#there’s only one more movie left for me to watch that’s on netflix yall

[lonelysatoru]

i’ve been putting off one piece because i don’t wanna be caught up with a few months left before the break ends but i miss watching one piece everyday

[shotosprincess]

♡ dating the bnha boys — hcs

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➪ shoto todoroki

pls you’ve prolly been terrified of him for a while prior bc of how ?? talented ?? the mf is ??

but mans prolly saved you at some point and there was this lingering stare you two shared before he left you at recovery girls’ office; were you reading too far into things ?

spoiler alert: you weren’t.

anYWAYS-

he’s the kind of boyfriend to tenderly brush your hair for you and attempt to learn how to tie and braid your hair up in cute ,, simple designs !!

he’d always be ready with little things you’re constantly forgetting; extra snacks,, water,, a fully charged portable charger ,, trust me when i say that man is pREPARED- after all ,, he needs to be ready with everything to take care of his little sweetheart ,, does he not ?

ONLY TWO POINTS IN AND IM ALREADY CRYING BC I LOVE HIM SM BYE BYE BYE

at some point he’d find you sitting on the roof by yourself late at night,, only to stay with you and let you fall asleep on his chest as he drapes a blanket over you and heats it up a lil with his quirk

OKAY YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THAT MAN WOULDNT HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU AT ALL TIMES AND WOULD SOMETIMES EVEN GET LOWKEYHIGHKEY KINDA SAD WHEN YOU DONT LET HIM

prolly bc he just wants to prove to you that he can be useful

pls just let the man know he’s useful and important he never shows it directly but he needs the reassurance—

he’d give you a warm massage w his quirk whenever you’re in pain :”)

HIDES AND PROTECTS YOU FROM MINETA BC HE KNOWS DAMN WELL WHAT THAT LITTLE SHIT FANTASIZES ABOUT

loves heating//cooling things for you ,, like instant noodles or ice packs !!

surprises you w jewelry that have his initials on them !!

GIVES THE BEST CUDDLES I SWEAR

would hold an umbrella for u while you loop your arm into his as the two of you walk home through the light rain :”)

cries into your chest sometimes after youve fallen asleep bc it’s late nights like these when he reflects on just how lucky of a guy he is to have you— it’s hard for him to articulate it directly ,, but when he does fully open up to you ab it ,, you end up crying too .

WOULD 110% MAKE THE TWO OF YOU YOUR OWN PERSONAL LIL ICE RINK AND TEACH YOU HOW TO SKATE // DO FUN FIGURE SKATING DUOS WITH YOU

➪ katsuki bakugou

prolly got with you initially bc of a dare ( and he nEVER passes up a dare ) ,, but eventually those feelings started to become real and honestly ? it kinda scared the shit outta him . he didn’t know why ,, but for some reason he didnt actually want to leave .

OKAY LARA JEAN AND PETER MF KAVINSKY TYPE BEAT ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ HIT US WITH THE FAKE RELATIONSHIP TO REAL RELATIONSHIP TROPE YESYESYES

teasingly-mean nicknames = his love language . enough said .

AGGRESSIVE !! KISSES !! ALL !! THE DAMN !! TIME !!

makes you wear his hoodie whenever you show even the sLIGHTEST hint at being cold

he just rly wants to see you in his clothes

he’s so clueless on how to do this whole boyfriend thing ,, but he’s definitely trying bc it’s for you :”)

watches and tries so desperately to copy all the cute couples in the movies you guys watch together

“ roses...do you want roses ? “ “ what ? “ “ the guy in the movie gave her roses...do you want roses too ? “

but at the end of the day you just appreciate him for who he is and that’s more than enough for you :”)

PLS DENKI AND KIRI ARE CONSTANTLY SHOCKED AT HOW MUCH HE’S TRYING FOR YOU

will take any and every opportunity to show off his strength and quirk to you <3

now we all know this man gets jealous hella easily ,, and its no different w relationships :”) he’d constantly make it a point to hold you extra close to him in public ,, show you off on social media and call you by a nickname//petname whenever possible just to reiterate to ppl the fact that you’re his and he’s yours

WOULD LET YOU SIT ON HIS LAP AND DO HIS EYELINER AT 2AM PURELY BC YOU GOT BORED

pls i could rly see myself doing that i wont lie

honestly sometimes he forgets himself and his temper gets a little out of hand ,, but the second he sees his feral reflection in your fearful eyes,, he pulls you to his chest and apologizes profusely :”))

➪ denki kaminari

MF PROLLY GOT WITH YOU BC OF A RIGGED GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE AT MINA’S PLACE I CANNOT SEE ANYTH HAPPENING OTHERWISE

one tiny kiss turned into two ,, which turned into three ,, and before you knew it ,, the both of you were spilling out the pent up feelings you had for one another all this time—

mina never shuts up ab it ,, she’s so proud of her matchmaking skills

when the power goes out during a storm ,, he holds onto you tight and plays w your hair as he uses his quirk to turn things back on ,,, “ shhh it’s ok,, i’m here “

will do anything and everything to make you smile <3

he has a lil album in his camera roll with all his favourite pictures of you ,, which is practically just all of them tbh ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

HE LOVES SHOWING YOU OFF IN THE MOST WHOLESOME WAY POSSIBLE !!

super energetic n bubbly but at the end of your dates he passes out right away in your arms

you make sure to wrap him up in blankets and give him an overload of kisses after he’s rly asleep though

will work embarrassingly hard to win you stuffed animals at the fair !! it doesn’t always work ,, but it’s cute nontheless <3

some of the staff and children at the fairs get pissed off but oh well ,,, what you do for love

pls he prolly makes you lil bento boxes for lunch every now and then ( ESPECIALLY DURING EXAM WEEK ) w tiny notes and designs taped on them

constantly calls you “ shawty “ lowkey un ironically and dice rolls in ur direction whenever he sees you ,,, you just end up laughing and playfully punching him

I JUST KNOW HE DOES THE F BOY LIP BITE FACE CONSTANTLY

ITS AN ADDICTION FOR HIM I SWEAR

SUPER CLINGY BUT IN THE CUTEST WAY AAAA

LIL STICKY NOTE LOVE LETTERS FROM HIM IN YOUR LOCKER EVERY !! MF !! DAY !!!

you both agreed that at home cozy netflix dates w microwave popcorn and fuzzy blankets >>> movie theatre dates

110% made a playlist for you at some point when he crushed on you from afar and shared it w you after you started dating

he made a collaborative playlist for yall AND multiple playlists of songs that remind him of you afterwards

pls i just kNOW this man’s love language is making playlists

theyre prolly all categorized by mood or smth too w the cutest covers ever pls

➪ ejirou kirishima

you initially met him bc he was hella upset and alone this one time and you were the only one to notice and be there for him bc he ran away from everyone else to hide the “ uNmanLy “ tears :”))

takes you w him on his lil gym visits ,, hypes you up with every little thing u accomplish !!

constantly teasing bakugou with how he’s able to pull you and how lucky he is to have you

bakugou gets hella annoyed most of the time and just blasts him away-

idk bro i just feel like kiri prolly calls you “ adorable “ alot i wont lie-

LOVES HAND HOLDING,, takes any opportunity to hold ur hand and trace lil casual patterns across your knuckles w his thumb

sometimes he’ll even draw lil hearts on your hand

play fighting but sometimes the two of you get too carried away and he actually loses half of the time-

LATE NIGHT GAME NIGHTS WITH HIM AND THE BAKUSQUAD,, he loves being on the team against you so he can get all competitive

OK HEAR ME OUT;;;; DANCE BATTLES W HIM AS YOUR PARTNER AGAINST RANDOM PPL AT PARTIES

mans gets hella insecure ab himself sometimes ,, so he loves doing lil things for you !! opening a can ,, pulling the blanket over you ,, zipping up your jacket <33

STOP WAIT THATS SO CUTE BYE I WANT THAT

lets you dye his hair—THATS HOW MUCH HE TRUSTS YOU BYE

pls yall prolly aggressively play wii sports and just dance against one another on a regular basis;; it’s literally your thing and you cannot tell me otherwise ahjdjfj

pls i just KNOW this man’s an overly passionate wii player

will wrap his arms around your waist and hug u from behind as you make breakfast

WOULD WEAR MATCHING EARRINGS W YOU IF ITS FOR YOU

slow dances in the living room at midnight w you !!

eventually as you spent more time together ,,, you were able to change his idea of “ manliness “ ,, and he was able to realize that manliness is not equivalent to stoicism and that expressing ur feelings is still totally manly and totally valid !! <33

[elpercotreviews]

Violet Evergarden: the Movie Review

Okay I’mma keep this short cuz WTF was that ... This is gonna be more of a rant than a review tbh. OBVIOUSLY SPOILERS OF THE MOVIE AND OF VIOLET EVERGARDEN IN GENERAL

I was hyped to watch this movie cuz I had been waiting to watch it for FOREVER. The movie only came onto Netflix recently, and idk why I just didn’t watch it on my illegal anime website or anything. I’ve only watched Violet Evergarden through Netflix.

And ... I hated this movie. Cuz what the fuck. Character development? GONE. Plot holes? EVERYWHERE.

Okay lemme just explain the gist of what happens in the movie. The movie is told in this like flashbacky type of thingy, like reflecting on the life of Violet, but tbh I wasn’t that emotionally invested in Ana’s daughter or whatever, it lacked a lot of sincerity idk. So this whole flashback/reflection aspect didn’t really matter.

The real beef of the story, and of course what anime-only Violet Evergarden fans were all waiting for was ya know, WAS THE DUDE ALIVE OR NOT??? Well we get our answer. No shit he alive. But this fucking movie made me wish he was dead. Yep it’s Kaze Hikaru all over again, where I’m wishing my faves just died because it somehow would have made the story BETTER.

Okay so yeah the Gilbert guy somehow miraculously survives that whole thing that happened and is obviously separated from Violet since she ran off. Ignoring the obvious plot hole of how tf he got outta there and was able to get medical attention and all that, he ain’t got his dog tag anymore, so when peeps find him, they don’t know who tf he is, but that brings up the extra plot hole of wouldn’t they recognize his army uniform and what country it was for??? IGNORING THAT TOO, he gets better and just .... DECIDES TO FUCK OFF TO AN ISLAND???????????? Mans literally ran away from his responsibilities as the head of the family, being a commander, Violet, all of that, and just lives on this small town on an island????? AND he told no one too that he was alive, even though he had the complete ability to head back into civilization or ya know just send a letter or whatnot. So literally his whole family, friends, EVERYBODY think he dead fr fr. And ya know how I said this was like a flashback thingy? So yeah mans parents and everybody went to their graves thinking he died like wtfffff.

Also while he stayed on the island, since he didn’t contact anybody or do anything, he had no idea how Violet was doing either, mans just left her to fuck off and fend for herself like HUH???? AND THE WHOLE MOVIE AT THIS POINT IS JUST HIM REFUSING TO SEE HER WHILE VIOLET IS TRYING SO HARD TO SEE HIM???? They deadass only talk face to face at like the last ten minutes or so of this goddamn movie. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT SHE FUCKS OFF TO THIS ISLAND TOO????? All that character development in the TV, everything about her developing emotionally and learning to live without the Gilbert guy?? BYE TO THAT YALL LOL The moment that she properly reunites with Gilbert she decides to live with him on the island and basically runs the post office there. And it’s just so damn weird and random feeling cuz the movie makes it like “yay everyone is happy and it’s so cool and Violet was loved and awesome.” but like ... sis already gave up her damn arms for this guy and now she gave up her whole life basically and her whole growth just to stay with him. I am so damn fucking DONE.

