#there isn’t im gonna argue with her cause wtf

[just-random-obsessions]

Funny Moments In Thor The Dark World

Find Thor 1 here

Find Avengers 1 here

This is the second part of me watching all three thor movies and the avengers movie and comparing the humor pre-ragnarok to the humor in the 3rd Thor movie. And, as before, I’m writing this on my computer where the I and U keys don’t work so sorry for any spelling mistakes.

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Official-and-unstable-satan and fandomsfanfiction weren’t tagged sry

Anyone who wants to be added/removed to the tag list please let me know! and if I missed someone please also let me know. Sorry this post is so long

~ “Hello Mother. Have I made you proud?”

~ “Please don’t make things worse” “Define worse”

~ “I really don’t see what all the fuss is about”

~ “Just like you”

~ *That smile!!!!*

~ “I’ve got this completely under control!” “Is that why everything’s on fire?”

~ *About the Scary MonsterTM: “All yours”

~ *Thor says hi to the Big Scary MonsterTM*

~ “I accept your surrender”

~ “Anyone else?” *All the people simultaneously: NOPE*

~ “Perhaps next time we should START with the big one”

~ *Odin obviously shipping Thor and Jane* (idk I got a kick out of this)

~ *Jane awkwardly avoiding her date*

~ *Date: hi*

~ *Him awkwardly talking about his ex*

~ “And the fact that she kept sleeping with other men” “NO!”

~ *Darcy being mistaken for a waitress*

~ *Darcy mouthing “Cute” to Jane about Richard*

~ *Darcy embarrassing Jane by talking about Thor*

~ “Is there a point to all of this cause there REALLY needs to be a point to all of this”

~ “That’s what I said!”

~ “That’s what I did!”

~ “He’s not interested” “I’m interested” (Am I the only one who feels like his awkwardness was actually kinda cute?)

~ “He’s my intern.” “You have an intern?”

~ *Intern is fucking adorable like Richard*

~ “I have totally mastered driving in London!” *Has not mastered it at all*

~ *Selvig running around Stonehenge naked*

~ *Darcy keeps calling Ian ‘Intern’*

~ *Darcy calls Jane cause she didn’t wanna shout*

~ God I fucking love Darcy she’s so criminally underrated

~ “I am not getting stabbed in the name of science”

~ “It’s okay, we’re Americans!” “Is that supposed to make them like us?”

~ “We’re scientists-well I am” “Thanks”

~ “That doesn’t seem right”

~ “I wanna throw something! Jane give me your shoe!”

~ *Jane ignores Darcy*

~ “Give me your shoe”

~ “Were those the car keys?”

~ *Ian’s face when he realizes he threw the car keys to another planet*

~ *If you have to bury so many people then you’re doing something wrong you hot dumb fuck* (I mean that’s basically what Heimdall said right?)

~ “Typical” *after being left behind while Jane goes to talk to her boyfriend*

~ *Jane! Love of my life and most talented and beautiful person in the world oh how I love yo-SLAP*

~ “As excuses go, its not terrible”

~ “I know” “You do?” “Do what?”

~ *Darcy interrupts the KissTM*

~ “Um I’m pretty sure we are getting arrested”

~ “How’s space?” “Space is fine”

~ “He’s my intern… My intern’s intern”

~ “Holy shit!” (after Jane went up in the Bifrost)

~ *Heimdall calmly dodges the car*

~ “We have to do that again”

~ “Hello”

~ “What’s that?”

~ “It’s a soul forge” *No I’m pretty sure that’s a quantum field generator*

~ *Jane being ready to fight Odin for comparing her to a goat*

~ “You told your dad about me?”

~ “It must be so inconvenient, them asking about me day and night”

~ “Please meet my mother” *Jane shies away from Thor*

~ Loki casually tossing the thingamajig in the air like the cute little shit he is

~ Lord, he’s so damn pretty

~ *Kurse being like: Lol I ain’t touchin’ that boy with a ten foot pole*

~ “It’s as if they resent being in prison”

~ “There’s no pleasing some creatures”

~ *Loki calmly reading a book while all Hel breaks loose*

~ “You have my word that no harm will come to yo-” nvm bitch die

~ *THAT look between Sif and Jane*

~ *Frigga immediately seeing through Odin’s bs lies*

~ *Heimdall: I have defeated the big space ship!! The bigger one behind him: Bitch you thought*

~ “WITCH!!!!” *Now I know who Loki gets his amazing aforementioned smile from*

~ *Selvig using shoes to explain complicated science*

~ *Selvig then using pencils*

~ “Any questions?” “Yeah, can I have my shoe back?”

~ “What’s SHIELD?” “It’s a secret”

~ *Darcy’s cute af face when she sees that Selvig is in the mental hospital*

~ “Are you sure you wouldn’t just rather punch your way out?”

~ *Loki shapeshifting into the guard*

~ “Mmm Brother, you look ravishing”

~ “Costumes a bit much”

~ “So tight!”

~ “I can FEEL the righteousness surging!!”

~ “HEY wanna have a rousing discussion about truth?”

~ “Honor?”

~ “Patriotism?”

~ “GOD BLESS AMERICA!”

~ “At last. A little common sens-”Bitch are you really fucking kidding me? (What do you mean that’s not what he said?)

~ “I thought you liked tricks”

~ “I’m Loki, you may have heard of-” SLAP

~ “That was for New York”

~ “I like her”

~ *Loki gazing lovingly at Jane in the background*

~ “Betray him, and I’ll kill you.” “It’s good to see you too Sif”

~ “If you even think about betraying him-” “You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line”

~ “I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.” “I said how hard can it be?”

~ “Whatever your doing brother I suggest you do it faster.” “Shut up Loki

~ “You must’ve missed something.” “I didn’t, I’m pressing every button on this thing”

~ “Well don’t hit it. Just press it, gently.” “I aM pReSsInG iT gEnTlY AND ITS NOT WORKING!!!”

~ *Thor starts slamming buttons and it starts working*

~ *Volstagg: Oh fighting is much fun- OH SHIT IM FALLING!! HELP!!!*

~ “I think you missed a column.” “Shut up”

~ “Why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the best pilot”

~ *Bitch I’m the one who can actually fly*

~ “Oh dear. Is she dead?”

~ *Thor knocks over a column* “Not a word”

~ “Now they’re following us”

~ “Now they’re firing at us”

~ “Yes thank you for the commentary Loki, it’s not at all distracting”

~ “Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather”

~ *Seriously, whoever wrote the escape scene is a genius!!!*

~ *Loki yelling at Thor about how thIs was a bad idea you dumb fuck- wait wtf are you doing AAAAHHHHH!!!!1*

~ “You lied to me. I’m impressed”

~ *That smile again snfnejaihfeqrqrsbdsalxdjewonjfeq*

~ “For Asgard!” YEET

~ “Nothing personal boys!”

~ “If it were easy, everyone would do it”

~ “Are you mad?” “Possibly”

~ “TADAAA”

~ “Oh yeah, my father. Eric Selvig”

~ “And these” “yeah… those”

~ “How did you find me?” “You were naked on television”

~ “I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid at all”

~ “What’s happening? Birds? Birds are happening?”

~ “All right are you ready?” “I am”

~ *phone rings* “It’s not me”

~ “Why are there so many shoes in here?”

~ “I’ll just text her”

~ “So who’s Richard?”

~ *Thor hanging his hammer on a coat hanger*

~ “Where are your pants?” “Oh he says it helps him think”

~ “Loki is dead” “Oh thank God!”

~ “Better get my pants”

~ “Do you even know what these things do?” “No” “…Neither do I”

~ “Ooh get the guy with the sword!”

~ “Oops”

~ *Ian’s high-pitched scream*

~ *Does car insurance cover My Car Was Sucked Into Another Planet Due To A Cosmic Event That Only Occurs Once Every 5000 Years or no?*

~ *Thor and Malekith fighting between worlds and poor little Mjolnir trying to keep up*

~ *The two of them against windows*

~ *AAAHHH*

~ *Awww! Look at the cute little Jotunheim monster! He’s so adorable I wanna pet him so much!’

~ *Darcy and Ian kissing after he saved her life*

~ “Darcy?” “Jane!” “Ian?” “Selvig.”

~ “Myuh Myuh!!”

~ *Thor ends up on the subway*

~ *The girl taking 50 photos*

~ *Thor and the woman colliding into eachother*

~ “I’ve come to accept your surrender”

~ *Malekith gets crushed by his own ship. Now that’s some lovely karma right there*

~ *Darcy and Ian go back to kissing*

~ “He kinda committed treason on our way out” oops

~ Jotunheim Puppy chasing birds

Wow I’m so sorry this was so long. But guess what? It’s gonna get even longer. Sorry, again.

So one of the differences between the first and second Thor movies is that Thor 2 has humor in the climax whereas Thor 1 doesn’t. This is because of the differences with who is the villain. In Thor 1, Thor is having to fight his brother. To quote Avengers, they “played together and fought together” for several millennia. Of course there’s not going to be any humor in it cause there shouldn’t be. The climax at the end of the movie isn’t supposed to be some epic battle between the forces of Good TM and Bad TM. It’s supposed to be tragic that he’s having to fight his own brother because Loki lost his mind due to so many factors. The last joke in the film is “You’re an amazon liar brother, always have been” “It’s good to have you back”. There’s nothing else till the end credit scene. That’s because Kenneth Branagh knew that this was supposed to be viewed at as being sad a hopeless, not some awesome upbeat battle.

Thor 2 on the other hand, is exactly that. Thor has known Malekith for.. what? 2 days? Maybe 3? His relationship and dynamic with Malekith is different than with his brother. To Thor, this is just another enemy attacking Asgard. And I’m not sure whether this was intentional or not (because I remember reading somewhere how Allen Taylor had a bitch of a time in the editing process so I think the movie came out different than he intended) but the lack of any personal relationship will Malekith means the film can make really funny jokes and still have it fit with the film. If anything, I might even argue that the humor helped the film to maintain a very nice positive vibe. Idk I can’t think of the right words to explain it but the jokes actually fit the film very well.

However, then we move on to Ragnarok. With Ragnarok, Thor is fighting his sister. While (just like Malekith) he has only known her for two days, that still doesn’t take away the fact that he is having to fight his sibling. And I’m not a film director but if I had the option of approaching this situation and taking it the Thor 1 route or the the Thor 2 route, I’d go with Thor 1. Because it’s actually incredibly tragic that Hela has been driven to insanity like Loki (though ok a different level) due to Odin’s shitty parenting. She is the horrible way she is because Odin made her that way. And that could’ve been an AMAZINGLY complex story with the audience feeling so much sympathy for Hela like we did with Loki in Thor 1, but the narrative just falls flat for two reasons. 1) Taika admitted he didn’t want the film to be emotionally complex so 2) The humor in the climax completely detracts from the seriousness of the situation.

Also, some side notes: Yes, this is edited from the original. I accidentally deleted everything and then had to go back and add everything back in. So I also had to re-tag people too. And I also added a bit more explanation at the end. I meant to do so when I originally posted but it never got done till now. Sry. Also sry that it’s so long

[whereconfusionisarhyme]

First Reactions To Logan’s Playlist

K first song let’s do this

White and Nerdy-Weird Al Yankovic

Wtf this song was definitely Joan’s idea I mean who else would think of ‘White and Nerdy’ for Logan

Is this like canon he listens to this stuff or like songs about him???

Not Perfect-Tim Minchin

TIM MINCHIN

Bo Burnham better be on Logan's playlist

#deep

Is this about the mindpalace/inside of Thomas’ head??? Cause like???? Ouch???? I think????

Lol nvm it’s not sad lmao

I take back my take back it is sad

So this could be literally “in his mind” or it could be figurative and it’s really messing with my funky flow

Streaks-ANIMA!

Cool instrumental

Love the voice sounds a little like MARINA and Regina Spektor

Oh no I’m two lines in and I can tell it’s gonna be sad

OH NO CONFORMITY RELATED ANGST AHHHHH

Wow Logan is just out here being relatable isn’t he smh 😔👊

"Cause you're a smart kid, but you're still a kid" LOGAN REALLY BE OUT HERE BEING RELATABLE ON MAIN

The Elements-Tom Lehrer

Sounds like what piano class would sound like if I took piano class

Something you would listen to in science class

Bop

Medicine-STRFCKR

A Fever You Can't Sweat Out vibes

Lmao nvm

Gonna go look up the lyrics rn brb

A sad bop

Philosophy cool

Human-Tank And The Bangas

Logan playing this to comfort himself because this singer is the only person who has ever told him this

WHO HURT LOGAN WITH THEIR WORDS

LOGAN THE HEART SKIPPING COMMENT ARE YOU OKAY IM GIVING YOU A HUG

GUYS LOGAN IS TRYING TO CONVINCE HIMSELF THAT HE MATTERS IM NOT OKAY

Last???? Relationship???

Okay I'm not a shipper BUT my theorist analysis obsessed brain is just SCREAMING about Roman and Patton

Observation: Logan is probably atheistic and this song covers God a lot. I don't have a conclusion or anything just pointing that out

This woman do be calming tho like yes I'm beautiful yes I'm special thank you

Okay so I already knew Logan wasn't okay but he 100% isn't okay

Fittet Happier-Radiohead

K two words in and I can tell this is gonna be sad here we go

Employees? Or maybe…other sides?

Minor key ok

SELF HARM ISNT OKAY

"WILL NOT CRY IN PUBLIC" NONONONO

So I heard of a good therapist just downtown-

The Watchtower-The Dø

I paused it cause I need a second after the last one

Guys as someone who dissosiates a lot I think Logan might be dissosiating

Dissosiating to protect himself from his emotions

Y'all just trust me in this one

Coming for the TØP brand I see

K ready to start again here we go

Fire beat I'm vibing with it

Is he trying to distance himself from his emotions to try and perform his tasks better like watching from a Watchtower???

This is the first character I've seen that might dissosiate which only means one thing

I'm gonna be projecting an unholy amount in my fanfiction

"No one in particular" hon who hurt you

City Lights=Emotions (which he considers distractions)??? Maybe??

I'm a William Finn fan come on this isn't my first rodeo

Art Is Dead-Bo Burnham

BO BURNHAM I WAS RIGHT

We all love some good Imposter Syndrome (tm)! :D

This gives Learning New Things About Ourselves' a whole new meaning

Ngl this is the first time I heard the degrading of the piano at the end and I'm here for it

In My Mind-Amanda Palmer

Oop we LOVE setting up impossible expectations for yourself to the point you have a cripplingly horrid self esteem! :D

Logan I've done this before and trust me it isn't worth it the mental breakdowns are too taxing

I'll do it when I'm older=I'm never gonna get around to it

I don't wanna be the person I wanna be either

Why do I perfectly understand every lyric am I ok

Live!!! While you!!!! Can!!!!

At least there's a happy ending

Okay so I've decided that once I'm done I'm gonna make a list of songs I think would fit in the playlist

Algorythym-Childish Gambino

K its spelled incorrectly get ready for some metaphors my dudes

Intro is cool definitely very very Logan WOAH OKAY CHAIN SMOKER

Gonna go look up lyrics I don't understand shit

The chorus sounds like Thanksgiving at my Aunt's house where like 100+ African American relatives blast house music and dance until their feet falls off

Nvm no it doesn't

GO OFF

ELPHABA BETTER WATCH OUT CHILDISH GAMBINO IS COMING FOR YOUR BELT

Adlibs are everything

Letter C-Zach Sherwin

This gives off the same vibes as that one pickle video by Charlie Puth

Roman vs Logan rap battle but it's this

I don't really see why this is related but sure

Time Adventure-The Marcus Hedgehog

Nostalgiaaaaaa

Okay Logan has too many songs talking about one (1) person who is it

I have a gut feeling that it's about Thomas and how Logan used to be enough "back then" but now he thinks he's not cause like let's be honest when was the last time someone gave Logan a strong sincere thank you for all that he does????Excluding DWIT (which doesn't really count in my opinion cause they said he was cool, not like an integral and arguably the most important and powerful side) nobody really appreciates Logan???? Hugs???

