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the despicable israelis have once again demonstrated their trademarked abhorrent behavior of wanting their people back
#HEAVY SARCASM ON THAT FIRST BIT#jumblr#israel#seriously some of the posts i've seen abt the ceasefire progress are like. are you fucking sane??
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I'm out of the loop what happened this time?
I'm just reposting @sheriffthompson 's screenshot (stolen from @/orfisheus woops) but i dunno man, why is Matt/beyond as a whole so insistent on disliking fans and making jabs at the fandom when. You know. the fans are the ones keeping your show alive in the first place
#fans can be very annoying i get it#but this feels like genuine hatred rather than playful jabs#like dude. They pay your bills#chill down with the sarcasm a bit there#rxplies#out of ew#txt post
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just saw a romantic selfship of eri from my hero academia and op is 30
#with no proship tags either#like the normal selfship tags but nothing else#so i was jumpscared by that post since i block the proship tags#love it here /sarcasm#going through the selfship tag by newest is like russian roulette but the one bullet is a l0licon#still fine currently; a bit annoyed rn#sorry for that chat#[just me yapping]#f/o blog#selfship#proships dni#self ship#🚫lacey🚫#[discourse talk]
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my contribution to the poster collab that never came to be lol
#fnafhs#poster collab#freddy#fred#fnafhs freddy#fnafhs fred#fhs fred#fhs freddy#maybe those of us who post our parts can frankestein it together ourselves#guys it was a trick to get all our emails#its the stranger danger we were all warned about#/sarcasm#bit sad they went radio silent... but it is what it is#fred looks better than freddy in this but that snothing new#loops post
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okay last vague about it. but it's funny for me to mention that it's weird to default to calling someone names and implying they're a bigot for disliking a video game, and then the response was to call me a bigot for disliking taash and swear at me lol.
#'why do your popular taash posts get notes hmmmmmmm (im implying youre transphobic)' oh you mean the one post i made where#i expressed discomfort over the way weekes talked about their autism. the one where your mutuals started#simultaneously making ableist jokes about me being jobless (funny thing to say when disabled trans people#are like chronically underemployed in the uk) and me not being able to 'read sarcasm' (seriously?)#while also referring to me as an ableist who makes jokes at the expense of taash's autism. that post? lol.#im not mad dont put in the papers that im mad. but when i wake up grumpy i am going to complain a little bit about this#whatever ive blocked all the offending blogs now. surely this means they wont continue to look at my posts.
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Fan service
Just going through my 5GBs/800 images and vids in (just) my Jikook folder and noticed a lot... A LOT of fan service type images and stuff. Staggering. The amount of thoughtfulness and preparation Jungkook and Jimin have done for us through the years, sacrificing themselves all in the name of fan service...
Like this obviously staged and scripted reaction from Jungkook, sitting there waiting for Jimin to show up in comments:
Actually, go look at almost any of JK's lives and see him performing flawlessly. The timing is impeccable, how he spots Jimin's comments is 🔥 level reflexes.
This ultimate fan service live when Jungkook set up an hour and a half of fan servicing about Jimin:
Of course the fan service has been going on for YEARS...
This fleeting moment that someone snapped for fan service:

Was it Tae or Hobi that snapped the pic? We'll never know, they didn't bother to take a pic of themselves during this gorgeous sunset with either of these guys because... it was only for fan service.
And this random Instragram person who was in on the fan service agenda, and JK with the eagle eyes finding it amongst the 100s of 1000s of questions/comments:
I wonder if maybe he telepathed some questions out to the universe so these people from all over the place would know what to ask/say, like secret code shit?
And H.E.R. doing her part in fan service, its great to have willing participants for your fan service agenda:

I bet she's done this before too.
And of course this ultimate, elaborate and expensive fan service weekend getaway... anything for the fans:
The best part about it is, Jungkook didn't tell Jimin he was filming all this for fan service. Made him stay in a hotel room with no privacy in the bathroom in a hotel that caters to couples... the lengths... the sacrifices... bless them.
And here they are again, the never ending fan service, so tiring:
I bet they staged the entire Jack in the Box listening party just for jikook fan service. I wouldn't be surprised. Rented out the top floor of the HYBE building, catered it, all for fan service.
The general public is in on the fan service too. A random person taking sneaky fan service pics, great timing and teamwork:

And this random person too in on the sneaky fan service agenda, everyone playing their part in the charade:

This was one of many photos from this particular dinner (fake) date with non-celeb friends.
The general public really are the stars of fan service:

Another (fake) restaurant date but this time with other celeb friends.
