#theres a baby switchblade

[kennywhoremega]

It's a baby girl birthday!!

Happy 32nd Birthday Jay, love of my life, my future second husband 💙

He's my little pookie 🥰

[h4untedgrl]

Tear You Apart | c.bg

-♡ genre/au: honestly..theres no plot, dom!beomgyu x sub!reader

-♡ warnings: knife play (ripping clothes), color system used, reader is a bit spooked, pet names (gyu, little lamb, baby)

It was regular night (or so you thought) at home, you were waiting for Beomgyu to meet you in bed. He was quite the kinky guy, whips, cuffs, spreader bars, you name it and you’ve tried it with him. He loved pushing the boundaries between pleasure and pain.

But what about pleasure and fear?

Beomgyu had bought you a new set of lingerie, a lace black bra with a matching thong along with fishnet stockings. He also told you “You better have that on when I come back” So obviously… you comply.

He finally comes back, a switchblade in his left hand. Your heart sinks to your stomach what the fuck is he doing? is he going to me? what is he thinking? He watches you tense up in the bed “Calm down little lamb, m’ not gonna hurt you” Your jaw clenches at his words, “Gyu what are you doin-” “Do you trust me?” Your mouth opens but no words come out, you look like a deer in headlights.

Beomgyu inches closer to your stiff body, straddling himself over your body. “I’ll never hurt you baby.” He takes his right hand to run down your body. You shiver at the sensation, “What are you going to do with that?” Your voice tinged with fear. “Color.” He asks his voice dark. You hesitate for a moment, “Green.”

Beomgyu smiles to himself, placing the switchblade on the nightstand. It eases your nerves in the moment, and he suddenly places his lips against yours at a rigorous rate. His tongue entangles with yours, his hand reaches up to your throat. You moan at his hands placement on your throat, your back arching in pleasure.

His hand once again reaches for the switchblade as he peppers kisses down your torso, you tense up once more. “Color?”, your breath hitches “Green.” At your words he traces the dull edge of the blade along your midline, the cold temperature of blade making you hiss.

He finally makes it to your thighs, his grip on the handle tightened as brought it up your fishnets ripping the fabric. You gasp at the sensation, “Stay still baby.” He hums. You follow his commands keeping still. Beomgyu then brings the blade back up, this time to your panties, slicing them off you exposing your sopping wet cunt. He places the switchblade onto the nightstand one last time.

“You’re such a good girl for me, now let me help you calm down”

-♡ taglist @vampzity @scarfac3 @dvrktvnnel @dollywoo @planetjaeyun @yyaurii @cypher-03 @desirehorizon @atinytrashcan @crownj1min @la-undercover-latina

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

I, despite my URL being (if I was to judge) one of the worst to do this with, or, (because of the creatureness of the tagger in question,) perhaps BECAUSE of my URL being what it is, have been tagged by @qthewhatever to spell out my URL with song names. This is a slight and an attack and I will inflict my horrible little fangs upon you. however i will not back down from the challenge >:3

quick addition from being about halfway done with this. we are fighting. we are fighting and theres going to be guts and blood and stuff . why does my url have so many FUCKING O's.

C - Chokehold Cherry Python -- Ashnikko

O - O -- The Prodigy (I thought it was called "Omen" btw)

O - Occam's Razor -- Ferry

L - Little Dark Age -- MGMT

J - Junge -- Die Ärzte

P - Pyrite Girl -- Riproducer

G - Grimoire -- Reol

S - Saint Bernard -- Lincoln

O - Oleander -- Mother Mother

F - Fireflies -- Chris Garneau

W - World Eater -- Ashnikko

I - I hate it! -- Ferry

Z - Zeitgeist -- Black Sabbath

A - Animal Impulses -- IAMX

R - Run Rabbit Run -- The Hoosiers

D - Dumbest Girl Alive -- 100 Gecs

S - Sour Switchblade -- Elita

W - Welcome To The Black Parade -- MCR

I - Industry Baby -- Lil Nas X

T - through me to you -- Ferry

H - Home to Me -- Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

S - Smells Blood -- Kensuke Ushio

W - Where is my mind? -- Pixies

O - Once & for All-- The Crane Wives

R - Rules of Nature -- Jason Charles Miller

D - Dirty Summer -- Mother Falcon

S - Super Soaker-- Ashnikko

its fucking done its fucking done its fucking done ohhhhh hHHHH MY GOD THAT TOOK ME FOREVERRR