And what makes me even more mad is like THE LIGHT NOVEL ENDS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I haven’t read the light novel itself, but based on a bunch of people’s reviews and commentary, it looks like in the light novel, same thing Gilbert is alive and all that, but he’s actually been supporting Violet secretly in the shadows this whole time, making money as well as keeping his position as the head of the family and protecting Violet from being used in politics/military. And ya know IT’S NOT A SECRET THAT HE’S ALIVE IT’S JUST A SECRET TO VIOLET IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE YEAH SHE DOES EMOTIONALLY GROW AND WHATNOT. So like, in this one, he had a genuine reason to not see her, and their reunion made sense, he met her when she was matured and more understanding of the world and such. While in the anime, he refuses to see her out of like shame??? For the whole running away part???

I’m just so done, and I feel so robbed of what this anime could have been, especially knowing what the plot actually was in the light novel. The anime movie reverses all of Violet’s growth and absolutely changes her and Gilbert’s personalities. Like it genuinely baffled me how someone who cared SO MUCH about Violet just didn’t even bother to check how she was doing for so many years???? And how he was so responsible and caring but said fuck my family and friends, let them all think I’m dead! It was so bizarre and out of character and just overall nonsensical. And the fact that Violet didn’t GAF about that at all and just went to live with his pisses me off. I’m so done and I can’t believe my memory of such a beautiful and emotional anime series is muddled and made bitter by this movie. 

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE MOVIE YET THEN DON’T. I REFUSE TO SEE IT AS CANON.

I should add though, that I LOVE KYOANI. And I’m aware the development and production of this movie was delayed due to the tragic arson attack. I am in no way criticizing the movie on that sense. The animation, the music, and all the “elements” of the movie were still excellent. It’s just such a shame that they didn’t follow the plot of the light novel.

[barnesbabee]

You Belong To Us - Choi Jongho x Reader x Jeong Yunho

Summary: Pushing men to their limits when it comes to sex is no joke, and your best-friends are no different.

Pairing: Choi Jongho x Reader x Jeong Yunho

Words: Who knows

Genre: Smut

A/N: I tried a little something I’d never written in this one, hopegully yall like it lol. It’s another threesome, by the end of quarentine I’ll become proficient I swear. Enjoy xx💖

REQUESTS SUPER OPEN

---- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST ANON ----

   You never knew a life without Jongho and Yunho. Those two were your rocks, your safe port, and you wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. It was a little hard spending your teenage years around them however, that you'd have to admit. Being a girl around two men like that, not an easy task. You'd fantasized many times about Yunho's long fingers and having Jongho pick you up with those big arms of his and sit you down on him.

   But you overcame that, since you didn't want to ruin your friendship, and soon the raging hormones calmed down.

    That was until one day you chose a questionable movie to watch on your movie night with the boys.

    You settled between Jongho and Yunho on your couch, holding the popcorn in your lap while a random movie played on TV. It had been Yunho's turn to choose the movie and he'd totally forgotten, so you just chose the first movie on Netflix that looked remotely interesting.

    It was a horror movie, which was your favourite genre. You loved to discuss every little detail and tear down this gory genre with your friends after the movie was over.

   You were highly invested in the movie, expecting a jumpscare or some blood spilling, but what you didn't know was that the movie was a psychological horror, and it was harsh to watch. There were sex scenes after sex scenes, and they had every kink that anyone could possibly think of (and some that no one wanted to think of). Bondage, degradation, humiliation, sadism, masochism, straight-up torture, you name it...

    You wouldn't lie, seeing all of that action brought some arousal to you, and you tried to hide how much seeing someone getting tied up and punished turned you on.

   As one of the scenes got more intense and interesting, you could see from the corner of your eye Yunho reaching for the remote. You instantly turned your head to him and placed your hand on top of his.

   "What are you doing?" You asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

   "Y/N it's the third sex scene, I think we already know what's happening." Yunho said, sighing at the fact that you wanted to go through yet another sex scene.

   You crossed your arms in front of your chest and pouted.

   "Fine," you said, giving in, and whispered the last part of the sentence "why are my friends such goody two shoes, fuck."

   Yunho stopped what he was doing and looked at you.

   "What did you say?" He asked, a little annoyed.

   "Oh come on, don't pretend to be offended, it's true. You two are as innocent and vanilla as it gets."

    Jongho, who had been silent up until now, looked at you, a little taken aback at your comment.

    "What did I do!? I was watching the kinky porn just now how are we both innocent?"

   You huffed and threw your head back, already annoyed that you had started the stupid argument.

    "I don't know, you just... are." You lifted your head and looked at both of them "Sometimes I genuinely think you two are incapable of being dirty-minded."

    The boys by your side looked hurt by your comment, as if it was a jab to their masculinity.

   "You're being ridiculous Y/N, we're like every other guy. We just don't show that we're horny." Jongho told you.

   "Please, every time I try to tease you you dismiss it, you don't even try to do it back! You’re angels, don’t deny it."

   Yunho, who was getting furious about the whole conversation, put a stop to it. He grabbed one of your hands and placed it on his crotch, so you could feel his har-on.

   "This is why I'm skipping the fucking scene. And the reason I ignore you teasing me it's because it's the only way I can stop myself from bending you over on the spot and fucking you."

   You stared at him, wide-eyed, not knowing what to say. You couldn't stop a blush from spreading across your face and you opened your mouth to say something, but couldn't. Your eyes trailed down to his hand. His fingers encircled your wrist, making you rest your hand on his crotch.

   You immediately felt yourself getting wet, and so you pressed your thighs closer together.

   Jongho, who noticed your loss for words and your thigh's movements, leaned in your ear.

   "Who's the innocent one now, Y/N?" He whispered.

   The younger's hand made it's way up your thigh and squeezed it.

   It was no secret that Jongho liked to show-off his strength, and this might've been the hottest way he had ever done it.

    You recomposed yourself in a second. You were not about to let these two assholes win over you. Your lips formed a smirk and you bit your lower lip teasingly.

   You applied some more pressure on the hand that was placed on Yunho's cock and turned your head to face Jongho, whose lips were dangerously close to your own. You traced his jaw with your finger and brought him even closer.

   "Is that all you two got?"

   Jongho and Yunho exchanged a knowing look, and in a matter of seconds the younger male had swooped you from your seat and thrown you over his shoulder, delivering a loud slap to your ass.

   You yelped at the sudden contact but quickly covered your mouth with your hand.

  Yunho walked towards your bedroom, with you and Jongho following behind.

  The door opened violently, allowing you to enter the room so the man carrying you could drop you down on the bed.

  Jongho was quick to pull your shirt over your head, immediately exposing your breasts. His hands held both of them, as his tongue and lips played with your left nipple.

   Yunho's hands shamelessly pulled down your joggers and threw them somewhere, without a care.

  You looked down and spread your legs for him, as you watched his long, beautiful fingers, trace your folds.

  You inhaled sharply at the sight, making him look up at you.

  "You like it when I touch you? Hm?"

   You bit your lip and nodded. Yunho smirked and grabbed your panties, pushing them to the side and exposing your womanhood to him. He slid his finger along your folds and you moaned.

   "Please Yunho, I want your fingers in me." You begged, imagining the amazing things he could do to you.

    Your best-friend glanced at his fingers and then at you.

    "Oh, so you like my fingers?"

   He asked, as he slipped his index and middle finger. You gripped Jongho's hair and whimpered.

  "Oh my God, they're so good... So big..." You said, between pants, as the male played with your pussy.

  Jongho's lips kissed up your chest, neck, and jaw until they reached your lips. He made out with you, hungrily, taking no time to insert his tongue in your mouth, and leaving no corner unexplored. Yunho pulled your panties down, so he could suck on your clit while he fingered you.

   He curled his fingers as he pulled them out and back in. You loved the way his fingers reached so far up your pussy, and so you moaned into the kiss you were sharing with Jongho.

   The younger male fiddled with your nipples with one of his hands, squeezing and tugging on them.

   Yunho added a third finger and you knew you wouldn't last very long.

   "I-I'm, I'm gonna come Yunho!"

   Jongho pulled away instantly, and wrapped his fingers around your throat, gripping it tightly. Your eyes rolled into the back of your head, as you could feel your orgasm coming.

   "You like Yunho's fingers deep in you Y/N? You wanna come all over his fingers?"

   "Oh my God yes!" You yelled, or tried to, upon hearing such dirty words coming from such an angelic boy.

  Your walls tightened around Yunho's fingers and you came.

  Yunho approached you and held his fingers near your mouth. You grabbed his hand with yours and pushed his fingers between your lips, to lick them clean and suck on them, giving Yunho an innocent look while staring him in the eye.

   "So fucking naughty..." He whispered.

  While you played with Yunho's finger's, Jongho undressed himself, finally freeing his hard dick.

   "Come here pretty." Jongho called.

  You instantly left the bed and knelt in front of him. You took his length in your mouth and let it hit the back of your throat. One of your hands followed your mouth's movements while the other rested on his thigh. Jongho tangled his fingers in your hair, and his moans got louder every time his cock hit the back of your throat.

   Behind you, you could hear a couple of groans and skin slapping, and you assumed Yunho was enjoying the show by himself.

    You pulled your mouth away from Jongho's member, earning a very displeased groan in exchange, and stood up. You walked over to the bed and put one leg up, resting on the mattress, then calling the boys over to you with your index finger.

   They were a little confused, but approached you nevertheless.

   "What are you waiting for boys? There's one for each of you."

    Once they understood what you mean, they were surprised, but complied nevertheless, afraid you'd have second thoughts.

    Jongho spit on his hand and covered his dick with it, before spreading your ass and entering you. After he'd done that, Yunho carefully positioned himself at your entrance and pushed in, slowly.

    You gripped Yunho's shoulders tightly and your nails dug into his skin, sure to leave marks.

    They moved in slowly and in sync, delicately as to not hurt you. You adjusted to them quickly, and so their pace quickened.

    Jongho would occasionally smack your ass, leaving his handprints all over it, while Yungo focused on kissing and biting your neck.

      "Guys I'm...  I'm cumming again..." You announced.

     On a regular occasion, you wouldn't come so fast. but the thrill of having both of your best friends in you at the same time... It was a challenge, to see who could be the dirtiest person in the room. You loved it.

     "Oh my God Jongho please choke me!"

   Jongho complied, and reached from behind to choke you once more. He was so strong, and because of that he asserted a kind of dominance you couldn't get enough of.

   Yunho noticed your breaths becoming quicker.

   "Come for me Y/N." He asked.

   It didn't take long, only a couple more thrusts and you threw your head back, resting on Jongho's shoulder, as you tightened around Yunho for the second time tonight.

  The next one to come was Jongho, that not long after you came, pulled out of you and you felt a hot spurt land on your ass.

   Upon seeing the erotic scene between you two, and the lust-filled faces of his best-friends, Yunho too pulled out, cumming all over your stomach with a groan.

  The three of you fell on the bed, panting heavily. Jongho had an arm around your back and Yunho one across your stomach. The younger male kissed your forehead and said one last thing for the night.