But the eyes on the back of JK's head seeing his cue for FS? 💀:
How can he see through his hair though? That's my question. Sheer talent! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
And JK's eyes on his face automatically performing fan service, must be muscle memory or something:
And his hands too, more muscle memory from all that fan service practice:
I can visualize it now... "Jimin, hold still, I need to practice feeling you up, stop squirming, I'm gonna have to use those handcuffs you brought home if you don't stop trying to get away..." um... wait... that went a little too far...
Anyway...
And this pre-planned-the-night-before fan service, they are such professionals always thinking of fan service, practicing, perfecting...I wonder how many times they had to do THIS to get it just right? :
I could say a lot here about "practice makes perfect" but I will refrain...
Hobi going off-script here taking Jimin by surprise... maybe it was something Jimin and Jungkook were practicing for fan service and Hobi almost spilled the beans?
And this ingeniously pre-programed mechanical ear reaction fan service...so clever:
This happy-as-shit-to-be-going-overseas fan service, JK and his fake bouncy happiness, Oscar-worthy. I wonder if they practiced in the car on the way to the airport:
The general public doing that fan service shit again... wonder how much they get paid for this? I want in on it:
Jungkook telling Jimin, "we have to go around a bunch of times to make sure that random person gets it right."
It's never ending, 24/7 fan service with these two. It must be very time consuming to come up with new fan service moments. I wonder what they will show us next?
[please read the tags for heavens sakes]
#fan service#jikook#24/7#every bit of this was sarcasm#i just want to give these moments the real adoration they deserve#IT WAS NEVER FAN SERVICE#i don't normally post stuff like this#suddenly i am feeling less oppressed by the cult#and wanted to be a smartass about their distress#because they deserve it#yeah this whole post sort of got out of hand
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The internet is fun bc you can say “I love seeing explicitly canon mlm relationships in media” and ppl will say “so you hate lesbians and think sapphic writers should kill themselves?”
#to be safe that fun bit is sarcasm this is not fun at all#been thinking about Fiona and cake and#remembered when ppl did this over gumlee#they were like ‘if you post gumlee rn after this episode where they kiss and don’t follow it up with#BUBBLINE IS BETTER in all caps you hate sapphic women’#it’s like how is that even remotely helpful or productive?#anyway damn I need to rewatch fiona and cake when is season two I need it
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The professor that basically adopted me is also a lesbian that (90% sure) took part in radical feminism when it was at its height.
So when I first talked about terfs with her, she was definitely a bit "oh no" because I started pointing out how the original movement had sections of transphobia as well. Combine that with the fact that a lot of things are called terf rhetoric when it's not terf rhetoric (I've been told that bi-lesbians support terf rhetoric) and the labeling of terf getting thrown around a lot, I'm pretty sure she was like "don't call me a terf." But she also told me that she knew that I can see complexity in things so she more said it out of "please don't take this as a black and white labeling process" more than "I'm gonna be a bit transmisogynistic"
I wanted to talk to her more about it since then, because well... look at the url. This blog has been up since 2017 and my interest in terfs came about before I was even out (2015).
I want to have her input, but I also like to mess with her a bit about it. For instance, my order of two journal issues from Transgender Studies Quarterly came, and one of them is this:

Which I am definitely not going to mischievously pull out of my bag during my next meeting with her/s
Before anyone makes the assumption that she's secretly transphobic with terf rhetoric: I severely doubt it. I may have gotten softer at watching for hints of transphobia since I left my hometown, but my gut says she's safe from the interactions I've had with her and the support she's shown (I mean, my main interests are trans issues and disability, I'm in grad school to study those, she's seen enough of it).
#the other one is the journal about intersex issues#long post but wanted to give context to why this is a bit funny#notaterftip#not sarcasm
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Comments about Rayla's character being ruined in arc 2 are truly something. Like, she's still brave, heroic and badass? what has changed about her? she's nicer, sweeter, more calm, willing to talk, how's that bad?