Anyway plz ignore this is just how my brain works

K next song

The Breach-clipping.

OKAY SLOW DOWN IM GONNA LOOK UP LYRICS

Is this Daveed Diggs???? I haven't listened to Hamilton in like forever is this Daveed Diggs???

LITERALLY PERFECY PARRALLEL TO LOGAN AND THE SIDES

Sound effects

Really just gonna fry my eardrums like that huh

What I Do For U-Ra Ra Riot

Okay scrap anything and everything I said about it being the sides Logan is 100% talking about Character!Thomas

Erase Me-Ben Folds Five

Ooh this intro reminds me of this one particular musical songs but I don't remember which one

Wait have I listened to this before????

I've listened to this before!

Okay I need to stop being distracted

NOOOOOO don't Erase Yourself!!!!

Logan really just do be having no Self Esteem don't he

Okay so theory: Logan didn't pop up in person in the last video because his eyes were too red from crying

I have 0 evidence so it's not a very good theory but…

Just throwing it out there

One More Time with Feeling-Regina Spektor

Oh no it's Regina Spektor

Oh no I'm gonna cry

Okay so Logan doesnt wanna block of all emotion, only permit some to show???? But most of the time block everything????

Did I get that???

Nobody!!!! Thanks!!!! Logan!!!!

Awww he just wants love and recognition

Tbh this sounds a lot like Roman they have so much in common despite their constant arguing

Galaxy Song-Monty Python

Ooh Monty Python

I haven't listened to Monty Python so I sadly don't know the context

Really just dissing all of the other sides aren't we

Can't really blame him tho

Very scientific

"Yeau~"

Sweet with dark undertones. Love it.

Equation-Hans Zimmer

Later I'm gonna check the equations if they're correct XD

Sunrise-In The Heights

!!!!!!

WHO???!!!!!

K to this is one of my favorite love songs ever it's just so sweet and as someone who's bilingual the concept is just amazingly wonderful so yeah I may be freaking out

Also because WHO??!!

Okay I said I wasn't a shipper but let's be honest this is probably about Roman not romantically but like

OR MAYBE JANUS???

IM SO CONFUSED

But Logan is definitely Nina in this situation it just fits so well with her character for the same reasons I really wanna play her (but never will cause I'm exactly 0% Latin American smh) yeah the pressures to be the smartest and then it backfiring horribly and oh God what if Inùtil is also in the playlist ahhhh

Okay moving on

Lifeboat-Heathers

WHAT

NO

NO

CONFORMITY RELATED ANGST LOGAN STOP BEING RELATABLE AHHHH

IS THIS CAPTAIN THOMAS??? THE OTHER SIDES AS A WHOLE??? AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT???

IM NOT OKAY

Bohemian Groove-Will Connolly

Okay I'm still not recovered from the last song but I need to continue or else I'm never gonna finish this playlist

Eeecccchhhhhoooo

Your friends haven't surpassed you Logan you belong with them okay????

Emptiness despite success??? Millennial who???

Vibing with it but also are you okay

Nvm I know the answer already

Hug All Ur Friends-Cavetown

Okay so Logan is a Cavetown gay noted

Self validation??? Who's she???

Lies. You care so much about what other people *sides* think about you

Maybe Logan listens to this song to remind himself to not care too much

But it doesn't work and it's getting to him more and more

Oh

That took a turn

Breathin'-Thomas Sanders

Good move

Don't really have much to say on this

The Bidding

Spoopy

Alchoholic!Logan

New idea for us fan writers

The pronunciation of beurgoise

Okay I'm like pretty certain at this point that all of the songs that mention a someone else is about Character!Thomas

A Better Version

OHMYGOD I LOVE THIS MUSICAL ITS SO UNDERRATED I HAVE LISTENED TO THE SOUNDTRACK AND UNGODLY AMOUNT OF TIMES YESSSSS

But also since I know the song in terrified cause the feels are gonna come in I just know it

Wait so is Jayce supposed to be Thomas???

I am suddenly feeling much more uncertain about my certainty

Okay let me unpause and just listen to it (even though I already know all of the lyrics)

Okay so I'm a dumbass and apparently this song isn't even part of the playlist

Okay so I'm an idiot and the last few songs have all been "related to playlist" and not in the actual playlist I'm big dumb.

Anyway here's my list of songs I think would fit. (BTW, I only went off of lyrics for these ones. I realize that there’s a general sound and vibe for the playlist, but I decided not to follow it.)

Oh No! ~ MARINA

Hug All Ur Friends ~ Cavetown

Bohemian Groove ~ Will Connolly

Guiltless ~ Dodie Clark

Lifeboat ~ Laurens O’Keefe

The Bidding ~ *idk who*

I Am Not A Robot ~ MARINA

Inútil - Lin Manuel Miranda

Through The Eyes Of A Child ~ AURORA

Community Gardens ~ The Scary Jokes

Let me know if I should do this with the other playlists as well! :)

[myheartbeatskids]

Jon: how long ago did you see him, it was a long time ago, i know!

Me: it was over a year ago

Robbie: and did you think id wait?!?! O.O

Me: yeah.

And I just laugh. Cause I know he did. Watch he will tell me.

Robbie: well shit, I did! But how did you know?!?!

Me: it isn't about me, Robby.

Jon: wow

Me: its about you. You know what is important

Robbie: my kids

Me: yeah And yourself. That's why we get a long and i know you don't need any one.

Robbie: you know how important my friends are to me and i left them all for you

Me: you know you didnt. You know my email.

MWII laughs heartedly

Me: hush it Matt. I only saw one kid and I know you guys had daddy's girl and mommys girl. Did you bring both?

Robbie: yeah you know I did

Me: so you had someone waiting at home for You when I saw you the first time?

Robbie laughs: she was with friends. See that's why i get you, you're so strict!

Me: yeah well when i got to my car I cried. You had me all fucked up.

Robbie: but why?!

Me: because you don't just strut into a Wal-Mart 900 miles from home like it ain't a thing.

Robbie: I know! I didn't!

Me: I know.

Robbie: but why did you cry

Me: because you made Me smile.

Robbie: wait what

Me: you made me laugh. But mostly because I knew.

Robbie: that I left? And i made you proud? Hey I ain't a kid. I'm a grown man!

Matt laughs

Me: shut up Matt. I know. A kid wouldn't know what to do.

Robbie: oh

Jesse: I see this thing between you too. Its different than me and her. You two. Im gonna cry. Its pure joy.

Robbie: happy to be alive. We made it. Sabrina, you did, too. That's why you cried. Because you knew I left And took both my kids. You knew you cared enough about me to teach it to me. And you cried for you. Me. And everyone in between. I'm a totally different man because of you. I thought i was good. I knew I was good. I thought I was deep. But you made deeper my thoughts, my joy, my temper. That's what I see you don't know. How much you impact others. You type and you stay angry and you fight and you fight and you will until you die. That's what you told me, now isnt it?

Me: yeah And I'm not finished.

Robbie: but almost. Dad?

Jesse: yeah I'm there. I see I know her because of you. They're different, don't you see, Sunny?

Sunny: yeah. I want to be happy too

Robbie: see there. That's what I mean. That's how Sabrina feels almost every day and the Annie. "But doesn't every body" that's what you used to say. I remember.

Me: I used to always think about that. You were the first person in a very long long time I talked to about happiness.

Robbie: well You did good. It stuck with me this while time and it changed my life completely. And I want to marry you

Me: I could say yes. [I try to skip MWII quickly] whoa shit your father is sitting there

Robbie: what's that got to do with anything?

Me: Idk he might try to compare dicks or something.

MWII: wow I think I'm embarrassed. I thought I was retro romance but he's good

Bobby: I'm telling you!

MWII: but she got babies!

Me: Matthew!

Bobby: like hes an annoying younger brother.

Jesse: well You can! You're Tarah's kid!

Robbie: mmm. Well what do you think, Sabrina?

Me: well we could date... Man it would be So nice just to have a turtle shell so I could just hide!

Robbie: no I'm for the whole thing

Kenny: no I've been trying to get her to get with me for months and I started years ago

Robbie: but see youre too busy you don't know how to make time for her or how t9 make her laugh

Jesse: is that true? He knows how to do thwt for you?

Me: yeah. Matt, quit! You're not about to be watching porn and youre gonna get blue balls all night!

Matt face palms: i hate myself

Jesse: well You are insane aren't you?!?!

Matt eagerly: uh huh. And i think you need to leave Robbie!

Jesse: he used to take my hat and throw it out the front door. Sabrina found 5 hats under the porch one day all belonging to me because obviously i wouldn't leave but my hat would stay!

Robbie: he's a little orphan and hasn't found anyone to love yet

Me: hes like a poltergeist.

Jesse: well this is really romantic.

Me: yeah it's a little strange isn't it? And he's your son and every thing to top it all off

Jesse: do you care?

Me: no its just unexpected. Like when I saw you at Wal-Mart, Robbie.

Robbie: yeah I know! You ran off!

Me: well i didn't mean to initially. I turned to tell Annabelle but she was gone.

Robbie: yeah but you did linger, we noticed. Well my daughter did

Me: I saw you running after me

Robbie: yeah well I didn't know your car

MWII: ohhhh shit.

Me: yeah I guess that makes sense. But then you got in your truck and i thought your daughter had gone in the store

Robbie: yeah she did.

Bobby: omg this is romantic!

Me: you run really fast. Like I thought I was crazy I was all no.. he probably went in the store. No one with that short legs can move that fast! And then disappear!!!!

Chuck: remember that ghost truck yesterday?

Me: that shit was funny.., i was all dam I thought it was a real truck... Then i got disappointed it was!

Robbie: is that what made you cry, that I disappeared?

Me: no you waited to run.

Robbie: well i told her what I was gonna do first.

Bobby: which was what? I'm on the edge of my seat.

Robbie: follow her home.

Bobby: to do what?

Robbie: tell her how I feel.

Me: O.O oh

Robbie: you're as lame as me. Hey dad. She used to do this shit to me. All sure and secure of herself and I would be all "oh" "but" "uhhh"

Me: he was cute tho.

Robbie: oh i bet. Cause you kept doing it.

Jesse: well go get her and bring her to me so i can place my hands on her head and bless her

MWII: well go on now, you know I don't want to marry you

Me: no Jesse! You just wanna suck what's left of my brain!!!

I decide to go out and smoke...

Jon: she looks like me when I was 10 ans ahe wanted to save me from the kid factory and I said "this lady loves me too much!!"

(Jesse did)

Out side:

Me: Chuck

Chuck: do what you want

Me: no, Chuck give me some advice.

Chuck: I wanna marry you!

Me: Jesse! Please tell me you don't wanna fuck!

Jesse: i don't wanna fuck

Sunny: this is too funny!! Let me meet him and I'll tell you what to do. I'll be your bridesmaid. Me and Annie we will share duties

Candy: me too mom

Me: sunny! Well it sounded like you already decided!!!

MWII laughs hysterically: shes all WTF?!?!

And laughs forever.

Shome: no one can tell you what to do.

Me: I know.

Bobby: then why you ask?!

Me: it's just so sudden!

Eric: it's been over a year

Me: well see I been busy. And i was just telling Jesse and the kids that i don't need any one.

Bobby: but romance!

Me: but I'm not like that.. I've pretty much always been single

Bobby: well that's stupid if you believe in true love and you know MWII ain't gonna do that for you. He just tries to protect you. Thats all.

Jesse: you look sudden but you already knew. He did everything you wanted. Did what -- did you promise?

Robbie: yeah.

Jesse: see thats all I have to say to you.

Robbie: Well shit Sabrina don't forget to breathe!

Me: oh! Well shit!

MWII: shes so funny

Me: you and kept calling me dumb! And he was sitting there waiting why didn't you say something! Well shit!

MWII: cause i didn't want to! Fuck you bitch! You're my sister!

Me: well quit telling people you're my husband!

MWII: shut up. Don't contradict me!

Me: alright, so you'll need to meet the kids

Robbie: all?! 0.0

Me: what if I said yes?

Robbie: 2 and Candy. You know my 2 already love you.

Jesse: do they?

Me: mmmhmm

Jesse: how do you know?

Me: they told me.

Jesse: well shit, idc go on get married

Me: you gonna pay for my wedding, daddy? You know you always wanted to be my daddy.

Jesse: I don't talk about money with strangers that fuck my son

Me: how about kids you baby sit and encourage you to take back your living ane abused kids like Jon?

Jesse: that's your kid, too. I'm bored. Hurry up and get married so i have something to do.

Me: brain wssh us? Do our laundry? Dirty dishes? Cook us food?

Jesse: are you not an adult?

Me: half the time lately im five or 6 why? Dont act like you're not 22.

Jesse: don't tell my real age. People can do math you know.

Me: ok, well Robby. Let's hang out, I don't have time to schedule a wedding

Robbie: oh yes you do!

MWII: sabrina goes what?

Me: no I was just gonna argue. No open ended questions, you know I stand my ground.

Robbie: oh friendly banter!

Me: well why aint you called or anything?

Robbie: well You look busy! And i just been working. And to be truthful I did need my time, you were right.

Me: well You do run really graceful.

MWII: shut the fuck up Sabrina you're just a nerd. Just say it Jesse you know you want to

Jesse: I can't! I'm shocked and pleased! Im surprised she actually found someone to love.

Bobby: now Sabrina don't cry

Me: wow that's a tall order! It's easier to get married!

Jesse: she's a tough cookie, and it would be one of my kids. I think that's pretty amazing.

Me: you know me and the bestie talk about this...like men living on their own to get to know themselves before even thinking about marriage

Eric: well now its time!

Jesse: I was wondering why you get along so well. I remember the first time you saw her, your eyes lit up with joy. No not at your parents in Okmulgee

Me: oh Oklahoma. When I was walking in the street with tiffany

Jesse: yes

Me: and you hid your eyes

Robbie: i thought they were making fun of me and i was already married a month and a few days And unhappy. I didn't want you to deal with that

Me: then I saw you at UNM after i gradh9and went to have lunch with the bestie.

Jesse: how do you remember that?

Me: because both times I said how did hot and sexy get on this Earth and both times he ran away too fast. And I've only said that about him.

Jesse: O.O well go on get married then!! Sunny you don't need to meet him!! That's what I prayed for! I put that in Mr Gloom for her!! God works fast, doesn't he!!!.?

Me: yeah. I didn't put anything in it, I couldn't think of anything. I knew I work too hard not to be a success. So thank you.

Jesse: well aren't you a little bitch? Seriously. You didn't put anything?

Me: I didn't.

Jesse: you sent me the link and you didn't?

Me: I didn't get to it. I was busy trying to fix everyone else's.

Jesse: like you tried to fix his.

Me: i should put wrinkles tho, I noticed my frown lines are deep and solid

Jesse: there's always next year

Me: i figured if I just smiled more, they would go away on their own. So it looks like you already put it in for me this year.

Bobby: well fucking shit! Im gonna cry!

Just about every one else: its about time you catch up!!

Bobby breaths it back in: there I'm caught up... O no I'm not!

Robbie: well You know you could be kissing and they will pucker up.

Jesse: looks like I did it for you two times.