   "No one is allowed to have you, but us."

[cassatine]

"streaming is not ownership" well it's not that i don't see your point, it's just that actual ownership of physical stuff was never the primary mode of media consumption for everyone. idk if you heard but some people are poor and even before streaming services "ownership" wasn't their main in-road to media. whatever was on the tv was, and whatever you could get with your subscription at the local movie-renting place, and what was on offer at the local library. *if* you had access to such services, and i'm not even going to go into the ways that limited what you had access to depending on your circumstances (i'm using the past tense but this is still how it be for plenty of people). but like. i fucking beg you to look at the price of the bluray box for a tv series and the monthly cost of the cheapest subscription on netflix and do the fucking math and take that into consideration in your discourse.

because when i hear you say you wish people went back to physical ownership of their dvds or blurays or whatever i don't only hear "corporations are greedy and they ruined streaming," i also hear you saying the way to rectify that isn't collective ownership of the master product and the distribution service but capitalist private ownership and the inequalities of access to media and culture that entails. it's not that a lot of these arguments against the streaming industry aren't good!! they are!! i agree with many of them!! they just fail to consider that we live in a society and not the bountiful, ideal world of a thought experiment in which physical copies of media stuff are singularly cheap and thus equally available to all. we never did, and "corporations ruined streaming" is an indictment of the current model of streaming and the hands it's in, not of streaming per se. and i find it weird that so many people on the left side of the political spectrum seem to believe Ownership of Physical Copies is the answer here. like disney did not wait for the advent of streaming to establish its Vault (TM, probably).

(also your bootleg copy of the star wars holiday special is actually illegal and i'm pretending we're all law-abiding citizens here and no one is pirating anything.)

another thing that bothers me is simply the way this elevates Ownership. like don't get me wrong, i'm not against personal property. i like having things - fuck, i like having pretty things, and more than once i unreasonably splurged on The Prettiest Edition. but i really don't want to own All The Things. i mean. you really don't need to own a physical copy of every dumb show you mindlessly watch to unwind. literally fucking no one does. and personally, before the advent of streaming, unless they were on the telly during the span of time i had reception, i did not watch mindless shows because i'd have had to buy them and i sure as fuck couldn't have afforded it. (if you have something to say about better media consumption habits, fucking keep it for yourself)

anyway what yall want is guaranteed availability and the best way to go about that is collective ownership, not pretending that your physical copies don't exist in a world of planned obsolescence and business-driven format and medium changes.

like. streaming or physical copy you're still dependant on the distributor, but also "owning a physical copy" doesn't change the fact that physical copies are subject to being outdated by format changes. you might own the laserdisc edition of the SW OT but laserdiscs are a dead format and the corporation that sold the laserdiscs is no less greedy than the one running your streaming service(s); it's not going to replace the laserdiscs with whatever newfangled format becomes the norm because it's understood you bought a copy, not perpetual availability of the thing. "owning a physical copy" doesn't stop you from stepping on it or scratching it or watching it be destroyed with the rest of your possessions when your house burns because climate change is real. owning a copy doesn't make you even a partial owner of the actual thing any more than paying a fee to access it - there's no meaningful way in which owning physical copies of media things makes your relationship to them less transient and fragile than accessing these things on a platform for a fee, excepted your expectation that they'll last longer.

to wrap this rant up another point is that while tbh idk much about the specifics of how the resource consumption calculus goes on streaming vs physical media, it does bother me that this question never makes it to the discourse. not to sound strident but since we're headed off to extinction-event ourselves, bringing with us an untold number of species, this seems kinda relevant to me. if the environmental impact of owning media stuff is lesser than that of streaming it's something yall should point out. if it's not, it's yall that have to defend a mode of consumption that's more damaging on the long term. and no, you cannot skip the environmental angle, sorry but this isn't a thought experiment about property, we do not live in a world of pure ideas and at this point if you don't factor in environmental impact when discussing the relative merits of different modes of consumption, that's your own fucking failure.

[sondpyo]

𝙮𝙤𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙

a/n: y’all this is literally my first writing :// sorry ig it’s shitty oop whatever I will do a x1 boyfriend line just bcs i really want a bf rn and x1 are my emotional support kpop boys 🥺 iF you have requests then please just request !!!!! 🤭 whatevs have fun reading this and stream flash 😎

warnings: ,,,,cursing

yohan

yes

he looks really intimidating ngl and his taekwondo shit doesn’t make it better

but like,,, he’s a baby ????

he also likes to be babied u cant tell me shit like hug him, kiss him, pinch his cheeKS MAKE HIM FEEL LOVED

but before

let’s go back to where it all started : )

you and yohan actually met in a coffee shop u were working at

so one day this like tall dude came in and ordered an americano with some typa cake idk honestly

and hes like sitting down

and thats when he saw YOU

he immediately went 👀

you were casually picking up some cups and plates customers have left on the tables

and like u just felt someone was looking at you you just did

so you turned around

sUPRISE

yohan was still like 👀

so you were like ???why that mf staring at me???

his brain took about 10 seconds to process that u were staring back so it went ABORT MISSION !

he turned around quickly

you furrowed ur brows and just shrugged it off like u see weird people walking in here daily

but he was kinda cute tho,,, and u don’t see cute weirdos walk in here daily

when u went back to the counter ur co worker was like bring that shit to that guy

and u were looking at THAT guy

sUPRISE 2.0 it was yohan

so you went there and gave him his things

thats when

„ so do you come here often. ????"

„sir I work here"

„oh"

so you were just like "do you need anything else?"

and he got really shy after saying that so he just answered with a no, thank u and turned around in embarrassment

and a little smile creeped up ur lips

because he was CUTE cute

but you were kinda shy too so whAT SHOULD YOU DO

so you just left

yea

he visited the shop more often

thats when you found out he actually goes to the same college as you

so u were both talking and he finally asked for ur number

this leads to date nr. 1

absolute chaos

he wanted to actually take you out in a fancy restaurant but they somehow didn’t have his name on the guest list

so y’all went outside and it actually started raining

so yall ran to his car

and just when yohan thought he literally fucked up everything

you started smiling

and he was like huh ???

so you were like

"well ur plan didn’t go that well I guess"

he scoffed and put both of his hands onto the steering wheel

he was really confused at first but then thought that you were making fun of him which u kinda were but he doesn’t have to know 🤡

but then you suddenly said "how about we buy a family pizza and go watch a movie or something“ and nudged his shoulder with your ellbow

you know he wanted the date to be perfect and that he was probably sad it didn’t go well

and that kinda touched you because he was really trying hard

after that date you unfortunately went on another and on another and on another one

and you were slowly falling for him and his charms

not only was he opening up to you a lot

showing his funny and entertaining side

he also started realizing that he didn’t have to hide his true self from you

like he wanted to tell you a dad joke? he justfucking went for it

since then he decided

that ur his wifey 😎

so y’all have been dating for 2 years now

and in those 2 years you learned a lot about yohan

boi is shy but loves skinship

cuddling in each and every second? yes

u want a kiss? lmAo here you have 100

like he just loves showering you with love

and showering with you (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( i sincerely apologize )

ne wa ys

he really likes holding your hand

and he has that habit of playing with ur fingers when he’s nervous

at first you weren’t like used to so much skinship

but over the years it just kinda grew on you and you were just like meh

and he loves teasing you about your height and everything

he just has to put things onto the highest shelf just so he can watch you struggle

he also loves saying things to you infront of his friend just to make you blush and watch you hide in embarrassment

well,,,, his friends

your biggest enemy is hyeongjun

one of yohan‘s best friends

it’s just an ongoing fight between you two about his attention

„listen her u poodle ass looking rat, yohan is MY boyfriend"

„who are you calling poodle ass rat you look like a recycled tana mongeau"

and ur both like 😡😡😡

so yohan is usually like don’t fight,,,,enough yohan for everyone 😎

and you‘re literally like you can keep him hyeongjun

((you and hyeongjun are actually really good friends don’t worry))

soooo

yohan also loves to give neck kisses

if your neck is in sight

hes like mwah 👄

and you act like you don’t like thEm

but we all know you do

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the only thing is that whenever your hanging out with his friend group and he does that

everyone goes like we haAVE MINORS IN HERE

because strangely one of his friends is a 14 year old tall ass bitch that’s still going through puberty ((dohyon why u so tALL))

but friendship has no age I guess ???

he always goes to his hyungs for advice tho because what kinda advice will he get from some kids going through puberty

eunsang in the back: 😤

and seungwoo always helps him with his situations

while seungyoun just says stuff like smaSh Her !

yes seungyoun sweetie ur doing amazing

you both fighted once

where u realized that he actually looks really intimidating like you were genuinely scared of him for a second

and you‘re both kinda hot headed

so it turned out with him taking his jacket and leaving your apartment

yes,,,, a mess

you dIDNT talk to each other for two days until you phone dinged

and you were like !!!

but

hyeongjun🤥: why y’all ain’t talking

and you told him and he’s like you should just go to him like this bitch is dumb we been knew and for the first time ever you bonded with hyeongjun

so you pressed the button of his doorbell

and yohan opened the door looking all sad

he expected his food to be here

but then he saw you and he just hugged you like honestly ???? he missed you :(

so fighting with him usually lays down after 1-3 days

depends

okay but

yohan is a really good listener

like hes a jokster and everything

but when you‘re sad or upset and need to talk to someone he’s always there for you

it doesn’t matter if it‘s about a test you failed or even about the girl in your class that always gives you deadly looks

like when ur sad he usually just caresses your head/hair

and he tries make you laugh again

because he hates seeing you like that,,,you‘re his baby >:( he doesn’t want you to be sad

he eventually also buys food because he just knows that food calms you down the most

so when ur happier shoving down food ur throat than u were in his arms hes like :[ (y’all know that face)

whatevs

you and yohan have a healthy relationship

and you appreciate it a lot

because he isn’t only your boyfriend but also your best friends

so that mEanS pyjAMA PARTIES HELL YE

usually you both just chill on the coach with your pjs on and you put a face mask onto his face

„this thing burns"

„don’t be a pussy"

„you‘re literally putting acid on my face and you‘re telling me I shouldn’t be a pussy“

u usually watch Netflix after

well only you

becAUSE your beloved boyfriend is always trying to get your attention with either whining or kissing you

and sometimes he just succeeds

like the few pecks turn into making oUt

and the making oUt leads to

we all know what

the netflix movie is forgotten by now sorry sweetie

since sometimes both of you are too lazy to go to ur bed bcs ur busy duH? u fall asleep on the couch so often you both wake up in the next morning by either you or yohan falling off it eventually

i don’t make the rules, gravity does

we should come to an end

yohan is a really protective boyfriend

and he would use his taekwondo skills on anyone and everyone that comes near you

well

only when he senses danger and shit bcs he can’t just double turn fly kick hangyul away just bcs he wanted to greet you with a hug

but yes: very protective

loves you

he really does

he doesn’t care about any girl walking past him except junho but that’s another story // like his eyes are always on you and you only + junho 👀

people envy your relationship a lot

mostly girls watching him taking care of you so well

becAUSE he does care about you a lot

so be dAmn grateful

becAUSE yohan is a once in a lifetime man

and he eventually even hopes to marry you one day

so 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[golden-ariess]

how about we keep the stalker wave going and have Steve being an IT guy who after working on your laptop downloads a bunch of programs to spy on you, especially thru the webcam?

