#there was also ‘ok so if I threw both theater kid AUs at normal JMV how long would it take for the normal theater kids to go
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moonfurthetemmie · 1 month ago
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Petruccio and Gonzalo are incredibly overprotective of each other but Gonzalo, while harder to piss off, is worse.
He’s not as jealous, yes. For some reason his brand of crazy has made him less afraid of Petruccio leaving him forever when they’re separated.
But if you’re going to hurt one of them it really should be him and not Petruccio.
If you hurt Gonzalo, Petruccio might spare you too much torment if it’s not serious or Gonzalo recovers quickly, though you’re not going to know until you realize he hasn’t made good on his threats of horrific ritual sacrifice.
If you hurt Petruccio your only hope is that your death is swift. And it entirely depends on how bad the offense is in Gonzalo’s eyes, which…may not fully make sense to anyone who isn’t him or Petruccio.
If you kill either of them you’re going to wish the survivor had just killed you but that’s another story ahaha
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