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Jane Eyre - 1934 - 4/5

Vodka-less and tired and very cold, we begin our journey to the very first talkie version of Jane Eyre.

ow my bra hurts. I wish I had vodka. this is so sad. wait i have a rokerdelig brb. depression strikes syet again - i drank it earlier. alright lets get started in the 30s whoop. wow audio quality 10/10 lolol. opening with john reed hunting her down and she's blonde oh no she's been found.  holy fuck he's throwing shit at her - SLAP BITCH GET HIM. nooooooooNOOOO why is it errored. okay fixed. aunt mary? oh damn she collapsed cause he pitched that cup at her what an ass - bessie is reading to her naw. she's cut out of a lot of them and never shown so kind at the time she's actually. oh shit. ahaha 'they're bad and i hate them.' 'since you hate us so much i bet you'll be happy to know i'm sending you to an orphanage.' 'yes i am happy' looool. 'go away! GO AWAY! goodbye!" hell yeah lil Jane you stand up to that bish. not quite the snappy shebang she says in the others but very satisfying nonetheless - a lot braver and more obstinate love it. oh no her curls snip snip. ohh her hair is cute af. and very 30s ahaha what a coincidence. wow she talks back like hey ahah. she's looking down at lowood preacher dude down her nose ahah. didn't say hell? ahahaha omg this is great so far. she's the best lil Jane I think I've seen. ohh interesting way to show passing of time - the flipping book pages and the showing of the top of the next chapter - skipping quite a few ahead. skipped helen? straight to her ahah oh shit -- teaching. she's standing up to brocklehurst like no ones business. 'you're dismissed! get out!' 'I'll get out - gladly!' ohmygod she's great she's so great none of that simpering and passivity she's taking the world by the balls.  'you cruel dingy childbeater!' 'you ought to be tarred and feathered you ugly old crocodile!' lmao im in love with her. she walks off laughing and happy about being dismissed. miss temple loves her and gonna miss her so sweet, brocklehurst was like holy damn wtf. ahaha her drivers a drunk, fukn flying across the road she's like bye m8. she's proud and above him and annoyed she has to walk rather than die in a carriage crash. oh damn now she meets no? yeah she's not even made it --oh fuck that horse FLIPPED. she helps unprompted and isn't hesitant in talking back and speaking up oh my god she just stalked off after helping him up ahaha. ahaha oh shit the drunk driver works at thornfield and when they asked why she walked instead of taking the carriage she covered his ass and said she just wanted to walk through the meadows and he's like oh thank fuck thank you jesus she just rolls her eyes with a smile. she speaks 3 languages and draws and plays - very accomplished. he's adele's uncle? Samuel Poole ey what a g m8. and he warns her out of the blue to keep her door locked at night. that 30s makeup is crazy awesome. round face, rosy cheeks, long brows and dark eye makeup and lips. short hair. Adele gives her the tour. she's proud and self-assured. poh damn they're only allowed on one side of the house - sam is married to grace poole. just dunno why she's blonde? probs cause she's supposed to be like angelic? anyway she's gorgeous and the angles are nice and the lighting is good--andw what era are these dresses jfc there's no way she could afford that dress fuck. and who curled her hair and that's a low bow whats happening it looks like a southern gone with teh wind situation. he's smaller than she is. he's bathed in darkness - the light is dimmer on him than her. she's even got a necklace. they're not sitting by the fire. he was too busy looking at her to notice her giving his tea. awkward sips ahaha. it's got like a diamond on the necklace. he looks like he's squatting on that tiny chair. oh shit she's gonna sing instead of play. yikes i hope she can--she's literally taller than him. oh she's gonna play and sing. she looks like blanche is supposed to look? and of course she can sing - all framed by candlelight and hanging crystals. the audio is crackling ahah wow incredible they can do it at all - one of the first talkies damn. 'lovely' wow she a mary sue? please don't be a mary sue.sings and yeets outta there not even finished her tea. far out that dress is not doing it for me. what world would a governess be dressed like that? she wears nothing but white. and journalling is never a good idea. but my god she's gorgeous---lots of SCREAMINGGG. and they're telling Jane that its just a servant and its clearly not grace poole doing the screaming? Fairfax knows? Jane can't blame Grace? Jane's like not freaked about it - i suppose she's journalling about it. Adeles a 'mischief' lol nice. she's ran from her lesson and climbed a tree and now she's stuck up there and Jane like doesn't hesitate just scales that tree after her 'uncle edward help! my foot's caught!' 'her foot's caught' 'her foot's caught, so i gathered.' he seems so gentle and kind and pleasant. gets adele out of the tree - 'and where would you like this package delivered, miss eyre?' ahaha cute ooh they know when rochester is leaving to london. he's handsome i'll give him that, it's better --wait when was blanche introduced. asking him when he's getting married and he says next month and adele asks if he's gonna marry blanche and he avoids the question and she starts on but is interrupted by a frantically gesticulating Jane shaking her head, and she cuts herself off and skips away all innocvently lol til she slips moron kid hit her knee ahahaha what a dumbass. Jane's helping clean the chandelier? and Adele is helping as well, that's cool. wtf this kids a moron getting herself headdown stuck in a vase and JAne smashes that shit and snaps at Rochester's amused quip at breaking his shit and blanche laughs and Jane turns on her lol what a savage and storms off. dancing around her room to the sound of the music downstairs that's nice and cute I'd do the same thing ahaha. she's all petulant cause brought blanche who hasn't been introduced properly? is she gonna put her fancy dress on? no? i hope not. damn they're in a ball room? nice. blanche has dark hair and looks much older than any other, not a bad thing just different. they call her beautiful and pretty - not even trying to pretend she's plain and simple. he's suddenly all over her staring intensely and accompanying her into the room and now they're dancing no way? no? no. governesses and landowners don't dance? she's down here without adele. he's sad she didn't dress up - she didn't want to appear as anything than what she is : a governess! at least she's proud of it. he's amused. and charmed. she thinks he's mocking her. now they're being introduced - an interesting way of doing things but rather natural compared to immediately knowing each other. Adele's sitting here with some old guy talking shit about people wow that's mean. fkn kids and this lord ingram is encouraging the hell out of her ahaha. but when she taunts him suddenly its not so funny ahaha. blanche is nice but sarcastic? it's a wedding party ooooh? adele m8 letting things slip? it's 2am and she's dreaming of him - and damn she's going straight for the curtains with that candle and its not lighting? then we see an altogether put together lady return with teh candle to the room upstairs before crazy cackling. god Jane is pretty. oh shit the house is on fire. nah just his room. there's no dramatic music - yes! she's the one to tear down the curtains and open the window - she's legit the most assertive main character i've seen - he's woken up and the fire is like already out. she's got this sorted all he has to do is give her a blanket 'why didn't you call for help?' 'I didn't think it necessary...' noice. here have some alcohol - from the same cup: might as well kiss. she burnt her hands and HE KISSED THEM. she's like bye. she is outies not taking any of his affections like she got better things to do, like sleep. he's in her room? he brought her a book. they're standing very close. he wants her to help redecorate the west wing - he's quite sure he's getting married in a month and that she'll have things to suit the lady's taste. eyeyeyeyyy. its a pupppppppppppyyyyy. oh it's adele's room. ohmygod so fuckin cute rochester is putting adele to bed and she's saying that she wants an aunt that she can choose and she wants it to be miss eyre and he says she wont have them and she says he has to ask her and she'll make sure she says yes. 'that'd be very nice'. cute af ma8. 'don't forget to ask her!' he grins happily. she chooses a cutain (?) and rochester jumps in 'we prefer this one!', and ol mate says 'i congratulate the lady on her discerning taste - the room will look delightful!' what a thing to say. she looks fkn miserable lolol she thinks she's choosing shit out for blanche - they're choosing out jewels now. she's fkn despondent. she flees the jewellers, he follows her and she cries and tells him she's off on holiday. he's not happy like did you think that would go well?? she's not even saying goodbye to him ahaha bye adele and fairfax nevermind here he is marching up the stairs weren't you gon' say goodbye????? tajes her bags and back upstairs to show her the room she designed? she loves it and he's happy and taking the coat off - 'it's incomplete' 'incomplete? everything seems to be in its proper place - what's missing?' 'you.' ohmygodddddddd. 'can't you see i've been falling in love with you all of this time?' rochester yaaaassss. she's not about to argue lol. whoops - 'you must never decieve me again' she chides lovingly and he laughs and shakes his head. like duuuuude i haven't forgotten this is Jane Eyre. okay he's very handsome and she's gorgeous what a lovely couple. now she's dressed in enormous dresses and jewels much more fitting now I suppose, though she did just say she didn't want to be lavished and pampered. oh what the fuck lol what 'edward my husband!' ahaha oh shit bertha just popped nicely out of nowhereeeee -'you can't separate me from my husband again! no one shall!' oh shit. oh shit. wow that was so brushed over - 1930s sensibilities??? Jane's like uhhhh what was that explain yourself he's like I love you you make me so happy i didn't want to tell you I was married to a psycho that I keep in the attic and take care of. she almost forgave him then he rushed off to help with his violent wife - what she gon do?? she waiting forever surely not she's better than that. yas ohmygod is she gone? SHES GONE AHAHAHA YAS DAMN GO GIRL. she wrote a goodbye note to Adele but not him ahaha savage I love her. ohh a star wars cut noice. he's just gon sit in his library? took mrs fairfax to be like yo dude she couldn't have gone very far ahah she's hiding from him in the shadows all misery and rain. searching for her in the dark- thornfield's on fire! oh yikes it's seriously on fire.  get out of there ya;ll. it's so odd not to have any action music oh damn he's going into the house to get bertha he's in his tophat ahaha fire effects! fire effects! fire effects! whoo. she's found herself in a soup kitchen very nice Jane you're an angel. she's going to india huh oh damn we speeding through this bit - 30 seconds after we meet Rivers he's proposing ahaha. she looks insulted, thanks him and storms out. she's pouring soup an hour before her wedding to Rivers and Sam's just popped up looking fucked uppp. i think he's just drunk tbh. bertha burned to death. Jane's frantic and upset m8 and yeah Sam's drunk af. so JAne went to him - he's blind and angry and an't see her and she's crying and he's shocked my god he's in the light and he's in the dark and he's reaching toward the light and touching her face - lol she raced back to thornfield in a day. lol you want some tea Eyre, it's nice for you to call. he's convinced ---ohhhhh--- "strange, you pity me when I'm blind and yet when I was worse than blind you had no mercy.' he's sending her awayyyyy noo he literally just told her they never belonged to each other and they never did like damn son that is fuckin colldddddd. she's so emotional and he's like yep I guess. She was awesome, he was handsome and had his fine moments. It was cute af m8 noice.

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Oh Anon, you done permitted me to unleash my Klance storm I’ve been brewing all evening let me tell you…

So here's the thing I back when the SDCC thing dropped. James looks like he has purple eyes. I thought he was going to be revealed as a Galra plant? But no, he just has violet-ish eyes and honestly to me? He looks like a Klance lovechild.

Which got me thinking. What if he was? (Through a combo of Alien science DNA-mixing and a surrogate).

Okay so basically the premise is like in Sailor Moon when Chibiusa shows up but KLANCE:

His parents sent him through a cosmic wormhole or whatever because it isn't safe for him in the future timeline but maybe something goes wrong and he lost part of his memory and was adopted by the Griffins but remembers his Dad (Lance) and Pops (Keith). Just not their names and their faces are fuzzy but he remembers them loving and protecting him and each other.

As a wee child he arbitrarily decided that his Pops is the only person in the world allowed to call him "Jim" or any variation thereof bc his Pops is so chill about it. 

(This made Future!Lance sad bc he named him James Tiberius Kogane-McClain for a REASON and wanted to be able to do “Damn it, Jim! I’m your father not a...” Dad jokes and JAMES SENSED THIS WAS COMING)

When he meets Keith at school he hates him. He doesn't know why. At the Garrison he's super fond of Lance and they both consider themselves Keith's rival and maybe bond a little over that? But also Lance is funny! Reminds him of his Dad’s sense of humor. Huh.

Keith gets so exasperated at one point he goes to Shiro:

"UGH WHY DOES JAMES HATE ME IS IT BECAUSE I'M GAY?"

And Shiro's like, "Well Keith, James was telling that Taylor kid that he has two dads, do you think it–"

"WHAT. WHAT THE, wait, omg he's friends with Taylor wtf I don't want to hate him he's so damn cute, I HATE HIM NOW AND HIS STUPID TWO DADS."

There's other clues like when Lance finds out James's full name is James Tiberius and he's like "ZOMG I always wanted to name my future kid that!! I never told anyone that before!! Why am I shouting? JAMES YOU'RE SO COOL!!"

*Keith overhearing this in the lunch room, snapping his spork in frustration*

"Why Taylor whyyyyyy... I can't tell if you have bad taste or if I do?!"

*Adam slowly slides him a Capri Sun and pats his shoulder*

(Future!Keith didn't fight Future!Lance on the name bc he got a "BABIES AND WOLVES DON'T NAME THEMSELVES, OKAY??" lecture and it makes Lance super happy. However the next kid has to be named Yoralivan they promised Krolia).

James and Keith are arguing and Keith is like "WHATEVER JIMBO!" and James just freezes because that's what his Pops and ONLY his Pops calls him and he cries because hearing Keith say that name in that tone causes his memories to come flooding back.

He runs away to his bunk and tries to rationalize it and realizes he must be in an alternate reality like Uncle Slav said! Because his dads can't really be the goofball who does random silly dances in the hallway and the annoying rebel show-off? RIGHT?

Wrong :)

So that's the day Keith gets kicked out of the Garrison. James doesn't talk to Lance anymore, and Lance thinks he did something wrong but won't get an answer out of him but shrugs it off because he's a fighter pilot now!

Cut to the paladins returning to Earth. And Keith is back and so is Lance and wait… They're holding hands. Oh no. OHHHH NOOOOOOOOO. OH GOD NOT THIS REALITY TOO! I CANNOT WATCH MY PARENTS DO THIS WHAT IF I WALK IN ON THEM DOING SOMETHING THAT WILL SCAR ME.

James is now having a crisis because they have to save Earth but also he REALLY is getting weirded out watching his parents make goo-goo eyes at each other.

He also quickly realizes they both plan to propose to one another and starts conveniently interrupting and separating them.

But also? He oddly… supports them!? Like when they snipe at each other he tries to shut that noise down quickly and yells at Keith to go apologize to Lance because "He deserves so much better than YOU, but you make him happy so don't fuck that up, okay?"

(He’s secretly cheering inside because holy FUCK he’s allowed to yell and swear at his Pops and he’s not getting a “Language!” raised eyebrow of disapproval from his Dad or Uncle Shiro).

Actually it makes him pang a little inside because one of his favorite things is when his Dad would hear him swear and he and his Pops would make fun of his reaction:

“Language James! Keith, back me up here.”

“... Watch your fucking mouth, Jim”

“KEITH!”

“LKSDJHS I will father, I will.”

Keith has already realized his Taylor error from back in the day so he remembers James and Tay-Lance being buds and OH NO IS THIS FUCKER AFTER MY MAN. FFFF IM PROPOSING RIGHT NOW.

Keith has Cosmo (Kosmo?) zap them away to the cockpit of the Red Lion bc James can't interrupt them there and he proposes with a ring he forged during his two years on the space whale after smelting down a re-puposed dagger Krolia had from her family. Lance cries and takes his own ring out of his pocket that his mom gave him (was her father's ring) after she spent 3 minutes with Keith and Lance in the same room and realized her son needed to put a ring on that STAT.

James is. Very. Conflicted.

Because he loves his parents. He wants to go back to them.

But they're also right in front of him and he can't let it show. Because he's realized he is in his own timeline (damn it Slav!!) and he doesn't want to butterfly effect himself out of existence.

(Or he'll wake up and his middle name isn't Tiberius it's Kosmo-Yorak-Kolivan-Texas or whatever Keith would decide in revenge for all the crap he's put him through).

