#there was no reason for it my grandma just said Let's go get burgers at 9 am and like a fool i said Sure

[mybreadsmybutters]

ate something called a butter burger three days ago and my chi still remains unbalanced

[totallynoteggos]

lol hey this is just a vent post abt my life rn I don’t really expect any on u to read this

Tw if you do read this: talk of Anxiety, ppl not understanding neurological limitations, talk of vauge self exit and SH (its very minor) overall vent post shit

Sorry u have to see me in such a shifty mental state but I need to get this off my chest before I resort to violence

Once again, not KND stuff this is a Vent Post

I’m not neurotypical by any means I'm on some spectrum but all we know so far is that I have OCD and Anxiety. Also I'm going into the 9th grade which that In of itself is a stressful situation but in the last four years I've never stayed in the same school so seeing the same people is hella new to me. I have this really bad habit of going no contact with people after the school year is over because I usually never see them again. My mom can't seem to understand that there are simply things I can't do because of the anxiety & OCD (and I'm not using this as a reason to act out or defy her) abt 2 weeks ago we went to get food, now usually I order my food to make sure I get what I like and not have a mixup. And pls notice this was after a week long “vacation” that ended up being stressful and draining. But anyways there was a mixup and I ended up with a burger with all toppings instead of plain, which caused me to panic because I was hungry and stressed before already. And instead of trying to accommodate she stood firm in her beliefs that I need to get over it and just eat the damn burger. And I heavily insisted on not eating it and eating the fries instead. After a argument (and at the instance of my grandma) she bought me another burger and while in line I told her outright that there are some things that I physically can't do or else they send me into a panic. She that said that she “gets that” but I don't have to act out In front of my grandma which she idolized. And now like I said with the whole start of school she's saying “it wont be your best years if you don't let it be your best years” but I don't think she understands that I don't know how to do that. I've moved around a lot and I've been made fun of a lot due to my interests, hobbies and simply just to be the clown. Most of the people I befriend end up getting annoyed or just keep me around until I say something that doesn't make me the dumb and “quirky” one. And like I said I suck at keeping contact and now everyone still has their old friend groups and mine just see me as a joke or weirdo now. Its stressing me out so much and its only been two days, hell yesterday I would have thrown up from the stress but because I was so stressed I didn't eat shit so I didn't throw up. School stresses me out so much it's unimaginable, its the people, the sounds, the halls, the fact that people won't leave you alone, someone always talking or screaming, just please shut the fuck up so I can learn and be out of here. And god its so fucking hard not feeling what everyone else around you feels. My moms getting upset at me for not wanting to go on the busses when I have gone on one and it left 20 fucking minutes from my house cus the lady was screaming and I got scared as was about to cry. And now she wants me to try again with kids I don't fucking know who some how don't know personal space or manners. And back to the emotions things, why the fuck don't I feel the same as them, god I feel so fucking robotic compared to my mother and everybody else but they also make me feel like a god damned mutt. On one hand they think it's weird that I don't want to talk or to Interact but somehow don't realize that it's their fault I don't want to, and on the other hand whenever I'm upset or angry and actually show it its MY fault. Because apparently since I'm the youngest of my family im supposed to have the personality of pinkie pie and I have no problems. And because I'm quiet, friendly or just shy and I'm supposed to control my emotions because I'm a “young lady”. I've tried talking to my mom about home school because my school has that as a option but she says that I can't hide when she's been doing that too. Sometimes I feel like she cares more for the happiness of those she wants to impress rather than that of her family. But god if all of life feels like this then count me out cus its too much to be alive right now. I think ima take a shot or three of night quill and hopefully sleep until ITs to late to go to school

Goodnight

[the-lunacy-system]

Well, y'all (5 voters) wanted to see this for some reason, so here it is, my sister's horrible creation, entitled "Auby and Babil"

TW: sex mentions, mild descriptions of sexual acts, violence, character death, bullying, and probably more stuff I forgot about

This is a story about Babil and Auby

ONE AFTERNOON, Auby decided to bully Babil, but it would turn into something different. “You have no friends, and you’ll never make any because you’re a socialless freak.” Auby said, laughing like a dumbass.

“ I have friends Auby! I have Sunny, and Kel, and Mar- oh wait.” Babil starts to cry

“Wahh Mari’s dead”

“If you don’t shut up, I’m ripping your hair out.” Auby said angrily.

“Auby, please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry.” Babil said.

“Shut up Babil, or I’ll eat you for dinner.”Auby said, laughing like a dumbass once more.

Babil decided that he should shut up so that Auby would not eat him. He tried to walk away from her, because he wanted to get away and go home so he could water his flowers.

Auby got angrier, “Where do you think you’re going?”

“I-I’m just trying to get home, I really need to water my flowers.” Babil said nervously

Auby sighed, starting to cool off, “Well.. I’m going with you then.”

“What?” Babil yelled, “Why do you want to go with me?”

“I’d like to meet your caretaker and see if you’re really safe.” Auby said.

“Why would you want to know if I’m safe, you’ve pushed me into a lake before, I ALMOST DROWNED” Babil said.

Auby sighed, “Uhm.. Change of heart..?”

Babil looked at Auby with confusion, “ Okay,” he sighed, “you can come with me.”

Auby clapped her hands, “Yay, lead the way!”

Babil and Auby started to walk to his house.

Auby started to complain, “Why is this walk taking forever Babil?”

“My house is quite far from the park, so it’s going to take a while.” Babil said.

Auby nodded, “Don’t tell them I said this but the people I hang out with stink.. Literally and figuratively. Especially Kim.”

Babil stared at her for a second, and then spoke, “ Really? I thought Kim was your girlfriend🥴”

Auby stared at him, “Nuh uh, you a- I mean..”

“Wait, what did you say?” Babil said with curiosity.

“I didn’t say anything.” Auby said innocently.

“Yes you did!” Babil said “What was it? Tell me! Tell me!”

“I was saying, you are.” Auby giggled.

“Auby…….Do you have a crush on someone?” Babil said cutely giggling

“U-UH NO!!” Auby screamed.

“Yes you do!!!!” Babil yelled, “LET'S DATE!!!!” Babil blushed

Auby turned red, “WHAT THE HELL? I- I- I- I-”

Babil leans in to kiss Auby. Auby stares at him, “I-”

Finally, they kiss, but then POLLY WALKS OUTSIDE

“BABIL!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING KISSING AUBY!?!? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE GAYYYYY” Polly yelled

Auby freezed, “Who’s that Babil?”

“T-That’s my caretaker, Polly.” Babil said, nervously

“YOUR CARETAKER IS A TOTAL ASS!!” Auby screamed.

“NO I AM NOT!!!!!!.” Polly yelled.

“GET OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME!!” Auby pulled her bat out.

“BET!” Polly yelled, but her heart failed because she is 58 and eats nothing except for burgers.

“I didn’t even do anything.-” Auby sighed, “That was no fun..”

“W-where will i live now? My dad left me, my mom is dead, and my grandma is dead!!!(Singing killed his grandma)” Babil said.

“You can.. Uh.. Live with me..?” Auby suggested.

“YES, I….uh….I mean….s-sure.” Babil said, thinking of what they would do together when they were living together.👉👈

“Alright, follow me.” Auby started walking away.

“O-okay” Babil followed her home, very excitedly.

Eventually, they arrived at Auby’s house, Babil followed her inside.

“You can just.. Make yourself at home, my mom will be here soon..-” Auby sighed.

“I-is she okay with me being here?” Babil said

“Uhm.. Probably.” Auby shrugged.

“O-okay” Babil said

Just then, Auby’s mom walked inside.

“Auby, why is there a little girl in here? Are you gonna hurt her?” Auby’s mum said

Auby sighed and rolled her eyes, “That’s Babil, and HE’S not a girl, also, he’s my age. And I’m not going to hurt him.”

“Oh, okay then, have fun.” Abby's Mom paused.. “And use protection..” Auby’s mom whispered to her.

Auby screamed, “MOM!!”

Her mom giggled and left, going to get a beer.

Auby sat down by Babil. Babil looked at her, blushing.

Auby looked over at him, “What?”

“S-sorry, you’re just so-” Babil paused, “pretty…” Babil finished, the truth is Babil has had a huge crush on Auby since they were kids, and just never told her. He has had many thoughts about her, baddd thoughts…

“Thanks.” Auby looks away.

“I…..ummmmm.” Babil started to talk, but changed his mind. “Nvm”

“No, tell me.” Auby sighed.

“I WANNA MAKE OUT WITH YOUUUuUu” Babil said. “ WAIT NO I DONT!!!! NOOOOOOOOO” Babil yelled.

“Uhm..” Auby screamed, “WHATTTT!?”

“I'm sorry!!!!!!!!” Babil sobbed “I'M SO SORRY WAHHHHHHH”

Auby went wide eyed and hugged Babil, “Why are you crying?”

Babil sniffled “ I…I don't know”

“Uhm.. Is that what you really want?” Auby raised an eyebrow.

“Y-yes……” Babil said cutley

Auby grinned, “Then get over here shawty.”

“YESSSSSSSSS” Babil got close to her, he was happy his w rizz worked

“Wait, I need water.” Auby got up and ran to the kitchen.

Babil was sad Auby left him by himself

Auby came back with a glass of water, “Are you crying again?”

“NOo0000Oo” Babil wailed

Auby drank the water and watched him cry.

“C-can we kiss now uwu” Babil said

“Mhm” Auby giggled

“O-okay,” Babil said.

Auby grabbed Babil’s hand.

“Ready?” Babil said

Auby nodded, “Yeah.”

Babil leaned in for a big smooch, Auby joins, their lips touch

Auby’s mom walks out of the other room, into the living room.

“WHAT THE SIGMA????”Auby’s mum said

Auby pulled away from Babil, and stared at her mom, “Uhm..”

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING AUBY???” Auby’s mom yelled

“Doing what Dad didn’t do with you.” Auby giggled.

“GRRRRRR” Auby’s mom yelled “YOU’RE THE REASON YOUR FATHER LEFT, HE DIDN’T WANT ANY KIDS!!” Auby’s mom screamed “I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM TO PULL OUT”

Auby giggles more, “Well he didn’t, and besides.. He probably wouldn’t have listened to your bitch ass.” Auby glances at Babil.

“Y-yeah” Babil said “You’re a…uhhhh…dumbass..?”

Auby went wide eyed, “You just cussed..? Unexpected..” Auby smiles.

“Oh, s-sorry your mom’s just such a bitch” Babil giggled

Auby looks at her mom, “Did you hear that?”

“UGH” Auby’s mom said, “Whatever, just don't kiss when I'm home, go to your room or something.”

Auby immediately grabbed Babil’s wrist and dragged him to her room and then slammed and locked the door behind them. Auby sighed, “She’s so annoying sometimes.”

“Yeah,” Babil sighed “wanna continue what we were doing?”

“Sure.” Auby said.

“Okay,” Babil said.

Auby grabbed Babil’s hand again. Babil leans in close once more.

“Uhm.. Babil.. What if we take this to another level or something, hm?” Auby grinned and giggled.

“What do you mean by that?” Babil questioned.

Auby paused, “Like a different kind of kissing? It’s up to you though.”

Babil nodded, “yes….”

“Bet.” Auby leaned closer, Babil leaned in as well.

Auby called not making the first move. Babil does not know what to do.

“Come here Babil” Auby said

“O-okay” Babil came closer, Auby kissed Babil.

Auby and Babil kept kissing for a while.

Auby’s mom broke the door down.

“WHAT THE SIGMA?!?!?!?” Auby’s mom yelled.

Auby pushed Babil across the room.

“WHY ARE YOU TWO KISSING?” Auby’s mom questioned.

“Cause we can, I don’t see you trying to stop anything.” Auby rolled her eyes.

“Whatever, I just came in here to tell you your friends are here.” Auby’s mom said.

“..” Auby ran past her mom and opened the front door, Babil followed her.

“HI AUBY!!!” Kel yelled, Sunny was standing behind him, along with Hero.

“Hi guys.. Uh.. Someone we all know is already here, wanna come inside?” Auby said.

“Oh, is it Kim? Are you two on a date?” Hero asked.

“IT’S NOT KIM!!” Auby screamed.

“Jeez, calm down…” Kel said, “Who is it then?”

Auby sighed, “Just come inside.”

“Okay :)” Kel said. He walked inside with Sunny and Hero following him.

Auby sits on the couch, and sighs once more, “Babil, come out of hiding.”

Babil walked out of the closet, “H-hey guys.” Babil said nervously.

Auby took Babil’s flower out of his hair, “Hm.”

“W-what?” Babil said, “Why did you take my flower?”

Auby glanced at Babil, “Because I’m gonna wear it instead.”

“Oh, okay then.” Babil said, Then he grabbed her bow out of her hair, “I’ll take this then.”

Auby puts the flower in her hair and the bow in Babil’s hair.

“AWWWWWWWWWWWW” Kel said “You guys are SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!”

Auby grabbed her bat, “Shut the hell up Kel.”

Sunny looked at Auby, and pulled his knife out. “Be nice to my boyfriend Auby.” Sunny said.

“I KNEW IT!!” Auby put her bat down and stared at Kel and Sunny.

“I…I…Ummmmmm” Sunny said.

“Kel should like.. I don’t know, kiss you?” Auby giggled.

“All right, BET!” Kel said, then he kissed Sunny. They continued kissing for quite some time, then they fell onto the floor.

Auby clinged onto Babil’s arm, staring down at Sunny and Kel. They continued kissing, rolling around on the floor, then Kel stopped.

“Let's take this somewhere more private…” Kel said, Sunny nodded, then they walked out of the room.

Auby looks at Babil and Hero, “I am.. Speechless..”

“I…I know right.” Babil said

Auby sighed, “And Hero just let Kel, his little brother, make out with Sunny, and now they’re doing who knows what..”

“Don't worry,” Hero said, “I know exactly what they are doing.”

“Oh yeah, I have something for you Hero.” Auby was holding something in her hand.

“Oh,” Hero said, “What is it?”

Auby put a photo of Mari in Hero’s hand, “Here.”

“OH MY GOD!!!!” Hero yelled “WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??? BABIL’S PHOTO ALBUM IS MISSING!!”

“About that.. I stole that.. AND I’M KEEPING IT!!” Auby coughed.

“NOOOOO YOU BITCH!!!!” Hero yelled, as he jumped towards her.

“AHHH!! WHAT THE HELL??!” Auby hid behind Babil.

“I'M TAKING IT AND LEAVING!!!” Hero ran to her room to look for it, but when he opened the door, he saw Sunny and Kel…

Auby chased him and froze, “WHY MY ROOM?!!?!?!?” Auby then screamed for Babil.

“OH SHI-” Kel yelled. “SUNNY GET YOUR CLOTHES ON!” Kel yelled as he put on his pants.

“My bed's gonna smell like men.” Auby whined and complained.

“Shut up Auby, Sunny smells great!” Kel said.

“...I deny.” Auby rolls her eyes.

While Auby was distracted, Hero ran to Auby’s shelf, which had Babil’s photo Album on it.

The photo Album only had a few photos left, none of her, Babil, and Mari, just Kel, Sunny, and Hero photos left.

“GRRRR” Hero yelled, “WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF MY BBG??”

“Uhm.. Up my ass.” Auby sighed. Hero ran over to her to get the picture from her.

“No, not literally.” Auby screamed and ran from Hero.

“Babil…” Hero said, then he ran over and strangled Babil. “WHERE ARE THEY?!??”

“HEY!! HANDS OFF HIM YOU RAT!!” Auby tackled Hero.

“GIVE ME THE PICTURES!!!!” Hero yelled “I AM BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN YOU, AND MY COCK IS BIGGER!!”

“FIRST OF ALL, NO YOU’RE NOT. AND SECOND OF ALL, WHAT THE HELL? I DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE!!!” Auby screamed.

“EXACTLY!!” Hero yelled.

Auby handed Hero a small stack of pictures of Mari.

“Yay :p” Hero said, and walked away, Kel and A half naked Sunny followed.

Auby stops them and pushes both of them on the floor, kind of forgetting Babil was there.

“Auby, what are you doing?” Kel asked.

Auby seemed angry, “About to beat your ass.”

“N-no please don’t!!” Kel said, but then Sunny pulled a knife out his ass, Kel secretly liked watching Sunny do that.

Auby looked shocked and screamed and then hid behind Babil. “Babil, save me!!” Auby yelled.

“S-Sunny, why do you have a knife!!!!” Babil yelled

“Self protection…”Sunny said, Sunny ran towards Auby and Babil with his knife.

“AGHHHHH!!” Babil yelled.

“BABIL!!” Auby screamed.

“OWWWWWW” Babil yelled, Sunny had stabbed him in the side!

Auby brought her bat back out and started beating Sunny with it, “Stupid little rat!!”

“Hey! Stop that Auby!” Kel yelled, “You and Babil deserved that!”

