#there's a they wolf in my closet

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

"Bad motherfucker" is a good gender-neutral alternative

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Make your choice, adventurous girlie

Pop the skittles, skirt go twirly

Or wonder, till it drives you mad

What would have followed if you had

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Nobody:

Transphobes on the internet describing encounters with trans people going about their lives:

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Queerness is less like Dracula, where the monsters turn you into one of them, and more like The Shadow Over Innsmouth, where you realize you were one of them all along

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

The queer version of "eat hot chip and lie"

[evakshinova]

<<the constant pressure to be whatever people want me to be is killing me>>

[ID: a text saying "dont be surprised when I bite" on top of a drawing of a wolf snarling biting on a star]

[omgafhsfanin2025]

Sad dude and his emotional support girl (they're besties)

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

I love the phrase "gender envy" because it captures the feeling of wanting to not just emulate someone else's gender expression but also specifically emulate this mofo's gender expression in particular

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

[cosmic-walkers]

sometimes, i wanna talk about how Gregory cromwell was probably a closeted gay man, and was charged with buggery for more than likely being caught with a man, and the irony of the buggery act being pushed into parliament/law and more than likely drafted by his own father, thomas cromwell.

but then i'll have to deal with people trying to argue down and claim that, 'actually buggery didn't just mean sodomy, it meant cheating/rape/etc, so gregory wasn't gay he was just a rapist'.

and while cheating on your wife with a man wasn't an ideal thing to do, i do think there is more evidence leaning toward that, than rape/adultery - as rape/adultery would've more than likely been recorded and brought up explicitly, especially during the downfall of the cromwell family. i would go more into this, but i just dont have time.

whereas, it would make a lot more sense if a gay relationship was hidden because a.) this was thomas cromwell's son, and that would shame the family and b.) thomas cromwell, who came up with the buggery act - England's first unofficial anti-sodomy law - would not want anyone to know that his son was actually gay lol.

and the buggery act wasn't officially recognized as an anti-sodomy law until years later, however, it was basically viewed as such as it was drafted, because it did go after gay people in england.

i always thought thomas did it specifically to go after the catholic church, but never actually realized how it could impact his own son because well...he didn't know

[ilredeiladri]

@linilunilumi hat gesagt, dass Ingo nach Köln gegangen ist und das war jetzt zwei Tage in meinem Kopf und dann ist das hier passiert:

[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

"But what's between your legs?" Feathers to hide just how long those legs are.

Also, @argumate

someone: if you aren’t a boy or a girl what are you me:

[anomalagous]

just realized i never posted the image of the spoopy forest guardian i painted a few days ago. here she is!

[wellijustfinnihedoneofthebooks]

Yes, my favorite book ever is interview with the vampire. My favorite vampire chronicles book? Obviously, the vampire lestat.

[faevertebrae]

Consequences of nightly pill-induced cravings may show up at your doorstep 2 days later in the form of 2kg of puffed rice