#there is rarely an inbetween tbh

[skzoologist]

Your request are open so...Could you write a fic abt like it snowing in October (sadly happened to me) and the boys just complaining abt it and sticking to bae's side, using bae as a human heater, hot chocolate. With tons of fluff and crack (sorry if its not understandable English isn't my native language)

word count: 2.2k

warnings: none

genre: fluff and crack (more fluff, this is my fault tbh, i can only write two things: angst or fluff, no inbetween)

a/n: I let out all the fluff from my heart into this, I'm so sorry, but I just love winter and it shows. I hope you're doing fine with the sudden snow, take care of yourself! And as I said, you're completely fine, I understood you perfectly, I just hope I wrote what you imagined. Thank you again for requesting, and feel free to come back any time for more!

Please let me know if I left a warning or anything out, I will add it in! Reblogs, likes and feedback are greatly appreciated!

!I don't condone anyone stealing my work and posting it anywhere without my permission, or feeding it to AI!

!This is just fiction, my interpretation of Stray Kids. By no means is this how they are and how they behave in real life!

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A soft tune floated through the room, waking Bae from his pleasant slumber. His blind hand quickly found his phone on the nightstand, having always placed the device there, an almost ritualistic act of his. A soft little sigh left his body in protest of the idea of getting up, the blanket warm and snug around his form. It all felt like laying in the middle of a cozy cloud sandwich, warmed by the gentle rays of the sun as they wrapped themselves around his waist.

Wait, the sun wouldn’t make small sounds in its sleep.

Rubbing his eyes open slowly, Bae found the reason why his bed felt like the inside of a furnace itself, the body of his leader laying just beside him. Soft snores left his form, his features peaceful as he was finally asleep, a rare moment in itself from the man who avoided sleep as if it was the plague. Bae couldn’t help the small smile that sneaked itself onto his lips, even though there was an uninvited guest in his own bed. 

He let himself lay there for a few more minutes, observing the other, before finally tearing his gaze away and gently getting up, careful not to wake the other. The man was notorious for how light he slept, and Bae would rather be caught dead than be the reason for Chan's awakening. As he slowly slid out of the warm haven, he watched, amused, as hands tried to follow his wake uselessly. It was clear Chan was missing the warmth from his side, a little frown taking the content expression's place on his face. Bae caught himself almost letting out an amused exhale, the sight entirely too controversial as to what the world knew as Stray Kids’ strong leader.

It was adorable, a carefully treasured moment in Bae’s mind. What he didn’t understand though was the reason why his hyung was there, in his room. It rarely ever happened, especially like this, when the tired producer showed up in the bed, overnight, uninvited.

Not wanting to linger too much on that thought and be late from his personal dance practice, he turned around to start getting ready. Yet, his feet stopped in their place, the air prisoned in his chest.

It was snowing.

October merely started a few days ago, the weather normally chilly and nowhere near cold enough to form the pristine flakes that were now gracefully falling from the sky, as if it was all completely natural. The sky was white, a layer of unflavoured cotton candy enveloping the streets below. Before he knew it, Bae was already at his entirely too huge window, his hand sticking out of its opened form. The air lightly bit into his skin, the limb turning cold as it waited there patiently for as long as it needed to. 

Pale skin slowly turned red, goosebumps forming here and there when finally, a snowflake landed on his outstretched hand.

Big, sparkling eyes watched the little thing, its intricate design. How the lines branched out and met each other, how they twisted gracefully, until they created something so tiny, yet so breathtaking. Another one landed next to it, a bit bigger, yet its design completely different. It was more round instead of a star shape, as if the sky crocheted a little tablecloth for fairies.

“As much as I know you love snow, please come back in, you’ll catch a cold.” - a raspy voice pleaded with him from behind, strong arms gently tugging him away and closing the window.

Bae didn’t feel that cold until now, his fingers aching, his skin lightly prickling as warmth finally blanketed it once again. A sneeze left his form, quiet and muted, much like the type of person he was. A tissue appeared in his vision, his slightly shaking hands accepting it gratefully.

“Sorry I woke you up.” - Bae quietly muttered once he was done, glancing down at a Chan who was looking entirely too fondly up at him. “Nah, it’s okay. Should’ve woken up soon anyway.”

Bae nodded at that, knowing fully well that the man was too stubborn to say anything else. He went around his room and silently got ready for the day, his form quick and efficient as it glided over the cold floorboards. Once he had the bed made, comfy clothes ready to be worn prepared on top of it, he turned to his quiet leader, head tilted. He still didn’t know why the man decided to raid his room, after all.