There's a huge difference between "I liked this character's personality better before" and "this character is ruined because her development doesn't match my preferences"
#i understand s4 because she was off there#but with a reason#the only thing i see shes missing is a bit of sarcasm maybe!#but season 5? she was great in s5#i really have to write something about her and how female characters are treated by fandoms after becoming softer#i know the rayla slander is a minority but it still bugges me and im gonna make this everyones problem#tdp#the dragon prince#rayla#tdp rayla#text post#tdp s5 spoilers#mystery of aaravos
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i was so good at making text post memes when i had ludicrous amounts of free time
#will look at them and go wow i was really funny. i should make more of those sometime#however all i have time to do is play 30-45 minutes of genshin and bang out 600-1000 words and then collapse in bed asleep. sad :/#ok yes there is a bit of fanfiction reading in there too . priorities#i keep saving text posts that i wanna edit into tpmemes later#howrver those 3 things are all higher priority so you will have to do without my sparkling wit and humor (sarcasm)
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All the stock images of the 10th Doctor are. Silly. Like geniune white-backdrop, doing some random pose or expression stock images. Like not "this is the picture png stock image that gets slapped on his wiki and other places" but like the if you Google "stock images of people" it's just that. Except him.
#carry me through these trying times.#sorry i. Am trying not to talk about it a ton but i wanted to mention it at least here and on discord once but.#Im having a bit of a MomentTM. Particularly what im praying(knock on wood) is a hypocondriact one.#It probably wont effect here as much and most my discord but. If i seem a little extra inactive then that is why.#Dont worry I'll make an update post when I am rejoicing in “I was right!! I was just massively overthinking it all and nothing is wrong!!!”#Again. knocking on wood. Only fates I want to jinx are the ones where I say i wont catch feelings for a character and then i do.#anywho. on a lighter note.#I teasered this a little bit in my last post I was wondering if anyone would notice I put Doctor Who in that pile of fixations.#Though I think someone. cough. Mightve had an extra pre-teaser to it due to. me suddenly mentioning it while in a mutual server. cough.#but I think someone else in the server is a double so im just going to. this blog is going to be getting my blunt force of it.#truthfully I normally leave servers that have doubles but considering theyve never talked about them then.#As long as that continues. Im. Will be fine. SOULY JUDT BECAUSE hes new to me and they never spoke of him.#If this was an F/O i already had then even if they never mentioned them I'd still probably go.#this is why i. get a bit bummed whenever someone doesnt list their F/Os. especially because for some reason-#-I've been on a streak of getting into increasingly more and more popular fandoms.#Im beginning to think im just using this as a coping mechanism at this point by overwhelming myself-#-with huge amounts of new big strong feelings that clog and clutter my mind.#wow Kane. selfshipping? to cope? what a new and unique idea /j/j/j/sarcasm#these tags were supposed to end after the first couple of sentences. hello everyone.#If you read all this here's 25$ to go spend on something nice. Get whatever you'd like.#i wouldnt put it past me to fall for different iterations of the Doctor as well but that is purposely exactly why I am-#-skipping ones and doing only this particular iteration one. Thank you wiki page that listed out what episodes are what doctors.#I mean they're all technically the same one. but also not. but also I dont entirely know what im talking about.#okay OKAY clamming up now. Good morning everyone. sending you all peace and tranquility
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This really isn't an attack on anyone, I just really want to understand this perspective (and I didn't want to hijack any post) so if anyone could be kind enough to explain the difference to me I'd be really really glad
Maybe it's the neurodivergence in me but I do not understand how people divorce the show and it's characters so easily. I've seen people say Boston was treated like that "by the characters, not by the series" but my pea brain just don't get it. Aren't the characters part of the series? Like they aren't real. Everything they do was written by a real person in the production of the series, so any message the characters portray is a message portrayed by the series - to be extremely clear: I'm not saying the series producers have to agree with the message, just that the message was meant to exist.
To me it's like when videogame people say "but Mario didn't let go of Yoshi, the player did" like... yeah? Obviously? But the player is choosing the actions of the character, so in this circumstance they are one and the same...
So like, back to Boston, when people say the characters were being rude/punishing Boston and not the series itself, I don't understand because the series construct what the characters will or won't do, so, in a way, it is the series being rude/punishing Boston alongside the characters. Idk I feel like I'm being really dumb but I'm trying so hard 😭😭
#ofts boston#only friends#only friends the series#only friends meta#seriously this post has not one bit of sarcasm#i've seen some people I follow and some mutuals post about this and I'm hoping one of you can help me#i'm too afraid to be dumb in the messages and ask
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i think rook is like 10x funnier half the time outside of dialogue choices or like in the non funny dialogue choices & that's when they become like really endearing to me honestly im sorry i hate ' protag who's only personality trait is jokes ' trope give me some damn depth
#funnest fucking thing rook has ever done is just straight up abandon darvin 2 a hungry baby assan#just straight up GOOD LUCK BUDDY<3 and fucked off KDJHSAKLJDHAS#the second funniest thing is when rook made like 17 hand puns in a row until lucanis threatened to kill them#i should post both of these clips if im able to but these are all just random moments that are better bits than like#the actual jokey sarcasm dialogue imo
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idk why we're talking abt old anon hate on the dash but frankly truly honest to god anon hate is just funny esp when it comes to my Big Rules like "why do you hate free speech do you believe in censorship" yes and i do it because i hate you personally can we make out. "let people have fun" what about my fun and my free speech hm. sounds like someone is dangerously close to being a dirty commie anti коммунизм – наша цель коммунизм – наше завтра
deeply unserious discourse frankly. and always on anon too can you please say it with your chest if you feel that strongly about it
#pure mustelid crazy://ooc#blog promise i will never give anon hate a lick of dignity if i post hate i get its because we are pointing and laughing#it cannot upset me in any way that matters#if you guys cant feel the sarcasm here know im being deeply deeply sarcastic in that first bit
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do you think he misses me........ ? maybe ..... maybe he's upset with me... i don't know. all i know is that he still means so much to me...