Warnings: Stalking 18 +

A/n: I've been slowly but surely trying to work my way through yall’s request. So here's another one. I liked this idea so much. Like we really got to get a little geek squad with this one lmao. Enjoy! 

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It was fate he convinced himself he had seen you before around the office. He had no excuse to talk to you. It wasn't like he was good at having conversation, anyway.  

Computer updates where done after hours, so he had no reason to stumble to your cubicle. He'd thought of every excuse to find a reason to talk to you. He sent you a couple of corrupt files that were  sure to mess up your laptop; he skipped your laptop for an update a couple of times. But each move he made to get to you was in vain. You somehow found someone else to fix your IT problems until now.

There you stood, a shy smile on your face. Busted laptop in hand. And no one else in sight to fix your tech problems except him.

You knocked on his office door laptop in hand. Smiling and apologizing for interrupting him. But he wasn't bothered at all. It was his job. That's the thought he meditated on so he wouldn't get hard.

You handed him the laptop. Explaining you had a virus on it from opening a trojan horse email. You apologized and admitted you usually were good about dodging those (little did you know the last ones you received were sent from him.)

Steve quickly told you it wasn't a problem.

It was his job. He gave you a replacement laptop with a promise to have your current one back by the end of the day.

He felt like you fell in the palm of his hands in a way and he would not miss the opportunity.

So linking your accounts to his wasn't wrong. He just figured he would scan over your emails; let them pass through him first.   He just wanted to make sure you wouldn't get any more bad emails. What was the harm in weeding them out for you?

The replacement laptop he gave you allowed him to watch you work at your desk. Smiling at an email he read earlier. He thought about deleting it but you needed it to finish an assignment.

He fixed your laptop in a matter of minutes after your dropped it off.  He just needed a little more time to download a couple of more programs.

He watched you eat during lunch, chat with a coworker. Absent mindlessly sing aloud to yourself. You were perfect.

Steve never thought he would find the one. He focused on his work through the years.

Promotion after promotion came; And soon enough he ran the IT department, he was in a great place career wise but his social life was something that was lacking. He was told many times he was a handsome man. His few friends and his family never understood how he could have such a hard time finding someone.

But apart from his physical aesthetic. He was socially awkward. Looks aren't everything if you couldn't have a normal conversation.

He did many things to better his social skills but nothing seemed to work. So he fixated himself on work. He could most of the time remotely fix computer issues from his desk.

It never required him to leave much. And when it required someone to inspect . He always sent someone from his department down. The only time he really wasn't behind his monitor was when the systems updates where happening. It was the only time he was hands on to ensure everything ran smoothly.

That was the first time he'd seen you. Your office was last on his list. He normally liked to wait until after hours for updates. That way he wouldn't have to be subjected to stuffy office conversations.

But your lamp light still glowed long after hours. He took a seat at a cubicle directly across from yours and watched you work.

He could tell your quiet temperament was the same as his. It had to be. He assessed in the short time he watched you ; you had to be kindred spirits.

You stayed after work to be left alone. You where you had no personal effects littered amongst your office much like his. You had to be like him.

It all made perfect sense in his mind. He had to know you. So that's when it all started the emails, and random viruses.

After returning your laptop to you with a couple more "updates" you weren't aware you had. He clocked out for the evening.

Steve was patient. It was something he prided himself on. So he waited. He checked his computer every hour on the hour and waited for you to appear.

Just when he prepared to recorded his screen for the night notification appeared in the right corner of his desktop.

He quickly double clicked the icon and there you where; laying in bed laptop perched resting on your lap as you opened Netflix and clicked on a movie.

Steve did the same. Casting the same movie on his other screen so he could watch it with. He took out a notepad jotting down parts of the movie you seemed to perk up on. He figured it would be a good conversation starter whenever he spoke to you. He would just ask if you've seen the current title playing on your laptop screen and strike up a conversation with you.

Now he would study you. Get to know you in every way possible. And when he collected all the Intel, he could on you. He would make his move. You would be his. Kindred spirits after all.

Part 2

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A/n: I'm still playing around with my writing style. I hope this was barebell to read lmao.

Let me know if it was!

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[dolansmith]

CEO Pt. Two~ Grayson Dolan

A/N: I took too long to upload this and this isn’t even long enough to compensate for that lol oops. But I hope yall like it anyway c: Let me know what you think! (Next part will be longer I sweeeeaaarr)

Summary: YN is an aloof businesswoman that meets her match in the hopeless romantic that is Grayson Dolan.

Warnings: mentions of sex, fluff, angst towards the end

Word Count: 2,204

And if you haven’t read part one, here it is

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The night consisted of a lot of hot sex, and a lot of laughing.

But despite that, the next morning, Y/N awoke to an empty bed. She wanted to be unsurprised. She even wanted to not care, but for some reason she did care. Sex with Grayson was some of the best she’d ever had—not that she’d ever get the chance to tell him so. 

After talking a bit more about the project he wanted to start with Ethan, his twin brother, they drank some more and then started where they left off at the car. They both got oversensitive from how much they’d fucked, Y/N’s pussy tingled at the thought of it.

She sighed disappointedly before making her way to the bathroom to shower and get ready for her day. After having done her hair and makeup to her liking she entered the kitchen, surprised to see Grayson lying on her sofa. Her eyebrows shot up as she watched him snore. How did I miss that sound when I woke up? She thought to herself. 

Y/N shrugged before making her way to the kitchen, making a breakfast shake and some toast. After placing the two smoothies, and a large plate of avocado toast on the coffee table, she turned the tv on loudly, taking a quick bite of her toast, sitting back and watching as Grayson sat up, startled by the loud music from whatever show she’d chosen off of Netflix.

Grayson looked around the room in a confused state before his eyes landed on a smirking Y/N. She turned the tv to a normal volume and gestured towards the food. “Made you breakfast as a thank you.” Grayson’s eyebrows shot up at the gesture, his chest warming at how kind it was. She wasn’t as cold as she made herself out to be. “A thank you? Also, is that smoothie dairy free?” He asked sheepishly.

She looked at him strangely, “No, it’s almond milk��the only dairy consumed in this household is cheese. I didn’t think that’d compliment the fruits very well, though, but if you want some—“

Grayson pecked her lips, effectively cutting her sarcasm off, “This was really nice of you…ma.”

For the first time, in what felt like maybe ever, Y/N blushed. Grayson noticed, but didn’t comment, he simply smiled triumphantly. “Why’d you sleep on the couch?” She asked, sipping on her smoothie. Grayson shrugged, “something told me you weren’t the type to cuddle.” He wanted to seem nonchalant, but his heart couldn’t help but stutter at the thought that maybe she wanted him to cuddle her.

“I’m not.” Or not, he thought.

“Then good thing I didn’t stay in your bed then, huh?” Grayson mocked her, a smirk finding its way onto his face despite the slight disappointment he felt. Y/N made a face, nodding a bit, continuing her breakfast. They watched the show in a comfortable silence, finishing their respective meals. Once they did, Y/N watched as Grayson gathered their dishes and made his way to the kitchen to wash them. She followed suit, sitting on the countertop by the sink as he cleaned up.

“Thank you,” she muttered as he finished. He leaned his hip against the sink, facing her, his signature goofy smile on his face as he said, “You made breakfast, it was only right. About last night—“

“I’d like to do it again, if you’re interested,” she stated. No use in beating around the bush, not when she wanted something. Grayson’s eyebrows shot up, his heart racing as he moved to stand between her legs. He placed his large hands on her thighs, “I think something could be arranged,” he muttered. Grayson softly rubbed up her thigh, his thumbs only an inch from her core, before he pushed them back down to her knees, rubbing circles into them, a smirk on his face.

He leaned in closely, his breath tickling her neck before he began to place small, fluttering kisses on it. Y/N chuckled as he made his way down, making Grayson’s heart skip a beat as he continued kissing down her chest and breasts through the fabric of her shirt, a small smile playing at the corner of his lips. Her laughter stopped when he pressed his lips to her hastily; his tongue swiping against her bottom lip for the entrance she decided against, pushing him backwards instead. Grayson groaned as the pretty, red painted smirk he knew he’d grow to be very fond of, took its rightful place on Y/N’s face as she said, “Not quite yet.”

Those three words ignited a flame that neither of the two would quite know how to extinguish. They met up almost everyday for three months, creating an unspoken, but strict, routine: on Sundays, Grayson helped Y/N film and edit her videos. He’d sleep over on Saturday nights. Most of those Saturdays consisted of Thai takeout and a movie followed by long makeout sessions and sometimes fast and rough sex, sometimes it’d be a nightlong 50 Shades ordeal, and sometimes they wouldn’t have sex at all—they’d just hold each other and talk, something neither of them could bring themselves to do with anyone else. The next morning Y/N would make breakfast while Grayson set up her equipment. At some point, he became her unofficial cameraman and would spend the evening helping her edit.

During work on weekdays, they’d spend hours on FaceTime. Helping each other through the lull that paperwork brought, and Grayson especially loved when Y/N began a new project and took him into meetings. Her eyes would sparkle as she ran through ideas with her team, her phone propped up so he could see her, and she always kept at least one AirPod in so he could hear her too. She had to learn how to acknowledge Grayson’s commentary while staying as professional as possible; she spent a long time earning the respect she had, she wouldn’t want to damage that.

A couple time’s a month, Y/N returned the weekly favor Grayson did on Sundays and would help the Dolan twins with their videos. She’d help them film sometimes when they needed more than one cameraman, and she’d helped them plan a few videos as well. They’d truly become best friends; Y/N knew Grayson almost as well as his own twin did and Grayson knew her better than anyone else did.

To Y/N, it was all perfect. She had someone she could call her best friend: someone who could make her laugh until she wheezed, make her scream in orgasm, someone who knew her Thai order without asking, and bought her tampons and groceries whenever he was able to—their dynamic was perfect. There was no drama, no distraction from work, no—

“I think we should stop,” Grayson said one Saturday at Y/N’s door. He’d gotten there a lot earlier than he usually did, but Y/N had a tendency to wear lingerie as loungewear so she was never not ready to be taken by him. He’d knocked so loudly, she imagined the scenario going very differently as she was already untying the red silk robe while opening the door. Her manicured fingers fell from the robe as he spoke.

While their friendship and all its factors meant more than a great deal to Y/N, Grayson was beginning to see that there was no future in what they were doing. No matter how close they became, no matter how happy they were, no matter how familiar they’d become to each other…Y/N was never going to see him as more than a friend. He’d come to terms with this reality. This didn’t mean that it didn’t hurt him, but it did mean that he’d asked a girl he’d met, and had a rather lengthy conversation with at a coffee shop that morning, out on a date. He liked Nancy enough. She was kind and soft-spoken. She reminded Grayson of sunshine, except on legs. He knew that if they were to go out, it was more than likely that he’d fall in love with her.

But she wasn’t anything like the fiery, intimidating, and blunt woman he’d grown to love. He wasn’t sure that anyone like Y/N existed, he highly doubted it—but at the very least she’d stay his friend.

“Stop what, baby boy?” Y/N asked as she furrowed her brows, not bothering to cover herself back up, her red lacy bra and underwear on full display as she left the door open for him to walk through. She took a seat on her couch and patted the space next to her, concern in her eyes. He seemed nervous and reluctant. She knew what he meant, but she didn’t understand where it’d come from. They were fine last night before he left to go back home to hang out with Ethan, what had happened in less than 24 hours that would have him wanting to leave her?

