#theres one where he is being a bastard who keeps using innuendo

[trainer-blue]

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[yeppeojiwrites]

incubus jaehyun as your roommate

the second part of the yeosang fic is coming along really slowly so in order to keep you guys on your toes and since i’ve been in an nct mood since yesterday, here’s a little something in honor of our valentines day boy, jaehyun!

happy twenty second birthday, i hope things go great for you this year!

theres a little reader x jaehyun but its mostly sexual, there’s no romantic emotional feelings involved 

- incubus jaehyun was kinda stuck here on earth

- he wasn’t completely sure why but it might have had to do with the fact that he fell in love with a human

- he fell in love with the human and after months and months of dating, he decided to move into her apartment and sell his old one, which would later prove to be a bad decision

- they broke up a few months later after jaehyun had found out that she (not him) was cheating on him with another person. 

- he had yelled a few choice words at her and stormed out of the apartment and went to the nearby club. after calling his ex-girlfriend to tell her that he doesn’t want to date her anymore, he let loose, taking shot after shot after shot until he couldn’t feel anything anymore. 

- while in a drunken state, he forgot to realize that he doesn’t have anywhere to live anymore and when he came home, he found his shoes, his clothes, his albums, and his car keys and charger by the door of the apartment. 

- “shit!” he yelled, causing the neighbors’ dog to start barking. 

- suddenly sober, he took his stuff and put it into his car, before getting into the car and falling asleep there

-since then, jaehyun bounced between living in his car and spending the night at his one night stand’s living areas.

- and after every one night stand, he would have a quick shower and leave before his lover of the night woke up. 

- jaehyun knew just who to search for and who was the most vulnerable

- enter you

- you were just a broke college student who was in nightclub for the half price off ladies’ night

- jaehyun noticed you immediately

- he went up to you and offered to buy you a drink and let him

- one thing led to another and after an hour of talking, he ended up back at yours where you shared a heated night together

- jaehyun wasn’t as focused on the sex aspect of the night as you were though. he was more focused on the room across the hall with bare walls and a stripped bed. 

- “hey, do you have a roommate?” he asked in between thrusts

- you opened your eyes a little bit, peering at him through your pleasure clouded eyes

- “no, why?” you asked.

- “can i live here?” he asked

- “what the fuck? we just met and now you want to live with me?” you asked

- “It’s not like that,” he said, his thrusts slowing. “look, i just need a place to stay for right now. i can pay half for rent and give you extra in compensation in either money or sex.” he said.

- “i’ll have to think about it,” you said, pulling him closer so that he could help you finish.

- “i’ll make it simple for you,” he said. “if you want me to help you finish, let me move in with you.” he said, his thrusts going teasingly slow. 

- you whined a bit. “fine,” you said. “now hold up your end of the bargain.” you said, smacking his arm. he laughed in response. “with pleasure.”

- the rest is history

- he’s really good about turning in his rent, surprisingly

- the only thing you couldn’t get used to was his constant use of sexual innuendos and jokes

- “hey (y/n), what are you doing in the bathroom?” he asked through the door

- “taking a shower,” you yelled.

- “without me?” he asked

- “shut up, you horny bastard,”

- you guys don’t really have sex that often, only when jaehyun senses that you’re stressed out from work and school

- another thing that you can’t get used to are his sexual partners, he has a new one every other day

- it’s a regular occurrence to hear moans and jaehyun’s name being yelled throughout your apartment

- “oH mY gOd JaEhYuN” “dOnT sToP”

- “do you have to have sex in our apartment?” you asked jaehyun one day

- “why? is someone jealous?” jaehyun asked

- “no, i’m just never able to sleep,” you said

- “fair enough,” he said. “i’ll try to keep it down.”

- and he did

- for a week

- overall, jaehyun is a pretty good roommate. sure it’s annoying hearing moaning and skin slapping sounds but the positives of jaehyun’s residency in your apartment far outweigh the negatives

alright well that was my first headcannon thingy so i hope you enjoyed it and if you did, request something!!

thanks for reading!

ellie out