#there is something of a power fantasy to it i think lol......... (pensive lol)

[misterradio]

i <3 when a creation attacks their creator in fiction i think everyone should get some revenge for being born as a treat

[idiopathicsmile]

so, last week i was thinking somebody should write a comic about a shy teen superhero whose powers are fueled directly by her own sense of embarrassment

then i, uh, wrote a ten-page script for it? and wound up kind of liking it a lot?

so consider yourself cordially invited to read issue #1 of my extremely indie superhero comic, and if you wish, you can illustrate it inside your mind, using the power of imagination!

(A teen girl sits on a swivel chair in her bedroom, facing the viewer. She’s got braces and glasses. Her hair is in a messy braid.)

PONNI: Hi! My name is Ponni Murthy. I’m sixteen, and um…

(We zoom out a little. She’s wearing a T-shit that says “The Moon ROCKS!” She’s holding a cane—covered in glow-in-the-dark star stickers—in one hand, and a stuffed animal cat—wearing a sloppily homemade astronaut costume—in the other. Posters cover the walls: fantasy movies, rocket ships, Ada Lovelace, Aamir Khan, Sally Ride, etc. She has multiple posters of the solar system. She gestures dramatically with her cane-hand)

PONNI: I LOVE OUTER SPACE!

(We return to her face. She looks very earnest.)

PONNI: That’s not, uh, directly relevant to the story, I just—I love it, so much.

(She has now taken on a pensive expression)

PONNI: I love a lot of stuff. But I used to feel a little weird about that.

(She is cheerful again)

PONNI: This is the story of how I got over (some of) my shyness, and rescued a gymnasium full of people, using dark powers I only kind of understand!

PONNI: We begin last year…

(Close-up on her stuffed cat, which is now holding a title card that reads): THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF PONNI MURTHY A.K.A. SHAME-FLAME THE UNCONQUERABLE)

(We are in a high school hallway. Ponni has one hand on her cane, the other hand on a wheelie backpack. She’s wearing a T-shirt with a stylized drawing of Mars on it and the words “Seein’ red.” Hand-drawn arrows and words identify her as “Ponni Murthy, Freshman” “Only South Asian girl in the entire school” “Plays bassoon in school orchestra (entry level)”, “Favorite Mars rover: changes daily”)

(A cute boy is waving. Arrows identify him as “Westley Bolt, senior” “Plays cello (first chair!)” “Those eyelashes! Hot dang” “Favorite movement from Holst’s The Planets Suite: ‘Venus: The Peace Bringer’ (sensitive!!!)”)

(Ponni waves back.)

WESTLEY: Uh, hey…Amanda.

(Ponni turns around. He was waving to Amanda, standing just behind her.) (Arrows identify Amanda as “Amanda Nolan, senior” “Flautist (second chair)” “Favorite space-adjacent detail: unknown” “Probably a really nice person”)

(Ponni watches them walk off together.)

(Close-up on Ponni’s face, which has gone sort of blank.) CAPTION: Engulfed by a white-hot, all-consuming embarrassment, like sinking into surface of the sun! A VOICE FROM “OFF-SCREEN”: Ponni?

CAPTION: Roiling shame-waves blast in all directions, too powerful to be contained in the body of a single American teen! Can it be that my sheer humiliation has gone…supernova? THE SAME VOICE: Ponni!

PONNI: What?

(We zoom out a little. Her friend Vanessa has joined her. Oh, and also…) VANESSA: Your arm’s on fire.

(Ponni looks down and sees this for the first time.) PONNI: OH CRIPES! OH CRIPES, OH CRIPES! VANESSA: HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE?

(The fire grows) PONNI: (Terrified but also embarrassed) Can anybody see??? VANESSA: WHO CARES, YOU’RE ON FIRE. PONNI: I couldn’t feel it! 

PONNI: I still can’t, it’s just kind of warm and tingly.

(Close-up on Vanessa) VANESSA: You’re in shock. Stop, drop, and roll, kiddo c’mon. (Arrows identify her as “Vanessa Delbeau, freshman” “Acts cool but we watch a LOT of Star Trek together” “Favorite astronaut: Mae Jemison” “Threatens makeovers sometimes but so far so good”)

PONNI: I’m not in shock! Look, it’s not even burning my skin.

(Vanessa peers at Ponni’s arm. Sure enough, her skin is fine.) VANESSA: Whoa…what even…

(The fire has vanished.) (Ponni and Vanessa stare at each other)

(They stare at each other for another beat.)

VANESSA: … “Cripes?”

(Ponni’s arm starts to smolder again.) PONNI: If I wanna start babysitting, I need to set a good example!

(Vanessa shrugs. Ponni’s arm fire goes out.)