“Aish, don’t look at me like that!” - at Chan’s protest, Bae merely tilted his head to the other side.

“Fine, fine! It was already snowing by the time I got back and my bed was just way too cold.”

The leader’s ears were too red, his arms crossed and lips in a pout. Yet Bae merely airily laughed, not at all surprised at the whole thing’s reasoning. Catching a glance of the newly appeared dimples, he turned around, now really needing to go and get ready for his practice. On his way to the bathroom, he bumped into a sleepy Jisung and Changbin, greeting their confused forms as he hurried by.

After a quick shower and his morning routine done, Bae, who was now fully clothed -even with a beanie-, ran into a problem.

That problem being his noisy roommates.

“Nooooo, don’t go, jagi, pleaaaaaase. It’s snowing, it sucks, just stay back!” - Jisung wailed with his doe eyes staring at his victim, arms locked around one of Bae’s. “Aaaaa, don’t goooooo, stay with uuus! It’s too cold for you to leave!” - it was Changbin, the loudest, as he was holding Bae back from behind with all his strength. “Baby don’t goooooooooo. It’ll be too cold without you here.” - even Chan joined them, clinging onto Bae’s other arm.

Of course, Hyunjin was also on the loud trio’s side, his entire weight supported by Bae as he just leaned against his front quietly. The other three shouted enough, he didn’t need to join them to try and win Bae over, the drama llama knew that. It took every fibre of Bae to not just topple over, the pulling and pushing forces on his body almost too much to handle.

He really should have anticipated this all from the moment he saw that it was snowing, his bandmates always turning into even bigger cuddlebugs and whiney babies the moment winter arrived. He could merely sigh, letting the tension leave his body, silently telling the others that he would, in fact, stay back with them. It was a Sunday after all, something they got to spend however they wanted to, as the company forced them to take a break against their will -something Bae clearly didn’t want to oblige to-.

“I’ll call the others over!” - Hyunjin immediately left to grab his phone, energy suddenly radiating from him. “Tell them to bring snacks!” - it was Changbin, his form already in the kitchen to grab their own snacks. “And some fluffy blankets! You know, like the one Felix has!” - Jisung’s voice rang through the entire dorm, his form zooming around the rooms and collecting blankets and pillows. “Just tell them to be careful and to dress up warm!” “Okay old man!”

Chan could only sigh, his head resting against Bae’s shoulder as he now fully stood behind his tallest member, arms encircling petite waist. Bae gently shook his head, not understanding how they could be so clingy just because of a little snow. With his hands over Chan’s, he waddled over to the living room, depositing the protesting male there and pushing everything away to make place in front of the TV.

Not a minute later after he was finished did Jisung appear, arms full of comfy and fluffy blankets, pillows, everything you could imagine. The lil quokka deposited them there, the trio promptly grabbing them and building an enormous pillowfort. They even had some fairy lights installed inside, thanks to Felix who’d suggested it the first time they’d built something like this.

Sometime along Hyunjin joined in, latching onto Bae as if he was the weasel’s personal heater. It made the building a bit harder, but at this point, Bae was used to it, even as Jisung joined Hyunjin and dragged the poor otter to the ground. Jisung only laughed as his lips took on that lovely heart shape, making Bae remain silent as he found no strength to reprimand the boy for what he did.

Soon voices could be heard, the front door opening and the missing half of the band poured in. Felix beelined towards the kitchen along with Minho, bags in both their arms. Changbin greeted them loudly, still busy with making something. The two youngest joined the others in the fort, burrowing their way into Bae’s arms, much to the protest of everyone else.

“What’s with you guys?” - Bae asked incredulously, yet his arms circled around the two to hold them in place. “You run hot, perfect for snuggling. Especially on cold days like these. Even Innie cannot resist it, and that says something.” - Seungmin mumbled out, his face buried into Bae’s neck.

The maknae didn’t say a word, simply let out a content sigh as he snuggled into Bae’s chest on the other side, cold fingers settling onto the poor man’s sides and freezing him in silence. Hyunjin and Jisung grumbled, but let their cute little members stay there, instead settling behind Bae and playing with his hair. Chan merely watched the whole thing happen with fondness in his eyes, choosing to go out to the kitchen instead to help the others.