What did I do wrong? She asked herself, suddenly wanting to kick him out so she’d be in control of the situation. So maybe the sting of losing someone she’d become so close to wouldn’t hurt as much.

Grayson ignored the stirring in his pants at both the sight of her and the pet name. He’d never been one to be submissive, or enjoy it at the very least, but having Y/N dom him, made him change his mind. Judging by the color she was wearing, that’s what he would’ve been in for had he not said anything. He wanted to take it back as he took her in, his mind briefly imagining her tying him up and making him beg for her—but he pushed the thoughts down. He needed to move on.

“Stop the sex part of our relationship.” He clarified. There was a brief pause before he continued, “I met someone.” He was hoping to elicit some type of reaction. A part of him, the selfish part, hoped that she would realize his feelings if she felt him slipping away. That if she watched him begin to fall for someone else, that it’d change her mind about relationships, about commitment.

Grayson’s life wasn’t like the romcoms he binged with Y/N on Saturday nights, though. He’d always found it ironic that romantic comedies were her favorite, when commitment was something she couldn’t fathom. He was disappointed when a wide smile, one he didn’t think he’d ever seen before, made its way onto her face, “Really? That’s great, Gray! Tell me about her?”

It took him a moment to gather his disappointed pieces and shove them in a box but once he did, he told her about Nancy.

The pair sat together on the couch, discussing Grayson’s potential love interest, both doing their best to ignore the tension it brought between them as they both figured it was a figment of their own imaginations. Y/N didn’t want to let what they had go; she knew a relationship would take him away from her in big ways—not just sexual but also their weekend routines, or even just hanging out in general. He’d met someone, though. She knew what that meant to him because he wasn’t like her. He wanted a family one day. She wasn’t the person to give that to him. And the way he described Nancy? He described her as some kind of goddess living amongst them, and it was something she could never amount to even in her wildest dreams. Even if she was the ‘settle-down-start-a-family’ type, he wouldn’t love her. She was too much of the opposite of what he wanted.

What felt like hours later, but was really only half of one, Grayson checked his watch to see he had to get going or else he’d be late for the date. “She’s gonna love you,. Who wouldn’t?” Y/N smiled, fixing his hair a bit after walking him back to her front door. She knew she was doing the right thing, letting him go. It didn’t hurt her any less, though. Grayson’s eyes softened, silently begging her to ask him to stay.

But Grayson knew his best friend better than anyone. She either wouldn’t notice his silent pleas, or she’d ignore them. So instead of making any other embarrassing attempts to get her to ask him to cancel the date, he kissed her forehead swiftly and grinned, “I’ll let you know how it goes.”

She nodded, closing the door behind him. Y/N slid down her door, ignoring the startled feeling the cold tiles brought as they met her warm, exposed skin. She brought her knees up under her chin and tried to calm her breathing as her chest began to ache and tearless sobs racked her body. She didn’t want to cry, but the second the thought of Grayson no longer being in her life crossed her mind, the tears fell freely.

If he didn’t stick around for the sex, it was only a matter of time before the friendship aspect of their relationship deteriorated too.

TAGS: @szadolans​, @sweetbily​, @preciousd0lanboiz​, @reblogdolan​, @babyboydxlan​, @afrophilia​, @jeweldolan​, @sugarfootdolan​, @g-e-dolan​, @miriamxsworld​, @graysavant​, @dolanskippy​, @giggling-grayson​, @whiskyryeandredlipstick​ 

[i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships]

Yeah, We’re Damaged

Ok. Idk how many of you know/remember this but I write fanfic, and I’ve been writing a lot of shit on Wattpad so if you want, go check that out. (My Wattpad is VeronicaisntAHeather) But I wrote this (and a few others that will be posted heere) there and I’m proud of it so heere.

ship: Treebros

tw: blood, self-harm, cursing.

Word count: 711 (Double Heathers reference for the win.)

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Evan and Connor had been having a nice romantic night in, cuddled up on the couch and watching movies on Netflix when Connor had gone to the bathroom.

That was half an hour ago and Evan was starting to worry.

"H-hey babe," Evan knocked on the bathroom door "y-you good? You've been in there for like h-half an hour."

Shit shit shit shit shit shit Connor thought. He put down the razor blade and called through the door "Y-yeah everything's good! I'll be out in a second!" Connor cringed.

Well, there you go. Ya fucked up Murphy. Now he knows you're lying. He thought to himself as he was pulling down his sleeve to cover up the cuts. He then opened the door.

Evan knew something was up as soon as Connor stuttered. After he opened the door it was only more evidence against the taller boy.       1. The stutter       2. There was a razor on the counter that wasn't there before       3. Connor's left sleeve wasn't pulled down all the way. Connor always had both sleeves            pulled down as far as they would go.

Connor knew that Evan wasn't buying his "I'm fine. Everything's good." bullshit and was anticipating Evan to tell him that he wasn't fine and to insist that he was not fine and that he was going to tell Evan everything.

But it didn't happen. Evan figured that Connor would tell him if necessary and that he didn't have to pry, even if he knew Connor was in fact not ok.

He still figured that he could push Connor a bit.

"Y-you're sure you're ok?" Evan asked a final time.

"Yep! Perfectly fine!" Connor exclaimed all too happy, he even popped the p in 'yep'.

Yeah no. This is bullshit. Evan thought. But still, he took Connor's hand in his own and pulled him back to the couch to finish the movie.

A little while later Evan felt a warm liquid through his shirt where Connor's arm was wrapped around his waist.

Evan sat up and moved Connor's arm.

"Ev, honey, everything good?" Connor asked him.

"I-I don't know, my shirt's wet where-" Evan looked down at his shirt only too see blood. Not very much, but it was still blood.

Connor saw it too. Evan heard him mumble "Shit." under his breath.

"Connor let me see you're arm," Evan ordered and Connor obeyed. Evan pulled up Connor's sleeve only to be met with tons of bloody cuts up and down. "O-oh my g-god," Evan mumbled, just loud enough for Connor to hear. He thought he was going to be sick, but in that moment mom friend mode (TM) kicked in.

"Hold on. I'll be right back." Evan stood up and grabbed the first aid kit from the bathroom and sat down again. He grabbed some cotton balls, put some rubbing alcohol on the first of what Evan knew would be many, and grabbed Connor's arm.

"This is gonna sting," Evan told him. Connor tense up his arm.

Several hissed out cuss words and 32 bloody cotton balls later, Evan had cleaned out what he counted to be 24 cuts.

"Almost done," Evan promised Connor.

Evan grabbed some gauze pads and made sure all the cuts were covered before wrapping his boyfriend's arm with an Ace bandage. "Better?" he asked.

Connor nodded. God, I'm such a disaster.

"You're not alone on that one," Evan responded.

"Did I say that out loud?" Evan nodded. "Well, I- it's just that, you know, one minute I'm cuddling with you on the couch and the next I'm in the bathroom emotionlessly slicing up my arm."

Evan leaned onto Connor. "Yeah, we're damaged," he sung softly.

It took Connor a moment to figure out where Evan was going but then it clicked. "Badly damaged."

"But you're love's too good to lose."

"Hold me tighter," Evan snuggled up to Connor even more than he already was.

"Even closer." Connor pulled Evan closer.

"I'll stay if I'm what you chose,"

"Can't we be seventeen?"

"If I am what you chose."

"If we've still got the right."

Evan looked up at Connor and grabbed his unwrapped arm. "Cause you're the one I chose."

Connor looked down at Evan and smiled. "You're the one I chose."

Both boys leaned in and sang the final line of the song. "You're the one I chose."

And the gap between the two was closed.

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Sorry not sorry for the angst. But I think this is my favorite thing I've written.

tbh I'm surprised that it took me this long to write a fic with Seventeen in it. It's been my favorite theater song since like ever so.

Unrelated note, I was listening to BMC as I wrote this. No clue why but it happened.

You're mother,

Em

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Taglist (yall must’ve thought I was dead): @winterswrandomness @just-some-gt-trash @thetomorrowshow @iixclementine @elatedgiff (I know I’m missing people. It’s been a while.)

[sincewereahoe]

YES I want the story!

Okay SO buckle up. I have a lot to say. Just know that as this was unfolding I was just going along with things, so I passed off stuff and continued to fool around with him because I just really wanted sex. It wasn’t until the next morning when he was gone I realized I should have kicked him out. ANYWAYS 

He looked nothing like his profile picture. Like I thought he was a redhead and he showed up and was not.  He was 3 years younger than me so that was 20, as I was 23, and I noticed the difference in age so fucking hard. We chatted, had wine and thank god he never shut up. He talked about how he had this car and he wanted to have that car now because when he was older and had kids it wouldn’t be practical yahda yahda yahda, kill me. He also was mind blown that I wasn’t looking for a relationship and just wanted casual sex. Okay weird. He also clearly was a little spoiled and his dad had money. He was taking finance at the other school nearby (which is a fun fact because a burning question of mine is if he knows the guy I started sleeping with after him because they were both in the same year and in the same program and it’s a smaller school SOO. anyways)

We talked for a bit and the began to watch Netflix he picked out the movie called A Silent Place, the one with Emily Blunt, and it was an intense movie. HALF way through he decides to start feeling up my tit oh god even thinking about this I’m cringing I’ve suppressed these memories. He had his arm over my shoulders and then was like brushing my tit and it was weird because I’m watching this seriously intense movie that’s kinda sad and this dude is trying to make a move but won’t actually do it. My laptop died so I took that as a good opportunity to move to my bedroom as my charger was in there. We got onto my bed and watched the rest. After it was done I was thinking ‘okay go time’ but this idiot KEPT TALKING. I was done with the bullshit, so I took off his hat , which yes he hat a hockey hat on that literally is the typical hockey boy look that makes me want to gag and then he STILL didn’t do much. Took off his glasses and FINALLY, he kisses me. Things start progressing and it’s fine. 

I don’t remember exactly what happened first but I remember taking off my top and then lost it because of how big my boobs are, which for me is really annoying now. It’s not a big deal when they are like “woah” but he full-on stopped and made a big deal of it. And not in a good way. I don’t know how to explain it, because sometimes it’s not a big deal if a guy is in awe or whatever, like i get it they are big but the way he was acting just made me feel as if I was this weird anomaly. 

When finally we were getting into things, he said “well I guess we should start on you because that take longer.” I wish I hadn’t bit my tongue from saying “no it doesn’t I can make myself cum in the next three minutes, you just don’t know what to do”. 

Things progress and then he started fingering me, and it was.... bad. Oh my god so bad. He just sticks in one finger like that’s gonna do anything, so I told him to put in more, but he’s just fingering me like a 16-year-old boy, in and out. I tried to tell him like 4 times to curve his fingers, wouldn’t listen. Then I tried to get him to just stick out his thumb onto my clit because I need that, he did it for about 5 seconds. I really gave up trying to help. This went on for soooooo long, and no matter how much I tried to help him, he just. didn’t. listen. So I was just thinking in my head “fine if he wants to cramp his hand for the next 30 mins I’ll let him” and that’s exactly how it happened. Somehow I finally managed to get myself to come, but it took about 20 mins at minimum. 