They do find out though. It's a little weird.

Shiro just blinks and is like. "I should be more surprised right? But I have a floaty robot-arm and Altean magic powers and I literally could not fathom how i'm supposed to be shocked anymore."

Adam buys Keith a lot of Capri Suns (in this universe James sabotaged his getting to the mission on time like his Pops told him to and Adam is perfectly awesomely ALIVE bc fuck why not I'm already writing a Klance lovechild Sailor Moon AU so Adam lives bitches).

Happy ending! James goes back to the future and Lance is hugging him like "Omg I am so PROUD YOU GREW UP SO GOOD UGH YOU ARE GONNA BE SUCH A HEARTBREAKER NO DATING UNTIL YOU ARE 22 PROMISE ME!!"

James rolls his eyes. "Da~aaad. You were how old when you two started–"

"NO DATING UNTIL YOU ARE TWENTY TWO!"

Keith's all soft, fond smile on his face, "Nice work, Jimbo," and ruffling his hair. "But did you have to be such a royal pain to your Pops like that?"

"Shut up Mullet!" James and Lance say while both crying and hugging.

"Yeah okay… Your name is Yorak now."

Uncle Adam and Uncle Takashi are crying into their Capri Suns. Uncle Slav has been tossed into the brig by Aunt Allura for almost interrupting the reunion.

[xuanarchive]

script

scene 1

emmi (20 y/o) has not had a break all week from work or school. saturday is her only full day of rest. her room is decorated with a minimal white/beige aesthetic. she's sleeping as the sun is setting. she is living with her 17 y/o sister, eden, and her mother.

eden: (barges into emmi's room) girl... what are you doing? the sun is setting and you're sleeping?!

emmi: (rubs eyes, check phone) you're annoying. i'm not sleeping... i was napping... all day. *sarcastic*

eden: you think you're funny. anyways, i made pasta-

emmi: (shoots up from bed) omg thank god, i'm so hungry. my stomach is bubbling !!! wAIT- did you use spinach??? you can use my spinach!! (emmi loves her spinach)

eden: *wtf* i didn't use your spinach. you're so weird.

emmi: (scratches head in embarrassment) just kidding... anyways... aiko is mean and i'm allergic to aiko. i don't think we can keep your cat anymore.

eden: i don't care. bye now *eden exits*

scene 2

emmi checks her notifications to see what she's missed all day, as she eats her pasta with an insane amount of spinach. suddenly, she sees messages from her closest friends confronting her about her behavior.

emmi: (barges into eden's room) bro. i need you to look at these messages real qui-

eden: (laughing) hold up, look at this video of you in high school it's so funny

emmi: (cringes) please don't play that video it is SO (exaggerated so) cringey!

eden: (puts phone away) whatever. what happened?

emmi: (sighs, gives phone) look at what they said. im just anxious right now

eden: (analyzing and reading) interesting... i think what they are saying is valid, but you sound a lil stupid not gonna lie

emmi: (face palm) i know... i just didn't know what to say. like i understand i have my faults, but so do they. it's not bad that i outgrew my friends, right?

eden: well, of course not. it's normal and it's bound to happen if things start to falter in a relationship.

emmi: right. i do feel bad about frida, but i just didn't really know how to talk to her. i know for sure though, she was a good friend but i wasn't a good friend for her.

eden: well, i think her points about you not doing the bare minimum is valid and shouldn't ignored. after all, it's common decency to do those basic tasks as a friend.

emmi: (sigh, disappointed in herself) i know. i just had a lot going on my plate, but wouldn't you agree that they are in the wrong as well? like i never tried arguing with jess in the way she explained it. she didn't make sense.

eden: yeah, she keeps projecting. i think they projected their insecurities onto you and they made a confirmation bias about you too.

emmi: exactly! like i know i was a bad person at some faults. i did have manipulative tendencies, but they weren't intentional. it was never brought to my attention either.

eden: i understand where you're coming from. how they handled this was a little messed up. to be quite frank, the way they wanted you to understand them is the way they needed to understand you.

emmi: exactly. this is why you're my sister. i'm not a loner right??

eden: bitch... bye. no, you're not. although... *suspicious on the fence although* i do remember telling you about your habits. not blaming you, but clearly, the real world isn't gonna be nice to you as i am.

emmi: (rolls eye) cause you're my little sister. i don't take you seriously. i understand that though, it's just the fact that they didn't say anything to me. like, i was so mad i started shaking.

eden: *tired and zoned out* i digress. i'm tired. you'll be fine, tell me more later. goodnight now.

emmi feels sad and leaves her room as she says goodnight to her sister. 

scene 3

a month passes and she's trying to figure out who she is after losing close friends. she meets up with an old friend, cara.

emmi: (walks up and hugs cara) hi!!! it's been so long.

cara: *excited* hi emmi!! i missed you so much.

the two hug each other and stand still, trying to hold in their laughter.

at the same time: melted ice cream. the two start bursting out in laughter. melted ice cream has always been an inside joke between them, because they both were eating ice cream when suddenly it got their face, pants, and hair. the two now look back at that memory and laugh.

emmi: it feels so good to see you!

cara: i know!!! we haven't seen each other in so long. what have you been up to?

emmi: so much girl... so much. but first, i got a massage... and i started getting scared for my life. they were so ROUGH. what about you though??

cara: damn... i now know to avoid any massage parlors... *laugh* but, as always, lots to update you on. i met up with my dad after a while.

cara's mom and dad are divorced. she barely sees her dad.

emmi: oh, your dad? really? how did things go? i remember how he used to play the piano and then be the loudest one laughing with all the other adults. i just realized your dad is a comedian and a musician. so that makes more sense. *awk*

cara: (laughing) you always forget, but that's okay. i forget too! considering... i don't... seeee.....anyways. to put it short, he needs therapy.

emmi: (looks around) girl.... we been... knew... that....

(cara and emmi laugh)

cara: yeah that's true. i also just started university after taking a gap year. i miss my mom.

emmi: oh!! how is it? we can visit your mom since you're back in town if you haven't already

cara: yeah, can we? you're the only person i've seen since i landed from seattle.

emmi: of course! lets go buy her some flowers from trader joes?

cara: yes!! you literally read my mind. i want tulips. i think she would want tulips too! *happy*

emmi and cara are driving through the city to trader joes, listening to hit different by sza on volume 20.

emmi: (big sigh) cara, i just wanted to say, i'm glad you're in my life right now. i appreciate you so much and i just wanted to let you know that!

cara: (parks car) ew... *genuine disgust* why are you talking to me like that

emmi: (scrunches face) making friends is so hard. (she says as they both leave the car)

cara: true. making friends in uni has been so hard. but i kno-

cara's fling, jon, recognizes her and calls out to her.

cara: (awkward) hi!! sorry, i'm gonna say hey to him really quick! if i take a while, buy some snacks with my card and ummmm-

emmi: (laughs) just go! i got chipotle, stop playing with me i don't need your card *joking, smart tone*

cara: oh yeah i forgot you had that with. imma be back okay!! this is gonna be quick!!

emmi: i know... and you better tell me who that is when you DO come back. (laughs and walks back into car to eat her chipotle)

emmi watches cara interact with jon. they are standing very close to each other as cars pass by them with the sunset in the distance. emmi sees how beautiful they are, and suddenly feels a rush of emotions over her. she realizes that while she's with her friend cara, one friend means more than a group of superficial friends.

end scene

[vvhiskcy]

whiskey deserved better : an essay. by me. So far, I’ve seen the movie twice, and I am not getting into all the things wrong with it but focus on whiskey and pedro in this thing;;

here we go! 1. We’ve seen a lot of his scenes in the trailer. A lot of us based our idea of Whiskey on that, and we felt pretty fucked over when we got presented with  - what exactly in the movie? An incredibly inconsistent and poorly drawn character. Lemme explain;

2. His motives. We don’t get to learn about them until the end; Whiskey is out to avenge the death of his wife and unborn child by the hands of druggies. No, wait. He’s out to boost Statesman Bourbon shares. Or - what? His motive literally changes from one moment to the next, and it’s not only inconsistent, but also all over the place. Considering we learn that he is running the NY HQ, we gotta assume he knows something about sales - enough to not argue that meth heads and some teens that smoke pot at festivals and in their dad’s garage would invest in Bourbon that costs 50 Bucks a bottle, thereby causing shares to rocket. Though this motive only lasts about 3 seconds, before he goes full on Oberyn Martell, holds a small speech about his late sister wife only to eventually get his ass handed to him.

3. Leading me to point 3; We don’t care. We cared more about John Kramer and his motives, because we got properly introduced to his character and backstory. They made us care. We could relate, and at least say; yeah, I get what he is on about.... With Whsikey, we get this guy that is supposed to be kinda funny, but that we don’t get to know well enough to actually care about to relate to. Therefore, we don’t really give too many shits about his whole agenda. Yeah, dead wife and kid, tragic, but we don’t care about you enough to care about that.  Also, genocide? Come on.

4. Whiskey and Ginger. This is mostly my POV on the entire thing, but her we go; From the incredibly old fashioned way he tried to hit on Clara at Glasto to Ginger’s comment on having had to go through with this whith Whiskey, who had no idea what he was doing, I got the impression that Whiskey was a lot less of a womanizer than he made himself/ was made out to be, possibly still being stuck in love with his high school sweetheart. ‘BUT HE PULLED THAT THING ON POOR GINGER’ - as he didn’t remember Maria (I named her that, sue me). BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM VOTING AGAINST HER? I kinda don’t believe the whole ‘he so sexist’ thing, as we can clearly see that there are other female agents on the table. Imho, he likes Ginger (watch him hit on her and listen to the things Pedro and Halle say in interviews), and the idea of her in the field gives him Nam flashbacks to his late wifes fate. He’s being a protective asshole. BUT THAT TIME HE YELLED AT HER ABOUT NOT FIXING HARRY RIGHT.  -. . . after she asked him why Harry shot him in the head. He ca hardly tell her it was because he has this poorly scripted hidden agenda. But idk, #4 here is prolly the most subjective one. Moving on.

5. His character only exists so they can cram in another fight and another death scene. Whiskey contributes nothing to the storyline in terms of things that would make his character as an individual stand out; It might as well have been any other agent, had they changed the stupid revenge backstory. Gin. Rum. Vodka. They might as well have been accompanied by Agent Jägermeister, might have accidentally - for real this time - dropped the antivirus as they got attacked, and the entire movie would have unravelled the same way. Agent Whiskey and his backstory literally only exist because someone went; not enough boss fights. It’s so lazily written, it’s not even a plot twist. Like, they put it in the bloody TRAILER!  Yay, another POC character that dies because ACTION!!!

6. Jack Daniels Burger. We get it. Haha. 

7. “This ain’t that kinda movie, bruv’ As if to prove my point 5, he literally rambles on about revenge for his sister wife instead of just killing Eggsy and Harry. It’s not like he could possibly let them live afterwards anyway, or am I wrong? He seems like a clever guy, so wtf is this??? And not only that - while Whiskey didn’t seem to have any actual issues with people - hence maybe his reluctance to kill Harry and Eggsy straight on? - he suddenly turns full asshole - AGAINST MERLIN, who he at no point had beef with whatsoever, stating that he’s gonna chop Harry in small enough pieces to fit in a bucket and still have enough room for ‘their Buddy Merlin’ That doesn’t sound like proper character development or anythign to me, just a sad attempt to get the viewer to dislike a character that they otherwise wouldn’t have cared about too much, because we simply weren’t given enough to care about to begin with. Hes literally just in this film so he can be wasted in a ‘cool’ fight and a ‘cool’ death. I know I sound like a broken record, but I’m hella angry?!

8. BONUS;; .PEDRO DESERVED BETTER.  Pedro has more scenes than Halle, Jeff and Channing together, yet his name wasn’t in any of the trailers or on the poster. And no, going ‘We put the well known names on the thing to draw in a crowd’ isn’t a fucking excuse, cause it wouldn’t have cost you shit to just slap another name onto there. He deserved it. Also, his ‘lack of popularity’ some might bring up as an argument is a shit argument as it didn’t stop the official fox twitter account to bank in on his GoT popularity by throwing out photoshop edits. Pedro is a lovely, incredibly gifted nugget, but his characters dialogue seemed so forced and scripted most of the time, even his acting couldn’t make up for it.  tl;dr they wasted a great actor and the possibility of a great character on behalf of lazy writing and a cool looking but completely redundant and unnecessary fight scene and im salty af.

[diggorypuff]

Best Lyrics of Reputation and my commentary

Ready for It:

He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor - My 1950s loving ass is just here for this Burton to this Taylor shit, cause their an OTP

Every love I’ve known in comparison is a faliure - Also a reference in my mind to Burton-Taylor love.

End Game:

I wanna be your A-Team - Just here for the early Ed Sheeran reference ;)

I’ve got some big enemies - idk i like the drama what the hell

Ooo you and me would be a big conversation - Media

I got a reputation that don’t precede me - opposite of the line that taylor cut from gorgeous

I don’t wanna just be another ex love that you don’t wanna see - <3

I don’t wanna miss you like the other girls do - hmmm... i really don’t feel joe vibes listening to this?

I just wanna be drinking on the beach with you all over me - This makes me think of the pics of Tom & Taylor on the beach

I got issues and chips on both of my shoulders - Ed’s singing always gets me and I like the chip on the shoulder trope

The truth is it’s easier to ignore it believe me - Love it

Even when we argue we don’t do it for long - Sounds like me with my friends <3

You understand the good and bad end up in the song - now that sounds like Joe

(Side note if it is all about Joe like she ‘claims’, seems odd but whatever, betcha that Calvin & Tom are so fucking thankful that Joe’s got her so loved up that she can’t even give a shit about their asses and how she thinks they may have wronged her)

All my flaws, paranoias, and insecurities - reference to the image built of Taylor

After the storm something was born - <3

Four words on the tip of my tongue - ???? Four words?

You and me we got big reputations - ... can’t be joe cause when they started dating everyone was legit like Joe who????

And I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put them - i’d rather it be like about putting them in peoples backs, but i like this too, like she keeps maps of where she puts them after their buried, cause she’ll happily dig them up again if your wrong her, ie Kanye drama

My reputation precedes me - there it is again

I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me - Love this line <3

Your handprints in my soul - <3

I Did Something Bad

I never trust a narcissist but they love me, so I play them like a violin, and I make it look oh so easy - I love it idk

Cause for every lie I tell them they tell me three - wtf love it 

This is how the world works, now all he thinks about is me - LOVE

If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing - reference to kanye’s i made that bitch famous lyrics? and i love it

I don’t regret it one bit cause he had it coming - this song has drilled into the vindictive, slice your throat open side of me??? pls stop

They say I did something bad - <3

And i love the techno sound of it like tear it up

I never trust a playboy but they love me - ;)

So I fly them all around the world and let them think they saved me - ? Taylor who this about?

They never see it coming - ;) devilish

You gotta leave before you get left - heart ripping feel the power

He says don’t throw away a good thing  - idk im torn whether I like this line or not???

If he drops my name then I owe him nothing - Kanye, Calvin, a ton of ppl? 