ANDY: Hey guys! (Arrows identify him as “Andy Shin, sophomore” “Black sheep of the wrestling team” “The only other Asian kid in my neighborhood (we high-five a lot)” “Favorite planet: Uranus (lol)” ANDY: You’re not gonna believe this but they let us out of gym five minutes early and--

VANESSA: Ponni can control fire with her mind.

PONNI (embarrassed): “Control” is, um, a strong word? (Ponni holds up her arm, which is smoldering again) ANDY: Dude! That’s awesome!

(Ponni’s arms are extinguished.) VANESSA: Shouldn’t you, like, go to a doctor? ANDY: You don’t go to the doctor for superpowers! You go to the nearest evildoers and show them your wrath, or whatever!

VANESSA: So just…keep our eyes peeled for all the secret volcano lairs of suburban Michigan? PONNI: I don’t really…have wrath… A VOICE FROM OFF-SCREEN: Stop! Please!

(Andy, Vanessa, and Ponni turn to the other side of the hallway. A boy labeled “Freshman? (not sure)” is addressing two upperclassmen labeled “Bully 1” and “Bully 2.” Bully 1 is holding something above his head.) FRESHMAN: I need to turn that in next period! BULLY 1: Well duh, maybe you shouldn’t have made it out of candy!

FRESHMAN: Don’t eat my homework, come on! BULLY 2 (Affecting a snotty voice, clear from his face he’s mocking Freshman) : Yeah, come on!

PONNI: Is that… VANESSA: A surprisingly good model of a 14th century castle, built out of Starbursts? I think so. I might need new glasses. PONNI: No.

(Closeup on Ponni’s face) PONNI: Evildoers.

PONNI (striding right up to the bullies): Hey! Quit bothering that guy and give him back his castle, he probably spent a lot of time on it! BULLY 1: Or what?

PONNI: Or you’ll regret it. (Ponni holds out her non-cane arm like it’s about to erupt into flames.)

(It does not erupt into flames. Nothing happens. There is a long beat.)

(Ponni still has her free arm out)

CAPTION: Was it all just a fevered imagining? It can’t be, Vanessa and Andy bore witness as well. Unless they, too, are mere shadows, empty projections of my shattered, lonely psyche…

BULLY 2 (to Ponni) : Hey, Unibrow! Out of the way, Tiny Tim!

(Close-up on Ponni. She is almost crying)

(New panel, also a close-up on Ponni) PONNI: WHY DOES YOUR SEXIST, RACIST, ABLEIST BULLCRAP STILL SOMEHOW GET TO HURT MY FEELINGS? IT’S NOT FUNNY OR CLEVER, IT’S JUST MEAN!

(A tear slides down Ponni’s face) PONNI: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME SAD! IT’S SO HUMILIATING!

(Zoom out. Both of Ponni’s arms are producing fireballs. The bullies are cowering in place, eyes wide.) CAPTION: That’s what triggers this power! My own embarrassment! Whoa, weird.

NEW PANEL: A WHOLE LOT OF SCREAMING AND FLEEING LATER…

(Andy and Vanessa are helping Freshman(?) re-assemble all his stuff. Ponni is no longer on fire) ANDY: Here’s your castle back, Trevor. VANESSA: Nice work on those turrets. (Arrow identifies Freshman(?) as “Trevor! Apparently”) Trevor: Uh, thanks. (To Ponni) Are you…okay?

PONNI: I’m fine. Are you? FRESHMAN(?): Yeah. Uh, I’m Trevor, hi. What should I call you?

PONNI: How about…Shame-Flame the Unconquerable.

VANESSA (whispering): I think he meant your name. PONNI: Oh! Ponni! (She holds out her hand to shake. There’s a flame coming off her palm. Awkward.)

PONNI (putting her hand back down) : Uh, good luck with your castle project! TREVOR: Thanks. Good luck…fighting crime?

(Ponni and Andy give Vanessa huge matching grins) New panel: Later that day, after school… (Vanessa and Andy are waiting outside Ponni’s bathroom door.)

VANESSA: Are you ready yet? PONNI (from inside) : Almost! VANESSA: Never thought I’d get to help design a superhero costume. ANDY: I did. VANESSA: Really? ANDY: Aim high, y’know? VANESSA: Ponni, c’mon! PONNI (from inside): I can’t believe people are gonna see me like this.

(The door swings open to reveal Ponni’s superhero outfit. Labels explain: “my dorkiest bike helmet”, “elbow pads”, “knee pads”, “ancient fanny pack I found in my parents’ closet”, “a wolf T-shirt (with noticeable mustard stain)”, a tutu labeled “(not sure why I had this??)”, a hideous plastic necklace “my least favorite aunt gave me this for my 11th birthday” and “sneakers with black socks.”)