i also made a spotify playlist for this if anyone wants to do that to themselves

RIGHT its a tagging game i should single out some hapless victims fresh participants

@cyanide--cypher @evil-hat @the-stray-liger lets go gang at least you wont have a harder time than me. now excuse me im going to be hunting down @qthewhatever

[sheinthatfandom]

Okay so I don’t have much of a prediction for tonight as much as I have people I want to see win and people I feel l like TK wants to see win. Blue is mine yellow is who I think TK would book to win. Basically he wants the exact opposite of me.

Starting with right to left

Hangman vs switchblade: hangman just came off a win against swerve so I can see him winning to keep the momentum but walk with me through this idea instead jay just came back off injury he just came back and is no longer champion because fucking cd pulled the belts off the bang bang gang and then said gang were brutally and viciously attacked by hangman so jay should win the actual wrestling match but a way to keep them both strong without doing a time limit draw (Honestly that needs to stop) is to have the ref catch hanger using a weapon and ringing the bell right away. Jay wins the match but hanger looks crazy unhinged

Darby vs Brody: I just want Brody to throw darby around and kill that twink

Hologram vs mortos: I love mortos and he should win And taven should come out and offer himself as the beasts personal trophy.

Mark Briscoe vs Jericho: mark should kill Chris actually just fucking end him get him off tv until 2026 or later. Retire the mf. Mark is roh champion and while i dont think roh gets the love and care they should I am aware of how much worse it could be and having Chris come after the belt AGAIN proves tk could And will go to the worst decisions possible.

Private party vs young bucks: private party should win and defend it weekly also bring back their old music

Shibata va Jack perry: shibata should win and have a very homoerotic buildup with Danny

Willow vs Mariah: willow should be champion but Honestly i dont believe Theres a plan in place at all for either reign the fact there’s only ones womens match highlights how we’ve slid back on the women’s division

Ospreay richochet Takeshita: Takeshita should be champion. Neither one of the other guys needs a belt they can keep circling each other without a belt but my baby has deserved a belt for forever and after his g1 showing they have not pulled the trigger on him and they should.

Moxley vs Danielson: mox mox mox mox mox mox!!!!!! Sorry Bryan. Mox mox mox mox mox

[actualbird]

i feel like i havent told you guys this yet but i Love Knives. I Really Love Knives. my dad and i collect antique knives. check some of them out!!

up in the first pic, the knife on the leftmost side is the first knife i got. birthday gift from my dad to the happiest twelve year old!! dont ask me what to get for somebodys birthday because i will answer “balisong/butterfly knife.” it sure made me happy. this knife is one i hold really close to my heart so i bring it with me as much as possible. like a good luck charm. that can cut. 

one of my favorites is the gold colored one in the back of the 2nd pic. the one with the wavy blade. not only is it a balisong/butterfly knife, but it’s also double sided!! sharp on both sides!! i love that. theres one in the bottom of the 2nd pic that has the handle of a pistol but it’s still a Knife. bring a gun-looking knife to a knife fight. some of the knives in the second pic look real big, yeah? those are called itak. usually used for opening coconuts and harvesting crops, but they are like Very Sharp, obviously. can injure if youre not careful :\

aside from these antiques, we’re also really into sleeker modern stuff. i dont have any pictures but another knife i try to always have on me is this beautiful buck switchblade. multipurpose with a locking system. also its shape just fits really well in the hand. our Baby is probably this automatic switchblade where the blade just pops out with a press of a button. im kinda scared of it, tbh, but i still love it. 