And if he spends me change then he had it coming - I love the had it coming line makes me think of Cellblock Tango

They’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one - Strong line

They got their pitchfork and proof, their receipts and reasons - Receipts -_-

Light me up - I love whenever that term is used

The little bubblier tune change towards the end is magic too

Don’t Blame Me -

 How this is not a Jack Antoff produced tune is beyond me it sounds so much like Waiting Game, whatever the tune is magic

Don’t blame me love made me crazy, and if it doesn’t you ain’t doing it right - I love the passion filled love story goes back to my love of Burton-Taylor, also reminds me of that thread of That’s the Way I Loved You

I’ve been breaking hearts a long time - Love it

They say she’s gone too far this time - this is powerful

And I’m just gonna call you mine, I’m insane but I’m your baby - Playing on the medias stereotype, getting a bit old 

Echoes, love you name inside my mind, halo, hiding my obsession - It’s a good lyric especially the name inside my mind

And baby, for you, I would fall from grace, just to touch your face - I wrote a similar line in a song earlier today before I heard this similar feeling runs deep

If you walk away, I'd beg you on my knees to stay - playing on the damsel in distress vibe again, also getting a bit old

Delicate

This ain’t for the best, my reputations never been worse - I love the my reputations never been worse line <3

Oh damn, never seen that color blue - Love it

Is it cool that I said all that, Is it chill that you're in my head? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - Fresh love, and I like it cause I get

Is it too soon to do this yet? 'Cause I know that it's delicate - I feel like this is about writing a song about someone, like is it too soon to write a song about this yet, not in a bad way!!!

Do the girls back home touch you like I do? - Sexy line, hot

Echoes of your footsteps on the stairs - Line reminds me of ‘ Sounded like footsteps on my stairs’ from If This Was a Movie. Also reminds me of All Too Well and the ‘down the stairs you were there I remember it all too well’ cause you know I’ll look for any reason to mention the power song

Stay here, honey, I don't wanna share - ??? what’s this about

Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming of me? - <3

Sometimes when I look into your eyes, I pretend you're mine, all the damn time -  LOVE IT

Look What You Made Me Do

I’ve fallen out of love with the beat but it is still lit

But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time - It’s strong and give me power

Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all time - See above

I got a list of names and yours is in red underlined, I check it once, then I check it twice - See above, also it’s vicious and I live for it

Maybe I got mine, but you'll all get yours - Kitty got claws

I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me - Makes me grin with evil intentions

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now" "Why?" "Oh, 'cause she's dead!" - Maniacal laughter like Yzma as the cat in Emperorers New Groove

Below the lines that I’m not here for anymore

You ask me for a place to sleep,locked me out and threw a feast - idk? just eye roll?

The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama, but not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma - again just done with it

So it Goes...

I'm yours to keep and I'm yours to lose - Cool 

You know I'm not a bad girl, but I do bad things with you - ;)

Met you in a bar, All eyes on me, your illusion is, All eyes on us - Makes me think of This is What You Came For, so I’m thinking this is a Calvin dig, for him being a intimidated by her success

I make all your grey days clear and wear you like a necklace - This whole song I’m like idek if this is good or not, this is my least fav song on the album

I'm so chill, but you make me jealous - Girl we’re cool, but when have you ever been chill, and you’ve always been jelly?

Come here, dressed in black now - Oooh reputation era, bad ass taylor coming in, having her emo dressing in all black phase coming in XD

Scratches down your back now - Rawr sexy

Gorgeous

You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk - Making fun of Joe’s British accent ;)

And I got a boyfriend he’s older than us he’s in the club doing I don’t know what - Tom? Calvin??? Who knows.

Whiskey on ice, sunset and vine, you’ve ruined my life by not being mine - I get it 

You’re so gorgeous, I can’t say anything to your face, cause look at your face - Again I feel it

You should take it as a compliment that I’m talking to everyone here but you - Agreed

If you got a girlfriend, I’m jealous of her, but if you’re single it’s actually worse - Honestly yes, cause if you got a girlfriend, Ima be good cause I’m a Jackie not a Marilyn, but if you don’t omg I’m sorry I can’t stop it

You’re so gorgeous it actually hurts - Yep

Ocean blue eyes looking in mine, I feel like I might sink and drown and die - I’m sinking drowning and dying all at once

Like Joe isn’t really attractive to me but I’m glad she’s happy and wrote this bop cause I feel it in my soul

Getaway Car

The robo voice can go thank you

It was the best of times the worst of crimes - Love it already

I struck a match and blew your mind, but I didn’t mean it, and you didn’t see it - <3

The tires were black, the lies were white, and shades of gray in candle light - WHY DO I ENJOY THIS?

I wanted to leave him, but I needed a reason - IS JOE THE REASON? Okay love, but also come on if you wanna leave him, leave him for you!

X marks the spot where we fell apart, he poisoned the well, I was lying to myself - I love it so much and the beat??!?

I knew from the first old fashioned we were cursed, we never had a shot, shot, shot in the dark - Honestly can’t tell if this is her being like been on Joe for the longest time wanted to kick all the boys to curb moment I saw him shit, or whether it’s just her telling one of her made up love stories tied to the truth??? Like this is just about Bonnie and Clyde sorta and she’s just tying it to this.

You were driving the get away car, we were flying but we never get far - BOP BOP BOP

Don't pretend it's such a mystery think about the place where you first met me-And where exactly is that Taylor we’d all like to know, WHERE, WHEN, AND HOW DID YOU REALLY MEET JOE EXPLAIN

We're ridin' in a getaway car there were sirens in the beat of your heart - <3

Shoulda know I'd be the first to leave - Love

While he was runnin' after us, I was screamin', "go, go, go!" - LOVE LOVE LOVE

But with three of us, honey, it's a side show and a circus ain't a love story and now we're both sorry - Getting all kinds of era refs here

It hit you like a shotgun shot in the heart - Dead

I'm in a getaway car,I left you in a motel bar, put the money in the bag and I stole the keys that was the last time you ever saw me - This whole line is killer and I love it

King of My Heart

I'm perfectly fine, I live on my own,I made up my mind, I'm better off bein' alone - Love it

We met a few weeks ago - Idk but I like this single line

So prove to me I'm your American Queen and you move to me like I'm a Motown beat - I get American Boy vibes from this

Cause all the boys and their expensive cars, with their Range Rovers and their Jaguars, never took me quite where you do - All I can think about is Harry’s Range Rover, and Tom in the Jaguar commercials, and lol jaggywires 

Late in the night, the city's asleep your love is a secret I’m hoping, dreaming, dying to keep - sound of my heart beat

Change my priorities - sweet

Overall song is just eh - second least av

Dancing with Our Hands Tied 

That beginning piano is magic

I, I loved you in secret first sight, yeah, we love without reason - <3

Oh, 25 years old, Oh, how were you to know and my, my love had been frozen - </3

Deep blue, but you painted me golden - powerful

You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it, I had a bad feeling - Strong, and heartbreaking

People started talking, putting us through our paces,I knew there was no one in the world who could take it - SEE ABOVE

I hate the chourus 

I, I loved you in spite of, deep fears that the world would divide us - Beautiful

I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted - Darling

Swaying as the room burned down, I'd hold you as the water rushes in - All about the idc, and lets keep going even as havoc wreaks 

Third least fav maybe?

Dress

Golden Tattoo - ????

All of this silence and patience, panic, and anticipation, my hands are shaking from holding back from you - Darling and sexy at the same time also come on Taylor just jump his bones!

I don't want you like a best friend - Did anyone not know this?

Only bought this dress on you could take it off, take it off, carve your name into my bedpost - Sexy, also still hear carve you name into my nipples XD

And if I get burned, at least we were electrified - Cool, but if you get burned you’re gonna be pissed

Nights back when you met me your buzzcut, and my hair bleed - Hair bleeds??

Even in my worst times, you could see the best of me - <3

Flash back to my mistakes,my rebounds, my earthquakes - Pain

Even in my worst nights, you saw the truth of me - <3

Don’t like the high pitch of the song, everyone built it up so it fell flat 

Fourth least fav maybe???

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year - BOP

So why'd you have to rain on my parade? -  BOP

This is why we can’t have nice things, cause you break them, I have to take them away - !!!!!

It was so nice being friends again, there I was, giving you a second chance, but then you stabbed my back - KANYE KANYE KANYE

And therein lies the issue, friends don't try to trick you, get you on the phone and mind-twist you, and so I took an axe to a mended fence - HOT HOT HOT, I really want an axe to swing

But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately, if only you weren't so shady - grinning cuz Jay-Z

Here's a toast to my real friends,they don't care about that he-said-she-said - POWERFUL, makes me think of Taylor’s You Belong With Me Shirt in LWYMMD

And here's to my baby he ain't reading what they call me lately - Getting a lil tired of this her BABY, all songs are about Joe, JOE, JOE, JOE okay we get it, glad you happy, calm down 

And here's to my momma had to listen to all this drama - My favorite part idk why

And here's to you cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do haha, I can't even say it with a straight face - ;) I it’s funny, idek how to feel cuz im like oh god but also HYSTARICAL??

Not for the siren sounds, but also it’s lit and a secret fav?

Call it What You Want

THIS SONG IS MY BABY!!

My castle crumbled overnight, I brought a knife to a gunfight - <3

They took the crown but it’s alright - </3

All the liars are calling me one, nobodies heard from me for months - 0.0

I’m doing better than I ever was - Happy for her

My babies fit like a daydream, walking with his head down, I’m the one he’s walking to - <3 :) love it, and she used the British term fit XD

My babies fly like a jetstream, high above the whole scene, loves me like I’m brand new - Beautiful

All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm -  The afterward to Clean

He built a fire just to keep me warm - Bonfire imagery gets me

They fade to nothing when I look at him - <3

And I know I make the same mistakes everytime, bridges burn, I never learn - POWERFUL ADMITTING IT

At least I did one thing right - <3

I’m laughing with my lover making forts under covers - <3 :)

Trust him like a brother - TRUST TRUST TRUST GETS ME

I want to wear his initial on chain round my neck, not because he owns me, but cause he really knows me - UGH I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

Which is more than they can say - <3

I recall late November, holding my breath slowly I said, you don’t need to save me, but would you runaway with me, yes - <3 LOVE LIKE THIS IS KILLING ME

New Years Day

Her voice is so sweet and dewey here and I love it, but everyone hyped it up and so it fell a lil flat on me imagery is great tho

Don’t read the last page, but I stay when you’re lost and I’m scared and you’re turning away - <3 <3 <3

I want your midnights - <3

You squeeze my hand three times in the back of the taxi - Eh it’s okay, sweet???

I can tell it’s gonna be a long road - LONG GOOD ROAD

If you strike out and you’re crawling home - Strong supportive

When it’s hard or it’s wrong or we’re making mistakes - AGAIN SUPPORTIVE LOVE

Hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you - Strong strong strong anything with the word memories gets me everytime

Please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere - CRYING HERE

You and me forevermore - I hope <3

[ronanlyncx]

the best parts of the dream thieves (featuring me crying pt. 2)

part one

- “Ronan was everything that was left: molten eyes and a smile made for war” 

- Ronan’s second secret #gay

- Gansey: “i would have thought you had more muscles. Don’t feminist have big muscles?” i just want to punch him can someone please punch him

- gansey calling ronan an incredible creature #gay 

- “The elderly made ronan anxious” bitch me too!!!

- Ronan wanting to race kavinsky in the pig and adam is like dude no there is like 5 people in here we weigh too much and ronan goes: “noah doesn’t count” “Hey!” “You’re dead!” i love these nerds

- Gansey: “am I in your dreams?” Ronan: “Oh yes, baby” i hate him jsjksksk

- “Ronan sometimes dreamt of Adam, too” #gay

- Gansey and Ronan going to get orange juice at 3:32 am 

- “Unlike some people, my sense of worth isn’t tied into my occupation.” “Ooooooh,” Orla crowed… she traded her Henrietta accent for a gloriously snotty version of the Old South. “Someone’s been hanging out with Richard Campbell Gansey the third too much.” orla just came for blue’s life holy shit 

- “Jane!” “It’s a wizard in box.” “It will do your homework.” “And it’s been dating your girlfriend.” “Are you all drunk?” hey quick question wtf am i reading

- “Why is the tea so good here?” “I spit in it” Blue Sargent is an icon

“Blue Sargent was pretty in a way that was physically painful to him. He was attracted to her like a heart attack.” not to sound like a cheesy white lady or anything but this shit breathtaking bro

- “What do you want, Adam? What do you need, Adam?… Freedom, autonomy, a perennial bank balance, a stainless steel condo in a dustless city, a silky black car, to make out with Blue, eight hours of sleep, a cell phone, a bed, to kiss Blue just once, a blister-less heel, bacon for breakfast, to hold Blue’s hand, one hour of sleep, toilet paper, deodorant, a soda, a minute to close his eyes. What do you want, Adam? To feel awake when my eyes are open.” PROTECT THIS ANGEL GET HIM SOME TOILET PAPER WTF (also notice how what he wants continues to drop in difficulty to acquire this is so sad i’m literally a mess) 

- “You be careful, Adam Parrish. ‘Cause one day you might get what you ask for. There might be girls in Henrietta who’ll let you talk to them like that, but i’m not one of them.” i really love this woman

- “He [Gansey] was bare-legged and sockless in his Top-Siders and very clearly a real human, an attainable human, and this, somehow, made Ronan want to smash his fist through a wall” #gay

-  “Adam thinks he saw an apparition at his place” Ronan eyed Noah, “I’m seeing an apparition right now.” this entire relationship is just ronan roasting noah have you ever seen anything so pure

- Noah freaking out about the glitter in the snowglobe #angel

- Ronan paying Adam’s rent i am alive

- Gansey comparing Blue to a platypus

- “He threw me out the window!” “You’re already dead!” amazing

- Blue wanting to get Adam high so he can relax seriously someone let this boy take a nap

- Noah: “Is crack the same thing as speed?” 

- Ashley not going into St. Agnes bc she “refuses to participate in a ceremony that doesn’t allow equal spiritual privileges to women”  NICE

- Ronan dreaming kavinsky a replica of his white sunglasses after kavinsky gave him a copy of ronan’s leather bands #pettygay

- “and he was the boy with the most beautifully interesting car and the most savagely handsome of friends, Ronan Lynch” #gay

- Gansey: “I love this car. I should buy four more of them. I’ll just open the door of one and fall into the other. One can be a living room, one can be by kitchen, I’ll live in one…” what...the fuck

- Declan coming to give gansey a new battery for the pig and Ronan actually doing the most™ “He hurriedly sprawled back in the seat, throwing one jean-covered leg over the top of Adam’s and laying his head in a posture of thoughtless abandon. By the time Declan arrived, Ronan looked as if he had been asleep for days.” this is so extra omfgggg

- “His [Declan’s] gaze followed his brother’s leg to where it rested on top of Adam’s, and his expression tightened.” dude ronan even your brother is noticing your crush u gotta do better

- Gansey thinking that Ronan tried to kill himself after all this time and then finding out that Ronan was attacked by a dream demon thing #shook

- Gansey and Ronan fighting a different dream demon thing with a box cutter and a crowbar how are these children alive 

- “She [Blue] wore a dress Ronan thought looked like a lampshade. Whatever sort of lamp it belonged on, Gansey clearly wished he had one. Ronan wasn’t a fan of lamps.” This is the least subtle homosexuality metaphor i have ever read in my life (also: Gansey crushing on Blue #nice)

- refer to this post 

- “Let’s just go on before Gansey has time to say something that makes me hate him” lmao

- “The air was stained permanently with the pleasant odor of Ronan’s childhood: hickory smoke and boxwood, grass and seed and lemon cleaner. ‘I remember,’ Gansey said thoughtfully to Ronan, ‘when you used to smell like this’” #gay

- Dream toaster

- “I am being perfectly fucking civil” #iconic

- “Don’t fucking swear” #iconic pt 2

- Calla preforming arial yoga through the continuation of Ronan’s reading 

- The entire time they are on the boat adam and gansey have the biggest hard-ons for orla and blue wants to die/kill them and ronan is disgusted 

- ronan complains about the heat like 600 times i love my dramatic son

- Gansey finding the skin of blue’s calf more “tantalizing” than orla’s entire torso boiiiii if u dont get!!!!!