ANDY: If your theory about your power is right, this is like, basically a super suit. VANESSA: The fanny pack’s a nice touch. What’s in there? PONNI: (grimly) Naked baby photos. If we’re doing this, we’re doing it right.

VANESSA: Ready? PONNI: Let’s go save the world.

Caption: For a while, everything went exactly as planned… PONNI (approaching a guy mugging a woman) : Stop right there! MUGGER: What the…what’s this kid doing here?

(PONNI makes an embarrassed face)

(We see the scene in silhouette—Ponni’s hands producing fireballs, the mugger jumping straight up in terror)

(We cut to Ponni foiling a bank robbery) PONNI: Give back that money right now! MASKED ROBBER: Is that a bike helmet? I…are you serious?

(Everybody in the bank stares at Ponni, who looks down.)

(There’s a hint of flames in her eyes)

(The next panel is Ponni grinning, both masked robbers raising their hands in surrender. The wall behind them is singed like she was outlining them in fireballs.)

(Cut to a very fancy-looking office. A wealthy businessman is sitting at a desk, pen poised over some paperwork.)

PONNI (from under his desk): Put the pen down! Don’t you dare put together another predatory subprime mortgage! BUSINESSMAN: Security! Security! PONNI: What you’re doing is wrong and you know it!

(Businessman stares at her. She is still balled up under his desk.) BUSINESSMAN: Listen, kid, do you even know what a subprime mortgage is? Or did you hear one thing on the news, and now you think you’re an expert? PONNI: You’re hurting innocent people! BUSINESSMAN: How long have you been under there?

PONNI: Um.

PONNI: I don’t…um…listen, I’ve got what’s called Juvenille Arthritis? And I was having a really good day this morning, pain-wise, so I thought I’d be okay down here, but now everything hurts and my cane’s at a weird angle. (she winces) Uh, I know I broke into your office, but can you help me up?

(close up on Businessman) BUSINESSMAN: …you’ve got to be kidding m—is your hand starting to smoke?

(Cut to a newspaper headline: MORTGAGE CRISIS AVERTED. The accompanying photo is Ponni sitting in a comfortable chair, giving a big thumb’s up)

CAPTION: But then things began to get more complicated. (Ponni is facing off against a Mad Scientist.) PONNI: Disarm that giant laser, right now! MAD SCIENTIST: Why should I listen to a child in a tutu and gym shoes?

PONNI: Because I’m the best darn hero this town’s got! CAPTION: Wait, what?

CAPTION: I try to summon up that rising, burning tide of self-consciousness, but I’ve done so much in this ridiculous costume, wearing it just feels good. I have to find a new path back to that terrible feeling. PONNI (beginning to panic): Uh…I get super excited when my teacher assigns us science projects! MAD SCIENTIST: Who doesn’t? (Reaches towards the laser.)

PONNI: I cried the first time I watched Shrek! MAD SCIENTIST: …each to their own?

PONNI: Stop! Stop right now, in the name of my 90,000-word Labyrinth/Harry Potter crossover fic! MAD SCIENTIST: …huh?

PONNI: I mean, Jareth had to…learn magic somewhere, right? So why not Hogwarts? The heroine is this seventh-year Ravenclaw student, who, yeah, it’s just me except she’s like, super super gifted at magic and she’s got a baby penguin for a familiar! I wound up naming my pet guinea pig after that penguin! I’ve been writing it for three and a half years. It’s got over a hundred chapters, and all the chapter titles are song lyrics!

CAPTION: I wait for the icy judgment to surface in his face. It does. I wait for the burning shame to overtake me. It doesn’t. Maybe it’s a little silly, but back before my powers took hold, working on that story was one of the few times I felt in control. It was fun to create something purely for myself. And cripes, it’s not like I was trying to destroy the world with a laser or something. I actually feel almost…proud. Uh-oh.

MAD SCIENTIST: Any last words? PONNI: Listen, if you’re going to kill me, can you do it fast? My curfew’s in twenty minutes.

MAD SCIENTIST: …your curfew is seven? PONNI: Well yeah, on weeknights! MAD SCIENTIST: Seven? You have to be home before the bedtime of most first graders?

(Flames appear in Ponni’s eyes.)

(Cut to Ponni walking away from a terrified scientist and a melted laser.) CAPTION: Way too many close calls lately. And now I only have nineteen minutes to get home. Crap. CAPTION: Then, in the middle of a pep assembly, things get worse. (A gigantic crablike monster has burst through the wall of the gym.)