Good thing too, because everyone came back with their hands full, snacks and steaming mugs in their hands. Bae and the two young ones were forced to sit up as their own mugs were gently passed into their hands, the smell of hot chocolate hitting their faces full force. It was something that Bae loved, being a member of the club of coffee dislikers besides Felix, instead usually opting for sweet drinks. He leaned back against the two boys and the couch behind them, letting himself relax for once.

He watched the chaos he grew fond of fold out before him as he slowly sipped on his hot cocoa, savouring the pleasant burning sensation on his tongue. His eyes followed Changbin chasing Chan around, the latter having stolen a cookie from the dwaekki after their mugs were forgotten on the coffee table pushed to the side. He watched as Felix took the opportunity, taking more food for himself before the chasing duo could notice, a devilish little smirk playing on his lips. He also watched as Minho climbed into their fortress, threatening Hyunjin with some tissues after the boy didn’t want to let the cat take his place. Of course, Minho won, Hyunjin pouting as he sat aside and took a happy little Felix into his arms. 

Bae let his head fall back, looking at the resident cat and searching his face. Minho looked back at him, slowly blinking a few times and gently patting his side. It was their own way of communicating, telling the other that everything was fine and nothing bad happened on their way over. No words were needed, they easily understood the other. Bae just blinked back and turned forward, taking back the two youngest under his arms -as much as he could with his mug in his hands-, them having finished drinking it. Jisung snuggled into his back on one side, while Minho just leaned his head against his own.

By the time the other two joined them, their mugs weren't steaming anymore and some members started whining, wanting to already watch the movie. Of course, their first choice was a Ghibli one, with two big fans being in their midst. Howl’s moving castle started playing, everyone quieting down and settling in as snacks were passed around in the dark room, only illuminated by the fairy lights and the TV. The gentle glow and warmth enveloping them quickly put everyone into a fuzzy headspace, dancing on the precipice of sleep and awareness. With every movie they watched the more they leaned over to the side of sleep, eyes staying closed for a few seconds longer with each blink.

It was long past noon when everyone was at last fully asleep, limbs tangled with each other and snacks completely devoured. Bae was at the bottom of the pile, everyone hogging a part of him for at least a little bit of his warmth. Somehow while the movies played, Felix crawled on top of the tall male, selfishly taking the most for himself. Changbin by some strange means ended up hugging one of Bae’s legs, forced to sit near the edge of the fort. Chan was in a similar situation, limbs thrown over both Felix and Bae’s legs. Hyunjin wormed his way back behind Bae, making him, Minho and Jisung huddle there and act as the slumbering otter’s backrest. Seungmin and Jeongin successfully secured their position in Bae’s arms the whole time, peacefully snoring there.

Winter arrived sooner than it should have, and while the members liked to whine about it, it was also one of their favourite season for a certain cuddly reason.

[mister-fisch]

I cannot seem to find Hellsing related tickle stuff which is sad but whatever,take some Hellsing tickle headcanons.Also this is like my 1st time doing tickle headcanons btw :D

-Integra,shes a lee.I cant see it any other way.She wouldn't ask for it,I don't think,at least most of the time,cause she has more important things to attend to.Her most ticklish spots would be in her armpits,the area inbetween your thighs and your hip,and it would tickle her if you'd whisper in her ear.

-Walter is a lee,I cant explain why but he is.He would likely rarely or never ask for it.Though if he were to ask,it would be Seras,he'd ask it very politly.Alucard would definitely tease him,and whatnot. Addtionally,even though Walter is a lee he tickled Integra as a child (they have a father daughter relationship to me).I think he'd be most ticklist at his sides,hips,should blades,underarms,and feet.

-Seras,is a ler leaning switch for sure.She'd definitely tease Integra,Walter not so much,though she would occasionally with him.(not entirely sure about alucard though).Walter would indulge her when she's in a lee mood,Alucard likely would too.Her most ticklish spots would be her underarms,her hips,and her thighs

-Alucard(Vladcard and Girlycard are gonna be listed differently as I think they'd be different for some reason).He's a switch,not particularly leaning in ler or lee.He'd be most ticklish on his sides,the back of his knees,the weenis(THAT IS THE NAME OF THE SKIN ON THE BACK OF ELBOWS),his shoulder blades,his ankles(stole the idea for someone to be ticklish on their ankles from one of my mutuals),and feet(even though the bottom of human feet weird me the fuck out).He'd definatly tease Seras,mainly with "I thought you said you werent that ticklish,Police Girl".He'd also tease Walter a fuck ton,idk how but he would.I dont think he would with Integra tbh

