fight?)

dancing in the street hiding the truth

(Uzi and N kept their feelings hidden from each other for a hot minute! Especially with our little tsundere Uzi trying her darndest hardest to not be in love with N)

dancing in the street like people do

when they’re in love

(THEYRE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR)

*sick guitar solo*

There in the streetlight we both knew

(During the holding hands scene in Dead End, although they never explicitly say anything about each other, the holding hands does most of the talking and they know)

It was coming down in sheets

(snow)

You were staring back at me like you didn’t want to leave that night

(we already see that N is Uzi’s first friend and vice versa. I think it’s safe to say parting is already bad enough while they’re bffs)

holding tight cause you could feel it

(N and Uzi give very tight hugs to each other. Also, Uzi and N do cling to each other. They like being near each other, whether you interpret it as platonic or romantic)

in the morning I’d see you in a different light

(The “you could feel it” from the last line combined with this can be Uzi knowing Tess would be really mad and N might feel guilty about it, but is just trying to preserve the moment)

You knew better and still you kept me around

(insecurity and gratitude that can go both ways, Uzi or N)

You knew better something was holding me down

You knew better, and still I spun you around

(Tessa says no, but eh.)

and for a moment

we were dancing in the street like people do

dancing in the street hiding the truth

dancing in the street like people do

when they’re in love

(repeats chorus for a hot sec)

Suddenly morning came, and all the rain had gone away

(once they realize what they did)

and when we woke from the dream darling everything had changed

(dream, like this was a nearly impossible thing, yet still good. A good thing.)

and though it’s over and we know it would you know that I care

(they care about each other. They do. It’s undeniable. Also, the being over part could be Uzi being nearly fully possessed by the Absolute Solver, making the relationship impossible)

would you know that i care?

(the repeat is important with this one bc it really emphasizes, “you know i fucking care and love you so much, right?”)

*repeats chorus again*

OK ALL DONE I GOTTA SLEEP OR NOT SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AHAH BYE

[greasygrimeygopher-whats]

Webkinz Recipes By The Cuddly and Snuggly Teddy Bears!

OOPS ALL CARBS (I swear this wasn't on purpose im sorry). Comfort Foods for the Teddy Bears. Man, I wish these had plushie versions. Also, I haven't made one of these in a while; they are so fun tho. Anyway. Here we go!

"Jest The Best Bagel" Funny Face Mini Veggie Pizza (THE REST OF THE OWL. [sorry] Replace the bread flat things with bagels for authenticity. Also, you can make whatever faces you want; animal ones are really cute)

"Peanut Butter & Honey Sandwich" Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwiches (This recipe has butter in it as well, which I assume you can choose not to use for dairy purposes. Or not needing a refrigerator purposes)

"Choco Chip Waffles" Double Chocolate Waffles (The sheer amount of chocolate may kill you. Chocolate batter, chips and sauce. Worth it)

"Lasagna" World's Best Lasagna (Bold claim, Website. I always forget how to spell lasagna. I guarantee I could not do it without spell check, but to be fair, I haven't eaten it much. There is about fifteen million lasagna recipes out there, so options abundant)

"Cinnamon Bun" Cinnamon Raisin Rolls (I almost forgot about the raisins! I was putting just a regular cinnamon roll recipe, until I looked at the in-game recipe again. Remembered now)

"Birthday Party Sandwich" Mac and Cheese Dogs (Um. This one has you make your own Mac and cheese, but feel free to take the boxed kind and put it with some boiled hot dogs between two white bread slices. Then turned into grilled cheese with chili. I don't know if this is making me hungry or sick. Maybe just do the recipe version...)