PONNI: Stand down, stranger! Shame-Flame the Unconquerable is here! MONSTER: Then let me just say, Shame-Flame…

(scary close-up of the crab monster’s face) MONSTER: I respect you as an equal. CAPTION: Yikes, word’s gotten around. My foes are getting cleverer.

PONNI: How can you respect someone with a 7 pm curfew! MONSTER: That doesn’t reflect on you; it just means your parents want you to be safe. PONNI: Oh yeah? Well, I’m totally excited to take Advanced Trig next year! MONSTER: You’re preparing yourself for a job in the lucrative STEM field. No shame in that. PONNI: No, I mean, I love math for math’s sake. I’ve written little jingles about all my favorite numbers!

MONSTER: Well, that’s convenient. (Scoops up a handful of band members in one claw.) I hear music is good for the digestion.

PONNI: C’mon! Other than Vanessa and Andy, I’ve got no friends my age! Half the reason I don’t wear makeup is I don’t know how to do it right! Ever since Toy Story I talk to my stuffed animals, just in case! Doesn’t anyone want to laugh at me?

(Ponni looks around. Everyone is just panicking.) CAPTION: Cripes cripes cripes!

PONNI: Gosh, I said I’d defeat you and I can’t even summon the fire to light a birthday candle. Now that’s humiliating, right? MONSTER (pauses with that clawful of band members inches away from its terrible mouth): Not really, Shame-Flame. 

MONSTER: It’s just sad.

CAPTION: Well, that’s it. No other way.

PONNI: (cupping her hands to her mouth) Westley Bolt! Hey, Westley! (Westley is sitting four rows down. He turns around.)

PONNI: I’ve had a crush on you since sixth grade! WESTLEY: I know. I was just hoping you wouldn’t bring it up. I don’t like you back. You’re weird. Obviously.

PONNI (smiles, badass) : Oh, I know.

PONNI (turning back towards the monster) And I’ve gotta say, now that everybody knows how long I was hung up on somebody so wrong for me, it’s a little…oh shoot, what’s the word I’m looking for, here?

(The next panel is just flames)

(Then the smoke clears, Ponni’s fire is gone and the monster has fled, having dropped those band kids safely on the ground. It turns out that Trevor was also among them.)

TREVOR: That was incredible! Ponni, you saved our lives! You’re my hero!

(A tiny flame of embarrassment shoots out of Ponni’s hand.) PONNI: Oh, um. You’re welcome?  Anytime, sir. VANESSA (seeing the fire) : Ponni, your— PONNI: I KNOW.

(EPILOGUE: Ponni is back to present day, sitting on her desk chair in her room.) PONNI: Nobody was seriously hurt. Not even the crab monster, I don’t think. It took the rest of the school year to repair the gym. Andy got to switch out his PE class with an elective. He took astronomy, thinking it would be a blowoff class, but the teacher wasn’t very good so I got to explain a bunch of stuff to him! Me and Trevor dated for a few months, but he got super clingy when I left for math camp, so we broke up. C’est la vie. Oh, also I went to math camp! It was super daunting at first, and I got nervous and made mistakes. Luckily, my threshold for embarrassment is sky-high at this point, so y’know, I bounced back and enjoyed the heck out of it.

PONNI: Of course, not sure what that means for the next time some sinister force threatens our town. What happens when Shame-Flame gets…shame-proof?

A VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: No way! I found it! ANOTHER VOICE: Found what?

(Ponni looks over at Andy and Vanessa, who have been on the floor, going through a box of Ponni’s old things.) ANDY: Right here! The video of that anti-drug puppet show she did in fifth grade! PONNI: It wasn’t…for a class or anything, I was just really mega- against drugs. ANDY: Am I right in thinking it was a rock opera? PONNI: Uh… VANESSA: Ponni, what are the odds you still remember all the lyrics? CAPTION: Just kidding. That cringey feeling comes for all of us, sooner or later.

(Ponni, Andy, and Vanessa are roasting marshmallows on forks, using Ponni’s burning hand as heat.) VANESSA: Come on, one verse! PONNI: Next crab monster, Vanessa. Next crab monster. CAPTION: I guess it’s just a question of what you do with that feeling.

(Close-up of Ponni’s stuffed cat from the very beginning. It’s holding a card that says “THE END.”)

[ahiddenpath]

What do you dream about at night? What’s your favorite song? Tell me about the book you’re reading? Where would you go if money wasn’t an issue? What’s your deepest wish? Do you believe in magic? What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you? What do you need to get off your chest? Are you afraid for the future?

OH MAN THESE ARE GOOD ONES!  Tossing the answers under the cut!

What do you dream about at night?

I used to have such vivid dreams���  I rarely dream these days, or at least, I don’t remember them.  Sorry >__

What’s your favorite song?