“HE STABBED ME!” Babil yelled “I'M GOING TO DIE!” Babil began to sob.

Auby stopped Babil’s bleeding, “You’re going to be fine.”

“O-okay..” Babil said weakly.

Auby sighs, “This is stupid.”

“Sunny,” Kel said “Let's just go home, I don't feel like bothering Auby and Babil anymore”

“Okay.” Sunny said. He grabbed his remaining clothes and started to walk away with Kel. He decided to put the knife in his pocket this time, because what he did last time was very uncomfortable.

Auby continued to comfort Babil, starting to wrap his wound in bandage wrap. “It may hurt a little but I’ll find you some medicine so you don’t feel the pain.” Auby then got up and walked out of the room to go and grab Babil some medicine.

“Okay.” Babil said as Auby walked away. He sat there sadly, how could Sunny do this to him? They have been best friends for years, he even helped him cover up Mari’s death.

After a few minutes, Auby came back with pills, she dumped two of the pills out into Babil’s hand, “Here, take these.”

“Okay,” Babil said, he swallowed his pills and then decided to tell Auby something, “Auby, I have something to tell you about Mari..”

Auby seemed confused, “What is it?”

“S-Sunny killed Mari..” Babil said, “He pushed her down the stairs.”

Auby fell silent, her eyes tearing up.

“I-I’m sorry I never told you..” Babil said weakly “I didn't want Sunny to get in trouble...”

“What..? I..” Auby looked up at Babil, “So.. H-How did you find out..?”

“I was there when it happened..”Babil said “I was helping Sunny get ready for his big recital..”

Auby started crying, “Why..?”

“He was upset that Mari was making him practice so much….”Babil paused. “He threw his violin down the stairs, and she got really mad…”

Auby inhaled, “Then what..?”

“Sunny tried to run away…” Babil said “But Mari blocked his path at the top of the stairs, Then he…” Babil began to cry

Auby stared at Babil, “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?! Mari.. Mari was the person who brought me and the others joy, but Sunny had to ruin it.. And then you helped him cover it all..”

“I'M SORRY!” Babil yelled “WE TRIED TO HELP HER! But nothing helped…I was worried that if I didn't help Sunny he would go to jail!”

Auby went silent, she put her hands over her face, and cried harder.

“I..” Babil began to say “I think we should tell the cops what Sunny did..Sunny’s behavior is getting worse, and he might hurt someone..”

Auby looked up, “But what will Kel and Hero think..?”

“I-I don’t know, Hero would be so mad at Sunny for what he did…He really loved Mari..” Babil sighed “I really don't know what to do..”

Auby grabbed her bat, wiped her eyes, and stormed out of the house. Babil ran after her.

“Auby! Where are you going?” Babil yelled as he was running after her

“To tell the truth.” Auby continued running. Babil began running faster to catch up with her.

Auby made it to Kel and Hero’s house, she aggressively knocked on the door.

“Coming!!!” A voice yelled. Hero’s mom opened the door. “Hello, how can I help you?”

Auby’s eyes were red from crying, “I- I need to talk to you guys.”

“Okay sweetie, come on in.” Hero’s mom said, opening the door all the way.

Auby walked in and yelled, “Kel!! Hero!!”

“WHATTTTTTT” Kel screamed.

Auby sighed, “Come to the living room, please.”

“OKAYYYYYYY” Kel yelled. Kel and Hero came running down the stairs.

Auby sat on the couch, looking down.

“So what is it?” Kel said.

“It’s about Sunny and Mari..-” Auby said.

Hero stared at her “what is it?”

Auby looked up, “Do you want it straight forward or have a little summary?”

“Little summary please” Kel said

Auby sighed, “So.. Mari’s death wasn’t just out of nowhere. Sunny pushed Mari down the stairs because he was mad about Mari making him practice violin too much.”

“W….What..?” Hero said

“Mhm. And Babil helped Sunny cover Mari’s death because he didn’t want to lose Sunny and get him in trouble.” Auby said.

“IM GONNA KILL SUNNY!!!” Hero yelled

“How about we just tell the cops..?” Auby suggested.

“No…” Hero said. Then he ran to the kitchen, grabbed a knife and ran out the door, very fast.

Auby went wide eyed, “Well, we lost him.. And I lost Babil from running a little while ago, I wonder where he is.”

Meanwhile, at Sunny’s house:

“Sunny! It’s me Babil! They found out! They know you killed Mari!” Babil yelled

Auby was following Hero.

Sunny ran down the stairs “Babil ... .YOU TOLD THEM DIDN’T YOU!” Sunny yelled.

“I-Im sorry! I had to!” Babil yelled. Sunny ran towards Babil, and tried to attack him.

Just then, Auby opened the door and blocked Sunny.

“GRRRRRR” Sunny cried “I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH!!!”

Auby decided that instead of using her bat, she would use her hands instead, so she choked Sunny.

“K…kinky” Sunny said. Auby threw Sunny on the ground and beat him with her bat.

“OW!!” Sunny yelled. He decided to pull a knife out of his pocket, and try to stab her.

“Your turn Hero.” Auby said.

“Okay” Hero said. He ran towards Sunny with the knife he grabbed at home, stabbing Sunny in the leg.

Auby looked over at Babil, “You ran off to tell Sunny we found out.. Didn’t you?”

Babil looked at Auby “I did but, I was going to try to get him to go to the police station…I know that's stupid…I'm sorry.” Babil said

Auby ran over to Babil and hugged him. Babil was very shocked by this.

Auby was hugging Babil tightly, “You have to apologize less, it’s okay to do things that may sound stupid. We’ve all done it.”

“O-okay,” Babil said. Just then, Sunny ran past Hero and towards Babil and Auby.

Auby turned around and immediately hit Sunny with her bat.

“GOD DAMNIT” Sunny yelled. Auby stared at Sunny, “Are you done yet?”

“NO” Sunny yelled, but then he passed out due to his injuries.

Auby sighed, “That’s what you get..”

“Thank you Auby” Babil said

Auby sighed, “You’re welcome.”

Then Auby walked over to Kel, seeming angry.

“Uh oh” Kel said

Auby puts her hands around Kel’s neck and starts to choke him, very aggressively. Kel was choking very hard and struggling to breathe.

Auby no longer cared what Kel, Basil, or Sunny thought, she had seemed to be almost killing Kel and probably needed to be stopped.

“A-Auby stop!!” Babil yelled, “You’re gonna kill him!!!” But Auby did not listen.

“Abvsdskuahfioasfhbsakdjawsnhd” Kel yelled. He was kicking around and eventually he kicked Auby’s leg causing her to fall and lose her grip on his neck.

Auby was shocked, on the ground, angry, “What the hell?!”

“D-don’t hurt me!” Kel said, stepping away “What did I ever do to you!”

Auby got up and tackled Kel, choking him once more.

“Abgsayugdshdfbskuahfirngiljks” Kel began to yell once more. His face began to turn purple.

“I hope you die.” Auby was very angry.

“AUBY STOP!” Babil yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Babil finally snapped.

Auby let go of Kel, shocked at Babil’s yelling. Auby then started crying.

“Wait Auby!” Babil yelled “Don't cry!”

Auby faces away from Babil and cries into her hands.

“Auby! I'm sorry” Babil said.

Auby death stares at Babil.

“A..Auby..?” Babil whimpers

“What?” Auby says.

“A..Are you okay?” Babil asked

“I am now.” Auby smiles

“Uh ohhh” Babil says quietly.

Just then, Auby tackles Babil. Babil screamed.

“AHHHH!!~” Babil moaned.

Auby gasps, “Uh.. Babil-”

“I….I…ummmmmmmmm” Babil said

“What kind of scenarios do you have?” Auby questioned.

“I uhhhh, just yell strangly….” Babil said (That was a lie)

“Tell the truth, Babil.” Auby started to get angry.

“I……I….Ummmm..” Babil could not talk. He was too hard.

Auby looked down, turning red.

“W…why are you turning red…?” Babil asked nervously.

Auby inhaled, “Uh oh.. Boner alert..”

Babil blushed hard (Not as hard as his cock)

“I’m gonna make out with you.” Auby giggled.

“Yes please” Babil said

After many intense hours of making out.

“Woah” Babil said

“Let’s keep going.” Auby said.

“What do you mean by that?” Babil said, hinting at something.

Auby leaned closer to Babil. Babil stared at her.

After more intense hours of making out..

“Nice” Babil said

“You lost your virginity, thanks to me.” Auby giggled.

“Yippee” Babil said, but they soon would find out they made a mistake. NO PROTECTION!

2 months later..

Auby woke up Babil to show him something.

“What is it?” Babil said tiredly.

Auby grabbed Babil’s hand and placed something in it. Babil opened his hand and looked at it.

“WHAT THE SIGMA?” Babil yelled. “YOU’RE PREGGERS!!”

Auby nods.

“YIPPEE�� Babil yelled. “I'M GONNA BE A DAD!”

“Do we tell the others?” Auby questioned.

“Yes! I wanna rub it in Hero's face since his only chance to get a kid is dead!” Babil yelled.

“Alright, let’s go then.” Auby said.

Babil threw on some clothes and got ready to go.

Then, they walked out the door.

Babil knocked on Kel’s door.

“KELLLLLLLLLLL” Babil yelled.

After many minutes of waiting, Kel opened the door. “What?”

“AUBY IS PREGERS!!!” Babil yelled so loud everyone could hear.

Kel sighs, “Congratulations, you’re a father. I’m tired from having to watch over Kali while Sunny sleeps nonstop. Soon you’ll realize how hard it is to be a parent.” Kel complains, his voice full of sarcasm.

“Erm, what the sigma?” Auby said with one of her eyebrows raised.

Kel stared back at her with the same look, “What?”

“Nothing, so do you have any advice for us?’ Auby said.

“Just try your best to remain sane.” Kel said.

“Alright, thanks kel.” Auby said.

“Anytime.” Kel smiled.

“Oh, kel is a sunny home right now? I haven't seen him in a while.” Babil asked.

Kel moves out of the way of the doorframe, and shows the view of the couch, in which Sunny is there.

“Hello Sunny!” Babil says, “it's been a while, how have you been?”

Sunny groans loudly, “Bothered by my children and Kel.”

“Oh” Babil says, “We'll have fun with that I guess..” Babil stands there awkwardly for a moment.

Auby steps in, “Well, we probably should get going, it was nice talking to you…”Auby grabs Babil’s hand and walks away.

Babil jumps slightly, scared when Auby grabs his hand, “Where are we going Auby? Why are we leaving?”

[diary-of-my-devil]

October 3rd, 2015

I was a few weeks shy of 14 and I’d had a hell of a year. My aunt’s death had been a wave of ice cold water on my system and my feelings were still frozen when I got the news that my grandpa had died. I didn’t cry when my dad came into my room to tell me the news. I just said “oh, okay” and continued on with whatever I was doing. 

I think it was a Sunday night when it happened. If it was, it was on the 20th of September. I always mix the date up, though. My reason for believing it was that day, specifically a Sunday, was because I remember going to school and telling my friends “yeah, we have Friday off of school, but I’ll be spending it at a funeral”. I was in that ICU waiting room eating Burger King onion rings hours before.

I think my mom was thinking heavily about going to a grief camp after my aunt, who you should know was not technically my aunt, but a close family friend, had died. My sisters were at the Detroit Zoo with my grandma when that had happened, my mom calling her to tell her the news and beg her to not tell them. My grandma is a bit of a loud mouth, in all honesty.

My grandpa’s death was sort of the defining factor for it, the straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak. After he had passed, after the funeral and the absolutely awful experience of that, she had brought up to me and my sisters that she wanted to help us, and that the zoo in my city was holding one for all ages and that she would like for us all to go.

I didn’t want to go. I really didn’t want to go. I was dealing with crippling anxiety that was not yet diagnosed, let alone treated, and insurmountable grief. The last thing I wanted to do was talk about it with a ton of strangers. I don’t know how I would’ve spent the time if I hadn’t gone, but I would’ve had more fun with that.

Mom threw out information about this grief camp for days leading up to it. How we would probably get free things (god, I’m a sucker for free shit), how they would provide food, how it would only be for a few hours. I didn’t agree to go until that morning. Ultimately, I wanted to make my mom happy.

It did make her happy, by the way.

By the way, I regret going.

It was October 3rd in the middle of Michigan. Apparently kids and parents from around the state had all come along to attend this event. It was held outside, under tents and while it was windy I think they had space heaters in the tents with us. We were split into age categories. I was allowed in the 14-17 group despite still being 13, because I was close enough. I was basically already 14, it just wasn’t official for another couple weeks, you know?

That’s when and where I met him.

There was nothing remarkable about him and his appearance. He looked like any other teenage boy in Michigan during that time. He had dirty blonde hair in what looked like a slightly grown out buzzcut, wore a hoodie and dark blue jeans with sneakers. He really wasn’t remarkable. I went to school with countless other guys that matched his style.

Apparently I was remarkable, though. To him at least.

It was weeks before I was able to cut all my hair off. I had to keep my long hair until after my aunt’s wedding, because it was long and beautiful and she had already hired someone to do our hair and had the consultation. I instead had it hidden in a bun underneath a beanie, grown out side bangs from my wannabe scene-kid haircut sticking out of the FBI hat I had gotten in DC months before.

I was wearing a leather jacket, I don’t recall what was underneath it though. For bottoms I was either wearing leggings or skinny jeans with slightly heeled boots. I don’t remember much about what I wore.

While he wasn’t remarkable, I knew something was going to happen. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe you know when someone is going to have a large impact on your life from the first look. Whether or not it’s going to be good or bad was revealed in time.

We stuck by each other for a majority of the time, along with another girl in our age group. When I saw my mom later in the day she had looked relieved, that I had made some friends. We had exchanged numbers at the end of the event and all went our separate ways, I went home while they had gone to the cities they had come from.

Hours later, while I was out shopping with my grandma, I had gotten a call from a number that wasn’t saved in my phone. At the time, I didn’t have experiences that brought me dread at a mysterious phone number, so I answered. It was him.

I’m not naming him yet, simply because I don’t know if I want to. If I want to put his name out there and be at risk of legal action if someone puts the pieces together and identifies him, or use the nickname I’d used for him online when I’ve talked about these experiences.

We had small talk, most of which I can’t remember. I remember my grandma wondering who I was talking to. I recall him boldly asking me out, over the phone when we had only met just hours before. I remember telling him I didn’t know who or what I was into. That I didn’t know if I liked boys or girls or both.

He said that made me sexier. 

Like I had said previously, I was a doormat. Still kind of am, to be honest. I didn’t know how to say no anymore, considering I had already had my first experience with saying no and it being completely ignored. So, I did what any normal confused, sad teenager would do, and I said yes.

He wasn’t my first boyfriend, and not my last, but fuck he’s one of the more memorable ones for all of the wrong reasons. But we’ll get to that later. 

My first boyfriend was a friend I had since preschool. His family owned a bowling alley in a nearby town and he was a bit spoiled, if not certainly more wealthy than I was. He had a trampoline AND a pool! It was an easy relationship, despite my mental struggles during that time.

I had later found out he only asked me out because he was too nervous to ask out my friend, but we lasted about a year. I don’t regret the relationship and the times I spent at his house, with his family and our friends playing video games or fucking around on Omegle. I cringe, yes, but it’s not something I regret.

There was a boy I dated for a couple weeks not long after my breakup from my first boyfriend. A friend of mine, although not nearly as long as I had been with the first. He’s the one that didn’t know what the word “no” meant, but this is not about him. Yes, I do regret it.

So I had some experience with dating before him. Not much, not as much as many of my peers did, but this wasn’t my first time dating someone. This was different, yes, but not entirely new. While my two previous boyfriends had each lived a walking distance away, he was in a completely different town.

We were two young high schoolers who couldn’t drive, so it was going to be a semi-long distance relationship. Did I have feelings for him? No, not really, we had met and become friends just hours ago, but why not give it a shot? It couldn’t hurt, right?

Right?

So October 3rd of 2015 was when this whole shitshow of a relationship began. I regret this day more than any other. I wish I had stayed home, rotting in my bed with the lights off. I wish I was comfortable with letting him down gently. I wish I had never met him.

[shawnjacksonsbs]

A great analysis?

What do you think this time? 1-20-23

"Love is at the root of everything. All learning, all parenting, all relationships. Love or the lack of it." - Mr Fred Rogers

First off, I'm of the idea that it should be a right to keep and bear arms.

I'm for most of what I believe the founding fathers were trying to accomplish, mostly.

I've written about this topic several times over the years, and I never really gave much thought to this direction from its opponents.

. . .the wording, and grammar itself are probably pretty important. Right?

I will probably never believe that the lawful should not have the right to keep weapons while the lawless are . . .lawless.

But this did make me think.