ive never like. stabbed anybody before. but i took a lot of arnis classes and we learned basic knife attacks while wielding pencils. my teacher told me my biggest strength was my size (small) and my speed (i have anxiety so im very fast). so like. while im in No Rush to stab someone, i think itd certainly be a learning experience if i did. yknow. if anybody out there was due for a stabbing. like if you are even a slight inconvenience to my friends, thats something that definitely puts you due for a Stabbing. just an example!!! 

[tfw-no-tennis]

hunty x hunty cont

soooo we watched more! woohoo

we finished the hunter exam arc???? i THNK? lmaoooo at the end of the ep (21 i thiiiiink) we were on, satotz was like BUT THE HUNTER EXAM ISNT EVEN OVER YET or w/e lol aigh??? whats up w/that

anyways a lot happened in the last few eps that we watched....man i shouldve written this earlier but i litrelly havent been online. anyways

so during the hunter exam stage 4...gon is literally perfect (as i always have to say), him reuniting w/leorio and kurapika was rlly sweet :’) 

of course he immediately offered to help....goodest boy 

and wow that kid has such a powerful nose bvhjksfbjsk he rlly be a gr8 sniffer 

ok literally the part where leorio was in the cave and was like GON KURAPIKA DONT COME IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they both full speed sprint into the cave with 0 hesitation.....we love a 0 brain cells family 

i love leorio so much he really just b running around w/a switchblade and a breifcase, both of which he barely used during the exam lmao

so bummed that leorio slicing up tht snake happened offscreen. how tf did that even work, he doesnt have a goddamn sword

gon just being able to hold his breath for almost 10 mins makes so much sense somehow...he rlly is one of those shounen protags who is just casually a ridiculous human being and doesnt even fully realize that its weird 

that shot of him carrying everyone out of the cave was so sweet

and of course gon vs snakes....hes so perfect....he trusts his friends so much :’) 

also random aside but im so glad tonpa is out and idk if i talked abt this in my prev post but i feel like in most shounen he wouldve been like, so inspired by gons shounen protag energy that he wouldve changed his tune and taken the exam genuinely and either passed or declared that hed definitely pass next year - but no, he was awful til the end, this aint that kind of story (yet...?) 

have i mentioned that i hate hisoka? cause i hate hisoka. nasty ass crusty clown bitch 

what else happened in the phase 4 stuff. oh yeah killua clowned on those triplet dudes (and hanzo lowkey), which was great

ok the opening not having changed this whole time is so funny. imagine if it never changed and its still basic and cheery when everything gets crazy and dark lmao 

ooh my god i forgot to mention this last time but i feel like gons backpack is full of hair gel and hair gel ONLY, he only brought hair gel and his fishing rod. this is canon ty 

oh gosh when killua and gon reunited at the end of the 4th stage....OOOUGH so precious...those two are so cute god. i want a compilation of their cute moments together i hope that exists 

GOD OH FUCK the scene on the airship where kurapika and gon talked bc gon was clearly bothered by something (what happened w/hisoka obvs. i hate that clown bitch) and OUGHHHH OH GOD gon crying LICHRALLY killed me oh man :( i was literally just chanting NO NO NO!!!! at the TV cause seeing tiny baby boy upset was so sad....and ik it gets soooo much worse oh god i cant handle it 

the whole convo was really good and really anti-shounen (once again...feel like thatll be a theme lmao) bc like, it was a healthy convo where gon talked honestly abt his feelings instead of using some shounen protag BS phrases like ‘it doesnt matter!!! ill be stronger next time!!!’ or w/e....and kurapika is a such a good parent oh man :( 

again, cant get over how genuine and uncomplicated the teamup of the main 4 characters has been....literally no ‘we’re competing and only teaming up for convenience/the hunter exam comes before our friendship’ nonsense 

did anything else happen on the airship. ider 

anyways. can i talk abt illumi now. CAN I TALK ABT ILLUMI NOW. H8 THAT BITCH. 