This is the part that I think ruined the sex so entirely. He kept playing this whole “i’m a giver” thing. Which if yall know me ain’t my jam. I like giving head during sex, and he - would - not - let -me. I literally was trying this whole begging in a seductive way at one point and HE STILL DIDN”T and was like “no I’m a pleaser. Well okay dude, you haven’t been pleasing me very well so far, but whatever. It just ruined things because I couldn’t engage, I couldn’t get on top, I wasn’t allowed to please him etc. It wasn’t an exchange between two people,  which made it weird and made me annoyed because it wasn’t fun. 

He also kept stopping anytime something remotely awkward happened, like if the position was bad or I was trying to direct him. I think I queefed at one point and I can’t help but laugh when it does happen, but just in a cute funny way for a few seconds. If I did he would completely stop and get all serious like “what? what?” Like dude just chuckle with me.

The actual sex was boring af. I kept on my back for the whole night because it was just pointless to try and do anything different with him. 

Finally, at one point he gave me the go-to give him head, so I went to try and THEN he pushed my head down. I immediately told him not to do that, which he was surprised by (as if yeah having guy force something into the back of your mouth might give you issues.) In fairness, he listened and did seem surprised, but that just shows you how much porn he watches. At that point I was frustrated so I just stopped giving head altogether. 

Now, this is when it really started to go off the rails for me. The condom broke. He hadn’t come yet, so in reality, everything was okay, but he freaked out a little. I get it’s kinda worrisome, but I had heavily implied before sex while talking that I was not having a child anytime soon. But he kept going on about it, so I just heavily implied again that he didn’t have to worry about pregnancy because if anything happened I’d get an abortion. I was just trying to get him to understand that he could trust out of the things we needed to worry about STI was the only thing. But he still kept going on about it, and instead, he goes “yeah you 100% need to get on the pill”. Under normal circumstances, I would totally get this situation and be super understanding about how he’s worried, but I wasn’t and he was an ass, so I didn’t give a fuck anymore. 

I think he came at some point and we fell asleep but he woke me up by feeling up my ass mid-way through the night. We started a second round and it was just as bad. He again pretty much mauled my pussy with his fingers,  not listening to any direction I gave. This time though, as per usual he wanted to titty fuck me. He did and it was fine and then I started to give head as well, it progressed and then he was like “do you swallow?” I never had yet, but I was down. However in retrospect BAD idea. He was on my chest I couldn’t use my hands and I really had no control. He gave me no fucking warning of when it was actually happening and the angle I was at it hit my gag reflex, instantly I almost threw up on him and then the taste. I had to literally hold myself from throwing upon him. I swallowed as fast as I could but the taste kept making me want to throw up so I quickly went to the kitchen and grabbed something for the taste, which was orange juice. He grabbed some too and THEN fucking starts going off on how sweet the orange juice was and how I didn’t dilute it enough. ( I did for the record, I’m not an idiot, but thank god I hadn’t diluted it more because I needed it for his stank) 

At that point I was over and done with everything, and should have kicked him out. But we went back to bed. He tries to wake me up again by rubbing my pussy again at 4am, and this time ignored him but he didn’t stop so finally I just turned and said that I couldn’t go anymore as I was sore ( and I was, his fingers literally made me raw) TO WHICH HE SAID “OH WELL I MUST HAVE DONE A GOOD JOB” ALKDJFKLAJSDLFKJSDLKFJDSLFKJ

THINK AGAIN . 

I regret not saying more but fuck he was insufferable. 

He continues to sit there and then HE STARTS PLAYING MUSIC, AT FOUR IN THE MORNINg. I turn over and ask what he’s doing and I shit you not he said: 

“i’m vibing” 

He then starts going on about Mac Miller and how influential his death was to him and blah blah blah blah. I turn over and try and ignore him. Finally, at 5am he’s like “okay I’m gonna go” and good riddance. I don’t get up or anything I just said bye from the bed and he left. 

I took a shower because his smell was all over me and it smelt so gross. It was this really really bad smell and then it was still all over my sheets to I had to change them too. 

He messaged me a day later again to see me again, so I blocked his number. Occasionally I see him on Bumble and laugh for he poor bitch who goes to meet up with him and catfished by the same pictures I was. asfakjsdflkjdsl

Oof that’s it. I’m sure there was more I forgot but I’ve blocked most of it out. 

OH I FORGOT. HIS FINGERS GAVE ME A NASTY YEAST INFECTION AND HIS CUM MADE ME ILL. LIKE LITERALLY I HAD THE SHITS FROM HIM

[her-mv]

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

I was tagged by my loml @chan-yule and i dont know 20 people so,,,

@ironicbuttsex @makiferraro @hoodmist @cactusgurl101 & @ any mutual that sees this i would love to read ur answers

Last

Drink: coke

Phone call: friend

Txt message: gc(milkshook)

Song you listened to: somebody to love

Time you cried: idk yesterday

Dated someone twice: nope

Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

Been cheated on: nope

Lost someone special: yeah

Been depressed: 🤙

Gotten drunk & thrown up: yeah lmao i was already sick and throwing up before that so that was just great for me

Fave colours

Yellow

Light blue

Black

In the last year have you...

Made new friends: yes

Fallen out of love: yeah

Laughed until you cried: ofc

Found out someone was talking about you: yes

Met someone who changed you: no

Found out who your real friends are: sure

Kissed someone on your facebook list: who tf uses fb

General

How many of your fb friends do you know irl: most of them

Do you have any pets: my one and only love of my life, my dog

Do you want to change your name: nah i like it

What did you do for your last bday: cried bc i was surprised with nice gifts, went out and later celebrated it two more times dhjsja

What time did you wake up today: 7 am

What were you doing at midnight last night: having a good night's rest

What is something you cant wait for: to live with my friends

What are you listening to right now: the sweet sound of silence

When was the last time you saw your mom: rn

Have you talked to a person named tom: sure

Name something that gets on your nerves: chewing loudly

Most visited website: twt/ tumblr

Hair colour: dark brown

Long or short hair: shoulder length

Do you have a crush on someone: sadly

What do you like about yourself: my humor that everyone shits on dhshsj

Want any piercings: sure

Blood type: idk lmao

Nicknames: ari mostly but there are many more

Relationship status: single

Zodiac sign: taurus

Pronouns: she/her

Fave tv shows: b99

Tattoos: wanna get some

Right or left handed: right

Ever had surgery: nope

Piercings: nope

Sport: not really

Vacation: well im on holiday rn but i was in italy for a week three months ago

More general

Eating: ate some cheese a minute ago

Drinking: water

Im about to watch: netflix

Waiting for: some time alone doing nothing

Want: for my friends and close ones to be happy

Get married: no thanks

Career: yeah djdjd

Which is better

Hugs or kisses: hugs

Lips or eyes: eyes

Shorter or taller: either

Older or younger: either is fine

Nice arms or stomach: whatever lmao

Hookup or relationship: no thanks

Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

Have you ever

Kissed a stranger: nope

Drank hard liqour: yeah

Lost glasses: don't have any

Turned someone down: no

Sex on first date: no

Broken someone's heart: nope

Had your heart broken: yeah lmaoo

Been arrested: no

Cried when someone died: yes

Fallen for a friend: :/

Do you believe in

Yourself: sometimes

Miracles: sure

Love at first sight: no

Santa Claus: come get yalls cookies

Kiss on a frist date: uhh

Angels: yes im the only angel here

Other

Best friends name: 🤡

Eye colour: dark brown

Fave movie: uhhhh well i did cry six times while watching bohemian rhapsody

Fave actor: don't have one

[bubltae]

umm 3 for onho then? if not then 27? thank you!!

song: 4 walls by f(x)

onho are on a little weekend getaway at a small town and they just do domestic shit + emo jinki

i seriously apologize for this random hiatus i’ve been on. i don’t really have an excuse other than i hit major writer’s block and even the thought of writing was just a burden. but i did it! hope you enjoy LOL

The first thought that comes to mind when Minho opens his eyes is Where the actual hell am I? The bright white walls reflected by the stale morning sunlight, accented with basic pictures of sea stars and oceans sends Minho cascading down a spiral of absolute fear and panic. He doesn’t remember the last time he’s woken up in an unfamiliar place, other than that one night he hooked up with some guy in a hotel apartment five years ago, and three years before he started dating Jinki.

Minho moves his head frantically left and right as he sits up, immediately regretting it as his head begins to violently throb, bursting like several banging drums. He nurses it gently. The window by the bed is shining yellow rays into the bedroom, illuminating the strewn open suitcases and articles of clothing like Minho’s favorite green, froggie shirt and Jinki’s pink sweater. Minho stops and does a double take. He leans forward, taking note of the several soju bottles and snack wrappers scattered over the light brown floor.

A flood of memories hits Minho like a dizzying wave of alcohol and he suddenly remembers oddly specific events of the previous night. He turns to his right and a smile as sweet as honey overcomes his panicked expression.

“Jinki hyung. Wake up,” Minho whisper shouts. He lightly nudges the sleeping lump lying like a rock, curled up by Minho’s ass.

Jinki makes a series of gargling moans. He stretches his arms up as far as possible and then relaxes, wrapping his arms around Minho’s lower torso, eyes squeezed shut. “My head hurts,” he hoarsely whispers, pressing his face into Minho’s shirt. The sound comes out muffled but then again, Minho has known Jinki for over four years.

Minho pats his upper back softly in understanding. “I know. Wanna eat some breakfast and then take some painkillers?”

Jinki shakes his head slowly, feeling the exact same pounding headache that is beating away at Minho’s fragile skull. “Don’t wanna move,” he whines. Minho laughs through his nose.

He looks over at the bedside table where the blinking digital clock rests and Minho’s eyes nearly pop out of his skull. Quickly, he grabs his phone off the same table and scrolls through a series of texts last sent nearly forty minutes ago.

j hyung at 9:38am: heyyy how’s the wknd getaway?

j hyung at 9:39am: don’t have sex too loudly jfc

j hyung at 9:39am: anyway what yall up to????

j hyung at 10:14am: hellllllooo???

j hyung at 10:59am: well u told me u were leaving for a city tour at 10:30 so i guess have fun jerk

It’s 11:39, according to both clocks in the room. Minho cannot believe he’s slept in this late and he let himself go to alcohol. It’s not a competitive thing, he swears.

“Jinki hyung. You need to get up. It’s almost noon and we’re still in bed you lazy-”

Jinki reaches up and shushes Minho by pressing his forefinger to his lips. “Your head hurts and my head hurts so let’s sleep some more.”

Minho instead, wiggles out of Jinki’s grasp, ignoring the protests of his crying migraine and slips some socks on after he swings his bare legs over the edge of the bed. He’s still wearing his sweatpants from last night. Great. So nothing happened in the middle of the night.

“Where are you going?” Jinki moans again.

“To get breakfast so I can take some Advil. I stole some of that chocolate tasting cereal from Taemin before we left,” Minho replies. He pads into the kitchen and then pauses when he hears the blankets from the bedroom rustle and Jinki trailing slowly behind him. Minho stifles a cackle at Jinki’s awful bedhead, mostly because it’s cute but also because he knows laughing will only make his headache worse than it already is.

Jinki grumbles something about getting the Advil while Minho pours two bowls of Cocoa Pebbles. Minho shrugs to himself as Jinki grabs two glasses for water when one slips from his hands as soon as it leaves the cabinet. In an attempt to catch said glass, Jinki releases the other glass, causing it to hit the wooden floor, resulting in a mess of broken shards. Jinki jumps back in fright, a startled yelp escaping his lips.