"Teddy Bear Porridge" Peanut Butter Kiwi Oatmeal (Peanut butter and oatmeal is pretty good tho. Also please shape the kiwi slices and maybe grab a few blueberries/banana slices if you got any. Also, I didn't know the difference between oatmeal and porridge; turns out oatmeal is a type of porridge. My ignorance, cured)

"Honey BBQ Chips" BBQ Sweetpotato Chips Recipe (HUNGRY. HUNGRY. I WANT THESE. I think I have a craving rn so I have zero other commentary. sweetpotato)

I recently got the Cuddly Teddy Bear for Black Friday to renew my account and I LOVE HIM. I'd get the Snuggly one next year if it wasn't a member only pet. RIP. (If you lose your membership, do these pets just get snapped how does this work)

Part 1: Dreamy Sheep

Part 2: Pink Poodle

Part 3: Cocoa Dinosaur and Marshmallow Bunny

Part 4: Midnight Monster

Part 5: Love Puppy

Does anyone actually read this far?

I kinda wish that we could still visit each others houses in Webkinz. I'm gonna make the Backrooms in my house. I'm really gonna. All those kinscash old furniture items fit. And the hotel theme. I'm ignoring the estore stuff because I'm cheap. I even named my Cuddly Teddy Lucky 'O Milk. His room is party themed. Thus, the inclusion of the Jester Bagel and Party Sandwich. Little secret there. Okay, now I should check to make sure all the above links go to the right places. Thanks.

Have a song.

[protect-daniel-james]

kinda nsfw niche funky idea including Unai Emery and the Aston Villa stadium, and yes, I will elaborate. Read more at your own risk if you know me. (all is a work of fiction etc.)

(I blame @longeyelashedtragedy for this, for - and I quote - saying "he seems like the type who’d fuck his stadium at midnight")

Anyway. Unai is... special. Different. Probably neurodivergent, if we like throwing these terms around. He's a bit of a mess, but also in desperate need to have things under control, to micromanage everything. His long talks and motivational speeches are legendary - and it's no secret that not all his players bought into his style of speaking and describing and demanding stuff, especially considering how he looks and how intense and passionate he can get when speaking about his one true love, football. I mean, imagine how kids behaved towards the one nerdy guy who would make a 20-minute-long presentation about his very niche topic of interest at school and struggled a little bit with getting some points across although it was obvious he was passionate. What a weirdo! I doubt some of the big egotistical star players have a lot of time for someone like that.

So maybe at times, Unai struggles to feel a connection with the players. Or maybe he does, but as always, he wants more. He desperately tried to build the connection with Villa fans, which so far has been a great success - they love him. Maybe he wants even more, he wants to understand the DNA of the club etc., all the usual stuff, but Unai means it, in his own weird way.

He is el enfermo de futbol, "sick for football", he's been laughed at (in a joke-y way) that he fucks football. maybe he doesn't quite do that, but he "experiences everything very intensely", and even his feelings about football are not all that... normal? with his obsession with details, planning, and micromanagement, he loves all of that - the smell of grass, getting out the cones before training, the material of the seat in the dugout, his beloved clipboard with papers with tens of different scenarios that he wrote by hand presumably during long night work sessions.... And these things are like the physical representation of football. Don't forget he started at 3rd division of the Spanish league, doing everything himself, and kinda retained that approach and mentality until today. He is the custodian, he is the "protector", he is the one responsible for the club. Sometimes it didn't work out. Now everything seems to be working out.

Enter the stadium, the place of magic. "This is really a home, not only a Stadium."

utvaddiction? For him, definitely. He's addicted to work, to progress, and to football. And the stadium represents all of that - the possible future, the dreams, the historicity of the club. Don't forget Unai co-owns a historic club Real Unión in Basque country, where his grandad used to play! He knows what history means in football. He spoke about this in an interview with Michael Calvin about how you can smell the football in England at the stadium with the crowd, and I don't think he was exaggerating. He wants to smell it, he wants to touch it, he wants to feel it. Not the round ball used for playing but the abstract football, but that's only possibly through its physical representations.

Basically, he wants to fuck the idea of football.

Where better than at a stadium, at midnight, probably after a winning match, when the memory of the crowd and the smell of football is still present?