- “Blue cheerfully spit a mouthful of brown water on his boat shoes.” she’s doing god’s work

- “He was struck by what a glorious and fearless animal Blue Sargent was.” I’m emo

- “Gansey, pacing next to his ruined miniature Henrietta, set his eyes on Ronan. There was something intense and heedless in them. There were many versions of Gansey, but this one had been rare since the introduction of Adam’s taming presence.” The fact that adam calms gansey down is so pure and i cannot believe this is canon (also: blue also calms gansey down... i love my bisexual son)

- Gansey being badass asf when him and ronan go to confront kavinsky about breaking in the apartment and ronan going super heart-eyes 

- also i am convinced that this scene is dick’s bi awakening

- “…Gansey leaving for D.C. without him was unbearable. They had been a two-headed creature for so long, Ronan-and-Gansey. He couldn’t say it, though. There were a thousand reason’s why he couldn’t say it” #GAY

- “While i’m gone, dream me the world. Something new for every night.” #REALLYGAY

- no one in fox way can work a cellphone maura literally had to get blue to make the gray man’s voicemail work

- Ronan blowing a kiss to gansey and adam when they are flying away in the helicopter i fucking hate him jsjsjs

- Helen asking if Adam wants to go into the whole foods with her and adam just stares at her. me too buddy

- “’Pigmy Pouters. Feisty ones!’ Gansey mouthed Blue at Adam. Adam let out a little wail of helpless laughter.” adam parrish laughing: a concept

-  Blue finally admitting to herself that she likes Gansey while laying in his bed

- “I’d ask you out, if i was alive” “i’d say yes” :(((((

- the fact that adam’s dad actually pushed my manz down the stairs at one point i will personally fight robert parrish

- “This is Adam Parrish. Shake his hand. He’s more clever than I am. One day we’ll be throwing one of these shindigs for him.” MY HEART

- Adam literally filling up a whole page describing helen #bi

- when helen asks why ronan wasn’t with them, adam and gansey both get the mental image of the house burning down lmao

- “you gonna race with those shades on, you Bulgarian mobster Jersey trash piece of shit?” he’s so elegant with words!!!1111!!!

- Ronan thinking Kavinsky is beautiful um this is gross but #gay 

- Gansey calling Blue to calm him down just because she makes him feel “uneven and shattered” im fucking emo

- Kavinsky calling gansey literally anything BUT his name: “Dick three” “dick dick dick” “Dickie”

- Ronan figuring out how to master his dreams and then leaving kavinsky #scammer

- to be honest i cannot believe helen and gansey managed to convince adam about the hondoyota with the literal SKIT they used 

- “HEY, OLD MAN!” “Ronan!” ANGELS

- ronan apologizing for wrecking the pig and Gansey actually not believing his ears.

- “Hey, Churchill tried to negotiate with hitler.” “Did he?” don’t argue with boat shoe about history this man will rip you to shreds

- pink switchblade

- “Times circular, chicken”

- BLUE GOING OFF ON ADAM IM JUST ABOUT TO QUOTE THE WHOLE ROAST

- THE WHOLE ROAST: “Politics! I have no interest. Voting? What? I forgot my apron. I think I ought to be in the kitchen right now, actually. My rolling pin-” “i didn’t know that you-” “thats my point! did it even occur to you? You wouldn’t have gone someplace without Gansey, though. You two make a grand couple! kiss him! (lmao) Well, i don’t want to be just someone to kiss. I want to be a real friend, too. Not just someone who’s fun to have around because- because I have breast!” GO OFF BITCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Adam calling Blue a raging feminist like do boys not know that this is a complement like yes this is the angle i am going for thanks for noticing

- Gansey and Blue’s first drive together #i #am #emo

- “Jane, in this light you... Jesus. Jesus. I’ve got to get my head straight.” MURDER ME

- When Adam woke up at fox way after being asleep for 24 hours or whatever he drank four glasses for pomegranate juice and three cups of tea and then left in the span of ten minutes. i know sometimes these kids act like they are 50 years old but....this is a teenage boy 

- “It was against Ronan’s nature to appear overly interested in anything.” HES SO EXTRA 

- Grey man: “But it wasn’t personal.” Ronan: “It. Was. To. Me.” :((((((((((( also i’m pretty sure neil josten said the same thing to that police officer one time i love parallels. 

- “when ronan thought of gansey, he thought moving into monmouth manufacturing, of nights spent in companionable insomnia, of a summer searching for a king, of gansey asking for the grey man for his life. Brothers.” kill. me. 

- kavinsky dying #goodshit 

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Honda Civic EX insurance cost?

Honda Civic EX, 2 door coupe, red, age 19, male. no tickets or anything, in college. Anyone have a civic EX coupe my age or whatever know the cost of insurance? i try to do those free quote things but it asks for all my info which isnt necessary i dont think""

Car insurance under parents name in a different state?

I go to college in Washington and my parents live in Hawaii. I was wondering if i could buy a car here with the title in my name and have the insurance in their name since my insurance rates are sky high.

Is there a way to figure out how much a cars insurance will cost?

What I mean is I know that insurance charges differently on car types and age group of who is driving, how can I find out the monthly insurance payment. Example: I buy a Scion TC and I'm now 20yrs old how can I figure out my insurance payment other than calling a insurance agent?""

Do you work for a major corporation and do they offer health insurance?

I have worked at the same place for 20 years. The first 8 they didn't offer insurance. Now they do, but I pay the premiums. How about you? Do you work full time? Does your employer offer health insurance? Do they pay or do you? How many people DON'T get offered the option to purchase health insurance through their employer?""

Why don't republicans want Americans to have access to affordable health insurance?

Why don't republicans want Americans to have access to affordable health insurance?

What insurance companies offer the best rates / coverage for Martial arts classes?

What is out there and about how much does it run?

Is Nissan 240sx expensive to insure?

Is 89-93 240sx (S13) expensive to insure? I am 16. I would put this car under my mom's insurance. She never had an accident, ticket, etc. Also I never took drugs or any stuff like that, never been pulled over or something if it matters insuring a car.""

""Car Insurance, will it go up IF?""

Right.. well im gonna be able to drive the end of this year.. and i want to get a Vauxhall Astra Estate and make a few changes.. for Example: GSI front bumper Exhuast GSI alloy wheels possibly a new spray of paint leather seats new head lights Will the insurance go up if i do these things? i know its going to be high anyway because im a new driver.. but i wanna know if it will go up anymore and roughly by how much, and if anyone could just give me a general list of things i have to tell the insurance company if i change anything on the vehicle. Thanks!""

State Health Insurance?

Other than Mass, are there any other states that provide free/cheap health insurance?""

Health insurance question for college student?

I'm a dependent college student under my parents health insurance plan and I was wondering if I take a semester off does the college notify the health insurance agency of my absence or do I have to notify them? health insurance provider is CSEA.

Is car insurance more expensive when your on a provisional and can i get it for a few months only?

im learning to drive soon and am buying a car to practise in with my friend who can drive for over 3 years. but im confused about insurance. will it cost me more? and will i have to upgrade it once i pass my test? i might only be on the provisional for a few months.

""How to get the cheapest car insurance, when just passed test ?""

How to get the cheapest car insurance, when just passed test ?""

Do you have to have car insurance 1st?

In virginia, do you have to have car insurance 1st to get your 30 day tags if you already have a learners permit?""

Change car on insurance?

I had a crash what I am to blame. I've had to go scrap my car, need to put a new car on my insurance I know there will be a fee to change it over but will they now charge even extra now I've had a crash?""

Car insurance for 16 years old in california?

I am turning 16 soon and getting my license and a car. I just want to know how much insurance is for me per month for triple A without any tickets or accidents. My dad already has insurance is there a family plan?

Someone hit my car parked at work and i do not have insurance. whats the next step?

i was at work and when i came out, someone had hit my car while i was working. they left all their insurance information and a note apologizing, however, i do not have insurance. whats the next step for me?""

Any experience of Swift Cover Car Insurance???

I am with Diamond at present and despite being with them for 6years and having 5years NCB their renewal quote is very high. I am potentially downgrading from a 2.8 TDX 4x4 to a 1.2 SXi Corsa and the reduction is only 30!! I looked on confused.com and Swift cover seemed to have a good rate (i know the really cheap ones on there are not so good- high excess etc). I looked on the website and it seems pretty good with only 100 excess compared to 150 with Diamond. Has anyone used Swiftcover for insurance before and would they recommend them or not??? Thanks : )

How much is boat insurance?

I am going to liveaboard a 29ft sailing boat worth about 35000 purely based in a local marina. I need 2M worth of public liability insurance, any idea on the cost of an annual policy?Thanks in advance.""

Health Insurance for diabetics?

If i were to get health insurance and then marry my girlfrind (who at the moment is pregnant) do you think that she would be able to get on my insurance even though she has a pre-existing condition of type 1 diabetes? She can not get her own insurance because of it, only if her work provides and her work does not and the job market is still rocky. So what would we have to do to get her insured?""

Whats an estimate for car insurance for an 18 yr. old female?

No prior driving or anything Not in school(if that matters) What would be the best insurance in your opinion?

first time car insurance quotes ireland

first time car insurance quotes ireland

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/can-my-insurance-company-deny-car-claim-based-credit-report-perry/"

[royaltyau-logs]

RAU -- F2: The Church

Assassin Lavi where are we going again Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Princess Zuki is dying

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet Assassin Deak are we there yet

Princess Zuki are we there yet

Assassin Lavi /me are we there yet

Assassin Deak haha good job, lavi

Princess Zuki /me are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Pegasus Knight Lena shut the fuck up

Assassin Deak yes ma'am

Princess Zuki Afraid

Assassin Lavi ......

Assassin Deak ....

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet?

Assassin Lavi :'>

Pegasus Knight Lena im going to slaughter you two

Princess Zuki pls dont slaughter me they started it

Assassin Deak slaughter me Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Princess Zuki are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak are we there yet

Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet

Assassin Deak 4th wall whining

Assassin Lavi did Zuki die yet

Princess Zuki are we there yet Princess Zuki yes i did

Assassin Lavi swEET can I have ur kingdom

Princess Zuki nah!

Assassin Deak can,, can i have it?

Assassin Lavi what if I share it Assassin Lavi with Deak Assassin Lavi specifically

Princess Zuki nO

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak lOUDER 4TH WALL WHINING

Assassin Lavi really tho are we there yet idk this territory that well

Princess Zuki i have No Idea

Assassin Lavi how do yo not know isn't this around your turf Assassin Lavi oh

Princess Zuki bitch i grew up in the castle

Assassin Lavi right b/c ur a shut-in

Pegasus Knight Lena yikes

Assassin Deak lavi, carry me Assassin Deak i'm tired of walking

Princess Zuki >:/

Assassin Deak neeehhh

Assassin Lavi no Assassin Lavi jump on the pegasus or something if ur tired I'm not ur steed

Assassin Deak laaaviiiiii

Pegasus Knight Lena fuck off dont you dare

Assassin Lavi no

Assassin Deak leaning on lavi

Assassin Lavi ....... Assassin Lavi shoves him Assassin Lavi : >

Assassin Deak carry me Assassin Deak ahbhgbHBSHFBG

Assassin Lavi goes skipping ahead Assassin Lavi tra-la-la

Assassin Deak aLMOST FALLS Assassin Deak ..... Assassin Deak skips after him

Princess Zuki ,,,is getting nervous bcuz of those two

Assassin Deak jabs lavi's side and jumps away, snickering

Assassin Lavi jumps!!!! Assassin Lavi >: (

Assassin Deak >: )

Assassin Lavi kicks at Deak's sIDE

Assassin Deak ?!?!?!

Assassin Lavi >: ) Assassin Lavi skipping is now spRINTING

Assassin Deak gETS HIT AND JUST Assassin Deak looks at lavi

Assassin Lavi b y e b i t c h

Assassin Deak sPRINTS AFTER HIM

Queen Alma: Would you two cease your tomfoolery already?

Assassin Deak we're going to get lost and it's going to get us lost Assassin Deak oh shit i forgot about her

Queen Alma okay bye i suppose

Assassin Lavi doDGES BACK and around Deak back towards everyone else lmao

Assassin Deak wait what the fuck was that wording

Assassin Lavi is like 5

Assassin Deak idk

Princess Zuki gets rlly nervous around alma tBH

Pegasus Knight Lena :3c

Queen Alma i hate this trip already u guys havent said a single thing wtf

Princess Zuki is just Silent

Assassin Lavi 'scuse me ur Highness Alma just gonna hide behind u for a moment laughing like a little shit : >

Princess Zuki @ghost thing pls leave soon\

Queen Alma: I presume you've been briefed on the going-ons lately, Princess? Figuring it borders on your domain also?

Assassin Lavi waggly fingers at Deak

Queen Alma: Unless you haven't been paying attention, that is.

Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP AND NODS QUICKLY Princess Zuki: y-yes, ma'am! that is why i'm here.

Queen Alma: Good, good. And why are you two here, exactly?

Assassin Deak .... Assassin Deak slowly walks back to the others

Assassin Lavi: Hm?

Queen Alma: Actually, it doesn't matter.

Assassin Deak just gonna stay silent

Assassin Lavi shrugs and smiles impishly at Deak Assassin Lavi: Givin' up already?

Princess Zuki ,,,just. nervously looks around

Assassin Deak i'm going to punch you

Pegasus Knight Lena u guys r dumb

Queen Alma: Either way, as you should know, the Church is shared between the borders of Aeyusea and Cicia, and as such is a common place between the two Kingdoms. It isn't uncommon to have them merge in the church, and at times ends with someone switching the Kingdom they're residing in. With limitations of course - once you move a Kingdom you become a traitor to the other and aren't allowed access to the opposing side. The church allows a method to switch, or to prevent any... harm coming from entering the opposite side as it normally would.

Princess Zuki nod nod

Queen Alma: However, recently an increase in odd creatures along the border has occurred, and these have moved between the Kingdoms and... ah... killed some of the residents of either Kingdom.

Assassin Lavi define "dumb" Assassin Lavi b/c I beg to differ

Assassin Deak kinda sorta listening, kinda sorta not Assassin Deak just. plotting a murder

Queen Alma: Hence the need for us to figure out what is happening over there to cause it. It has already been pinpointed to be the location the beasts are spawning from.

Pegasus Knight Lena you and your brother Pegasus Knight Lena is the definition

Assassin Lavi: Beasts y'say? Assassin Lavi: An' here I thought this was a vacationary road trip

Assassin Deak y a w  n s

Assassin Lavi kidding

Assassin Deak sTRETCHEEESSS

Queen Alma: I would be more wary than you both are being currently. Queen Alma: From what I understand, the creatures do quite a well job at ripping things apart. Queen Alma : / Queen Alma at least the princess has more sense

Assassin Deak can't be too casual but is always looking for the sweet embrace of death

Princess Zuki noDS

Assassin Deak: sounds like my kind of trip.

Assassin Lavi just gives Deak a look

Queen Alma: Does it now?

Assassin Lavi u stop that

Princess Zuki: ...please start acting like you'll leave alive.

Assassin Deak: mhm~

Princess Zuki: we have reputations to hold up.

Assassin Deak l a u  g h s

Princess Zuki S A V A G E

Assassin Lavi: We've been well trained in the arts of self-defense. There's no need to worry over our well-being, Your Highness.