I've also said that if granted wishes, I don't know that I wouldn't wish all guns into orbit. Lol So . . .there's that too.

I'd love to hear from anyone who wants to share in the comments.

No ugliness, though.

It'll be weird probably since I'm not leaning left on a topic I'd like to talk/hear about.

Below is the article I found. I lost who wrote it, but curious enough of what you think, that this is my entry this week.

~

"Great analysis.

What do liberals believe the Second Amendment was created for? I understand conservatives and liberals have different views on this, and I am genuinely interested in the argument of both sides.

The 2A was created to give the reason behind having a citizen’s militia: to defend the fledgling nation.

The key, as in so many things, is in the punctuation. Just as there’s a massive difference between ‘let’s eat, grandma,’ and ‘let’s eat grandma,’ so, too, does the comma after the word Militia make all the difference. Consider these two situations:

As written - ‘A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.’ - the core of the 2A is the first clause. It’s about a well-regulated militia. A well-regulated mlitia is necessary to ensure the security of a free state. To ensure this, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. The last part offers the MEANS to allow the first part… y’know, the important part:

Main Clause: A well regulated Militia

Why: being necessary to the security of a free State

How: the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

Edit: It was argued, in a comment below, that ‘A well regulated Militia’ couldn’t be the main clause, as it isn’t even a complete sentence. I argue that it most certainly CAN be. Take this sentence: ‘Because we all want to go to Disneyland, we’ll have to take a road-trip.’

In that sentence, the whole purpose is to go to Disneyland. There is ZERO purpose to getting into the car, much less driving any distance, without it, DESPITE it being prefatory, AND not even a complete sentence. Neither of those stop it being the raison d'être of the sentence, and any further activities pertaining thereto.

The fact that ‘we’ll have to take a road-trip,’ is a complete, stand-alone sentence, is immaterial to the THEME of the sentence. It’s a sentence without purpose, sans the prefatory clause.

Opponents would argue - incorrectly - that it’s the guns that are the core part, and the militia almost an afterthought. IOT do so, however, you first have to remove the comma following the word Militia: ‘A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.’ In THIS case, the 2A is about the right of the people to keep & bear arms. The militia part gives the main rationale, but is clearly the subordinate clause:

Main Clause: the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

Why: A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State

IANAL, but I AM a literate human being, who’s made his life by crafting words. The grammatical analysis above is incontrovertible. It’s why Chief Justice Warren Burger said this:

Until next week;

"The gun lobby's interpretation of the Second Amendment is one of the greatest pieces of fraud, I repeat the word fraud, on the American people by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime. The real purpose of the Second Amendment was to ensure state armies - the militia- would be maintained for the defense of the state. The very language of the Second Amendment refutes any argument that it was intended to guarantee every citizen an unfettered right to any kind of weapon he or she desires." - U.S. Supreme Court Justice Warren Burger

[kriskubed]

In which Blaine FINALLY comes out to Kurt. I guess in verse their sexuality hasn't even come up before now, but I always knew there needed to be a coming out scene to get to the other scenes that live in my head. And it took me ages to write one that I didn't hate. ~

Blaine had been spending a lot more time with Sam at school now that Kurt was gone. They didn’t have many classes together, but their friendship had blossomed in comic book club once they discovered their mutual love of superheroes, Star Wars, and all things Tolkien. Thankfully they had the same lunch period, so Blaine had a friend to distract him when he was missing Kurt the most. 

“Check out that new girl over there,” Sam said one day, tossing his head in the direction of a nearby table. “She's hot.”

Blaine looked and considered. She was pretty, by anyone’s standards, but hot? 

“I guess,” he replied, figuring agreeing was the easiest path here.

“You guess?! Dude, look at her!” 

Blaine had looked. And he knew kids their age were starting to date, and that he was supposed to start seeing girls in “that” way, but he just didn't. 

“She's pretty, Sam,” he said. 

“If I knew her at all, I'd totally ask her to the homecoming dance. But it’s like, kind of creepy to just go up and ask out someone you don’t even know, right?”

“Right. But I know her. She’s in my English class. She seems pretty cool. I can introduce you later if you want.”

“Really? Thanks, man. So, what about you?” Sam continued around bites of burger as he glanced around the room. “You gonna ask anyone this year? Tina maybe?”

“Tina's a great friend, but that's all,” Blaine said. He'd honestly never thought of her as anything more. “I’ll probably just go with friends, like always. There really isn't anyone I like, like that.” It was the truth, but he felt his heart speed up as he said it, knowing Sam assumed he meant a girl when really Blaine was becoming increasingly aware that the reason for his lack of interest in girls might be something other than just being a “late bloomer,” as his grandma would say. For now he just wanted to change the subject.

“Why don’t we go say hi right now?” Blaine suggested, noticing that Sam’s tray was empty. 

“Yeah?”

“Sure, come on.” They gathered the remnants of their lunches and tossed them in the trash on the way over to the new girl’s table.

~

He’d come to the realization gradually, and then all at once. I’m gay. He tumbled the words over and over in his head, reliving the little moments that brought him from the first inkling that he might be to knowing without a doubt that it was true. Now the words ached to be said aloud. 

He snuggled in his sleeping bag on the floor beside Kurt’s bed, trying to gather the courage to tell him. Somehow the difficult things had always been easier to say under cover of darkness. They’d spent years of sleepovers whispering secrets to each other in the night.

“Are you still awake?” Kurt asked before Blaine had worked up the nerve to speak.

“Yeah,” Blaine replied.

“McKinley… it’s not…” Kurt began. “I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want my dad to worry. I thought it might get better, but… The jocks…”

“The jocks what, Kurt?” Blaine asked with concern when Kurt trailed off.

“They say I’m gay,” Kurt forced out quietly.

“You know who you are,” Blaine said. He didn’t know if it was true, and he didn’t want to force Kurt into answering the question he wanted to ask. “It doesn’t matter what they think.”

Kurt was quiet, except for a little non-committal hum. Eventually, he continued. “It’s not just what they say. A few of them, they shove me.”

“Kurt!” Blaine gasped out, sitting up to look at him. “You have to tell someone. You can’t just let them-”

Kurt cut him off. “I can’t. It would only be worse.”

“But Kurt-”

“No. I’m done talking about it.” 

Blaine knew that tone, and he knew there was no use trying to discuss it further. He’d let it go for now, but he knew this was serious and he wasn’t about to just stand by and let his best friend get bullied.

He dropped back down onto his pillow and waited a while to see if Kurt would say anything more, but he’d clearly meant it when he said he was done talking about it. Eventually, Blaine broke the silence. 

“Hey Kurt… there’s something I want to tell you.” He wasn’t sure if it was still the right time after what Kurt had just revealed to him, but he needed to get the words out of his head. And well, they were on the subject. He took a deep calming breath, closed his eyes, and decided to stop second guessing himself and just go for it. 

“I am... Gay, I mean. You don’t have to say anything. I just… needed to say it. To someone.”

Kurt rolled onto his side to peer over the edge of the bed. “You know it doesn’t matter to me what you are,” he said. “You’re still my best friend.”

“I know,” Blaine said back. He did know, but he was still relieved. 

Kurt rolled back onto his pillow. 

“I haven’t told anyone else yet.”

“Okay. Are you going to?”

“I don’t know. I mean, eventually, obviously. But right now? Maybe not. I really needed someone else to know though.”

“Well, I’m honored you picked me.”

“Who else would I pick? You’re my best friend.”

“Blaine?”

“Yeah?”

“I just needed someone to know too. But I’m not ready to tell anyone else yet. Please don’t…” Kurt's voice was small and he sounded scared.

Blaine wasn’t happy about it, but he understood. He wouldn't betray Kurt's trust. “Okay, Kurt. But just for now. If they don’t stop, someone has to say something.”

“Okay.”

“Okay…”

[letswrites]

Malibu- C.H

Malibu

Ashton, Calum, Luke, and Michael were dropped on Calum's couch staring at the ceiling. Beer cans all over the carpet, letting some remaining liquid drip from it and make stains on the grey soft fabric, where his socked feet were resting He didn't give a shit about it. They were pretty legless (*for those that don't know: legless is the same as veeeery wasted for us Aussie! :D), and he had bigger problems than some beer puddles over his apartment. Calum grabbed his phone and texted the first person on his dm. she. She had become the first person in everything lately

[2 pm]

Calum: 'wanna hang?'

She replied in seconds

'omw ;)'

He smiled and blocked his phone again letting his head drops on the couch's back. "I am fucking starving." Luke started to complain "yeah, me too. Hey, Cal" he let a groan that should be a "what?" to Michael "can you text your girlfriend and ask her to bring some food?" how the fuck he knew he had texted her. It might be the stupid smile across his stupid face. "she isn't my girlfriend" but he texted her the same way, she gently answered 'like pickles in your burger?' he smiled 'throw away the damn pickles' and let his head rests on the couch's back again and closed his eyes "she will stop at Maccas" "she's fucking awesome" "my best friend" Luke bragged "she should be your girlfriend, Cal" "not your business, Ash..." "Ouch! Easy, man, just saying" he swallowed a "fuck you" and just answered with silence. she should be his girlfriend, but he wasn't sure about what they were. When he heard the knock on the door his heart almost skipped the beats and he stood up faster than he wanted to "and he said that doesn't want anything serious" Ash teased "you like to tease, huh?" "you have no idea" "fuck me, Irwin" "I wish, but she'd be jealous" Calum showed to Ashton his middle finger and they laughed before he opened the door at the same moment she will knock again "hey" "'sup, Cal?" she stood on her tiptoes and pecked his lips, he grinned "come in" "thanks" she walked to Calum's living room and dropped her tired body on the couch, the college will kill her anytime. And soon. But she was there still "hey, boys!" "Hey!" they answered together "I bought some burgers" in the second after she put the bag over the coffee table Michael sat up and grabbed it like he did not eat for days and started to distribute between the other two dead bodies lying next to him. Calum sat down at her side pulling her closer to him and resting one hand on her waist and his head on her shoulder, her hands moving to his hair and caressing it smoothly. "'re you okay?" Luke asked his best friend "I'm good. Just tired" "studying lots?" "more than I can handle" the exams will come soon and the professors have no mercy with the students "they keep dropping mountains and mountains of knowledge in our heads" "you should rest a little" "yeah" "for your luck you have the best friend in the world" "what you have in mind?" "The question is 'what I have in my pocket?'" Luke took off his black, skinny jeans pocket a key. A key. she knew that key "Fucking Lord, what happened to your grandma?" "She is in Italy and the house is in my care" "lucky bastard" "I think we should spend the weekend there. What do you think?" "God, yes!" "What Thelma and Louise are talking about?" "grandma's Malibu house" "I'm in" "me too" "I don't remember to invite you two" "we clearly don't care" he chuckled "what about you, Cal?" "Yeah, it will be nice" he answered uninterested "wow, Calum how you are zippy today" "fuck yourself" Ashton laughed "you are too down today, eat something will make your mood get better" "'m not hungry" "what?! I practically had to beg for the McDonald's guy for a no-pickles burger" "sorry…" "what happened to you?" "Pms" they laughed "I swear to God I'll punch your face Ashton!" she twisted her body turned to his side to give him all her attention he grinned with her act and squeezed her waist "nothing to you worry about" "are you sure?" "yes" he whispered and kissed her quickly on the lips before get up and walk towards the bathroom. Michael groaned in pleasure when he finished his burger "I was starving! Thank you. Luke, hug her for me, I am too far" "it was nothing" Luke wrapped his long arms around her, she snuggled and hummed with the comfort "do you want us to pay you back?" "oh, don't need to, like to take care of you guys" "I have the best friend in the world" "me?" Calum asked when came back to his living room, already feeling jealous. He knew that she was Luke's friend for more time than he and that was Luke who introduced them, but he couldn't help himself "she" "really? I think 'm way better than her" Calum teased her and received in response a socked

foot on his stomach "you will not hurt anyone with these smurf feet" "oh, fuck you!" he grinned and started making circles on her heel trying to forget how much he loves her small feet while she smiled to he "seriously, Cal if you two don't run away to Vegas and get eloped, I will put you guys on my trunk and force you to do it" she giggled, but he rolled his eyes, dropped her foot on the couch and made his way to the bedroom "I think he is mad with you, Ash" "his lost" he shrugged "Alright beautiful people if we gonna leave for the weekend is better we go pack our shits" "yeah, is better" "where we'll meet?" "her place" "why mine?" "Your car is bigger and comfier. And the only one that the engine turns on at the first attempt" "fine, but you drive" "don't need to ask twice" "okay, see you two later" "at 8" "At 8 will be" "later" "later". Michael slammed the door behind him. "what's wrong with Calum?" she asked "bad mood, I guess. Want me to talk with him?" "no, babe, go pack your stuff and I talk with him" "ok" he untied she, giving a kiss on her forehead "see you later, sweetheart" "see u" Luke stood up and yelled to Calum hears him from the bedroom "I'M LEAVING CAL!" "YOU'RE LEAVING LATE IN MY OPINION!" "OH FUCK YOU!" "TRUST ME, I WILL!" Luke laughed and closed the door behind him. She made her way to Calum's bedroom where she already spent a lot of time in and leaned her shoulder on the doorway "hello" "hi" he was splayed at his bed like a starfish "can I join you?" "sure" he shrank himself to the side so she could jump in his bed like a child going to sleep on their parent's bed, what made he smile and giggle "hello again" "hi again" "are you gonna tell me what's wrong?" "no" "uh, alright" they kept the silence for some seconds while she tried to tangle herself on his arms, but he smiled amused and did not help her "asshole" he laughed "oh, come here your fucking kid" he pulled her that was laid next to him, to lay on his chest and a loud groan left his lips before he answers her "you and Luke" he mumbled "what?" "You asked what was wrong: you and Luke" "are you jealous?" "yes" "he is my best friend. He is your best friend" "I know" "I had been sleeping with you" "know that too" and he knew it well "so what is this about?" he flipped his body to be over her and look inside her eyes "you are amazing, he is amazing and you too know each other so well, are so close. And I'm... just me" "it should be a compliment, right?" "I am talking serious" "me too, but, hey you're lucky that I'm more into jerkasses" she teased what made him smile squeezing his eyes, but he opened it again and he felt her hands cupping his face and she staring at his lips, so he pushed down and kissed her deeply, passionated. Soon her hands were sliding down his whole body stopping on the button of his black, ripped jeans ready to take off of him, but Calum stopped the kiss, swallowed, and laid down at her side again what made her feels confused "uh, you... you should go pack your stuff" "what? pack my stuff?" something was wrong, he never refused sex before 'will he break up with me?' she thought "ok" she put herself up and walked towards the door "hey!" "hum?" "need me to drive you home?" "no, like to walk" "oh, okay" "want to come with me?" he wanted to say 'yes' really, wanted to have sex with her (good and sweaty) let her fall sleep on his arms and wake up late to the trip, forget to put clean underwear on the bag and hear the boys make jokes about the reason that they were late, but... "I will take a shower, you know?" "I have a shower in my place" she raised an eyebrow teasing him again, one last try, but he just kept in silence, she nodded "see you later, Cal" and left his apartment ...he couldn't fall in love with her.

*

They met at her place two hours early than they had agreed, she was taking a shower when heard Michael yelling into her living room. "Don't you regret of gave a key to Luke?" "No, like when he is around. Less when I am studying, you know how noisy he can be." now she was on her couch talking with Ashton while the other three was in the kitchen pretending they were barmen "you have a very nice place" "thanks, my grandparents left to me" "I'm sorry" "Oh, it's okay they are alive. They moved to Indiana" "oh, that's nice" "it is" "who wants margaritas???" Luke walked to the living room caring two glasses of margaritas "thank you, Luke" "cheers!" he drank with his best mate when she gasped "you should not drink you'll drive!" "I can drive" "at least someone is behaving. I will love to punish those who don't obey me" she said naughty and Luke laughed loudly he loved when she made sexual jokes "Ash is embarrassed" Michael appeared in the living room yelling (already drunk) with Calum "who is embarrassed?" "Ash. Look he is blushing!" they all laughed "sorry, Ash" "it's fine... Excuse me" Ash made his way to the kitchen and Calum sat next to her where Ashton was before "hey Calum" "what's up Mike?" "You and her will have to control, you know?" "what you're talking about?" "The noise. Not allowed to be loud" Calum laughed "how many margaritas you drank already?" "The margaritas..." He paused and burped 'gross' he continued "the problem is not the margaritas, but the shots" "well, I think that it will not be a problem, Mike" "you are quite loud, babe" she raised an eyebrow and looked to Calum "well, no sex no noise, and you already have made it very clear to me" she stood up and walked to the kitchen to fill her glass and Luke followed her "wow! Calum Hood, what you did wrong?" Ashton dropped at his side very interested in the chaos "I refused fuck with her earlier" "what?! Why, dude?" Ashton and Michael laughed "have my reasons..." he mumbled and blushed a little "ok, they must be good 'cause, bro she is a hottie one and hotties do not are used to be rejected. So she will, naturally, get mad with you" 'he didn't know about her past' Calum thought "Ash... Just be quiet" "alright. Hey Michael did you watched the video I sent you?" Ashton moved the subject leaving Calum only with his thoughts.