ok wait back up theres other stuff

the interviews w/the candidates was interesting! i love how the old dude was SO not picking up what Creepy Hisoka was putting down lmaooooo

that poor old guy lmao he seems like a decent dude, he was like oh i dont wanna fight gon and killua cause theyre kids,....RIP u red shirt legend 

the bracket setup was so interesting oh man....very funky and creative. and then it wasnt really fully utilized lol, i feel like thats indicative of a bigger patten - hxh so far has been really creative and interesting, and clearly uninterested in setting things up simply to check off boxes on a shounen tropes checklist....i can already see what makes it so great if this keeps up bc daym, so many shounen have their interesting themes drowned out by the overwhelming necessity for the plot to hit certain shounen story beats, smothering otherwise new/fresh ideas and rerouting them back into the same old over-trodden shounen trope territory 

on a meta level, i wonder if the author was like, allowed more leniency (’do whatever bro’) bc hed already been successful w/yu yu hakusho. i havent seen/ready yyh so idk how ‘typically shounen’ it is but thats st that im curious about 

aaanyways. the tournament starts w/hanzo beating up gon for THREE HOURS STRAIGHT. jesus dude. so yeah obviously leorio and kurapika are the best parents ever and them getting so righteously angry over seeing this happen to gon is so heartwarming and good and also a big big mood 

they love their son okay. also that was fucked up. ALSO i find it interesting that thats only the second time we’ve seen kurapikas eyes turn red 

i bet that hisoka saw that also and somethign something phantom troupe, see bottom of post in predictions section 

seeing gon get beat up like that made my heart hurt :( especially when hanzo broke his arm...oof. 

god also i cant believe hanzo is 18 hes literally bald hvbhjafbjs whats w/hxh and making everyone a teen or younger lmao god 

also omfg i love that leorio and kurapika are lichreally 19 and already have kids wow thats amazing especially considering their kids are 12. its so funny that theyre such Parents already considering that the age gap is kinda hilariously small, espec bc i thought that they (mostly leorio) were a lot older at first lmao 

the fact that gon gets to win that fight against hanzo was a legit shock to me....again, anti-shounen. we’d normally want to see what our protag can do in a fight - espec in a tournament-style arc where the consequences arent as high typically - so we’d want him to go further, which is easy here bc to move on he has to lose, which is easy bc gon is a baby w/no offensive capabilities (that we’ve seen)

god ive talked abt this already but its so fascinating how we havent really had any full-on fights???? espec w/the main 4 characters????? we still barely know what they can do....WE STILL HAVENT BEEN INTRODUCED TO NEN???? 

ive been spoiled (i guess?) to the existence of nen but thats abt it. what can it do? what is it? fuck if i know lmao. so i could totally see them pulling a ‘we were using nen the whole time’ w/like hisoka or st, OR a ‘YOU were using nen the whole time w/out realizing it’ w/gon

ok anyways. that hanzo fight was rough but also gon is literally the best. he was trying to bargain w/hanzo to figure out a way where they could come to a conclusion that would satisfy them both - despite hanzo clearly outmatching gon in skill, so the effort on hanzo’s part would be pointless and simply for gon’s benefit....basically the entire proposal sound ludicris and insulting to suggest (or st, idk how to phrase it), but since its gon of COURSE he only has the purest of intentions and means it so genuinely that you cant even be mad at him 

hanzo just knocking him out lmaoooo and then hes just out for the rest of the tournament???? thats so wild and...whatdya know....un-shounen! 