Queen Alma: Surely, otherwise you would be lesser than a fool to join us. Queen Alma wait then why is the princess here

Princess Zuki bcuz

Queen Alma are you going to finish that thought

Assassin Lavi that's a good question

Princess Zuki ,,,

Assassin Lavi but I didn't ask b/c I don't really care

Princess Zuki i have no idea where mr kanda is and i need to show the people i car E

Queen Alma maybe the beasts killed kanda

Assassin Lavi she's here to be the sacrificial bait Assassin Lavi : >

Princess Zuki he probably tastes too gross to eat Princess Zuki I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Alma who said anything about eating Queen Alma these creatures dont eat the people they kill

Princess Zuki ,,,,oh

Queen Alma they just kill them to kill them

Assassin Deak they tore him apart

Queen Alma yeah

Assassin Deak rest in pieces, kanda

Princess Zuki mr kanda's too strong to lose so,,, um,,, he's alive,,,

Queen Alma if youre so sure Queen Alma: There's the church. Queen Alma who's going in first Queen Alma : )

Assassin Lavi raises his hand over his eye and squints

Assassin Deak ,,,

Assassin Lavi: There indeed~

Princess Zuki looks at lavi n deak Princess Zuki they go in first >:U

Assassin Deak steps, over behind lavi Assassin Deak shoves him

Princess Zuki theyre nothin but Trouble

Assassin Deak: go on.

Pegasus Knight Lena hahahah Pegasus Knight Lena lame

Assassin Lavi looks-- Assassin Lavi HEY Assassin Lavi ELBOWS Deak Assassin Lavi >: (

Pegasus Knight Lena oh my god pls dont do this again

Assassin Deak sLAPS lavi on the back of the head

Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi Later (tm) Assassin Lavi >:L

Assassin Deak : > Assassin Deak anyway, Assassin Deak: lavi should go in first.

Assassin Lavi: Perhaps it is presumptuous of me, but I assume-- Assassin Lavi: no

Queen Alma: Who?

Assassin Deak: ... Assassin Deak fu ck Assassin Deak fUCK FUCK FUCK Assassin Deak: uh...

Assassin Lavi ....

Assassin Deak: meow?

Queen Alma: I didn't know that was your name?

Assassin Lavi WAY TO GO SHITBIRD

Princess Zuki: ...

Queen Alma looks @ lavi

Assassin Deak FUCK

Assassin Lavi: ...its not

Assassin Deak: it's a nickname.

Princess Zuki siGHS

Queen Alma: ..........

Princess Zuki: i'll go in.

Assassin Deak: we have nicknames for each other.

Queen Alma: You two contradict one another far too much.

Princess Zuki A BRAVE

Queen Alma: It makes you suspicious. Queen Alma :I

Princess Zuki heads on in tbH

Assassin Lavi: ...he thinks he's clever

Queen Alma o there she go

Assassin Lavi: So he gives me stupid nicknames

Queen Alma narrows her eyes at them

Assassin Lavi :I

Queen Alma: I see. Queen Alma fucking liars

Assassin Deak i Assassin Deak i'm tired so i'm not even gong to argue Assassin Deak this is why i stay quiet

Queen Alma: Well, we ought not waste more time with trivial names. Queen Alma follows after zuki Queen Alma im watching u two

Assassin Lavi guess this means we can go in last : >

Pegasus Knight Lena: Hurry up and go in you two.

Assassin Lavi good luck everyone else

Pegasus Knight Lena no fuck u im going last

Assassin Lavi tailing along Assassin Lavi second-last then Assassin Lavi w/e

Princess Zuki coME ON PEOPLE

Assassin Deak follows

Princess Zuki I HAVE PRINCESS DUTIES BACK AT HOME TO ATTEND TO

Assassin Deak ain't scared Assassin Deak no way

Assassin Lavi assuming u even survive

Pegasus Knight Lena goes in after them and slams the door rlly loud bc y not

Assassin Deak jUMPS

Assassin Lavi was that necessary

Pegasus Knight Lena lauGHS Pegasus Knight Lena IT SCARED HIM

Assassin Lavi also kinda jumped a little tbh

Assassin Deak whirls around, holding his breath

Pegasus Knight Lena iS LAUGHing

Assassin Deak tries to laugh to show he finds it funny but Assassin Deak doesn't

Pegasus Knight Lena: My apologies. Pegasus Knight Lena totally insincere but Pegasus Knight Lena turns to try and open the door Pegasus Knight Lena .........................

Assassin Deak: ...it's quite alright. Assassin Deak ...................

Pegasus Knight Lena: .....................................

Princess Zuki ....................

Assassin Lavi just kinda looking between Lena and Alma and Zuki

Pegasus Knight Lena: It's locked, ahahahahhh..................................

Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi: Well that's what you get for slamming it Assassin Lavi: Probably broke the damn thing Assassin Lavi smfh

Pegasus Knight Lena oops

Princess Zuki: ...doors don't break like that.

Assassin Lavi: Way to go

Princess Zuki couGHS

Assassin Lavi: Its possible

Queen Alma: There are other doors, let's continue moving. Stop breaking doors. Queen Alma very intense eye roll here

Assassin Lavi shrugging and following along

Princess Zuki follOWS TOO

Assassin Lavi is making it a point to look up also b/c nobody ever looks up and that's usually where shit is sitting in wait lmao

Queen Alma or behind you Queen Alma maybe you should walk backwards too

Assassin Lavi Deak is behind me Assassin Lavi and Lena is behind him

Queen Alma: As you can see, the church is in disarray. Prior to those beasts, it had been well kept, figuring it was the centerpoint between our two Kingdoms.

Princess Zuki nods

Queen Alma: What a mess.

Assassin Deak is getting really tired of this act tbh Assassin Deak really really tired but

Pegasus Knight Lena what act squinty eyes

Assassin Lavi kinda looks like something I'd expect to see in Birland tbh Assassin Lavi my kinda scenery Assassin Lavi: ...guess the beasts must'a got the groundskeeper

Princess Zuki: my mother would... visit this place regularly, a-as an act of peace.

Assassin Lavi just gonna kinda skirt around the room and give the place a look-see for signs of any alleged "beasts" like carnage or damage etc. Assassin Lavi scratches... bones... droppings... any of that fun stuff

Queen Alma: Ironically this Church was built over the grounds that the dead soldiers were buried in when the War between our Kingdoms occurred in the last reigns. It was built for peace over the bodies of soldiers of both sides.

Princess Zuki nod nod

Assassin Lavi: ...so this place has catacombs underneath?

Assassin Deak: ....how interesting.

Queen Alma: It does. The Church sealed the catacombs years ago due to an... accident. Queen Alma side eyes zuki

Princess Zuki looks down Princess Zuki nods tho

Assassin Deak hums,,

Assassin Lavi: ...accident?

Assassin Deak slowly tilts his head Assassin Deak steps up to walk beside of lavi

Queen Alma casually doesn't reply to that

Assassin Lavi tilting his head also

Princess Zuki coughs,,,

Assassin Lavi: So... allegedly it should still be locked up, ya?

Queen Alma: There were reports that the catacombs had been opened sometime prior, but when I had come to check they were still sealed.

Assassin Lavi hums

Queen Alma: The only object out of place was a marble, but I presume a child had dropped it when the last event was held.

Assassin Deak is actually interested Assassin Deak jiji would love this place

Assassin Lavi: So were they sealed to keep people out... or... to keep something in?

Queen Alma frowns

Princess Zuki: ...to keep people out. Princess Zuki isnt even gonna entertain that thought

Assassin Deak: ...astonishing. Assassin Deak: simply amazing.

Assassin Lavi: Grave-robbers, mayhaps?

Queen Alma: ...

Assassin Deak there's that twinkle in his eye

Princess Zuki: anyone.

Assassin Lavi rolls his eye Assassin Lavi: Obviously.

Princess Zuki scratches the back of her head

Assassin Deak: it's very interesting.

Princess Zuki looks down again

Assassin Lavi hums Assassin Lavi: So should we see if the place is still sealed up as its supposed to be?

Princess Zuki: ...are you volunteering? Princess Zuki glanCES BACK AT HIM

Assassin Lavi laughs Assassin Lavi: Not a chance.

Queen Alma: There is another thing.

Assassin Lavi: The trained soldier should be the one to check it out first, right? Assassin Lavi looking @ u Lena

Pegasus Knight Lena offended Pegasus Knight Lena glares

Assassin Deak: another thing?

Assassin Lavi I am but a humble Earl's son don't expect me to go in there first

Pegasus Knight Lena: I believe you had mentioned you were well-trained, did you not Lavi?

Assassin Deak is thoroughly interested now

Assassin Lavi: Astor Assassin Lavi: Its Astor Assassin Lavi : /

Assassin Deak glances back at lena Assassin Deak: i am the only one allowed to call him that.

Pegasus Knight Lena: Then perhaps publicly calling such isn't wise.

Assassin Lavi: And I said I was trained to defend myself, but surely nowhere near as trained as yourself even so.

Pegasus Knight Lena wimps

Assassin Deak: ladies first.

Assassin Lavi I believe that's what we in Birland prefer to call a wise choice

Queen Alma .................. Queen Alma: No, nevermind. Queen Alma: The catacomb entrance is just through here. Queen Alma gestures to the archway

Assassin Lavi: But now we're curious~

Assassin Deak: you... you said there was another thing.

Queen Alma: It has no connection to this event.

Assassin Deak ,,,nods slowly

Assassin Lavi shrugs and follows along at the rear, keeping his eye and ears and smell open for anything weird

Princess Zuki oughta make deak and lavi go first since they're so interested >:/

Pegasus Knight Lena which one of u is gonna get hit by the falling chandelier Pegasus Knight Lena that happens in horror movies rite

Assassin Deak me Assassin Deak i am

Princess Zuki will make a Heroic Sacrifice if she does

Pegasus Knight Lena are you

Pegasus Knight Lena hEROIC SACRIFICES ARENT ALLOWED IN THIS GANG

Assassin Deak that'd be a fancy way to die

Princess Zuki bUT IM A PRINCESS

Queen Alma: As I said, the entrance to the catacombs is sealed. Queen Alma told u bitches

Princess Zuki nods

Queen Alma: No one has opened them since the incident, thankfully.

Assassin Deak is starting to get cold chills ngl Assassin Deak doesn't know if they're from fear or something else

Princess Zuki nods again

Princess Zuki: it's... how it should be. Princess Zuki is kinda quiet she doesnt wanna annoy

Assassin Lavi we brought torches to see by right

Assassin Deak no Assassin Deak haha jk idk

Pegasus Knight Lena it isnt dark losers

Assassin Lavi oh okay

Princess Zuki is just kinda lowkey a bystander

Pegasus Knight Lena wait is it

Assassin Deak oooo spooky scary

Assassin Lavi idk I assumed b/c we're inside unless there's windows Assassin Lavi and daylight

Princess Zuki i thought it'd be somewhat like a cave as in it's dark naturally bcuz no natural light Princess Zuki besides torches or w/e

Assassin Lavi: So y'know for sure this place has stayed sealed up the whole time? What if someone opened and shut it again so it just looks that way?

Pegasus Knight Lena ok ur rite Pegasus Knight Lena then we r dumb and didnt bring torches rip 4ever

Assassin Lavi wow that is terrible planning

Assassin Deak sux 2 suqq

Queen Alma: There isn't signs of tampering. By all means, try to pry it open if you'd like.

Assassin Deak luckily, i see well in the dark so

Queen Alma is v far from the sealed catacomb entrance Queen Alma like v far

Assassin Lavi same

Queen Alma not getting near if ur gonna try that

Assassin Lavi hums and goes near the door I guess

Pegasus Knight Lena holy shit dont

Princess Zuki stands back n watches

Assassin Deak walks with lavi

Princess Zuki: u...um...

Assassin Lavi: ...y'know this'd be easier if we had some light

Assassin Deak bye, here we go

Assassin Lavi: to see by Assassin Lavi who's the wimp now

Assassin Deak : >

Pegasus Knight Lena me but id rather not die

Princess Zuki glances up at alma like "are u sure ur gonna let them do this"

Pegasus Knight Lena if something comes out of that

Queen Alma has left the room

Assassin Deak goodbye alma

Assassin Lavi just kinda lightly testing the door for movement. Isn't dumb enough to actually open it tho lol

Princess Zuki is sloooowly backing away

Assassin Deak i want to open it Assassin Deak cAN I OPEN IT?

Assassin Lavi do not

Pegasus Knight Lena also backing off

Assassin Lavi holding his hand against a crack in the doors to feel if air is coming through it too

Assassin Deak there could be something interesting behind it and we could discover something no one else has

Assassin Lavi b/c if there's air coming through its not that tight

Pegasus Knight Lena: Well?

Princess Zuki ,,,,is gonna leave the room too

Assassin Lavi: ...Its hard to tell... but I think I feel a little bit of a draft through the cracks... just a little

Princess Zuki leaves the room too

Assassin Lavi bye Zuki

Princess Zuki qu EEN ALMA WHERE ARE U I FEEL UNSAFE

Queen Alma far away Queen Alma actually i just went to go get a torch

Assassin Deak 's eye widens and he just gets this spark of mischief Assassin Deak looks at lavi

Princess Zuki pls let me stay next to u im afraid

Queen Alma im back at the entrance Queen Alma ill be right back

Assassin Deak: ;; deak confirmed for the dumb, curious one in a horror game/movie

Pegasus Knight Lena: So it was opened then.

Assassin Deak: ...seems so~

Assassin Lavi: ...Probably

Pegasus Knight Lena walks over to the entrance and looks down at it Pegasus Knight Lena: Should we... go down?

Queen Alma coming back with a torch

Assassin Lavi grins a little bit sheepishly and steps behind her

Queen Alma glances at zuki Queen Alma: Well?

Assassin Lavi: After you : >

Princess Zuki: um...

Assassin Deak is gONNA OPEN THE DOOR

Princess Zuki looks back and then down at her feet

Assassin Lavi nO I MEANT AFTER LENA

Princess Zuki: i think... i-it might've been opened.

Assassin Deak I WANNA DO IT

Queen Alma: ..........

Assassin Lavi get your ass back here Deak >: (

Queen Alma: What?

Assassin Deak nO Assassin Deak MAKE ME

Assassin Lavi sO HELP ME

Assassin Deak kneels down,, Assassin Deak gonna do it

Pegasus Knight Lena: Wait, what are you doing?

Princess Zuki: that... boy, um... lavi, i think? said there was a bit of a draft through the cracks.

Queen Alma: Impossible. I made sure those were sealed. Queen Alma is v salty Queen Alma watch out she salty af

Princess Zuki: ...how thoroughly did you check..?

Assassin Lavi: Its Astor

Queen Alma is storming back into the room Queen Alma: Don't question me.

Princess Zuki follOWS

Assassin Lavi: And Indulf don't you dare!

Princess Zuki: m-my apologies.

Assassin Lavi salTY BRO NOISES

Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,

Assassin Deak lifts a hand

Queen Alma: Do not open that.

Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Assassin Lavi I stg Deak

Queen Alma dONT DO IT

Assassin Deak slowly stands up

Assassin Lavi ur supposed to let the oTHER PEOPLE GO FIRST SO IF--

Queen Alma making her way over 2 the door

Assassin Deak: alright, alright.

Assassin Lavi that's right u get ur ass back here

Assassin Deak steps over to lavi

Pegasus Knight Lena hahah schooled

Queen Alma: How could it be open? Are you sure you didn't open it by mistake? Queen Alma: While you were checking?

Assassin Lavi: ...just feels like there's a draft coming through it, usually means its not sealed very tight

Queen Alma: ........

Assassin Lavi shRUGS

Queen Alma just reaches over and yanks the doors opennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wow it smells like stale and decomposing bodies thats gros

Assassin Lavi wrinkles his nose Assassin Lavi yeP THAT'S A SMELL

Assassin Deak o h myg od Assassin Deak honestly gAGS

Queen Alma covers her face yikes

Assassin Deak should be used to it but. not that many

Pegasus Knight Lena: So........................ fresh?