Lets say the cameras don't work at night. Or he - of course - knows which spots around the stadium are hidden from cameras. It's basically jerking off in an empty stadium - but in a very frantic manner, with all the reasons described above, it's not just about rubbing a quick one out lol, it's intense and deep and maybe he gets to rub himself against a seat. Or, if there are really no cameras, he would probably want to get on the pitch actually. While being very respectful and fearful, almost afraid to lay his hands on the sacred grass but - I mean he's religious. He fears and loves at the same time, right? Does the same there as well. A football pitch is a sacred place and he worships it in the best way possible, knowing that this is the most intense and for him a lasting way to build and have a connection with the club that nobody else can understand.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk, you can unfollow now.

[busterheadspace]

I saw your Inside Job Bad Things Happen bingo, and I was wondering if you could write something with Brett and Reagan for "get well soon gift"?

(also! Hi!! It's @reagans-malewife! thank you so much for reblogging my stuff :) )

No problem (also sorry for delay)

Note: Request are open. I have Two Bingos left so hurry if you want a prompt around it

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 Brett held back a sneeze as people walked by him. It agitated his throat but it was okay. People didn’t need to know that he wasn’t feeling good. But what if  they noticed? He was acting strange today.

The mild ache in his bones got worse through the day, and his head was really starting to hurt. He tried to be at his full of energy and helpful but hiding whatever he caught made the effort hard.

He eventually reached the exit of the building and went to his car. Other people were leaving for the day and a part of him couldn't wait to sleep. He found his car and opened it. Sitting down brought some relief and he leaned his head against the wheel. He was so tired… 

It couldn't hurt to take a break. Maybe he'll feel better after a few minutes of closing his eyes..

—

Something tapping on his window made Bret reopen his eyes. He lifted his head, winced and held his neck. Along with the tiredness, his neck aches and his nose was stuffy. That didn’t really help

The noise on his window made him refocus. To his surprise, it was Reagan who was doing it . He rolled down his window and tried to look okay.

"Hey Reag-dog. Kinda glad to see you leave early, I thought you would be working until midnight " Reagan looked confused at the response.

"Brett, it's one am” What?! He looked around. The parking lot was empty beside his and Reagan's car. How long did he close his eyes for?

"Sorry.. sorry. I fell asleep. I'll go-.. go" He felt another sneeze coming and it was loud. He could his nose running and his body aches from the motion. He sneezed repeatedly and once he’s finished, he’s breathing heavily. 

“Are you okay? You seemed off during lunch.” Reagan was looking at him worried and he didn’t like it. She already has so many issues to deal with, he’s not that important. He shrugged, and leaned his head against the seat

“Allergies… I think..” He mumbled and reached for the key to start the car. A hand stops him from turning it. She held onto him for a few moments before touching his face

“I don’t think it’s allergies. You’re warm.”

“I’m okay.. just tired..I can go home” 

“I can drive you home. I'm not letting you fall asleep behind the wheel.' Reagan opened the car door, and helped him out. He was leaning on her, making it a bit of a struggle to get him to the passenger side but she managed. 

As soon as Brett was in the passenger seat, his body relaxed against his will, his head turning fuzzy as the seat was reclined. Reagan slid into the driver seat, putting her seatbelt and began driving  .

Brett had dozed off while they drove. It was quiet for a few minutes until Reagan heard him muttering in his sleep.

“I don't want to be a bother...”

It made Reagan frowned as she drove out of the parking lot. Brett was never a bother. She wondered how he was cared for when he was sick as a kid. She really hoped it wasn't horrible but knowing Brett’s family.. She hated that his family hurted him in so many ways.

Brett whined, his  face scrunching up seen in the mirror. Maybe he was dreaming or his mind was being weird but it was clear he was upset. She tried to think what could help calm him down, and realized it was something she wasn’t exactly good at or liked. With a deep breath, Reagan put a hand on Brett’s arm, squeezing it lightly. It makes him relax a bit.

