#there’s also route two that’s somehow effectively WAY funnier because it could perhaps be the catalyst for ferris in depth questioning his
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yo just for kicks do you think there’s ever like. a ferris bueller is gay/bi rumor that circulates their school (ofc ferris is bi but no one’s gonna flat out only have a bisexual rumor)
#this is so funny because i’m imagining it in a universe that effectively ends casual gay jokes or homophobia#OH MY GD THIS IS FUNNIER THE LONGER I THINK ABOUT IT#because it goes one of two ways. either it’s like. the route i mentioned where it basically ends with the student body just stopping casual#homophobia because. hey that’s not cool. and they don’t even know if he IS into dudes they’re just like. the concept of a gay/bi ferris is#enough to effectively have students be like. yo think of ferris#IM FUCKING CACKLING THIS IS SO GDDAMN FUNNY#also obviously. in a universe in which nobody gets harassed or whatnot it’s either a neutral or casual jokes environment no real devastating#homophobia#bc that’s sad and i don’t wanna think about that#there’s also route two that’s somehow effectively WAY funnier because it could perhaps be the catalyst for ferris in depth questioning his#sexuality. there’s also the possibility that ferris at one point just asks cameron like. hey why do you think there’s a gay/bi rumor about#me in school. is it how i dress? meanwhile hes probably wearing the most bisexual outfit known to man like a hawaiian shirt or something.#and cameron. obviously in love with ferris because he’s the biggest bi alive is literally like oh my gd PLEASE MURDER ME SOMEONE FUCKING#KILL ME#and is like Please do not make me answer that question#and i do think it goes so far that at one point jeanie is like UM HI DO YOU LIKE DUDES and ferris is like. so here’s the thing i have no#idea why this started i am in love with sloane but also. might have to get back to you on that.#this is my funniest post to date this is literally the funniest thing my brain has ever thought of#fbdo rambles
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