#there's gonna be graphs yall

[inctumbls]

Does anyone have the full list of the frost ember values of the artifacts for DO2? I need it for a funky little project

[quaranmine]

always a fun time at work when i have an excuse to engage in my favorite environmental topic (while i was out of the office i missed a presentation on wildfires so now i am watching the recording)

[iii-days-grace]

@dot-hpg my mum always used to tell me my weight in sacks of potatoes (and sticks of butter, 1 lb each)

completely uncited figure but by my math, our man is about 17 sacks and 2 sticks big

[facefullofsadness]

Okayy okayy listen ceo!jimin g!p like how would she treat fem!reader they're married too

they're like barely married in this but yk wtv, they're sweet and fuck a lot (I really forgot how to write it's kinda crazy)

OKAY HI I NEED TO KNOCK SOME OF THESE OUT TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF WRITING!!! ceo g!p jimin who's married to reader is actually such a softie for her wife. tell me why I envision the fifty shades of gray concept where you're her assistant at the start/you work for her and after some time you get closer and get together? idk it just seems right for rina.

I think that jimin has the absolute softest spot for y/n which actually makes them working together really counter-productive for the same reason. the way rina gets easily distracted when you're in the room, averting her gaze from whatever is in front of her and what her company would say is more important to instead look at you mesmerized, the woman who so obviously is actually more important. they wanna separate the two of you so work can actually get done but well, when the ceo says you're working in her office and that's final? you just have to concede.

at first it's pretty civil, working on documents together, her using the most gentle and calming voice to make sure you don't feel stressed or pressured, exchanging flirty glances and smiles, just for her to run her hand along your thigh as she intently studies marketing graphs, glasses on the bridge of her nose making her look more enticing than she needs to be. you try not to let it phase you but it's karina ykwim, eventually you're on her lap and pushing her back against her chair, her hands holding you by your hips and her lips on your neck, making involuntary noises escape your mouth.

her office is soundproofed and only has one way windows for this exact reason, yall just can't stop fucking! no one dares knock on miss yu's door when you're in her office, knowing it was more than likely her cock was deeply sheathed in your wet and clenching pussy, drilling in and out of you as you screamed into her neck. she's fucking you so aggressively and desperately into her desk, pinning you almost painfully into the hard wood as she thrusts her long dick in and out of your cunt, the juices spilling all over the surface and painting her pelvis with your combined wetness as it seeps down your slit.

she pounds into you with no remorse and pants pathetically into your ear as your throat hurts from the sheer amount of screaming you've done, her cock ruining your insides so perfectly that you can't think logically. moaning into your ear sweet nothings as she encourages you and tells you how good it feels to have her cock completely buried in that hot and juicy hole. fuck y/n you feel so fucking good, I'm gonna breed you, pump you full of our kids yeah? you'll let me do that right, sweetheart? ahhh shit, baby oh my god this pussy belongs to me, my wife's cunt is made for my cock... she continues to word vomit all up in your ear without even thinking as you mumble incomprehensibly just how delicious the feeling of her cock inside of you feels.

needless to say either you're fucking each other or you're disgustingly clingy, workplace or home. don't even mention the honeymoon... somehow though through all those distractions, you both manage to get the work done in no time so much to everyone's dismay, they can't really complain. jimin is the ceo after all, no one is gonna mess with her or her precious wife.

[libraford]

Multi-paper junk mini journal tutorial (low spoons version)

Last night, I mentioned that I like my blank books to have a combination of different papers: colored paper for sketching, blank paper for writing, dotted paper for lists, graph paper for schematics and maps, but there arent many manufacturers that make this. So I just make them myself.

And yall wanna know how to do that.

GREAT!

Here's the easy version. This is for:

-I want this for me, NOW, and I don't care what it looks like because I'm gonna cover it in stickers, and it's only going to be a few pages long. If it lasts a week, I'm happy.

You will need:

- desired papers, 8.5x11 inch regular ass sizes

- a piece of card stock or a thicker paper.

- stapler

- washi tape (optional)

- probably scissors

STEP 1

Take a piece of paper. Fold it in half. Tear or cut the paper along the fold line so you have two half sheets of paper.

If you want a larger book, you can just fold it in half and the book will be 8.5×5 instead of 5x3.25.

STEP 2

Fold the half sheets in half and crease them. Repeat this for every sheet you intend on using for the inside of your journal.* Try not to do more than 8 papers because it'll put stress on the stapler. The papers should now fit inside of each other.

*you could, if pressed, fold them all together in one big group. This is faster, however- if you've ever had a handmade zine that doesn't close cleanly it's likely that they stapled it together without creasing. To each their own. I don't run your life.

If there is excess on the ends that makes the book uneven, feel free to chop it off at this point.