OH MAN I need a playlist for this one!  Check it out here!

The songs are in no particular order.  I should also mention that I can’t find the version of August that I like on Youtube…  This one is so slow and mournful instead of pensive and emotional :/  But you get the general idea.  AHHH I like too many songs, I could easily have a thousand song + playlist, but I tried to pick as few as possible x__x

Tell me about the book you’re reading?

I just finished A Murder of Crows by Anne Bishop today.  The first book in the Others series, Written in Red, is probably my all-time favorite urban fantasy.  The rest of the books in this series…  Well, it feels like this should be a trilogy, but she’s already written five books, and at least one more remains…  It’s just stretched out waaaaaay too much with not enough happening.

I absolutely recommend the first one, though.  It’s an excellent book.

Where would you go if money wasn’t an issue?

The question is really, “Where wouldn’t I go?”  Haha!  But Japan first.  Hell, I’d stay in just Tokyo for like a month before moving on to the rest of the country, lol!  I also want to visit Hawaii, Bora Bora, Italy, Ireland, Spain, Greece…  And how about a rain forest?  A coral reef?!  And all of the national parks in the states!  

What’s your deepest wish?

I wish I knew!  Whenever I hear about the Mirror of Erised in Harry Potter or places representing your heart (Persona dungeons, for example), I wish I could take a peek for myself!  

I would love to not have to work and focus on creating (singing, playing guitar, writing, drawing, cooking, photography, blogging) instead.  But…  I worry about the world a lot.  Issues like overpopulation, hunger, poverty, and climate change/habitat destruction/pollution make me wonder how sustainable humanity is…  And I haven’t even touched on our social issues.  So I guess…  I really wish people would think about the future and the present.  I wish people would think beyond themselves.

There’s part of me that wishes a lot of the things that happened to me in my childhood could go away, but then…  Then I would be a different person, and I like me.  So…  I guess I don’t wish for that.

Do you believe in magic?

In the sense of spells/magical creatures/potions/tarot cards/telling the future…  No.

I do believe in a more immediate and powerful magic: the resilience of the human spirit and heart.  The ability we have to keep moving forward with so many burdens on our shoulders is nothing short of miraculous.  And when we find ways to be kind of top of that…

It’s more impressive than wand waving, don’t you think?

What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you?

I really have to thank you for this question, because it’s making me realize what a strange life I’ve lived, lol!  Where do I even start?!

My whole childhood was pretty weird…  I have strange medical stuff…  You would not believe my stories from working customer service at an aquarium in high school, and being the only American-born gal at a Chinese biotech company for five years had its unusual moments, at least from my perspective…

But as far as out-there, inexplicable experiences…  The strangest was probably the time I participated in was a Catholic Laying on of Hands.  Basically, a priest comes and places his hands near your head.  You tell him what you’re praying for; in my case, it was the health of my grandmother and myself, owing to the operations from my early childhood.  

Most of the girls received their blessings and moved on, but about a quarter of them ended up slain in the spirit.  This means they fainted when the priest placed his hands near them.  The religious explanation is that the holy spirit flows into you through the priest, causing you to faint.  I was curious, so I gave it a go.

When the priest lifted his hands, I felt massive pressure centered in my head.  I fell straight back into the teachers stationed there to catch fainted girls.  They lowered me to the floor; I was out cold for about two minutes before I came to and returned to my pew.

That’s the only time I’ve ever fainted, and I’m at a loss to explain it.

What do you need to get off your chest?

My work worries me.  I like my job, but I get so tired.  I took this Friday off to rest, and I literally spent the whole weekend in something near a coma sleeping.  I wanted to play and write, but I had to sleep.

Is this sustainable?  I work so hard all day, often not taking a lunch and having to convince myself to take a break to use the restroom and drink water.  I do it every day, five days a week, for about 50 hours a week.  

I know there are people who work longer hours for less pay.  I know most people have other responsibilities at home.  Am I weak?  Why is this so hard for me?  Will I ever adjust and be able to function after work?

One of my friends told me that this is what it means to be human these days: working in a constant state of exhaustion.  I cannot create when I’m exhausted; ergo, I can’t exercise something I need to remain sane and balanced.

Hmm…

Are you afraid for the future?

My future?  No.  Barring the unforseen, I have a biotech job and my husband has a software engineering job.  We have a home, food, health insurance, and love.  I feel extremely fortunate for all of this.

But I’m really worried about the future of the world, as I mentioned above.  When people ask me if I want to have a child, I…  I end up going on this anxious rant.  As our technology improves, we lose the need for unskilled workers.  Amazon is a particular offender, with their stores with no checkout, warehouses manned by machines, and packages delivered by drone (some of this is upcoming, but in the near future).  Self driving cars could mean the end of taxi/delivery/truck drivers.  And while I’m a huge proponent of green energy, it does cut out a lot of mining and oil gathering work.