-Vladcard,he's a lee. He has the same spots as Alucard,he'd also be ticklish in his ear and neck area,espcially when you whisper in his ear.I dont really have alot to say about him,i dont think about him that often,so you dont get alot for him

-Girlycard girly card is a ler leaning switch,its very rare for them to be in a lee mood.They'd have the same most ticklish spots as Alucard and Vladcard cause they're the same person,but with the addtion of their underarms.They'd tease the shit out of Walter,like constantly.I dont have alot to say about them either

-Alexander Anderson is a ler.Though he'd let Enrico and Yumie tickle him.He's not the most ticklish though,only being ticklish on his feet,underarms,and neck.He definatly tickled Enrico (and hienkl and yumie when they were kids depending if they met Anderson when they were kids) He'd probably tease Enrico,

-Enrico is ler(but when he was a kid he was definetly a lee),sadistically so.Though he is pretty ticklish himself,especially on his sides,underarms,and the inner parts of his arms.Once again i have not much to say about him even though i love him.

[sadraccoon061]

VexX Maraton ~ IN DETAIL*

*as much as we have, anyway ;).

Thanks for the tag @blackeyedaliens!<3

[ PERSONAL]

Financial: wealthy / moderate/poor / in poverty

Listen. Those knick-knacks don't collect themselves.

Medical: fit/ moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable

tbh how would anyone even know.

Class or Caste: upper/ middle / working / unsure/ other

Runners take whatever jobs they can get, not all of them are the most savoury of tasks. He'll do odd-jobs inbetween though. (Imagine VexX delivering your pizza lmao)

Education: qualified / unqualified / studying / other

Education: Being in existence a very long time.

Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet/ yes, but charges were dismissed

It's easy getting away with shit when you can pretend to be a coffee cup.

[ FAMILY]

Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings/ sibling(s) is deceased

Affiliation: orphaned / adopted/ disowned/ raised by birth parent/ not applicable

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES]

extroverted / introverted /in between

disorganized / organized/ in between

close minded / open-minded / in between

calm / anxious / in between

disagreeable / agreeable/ in between

cautious/ reckless / in between

patient / impatient / in between

outspoken/ reserved / in between

leader / follower /in between

empathetic / vicious bastard / in between

optimistic / pessimistic / in between

traditional / modern / in between

hard-working/ lazy / in between

cultured / uncultured /in between / unknown

loyal / disloyal / unknown

faithful / unfaithful / unknown

[ BELIEFS ]

Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist/ agnostic

Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in Reincarnation: yes/ no/ don’t know / don’t care

Belief in Aliens: yes/ no / don’t know / don’t care

He's an Alien (we think).

Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

Philosophical: yes / no

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ]

Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

Sex: sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naïve and clueless / romance suspicious

Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender/ other / none / all

[ ABILITIES ]

Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Literacy Skills: excellent/ good / moderate / poor / none

Artistic Skills: excellent / good/ moderate / poor / none

Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor/ none

[ HABITS ]

Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes/ frequently / alcoholic

He can't get drunk xD.

Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / Chain-smoker

Recreational Drugs: never / quit / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions/ sometimes / frequently / binge eater

Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

Must.Collect.Trinkets.

Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gambler

Tagging time! @fl0pera @stargazer-sims @sdmsims @j3lly-fish @vapidsims @honeybeenrw @glitchedsins @gloomiegalaxie-sims @occultradio @saruin @veone and anyone else who would like to!

[alexanderlightweight]

Randomly remembered that kelpie au Magnus has a favorite body dumping spot (that he's been using for FORTY YEARS) and started laughing. I know he probably portals the bodies there because they won't be noticed but it's so much funnier to just. Does he physically dump them in because he thinks it's a fun post-murder activity? Did Ragnor tell him that people like to feed ducks and he decided to give it a shot but for the local carnivore population??

Also hi i hope the heat isn't too bad

okay so!!! meta time!!

Alec's lake is in a magical dimension pocket and it's very rare to find openings to it (he leaves open a few holes to lure prey in).

Magnus finds a magically rich lake while he's about to rituals and when he's done, he throws the magically rich, incredibly personal (cause we know magnus signs his work) bodies into the lake.

magnus is aware its a magically potent lake and he figures the little sprites and magically rich creatures can have a snack and get something out of it WHILE disposing of the evidence. however when he goes back, out of curiosity, he finds it exactly the same and he got a really intense boost from the ritual. he also figures he's contributing to enriching the environment since magnus is respectful and he gives some of the ritual to the dimension.