“Okay, we’re almost home. Just hang on there.” She mumbled

—-

Brett woke up, and sneezed again. He sat up, rubbing his nose, and sniffled. He was full awake hearing something falling nearly and someone cursing loudly. He rubbed his eyes, realizing he wasn’t home. He was at Reagan’s place

Despite how he felt, Brett stood up with a blanket around his shoulders and moved toward the kitchen. Reagan was in there, cleaning something off the floor. Brett quickly went over to help and she stopped.

“Oh shit. Did I wake up?” Reagan asked. “You should be back on the couch.”

“I’m okay.” Brett said and coughs into his arm. “What are you doing?”

She pointed to the counter. Brett saw open cans on the containers, and a pot boiling and the clock in the wall. 

“Are you making me..?”

“Soup. I don’t have much food and I never really cooked but food always help” 

“Reagan it’s like, five in the morning. Did you stay up all night for me?” Brett had just notice the bags on her face. It was his fault she didn’t sleep. 

“It’s fine Brett. You helped me when I was sick. I’m going to help you mow. Also because I didn’t even notice you weren’t yourself.”

The stove began making noises before Brett could response  and Reagan got up to see what was the problem. She grabbed two bowls and sat back on the floor, handing him a bowl of.. dark soup with green beans in it. Brett took one bite and almosted gagged but he swallowed it.

“Reagan, you were in much worse conditions than me when you sick. This is probably a cold. I’m sorry for bothering you.”

“Brett, you’re never a bother to me.” Reagan respond. “I mean you help everyone. Why can’t I help you? I know your family never gave a shit about you but, I do. Just take off work when you feel sick. You probably would have been at Cognito the whole night if I wasn’t working late.”

Brett smiled and took another sip of the soup, regretting it instantly as he felt his throat burning and sometung coming up. He stood up and raced to the sink, puking pratically nothing but the soup and stomach acid . 

“Oh shit! Are you okay?!”

He gave her a weaks thumbs up before leaning on the counter. Now he felt horrible and tired now. 

“Can.. we. sleep.. please” 

Reagan nodded and quickly lead him to the couch. He falls onto it, and feel asleep. Reagan was staring at him before yawning. She probably had to deal with the mess in the kitchen. Note to herself that she had to find better ways to cook because she rather not see Brett puked again. She was tired.. and maybe Brett would prefer if she stayed down here. 

Sitting at the edge of the couch, she curled herself up for long a nap. 

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Random useless big info dump bout Campsiter derps sleeping cuz i am tired and want to ramble lol

Ye, here, have a hugeass paragraph of useless information lol ---- Main bunkroom bed layouts: (each derp in the main bunkroom has their bed designed in a certain way sooooo here's how xd)

Sharky: Because of Sharky's size, him being 7'2 and a teenager so...Still growing up, his bunk and the bunkbed as a whole since his is on the bottom, are sized with him in mind (so he gets the basic room he needs to be cozy and stretch out in his bed some andddd Max + the guest in the guest bed on top would have quite alot of extra room for them also so epic lol) Sharky has various arts, sticky notes, and pictures on his inner wall. He has maybe a few stuffed animals and he's got a p decently sized pillow for his head. Sharky likes to be extra cozy so he usually has several blankets on his bed/near his bed. It's not uncommon to see Sharky snoozing with like 3 or 4 blankets ontop of him if he's cold. Ya boi likes his blankets lol. Sharky's bed curtain is pretty plain, just a dark blue color but he does have a small light on the roofbit of his bunk he can turn on for late night arts. Sharky's also closest to the nightstand so he gets free reign of it mostly lol.