Meanwhile, as the job market shrinks and grows more competitive, the cost of education and living in general is rising.  My generation is already struggling.  The next might hit a crisis point.  

And hey, oh yeah, we have more people than we can feed, and the environment is showing frightening signs of deterioration.  And again, I haven’t even touched on social issues.

Would it be moral to force a human into this scenario? 

That sounds really dark, doesn’t it?  I hate to be a downer, but I hate acting without thought even more.  I think we’re on the cusp of major social/economic change based on necessity, and the next generation or two (or possibly ours?) will bear the brunt of that change.  

So yeah, I worry about that!  

[thornstocutyouwith]

Ezra Casper

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Does your character believe in the supernatural? No.

Who is your character’s best friend? No one

What was your character like in high school? He was actually apparently very normal.

Who was your character’s first love? What were they like? He hasn’t had any, too busy with other activities, you know?

Who or what does your character love to hate? The Rich.

Who or what is your character’s guardian angel? If he has any sort of ‘guardian angel’ it’s a very powerful being, preventing him from getting caught doing those ‘activities’ mentioned earlier.

Who would your character dress up as for Halloween? Probably a serial killer. Or what the world THINKS when they think of Serial Killer.

What is your character’s biggest regret? Nothing that comes to mind, so far.

How does your character perceive strangers? As annoyances.

What does the term “fighting” mean to your character? Probably for any of his victims, it means they are trying to prevent their inevitable fate. Which annoys him.

DC

Is your character the main show or the sidekick? He would be the main show.

What is your character’s kryptonite? Spoilers. ( I haven’t figure that out yet, so he’s invincible now. HAHAHAHA)

If your character could only save one person, who would that be? Probably no one.

What does your character consider their biggest achievement? GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER! - music starts blaring in the background-

Who is your character’s favorite hero? The Joker. lol.

What about your character is heroic? Practically nothing.

How does your character want to be perceived by others? As Normal. So they he can be invisible in a room full of people, or maybe just a room of very few, as well.

What does your character think is the worst thing that can be done to another person? He really doesn’t care about that.

What does your character think is the best thing that can be done to another person? He really doesn’t think about other people.

What is your character’s perception of redemption? He hasn’t gotten that far yet.

Doctor Who

What is your character’s ideal companion like? Probably a feral dog or wolf.

What period of time would your character most enjoy visiting? Probably a primitive era, a time before technological advancements that are making it hard and harder for him to murd- Do his relaxing activities.

What place would your character most enjoy visiting? A place with not so much population everywhere.

Who would be your character’s favorite doctor? The Master, The Master would be his favorite Doctor, pfft.

What is your character’s favorite word? Mysterious.

What is your character’s favorite means of transportation? Motorcycle.

If your character was in dire danger, who would they call? The Police, lol.

If your character could change one physical feature of themselves, what would they change?  He likes the way he looks.

Who or what is your character’s worst enemy? Himself.

What is the most beautiful thing your character has ever seen? Death.

Harry Potter

What is your character’s boggart? Chains.

Your character’s choice of horcrux? A knife!

What does your character smell when presented with Amortentia? Blood.

What is your character’s house? Slytherin

What would your character see if they looked in the Mirror of Erised? Probably absolutely nothing.

Describe a pensive- worthy moment for your character: There is none to be described.

What is your character’s patronus? A Hare

If your character were an animagus, what would they be? A wolf.

What class would your character most succeed in at Hogwarts?  Potions

What would be your character’s favorite spell? Expecto Patronum

Game of Thrones

Which family would your character belong? Targaryan

What would be your character’s sigil? Most likely something with a knife and a wolf.

Would your character want to be King/Queen? No.

What animal would your character want as a pet? A Wolf

What is your character’s greatest goal in life? To just freely do whatever the hell it is he does.

What was your character’s greatest loss of their life?  Never had anything they would consider a loss.

Who is one person your character will never forget? Probably his family.

When was the last time your character made a promise? I am sure he makes all kind of problems and most likely very recently. The thing is, he’s not actually making them. He just says he’ll promise.

What is your character’s perception of happiness? GETTING AWAY with crimes and other things he considers thrilling.

What is your character’s perception of family? The same as your average human being. Have them, don’t have them, it’s whatever. Have three, at the same time, he doesn’t care.

Glee

What would be your character’s go-to audition song? Dark Horse

Does your character like to be in the spotlight? Not really.

What was the most offensive thing your character had ever said? I can’t remember, I am sure he said it to a woman though.