Alec: powerful, feeds me snacks, gorgeous, feeds me delicious food, verry clearly invested in me, a little bit shy and taking forever to court me me but he's worth it. i can wait

Magnus: a little body for the lake, a little magic for the space, a little ritual for me.... another body for the lake

Alec: ... i adore him but this is taking forever. at least he's starting sending presents inbetween visits

Magnus: sealing off most of the other 'holes' so that his little spot isn't found

Alec: ah, he doesn't want another potential mate to meet my standards (doubtful but sweet) and is keeping me all to himself... i'll allow it (Alec also opening up holes and closing them when he wants a snack and wants to hunt).

Alec is mostly raised by magic and instinct btw, so like his fae instincts are pretty intense

it's soooooo hot and it's still mild rn. it's 104F/40C degrees right now and it will get hotter still. i've been in the dessert about 3 years now but because of some medical stuff, it might be a while before i can adjust to the temperatures. Nightshade and i sometimes just sit in his little pool and suffer together tbh

thanks for checking! i hope you enjoy the meta

<3 lumine

[bigbumder96]

account introduction thing!!!??

ngl i feel a bit goofy doing this🙁forgive me if this is weird, im used to getting attacked on tiktok for literally nothing (i rarely use tumblr)

general:

name: darcie

age: im a minor😭

gender: girl (she/her :3 )

sexuality: lesbian

from/live in: england unfortunately😣 east london specifically, or essex depending on if u focus on the postcode or the london borough😭 officially its east london tho

interests:

tv shows:

- the inbetweeners

- white gold

- station 19 (still have to catch up on the latest episode lmao

- 9-1-1 (also still have to catch up one episode😭)

- fresh meat

- ted lasso

- heartbreak high (both the old version and the reboot !!! i dont prefer one over the other, although i do tend to post about the 90s one more lmaooo)

- friday night dinner

- this country

- call the midwife

- ackley bridge

- baby reindeer (i wouldnt exactly call it an interest, this show fucking traumatised me, but i watched it like last week😭)

- phoenix rise

- moment of eighteen (a k-drama btw!!)

- move to heaven (also a k-drama!!)

- there she goes

- benidorm

- skins (only gen 2 tho im afraid😞)

- the inBESTigators (dont judge lmfao😭😭😭)

- little lunch (i cant theyre js both such good shows)

- dodo (a cartoon)

- taskmaster (only season eight tho for the icon joe thomas‼️)

- mr bigstuff

- supacell

im currently watching derry girls and jamie johnson atm !!

films:

- the shawshank redemption

- the green mile

- goodbye charlie bright (my absolute fav omg)

- the business

- the football factory (theyre making the sequel to this at my school im so happy i love nick love films😍i didnt see nick love himself tho💔)

- good will hunting

- bohemian rhapsody

- dead mans shoes

- ferris buellers day off

- harry brown

- little miss sunshine

- the inbetweeners movie

- the inbetweeners 2

- white chicks

- the basketball diaries

- mid90s

- spiderman: into the spider-verse

- spiderman: across the spider-verse

music:

- alex g (fav song: too many to put here, but if i had to pick then prolly the whole race, trick, and rules album😭)

- tv girl (fav song: better in the dark, louise, and daughter of a cop)

- the fratellis (fav song: i honestly dk, i havent gotten that much into them yet😣i js listened to one of their albums and played fifa)

- the killers (fav song: read my mind and andy youre a star)

- the smiths (fav song: girl afraid, bigmouth strikes again, and this night has opened my eyes. guys i swr i liked them songs before they got popular im acc rly annoyed at the tiktofication of bigmouth strikes again and this night has opened my eyes😣)

- queen (fav song: spread your wings and long away)

- the stone roses (fav song: i wanna be adored and made of stone. basic i know😣😣)

- the jam (fav song: down in the tube station at midnight, david watts, and man in the corner shop)

- oasis (live forever. icba to type ‘fav song’ anymore😭)

- mac the knife (here to stay)

- mitski (why didnt you stop me, goodbye my danish sweetheart, me and my husband, your best american girl, once more to see you, etcetera…)

extras:

- im into football and i am a big arsenal fan !!!! my fav player is def martin ødegaard, and i may or may not be one of those deluded emile smith-rowe fans who think that hes gonna have a huge comeback and be like he was two seasons ago🤫🤫🤫