*

"What happened, honey?" "He is acting weird" "yeah..." "He didn't want to have sex, didn't want to walk home with me, didn't let me tease him" "don't have a clue why he is doing this" "he was being paranoiac..." "About what?" "About us" she whispered "hum?" "About us" "about us? But don't exist an 'us'" "I know" "Jesus, man... what are you gonna do?" "Get wasted" Luke chuckled "you always have the best ideas" then filled his glass.

*

Was a little after 8 pm when they left: Ashton driving, Calum at his side and the trio in the back: Michael sleeping at the right, Luke in the middle, and she in the left with her head dropped on Luke's shoulder his arm around her while they count how many trucks they see in the road "how many you already saw?" "Eighteen, I guess" "damn it! I'm losing" "what you guys are doing?" Ashton asked interested in what the friends were doing "We are counting lorries" Calum widened his eyes and look at her "lorries?" "Yes" "wtf are lorries?" "Trucks" "are you British now?" "No, but my last boyfriend was" 'oh, yes. He is British' "I miss him. Do you still hang?" Luke used to hang out with them when he broke up with his girlfriend "Yes, I had lunch with him last week" "send hello when you see him again" "okay" "do you still talk with him" "yes, Ash, we are still friends" "you two truly love each other. I mean after all of that you keep supporting him. It's love" Luke always says too much when he is drunk "I think so" but she was pretty wasted too "why did you break up?" "He discovered he is more into boys, you know..." Ashton looked to Calum already regretting what he said about her earlier "I'm sorry" "yeah, it's alright. He is happy that's what matters" "it's very nice of you..." "Well, he would do the same for me" she said with sadness in her voice and Ashton cleaned his throat "Can I sleep, Luke?" "Yes, sure. Come here" he pulled her to be more comfortable on his chest and she fell asleep, soon he did it too. "I think is only us, bro" "yeah, uh, Cal" "hum?" "Honestly, why are you sat here? Why are you not where Luke is? With her laying in your chest, hands playing in her thighs, teasing each other, kissing?" he licked his lips and swallowed dryly, looked back to certify they were sleeping "I'm afraid" "afraid? Is she spanking you?" Calum blushed "she spanks you?" Ashton laughed "it happened once or twice. Sometimes she is bossy in bed. But anyway is not about it" "So why the hell are you refusing sex?" "I am afraid of fall in love with her" "you? falling in love?" "I am falling for her and faster. But I can't" "wow. Why not? You guys are great together" "she isn't mine. And I'm afraid to ask her to be" "you can't live with fear, bro" "yeah…" "honestly, she is awesome and if you don't risk yourself, someone will and you will lose her" "I know" "just keep it in your mind" "I will. Thanks, Ash" "no problems, mate. I should have a talk show" "hell yeah, you totally should" they kept talking about the imaginary Ashton's talk show for the rest of the trip.

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Was at least midnight when she put on a bikini and jumped on the swimming pool, the boys were making some midnight barbecue, now all drunk, listening to some classic rock, and getting high again. "Beautiful..." "hey" "can we talk?" "Yes! hum, actually I was thinking about the same thing" she was soberer now "good" he dived into the pool and stand next to her "I am sorry about what I said earlier. Sex isn't everything and you're not obligated to do if you're not in the mood. It's just so great that I can't help myself…" she started and he looked into her eyes calmly, taking her hands in his own, she was despaired for an answer and let he knew with her gaze, but he just stepped closer guiding her hands and arms to involve his body, resting his chin on the top of her head and whispered "I want you to be mine" "I will love to be yours" she whispered back and he grinned "sex it's actually really great, isn't it?" "more than it usually is" "so, are you saying that I'm pretty good in bed?" she laughed "you satisfy me, more than the other boys I had slept with" "is it includes Luke?" she smiled "well, I don't remember a lot, but I think so" he grinned at her. Luke and she had already banged a few years ago at some random party, both wasted. Calum knew that and didn't care 'old shit' he thought.

"HEY, LUKE!" "WHAAAATTT?" "SHE SAID SEX WITH ME IS BETTER THAN WITH YOU!" she blushed "Calum!" "damn it!" Luke mumbled more to himself "HEY, CAL!" "HUM?" "SUCK ME!" "I WISH TO, BUT I WILL BE BUSY DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T WHEN HAD THE CHANCE!" Luke laughed out loud and showed to Calum a middle finger. He actually made his bestie come over and over, at the point she thought he had a magic wand instead of a penis, but Calum didn't need to know. Luke winked at her before put his focus on the grill again, she nodded in thanks "did you guys stopped to talk about my orgasms?" "yes, babe" he pulled her legs to his waist and cupped her bum and kissed her, a calm and delicious kiss "want to go to the bedroom and let me put in practice what we were talking about?" "Do you really want to?" "More than you can imagine" "'re you sure?" he whispered at her ear "my handjobs are not like yours" he teased what made her get off his arms and went out of the pool. She pulled his wrist indicating to him to made his way out of the pool to follow her "good night boys" "good night!" Calum smiled at them that was making obscene gestures "yes, we are going to bang and you are not!" she laughed what made the boys stop and focus on another thing. Already in the bedroom Calum was laying in the bed where she said to he waits, she came out of the bathroom and she climbed the mattress to stay at his top "hey, gorgeous" "Cal, if you have to hand job yourself earlier, why you suggested me to leave?" "I was avoiding sex" "why?" "I was avoiding have great moments with you." "Because...?" "I was afraid of fall for you. Don't know about your feelings for me and I am afraid to discover" "I like you a lot" "do you?" "I really do. Wished that you asked me to be yours before" he smiled "I wanted too" "fear makes us do things that we don't want to" "yes" "hope you're not afraid of making me cum" she teased and he squeezed her hips, she kissed he and untied her bikini top "I lie. Don't like you a lots" he widened his eyes "I love you" "love me?" "Yeah. Love everything on you." "It doesn't mean that you love me" "it does" she kissed his neck, his jaw, his lips that tasted like beer "love everything single piece of you. If you puzzle it all together it's you" he smiled "how can you love me?" "ask myself the same every day" he giggled and kissed her again, this time teasing.

She untied the bikini bottom letting him feels how wet she was "fuck" "yes, fuck" they kissed again and again, hot and despaired for each other, he stopped the kiss and she looked at him confused "I'm waiting for an answer" she rolled her eyes but answered he the same way "love you because it's you" he smiled and for the first time let himself fall for her "love you too" he mumbled and she continued the kiss before he took off his swimming short and gave to her want she wanted, what they wanted, 'cause now was not she, was not he, but they.

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Obey Me! One Master to Rule Them All! Fanfic #3

Garlic Tomato Bisque

(MC x Levi) (MC x Lucifer) (fluff, comedy) (mild language?) [inspired by one of the boys’ D.D.D. Chats where Lucifer was sick]

By: @cynergy-laughter

Word Count: 4,187

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You really liked Lucifer, besides all the drama that happened between you two, he was a very sweet, dependable, charming guy. A bit of a sadist yes, but adoring. But now, you hear that Lucifer was sick, in bed, so that’s why he wasn’t at breakfast right now.

“Pfftt Hahahaha! Lucifer is sick?! Oh my gosh, this is too rich!” Mammon chuckles over his food.

“But Lucifer never gets sick, I don’t even think he’s had a cough.” Asmo said, frowning. “I guess there’s a first time for everything…”

“Just knowing that our brother, our eldest brother, is so vulnerable right now… it… shakes me…” Satan said, balling up his fist.

“Yeah, with mirth. You and Mammon are probably the ones taking the most joy in seeing Lucifer suffer…” Belphegor pointed out, “Not that it isn’t interesting to see our brother in such a state… interesting and worrying.”

“And on top of that, Beel is standing guard over Lucifer, it’s both adorable, and sad… to have the second youngest brother protect you… it’s entertaining all on its own.” Mammon snickered as he kept on eating his breakfast.

“Mammon, let’s not forget, Beel works out because of how much he eats, he could twist you into a pretzel and eat you if he wanted to.” You pointed out, making Mammon gulp a bit while Asmo straight up laughed.

“Ahahaha! Chalk one up for [MC]!” He giggled. “But Lucifer’s lucky we’re having a weekend off, otherwise he’d have to miss student council meetings.”

“Well, I’m gonna be playing my game if anyone needs me, which I doubt.” Leviathan said, finishing his breakfast, and getting up.

“Uh-uh-uh, Levi, you are on dishwashing duty this morning.” Satan reiterated. “Dishes, then you can go up to your room.” Earning a groan from Levi.

Soon, everyone finished breakfast, while Asmo and Satan went to go and deliver the leftovers to Beel standing in front of Lucifer’s bedroom door.

But while you were heading back to your room, you couldn’t help but think about Lucifer sick in bed. You wanted to do something for him, and then an idea occurred to you. You headed for the kitchen where Levi was still washing dishes and you looked in the fridge.

“Beel, shouldn’t you be watching over Lucifer’s room? Oh, [MC], it’s you… you come to laugh at my failed attempt to get out from doing the dishes?” Levi said, turning around.

“No, I was just seeing what we have, I was gonna make something for Lucifer for lunch.” You say.

“What? You do know Lucifer is sick, right… like if it’s a cold strong enough for someone like him to catch, you might catch something stronger if you catch it…” Levi tried to warn you.

“Well, he’s not gonna be visited by anyone if everyone is so scared of catching it… I wanna help him feel better.” You say, “I’m thinking about making him soup… but I know it won’t be enough…”

“Well… I heard that Beel’s gonna be taste testing anything that is for Lucifer.” Levi said.

“Yeah, I figured I would make Beel some too…” you trailed off and then you got an idea… “My grandmother’s famous garlic tomato bisque, and a patty melt, with 3 cheeses…” you say with a smile.

Levi blinked. “Patty melt?”

“It’s like a hamburger, but make it grilled cheese style…” you explain.

“Oh… oh wow… that sounds pretty good actually…” Levi said, “something that sounds so normie… sounds delicious.”

“Do you know if Lucifer has any allergies, or does he not like beef?” You asked, excited.

“Umm, not that I know of… I’ve seen him eating steak before…” Levi thought about it. “I think…”

“Close enough! I’m gonna make him and Beel a get-well lunch they will never forget!” You say clenching your fists. You then turn to Levi who seemed to be sneaking away. “Levi! I need your help. Would you come shopping for the ingredients with me?”

“W-What?! Why me? I have streams to do today!” Levi leaned back a bit because you were so close to him.

“Please? I really need your help, I’ll owe you some game time, it’s been a while since we did a livestream together.” You say, you held your hands together pleadingly. “If you help me, I’ll make you your own patty melt too…” now you tried bargaining.

Levi blinked. “W-What? You think I would wanna try one of your weird meat grilled cheeses? Just how old do you think I am?” Levi grumbled, folding his arms and turning his head away from you.

You frowned and sighed. “Okay… I understand… I guess I can ask Belphie or Asmo if they want to go food shopping…” you said as you turned to go and find Belphie or Asmo, when you were suddenly stopped by an exasperation from behind you.

“W-Wait! Gosh, don’t you know a dramatic pause when you see it? U-Umm… Will I get to be the first one to try one of your patty melts?” Levi blushed a bit as he crossed his arms and looked down.

You gave a small smile and held his hands, looking into his eyes. “I promise you’ll have the first melt I make.”

Levi blushes more as he was sharing this tender… normie… moment with you. He pulled his hands away in a huff. “Well, I guess I can spare some time and get to gaming later tonight… but next time, you’re gonna be helping me with a video game release livestream.”

“Deal! Alright, let’s get ready to get shopping to get ready to cook!” You say triumphantly as you grabbed Levi’s hand and rushed out the door with him.

-One Grocery Shopping Montage Later-

You spent a good amount of time shopping for the ingredients, you were happy that Levi had agreed to help you, you weren’t sure how helpful Asmo would have been, but you also knew that Belphie would have slumped down and took a nap while you began cooking. But there was a reason why you wanted someone to really help, and why Levi would be perfect for this.

“I also need a witness, a documenter of sorts.” You said as you put the groceries down on the counter.

“A documenter?” Levi rose an eyebrow.

“Well, this morning, Mammon and Satan were talking pretty mercilessly about Lucifer… I don’t know about Satan, but I wouldn’t put it past Mammon to try and sabotage this and make Lucifer more sick…” You explained.

“Well, in the group chat, Satan was talking about a book about poisons for demons…” Levi said, “So, I wouldn’t put it past either of them…”

“Now that you put it that way, I definitely need you to be my witness. I’m counting on you, Lord of Shadows,” you said, smiling to Levi.

Levi blushes and smiles, “You can count on me, Henry!” He said, clenching his fist, “I’ll go get my camcorder!” He said, heading on upstairs.

You smile as you took out one of your notebooks, and you flipped to a page that had your grandmother’s garlic tomato bisque recipe in. You learned your cooking directly from your grandmother on your father’s side, and she had helped you to keep her recipes alive. She always used to say that her ancestor’s cooking was like a love letter, it had a beautiful presentation, and was full of emotion in every part from beginning to end. You just hoped you could translate the recipe well without her this time. Suddenly, you jumped a bit, feeling a hand around your waist, and someone was pulling you in close.

“What’cha reading? Grandma’s Garlic Tomato Bisque?” Mammon read over your shoulder to which you closed the book.

“Mammon! Don’t do that!” You held your notebook over your chest.

“Heh, sorry, so, what’s all this? You making lunch or something?” Mammon asked, picking up some of the ingredients.

“As a matter of fact… yes, I thought about it, and I wanna make everyone lunch.” You say, “I’m making Patty Melts and my Grandma’s Garlic Tomato Bisque.” He said.

“Patty Melt?” Mammon asked, leaning on the counter, “Excuse me for living but what is that?”

“Picture a hamburger cooked like grilled cheese.” Levi said from the doorway of the kitchen, holding his camcorder.

“Oh? Well then, can’t wait to try it. You will let me know when it’s ready? You know, cause I am your first guy.” Mammon said, trying to get a rise out of Levi.

“Actually, I promised Levi he would be the one to have my first patty melt.” You said, earning a smirk from Levi, and a stunned look from Mammon.

“Ha! Now I don’t regret doing the dishes.” Levi smirked.

“No! No! I asked you to switch dishwashing shifts with me, I demand we switch back!” Mammon growled. “It should be me in your position!”

“You don’t get to change the game when it’s convenient for you! And plus, I got [MC] owing me a hangout day~. So that’s what you get for pawning off your duties!” Levi smirked back.

“Levi… the camcorder?” You ask as Levi set the camcorder up and pressed record on it as he continued the insult match with Mammon.

You sigh and shake your head as you began to start your cooking, starting with the forming and seasoning of the burger patties, making sure they were shaped like ovals so they would fit on the wide bread slices you had. All while you were cooking, you felt someone watching you, and felt someone’s warmth behind you, which you figured out was one of the other brothers, but you were too busy focusing on the patties that you didn’t acknowledge whomst was behind you.

“... And that’s why your feet stink!” Levi fired at Mammon. “They stink so bad, you got a Venus fly trap hacking!”

“Oh those are fightin’ words, your feet stink so bad, when you take your shoes off, the flies die!” Mammon growled as he got into Levi’s face.

“Could you two take your stinky feet somewhere else? [MC]’s trying to cook.” Satan said calmly as he was standing right behind you as you worked on prepping the soup.

“O-Oh… right, sorry [MC]…” Mammon said as he began to leave the kitchen.

“Oh! I’m sorry, Satan…” Levi shied away, following Mammon out the kitchen.

It only took a few seconds before the footsteps came rushing back into the kitchen.

“SATAN?!?!” Both Mammon and Levi shouted in unison.

“You two really are idiots. Letting [MC] cook all by themself while you’re having a little insult fest.” Satan said, smirking, trying not to laugh as he had almost got them to leave.

“You’re the one just standing behind [MC] just watching them cook!” Mammon growled.

Levi realized that they were in the presence of the last two people they wanted in the kitchen right now, so he had to be diligent. “Y-yeah! If you’re gonna be in the kitchen, you’re gonna have to do something to help with lunch.”

“Like saying how badly both of your feet stink?” Satan turned to them crossing his arms.

“THEY DON’T STINK!!” Both Mammon and Levi shouted again. It was at this point of your cooking that you had enough, you hadn’t even started on the bisque yet, and the three of them were standing around having a quarrel.

“ALL OF YOU!” You shout, causing them to turn their attention to you. “I’m already done shaping and seasoning the patties, and I need to start making the soup, if none of you are going to help me, then I need you all to leave the kitchen.”