Max: Max has an aroace flag on his wall and various pictures and maybe a few meme pics he thinks are amusing, idk, i could see that. Max has several pillows in his bed and i like the idea he has maybe a plain body pillow up against his bedwall so he doesn't slam into the wall while he's sleeping (Max can sleep in all sorts of positions so my guess is Max can be a very restless sleeper who moves alot while he's asleep and deep in dreams.) Max has his main pillow filled with all sorts of stuff, it's kinda his stash for midnight snacks and tech and other shit…And ye. Max usually sleeps with one or 2 blankets. Max's bed curtain is a basic dark green cuz Max likes green and doesn't really give much of a shit lmao Guest bed: The top bunk of Sharky and Max's bunk is the guest bed, so visitors usually sleep there. As a result, it's pretty basic and plain as to accommodate guests and whatnot.

(Andddd other bunkbed, let's go lol)

Lady: Lady's bunk is very very plush, she has very fluffy pillows and blankets and whatnot. Lady's main pillow has a pink pillowcase but she also has a few other pillows such as a sunflower one. Lady also has a small stuffed ladybug plushie in the corner of her bed that she'll snuggle up with when anxious or sick. She's had that Ladybug plushie since she was a kid and her name is Petunia. Lady's bed curtain is usually shut every night so she can have some privacy sleeping but there are times she's so tired that she'll forget to pull the pink satiny curtain back so ye. Lady's got a big thick quilt blanket she usually sleeps with but on hotter nights, she'll opt for a blanket instead. Lady's wall has quite a few fashion models and outfit design ideas she's taped up.

Kristy: Kristy's bed starts off in series plain like the guest bed but as time goes on, her bed becomes more hers. She puts up anime posters on her wall, she changes the curtain color to be red (since fave color) she gets several pillows since she likes to prop herself up while sleeping, she gets a few plushies (maybe some of her anime characters and i can see maybe some she gets from others…Kristy also gets a couple blankets from the hall closet and claims them kinda as her own, such as this red blanket she finds that's very plush. It's nice to see Kristy get more cozy as time goes on, her situation considered… Angel: Despite Angel coming after Kristy, Angel sets up her bedding pretty fast since she was more prepared to move to The Campsite. We see Angel has some like containers she's clipped to the sides of her bunk to organize her things, she nails up a white dry erase board that she'll scribble on, she has notes for scheduling things on the walls, and ye. Angel also brings things from her sea home such as several clams that she has as comfort objects in one of her containers. Angel has to get land materials for bedding so she gets a cozy basic purple pillow and purple blanketing to keep her comfy at night. Angel also has a curtain put up that she has as a basic dark pink color also… ----------------------------------- And more sleeping info stuff cuz fuck it lol

Sharky-Stomach and side sleeper, mostly stomach cuz he likes his face in the pillow(doesn't like laying on his back much cuz dorsal fin)sometimes will use ocean or rain ASMR to help him sleep or will draw/write til he gets tired, likes alot of blankets when it's cold, (maybe has a stuffed animal or 2? Perhaps?) Sometimes talks in his sleep, deep dreams alot so it can be hard to wake him up sometimes, usually pretty aesthetic in nature cuz of course they fucking are. Usually also will sleep heavier after eating, falls into food comas pretty easily. Not a morning person, better if he wakes up more on his own. Does snore a good bit sometimes.

Kristy-Back and side sleeper, likes her pillows proped up. Has to have her phone near her cuz anxiety. Used to take amulet off to sleep when she first got it, then got paranoid af so not anymore, she sleeps in it now. Pretty quiet sleeper but pretty easy usually to wake her up with loud noises or sudden disturbances. Has nightmares probably more then Sharky or Max does, they often REALLY get to her and she'll need to be calmed down or her anxiety will run ary and have a field day.

Max-Sleeps however the fuck, does not give a fuck what position, he'll force it.(but usually he prefers sleeping on his stomach or his side) Has a fuckton of stuff stored in his pillowcase, floppy ears will often flop in his face, will snore and twitch in his sleep. His dreams often involving his depression, how it manifests and whatnot(not every dream tho) Max gets dreams that will bother him sometimes but not really nightmares, he RARELY gets those. Often passes out while listening to livestreams.