Minho whips his head around at the sound of Jinki’s screech, interrupting the pouring of Cocoa Pebbles. He runs over to the sight and sees Jinki, sitting with his back against the nearest cabinet, head buried in his arms.

“It’s not a big deal so don’t worry, okay?” Minho assures softly. He places a gentle hand on Jinki’s shoulder. “How’s your head?”

“I always break everything,” Jinki replies, voice heavier and muffled again. He ignores Minho’s last question.

“Please hyung. You’re nothing compared to Taemin. That kid can’t hold a name tag the right way for the life of him,” Minho says.

Jinki nods slowly. He rubs his temples again, eyes pressed shut and then he stands up. He orders Minho to continue pouring the cereal as he grabs a broom from the corner and sweeps the broken glass into a plastic bag to discard. He then finds a plastic cup this time and fills it with water before grabbing four Advil pills. He hands two to Minho and they quickly scarf down the cereal so they can take the cure of all bad hangovers.

“Well,” Minho finally says. “Since our morning plans were basically destroyed by this bitch of a hangover, what do we do now?”

Jinki ponders for a bit, sucking on his spoon and then drinking the rest of the chocolate milk.  “Nothing. Let’s just rest at home today. I’ll call the rental place about the broken cups and have that added to our bill but I really just want to do nothing today.”

“How ‘bout sitting in the sunroom?” Minho says, mostly to himself. Jinki agrees, elation laced in his tone, the glass dropping incident immediately leaving his mind. Minho takes the empty bowls and cups to the sink while Jinki sets up the room. When Minho arrives, he can’t help but grin at his adorable boyfriend. “You brought your laptop?”

Jinki nods in a way that says And you didn’t? “I kind of pirated Big Hero 6 and Mulan but only because they’re not on Netflix and Taemin hid the DVD’s from me.

“It’s called: Protecting the hyungs from Netflix and Chill,” Taemin says.

“But we wouldn’t even be watching Netflix,” Jinki protests.

“That’s not the point.”

“He’s gross,” Minho says, disgust on his face. “He learned it from Jonghyun hyung, I can tell.”

Jinki shrugs. “Well, Kibum’s done his best to try and ‘uncorrupt’ Taemin but we all know that wouldn’t have worked anyway.” He grabs Minho’s wrist and drags him to the little couch he’s sitting on. “Anyway, I like Mulan more so we’re gonna watch it first. I like Make a Man Out of You.”

Minho giggles, his face lighting up as he glances at his bundle of a boyfriend curling up next to him while the movie starts. They end up watching another two more movies together and then going for a short walk, hands intertwined, eyes lost on nature.

“Why are you dating me?” Jinki suddenly asks. He’s not looking anywhere near Minho’s face. He chooses to keep his focus on his feet, matching his stride with Minho.

Minho bites his lower lip. “Because I love you,” he replies quietly. “Why are you asking?” The rational part of Minho is telling him that Jinki is simply asking for the heck of it. The irrational part of Minho, the bigger part of his mind and heart, is prodding at him and saying Jinki is trying to break up with him. He can’t even look at me straight in the eye.

Jinki laughs bitterly. “I’m clumsy and awkward and I couldn’t even act normally at that SM dinner last year. Even talking to Junmyeon was a hassle, I feel like I wasn’t right for you.” Minho opens his mouth to disagree but Jinki keeps talking. “You’re much bigger and more bold. And I feel like I’ll never measure up to that.”

Minho looks for his face. Jinki isn’t crying, though he looks visibly frustrated. Minho rubs his tongue against the back of his front teeth. He stops walking and it takes Jinki a moment to notice he’s not moving anymore.

“What are you doing?”

Minho, instead of reassuring Jinki like a normal partner would when their significant other is stressed, crouches down so he’s a little bit shorter than Jinki. The older looks down in utter confusion.

“If I have to spend the rest of my life walking like this for you, I would do it in a heartbeat,” Minho whispers.

Jinki smiles and his eyes smile with him. He engulfs Minho in the biggest and tightest hug ever, mumbling nonsense that Minho doesn’t bother to listen to because all he can hear is his heart swelling with love.

“You don’t ever have to worry. I promise you’ll never have to question why we’re dating again.”

[ukulelewrites]

SFW Alphabet: Guanlin

A/N: so if any of you don’t know what this is, you can refer to this post that i made a while ago. pretty much i go through the alphabet bc each letter represents a word and i have to write 2-3 sentences for each word!

A/A/N: I’m also tagging @laji-101 bc I know she loves Guanlin~

AU: Werewolf!Guanlin would be such a puppy. He’d trail after you whenever you have food and even if you scold him (“No, Guanlin, you can’t have any of my ice cream bc it’s mINE”) he’d just unlease his puppy dog eyes on you until you caved in. He’s also the type to just lay on your couch for hours, but the moment he hears you say you’re headed to the park, he’s running after you. 

Best Friend: tbh i feel like Guanlin would be such a chill friend. He’s the type of friend that just kinda goes along with the flow for everything, so when you mention going to McDonald’s at 3am, he’s doWN. He’d also be a lil shit too, bc he knows he’s freakishly tall, so he’s the type to hold stuff high above your head, just to laugh at you struggling. 

Cuddles: Guanlin is a lil bub, okay? And lil bubs need their cuddles. Since he’s so obnoxiously tol, I feel like he’d want to be the big spoon, like, all of the time. He’s the type to like it when you press your back against his chest so his arm can just protectively swing over your waist. Plus, he’s not against pulling you by the waist against him whenever you try to get up and get water or some shit lmao

Domestic: okay Guanlin has confirmed himself he’s a lazy bub, so domesticnicity is on the lower end of the spectrum. Expect him to either be splayed out on the couch while you’re trying to vacuum or just with his arms wrapped around yoru waist as you’re trying to cook. The only time he’d actively help clean or cook is when you start whining about how high something is.

Ending: Guanlin is pretty young, and I feel like he’s probably not that experienced with relationships. Keeping that in mind, breaking up with someone might end up being difficult for him, but knowing how he can be quite blunt, I feel like he’d just end up saying “hey, let’s break up.” He’d def spend time talking to them about the why, but I feel like he’d be pretty set on his decision. 

Films: Guanlin gives me mad action movie fan vibes for some strange reason. Like, this boy would watch a James Bond movie and then proceed to creep around the house on his tiptoes like a “spy.” I also feel like he’d be into home movie nights bc he can fall asleep on the couch right after the movie ends lmao

Groupmates: Wanna One can be quite overwhelming to meet. 10 older brothers of your boyfriend? Wild, dude, hella wild. They’d all be clamoring around each other trying to introduce themselves to you before Minhyun and Jisung pull you aside to put down some ground rules. I also imagine a really pouty Jihoon sulking in the corner bc Guanlin found a new favorite person. 

Hugs: yes,,,that’s all I’m going to say lmao. But in all honestly, Guanlin is such a tol noodle I feel like hugs would be gr8, like, he’s the type to go all in on a hug, just wrap you tightly in his arms. Plus, once he gets super comfortable with you, expect random hugs every now and then (even the occasional hug where he gets a running head start and proceeds to knock the breath out of you bc he overestimated his speed and impact force lmao)

Intimate: Guanlin is still pretty young, so I expect blushy cheeks and adorable stuttering whenever you give him a kiss on the cheek or a backhug. However, that’s at the beginning of your blossoming relationship. Expect him to get cocky once the two of you are more comfortable, and he’d be the one to swoop down and give you a kiss. 

Jealousy: So I’m split 50/50 rn on Guanlin and jealousy. Like he’d either be chill on the outside about it, letting you do your thing and only voicing his jealousy when you’re alone. oR he’d end up being a pouty oversized baby during the entire time. Like, you know how long his limbs are? Expect them to be draped or wrapped around some part of your body lmao

Kisses: giGGLY MESS OKAY. He’d be all about that cupping your cheeks while kissing you slowly and smiling into the kiss a lot, letting a giggle slip when he opens his eyes and looks into yours. He’s the type to like to kiss you on the tip of your nose, especially when you scrunch it up bc he finds you soso cute. And he loves it when you kiss him on the cheek bc there’s something intimate yet sweet about the whole thing. 

Little Ones: Guanlin is practically a lil one okay? A very tol lil one, but a lil bab at the most. At first he’d be scared out of his mind bc “omg what if I break one of them????” But at the end of the day he’s got a kid clinging onto each leg and one on his shoulders as he stomps around the room imitating a freaking megazord or some ish.

Morning: Guanlin is on the lazier side lmao so mornings would be spent trying to convince him to wake up,,,which you fail at so the two of you just spend your mornings in bed. Cuddling is a must and him lazily brushing your hair behind your ear is a daily occurance. 

Night: Expect Netflix on the tv as the two of you cuddle under the blankets bickering over which character is better. I also can imagine him as the type to eat cereal or, like, instant noodles at 1am with you bc lmao time is just a construct. He’s also the type to like getting ready for bed, like yall brush your teeth together, wash your face together, all that jazz, but the moment his head hits the pillow it’s lights out.

Open: I see Guanlin as this really bright, happy boy, but I feel like it takes a lot for him to open up. Like at first he’d tell you the basics, favorite color, food, animal, just the superficial stuff first. However, as the months past and the conversations between you two grow into hours and hours of talking, he’d definitely be the type to talk about what he wants in life and his dreams and his fears as the two of you lay face to face on the bed.

Photographs: I feel like he wouldn’t be super into documenting your relationship. def bc he knows his hyungs would give him hella shit for it Like, he’d like taking pictures of you to keep on his phone, so he can look at them fondly while he’s away, but sharing them? Printing them out? Nah fam. He’d much rather keep your candids (usually cute, but he’s got that one pic of you shoving two cupcakes in your face and it’s game over there) to himself.

Quizzes: Guanlin sometimes seem kinda sleepy and unaware, but I feel like he’s really sharp? Like I feel like he’d know your favorite food at each restaurant and your favorite flowers and stuff like that, he’d just never use that information lmao. Yall would be going out to eat, and this boy knows your order by heart and all that, but he would never order for you even if you left to use the restroom. 

Rain: This boy likes his naps, so when the raindrops start pattering against the window, expect him to be sprawled out on the couch. He likes using you as his own personal teddy bear, and when you try to escape, he swings his leg over your body to trap you. So rainy days are spent with him nuzzling his face into your hair as he hums a soft melody.

Sleep: I feel like he’s a starfish kind of sleeper. His limbs are just so,,,,,long, like I can’t imagine him sleeping in a compact form lol. I also feel like he’s the type to random wake up in the middle of the night randomly and start mumbling before going back to sleep. Like yall would be sleeping, 3am hits, and this boy wakes up and starts talking about Seonho and then just goes right back to sleep lol.

Try: I feel like he’d try to his best abilities. He’d probably go to his hyungs and ask for advice, regret his actions, and then consult the internet lmao. He’s a chill bf most of the time, but he knows on anniversaries and stuff those have to be special. But he plans those to be chill too, like dinner at your fave place or maybe a really cute park date with candles and stuff.

Ugly: This isn’t a really ugly habit, but he has a habit of putting things on the highest shelf. Like, yeah, it’s convenient for him, but when you crave chips, you don’t want to put in extra effort to get them lol. I also feel like he’s the type to drink milk straight out of the carton, and that’s just unsanitary. 