If your character could change their appearance, what would they change? They wouldn’t, unless he was avoiding the cops and needed to hide his identity.

What is your character’s high school stereotype? Creep

What did you use to love about your character that has completely changed? I don’t know yet. No one ever wants to roleplay with him XD I wonder whyy. hehehe.

What was your character’s childhood dream? What did they want to be when they grew up? A spy.

What does your character look for in their friends? An Alibi.

How does your character express their emotions? By pretending to be like everyone else.

How far would your character go to achieve their dreams? I’d say as far as murdering someone.

His Dark Materials

What would be your character’s daemon? Pine Marten.

What question would your character ask to the Golden Compass? “Where’s the Weed at?”

Who is your character’s protector? No clue. For their sanity, hopefully no one.

Does your character have any pets? No.

What is your character’s most treasured possession? Nothing.

Does your character feel empathy? When and why? No, never.

When was the last time your character lied? Why? Probably today. Because why the fuck not?

What was your character’s favorite childhood game? Probably hide and seek.

Who was your character’s best friend growing up? Some kid down the street from the park about ten minutes away from his house that he used to play basketball with.

What was your character’s worst childhood memory? Watching some other kids get mowed down by a car at the park.

James Bond

What occupation would your character be in MI6? Ground...operative...

What is your character’s favorite alcoholic drink? Sparkling Shamrock (vodka)

What is your character’s favorite painting? The Tower Of Babel

What is your character’s dream lover like? A KNIFE!

If your character was in danger, what would be their choice of weapon? A KNIFE!!

When was the last time your character had sex? Probably today.

How does your character like to display affection? By pretending to display affection.

When was the last time your character kissed another? Probably today.

When was the last time your character had a fight? Physical or verbal? Physical and ..probably this week.

In the face of danger, how does your character react? Cool as a cucumber.

Les Miserables

Who or what is your character obsessed with? A KNIFE!!

What is your character’s favorite song? A KN- Oh Uhm...-Blinks-  I Come with Knives.

Who or what haunts your character frequently? Nothing at the moment.

Who or what will your character stand up for? Nothing that comes to mind at the moment.

Does your character believe in love at first sight? Why? No. Because I said so.

When was the last time your character cried? When he was a child.

When was the last time your character was in a relationship? Never.

How far would your character go for redemption? Not.

What mythological figure would you character be compared to? Egyptian God Set

What does your character regard as the lowest depth of misery? Being jailed, imprisoned, or chained, prevented from sating his desires.

Lord of The Rings

What race would your character be in the LOTR verse? Balrog

What is your character’s most beloved item? A KNIFE!

Does your character like to travel? Why? Yes. It helps to prevent anyone getting to used to him and remembering his face.

Who are your character’s close friends? No one.

What is a place that your character is terrified of? Prison.

How much does your character eat? Not too much.

What virtue does your character look for in others? Weakness, a vulnerability he can work with.

Where does your character live? California.

What one word best describe your character? Killer.

If your character was to gain a large sum of money, what would they do with it? Bury it and use it in moderation.

Marvel

What would your character’s superhero codename be? NotTheHeroYoureLookingFor.

What kind of super powers or special abilities would your character have?..pfft..Unlovability Inducement.

What would your character’s super hero costume be? A spiffy suit, I don’t fucking know. lol

Who is your character’s worst enemy? Prison. lol.

What is your character’s biggest sacrifice? Innocence.

Who or what would your character die for? Himself.

Who is your character’s hero? Magneto.

Does your character drink? How old did they start drinking? Yes, a child.

Is your character a better leader or follower? Leader.

How does your character react with responsibility? ...Don’t make him responsible for anything. Because the results will vary.

Narnia

What is your character’s favorite fantasy creature? Chimera

Where is your character’s favorite hiding place? Out in the open.

Does your character fight or flee? Fight and Flee.

What is the birth order of your character? 7th.

What would your character do if they were betrayed by someone they loved? Kill them.

What can buy your character’s faith/ trust? Nothing.

Does your character like children? Not particularly.

Does your character have any phobias? Incarcerophobia

Does your character react instinctively or do they reason out their actions? They reason out their actions.

Does your character believe in the afterlife? No.

Once Upon A Time

What object symbolizes your character’s life? A KNIFE!

What is your character’s favorite fairytale? Puss-in-Boots

Does your character believe in happy endings? Why? No. Because they are unrealistic.

Who is your character’s beloved? No One.

What is your character’s perception of love? It’s annoying, messy, and gets all over everything, ruining things.

When was the last time your character had their heart broken? Never.

How many true friends does your character have? None.

Does your character trust easily? No.

When was the last time your character smiled? Today, probably? lol

When was the last time your character was extremely disappointed? Who can tell.