Mammon, Levi and Satan looked taken aback, they didn’t see this side of MC before.

“Well, I wanna help, what do you want me to do?” Levi asked, walking up to you.

“H-Hey, I wanna help too!” Mammon followed Levi.

“... You know, if you didn’t make a pact with anyone here, you probably would have been in danger of getting hurt…” Satan began, “But… I guess we aren’t earning your cooking if we didn’t help… So you’re making tomato bisque? That’s pretty ambitious, especially for a house of seven.”

“Well, this is my grandma’s recipe, and I wanted to give a lunch that warms the heart as well as your mouth.” You said, softening your smile as you recruited two more brothers to help cook. “I wanna keep my family’s recipes alive.”

“Ah… that is noble of you. Well, I can start chopping the vegetables.” Satan said, smiling.

“Yeah, I’ll start cutting the cheese for the patty melts.” Levi said.

“Umm, I can start buttering the bread, and cook the patties!” Mammon said as the boys started getting everything ready.

It warmed your heart to see that you all were working together. You felt like the head chef, supervising the next three eldest brothers after Lucifer, and you all came together to show how you made the garlic tomato bisque. Eventually, you cooked the patties and started to make them melts.

“Thank you all so much for this… I really do appreciate your help, by the way, Mammon, Satan? Could you go and tell Belphie and Asmo that lunch will be ready shortly?” You asked.

“Why can’t Levi do it?” Mammon asked.

“Because I’m trusting you with this task, Mammon. And you too, Satan.” You replied, smiling.

“Understood, come on.” Satan said, walking out of the kitchen, with Mammon.

You smile and look at Levi. “Thank you so much, I think they were pretty behaved, but check the footage, just to be safe.”

“Of course. Oh, and don’t forget that the first melt and soup bowl is mine.” Levi mentioned as he began to play it back.

You kept your eye on Levi’s patty melt, not wanting to flip it too late or too soon. And at the first flip over, it was a delightfully toasted brown. “Yes!”

Levi smiles as he saw the joy on your face, but then as he played back the video, he noticed you had only made 7 patties… it should have been 8… were you not gonna make one for yourself?

“Oh Levi, here you go, fresh and a perfect toasted brown and cut in half, I hope you like it.” You say, handing him his sandwich and the bowl of garlic tomato bisque.

“Oh wow, it looks so good… thank you, [MC]!” Levi said, closing the camcorder. “And you’re in luck, I didn’t see any sabotaging, but maybe taste the bisque before you try it…”

“Oh right…” you said as you went over to the bisque and tasted it, and you got transported back to when you were sick in bed, and your grandma made you this soup. It made you fall asleep easier, and helped you feel better the next day. You remembered going down to grandma’s kitchen and giving her the biggest hug, cause you felt the best you had felt in your life.

“Hey… [MC]? What’s wrong?” Levi asked, lowering his head to meet your eyes, which he grew misty.

“H-Huh? O-Oh nothing… It just… tastes just like how grandma made it…” you shook your head and wiped your eyes.

“Well, now I’m sold and I haven’t even eaten yet.” Levi smiles, “By the way, how are you going to get past Beel with those sandwiches? He’s eating anything that comes in for Lucifer…”

“Well, I’m gonna cook Lucifer’s and Beel’s at the same time, but then, I’ll cut them both in half, and swap out one of the halves for another. So Lucifer can have some of Beel’s, Beel can have some of Lucifer’s, and They’ll both still have a whole sandwich.” You explained. “And I can show the footage to Beel to back it up.”

Levi blinked, surprised that you thought it through. “It’s pretty scary that you are this thorough… I don’t think even Satan is that thorough…”

You blush and chuckle. “Well, go and eat, everyone will be down soon.” You say, nodding as you shoo Levi off. Eventually, one by one you cooked the patties and grilled cheese’d them, and served them with bisque to brothers who also came down. Soon, you made the last two at the same time, cooking them side by side while the camcorder recorded you. You finally made a beautiful presentation, two halves of each sandwich indicated by ornate toothpicks, two colored red, and two colored orange surrounding but not touching the bowl of garlic tomato bisque. You put it on a tray and made your way up toward Lucifer’s room, where Beel stood guard.

“Oh, [MC]. How are… what is that?” Beelzebub said, giving you a smile, but then it dropped into longing. You swear you could hear his stomach growling.

“Oh, I made everyone lunch, and I made one for you and Lucifer.” You explained. “Four cheese patty melt with garlic tomato bisque, and water with lemon slices because… hydration.” You listed, giving a smile

“... You do know I gotta eat both because of Mammon and Satan. Right?” Beel asked, frowning with an eyebrow raised.

“Well, not necessarily, I cut the sandwiches in half, and swapped the left halves, the soup was made in the same pot and I tasted it. I have recorded footage as well. And even though Mammon and Satan helped, Levi and I made sure that nothing wrong happened.” You say.

Beel blinks, and took one of the plates offered to him and began to eat the sandwiches, he nodded impressed, and then dipped a half of the sandwich into the soup and his eyes widened in joy. “I need more of this soup… and this… patty melt… it’s like grilled cheeseburger… [MC]... I didn’t know you could cook this good…”

You blush as you saw Beel enjoying it so much. Suddenly, Beel opened the door. “Lucifer, [MC] made you lunch, you’ve gotta try it!” He said into the room.

“... Send him in.” Was all you heard.

“Go on in, I’m gonna see if there’s more.” Beel said, running off excitedly to the kitchen.

“There’s more soup, but there’s no more… beef…” you called out but stopped halfway because Beel was already gone. You went into Lucifer’s room, closing the door behind you.

“[MC]... what’s this I heard about you making food?” Lucifer asked from his bed in his dimly lit room, he sounded like he was suffering. He had never had a cold before, and it must have come as a shock.

“Oh, I wanted to help you feel better, so I made you a patty melt, which is basically a grilled cheese-burger, and some of my grandma’s garlic tomato bisque. She made me this when I was younger whenever I felt sick. And I always felt better after.” You said, sitting down on the bed next to Lucifer.

“Oh… I appreciate it, but I heard that Mammon and Satan helped you make it… I hope you understand…” Lucifer said, solemnly.

“Well, I served everyone else before serving you, and I don’t think Mammon and Satan would have eaten something they sabotaged.” You explained. “Please? I’ve been worried about you all day ever since I heard you were sick this morning…”

Lucifer looked at you and his face softened. “Well, if you insist that nothing’s wrong… it does smell good… although I’m not a fan of greasy food…”

“Don’t worry, the grease adds flavor to the bread, here…” you gave Lucifer a fork and knife, to which he started laughing.

“You know me so well.” Lucifer said, smiling, as he took the utensils and began to cut into it.

“You just strike me as the kind of person to eat everything with a fork and knife, you’re not exactly a hands-on eater… oh, and if you want, try dipping the bites you cut into the bisque.”

“... Well maybe I’ll try them separately first before marrying them.” Lucifer said as he was given a spoon as well and began to eat his soup. “Ooh… and you said this was your grandmother’s recipe? Your grandmother knows her flavors, this is delicious!”

“Oh good, I’m glad you like it…” you sighed in relief.

“I don’t like it, I love it…” Lucifer said, smiling at you, “Your grandmother would be very proud of you...”

You blush as you start to feel pretty warm yourself, it felt like Lucifer was holding your hand, or holding you close even though he continued to eat.

After Lucifer has finished his food and his water, he smiled at you, and slightly sniffles.

“Thank you for such a delicious lunch, [MC]. And thank you for such great company… didn’t you make some for yourself?” Lucifer asked, tilting his head.

“Oh you’re welcome! And no, I had a taste of the bisque, and I think that Beel might have eaten the rest of the soup… I’m just glad that you all had yours.” You say, shaking your head.

“I see… I suggest you eat as well, after all, you made us all lunch, you should enjoy your cooking as well.” Lucifer said, holding your hand. “You deserve yours.”

You blush and smile. “I will, don’t worry… now get some rest, and give me a message if you need anything else, okay?”

“Of course, I hope I feel better fast.” Lucifer said, but before you left, you went over and gave him a kiss on his forehead before leaving his room. Lucifer was blushing now, “Heh… I hope I feel better for your sake…” he said after you had already left.

You came out of the bathroom a few minutes after leaving Lucifer’s room to wash your hands, and your lips. Levi was right, you didn’t want to catch the Common Cold 2.0: The Sequel. You smile as you walk back down to the kitchen, and pull out your D.D.D. You were about to call for delivery when you went to the kitchen and you heard;

“Surprise!” The other brothers said as you gasp and almost drop your D.D.D. Mammon was holding up another patty melt while Levi held a bowl of what looked to be fresh garlic tomato bisque.

“W-Wha? What is this?” You ask, going up to them, not sure what to say.

“Well, Beel went Gaga for your soup, and he finished it off.” Belphie said as he pat Beel’s back as Beel blushed and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

“I’m sorry, it was so good…” Beel said, biting his lip.

“And Levi noticed that you didn’t make a patty for yourself, so, he naturally told us, and we decided to go and get the ingredients to make YOU your lunch to us~.” Asmo winked.

“I-I just thought it wasn’t fair for you to make us lunch and not get your own lunch to enjoy…” Levi blushes a bit, looking down.

“You left your notebook in the kitchen so we kind of looked through it… sorry for snooping around your things… but we made you some fresh bisque as well.” Satan said, smiling.

“I hope this is up to your standards, and I hope we did your grandmother’s recipe proud…” Mammon said.

“Yeah, even though Mammon suggested we make this and make a market out of it.” Belphie smirked at Mammon.

You didn’t even hear what Mammon said to that because you were touched that the brothers had come together to make lunch for you. You smile sweetly and took the dishes from the brothers, set them down on the kitchen island and gave them all a hug.

“Thank you, all of you. You don’t know how much this means to me… thank you all so much! Especially you, for all of your help today, Levi…” you said, giving Levi a kiss on his cheek.

“Wha-WhoooOOOOAAA!! What was that for?!” Levi blushed madly.

“H-Hey! Why did Levi get a kiss?!” Mammon’s eyes widened and bared his teeth.

“Cause no one wants to kiss you, scummy Mammon~.” Asmo teased.

“No one asked you Fifty Shades of Pink!” Mammon growled. “And everyone wants a piece of The Great Mammon!”

“Yes, especially those three witches you still owe a debt to.” Satan smirks.

“You know what Satan, I’m getting sick and tired of your mouth, you always got something smart to say!” Mammon stepped up to Satan.

“Well someone has to cut through the idiocy that comes out of your mouth.” Satan crossed his arms.

Belphie snuck your food to you from behind their fussing. “You’d better eat while Beel doesn’t try to grab it.” He said, winking at you.

You smile and head to your seat in the dining hall, and you chuckle as heard them fighting as you are carefully.

“You know what?! I don’t need to take this from someone whose feet stink!” You heard Mammon throw out.

“What does that have to do with anything, Mammon?” Beel asked.

“My feet don’t stink!” Satan growls. “And that statement is irrelevant to the topic at hand, and is proving my point!”

You chuckle a bit louder as you try to calm yourself down to continue eating. “Oh I love it here… Never a dull moment with these brothers…

[nerdbee]

Sunshine and Shadows-Chapter 6

Will was playing cards with Mitchell and Jake, but his thoughts were with Nico. Sure, he’d seemed happy enough, but he wondered if he was rushing him, even though a meal outside was something that he’d promised him.

Mitchell made a little noise of glee as he won his sixth game in a row, and turned to the other two. He was wearing a long sleeved t-shirt under some black dungarees with a pair of black and white Vans, and his ear sported a small diamond stud.

“Another game?”

Will shook his head, grabbing his jacket off the back of his chair.

“Nah, it’s roundabout time for dinner. I’ve got some stuff to do in the infirmary beforehand.”

Shrugging his jacket on, he went down the stairs of Cabin 9,and out the door, waving at Harley and Shane, the latter of which was holding a sheet of celestial bronze steady as the former enthusiastically bashed it into shape.

Outside, camp was busy with demigods lingering around, chatting on their way to dinner. As Will headed to the infirmary, he was waved over by a rather concerned-looking Malcolm.

The son of Athena was looking worriedly in the direction of the area behind his cabin as Will caught up with him.

“It’s not another spider, is it?”

Will asked. Last time Malcolm had looked so worried was when a spider had been found on his pillow, and he’d nervously asked Will to remove it. Unfortunately, Annabeth had gone to ask for help from Cabin 9, and so before Will could catch it in a glass and let it go outside, the spider (and Malcolm’s pillow) had been destroyed by Harley’s flamethrower. Will was eager for that to never happen again. Later on. The spider was found to have been snuck in by Travis Stoll, who was only caught because he was laughing so much.

When Malcolm shook his head to confirm that there was not a spider, Will curiously went round the back of the cabin. He immediately saw why Malcolm had been so concerned.

“Well, Clovis sure does have weird dreams.”

Lying on the grass behind the Athena Cabin, was a cat. Alright, it could have come from anywhere, except for the fact that it was blue. Will turned back to Malcolm, who had approached behind him and was regarding the cat apprehensively.

“Well, I think Percy will like it.”

He quipped. Will carefully leant down and scooped up the cat. It stared up at him with big curious eyes, but didn’t make a fuss. He decided to take it to the infirmary and put it in one of the back rooms while he was at dinner, then sort out something a bit more appropriate for it afterwards. He said goodbye to Malcolm, before going to get Nico and drop off the cat.

In the infirmary, most of the patients were either dozing or eating food on the trays provided for them.Cecil had been discharged, so the bed next to Nico was empty. Will drew back the curtains to reveal Nico, who had at some point changed into the shirt Will had gotten him. As predicted, it looked good on him.

Nico looked baffled by the purring bundle of blue fluff in Will’s arms.

“It’s one of Clovis’ dreams”

Will explained. Nico came over and gave the cat a little pat on the head. Will placed the blue feline in his arms as he prepared some blankets in an empty back room. They left the sleepy kitty there, closing the door on their way out to dinner. Kayla waved to them as they left.

✧✧✧

The dining pavilion was buzzing with noise when the two boys arrived. Almost immediately they were approached by a grinning Jason and Percy.

“Hey, Nico, come and sit with us The Big Three kids are allowed to all sit together because otherwise we’d be all sad and lonely. Except Thalia. She sits with the Hunters because she’s scary.”

Will looked at Percy, amused, although he had to admit that the Hunters were mildly terrifying. He looked anxiously over at Nico, remembering the fate of his sister, but the son of Hades wasn’t showing any outward signs of distress. Will just hoped he wasn’t inwardly distressed either.

He waved goodbye as the two excitable boys dragged Nico to the Poseidon table, the shorter boy between them as they chatted away. Will turned to head for the Apollo table and squeezed in next to Austin, who was looking on in disgust as Lillie tucked into a burger. For someone so small and innocent, she practically attacked her meat at every mealtime. Will had sometimes found himself wondering whether she was really a hyena in disguise.

He laughed,

“You know, she probably feels the same way about what you’re eating.”

Austin looked down, confused at his brown rice and kale. Unlike most people who would eat kale, Austin wasn’t really a health enthusiast; he just, for reasons Lillie could never seem to figure out, genuinely liked it.

Will suddenly remembered,

“Oh, by the way, don’t open the door to backroom 3. There’s one of Clovis’ dreams in it. It’s a blue cat.”

Austin seemed to find this less concerning than the piano, and just simply said,

“Percy will like it if it’s blue”

Will looked across the pavilion to see Percy eating bright blue spaghetti, as Nico looked mildly disgusted. Although, he couldn’t be too disgusted, considering the fact that he was laughing at a comment Jason had just made.

“You know, you’re the second person who’s told me that, and I have a feeling that you’re right; I think I’ll show him it later.”

He carefully broke off a bit of fish with his fork, before nibbling the edge of it. Austin snorted.

“You’re always so dainty when you’re eating.”

he said with a mouthful of rice. Will cringed at the sight. It was a natural reflex; his grandma was a stickler for manners, especially at the table. The first time Will had eaten pizza with a knife and fork at camp, Travis Stoll had laughed so hard, juice came out of his nose.

Will snuck another peek at the Poseidon table, where Percy and Jason were trying to recreate the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp. They were… interesting, but Will was happy that they clearly cared about being friends with Nico and treating him well.

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[maybeimamuppet]

we’re also doing this again!! on mother’s day i published a list of quotes from a series of books my grandfather wrote, specifically from the one about what it was like for him and my grandmother raising my dad and his siblings. the whole book is mainly composed of letters my grandma wrote between 1950 or so to 1985, roughly. this part is from roughly 1966-1985. PART TWO HERE WE GO

also it gets interesting here because they’re older in this bit, so we get introduced to a few of their partners. so, in birth order we have [auntie 1] [auntie 2] [uncle 1] [uncle 2] and [father] to protect identities. we also have [uncle 3] who married [auntie 1] and [uncle 4] who married [auntie 2]

-“Sunday morning [father] squirted insect repellent into his mouth. … Nothing happened, though. I don’t think he had more than a mouthful because he was spitting like a bugger when we found him.”