Assassin Lavi pulls a cloth up to tie around his face tbh Assassin Lavi so he can breaaathe Assassin Lavi: ..... Assassin Lavi: Fresh enough Assassin Lavi: How long ago did you say this church was erected again?

Assassin Deak wow, thanks for covering me, asshole

Princess Zuki COVERS HER NOS E

Assassin Deak coughs and gags

Queen Alma is pretty irritated Queen Alma: During the last Queen's reign. Queen Alma starts making her way down the steps w/ the torch of course

Princess Zuki follows tbh

Assassin Lavi u have ur own cloth or something don't u

Queen Alma: When I last checked the doors were sealed. It would have had to occur after I checked the doors.

Assassin Deak his mouth is all watery and his eye is watering too Assassin Deak n o

Queen Alma dEAL WITH IT

Assassin Lavi oh Assassin Lavi well Assassin Lavi RIP u then

Assassin Deak thanks

Assassin Lavi u can stay here if u want I guess

Queen Alma: The traps should still be set also.

Assassin Lavi following along behind Alma

Queen Alma: Watch your steps.

Assassin Deak also no Assassin Deak rips a piece of his cravat to use a makeshift cloth Assassin Deak quickly follows after lavi

Princess Zuki is lookin around

Pegasus Knight Lena walks in last yolo not slamming doors this time Pegasus Knight Lena oh wait the doors just slammed : ' )

Assassin Lavi: ......

Pegasus Knight Lena: ...................

Assassin Lavi: ....didn't you learn your lesson last time

Pegasus Knight Lena: I swear it wasn't me.

Assassin Lavi didn't see tbh just heard it and also heyoooo its hella dark other than the torch Assassin Lavi: ...uh huh

Pegasus Knight Lena: It wasn't!

Assassin Deak f reezes up

Assassin Lavi: Gonna laugh again if we start jumping at shadows?

Princess Zuki: please cease your bickering. it's tiring.

Pegasus Knight Lena: I told you, I didn't do it!

Princess Zuki is done with ur shit

Assassin Deak takes a few shallow breaths before trying to breathe normally again

Queen Alma y didnt u guys bring torches

Assassin Lavi we haven't even bickered that long

Queen Alma why does the floor sound squishy suddenly

Assassin Lavi b/c u had a torch? Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi ew god that's a sound I don't like to hear Assassin Lavi: ....what's that noise

Princess Zuki ,,,is just gonna. stay on the stairs

Assassin Lavi: What did you step in

Princess Zuki: ...the floor.

Queen Alma: I'm sure it's nothing.

Assassin Lavi is taking this whole thing calmly tbh

Assassin Deak i ' m g o i n g t o p u k e

Queen Alma: Keep up or there won't be any light left.

Assassin Lavi or as much as is possible

Assassin Deak is not the calm on e Assassin Deak is the very paranoid and angry one

Queen Alma squish squish squish squish

Assassin Lavi pushes Zuki along but gently Assassin Lavi: Keep movin' or get outta the way

Queen Alma stops moving for a moment to look back at them

Assassin Deak gags again

Princess Zuki almoST FALLS OVER

Queen Alma: Really, have you never been in catacombs before? Queen Alma: Do you believe someone comes down here to clean things, my Lord.

Assassin Deak: yes... but it's... it's never been this bad. Assassin Deak: my apologies...

Princess Zuki: it's not necessarily a habit one would like to get into, ma'am.

Queen Alma narrows her eyes Queen Alma: Truly.

Princess Zuki: it's only natural for one to be disgusted. Princess Zuki walks tho

Pegasus Knight Lena squish squish squish squish

Assassin Lavi: Limlan doesn't really need many catacombs... big open country. Plenty of room for graveyards above ground. Assassin Lavi ew its squishy

Pegasus Knight Lena u feel that slimy shit Pegasus Knight Lena the slick Pegasus Knight Lena squishy Pegasus Knight Lena surface

Princess Zuki we're stepping on a big pizza confirmed

Assassin Lavi: ...gonna ruin my good boots walking in whatever this is

Pegasus Knight Lena that should not be how floors feel

Assassin Lavi: It better wash out

Queen Alma: It would... be best not to look down then.

Assassin Deak is it blood?

Princess Zuki: quit complaining. it could be much worse than this.

Assassin Deak oh my god Assassin Deak it is, isn't it?

Assassin Lavi sliPS

Queen Alma: If someone has come down here, the traps probably went off and... reduced them to less than li- Queen Alma wow

Assassin Lavi u better move it fast Zuki Assassin Lavi there's a tree falling

Assassin Deak trIES TO GRAB ONTO LAVI TO KEEP HIM FROM FALLING BUT Assassin Deak there he goes,,

Pegasus Knight Lena tIMBER

Princess Zuki mOVES

Assassin Deak ,,,,

Assassin Lavi hits the...

Assassin Deak: ...astor?

Assassin Lavi oh god what is th i  s

Queen Alma: Oh dear.

Assassin Lavi what is on these floooors

Queen Alma you really dont want to know

Assassin Lavi trying to geT UP

Queen Alma like seriously Queen Alma: If I were you, I would stand quicker than anything.

Assassin Lavi: Get offa me!

Assassin Deak offers lavi a hand

Assassin Lavi @ Deak

Assassin Deak ?!?

Assassin Lavi oh I thought u fell on me

Assassin Deak wHAT THE FUCK

Assassin Deak nO

Queen Alma you fell too

Assassin Deak wOW

Queen Alma oh

Assassin Deak N O I DIDNT

Assassin Lavi takING THAT HAND UP

Assassin Deak i tried to catch lavi but

Assassin Lavi: ...I don't even think I want to know...

Queen Alma: Try not to use your imagination to think of what you just landed on.

Assassin Lavi trying to brush himself off ew ew

Queen Alma turns and continues walking

Assassin Deak: ...it's probably blood.

Assassin Lavi I'm prob gonna have to burn these cloTHES

Assassin Deak: bodily fluids....

Queen Alma: If it were only blood.

Assassin Lavi >: ( Assassin Lavi: ...... Assassin Lavi: you... Assassin Lavi: sound like

Assassin Deak gags ag ain

Assassin Lavi: you know

Queen Alma: I believe I said I've been down here before. Queen Alma did i

Assassin Deak: wh...what is it?

Queen Alma i cant remember

Assassin Lavi goodbye jacket u were a dear friend 2 me but this nastiness is a dealbreaker

Princess Zuki: i don't think giving subtle hints as to what the substance is would help much.

Queen Alma: I also said you wouldn't want to kno--

Princess Zuki >:/

Assassin Lavi pushes Deak ahead of him

Queen Alma: I would rather avoid them gagging on the floor.

Assassin Lavi u go first this time so I don't slip again

Pegasus Knight Lena ew

Princess Zuki: you could avoid that entirely by not repeating yourself on the matter.

Assassin Deak ?!?!?!

Princess Zuki: some things are best left alone. Princess Zuki is weirdly calm rn idk why

Queen Alma: Coming from you, that means less than anything.

Assassin Deak fALL S BA CK Assassin Deak got it,, in his hair,,,

Assassin Lavi: ...I don't think I'm--

Queen Alma >: (

Assassin Deak haha,,, Assassin Deak ha,,,,

Assassin Lavi ??!?!

Princess Zuki: when does anything i say affect you? i'm but a naive princess to you.

Queen Alma: Truly.

Assassin Lavi RIP Deak's hair Assassin Lavi time 2 shave it all off Assassin Lavi: ...anyway I don't think I'm ever gonna get the smell out of my nose

Assassin Deak quickly scrambles to stand up, pretty much  on the verge of a panic attack but u kNOW HE'S FINE Assassin Deak nO Assassin Deak I'M NOT GONNA SHAVE IT OFF

Assassin Lavi: ...... Assassin Lavi: Everybody stop moving

Assassin Deak panicking even more

Queen Alma stops moving and turns around

Assassin Deak but like. silently and quickly breathing

Queen Alma: What is it?

Assassin Lavi just grabs Deak and holds him still Assassin Lavi: ...just be quiet

Queen Alma eXCUSe Me

Assassin Lavi he's listening Assassin Lavi: ...I thought I heard something

Assassin Deak w himpers quietly

Assassin Lavi I'd hug u if u weren't gross with god only knows what rn Assassin Lavi but u are gross Assassin Lavi rn Assassin Lavi: ....did anyone else hear anything or just me?

Queen Alma: Unless you hear the dead, I haven't heard anything.

Assassin Deak i 'm dy in g

Princess Zuki: it... may have just been you.

Assassin Lavi hums

Assassin Deak closes his eye and tries to recollect himself but he's shaking and just. thIS SHOULDN'T BOTHER HIM

Queen Alma: Onwards, then. Queen Alma turns once more and walks forward again

Assassin Lavi walks ahead of Deak to where Alma is with the light and looks around for something like a stone or w/e

Queen Alma: Try not to slip.

Assassin Lavi: ...I'll try not to

Assassin Deak walks slowly

Assassin Lavi is that a leg bone

Queen Alma why are you looking for a stone Queen Alma dont look at that

Assassin Lavi something to throw

Queen Alma oh go for it

Assassin Lavi make a little bit of noise u know Assassin Lavi see if something answers

Queen Alma wait what Queen Alma thERES NOTHING DOWN HERe

Assassin Lavi but not like. Right where we're standing

Assassin Deak can something but really nothing touch my leg bc i could help with that Assassin Deak with how paranoid i am rn haha rip

Assassin Lavi gonna just hurl that leg bone down the corridor to make some noise :'> Let's hope there's no sound that answers it

Assassin Deak good job, lavi Assassin Deak good job

Assassin Lavi look if there's something else here Assassin Lavi I want to hear it coming

??? joined the chat

Assassin Deak f u c k

??? dripping noises gradually getting louder

Princess Zuki oH BOY

Assassin Lavi: ........

Queen Alma what the fuck did u just do

Assassin Lavi quietly

Princess Zuki ,,,is starting to hear a thing

Assassin Lavi: I told you I heard something

??? scraping noises against the walls

Assassin Lavi backing way tf up tbh Good Luck Alma

Queen Alma: ...

Assassin Deak 's eye widens and just. turns

Princess Zuki cRINGES Princess Zuki HATES THAT NOISE

Assassin Deak gonna walk away now

??? the door is locked behind you

Assassin Deak goodbye Assassin Deak fUCK

??? i locked it remember

Assassin Deak moves around lena

??? you fell in onto the ground, i can smell you guys ??? you can run but you can't hide ??? ill find you

Assassin Deak l e av e me alONE

Assassin Lavi but if we smell like the floor doesn't that mean we'll just Assassin Lavi blend in

??? hahahahahahah thats funny ??? that floor is only in that one area ??? so i know when something is down here

Assassin Lavi o shit

??? so i can find it ??? kill it

Assassin Lavi so anyway

Assassin Deak YaNKS ON THE DOOR

Assassin Lavi goes behind Lena and pushes her forward a bit

Assassin Deak PANICKING VERY QUIETLY

Assassin Lavi: You're up. Assassin Lavi : >

Pegasus Knight Lena: W-what Pegasus Knight Lena what

Assassin Deak YANK, YANK, YANK

Assassin Lavi do ur job

Assassin Deak yANK

Assassin Lavi dEAK STOP YANKING THE DOOR

Assassin Lavi going over to Deak and juST

Pegasus Knight Lena this isnt smart

Assassin Lavi: stop that

Pegasus Knight Lena: What am I supposed to go after, I can't see anything!

Assassin Deak looks at him and has that look of a caged animal

??? here i come ??? ready or not

Assassin Deak growls quietly

Assassin Lavi its fine if u keep making noise it'll prob find u

Princess Zuki iS TRYING TO BE BRAVE

Assassin Deak s t o p s

??? drip drip drip ??? scrape scrape scrape ??? nails on a chalkboard now

Princess Zuki tf are u doin tryin to make us need to pee--

Assassin Lavi: Too much noise. Stay quiet. Remember your training.

Princess Zuki OW OK NOPE Princess Zuki coVERS HER EARS

Assassin Deak n o d s

Assassin Lavi th a t's not a nice sound

Assassin Deak closes his eye and just. tryING TO IGNORE IT

??? i can hear the beating of your hearts and you can hear mine

Assassin Lavi takes Deak's hand to lead him through the dark and stay together. If they can just find a good hiding spot somewhere in the dark... different hallway maybe

??? audible ??? loud ??? clear

Assassin Lavi thAT'S AN EVEN NOT NICER SOUND

Assassin Deak follows after lavi, tRYING TO STAY CALM AND QUIET

Princess Zuki whiNES SOFTL Y

Queen Alma: The path doesn't split unless you go further up. Queen Alma: It's a straight hall.

Assassin Lavi .....

??? here i come

Assassin Lavi sh it

??? tick tock tick tock ??? heavy breathing, heart pounding

Assassin Lavi: ...maybe we can make it to where the hall splits faster than it can?

Assassin Deak: ...perhaps.

Queen Alma: Isn't it in front of us?

Assassin Lavi how wide is this hall btw Assassin Lavi: ...hence

Assassin Deak: if... if we don't though, i....

Assassin Lavi: "before it can"

Assassin Deak: ....

Queen Alma not that wide unfortunately

Assassin Lavi welp

Queen Alma: We could try.

Assassin Lavi draws his dagger Assassin Lavi prob gonna have to fight our way out

Queen Alma turns and takes a step before shrieking and dropping the torch oops

Assassin Lavi !!!!!!!!

??? here i am ??? hi

Assassin Deak looks at lavi before drawing his dagger as well

??? tried to get by ??? now you cant see me ??? but i can see you

Assassin Lavi .....

Assassin Deak remember training. Assassin Deak it's fine.

Assassin Lavi we fight in the dark all the time Assassin Lavi part of our profession : >

??? you know what my profession is?

Assassin Lavi killing?

??? close, but not really

Assassin Lavi aw and here I had a comeback for if u said yes

??? see, it's what i use to kill that defines me ??? where are we right now

Assassin Lavi a tomb?

Assassin Deak u uSE DEAD PEOPLE?!!?!

Assassin Lavi o

??? what do you assume you landed in

Assassin Deak b loo d

Assassin Lavi ...blood? Assassin Lavi its not blood, is it

??? no ??? try again

Assassin Lavi oil?

??? is oil or blood squishy ??? think this through

Assassin Lavi guts? Assassin Lavi are we inside a huge gut Assassin Lavi is this Naruto

??? what the fuck ??? no ??? when did that happen in Naruto ??? oh with the snake right

Assassin Lavi Jiraiya's toad stomach jutsu--

??? oh ??? wrong thing

Assassin Lavi anyway I give up Assassin Lavi this is a weird standoff guessing game

??? lame ???: aCTUALLY ] ???: i have no idea what im going for w/ this ]

Assassin Lavi: LMFAO }

Assassin Deak: ;; o mg

???: i was waiting 2 see if something cool was suggested ] ???: i ToLD You GuyS ] ???: i dK WHAT IM DOiNG ]

Assassin Lavi: I mean I figured like } Assassin Lavi: either oil like something combustable or like } Assassin Lavi: weird mucus or something }

???: i just wanted to adventure in catacombs tbh ] ???: i like the history thing ]

Assassin Lavi: lmao {

???: but then we had 2 bring in some monster so i just threw something up ] ???: : ( ]

Assassin Lavi: RIP }

???: its like ]

Assassin Lavi: I mean I'm cool w/ Catacomb Adventures but I'm also 300% down for Lavi to be ripped limb by limb LMFAO }

???: "no its actually just cake and this was all an elaborate prank for messing up the masquerade party!!" ]

Assassin Deak: ;; thinks back to worm 1 Assassin Deak: ;; ahaha,,, Assassin Deak: ;; h a , , ,