i don't know... i'm so bad at gushing about characters that mean a lot to me on here.... i just say things and go into immediate keysmashing... i also don't really follow ho/me/stu/ck anymore... like i haven't followed canon in such a long time so at this point dave's simply full with my own headcanons and interpretations of his character..... however still going by canon because i'm never normal about ANYTHING
i think he's so wonderful.... i think he deserves a lot of nice things... i'm so unsure how talk about him because i am tired.... but he is lovely. i love him. i wish i can do him justice... or write cute silly drabbles about us... but i am terrified of doing anything ever lately... i'm also too distracted and my brain feels like it's going into overdrive.... just so much happening up in there....
i'm sure dave would somehow in his own way sneakily manage to curate a mixtape for me of sounds to ease my mind because it's always constantly buzzing... he'll like just casually offer it to me and act like it's absolutely nothing but is freaking out over it. or something. actually.
i never liked it how people were like "dave freaks out all the time" "dave would do something nice and freak out" or whatever... like yeah he freaks out and in general is too hyper-aware of his surroundings, but i also don't think he'd consistently freak out on offering something because he wants the person to feel better even if he may or may not have a crush on them.... i have too many thoughts about him maybe i can make a post fully about him if i'm brave enough.
he's aloof but also a complete dork, but to me he's always the "casual down-to-earth" type of guy, mostly from his entire speech of him not wanting to be the knight of time and rather be just some guy. so maybe that's why.
talking too much about him. this is my longest post i think... of like any f/o without me feeling like i'm being too much or too annoying.
i just miss him too much. been kind of thinking about him lately. it's okay. i love him to bits. this also feels strange. but it's okay. i need to get out of my comfort zone. i hope dave knows i will love him forever. or something. i don't know. um. i just hope he knows he is my entire world. yeah. my silly crow boy i love you <3
#why do i sound so awkward.#i say as i am exhausted and want to sleep#this is a long post#sorry in advance#maybe i can sort of remake my self insert in the hs universe...#before it was me trying to keep everything similar to it#i haven't been into hs lately because of a Show that has been Plaguing my Thoughts#it still is plaguing my thoughts but maybe i can get back into hs again because i do miss it and it goes hand-in-hand with the show#well if you count the time nonsense both provide then it does#<- sorry i love time things and time travel and things like that#helps my brain work better#anyway um#i would've said more things about dave in the tags actually but then i decided not to because i already talked too much about him#okay.#he's just so special to me. i love him to bits.#if i don't talk to him for too long it feels like something is missing#wah. think not being able to ramble or just talk about my interests really did a number on me because i don't talk about myself.#Ever#yay so fun#love toxic friends <3#note my sarcasm#i'm proud of Me though#i did that i typed this. i'm so proud of me.#ashley talks#💿️#<- this post is about him of course i'm adding his tag
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love when people talk about pre-cazador astarion like he was this perfect angel baby that everyone loved as though he wasnt beaten to near death by a minority group.
#this is sarcasm in case you couldnt tell#like hey lets maybe. not ignore that part to make yourself feel better about liking him.#also love how the game kind of fucking ignores it too 😐#it gets brought up to explain his hate for the gur and then??? never gets brought up again. even when you meet the gur in act 3.#ughhh i am too white and too stupid to make an educated post about this#maybe i'll try to later. but if someone smarter than me could that'd be awesome#anyway the main point of this post is that what astarion was like and what he did before cazador doesn't matter anymore#(even though it probably should at least a little bit but shhh. but in the context of the story)#because no one deserves to go through what he and his siblings and his victims did
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