then he wakes up n his lil x-shaped forehead bandage....ough so cute

also the whole convo he and satotz had abt gon’s victory and hunter license and earning/deserving it was so good :’) 

also i feel like the show did a good job of humanizing characters like satotz. i legit thought he was a robot or st at first but it feels more like hes just A Guy now,....albeit a weird guy, but thats to be expected. its like, yeah this guy also took the hunter exam at one point, wow.

anways this is already long and i havent even gotten to the killua stuff yet lol so im gonna stop here for now. and introducing a new segment..........the prediction corner! where i dump my speculations/predictions, entirely for my future self’s benefit 

PREDICTIONS: 

first off as i alluded to above, i think that hisoka has some sort of connection to the phantom troupe (does he know them? maybe not, but he knows where to find them? idk) and when he saw kurapikas red eyes, was able to figure out that whole deal and said st to kurapika during that fight like ‘hey i can help you find the phantom troupe if you want :))))’ 

i kinda said this earlier but i predict that kurapika might get really wrapped up in revenge and go off the rails a bit. we’ll see, so far that hasnt really happened, but for some reason i kinda think that it will? we’ll see

i (incorrectly) predicted that killua would have known that illumi was there the whole time, considering that he was able to noticing the hunter exam dudes following him in phase 4, etc....but BOY was i wrong about that oof 

iiii think that the whole ‘the hunter exam isnt over yet!!!’ stuff will be an opportunity for killua to pass this year still, maybe? idk abt that tho 

i have more predictions but i forgot :( also some of them are more relevant to the next few eps ill make a post on 

[puritty-blog1]

ramblings from a grocery store

the two parts of my brain are ever conflicting and each part hates the other and i will never be content with myself so what else is there to do but cut myself open and lay on the floor so each part can choose which side it likes more and my soul will finally rest though my body will hurt it doesn’t matter cause i won’t feel it i won’t fee any of it any more and i never want to play this stupid tug of war game with my brain again and i just want to kill myself so i can get some peace and everything comes back to the fact that i can’t figure out who i am or who i want to be and i thought id have this down by now but I’ve certainly let down 11 year old me and I’m sorry that I’m struggling so much i know it makes me sound like a baby but i can’t even cry without feeling fucking crazy and i kind of think i should go to a psych ward but those people scare me and maybe i need medication but i could never ask cause my mom would never believe me but i know i need something and i can’t keep going on like this only i probably could cause I’m too much of a coward to kill myself so maybe i’ll start doing uppers or something and i know thats dramatic but fuck it i cannot keep going on like this and i know this seems like some desperate plea for attention but really i just need to figure myself out so i have to untangle every thought in my head and this one just so happens to be about how fucking much i despise myself for not being myself when i don’t even know who i am and i can’t make friends because I’m so mixed up and awkward that i never know what to say and you can’t tell me to be myself because i don’t know what id do because i don’t know who i am and i have no discernible personality and all i want to do is direct a film or write a song but I’m too scared to direct a film and i can’t write a song cause I’m not fucking creative and i feel it all the way in my bones how much i fucking resent myself for not being good enough to write a song because i just want to make something but i don’t have an original bone in my body and everything is so much better than anything i could make and it won’t ever reach more people than whats on my Facebook friends list and it makes me want to cry but i can’t because I’m sitting in a grocery store trying to muster up the strength not to throw my phone at the floor. maybe i should go missing from social media but I’m so fucking codependent id be back in a week and i hate myself so goddamn much cause everything i do is self destructive and the self destructive tendencies I’ve already formed block me from getting better and i can’t ask for help and i can’t create and i can’t do fucking anything so i just sit here while my brain tears itself apart and theres nothing i can fucking do about it but scream when no one is around and shove my switchblade into my pillow because I’m too scared too push it through my skin.

[shortwalkinthelightofthewor-blog]

I'm a mistake honestly. I got the switchblade here with me. I got some drugs too inside of me. I owe my mom an apology. Drugs got them on me. Im feeling like a zombie. I fucked up and im bleeding now. Warm blood, baby, lick it up. Since way back theres no coming back.