-“the other morning i heard a conversation coming from [auntie 2]’s bedroom (she was no older than eight, here). I thought she was talking to one of the boys but when I asked, she said, ‘I’m debating with myself whether or not we should abolish the electoral college.’”

-“[uncle 2] capped it all off by punching his fist through the back storm door because [auntie 2] wouldn’t let him out. (he was about four here)”

-“[grandfather] says he knows more about earthworms than he’d care to admit.”

-“it sounds as though we have a sick cow in the boys’ room. [uncle 2] is learning to play the trombone.”

-“it didn’t take long for us to learn that a squirrel is smaller than a cat.”

-[girlfriend] seems to think a lot of [uncle 2], which is what his fragile ego needs right now.”

-“at 20 to six, [uncle 3] called with the all-time classic excuse: ‘i’m going to be late. they just brought in an elephant, and we’re trying to figure out what to do with it.’”

-“i told [uncle 2] he should find a place to sit down if he feels faint, but he said, ‘mom, it’s not cool to sit down. you’re supposed to just faint.’ i hope hes kidding.”

-“[father] and his rock group, Marauder, made their debut Thursday night. The drummer went through the head of his snare drum, broke off the piece of metal that holds the cymbals, and broke something important on the bass drum, but other than that the performance went pretty well.”

-“he brought back the biggest steer horns he could find in tijuana.”

and now to my granddad’s reflections, from 2002:

-“i know i did some things that should have brought a swift response. i remember the time when i was five year old and for reasons i don’t remember gave my aunt a solid punch in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her.”

“[uncle 1] had finished his hamburger, as much of it as he wanted, about half. to let us know he was done and ready to go on to the next activity, he wound up and pitched the burger-missile forward, passed the girls, passed my head, and unerringly smack against my milkshake which was perched on the dashboard.”

-“[father]’s experience with the police was a little more involved.”

-“one snapshot shows us at a campsite in Vermont. A long rope trails through the picture, one end attached to a tree, the other to [father].”

-“[father] had to be accounted for, or he would be off into the woods. but he didn’t mind his tether, except when he wound the rope around the tree, pinning himself in place, and couldn’t move.”

[oboevallis]

Amelia is pregnant again and she and link decide not to tell anyone yet but they go to have lunch with Links parents and then they notice something and Maureen tells Link she knows because of the symptoms Amelia has

the mariners game

thank you so much for the prompt i really appreciate it!!! i hope it’s alright i incorporated this prompt into my unexpected series, i hope everyone’s doing well and staying safe

“Mom! Your not ready?” Scout exclaimed as his mother tiredly came down the stairs.

“Huh? For what?” Amelia asked rubbing her eye.

“We’re going to the Mariners game with Grandma and Grandpa!” Scout reminded his mother.

“If your too tired I’ll just take the kids, we’re meeting my parents there anyway so you don’t have to worry.” Link told her as he washed the dishes from breakfast. He knew she hadn’t slept well the night before, this pregnancy her morning sickness had been active at night.

“No, I want to go. Just give me a minute to get ready.” Amelia told him sleepily as she made her way back up the stairs. Once Link had finished the dishes he went upstairs to find his wife.

“Are you sure you want to go?” He asked leaning on the doorway to their bathroom.

“Yeah, I’m sure. Scouts been so excited for this, it’s all he’s been able to talk about. I don’t even feel sick right now, just sleepy. I’ll probably sleep in the car anyway, there’s always terrible traffic on game days.”

“Hmm, your favorite part.” Link smirked, Amelia didn’t necessarily have road rage but she was very impatient when it came to traffic. He went behind her and wrapped his arms around her.

“Have your told your parents about the baby yet?” Amelia asked as she brushed through her hair.

“No I haven’t. Should I of already done it?”

“No, I mean it’s still early. We haven’t told anyone, and we shouldn’t of even told the kids.”

“Well you had to make it clear we couldn’t have a dog.” Link smirked once seeing his wife roll her eyes

“No one in this house will let me live that down will they? The dog had an owner!”

“I know I’m just messing with you. You really can’t take a joke can you?”

“I can take a joke.” Amelia defensively stated.

“Not while your pregnant you can’t.” He immediately regretted him statement once he saw the look his wife gave him.

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Link looked over to see his wife fast asleep next to him. He knew she couldn’t of been comfortable sleeping in the car, and he felt guilty for not making her stay home.

“Dad? Do you think the Mariners are gonna win today?” Scout asked anxiously, the team hadn’t been doing great this season.

“I hope so, it’s gonna be a tight one. Especially with our star player out.” He had heard all about the players injury from Nico as he wanted his expertise, but they were optimistic he’d be back in play soon.

“I still don’t get the object of the game.” Addison admitted as she heard her father and brother talk about baseball.

“I think the word your looking for is objective. And your vocabulary has been so good, I’m really proud of you.”

“Benny uses a lot of big words. His dad is a English professor so he uses a lot of big words, so Benny has been teaching me.”

“That’s nice of him.” Link smiled, he was so happy his daughter had made a friend.

“Dad.” Addison whispered leaning closer to her fathers seat. “When we go to the baseball game can we get nachos?”

“Sure.” The girls father whispered back. “Why are we whispering?”

“Because mommy’s sleeping.”

“Why’s mom sleeping?” Scout interjected leaning forward to see if his mother was actually sleeping.

“Because she’s sleepy, she didn’t sleep much last night.” Link answered his son.

“She’ll be awake for the game right? It’s very important she watches the game with us, she’s gonna love baseball once she sees it in person.”

“I’ve been trying to get her to love baseballs for years, I just don’t think it’s gonna happen bud.” Link chuckled. “But she loves watching us enjoy baseball, her absolute favorite thing is seeing you kids happy.”

“Well I’m sure I can convince her, I’m her favorite.” Scout smiled.

“No your not.” Addison quickly said, offended with her brother. “I’m moms favorite.”

“Your mother doesn’t have favorites.” Link firmly stated before the conversation escalated.

“Dad, everyone has favorites.” Scout blatantly stated. “Moms my favorite, what about you Addie?”

“My favorite is mom too.”

“So mom is both of your favorites, not me?” Link faked jealousy, both of the kids were attached to their mother and he couldn’t blame them.

“Mommy is my favorite because she gives the best cuddles.” Addison admitted, looking to her brother for his answer.

“No she doesn’t. Dad gives the best hugs.” Scout defended his father.

“Scout’s right your dad does give the best hugs.” Amelia confessed she had woken up a couple of minutes ago, but she was entertained by the conversation so she kept quiet.

“Who’s your favorite mom?” Addison asked.

“I don’t have favorites.”

“What about you dad?” Addison asked realizing she wasn’t going to get anywhere with her mother

“Hmm.” Link seemed to contemplate this for a moment. “I’ve gotta say your mom.”

“You are ridiculous Atticus Lincoln.” Link looked over to see his girlfriend grinning at him

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“We’re gonna lose this game aren’t we?” Scout asked his father and grandfather.

“I think they can pull it together.” Eric confessed on the edge of the seat. The Mariners were pitching at the moment.

“I’m going to the bathroom.” Amelia whispered to her husband before standing up.

“Where are you going mommy?” Addie asked realizing her mother was leaving.

“To the bathroom, do you need to go?”

“Nope.” Addison said turning her attention back to the game and leaned against her grandmother. “Are you bored?”

“Just a bit. I’ve been watching this game for years, your grandfather and father are big fans. So I’ve gotten used to it. It was more exciting when I got to see your dad play.”

“My dad played baseball?” Addie asked her father had never mentioned this to her, she had to remember to ask him about it.

“For a little bit when he was in high school, but I made him quit because it was too dangerous.” As this was true the real reason he had to quit was because his cancer had come back, and he was undergoing treatments. But she didn’t want to go into that with her granddaughter.

“That’s what mommy says, she doesn’t want Scout playing it and getting hurt.”

“How are you liking soccer?” The girls grandmother asked, she recalled her son telling about them enrolling her into soccer to help her socialize.

“Oh, I didn’t like it so my mom let me quit.”

“Well, do you have another activity that your interested in?”

“Nope.” Addie shook her head no. “There’s this book club at the library my friend showed me though.”

“That should be fun.” Maureen smiled happy to hear she was socializing, she knew how worried her son had been over it.

“They still haven’t scored?” Amelia asked as she came back sitting between her two children.

“Nope.” Scout popped the ‘p’. “They’re gonna lose.”

“Give them a chance they’ve got this.” Link optimistically smiled.

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“Can you believe they won?!” Scout exclaimed excitedly as the group walked into the burger place.

“I told ya.” Link smiled picking his son up.

“It was quite impressive.” Eric agreed as they sat down at the table. “I think the Mariners have a good chance at making the playoffs at least.”

“I hope so.” Scout toothily grinned. After everyone got their food and started eating, Maureen spoke up realizing the neurosurgeon wasn’t quite eating.

“You feeling okay Amelia?”

“Yeah I’m okay.” She forcefully smiled pushing the fries around her plate.

“You sure?”

“Yeah, I’m okay.” Link put his hand on his wife’s thigh in attempt to comfort her, knowing she was probably feeling nauseous at this time of the night.

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“You guys have made the best kids.” Maureen smiled as she stepped onto the porch where her son and daughter in law were.

“Thank you.” Amelia smiled as the woman sat next to her.

“It’s good that Addie is socializing. She’s told me she’s made a friend.”

“Yeah she has.” Link proudly smiled, he knew how much his daughter had struggled with making friends and was relieved she was starting to get more comfortable making friends. “She seems happier, she doesn’t get as overwhelmed when she’s put into a situation, but we’re still working on it.”

“Dad?” The three turned around to see Addison at the back door.

“Yes, sweetheart?”

“Can you tuck me in? I had a bad dream.”

“Of course.” He smiled picking his daughter up causing her to happily shriek.

“He’s the best dad.” Amelia said as she watched the pair walk back into the house.

“I’m so proud of him.” Maureen agreed, she was so happy she got to see her son be a father. She thought she’d never even see him grown up. The two sat in comfortable silence, listening to the noises around them until the older woman spoke up again. “When we’re you gonna tell me your pregnant again?”

“What?” Amelia asked her voice going an octave higher, but when realizing the woman believe her she confessed. “Yeah I am. It’s still early though.”

“Congratulations.” The woman smiled brightly excited to have another grandchild.

“Thanks.” Amelia basked in the slight breeze, she loved sitting outside to think. “How’d you know?”

“Your kidding right?” The woman laughed. “You were up nearly every twenty minutes at the baseball game to go to the bathroom, and at dinner I nearly thought you were going to throw up.”

“Yeah who was I kidding.” The neurosurgeon laughed along with her.

“Do the kids know?”

“Scouts over the moon excited, and Addie was upset at first but Scout’s helping her realize this is a good thing. He’s the best big brother.”

“He really is. Growing up my big brother meant everything to me.” Maureen confessed. “I think it’s one of the most important jobs.”

“It really is.” Amelia nodded think about her own brother who meant the world to her even if he wasn’t there anymore.

[extremelyblackandwhite]

Okaay you have me all soft for Lee 🥰. Sooo if you wanted to write this, how would he react to reader being pregnant?

mina this is making my baby fever return

i feel lee and y/n would not consider having a baby straight after their wedding, specially during re-elections and with y/n climbing up the job ladder

they did discuss it and both want a baby but they also wanna enjoy being married to each other, just the two of them for a little while 

y/n ends up getting pregnant a year and a half after their wedding straight by accident after she decided to show lee the lingerie given to her by the last company she created advertising for 

she would definitely not tell lee straightaway. y/n is a very rational person but also incredibly nervous so i see her going through the first month and not wanting to tell him afraid she might lose the baby or it might just be a false positive

she ends up deciding to tell lee she’s pregnant once she’s three months along. it wasn’t that she didn’t want to tell him, just after the first month she forgot with all her work load. she probably let it out by accident that she was pregnant.

“how was work, sugar?” “i think i hate chicken now.” “oh, ok. working for a chicken company?” “no, daniel from art department brought in a chicken sandwich and i swear it made me nauseous.” “must’ve been a disgusting sandwich” “i swear i don’t understand myself anymore. i am craving chicken burgers but i’m nauseous at chicken at the same time. i hate being pregnant” “you’re pregnant?” “yeah ... oh ... i forgot to tell you. yeah i am” “you’re pregnant and you didn’t tell me?” “i’m sorry darling, it’s just with the new playtex and heinz advertising, i just forgot.” “so you’re not joking?” “no. i am pregnant” 

lee is very protective of y/n while pregnant. he knows not a lot of people like him, scratch that, no people like him. he’s constantly afraid someone will try to hurt her.

he’ll follow her literally everywhere unless she is going to work. he will not admit it, but he’s very proud to walk around the grocery shop next to his pregnant wife who everyone thought would divorce him

y/n would mostly stay at home as she’s always tired but she purposely decides to go grocery shopping. why? she wants to be petty and ensure lee’s ex-wife sees she’s pregnant. ofc lee has noticed this.

“y/n, we can go grocery shopping tomorrow.” “nope, we’re going today” “jane already knows you’re pregnant” “it’s not because of jane” “your jealousy is showing, sugar” “i’m not jealous” “it’s adorable” “i’m not jealous”

y/n and lee taking. day off so they can paint the baby nursery until lee realises y/n has no ideas how to paint a room “sugar, sugar baby, that’s not how you do it” “yes it is” “you need to prime the walls first” “sounds unnecessary” “well our baby has to have the best room” “taylor from work said she can score us a free crib. one of those really cute ones with the white wood” “sounds great, sugar”

lee would definetely like to cuddle against y/n or lay by her side and flash his flashlight at her belly whenever the baby is kicking

“you almost have a tummy as big as mine now, sugar” “it’s so heavy, i’m so heavy. i’m heavy and bloated and tired” “just think in only a few months we’re gonna have a baby all our own” “lee ... have you ever considered maybe leaving knockemstiff?” “yeah, i mean, when you told me you were pregnant i was considering maybe moving out town, a bit closer so i can still work but ...” “i’ve checked and you can transfer to new york, they lost their sheriff a few months ago” “new york? sugar, that’s a long way” “things are different there, okay. a lot of girls work already and we get equal pay now. things here are not gonna change and i don’t want my daughter to just be someone’s wife” “you wanna go to new york, sugar?” “i’ve been offered a permanent position. i could be more than a copywriter, lee” “does that make you happy?” “you make me happy, lee. i’m just suggesting ... maybe it’s pregnancy brain” “you think i can actually be a sheriff?” “you’re a sheriff, lee” “a knockemstiff sheriff, it ain’t the same sugar” “i think you’ll even be better without these morons around” “new york huh” “yeah.” “ya know i’ve always wanted to see one of those broadway plays, sugar” “i made the calculations. we can still keep this house as a vacation home, we have my grandma’s investment and my great grandparents inheritance in new york which is good enough to buy us a great home” “well sugar, seems like we painted the room for no reason then” “yeah ... we did, didn’t we?” 

[futurewriter2000]

' There are a lot of things that remind me of you. More than things should make another person nostalgic, literally everything makes me nostalgic for you.

It's odd because I got over you but the bus rides remind me of you. The day you bought me a bus ticket and the way you laid your head on the bus window. Your hair were so greasy and you closed your eyes meanwhile I talked. The scene was like picked out from a movie and I remembered it since then. Every time I ride the bus, I sit on our designated seats and for one person, four seats are too much. It almost makes me feel selfish but I just grew attached to it. I remember you sitting across me or two seats next to me. I remember your ripped jeans, white and black, both pairs that you wore. I remember the bus station you waited on, and the path you walked me home on and your block... and the bus station near my block where we met to go out and the bus station I walked you to... and the bench we sat on... and I just remember so much of you that it still makes my eyes tear up.

I remember the conversations we had about horror movies and anime... and I remember how other conversations we had made right triangle and Pythagoras' theorem a thing for us. I remember conversations about having trust issues and when you had told me about your ex and a random girl, who stole your favorite bandana hoodie. I remember the water that you bought us that morning when we got high on the meadow and my shoes were covered in drawings of your cat you named Snow and the triangles, flowers... I cannot wear the grandma jacket I wore that day. Every time I spray myself with Dolce Gabbana The One parfume, it reminds me of you because I wore it for you. I remember how I couldn't climb the stupid wall because it was too high and we just spent laughing for five solid minutes. I remember you telling me that you loved my energy. That morning you sent me your plushie with wack eyes, your favorite hoodie, your plant... I came home with such a smile on my face- God, I told so many people about that day because it was like a movie. With you it was always like a movie.