Victorious: yES, I feel like he enjoys at home kind of dates, so video game night is a must. He prefers playing Mario Kart, but after you beat him for the 100th time, he decided to stop playing that game with you on date nights. I also feel like he’s the type to just start 1v1 basketball in the park on day with you. he probs won but if you win he’d be highkey proud

Winter: Cold weather? He probably likes going to small cafes and bakeries to drink hot cocoa and eat pastries while watching the snowflakes fall outside. Also, expect a giant snowman to be built before all the snow melts. Plus, he’ll randomly start snowball fights, so always be prepared, aLWAYS.

Xtra: He probably really enjoys dog videos. Like, this boy is practically a giant pup himself, so watching actual pups do adorable pup things? Def his aesthetic. Expect him to run up to you with his phone one day and shove it right under your nose so you can bask in the adorableness too.

Yuck: I feel like Guanlin doesn’t like it when people aren’t straight up honest with him. Like yeah, he understands sometimes there are occasions where lying is okay, but he would def hate it if you did something bad and either put off from telling him or tried to skirt around the truth. He’s honest with you, so he expects you to be honest with him.

Zodiac: So, according to the internet, Guanlin is a Libra. However, I don’t feel like he fits it exactly. Yes, he is shown to be cooperative and sociable, but Guanlin doesn’t do self-pity. He doesn’t dwell on “oh, woe is me” he works on improving himself as a person. I feel like Guanlin legit would not care what zodiac you were, as long as you were nice and caring he’s down.

[yur-ahh]

Tagged by: @noonedefeatsme

rules: answer these 85 statements & tag 20 people

the last: 1. drink: pepsi (lol self medicating) 2. phone call: the only person i call is my grandpa 3. text message: "myth puppy" from @alma---vivo 4. song you listened to: believe me natalie by the killers 5. time you cried: yesterday morning

have you ever: 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: once lol, that's why i was crying 8. been cheated on: nope 9. lost someone special: does potentially special count? i was too young to remember anything about her, but i know she was special to me already 10. been depressed: i'm getting better 11. gotten drunk & thrown up: nope

favorite colors: 12. purple 13. red 14. pink

in the last year have you: 15. made new friends: i have!!! and i've been so happy for the first time in a long long time 16. fallen out of love: obviously 17. laughed until you cried: on more than one occasion! 18. found out someone was talking about you: i'll take this to mean "talking shit behind my back" and yes, of course, have you seen the internet? people have been talking shit about my achievements since i debuted in juniors three years ago 19. met someone who changed you: interestingly enough, one changed me in bad ways and the others changed me in better ways than i could ever imagine 20. found out who your friends are: found out i had way more friends than i thought. i've got a problem with understanding my relationships with people 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: i'm gonna be real right now. i don't run my official facebook account so i have no idea who i have added on there

general: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: okay i checked just for you and yes they're all the accounts of senior skaters, so i know most of them (also i finally remember who minami kenjirou is) 23. do you have any pets: my two kitties potya and mariska 💕 24. do you want to change your name: i was gonna be cheeky and say "uwu my last name uwuwuwuwu" but do you know how long that name would be??? Too Long. so i guess i don't have to call about changing all my merch 25. what did you do for your last birthday: had a movie marathon (note to self, start marathons earlier than 5pm) 26. what time did you wake up: 4am? it might've been 5. i have a hard time sleeping at night 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching youtube to help me pass out 28. name something you can’t wait for: getting married 31. what are you listening to right now: vitya snoring quietly 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i think there was an interviewer once named tom?? idk 33. something that is getting on your nerves: there's a fly in here and i have no idea where it is 34. most visited website: tumblr.hell, youtube, or netflix 35. hair colour: i can see there being discourse about this in the future (cause yall pick the dumbest things sometimes) but i'm a natural blond 36. long or short hair: my hair is past shoulder-length by now 39. piercings: here's a cool piece of trivia. i got my ears pierced a long time ago, i just rarely ever wear earrings 40. blood type: B. i'm not gonna lie, i had to check my own wiki page for that one 41. nicknames: you guys know most of my nicknames by now: yura, yurotchka, yusha, yushka, kotik, koneko, kitten, etc 42. relationship status: taken x4 combo! 43. zodiac: pisces 44. pronouns: he/him 45. favourite tv show: princess tutu or vampire diaries (both got me through hard times don't @ me) 46. tattoos: i love how they look but i'm not sure if i'll get any 47. right or left handed: right-handed 48. surgery: none.... yet, knock on wood 49. piercing: awesome this is on twice 50. sport: figure skating ofc. i would put ballet on here but i don't dance competitively so does it even count as a sport? 51. vacation: i had the wonderful opportunity of going to universal studios, epcot, disney's hollywood studios, and disney world all in the span of a week 52. pair of trainers: only for exercising

more general 53. eating: snuck outta the nest awhile ago to get some fruit 54. fav drink: fUCK i LOVE SMOOTHIES. STRAWBerry smoothies, mANGO smoothies, pour it down my throat you COWARDS 55. what you’re up to: being the middle of a vitya and seung-gil cuddle sandwich 56. waiting for: someone to wake up 57. want: seung to Move his Hand lmao 58. get married: yeah 🐱 59. career: jj wrote "Gold medalist ;)" so im gonna write "goldier medalist ;*"

which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: i love to be kissed. also, lemme point out it didn't say where the kisses are going 61. lips or eyes: lips, their shape, their color, lipstick, lipgloss (though, eyes are also fascinatingly beautiful) 62. shorter or taller: taller. tall people are easier to spot in a crowd 63. older or younger: young 64. nice arms or nice stomach: all tummies are perfect canvasses for me to write my name or rest my head 65. hook up or relationship: definitely relationship, i wouldn't have been able to do hookups i think 66. troublemaker or hesitant: the thing is, you need to have both. an impulsive, "spontaneous" person will make the cautious, "calculating" person open up to doing things they never would have done, but they also keep the impulsive person from doing anything dangerous

have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: noo 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i-i don't have glasses! 70. turned someone down: pffff the amount of angels who were clearly in heat and on twitter (a bad combination already) and asking me to father their pups has been hilarious considering i physically cannot do so 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: not that i know of 73. had your heart broken: yes 74. been arrested: absolutely not, i'm a good boy 75. cried when someone died: obviously??? i'm a human being?? i cried when binx died in hocus pocus and he didn't even actually die 76. fallen for a friend: fuck off

do you believe in 77. yourself: only if i'm motivated by something else, usually proving to people that they shouldn't underestimate me 78. miracles: everyday is a miracle, like when i wake up and i see my pack wasn't just a dream, or every time i make them smile 79. love at first sight: no, and if you think it does you're going to have a bad time 80. santa claus: i havent believed in ded moroz since i was seven, grandpa used to say that if he was ded moroz, i could be snegurochka because if i grew my hair out i'd look just like her pfff he's right though 81. kiss on the first date: if it went well, go for it! 82. angels: ive never been very religious or spiritual but i do find comfort in the idea of guardian angels 83. current best friend’s name: aside from my pack, there's phichit/pchela (@justpeachyphichit), seung-gil (@alma---vivo), and of course mila (@milababaecheva) 84. eye colour: blue/green 85. favourite movie: besides the lion king, i really love the movie black swan

20 is way too many people to tag so if i mentioned you in this post you can count that as me tagging you? if you want? idk i'm so tired i spent almost four hours typing this

[clonecaptains]

i was tagged by @laura--howlett to answer these 85 questions!!

tagging: @frankcastlesdarkroast, @daviinjaqobis, @stilesbansheequeen, @quicksiluers (only if you want to!)

under read more cuz it’s long! :)

The Last …

1. drink: water

2. phone call: my dad

3. text message: one of my friends is yelling at me about a show i don’t watch lol 

4. song you listened to: get low by zedd and liam payne 

5. time you cried: yesterday, i was having a hard time w/ some stuff and i got some much needed encouragement

6. dated someone twice: never dated anyone ever lol 

7. kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed anyone either

8. been cheated on: nope

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope! i don’t drink.

Favorite Colors…

12. royal blue

13. light purple

14. rich green 

In The Last Year Have You…

15. made new friend: yes! several here on tumblr!

16. fallen out of love: nope

17. laughed until you cried: yup! (bar starz yall) 

18. found out someone was talking about you: no 

19. met someone who changed you: sorta?

20. found out who your friends are: oh yes

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: nope

General

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all but like 2

23. do you have any pets: yes! four cats and two dogs

24. do you want to change your name: no, but sometimes i wish my middle name was said as part of my name

25. what did you do for your last birthday: went and saw a play!

26. what time did you wake up: like 6 something lol but i fell back asleep and woke up at like 930

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching dexter and thinking about some headcanons for the mute :”)

28. name something you can’t wait for: PUNISHER SERIES 

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like 20 minutes ago before she left for work

31. what are you listening to right now: nothing, just hear a fan blowing  

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes

33. something that is getting on your nerves: i had pink eye a couple weeks ago and my eyes are still recovering smh 

34. most visited website: tumblr and netflix 

35. hair color: brown

36. long or short hair: my hair is really long, all the way down my back

37. do you have a crush on someone: that would be the boy! jon bernthal ;)

38. what do you like about yourself: i’m passionate 

39. piercings: had my ears pierced but they were a hassle so they grew back

40. blood type: idk lol

41. nickname: tay

42. relationship status: single

43. zodiac: scorpio

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favorite tv show: the punisher series 

46. tattoos: no but i want one 

47. right or left handed: right handed

48. surgery: i’ve gotten my tonsils out yuck 

49. piercing: no

50. sport: played basketball in jr high lol 

51. vacation: me going to cons this summer is my vacation lol 

52. pair of trainers: yes but they are so old i need new ones

More General

53. eating: not eaten yet, i will at lunch lol 

54. drinking: some water

55. i’m about to: finish this then prob watch more dexter

56. waiting for: some news on the punisher series smh

57. want: my anxiety to go away!! and to get a job

58. get married: yes please 

59. career: idk! i like to write but idk if i’m good enough 

60. hugs or kisses: hugs only because i’ve never been kissed :(

61. lips or eyes: ooh this is tough but eyes

62. shorter or taller: i’m like 5′8/9 so i like ‘em tall 

63. older or younger: older

64. nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS ARMS ARMS!!! abs are nice but i’m such an arms girl and bless jon has great arms :)))

65. hook up or relationship: relationship. i’m too insecure for a hookup

66. troublemaker or hesitant: H E S I T A N T

67. kissed a stranger: nope

68. drank hard liquor: nope

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yES both. lost my glasses in the OCEAN once. got ‘em back tho

70. turned someone down: nope

71. sex on the first date: no

72. broken someone’s heart: romantically? no

73. had your heart broken: yes

74. been arrested: no

75. cried when someone died: yes

76. fallen for a friend: in high school yeah

Do You Believe In …

77. yourself:  hahahaha good one

78. miracles: with all my heart 

79. love at first sight: id like too tbh 

80. santa claus: who else puts presents under the tree? ;)

81. kiss on the first date: maybe?

82. angels: absolutely yes

Other

83. current best friends’ names: ashley, brie, sami, and my bud @kteague

84. eye color: blue/green/grey lol it depends on what i wear and lighting lol

85. favorite movie: raiders of the lost ark!