#there would be blood

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Can you imagine if the Foxes got picked to host one of the banquets during Neil's second year?

[widowshill]

what if i did a ds ships poll.

[slautertm]

good morning hello, hi from my ten everyday i think about the unus anus escape room video and everyday i think the nerdy prudes gang and the spankoffski family, together or separate, should do an escape room thank you

[angelic-charlie-kelly]

let me cook but dennis reynolds and johnny cage would have crazy sex

[purpleturtle9000]

the teens should introduce casey to uno, can you imagine the carnage of all four of them playing against casey, cass, and leonardo

[ears-like-eyes]

Huh, crazy.

The memory of like 3 years ago now. When I was getting angry anons and death threats on here. For going on a rant, and damning people (in my personal opinion) that supported setting animals on fire in the name of their causes.

Wild. That having a stance of "if you think lighting animals on fire, and deliberately killing innocent peoples' pets/livestock is a valid thing to do. You're a really shitty person." is a talking point that gets you called a Nazi, a white supremacists, and every other name under the sun, along with death threats. Wild man, just wild. I hope those people found a taste of their own medicine by now. I could really give a rip about some random people who hide behind the anon button, sending threats. But golly. If you can't see that being on the side of literally, deliberately dumping gasoline on an animal to set it a blaze, is just a little fucked up. What kind of morality do you stand for in your life?

(I was just doing some housekeeping and cleaning out old messages. Still baffling that people encouraged that bull, and went and attacked anyone speaking out against it like WE were the problem. Like, breathe and take a step back and look at what you were advocating for, instead of just parroting nonsense and standing for something without giving it your own thoughts.)

[fraternum-momentum]

messy eater

[creed-of-cats]

"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.

IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??

BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[cradels]

Imagine vampirism being poisonous instead of venomous lmao

Context: The barbarian is grappled while fighting a vampire. The following quotes are all OOC.

Barbarian (to DM): Can I bite him? I really want to bite him.

Ranger (me): Probably a bad idea. It might turn you into a vampire.

Barbarian: Maybe I’ll turn him into a barbarian.

[half-gone]

If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.

They’re also crazy.

[factual-fantasy]

I was thinking about Conkeldurr recently like "man I know people think this Pokémon is creepy but I actually think he's kind'a neat and it sucks that he's a trade evo..."

And then that transformed into "Actually I LOVE Conkeldurr he looks wicked tough yet also wise and I think more people should give this Pokémon a chance"

And then THAT transformed into "Conkeldurr is a tough as nails gentle giant that has a tiny sad Zorua daughter that he loves very much and he carries her around on his back and he loves his tiny daughter and if you so much as look at his sweet tiny daughter he will actually punch you into last week also did I mention that this Zorua is his tiny special daughter that he loves very much-"

[lilislegacy]

this is my roman empire. and after all these years, i finally have to say something.

GRUNT-WHIMPER??? GRUNT-WHIMPER!!!!???

ANNABETH GIRL ARE YOU OKAY??

forget her just standing there gasping for air. forget her very audible sigh. forget the fact that annabeth initiates 80% of their kisses and literally has to restrain herself from kissing him in front of all of New Rome in MoA. i could go on and on about how many times percy calls her beautiful and attractive (let’s not forget how his heart races and his skin tingles at her touch) and all his boyfriend-ly thoughts about her, but lets focus on annabeth for a sec. BECAUSE ANNABETH CHASE IS GRUNT-WHIMPERING??

our girl was feeling ALL the things in this scene. she’s so weak in the knees for him that she can’t even hide it in front of piper. also percy must be a fantastic kisser? BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER??

do not EVER tell me percy and annabeth don’t have romantic feelings for each other. do not EVER tell me it’s purely platonic. if you’re someone who thinks “nah i can’t see them getting married and having kids cause i don’t think they feel that way about each other” you clearly did not read about the grunt-whimper (well, you can hc whatever you want. i respect all opinions. but i do think you need to re-consider and account for the grunt-whimper)

BECAUSE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? ONE GOOD KISS FROM PERCY IS MAKING ANNABETH CHASE GRUNT-WHIMPER?? IS THAT RICK’S “CHILD-APPROPRIATE” WAY OF SAYING SHE MOANED?? HE SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID SHE MOANED. GRUNT-WHIMPER IS SO MUCH WORSE. THAT GOES SO FAR BEYOND A MOAN. A MOAN IS TAME COMPARED TO A GRUNT-WHIMPER.

GUYS I-

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[feefal]

Wanna make a drawing that’s inspired by the whole “Eve was created from the rib of Adam”.

I imagine it would take a lot of rib bones to construct a whole adult skeleton, so it’ll be a feral, bloodied Eve standing amidst a pile of crumpled Adam’s with their rib bones stolen

[wanologic]

fortunately, or unfortunately, they only see each other like 3 times a year…