STEP 3

Repeat step 2, but with the thicker paper, which is now your book cover.

STEP 4

Find the centerfold- which is the middle piece of paper. Lay it flat and make sure all the papers and the cover line up.

TIME TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH STAPLER!

Ah, yes- the zine-stitch. Three staples to hold it all together, one in the center and 2 an inch from the top and bottom. If you are doing a larger size, you may need more staples.

You can staple from the inside or you can flip it over and staple it from the spine. Stapling from the spine will make it smoother on the outside so if you're carrying it in your pocket it won't catch threads.

But sometimes stapling from the inside is the only method that works. I've got a fix for you at the end.

Stapling is easy because it's a fast fix, but you may find yourself wasting staples because they don't go all the way through. This can be that the paper is too thick or that there's too many papers. I have a more complicated version of this that's suited to this situation, which I'll write later.

Other, more obvious solution: better staples, better stapler. But I don't have that.

You can call yourself done now, or...

OPTIONAL STEP 5

If you stapled from the centerfold or if you plain don't like the way your spine looks, we're gonna use some washi tape.**

Gently find an unstapled flap in the cover and separate it so you can get some washing tape to adhere to the inside.

Run it along the spine with the book flattened.

Adhere it to the inside of the cover at the bottom and then fold.

**an advanced technique for this when you don't have washi tape: cut a strip of contrasting paper at least 1 inch thick and 2 inches longer than the spine (so in this case it would be 1 inch by 7 inches.) Coat the back of this paper with glue and then use in the same way the washi is shown. This will require extra curing time and you will want to put something heavy on top as it dries. Washi is just easier.

Now slap a sticker on it.

Nice!

And now you've got a little journal. Does it look great? Who cares? You don't have to look all over for a piece of graph paper when you wanna draw a map of something while you're out doing stuff.

It took me longer to write the tutorial than it did to make the thing. The hardest part was getting the staples to behave.

I have a higher spoons version that I will write up later, but this is the punkass way of doing something for yourself.

UPDATE: The tutorial for the nicer version is available here!

[malevolent-stats]

Just wanted to say you're doing hard but honest work harvesting these stats and I respect the dedication 🫡 absolutely comical seeing how often john says arthur's name numerically

thank you 🫡 dw john says arthur's name an EGREGIOUS amount of times in upcoming episodes, hes not stopping anytime soon

im gonna make some graphs at some point, bc yall need to visually see just how many times he says arthur's name, its SO MANY even compared to arthur's swear count lol

[gorgeousmanfounddeadinacroptop]

tbnw ep 5

-that ep title interesting esp as we hit the halfway mark

-don't kiss him youll get sick

-ok so we just dgaf

-boss sure doesnt skip his squats

-oop

-wasnt he catching his death like 5 minutes ago

-oh my god... wow ok holy shit snsskkef

-i will say good effort great effort even but love sea ep 2 still reigns supreme

-one orgasm and he's proposing marriage

-tale your jeans off and get in bed damn

-wait are we back holy shit

-are you seeing a ghost?? huh??

-what the fuck whats going awn

-what the hell

-can we all please stop speaking in riddles PLEASE

-whatever that means

-OH WE ARE ADMITTING TO THE STALKING AND PSYCHOSIS

-nah cuz this is crazy

-these fuckass haircuts in the flashback

-aww defending his honor

-whole time hes stalking him

-this fucking angle

-yeah i guess hes not coming clean today

-not this again

-GUESS WHAT BUDDY THERES NO MULTIVERSE

-his outfits just get gayer

-well he lives downstairs bc HES A STALKER

-not the mind reading

-so parallel universes dont exist but MIND READING DOES?

-you know what? fine whatever

-the goddamn sound effects

-one of these days noeul is gonna play a smart character... not today tho

-oh wimbledon wimbledon wimbledon...

-except you are a stalker

-hes so gonna sell wimbledon out oh and its already done

-i feel like separating kids in a divorce only happens in movies

-physical and emotional abuse

-WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS MOM

-ok so whats our plan to kill his mom

-ok the claw machine scene is cute

-the ost lyrics?

-sorry ik hes a stalker but im rooting for them

-you are not smiling?

