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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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can you guys watch my son? Little rascal loves eating hands and his resolution is too big! I need to go get cigarettes for the next 18 years.

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OC

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Making music and having fun, new demo in the works!

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Sketched out a little idea last night

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Cat snacks

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i know someone who works in conservation, who on the side has a large outdoor aviary and roughly 20 rainbow lorikeets they’ve taken in as they’ve been dumped/unwanted gifts or long-term pets/pets that have been released/etc, and she’s very knowledgeable and keeps them in great condition

i love seeing them though because we have a terrible and hilarious game. in the aviary i will be leaving out fruit skewers and things for them, and then i’ll dramatically lie on my side and pretend i died. it takes about 5 minutes, and then there’s an entire flock of lorikeets climbing on me, squeaking, nibbling and investigating.

the next part of the game is popping up my head and going “boo!” which is where the real fun begins, because the little rainbow nightmares jump, and then get delighted and start happy squealing and bouncing around (and chewing because they truly never stop)

while we all love this game, ive been cheerfully informed from the outside it looks even funnier, because it looks like I’ve been jumped by a group of lorikeets and they won

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i have an oral fixation but i don't wanna get cancer and whatever so i suck dick instead

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Handy Raccoon

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for owlylly on twitter

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Homes are expensive because of landlords hoarding them for profit, not because of regulations.

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warm up sketch of chase from

@ozzyshere's life is strange x echo au