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more various things of vivian and her polycule
#iiiii love them so much guysss so much#im obsessed#theres a little carved out section in my head for them and im having so much fun#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#paper mario#ttyd#ttyd remake#vivian ttyd#goombella ttyd#goombella#mario#me and tags have a frienemie relationship. orugh#whaaaaagevar ... ill live🫡
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you guys aren’t ready for this Content™ hold onto your fucking hats
again absolutely do not r3blog this it’s for your viewing pleasure only. this is from the section i drafted last night so it’s pretty rough, but also too Iconic not to post
They never talk about the Calaveras or the search for Kate after they make camp, but they find other things to make conversation about. One night Derek tells Chris about the auto repair shop he and Laura both worked in while they lived in New York and discovers Chris has a love of classic cars.
"Laura, too," Derek says. "I mean, I like cars all right, I picked up some stuff from her, enough to do most of my own repairs, but she was really the car person. She had this...1960s, I don't remember what year, it was Mustang she was restoring, bit by bit. Champagne gold."
Chris lets out a low whistle. "Now that's a machine. What happened to it?"
"Told the owner she could keep it when I left town," Derek says. "It really was more Laura's thing. She was picky, wouldn't drive anything that she could outrun. That was Laura," he sighs, "drove 25 over every speed limit, smoked like a chimney, and always looking for an excuse to pick a fight. She was almost a worse alpha than I was."
"But great taste in cars," Chris says. "I used to have this black 1967 Impala* I liked to work with in my spare time. I've always wanted to restore one from scratch, but after I got married and we started moving around, it was too much trouble to lug around the extra vehicle with us. Had to take up whittling instead." He holds up his left hand, where his wedding ring still rests, glinting in the firelight. "See that little line along my pointer? Nearly lopped the thing right off when I was carving a cowboy boot.** It needed six stitches. Vicky was furious."
"You're kidding," Derek says, choking down a laugh. "I, uh, think beginners are supposed to start with an egg."
"A man doesn't sit on his porch and whittle an egg."
"I did," says Derek, "well, I sat on our roof, and I was still a kid. I got to animal statues eventually—then I helped my dad build the deck. You can't really see much of it anymore," he adds, "but right on the front of the house? We did that together one summer. The posts used to have little engravings in them."
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Emily ☕️ IM SCREAMING YOUR NOTES its so bad bc my first thought: isn't the most dad car an impala looks over to the right of the screen closes eyes very slowly
liz ✌ FUCK i mean a hunter with a black chevy,
Emily ☕️ fuck. I'm screaming i LOVE this oh my god dad hobbies... .fuck
liz ✌ you know what, fuck it, i'm giving him the impala
Emily ☕️ YES look. if we both thought it,
liz ✌ i love that this delights you rather than makes you wanna cringe
Emily ☕️ somewhere deep inside there is still 16 year old, spn fan me and i cannot deny her
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liz ✌ theres a website called the art of manliness htsis is incredible me: googles simple whittling projects, dadly hobbies this website comes up in the top 5 every time the art of manliness suggests a few simple whittling projects: an egg, an animal statue, cowboy boots, and a duck's head this is too fun. i should not be allowed to have this much fun
Emily ☕️ FUCj chris argent.. sitting on his porch whittling... a duck's head i love this. so much
liz ✌ apparently cowboy boots are the most easy/popular i was like: lol a wolf statue but he'd never that's like...fraternizing with the enemy i couldn't see him doing ANY animal actually like...animals...are for killing...he's the opposite of an animal person
Emily ☕️ and i love him for this .
liz ✌ scott mccall: cuddly vet's assistant, gonna go to school and be a real vet chris argent: uncomfortable around dogs
#anchor#Research™#the egg line is maybe the most iconic thing i have ever written?#i've also thrown at least one line from a Certain Fanfiction About Supersoldiers into this project#you get ten points if you can find it when i finally post the stupid thing#my stuff#personal#teen wolf#the only thing i have to add after this is that in my heart#laura hale was a tomboy queer version of lana del rey with claws she wasn't afraid to use and no patience for men#writing talk
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