-mind you you had your dick in his mouth YESTERDAY

-not this guy

-oh here we go

-kdrama moment

-why does he need four screens with like the same graph on them

-wimbledons smart sometimes i guess

-also is aiding and abetting STALKING

-how many colors does he have those pjs in?

see yall next week

[vastsexual]

tagged by @wordsandstrangeways for this fic meme hi ily

rules: give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.

most hits: brick and mortar thick as scripture by a Very Long way lmao wish yall could see this graph. tma, jonmartin omegaverse safehouse fic. e rated. not surprised this one got as popular as it did tbh, esp given i posted it in 2020 at the Height of the magnus post-s4 fandom

2nd most kudos: and my ship's underwater - nother tma fic, this one vampire au jonmartin. again pretty predictable ithink

3rd most comments: and he told me i was holy for gods sake is this all gonna be tma. this ones a martelias, post s1 finale. creepy vibes but not overall that dead dovesque

4th most bookmarks: my crown on the head of a creature hey! not all tma! this ones a hannigram fae au that i never got round to finishing. its from a while ago so idk how far i stand by the quality but i do stand by the concept

5th most words: also the martelias, so ive gone with the 6th; lie awake, i sleep awake, an entry in my tma sasha lives au series that also never got finished. again it was a while ago so i never know how much of it i stand by, but a fun time all in all

fewest words: but we're giving it our best try tiny lil stranger things one-shot following an older eleven/jane and kali, from 2018 so again eh on the quality but hey

(if anyones reading this going 'hey this guy writes fic?', come browse!! im currently deep in the iwtv mines, with a sizeable tma and rqg archive)

tagging in @screechfoxes @shavirlight @izzyliker @fatalzap and everyone else i can think of off the top of my head was already tagged in. if anyone seeing this on their dash fancies it, be my guest

[squiggly-mctwig]

Guys if tumblr wont let me post my photos I'm going to make graph functions of my art and yall are gonna have to input it into a graph calculator /j

[runawaygel]

The decline is obviously present before then, but when are yall gonna stop being fooled by social graphs that end at 2020?? The year of the recent plague that never really went away?

[hertwood]

yall are gonna read this fic and be like, damn makes sense that this is the same girl who does all those graphs

[foryouthegays]

so im a ta and look. i mean this in the most respectful tone possible but can someone please help me w teaching kids w adhd? as someone who is very autistic and most likely not at all adhd trying to teach/help a few of the kids is. very hard. im having the most trouble with focusing and staying on track which makes a lot of sense. this is about one specific person btw, shes wonderful and i love working with her but we will spend an entire class on one (1) aspect of the lesson in order to actually get it and im completely happy doing that, but i dont want her falling behind bc she learns at a different pace

but. anyway. if theres anyone following me whos a teacher or a student w adhd or something. yeah. gimme tips please

[eroticfriendfictions]

I was going to try to update one of my fics for Valentine’s Day but I actually spent a huge chunk of last week compiling a list of all the times Sheldon and Amy had sex in TBBT, because when I searched for a list I could not find one. Apparently no one has done this. I now know why no one has done this. I got no other work done. But at least we’re going to have the list. 

[kittykatconundrum]

apparently all it takes is one (1) graph to send me spiraling

[coehellacanth]

Science!! Part the First

part two

Okay, first round of analysis is in!! For this part, I counted up people’s favorite characters and made some percentages. Note: I’m taking the percentage out of people who answered (413) and not number of items (1070), because people gave more than one answer for this question!! 

So! First and foremost, Dave is far and away the most popular character! He clocks in at 36.80%, meaning that 152 out of 413 people listed him as one of their favorite characters. That’s a pretty significant chunk of the fandom!! The next most popular character is Karkat, at 23.73%, or 98 out of 413, which is quite the difference! After Karkat, Roxy, Rose, and Dirk (in that order) are most popular, all hovering at about the same percentage (≈21%). Terezi, Jade, and Kanaya (in that order) are next, then Vriska. John slides into 10th place with 9.93%. 

(microsoft, why won’t you let me change the colors on this graph????)

So we can see pretty clearly that the Strilondes are a popular bunch! All of them are in the top 5. Terezi, Vriska, and Kanaya’s placement isn’t surprising, given their involvement in the main story line and canon ships. Jade is the most popular of the Harleyberts, to a significant degree. In fact, if Nepeta were a liiiiittle bit more popular, John wouldn’t be in the top 10 at all! Both Nepeta and Aradia are more popular than Jake, who clocks in at 13th place with 6.3%, and Jane is all the way in 25th place, with 1.45%. Interestingly enough, both Cronus and the Mayor are more popular than Jane!

(Anything lower than 4/413 is less than 1%.)

Some other fun placement facts: Sollux, Eridan, and Gamzee, the fandom Problem Children, are all quite close in popularity, in 14th, 15th, and 16th place respectively. Davepeta (22nd place) is more popular than Davesprite (26th place).  Fefetasprite and Gcatavrosprite made an appearance, though both were only mentioned once! And though I had people name everyone from Hearts Boxcars to Dualscar as their favs, not a single person mentioned Aranea. RIP in peace. 

[jetstarred]

for everyone asking what the axis and quadrants mean: i have no idea

mental illness chart