(edit: im gonna kms he left arsenal🙁)

i also support england as a country (obviously) plus a tad bit of dagenham amd redbridge, because they are my local ! (before you call me a glory hunter, ive supported arsenal since i was 3 because thats what my mum and grandparents support!!! also its a bit hard to support your local when not all the games are televised and you cant afford a season ticket, not to mention i had no clue who dagenham and redbridge were when i was choosing a football team, because i had no clue how leagues worked and i didnt gaf about football tbh💀)

- i like webtoons! my fav is jacksons diary, our walk home, and crystal city killers😱 (please does anyone have any cute wlw webtoon recs im so desperate)

- in year seven my drama teacher made us watch a play (on the screen, not irl) called slowtime but we didnt get to finish it💔my teacher spoiled the ending but i didnt care and tracked down the rest of that video bcs slowtime is such a good play i love everything abt it😍

- last year i was obsessed with this book series called football academy (written by tom palmer) and it was genuinely so good but there was nobody myp age cuz it was for kids💔i dont rly read them anymore, but the interest is still there if someone by chance has read them please contact me and have a conversation with me about it🙏🙏🙏

- i also have a very obscure interest about london boroughs??? like i dont even know a lot about them, i just love talking about/watching videos about london boroughs... i blame the lb guy on tiktok

i apologise as this was very long, and i probably wont even post that much😭 sorry for the yapping tho🙏🙏🙏

[celestie0]

book recs? if you read. biology books are fine as well.

hiii my dear LOL yes i do read but not that often haha. not sure what genres speak to you but i tried to give a bit of a range!!

i just finished reading "pachinko" by author min jin lee n thought it was really wonderful. it's a story that spans multiple generations from a war era to modern era so it was really interesting seeing the cultural developments, i can tell the author put a lot of research into it. i mean i was already bawling by end of the first chapter and i very rarely actually cry when i'm reading books. the minimalistic style of the writing is so lovely i think this book has most influenced my own writing style. it's a hefty n lengthy book though, but so worth the ride

this one is really popular but def worth the hype "the seven husbands of evelyn hugo"! it's about sort of a marilyn monroe type character named evelyn hugo who was a famous actress (it's all fictional though) and all of her love affairs. i love the unique voice that she has throughout the book, she keeps it super real and so those moments of vulnerability from her end up hitting hard. i so very enjoy the way taylor jenkins reid writes aaa i'm reading another one of her books rn called "one true loves" (although tbh it's not that great so far haha)

a romance i read sort of recently was "before we were strangers" by renee carlino and i liked it!! the angsttt ugh. it's a second chance romance ab two characters who met in uni and then went their separate ways and didn't reunite again until they were in their thirties i believe. i love those types of romances where ppl have had a lot of time away from one another, exploring all the growth inbetween is sm fun. tbh there were so many times i wanted to slap the shit outta both the main characters for their horrendously poor decision making lmfao but i appreciate stories like that bc they feel raw and real. def recommend!

since you mentioned bio books i'll shout out my two faves LOL:

"who we are and how we got here" by david reich. i love this book, it's a really amazing collection of geneticists research to account for all the variations in humans across the world and throughout hundreds of thousands of years of evolution. it touches on why diff demographics are more susceptible to certain illness/disease, w explanations ranging from things such as colonization & racism, social isolation and even early language development!!

"the body" by bill bryson. this one is simple n kind of functions as a lil encyclopedia for the body, including famous discoveries and tips on how to take care of yourself. i think it's both a leisure read and also really educational so i loved it. there's stuff like women's anatomy, history of insulin production and there's even a section on food/metabolism which was my fave. it's all in layman's terms so it's suitable for anyone to pick up

i got kinda carried away w this haha but i hope you enjoy reading if you do read any of them! it's overcast where i live and now i wanna curl up with a book :'')

thank you lovely for the ask <3

[jpivot]

do u ever take commissions?? i’m just rly obsessed with your deadlock art especially lash 😭💙

theoretically yes but practically no, lol... ive been entertaining the idea of "opening commissions" for years but the planets rarely align for me to do so*.

i also have that disease where i can only do 0% or 120% amounts of effort, with no inbetween. the former is not worth it for customers and the latter is not worth it for me. alas

*tbh i guess you could just ask and we can work something out. the last time i did a commission someone asked me about it and then waited a whole year for me to finally have a window of time appear to work on it. so. thats the type of inconvenient geological time scale i function on

[miaoqing]

tagged by @holy--milk ! thank you <33

1. why did you choose your url?

miao as in meow. qing as in mu qing

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.

this is one!! i also have ones i use for saving linguistics posts and sims cc

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

since september 2014 <3 quite exactly ten years . god

4. do you have a queue tag?