I didn't know what was going through your head since then but something did because when I was working morning shifts, standing there completely asleep as I had no time for my coffee, you scared me half to death and laughed. People thought you and me had something... we did, actually. We did have something but nobody knew what, not even us. I don't know why but since that moment you started to push me away and I remember that so clearly for some odd reason.

I could say that it felt like a summer fling but it happened from November till March. Then in April... you just started disappearing and how can somebody just disappear? I beat myself sensless since then. Crying and crying and crying and crying because I lost somebody special but it wasn't just that. I believed that somehow you thought I wasn't good enough to be in your life... or funny enough or that I was just too weird for you- I don't know. I just felt I was losing my mind over you. That you just left without saying anything... not even a goodbye. You just disappeared.

I worked those night shifts without you and I sat at the same table we sat, we met, we talking about pencils, us drinking red-bulls (some days you bought them for us, some days I bought them for us), you trying coconut chips and judging me for it, me getting you pistachios, me making no sense with a story because you just listened and I got lost because nobody listened that much to me... I didn't know where to eat because we spent time everywhere in that place. The stupid heater and you standing there looking at it like you had seen God. The bench where I sat and you stood, smoking. Some days I woke up and even though you weren't there, I smelled it and I took such a deep breath of it because I missed you so much. You making no sense by asking me why I don't smoke. Which is saved in my drawer of our weird conversations about how to fall asleep if you cannot sleep, how some scenes in horror movies are actually funny instead of scary, throwing up while high- which reminds me of the day we went to get burgers for us three and I paid and you looked at me and were like so confused of why. Well, I like to give to my friends and that is who I considered you to be for all those months.

I should have seen the red flags thought. The mood swings you got out of the blue, the tired eyes and the way you snapped at me sometimes, the hot and cold energy, the way you invited us to spend New Years but bailed, the invite to your birthday party and you bailed even though all of us got you a birthday present already... you said only pistachios from me would be fine... I didn't take that at all. Some people told me to get you a ring and I thought that was a bit too weird. It might look like I was proposing to you and you always were curious of what I got you for your birthday. I feel like you still are at some point. I got you matching Rick and Morty bucket hats... and pistachios because you don't eat sweets.

God, there are so many memories that place me back in that time. You telling me to must watch that show... my mask getting stuck to my brand new piercing and you helping me get it off... every time it got stuck to my hair. It got stuck just this week again and I thought of you and a rush of memories came with that but I just brushed it off. They don't affect me like they would... like they did when you left, I was working the same place where I was that day we were by ourselves. You drew on my shoes, every time we went on a break, Maria- I hope you still remember her because I do and she was the sweetest person. The grandma sweater that I adore, now it always hangs in my closet. My parfume- and the duck tape- OH! And my uniform that I drew on that same day. The cereal that sucks by the way. You have a terrible taste in cereal, which reminds me that you promised me a chicken burger and I had never recieved it from you.

And then I quit because I was so lost without you. I quit and I spent a month and a half gathering myself together. And the first night after I quit there, I met a great guy but by the end of the night I still thought of you. That was when I needed to start the whole letting go of you process that was going quite well... up until I thought of you out of the blue when I was blending strawberries and banana. I have no clue how you popped into my head like that but you did at times but this time making a smoothie had no connections to you- so I thought that maybe you were heavily thinking of me. Since then, you had been on my mind all the time. I went back to work and it was weird at first but I was okay. I wasn't crying on the bus back home, that's for one. Which meant that I was a step further than I was before but I still wanted to see you. I still wanted to see just a peek of you that you were alive. Maybe at the bus station, maybe at the path, maybe somewhere in my town but... the only day I didn't take the bus, my co-worker said she saw you. And I was shocked at first and I was mad that the only time I didn't take the bus, I could see you. Then she said you didn't really look well and I got upset because if I hate something more than sea food, it's hearing that somebody I used to care for a lot isn't doing well. I cried that day for you, after a long time but also decided that day that you're not my problem anymore. You're not a burden, you're not something I have to think of all the time... and I was glad I didn't see you that day because if I would, I'd be stuck again. I don't want to be stuck again... ever... because you mean a lot to me but not seeing you made you mean less to me. I know the moment we see each other again, you'll mean a lot to me again but I won't be emotionally attached like I used to be.

I moved on. I got over you. Something I didn't think I would. Back then when I was moving on, I was crying because I was moving on and I didn't want to. I loved memories of us, us in general. I missed your laugh and your smile and your eyes, your hair, your jacket, your jeans... just you but that's all they were becoming. Memories. All the people from my past start coming back to me and when they did, I just put you among them. You're behind. You're the past but a great yet complicated past.

And now there is somebody new in my life and I don't know where this will take us but he's great. He's stable and honest... and great. He sort of talks like you, which reminds me of you but he's not you and I like that about him. He's funny and smart and he likes books. He's got a really nice smile and he's interested in the same things I am. He keeps asking me questions and he listens to my answers. He's sweet and he also made me realise that I should really stop missing out on good things because of you.

You were a good thing in my life... up to a point you weren't anymore.

But now he's a good thing in my life and he makes promises he can keep. I love that about him...'

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Why The Great North Isn’t Just Another Bob’s Burgers

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It’s easy to take one look at FOX’s newest animated comedy, The Great North, and assume it’s exactly like the long running and beloved Bob’s Burgers. Two of The Great North’s creators wrote a good chunk of Bob’s Burgers episodes and the shows share a near-identical art style after all. At first glance some of the Bob’s Burgers character archetypes seem to be involved as well: awkward daughter, an odd sarcastic youngest child, and a loving, if somewhat offbeat, father.  So why bother with something like Bob’s Burgers when you could just watch Bob’s Burgers?

While there are a few surface similarities, by the end of the first episode of The Great North you’ll realize there’s so much more to it than just an Alaskan set version of the Belcher family. It’s got humor all its own, unique characters, and the potential to be something that isn’t merely a rival to Bob’s Burgers but a truly unique experience.

So let’s head up north to discover all the reasons why The Great North is so wonderful. As a brief primer, the show is set in Alaska and follows the Tobin family with fisherman dad Beef, artistic daughter Judy, loveably dumb son Ham, bear-suit wearing son Moon, oldest and eager to please son Wolf, his always chipper and new to Alaska fiancé Honeybee, and Judy’s best imaginary friend Alanis Morissette…played by Alanis Morssette.

The Family’s Lack of a Mom is Refreshingly Handled

A lack of a mom is a huge trope in animation at this point (look at damn near every ‘90s Disney movie) and if there is a mom, especially in a comedy, she tends to be wacky or overly loving. The Great North puts a new twist on both of these in its very first episode.

The plot of the premiere deals with Beef struggling to get over his ex-wife years after she abandoned the family. An ex-wife isn’t anything to write home about, a single dad taking care of a family is a comedy trope in of itself, but it’s what we learn about Beef’s ex that makes this element so refreshing.

Instead of the mom just not being present or having died off screen, Beef only acts like she’s dead, a fabrication everyone goes along with to keep him sane. When he isn’t around though Judy is quick to point out the rest of the family doesn’t buy this and they never liked her much anyway. She even flat out states,

“She was a really bad mom, okay? And it was actually better when she left.”

The other kids then list off horrible things she did, like name their dog Grandma solely so, “she wouldn’t be lying when she said we were with Grandma when people asked.” She runs a blog with her “new lover” about stores that wont chase you if you shoplift. Even in her goodbye letter to Ham she just wrote, “smell you later.”

I love this so much because it replaces all the easy sentimentality of a dead or simply absent mom that comedies love and instead opens up some fantastic new storytelling opportunities. In the pilot alone it gives us deep insight into Beef, that despite how awful she was he refuses to think anything but the best of her. Why is he like that? Is it his way of not thinking about all the terrible things she did? She’s left him so broken he has to concoct an elaborate fantasy to keep himself sane. It makes you instantly love the character and while he does seemingly get over this denial in the pilot I can foresee it impacting him for the rest of the series.

It’s also so refreshing because the kids aren’t all that broken up about it. Knowing their mom was terrible helps reflect a lot of what kids go through in real life. Sometimes they just have a bad parent and there’s no deep explanation of why, they just are and it’s not great. Maybe Judy and the others are hurt by this and I’d love to see the show tackle that in the future but even if it strictly keeps this part of their characters on the comedic side of things? It’s empowering. These kids aren’t broken up by their awful mom and want her back; they’re thriving BECAUSE she isn’t around. 

Nick Offerman Being Nick Offerman

Over the years Nick Offerman has perfected the deadpan and loveable character that brought him to fame in Parks and Recreation. His role as Beef isn’t a major departure from that mold but it does allow Offerman to be even warmer than his most famous character. 

As Beef he’s a capable man who gets up to see the sun rise and chop wood. He loves nature so much he steals a potted plant from a mall to take better care of it. His love for his family is on full display and he often goes to absurd lengths to keep them together. Offerman brings a great charm to the role and all of the jokes he delivers are winners. 

The Rural Location

Bob’s Burgers draws much inspiration from its city setting, while The Great North is set in rural Alaska. This may seem like a surface level change but once again opens up all kinds of new opportunities for stories and characters. Where the Belcher family was somewhat cynical to city life (you would be to with a landlord breathing down your neck) the Tobin family openly embraces the chilly north.

Judy sits out on the roof and talks with her imaginary best friend, Moon takes great pride in his ability to mimic a soon to be eaten cadaver laying out in the snow, and Beef specifically gets up every morning to stare in wild wonder at Alaska’s majesty while whispering “hot dog.” The whole family even delights in going to the mall, which is the kind of joy only someone living out in the middle of nowhere can truly appreciate.

The Different Character Dynamics

Even after eleven truly fantastic seasons Bob’s Burgers characters still manage to never feel stale and the team behind the show always finds new ways to play around with them. With such a rock solid cast of characters you’d think they could tackle any story imaginable but The Great North is already proving to be a home for stories that just wouldn’t work for Bob’s Burgers.

The most noticeable change is that most of the kids are older. Judy and Ham are both sixteen which opens up a lot of possibilities that couldn’t be done with the Belcher kids. They can get involved in more serious relationships, have jobs (as Judy gets in the first episode), and are able to be more autonomous from the family. Wolf, the oldest of all of them, is engaged! Imagine what could be done with a soon-to-be married couple? Honeybee herself also functions as a delighted fish out of water to Alaska, her thoughts on the Tobins’ life a needed commentary. Her outgoing personality also clashes well with Moon’s stoic nature.

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Judy and Ham also share a more loving sibling dynamic than any of the Belcher kids ever have. In Bob’s Burgers the kids don’t wear their hearts on their sleeves, they’re more likely to make sarcastic quips about one other. The Great North though has Judy and Ham share a special bond, the two have a secret handshake that goes for an indeterminable amount of time. It’s really sweet and it makes me excited to see what kind of comedy can be mined from this more openly affectionate family.

Ham Is Gay And I Love Him

Ham is my favorite character so far in this show. He’s a little slow on the uptake but loves everyone in his family a lot and can even make a perfect replica of a cadaver… in the form of a cake. He also happens to be gay, a fact that is wonderfully confirmed in the first episode when he blurts out, “I AM GAY!

To which Moon responds, “we know. You’ve come out to us a bunch of times.”

Beef then adds, “we love you just the way you are, damn it!”

Ham, clearly not remembering his past comings-out, yells, “WELL, THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ALLY!”

It’s a great scene and kicks any subtext out the door. Queer audiences don’t have to sit around guessing who COULD be queer in the show (as they’re so often forced to do with so little representation in media) there’s a character who said OUT LOUD he’s gay. He’s one of us!

Bob’s Burgers has had several one-time gay characters (Bob did refer to himself as “mostly straight” once but that was more of a gag) but getting a gay teen in the main cast is sublime. He’s also a different sort of gay teen then we’re used to in television, with a tiny “probably thinks it’s cooler than it actually is” mustache and his “not quite all there” personality. He’s not a stereotype, he’s got some obvious flaws, but he’s loveable! Sure enough, his family loves him and accepts him.

Having a gay character in the cast opens up so many story possibilities. Are there any other gay kids in this rural town? What if there’s only one and he’s forced to date him? Does he know what kind of guys he likes yet? Where do the gay kids hang out in this town? 

It also must be reiterated that his family loves him and accepts him. While drama over coming out and acceptance is totally valid, I’m glad that Ham will get the chance to just be gay and his family will support him all the way. We can just see him happily (if somewhat absent-mindedly) live his life and that’s needed in a world with so little queer representation. As a pansexual man myself it’s heartwarming. I wish I had a character like Ham when I was growing up. 

Alanis Morissette Is A Main Character

Yes, Alanis Morissette is in The Great North (played by the actual Alanis Morissette) but in an absolutely perfect choice she’s not the REAL Alanis Morissette, she’s Judy’s best imaginary friend who just happens to be Alanis Morissette. Judy’s artistic so it makes sense she’d look up to someone as incredible as the Canadian musical genius. As an imaginary best friend she tends to serve as a sounding board for Judy’s thoughts and gives absolutely flawless advice.

Even better though? The imaginary Alanis Morissette also only appears in the Aurora Borealis. That’s… incredible. What a way to take advantage of the show’s location!

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 The Great North is a delight. It’s only been two episodes (the third one premieres February 14 and the first two are available on Hulu) but it’s already shown a lot of promise. Not in the “oh it’ll get good eventually” sense but in the “no it’s already great and I want to see more of it!” Don’t think of it as another Bob’s Burgers, just think of it as its own wonderful moose-filled show (it’s Alaska, what did you expect) and you’ll have a fantastic time. Truly, in these dark times we could all use a little help from imaginary best friend Alanis Morissette.

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𝓢𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓓𝓪𝔂

Inspired by BTS Spring Day

Genre: Slight angst, fluffy ending

Reader x BTS Taehyung  (mentions of Jimin)

You walked out of your apartment complex, dragging your suitcase with you. It’s still winter but the snow has stopped falling since last night, signaling that winter is coming to an end. Most of the people were relieved that it was almost the end of the cold season, as they could take a break from thick garments to some comfortable clothes as they welcome another season. Spring. You should be feeling happy too, but you weren’t. You wished that winter lasted a little bit longer. You wanted it to be eternal. But life doesn’t work that way. Seasons doesn’t work that way. You can’t always get what you want in life.

You were waiting for a taxi, as a little snowflake fell on your hair. You took it off and stared at it for a while until it was took away by the harsh winter wind. It remembered you of how cruel the winter is. So cruel, that it took him away from you, like the little snowflake. You thought it was about to snow again, but no, it was just a snowflake which was on top of the street light which was near to where you were standing. And that’s when you realize, the last snow of winter was last night. Now it won’t snow again. Just like it was the last time you saw him.

You got out of the taxi and walked inside the train station and waited for your train to arrive. You heard the loud noise of the train coming with a ‘honk’ sound. When it was your time to get on the train, you quickly got inside it before walking over to your seat. You sat on your reserved seat before looking out of the window. You saw a boy hugging a girl. It reminded you of him. It was the last time you saw him.

You both stepped out of the university campus before sharing a warm hug promising to each other that you’ll see again the next day. But as the next day you came, he wasn’t there. He didn’t came. And the next day. And the day after that.

It was last night when you got the letter. A letter of him bidding you goodbyes, because he can’t come to your apartment right now because he’s too busy packing his belongings. He was saying goodbye to you and the city as he was going back to his hometown. The reason was abrupt. You couldn’t understand why couldn’t he just stop packing for just a few minutes so he could see you. So you could see him. But you were too busy packing by yourself. You too were going to your hometown for spring break and you thought it was time to forget him. It would hurt less than resenting him.

You were dragged out of your thoughts when the train’s engine started with a loud noise. You were leaving his memories in this cruel winter. Wanting to welcome a warm and nice spring. At least that’s what you wished. But you still miss him. The lock screen wallpaper of your phone still reminds you of the fun times you spent together. Winter didn’t seem too cold when he was there. You felt the coldness of the season when he didn’t showed up again.

He was your best friend since the beginning of last fall. Maybe he saw you just as his best friend, you couldn’t help but see him more than that. The warm hugs and the little hand in hand walks were driving your teenage hormones wild. You felt butterflies whenever you saw him. You developed a new feeling for him, which you never felt before. Love. But you were a sucker for the friendship so you kept it deep inside of you. You kept a secret from your best friend, but you had to. Maybe if you didn’t kept it to yourself, he would be sitting next to you. Going with you to your hometown to celebrate spring festivals with you. But it was just a wish. A coward’s wish. Your wish. Genies doesn’t exist, so your wish will be left ungranted.

After a long journey, you walked out of the train. A smile spread to your face when you saw your parents and your older brother waiting for you at the station. You quickly hugged them and hurried to go to your home.

The last few days were warm inside your own familiar home with your lovely parents and brother, yet you missed the feeling of him. You wanted to forget him. But you miss him. Whenever you say to yourself you miss him, it makes you miss him even more.