Lady-Strict back sleeper, she always sleeps with an eyemask and earplugs of some sort (since other people will sometimes stay up doing things, she can't sleep well with lots of noise, she's a pretty light sleeper) Lady likes laying just flat down, she doesn't prop up her pillows or anything. Likes to use an electric blanket or 2 when very cold. Has a little curtain she pulls that's attached to the top of her bunk when going to sleep, she doesn't like people watching her sleep really either, privacys pretty important to her…Eyemask helps prevent eyebags from forming or other eye issues…Sometimes will sleep in a full facemask.

Angel-Side sleeper usually, Likes very fluffy fluffy blankets and pillows, she has several of both. Likes to write a bit about her day before sleeping, sometimes likes to watch random videos. Sleeps better with rain but thunderstorms can be a bit unnerving to her sometimes so she won't sleep as well. She gets ALOT of blankets when it's colder, Angel hates being cold…She doesn't like summer heat much either though and will try and use fans to cool down when it's hotter…

BONUS-Alt Trio derps too cuz why not?: Orange Hair-Stomach and side sleeper, Barely EVER fucking sleeps but when she does succumb to exhaustion, she'll usually sleep an entire day, she'll like hybernate for a day or 2 then will get IMMEDIATELY back on the grind. Likes it dark and dim as possible, she CANNOT sleep with bright lights or sunlight. Snores pretty loud, usually will fuckin drool everywhere, she's not a graceful sleeper lmao. If you wake her up and it's not important, prepare to face her fucking wrath, when she's in the mindset of "I want to sleep", NOTHING will get in her way of her catching some z's…

Nucleo-Pretty much just a stomach sleeper usually, he doesn't find other positions as comfortable(though he does shift in his sleep so he'll find himself waking up on his back or whatever sometimes) Pretty light sleeper, it's not hard to wake him up…Dreams about all kinds of stuff, usually kind of more fantasy oriented dreams like him being a space ship captain fighting off aliens or bullshit like that, idk what else you'd expect from the conspiracy boyo lmao. Also usually likes to sleep in darkness, likes it dead quite, likes to snuggle with his stingray pillow plush he has, likes having a bigger bed, he likes to strech out, hair gets even more fuckin messy when he wakes up. This kind of being a popular seafolk thing, Nucleo kinda also wants to get a hammock at some point to sleep in too(this is pretty popular among sea dwellers, just hanging beds in general)

The Captain-Back and side sleeper, likes having a lamp or 2 on. Likes a noise cushion, usually uses a radio or his tv. Likes to relax by watching tv or reading before bed(maybe watches online content of some sort, i could see that too.) Has multiple pillows, sometimes likes to prop himself up. Usually also has a fan going or his upstairs window somewhat cracked open for fresh air.

BONUS TWO, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO- Nightmare reaction shiz lol

Kristy: wakes up anxietyridden at night, has to be calmed down before she can sleep again. Sometimes she'll give up and stay up though, her anxietys really really bad and pretty powerful on her unfortunately…

Sharky: if he has a bad dream, he just jolts up like "THE FUCK WAS THAT???" realizes he's back in reality, comes back down to earth for a second and then shoves it away and is like "…Warm cozy bed, rest, sleep………💤....." Sharky usually doesn't have bad dreams tho, Sharky's nightmares are a rare thing so yeah…Out of The Trio derps, he has best dream sleep. (Sharky doesn't take good care of himself usually tho so he doesn't sleep well alot. He usually sleeps pretty shit which is part of why mornings suck ass to him…)

Max: he wakes up but it's not a jolt or anything, Max doesn't harshly react unless it's a very extremely bad dream…So usually instead, Max will lay there, head empty and will either go back to sleep or he'll just be like "…Wow, that sucked. I'm hungry, i want some snacks. Snacks good." And will then thus eat and come back upstairs and sleep after eating some xd