#there was literally nothing wrong w the sushi it was so fresh and delicious.... espen suggested it was like the reverse of what happens when

[thenarrativefoil]

my dumbass body: *in pain bc i didnt eat enough amino proteins*

-> I eat sushi, a good source of amino proteins

body: ok so we're going to black out and try to throw up and have a fever. kill bill sirens in ur brain lol

you'll be fine in the morning. actually you'll feel better than you have all week. also ur not actually gonna throw up.

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