It was the first day of spring, and you walked out of your house with your brother. Your parents already left for the festival and you had to wait to go with your brother who took a long time to get ready so he could impress his crush. You were happy that at least your brother get to see his crush. But deep down you sweared it was killing you that you didn’t had any crush to impress, your crush had left you a long time ago.

You met with some of your childhood friends at the festival and had a great time with them. You went to food stalls to buy pink buns and cherry blossom burgers (it’s a Japanese tradition btw) with your brother. As the sun was setting the cherry blossom trees and flower filled trees were lightening up with colorful little bulbs which were hung on the trees. Your brother left to the restroom so you were walking through the trees until you bumped into someone.

You looked up to see who it was and your eyes were filled with tears in no time. “T-Tae?” Your voice stuttered as he caressed you cheeks which matched the color of the pink blossoms. “ Y/n… I missed you” he said before engulfing you into a hug. “I missed you more” You said in between sobs. After a while you broke the hug before looking up at Taehyung again. “ But, why are you here? Weren’t you supposed to be at your hometown?” Taehyung chuckled before answering you. “ This is my hometown… what about you? Why are you here at my hometown? Did you missed me that much that you came to meet me here?” he said holding your cold hands in his warm ones. “ What?! Tae, this is my hometown too…” You said, taken back by his sudden confession. “ Really? But why haven’t we met before?” He asked you surprised. “ I lived here since my birth… so there’s no way you didn’t met me…” You crossed your arms with a pout. He giggled at your cute behavior and was about to hug you again, but somebody called you from behind.

“Y/n-ah! Why are you he- OH MY GOD! Taehyung-ah! Man, How are you? When did you came back?” It was your brother, Jimin. “I’m good, I came here a few weeks ago. What about you? How are you?” The boys shared a hug as you were left there confused. “ Wait. Taehyung, you know my brother?”

“ Of course, he’s my childhood best friend.- wait what? Jimin is your brother?” He asked, shocked. “ If Jimin is your brother, that means, you’re that little girl we used to play with. You were the princess and I was the prince. Jimin was the king. OH MY LORD!!!!” it all made sense now. The little Y/n has now grown up to be a big girl. He didn’t recognised her at first because he left the town when he was 6. By that time Y/n was only 4.

After a long time of catching up with each other, Jimin left to hang around with his crush, leaving you and Taehyung alone. “ I thought you left me…” You said. Looking down. “ Forever…” You looked at Taehyung’s face after saying that, only to see him look at you with eyes full of concern. “ I’m sorry, I left you hanging. I should’ve told you before.” You looked at him confused. “What?”

“ Actually, my grandma passed away and I couldn’t really meet you after the huge loss. I locked myself inside my apartment. I felt guilty for both not being with my gramma in her last moments and for ignoring you. After my mom called me to visit them for the spring break, I was too afraid to meet you face to face. I thought you’d hate me for ignoring you. So I just sent a letter. I’m sorry.” Taehyung explained as a tear rolled on his cheeks. You quickly pulled him in for a hug. He cried his heart out and you let him damp your dress. “ You know what Tae… I didn’t hated you. Never. I just felt sad and disappointed that you left me. But it was before I knew why you did that. Now I’m thankful that you’re here with me. I will never hate you.” Suddenly Taehyung broke the hug and looked at you in the eye. “I also have something to tell you. I don’t know how you’ll react but promise me you won’t leave me or hate me for it.” You chuckled at his innocence before promising that you won’t ever leave him nor hate him.

“ I like you Y/n…”

You felt the world stopped for a moment. It was silent until your lips touched his. You felt him smile through the kiss. And that’s when you realized, you shouldn’t wish for the winter to last long. You shouldn’t wish for the spring to be eternal. You shouldn’t wish for anything anymore. Because all your wishes have granted already. on a spring day.

-  The End -

A/N Saai: This is my first tumblr post.I decided to post this one first because i should start off with some fluff. But i wrote for almost all genres, and the next post will be a Taehyung 16+ oneshot.  I hope you guys would show this some love, my honeys, English is not my first language so i sincerely apologize for any grammer and spelling errors. Take care be safe. Purple you.

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ME AND MY 2 BABIES STORY PLEASE HELP US ANYBODY PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Hello Everyone I´m sorry to bother you Guys right now but as of right now i don´t know what else to do im 28 years old born in NC and brought up in NC by my grandmother my mom had 8 of us lol yes 8 of us she dropped us first four off with our grandma for a man so coming up was hard especially been the third oldest i had to grow up fast started cooking at the age of 5 childhood was very messed up and we was highly affected by our mother actions which cause us major pain because of the things we had to go through and hear getting beatings with drop cords switches belts brooms etc whatever they had close by sadly my mother came back to take us when i reach middle school all because my dad gave my grandmother money for taking care of his two he got with my mom me and a brother my mom was money hungry and still is but since he didn't give her the money she came back to take us out of spite knowing she didn't want us have your mother ever told you if her grandma was living she wouldn't had no kids at all or wish she didn't have the kids she got or feel the need to tell her kids how long they gone live in this world and her favorite was we want live to see our old age smh well mines said all of it proudly with a smile we were damage by that as well when i was 16 i moved in with my boyfriend and his family who was next door to my mom i was threaten daily by him and when i would tell my mom she would ask me what did i do to him or say to him as if it was my fault and i actually thought i was the bad guy breaking all the relationship rules then them threats turned into major beatings where i would have to run next door crying with the black eyes busted lips and all only for my mother to say the same thing WHAT DID I DO TO HIM so wrong smh sad but true it was like she didn't want me staying with her because she knew we didn't like her young husband who was beating on her and when we would take up for her she turned on us and was on his side and whatever he say goes so if he didn't want me there even doe i´m her blood she birth me she wasn't gone go against him so i want gone be there smh so i had no where at all to go but back to the one abusing me in many different forms it was like a hobby for him years passing by and beatings getting worst more black eyes bruises and busted lips he kept me in the house from everybody and i mean everybody when i was 20 i was blessed to be pregnant just by the wrong man who i always tried to get away from but i was beyond happy because i would soon see and feel what real love feels like and i thought by me being pregnant with his child the cheating would stop and i would be safe from the beatings but oh no i thought wrong yes the beatings was worst the whole 9 months i had black eyes busted lips etc even was slammed on the ground slammed on top of rocks and all while pregnant with nobody to turn too feeling unwanted and worthless but still happy because i was becoming a mother thinking when i have our baby it would be better for us both and plus i had no where to go so 2012 i had my first real love my baby thank GOD I was crying with full of joy i can say the first 2 months everything was good falling into place for my family no more beatings but then his old ways came back i´m getting beatings in front of my 2 month old even while holding him at times i´m home daily while he out living life because of my baby i kept faith even through the beatings hurt and pain then 2 years later i found out i was pregnant again i was beyond happy again but he wasn't at all so them beatings was way worst now i´m getting beating while pregnant holding my 2 year old mother still next door asking me what am i doing wrong smh he would put crushed pills in my food and drinks he would put a lot of stuff in my food and drinks to make me lose my second child i´m getting stomped and all when he get upset with whoever or when he couldn't get his way or his weed he did so much to try an make me lose my baby i went to my mom house next door while he was working i begged her to let me stay with her into i have my baby and ill do anything she said yes i could but i had to give her 200 in my food stamps every month and i was only getting 300 but i had to do whatever to save my baby this is year 2014 then i finally had my baby while staying at my moms when i was at the hospital he came crying saying all the right things i wanted to hear and now that my baby is here my mom no longer wanted us there so i went back to my baby daddy house the 3 of us everything was okay once again at first when my baby was 2 months he had came home around 3 or 4 am after leaving the club he came in all drunk just all over the place i whisper to him to please not be loud but i was talking to myself he was highly rude and loud now my 2 month old up crying and now he passes out as i´m trying to get her to stop crying he wakes up and look at me and her as we in the rocking chair and says ´´SHUT THAT LIL BITCH UP´´ and i responded back and said ´´MY BABY not NO BITCH AND YOU THE REASON SHE UP NOW¨¨ he responded back by saying the same thing so i said the same thing back as well then next thing i know i closed my eyes they were shut so tight all i could hear was a big boom and my two month old screaming when i opened my eyes all i could see was plate glass all in her hair blanket on her face and body and the same with me i broke down crying he kicked us out in the cold rain for about 30 minutes the next day came he comes in the room sees me holding my 2 month old with my 2 year old standing close by and i was on the phone and he heard me begging for some type of family help to leave from him asap i was crying he told me to get off the phone and when i didn't he throw his cellphone at me his cell phone hit my hand and broke my finger smh he put us in his car he pulled my hair all the way from our little city to the next little city while i´m in the backseat with both my babies holding them crying and that ride was almost a 30 minute ride now my scalp was bleeding and all sadly when we got back to his house i watched him sleep thinking about taking his life for all them years of beatings and cheating crying so bad and then i looked at my babies and said GOD blessed me for a reason and hes not worth leaving them because i´m all they got and want nobody treat them like i do i didn't go to sleep that night the next day he left to go out of town for work and i packed all of our stuff up and left he quit his job that same day and came where we was asking me to come back home and be with him but i was beyond tired now and over it so i said no he said ok you know what BITCH i´m tired of you and all i heard was his gun cock back and he turned around with it in his hand and all i did was fall into the front door of my grandma house on top of both my babies scared out of my mind crying laying on top of my two babies luckily my elderly cousin was there so he didn't shot the gun he said he got something for me and took off i called the law he went to jail he got out and the next day he was already with another woman everyone asked me how he moved on so fast after a day and i told them she was with him as long as i was even while i was living with him like i said before he was cheating and i was getting the beatings but me moving out him moving on didn't stop him from coming and putting his hands on me with his famous line you my baby mama i can do this and that smh never knew how to take him and at this point he would come kick in the door run over my babies bikes and all then call the police on his self and wait for them to come smh crazy right his woman he was with got mad at him and called the Social Services with a bunch of lies and the crazy part about it she called SS because the night before he wouldn't have sex with her childish right but she thought he didn't want to have sex with her because he was cheating with someone else or me baby girl not this one i was THANKING GOD i wasn't the one getting beatings every other day in front of my babies didn't even wish that on her but she texted him and said she was gone hurt him and me by getting our kids taken when i wasn't bothering them she was very close reaching that devilish goal especially with the lies that came out of her mouth but THANK GOD she was a highly sloppy sneaky person because when he showed the text of her saying that´s how she was gone hurt me and him by getting our kids taken SS dropped the case she went to jail too and they broke up for a week then he came back wanting my kids to go with her somewhere i said no he slapped me but that slapped didn't make me change my mind and when i told him its either my kids spending time with him without her because she just tried to have them taken he gone say to me and my kids goodbye he pick her so i said to hell with him he missing out on them growing up but he didn't care he made that clear and i was tired of being the nice person and at least let him try to be a dad he wasn't paying child support and he would see them every blue moon one day we had no food i called him and asked him to bring them a 1 dollar burger a piece he asked me do he look like a damn soup kitchen i said no you would look like a father smh i was working at a fast food place he came to the job bothering me being funny posting on Facebook him and his woman clowning me about where i was working but as a MOTHER a job is a job smh 2019-2020 me and my babies was homeless going house to house very unwelcome and unwanted getting talked about and trashed even slept in a car no help no support so called family talking down about us 3 among each other behind my back then they end up having a falling out and then start telling what each other said about me and my kids in front of me and my babies that shit was very hurtful all i did was cry only for my two babies to say don´t cry we went to stay with my dad my blood dad it only last two days because i woke up to him touching me sexually saying he feel like i´m hurt and unhappy  and he would do whatever it takes to make me happy again and i told him as long as i have them to amazing kids ill always be happy i felt hurt by him doing me like that it messed me up it had me thinking have he did me like this when i was a baby a little girl because why would he try me while i´m a grown ass woman a mother of 2 i covered both my kids body parts mad as hell feeling like he would try them if he just tried me and it was 4 am i texted my sister and told her hurry up and pick us up because i was gone take his life yes my dad i was gone kill him for doing that dirty mess to me my clothes was still on and stuff he was rubbing between my legs on top of my pants while the 3 of us was sleep and i woke up even then he tried to say he was trying to hug me sadly and nasty at 6 am we was gone back to been homeless smh my kids dad making 23 an hour living his best life with his woman without a care in the world about his kids well being i´m their the full time mother and father and i always enjoy it then one day my kids dad called and was trashing me i was crying my baby got on the phone and said  you not gone keep talking to my mom like that at the age of 5 i didn't tell him to say it and it shocked me and a few minutes later my grandma came in the house and said your kids dad outside my son started crying my grandma was like let him just talk to him i´m gone be right out there with him so they walks outside my kids dad made it to his car with my son before my grandma could even get off the porch next thing i know i could hear the horn blowing and my grandma being loud i ran outside he had locked my son in the car with him and was hitting my baby in the head with his hand and my son head was hitting the horn all because my baby said don´t talk to his mom like that smh so i called the law and ran outside with a knife ready for war not my son he let my crying baby out the car and took off he told my grandma that he would spit and hit her in the face like he did me so my grandma wanted us to leave she said she was to old for all that and i couldn't blame her but i was beyond hurt we had no where else to go the safe space ended up blessing us with the help of getting our own place thank GOD and i was working doing PCA Nursing everything going good and that so called mother of mines was working at the same job i had to work on Thanksgiving Christmas and all and it was suppose to be special because it was our first Christmas in our own house but we needed the money the 3 of us then one day that so called mother wanted me to work with her after i had just got done doing a 20 hr swift so she could spend time with that same husband who didn't like her kids who didn't want her to let me and my babies stay with her so we wouldn't be homeless when he lives else where but still control her and her house too the same husband she put before us when i said NO she fired me then called the boss a close friend of hers and told her i was fired and the boss went with it when the 89 year patient said i was the best worker she ever had i treated her like a queen i did her feet and all did things i didn't have to do i treated her like she was my great grandma i  did everything how she loved it and wanted it trying to make her last years her best years i cried like a baby because i loved my patient so much i needed her like she needed me she was hurt and she still hurt now about it so next thing i know our power goes off the end of January 2021 when i called SS to get help paying it they said they can only help once a year and they had made a payment for me already i was lost and shocked come to find out a family member i trusted used my info and me and my kids names to get her light bill paid smh so they wouldn't help us and by me telling them that a family member used my info and i wanted to have them do something about it that family member was upset and called SS made some hurtful reports so my kids had to stay else where since the power was off and i wasn't no longer working so they was at my so called mother house who i wasn't dealing with because i put her in her place about how she treated us coming up and stuff smh she made everything worst for me i mean very worst now February comes lights still off and now we getting evicted as well so now its more then temporary since the eviction and SS don´t want my kids to be homeless again and neither did i they my everything but its a thing called karma my so called mom did me so wrong and i´ve begged and begged so many people to help us but nothing at all no type of help and support but that so called mom of mines got evicted and got into Friday and i found out yesterday that she was evicted and that my kids were crying because they have to move with their dad its killing me to see them hurt if i can get our rent paid and lights on then us 3 can be together or find somewhere to stay we can be together but i have nobody at all just us 3 its killing me that they hurting we always been together i´ve been the mother and father giving them everything i´ve always went without making sure they have i don´t care if i only had one outfit they will forever have plenty of everything i don´t have to eat as long as they full if i could i would give them the world with everyone still on it i need my babies just like they need me i´m their better half and they my better half they give me life they make my life beyond better since day one i cant live without them nor be without them to see my babies crying not being with me and having to go somewhere they don´t want be there never have never will and he even told the social services he don´t want them that hurts but he don´t have to want them i do and always have wanted them and always will if i had the right family and support and help things would be better but i have nobody but them they have nobody but me and i have nobody but them and GOD i´m dying in the inside and GOD knows that if they not with me i don´t wanna be here people will never know the pain i´m going through their dad toke them on his taxes and all he didn't offer us the right help didn't care at all about helping PERIOD my kids are down and out without me scared crying everyday and i´m not eating nor sleeping before i let them suffer and be hurt ill battle my life away for their happiness i´m their mother and father and i got into FRIDAY before my kids go with where they don´t want to be and where he don´t want them to be i´ve email so many people begging for help with some many tears in my eyes with a broken soul about to get a new job next week but i need help now and as i begged for help i gave them my landlord number i don´t need to touch any money or anything i just need a helping hand for us somebody anybody please please ill do anything GOD knows that i cant take it all we need is help and hope i´m breaking down into pieces without my babies everybody know how much i love my babies they my best friends and all we super close just like its hurting me its hurting them and ain´t nobody trying to help us and i thought their would be more people like me when i was working i was buying food for homeless giving them money and all that´s my type of heart and my babies ill give my last to anybody let people live with us now they got their own place and didn't offer me and my babies a place to stay not even one night before they was taken temporarily smh its killing me i need help ASAP PLEASEEEEEE ain´t nobody perfect but i´m perfect for my kids just like they are beyond perfect for me please somebody help us Thank You