#there's modesty and then there's you

[melikes-reads]

Leo: does anyone speak French?

Esther: a bit

Also Esther: [proceeds to speak French like a native]

[bananonbinary]

i have nothing against public nudity movements (performances?) like the world naked bike ride or w/e from an ideological standpoint, but its so deeply upsetting to me on a physical sensory level, like. you got your pussy out? where there's BUGS? and POLLEN?

[ratatatastic]

yes it IS very funny seeing all the guys who got ejected greeting the actual proper law abidding citizens after the game ended

boston bruins @ florida panthers game 2

postgame | 5.8.24 (x)

[exalted-dawn]

Hello internet enjoy my extremely self-indulgent, horny art of Lucanis’ thighs you’re welcome 💖

[ikemenomegas]

@animeomegas This post crossed my dash and I immediately thought of you with cockblock sasuke headcanons haha. Itachi might be exasperated at worst and desperately horny at best during that time, thinking he understands and Sasuke will too when he's older. But I love the idea of Itachi who is sorely mistaken, has pups by the time Sasuke is courting, and is just like this. Suddenly extremely concerned for Sasuke's modesty, "are they making you wear that?" when Sasuke wears something revealing, tries to be nice because he knows Sasuke wouldn't accept someone he's not already serious about, but Itachi's eye is sort of twitching and his alpha has their second child in their arms and are staring at him like "are you okay?" when they have a second alone at a family dinner. He realizes Sasuke might be having extramarital sex and accidentally squeezes a chicken too hard when he's carrying it around in the garden and gets screamed at by a hen - not like Itachi didn't also, but Itachi was already practically married by then! and is his stupid cute little brother being safe? is it possible to be sneaky about taking him to the doctor to get checked out?

Itachi might be a little insufferable during Sasuke's teenage emo/goth rebellion too. Like he learns how to make clothes specifically because he knows Sasuke will wear anything Itachi gets him and they're all cute bulky sweaters or comfortable traditional robes. Sasuke mostly wears them around his house or when he's visiting Itachi, but it lets Itachi delude himself into some semblance of imagining Sasuke dresses like that most of the time instead of being bare chest out in the streets.

Ooh! and maybe part of Sasuke's courting story is running into his future alpha on the way back to his family's home from Itachi's house and he gets flustered and embarrassed at how obviously adorable they find him in sweater paws instead of his current off-both-shoulders, no juban, open-down-to-the-navel uniform.

[jonasiegenthaler]

13.04.24 | Nico Hischier

[bethanydelleman]

Henry Crawford did not tell Sir Thomas that he wanted to marry Fanny to pressure her to say yes in Mansfield Park. This is a fact, because it's right in the text:

though to part with her at a moment when her modesty alone seemed, to his sanguine and preassured mind, to stand in the way of the happiness he sought, was a cruel necessity.

He thought she was just being modest. He thought he would tell Sir Thomas about the proposal and then Fanny would feel she had permission to accept. He in no way anticipated the events of Ch 32 because he could not comprehend Fanny Price refusing his offer of marriage. This is a man with 4000/year who can make any woman fall in love with him in 3 visits. This is Mr. Collins not believing Elizabeth Bennet on steroids but not actually insane because Fanny Price was in fact turning down the financial opportunity of a lifetime and she was incredibly brave to do so.

It took Henry Crawford an hour of Fanny saying no to accept that she didn't want to marry him. An hour. Hate him for not listening to women, hate him, Sir Thomas, Edmund, and everyone else for how they treat Fanny after the proposal, hate him for being so arrogant that he didn't think it was possible for a woman to refuse his offer of marriage, but in no way did he anticipate the horrible events of Ch 32. He thought her refusal was modesty. He thought she didn't see herself as worthy of the honour of being his wife.

What I'm basically saying is, there are lots of reasons to hate or be disgusted by Henry Crawford, but pressuring her through Sir Thomas isn't one of them.

(Additionally, Henry does not use family pressure any time after this, Edmund acts on his own and Henry doesn't tell Fanny's family in Portsmouth about his offer. Henry wants to make Fanny fall in love with him himself, the text also explicitly says he wants that victory, using family would be opposite to his goals)

[mental-mouthful]

LIKE A SLEEPER AGENT I PULLED THIS OUT OF MY ASS FOR @evilfaggotyuri !!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NED! (uncensored under the cut)

[nufc-carraville]

WHAT THE FUCK’S GOING ON

[pastanest]

white boy of the month except it’s the skinny definitely-on-the-spectrum-ridiculously-perceptive-genius boy of the month

[haberdashing]

Hey. All y'all who make things? Tangible physical things--art, crafts, whatever?

Plug your work on this post, and link to your shop(s). Don't be shy.

I want to help people and small businesses, especially at a time like this, but also I am not immune to the allure of Shiny New Thing Get (TM). I already bought a couple things from the ACLU store, but I know there's a world of stuff out there I just don't know about off-hand.

Give me options, guys. I know some talented folks are reading this right now. Show me what you got!

[jamskateable]

Gabriel flaunts his pretty body without realizing it. he doesn’t scold any wandering eyes, though. after all, is it such a shame to admire God’s greatest creation?

or he’s just THAT oblivious. no one knows, really.

either way, his charisma, his diligence, and his half-naked lounging have earned him the appreciative eyes and ears of every angel in Heaven.

[dragon-ascent]

what would zhongli do on the occasion that someone stumbles into the river you're bathing in while he watches over you?

Dragon form Zhongli has much keener senses, and he can tell when other humans are approaching the vicinity. He'd give you a warning when he senses people coming, giving you enough time to emerge from the river and put your clothes back on.

If need be, he can use his fluffy tail end to curtain off your section of the river, shielding you from sight while you do your thing. Generally he does this when he senses passersby with no apparent intention of loitering for too long, so you can have your bath without interruption.

Worst case scenario, he'll dip his head in, scoop you up into his mouth (yes, while you're stark naked) and take you to safety.

[ratatatastic]

his face when he says "but weve earned that right so i think we'll take it" and his face reseting after the question because silly time is over we have to lock tf in!!

florida panthers @ la kings (quebec city) | 10.5.24 (x)

he has a delightful face to me

[snapdragoned]

Windflower Bay keeps growing! This is Button & Brass, an upscale clothing boutique.

[sysig]

Even stardust shimmers, darling 🌟 (Patreon)