“q”. i’m very creative. i don’t use the queue very often though

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

i was too lazy to rebrand my jjk twitter account into svsss/mxtx so i made a sideblog on tumblr instead. people are funnier here . usually

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

shizum…… cat ears…. yeah

7. why did you choose your header?

pretty ……..

8. what's your post with the most notes?

the one about how the fandom exaggerates the beef between sqq and sqh

9. how many mutuals do you have?

quite a few actually??? <3

10. how many followers do you have?

more than i had on twitter but fewer than i have on instagram

11. how many people do you follow?

281 . allegedly

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

all my posts are either shitposts or academic essays no inbetween

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

i’m addicted to the Device and also beefing so i have an unhealthy habit of constantly checking if someone has started arguing with me about something

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

IF i have…. see above

15. how do you feel about 'you need to reblog this' posts?

they can all die

16. do you like tag games?

yes ….

17. do you like ask games?

yes…….

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

what does that even mean tbh ….

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

in what way… as in that i have a mutual i want to become friends with or in the way that i’m in love with a mutual??? those are very different…. please be more specific…….

20. what is the last song you listened to?

technically stad i ljus by tommy körberg (dsvdv) but according to spotify it was pink pony club by chappell roan

21. what are you currently watching?

right now on my to-finish-watching is half an episode of wwdits, 2 eps of dungeon meshi, and 2,5 eps of bridgerton. i am horrible at watching movies and also things with episodes unless i have like crocheting to do but my current project involves a sewing machine and watching a screen while a sharp needle is hammering right by your fingers is probably. not smart

22. sweet/savoury/spicy?

depends???? i hate sweet breakfasts for example. but generally i think that after every meal you should have a little sweet treat like idk it just doesn’t feel complete otherwise. and spicy is just a type of savoury isn’t it…. save me lan gao ma….. lan gao ma save me ��

23. what is your current relationship status?

i JUST got a second cat

24. what is your current obsession?

i think i’m in a rare moment of peace in between storms right now actually? which is good because i have school work to do

25. what are nine albums/songs you've been listening to lately?

so high school by t***** s**** (sorry), stand by me by shinee, just a notion by abba, chateau lobby #4 by father john misty, head over heels by tears for fears, please please please by sabrina carpenter, i know it’s over by the smiths, supernova by aespa, talk that talk by twice

i'm tagging @shizunitis<33

[oldmentoucher]

intro :33

helloo, im icarus!! 15, and i use any pronouns. im an artist and i have a few fanfictions im writing (but i rarely finish them☹️). i would love to do art trades with people, but be warned i take a little bit. i have a ton of ocs, but tbh dont like posting them as people dont rly care abt them. i dont rly believe in zodiacs, but im a libra and i feel that sums me up pretty well. im an INFP-T andd yeah :3

DNI if you...

• are a zionist. free palestine 🍉

• support AI "art". it isnt art

• fake DID (or any mental illness really)

• hate stanford pines. you arent welcome

• hate mabel pines. you ALSO arent welcome

• support vivziepop. its fine if you enjoy her shows, but at least acknowledge shes a problematic person

• are homophobic/transphobic/racist/sexist. why are you even here?

• hate on beginner artists. everyone starts somewhere

• are just a hateful person in general. your energy isnt needed here

• are a proshipper. ew

• are a capricorn/j

fandoms:

• my main fandom is gravity falls!! ive been in it for four years and i hope to be in it for the rest of my life (as unrealistic as that is). my favorite character is ford anddd i feel my second favorite is a tie between mabel/stan. i could talk abt ford for hours and would love to share my hcs with people!

• another is doki doki literature club! ive watched the game grumps playthrough of it at least five times, it never gets old. my favorite character is yuri, but i love natsuki as well. i dont have many hcs for these characters, but i would love for someone else to share theirs with me :3

• i enjoy the owl house, and would consider myself a part of the fandom, but i dont interact with it too often. ive drawn some fanart here and there, but overall it hasnt rotted my brain like gf and ddlc.

• danganronpa! im very inbetween on liking the games, and hating them. i really enjoyed V1, but V2 was just a bore. yasuhiro and chihiro are probably my favorite characters :3

• across the spiderverse. i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEEE HOBIE!!! i havent drawn him yet but i plan on doing so in the future. would love to discuss opinions on the movies with people!