Sherlock

What is your character’s favorite jam? Or Nah by SoMo ( Just because that’s what I am listening to at the moment and I can’t be bothered again.)

What did your character want to be as a child? A spy.

What article of clothing or accessory can your character not leave the house without? ...<.<....>.>.... A KNIFE!

What is your character’s favorite type of tea? Mint.

What is your character’s favorite type of murder? Neat and agonizing, with a lot of mystery.

What crime is your character most likely to commit? Murder.

What password does your character have for their phone? Just a Scratch.

What ringtone does your character have for their phone? A Wolf in Sheeps Clothing.

What animal is your character most afraid of? Humans.

What common knowledge does your character never remember? Most people have friendships and strong relationships with other people.

Star Trek

What track would your character be in for the Starfleet Academy? FEDERATION CITIZEN

What would Spock see if he used the mind meld on your character? Probably planning, not exactly murders. Because who plans a murder before they have a victim? lol. And if Spock gets a little too nosy, Ezra will be more than happy to make the other his first victim before any others.

What planet would your character most want to visit? None.

Who or what emotionally compromises your character? Not much, if anything at all.

When did your character lose their virginity? How? When he was an adolescent and by normal means.

What would your character say to their younger self? You’re doing great ‘sweetie’. lol.

What type of people can your character not be able to work with? All people. lol. But he can surely pretend like he can work with anyone.

What was the worst thing your character ever did to someone they loved? Kill them.

What is your character’s level of self-esteem? Probably moderately higher than you would like to think.

How comfortable is your character with technology? Very comfortable.

Star Wars

What would be the color of your character’s lightsaber? Blue

What would Yoda say to your character? Out, you go. lol

Who or what is your character’s greatest love? A KNIFE!

What is your character’s greatest fear? Prison.

What does your character pretend to feel strongly about, just to impress others? A lot more shit than I can explain.

Is your character courageous? Yes.

What is your character’s attitude towards their current job? They are okay with it. They have the freedom and space to work.

What is your character’s perception towards freedom? Probably the worst ever, he thinks murdering people is a personal right, to him. Since it makes him feel good, or something like that - shrugs-.

What or what is your character enslaved to? His Dark Horse.

How do strangers react and perceive your character? They generally find him odd, but not unlikable.

Supernatural

What is your character’s favorite day of the week? Wednesday.

What supernatural creature is your character most scared of? Humans.

Who is your character’s closest relative? No One

What is your character’s perception towards Hell? It’s a place, that doesn’t exist.

Is your character superstitious? He has none.

What one act of your past are you most ashamed of? Nothing.

What one act of your past are you most proud of? Mostly all of them.

Who or what saved your character’s life? No One.

What is one strong memory that has stuck with your character through childhood? Watching a whole bunch of dying kids bleed out onto the ground, as he himself was also a child.

What is your character’s family like? Wouldn’t that be nice to know.

Teen Wolf

What is your character’s dream car? None.

What is your character’s favorite sport? None.

Who or what is your character most loyal to? No one.

What is your character’s secret? HE’S A MURDERER. lol

What does your character do when they’re bored? Murder someone.

What or who is your character compulsed to? No One.

Did your character ever commit a crime? Yes.

What is your character allergic to? Love....Okay, let’s say he’s probably allergic to pine trees.

How smart is your character? What is/ was their strongest subject in school? He is perhaps pretty smart, many serial killers or the like tend to be. And as far as his strongest subject, probably anything near a computer.

Was your character ever bullied or teased? Yes.

The Hunger Games

What district would your character be from? District 3, or more realistically, he’d live in the Capitol.

What would be your character’s weapon of choice? A KNIFE!

What would be your character’s training score? 10

What is one thing your character desperately need? Nothing.

What would your character’s ideal arena be? A ruined city.

Who is your character’s mentor? Johanna Mason

What is your character’s favorite type of plant? Queen's Gilliflower

How does your character dress for special events? Really well.

How does your character dress normally? Like everyone else.

What living person does your character most despise? Most people.

The Walking Dead

What would be your character’s favorite weapon against the undead? Traps.

What angers your character? Having to improve.

How would your character like to die? Bloody, on the Fury Roa- I mean, Bloody...Just bloody. Kind of like a Viking would.

What is your character’s perception of religion? Useless.

How often does your character swear? When necessary.

Who or what is your character most afraid of? Imprisonment.

Does your character have a network of friends/ acquaintances? Yes.

Is your character an outdoors person? Not particularly.

During an apocalypse, what role would your character play? He’d be a Negan.

How does your character react/ accept criticism? By not caring about it, it’s just criticism, what’s it going to to, hurt him?