• rick and morty. a friend got me into the show, and i am so so so grateful for that :3 10/10 show, rick is my favorite even if hes an asshole.

thats all i can think to add right now, so baii :3

[weirdhasanxiety]

Doodle kinda

I didn’t want to think so I just drew this on iPad with a finger because I always overthink if I use a pen

There’s not much meaning to this, though if you’ve seen it on Reddit I named it ‘Lull in the Storm’ because it sort of symbolises those rare quiet moments we get inbetween our hectic lives

Enjoy?

Haven’t done polandball in a bit, tbh

[nieithryn]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN.

respond to the prompts out of character!

what made you pick up the current muse(s) you have? These days, especially in this fandom, it's usually the relationships between either a friend's muse and the character, or another of my muses and a character. But looking at some of my main kiddos, or my OCs? I write characters that embody something that fascinates me. Frequently it's a new take on strength through adversity, or the reforging of the self after trauma. Sometimes it's something I identify with deeply, like Mace and Quinlan's struggle with the Dark from a young age. Or Yularen being willing to do bad things for the greater good as he sees it. Or Cody being a protective big brother who can't always protect his brothers. And sometimes, just because it seems fun, like with Zam!

is there anything you don’t like to write? There definitely are, though they're rare. Few and far between, aside from the obvious hard no's of various kinds. I'll write almost anything if a partner and I have enough chemistry. But some of the things I'm less comfortable with are crossovers (never been quite sure why, fandom AUs are fine, but crossovers I struggle with), true crack, and angst or smut without some kind of purpose or plot. I love me some angst, but I need the comfort after, unless I'm writing a symbolic unhappy ending for some reason. There's a few muses I have for whom that would be appropriate or canon compliant, but otherwise the angst needs a gentle comfort after or some reason.

is there anything you really enjoy writing? Basically anything else! I'm pretty flexible, if my partner is interested I'll do damn near anything tbh. I love hurt-comfort especially, but I love me some good canon divergent "what ifs" and alternate takes on how characters meet or even hook up. It's fun sometimes to see how a complicated relationship can go so many different ways, where along the forks they might have gone different directions. I love writing the inbetween moments canon never shows us, because there's never enough time to. The ways those inbetween scenes might affect entire relationships, or should have. Honestly, give me all those little bits inbetween.

how do you come up with headcanons? Usually headcanons develop from my analysis of whatever canon I accept for my muse, sometimes from small facial or body language tells during a panel/scene, sometimes by extrapolating from something they say or are described to do. But sometimes it's actually extrapolating from their relationships with other characters, both the muses of my partners and the people they interact with canonically. You can tell a lot about a character by how they interact with loved ones, for instance.

do you write in silence or do you play music? This depends on the ADHD mood of the day. Most days, I have 1-3 songs on repeat to become such a smooth background I can write without silence, but not get distracted by lyrics or the instrumentation. But some days, I need complete and absolute silence because any noise will distract me and the replies will never happen. Oh the joys lol.

do you plan your replies or wing them? Kinda both, and it usually depends on the muse the reply is for. Some I can plot out really well, or get so excited to write that I spend hours plotting the right reply. And some either flow so naturally I can wing it, or unexpectedly just decide the plotted reply isn't the vibe of the moment when I'm actually writing, and off we go to the races!

do you enjoy shipping? Oh hells yes, absolutely. Romantic, platonic, absolutely I love shipping. In the purely romantic sense, while many of my muses over my time RPing are demisexual, I am always down to give them partners, and in platonic senses, family and friends and found family are just. So wonderful.

what’s your alias/name? Liz or Argent

age?  25

birthday? April 2nd

favorite color?  Dark Blue, Silver, Gold

favorite song? 

last movie you watched? 

last show you watched?  Uhhh Family Feud I think lol.

last song you listened to? Will The Circle Be Unbroken by Peter Hollens & Malukah (Honorary shout out to Baba Yetu as well bc they've been on a two song repeat lol)

favorite food?  Oooh hard choice. Steamer clams or steamed artichokes.

favorite season?  Autumn

do you have a tumblr best friend? I used to have a really close friend group on Tumblr I would've tagged, but many have since disappeared. Now it's @strcngered and I against the world, lol. Though @valorums/@prodijedi and @mayxthexforce are very very swiftly making it into that same level of vibe, so I'm rebuilding slowly but surely.

TAGGED BY: @valorums

TAGGING: Ohhhh just steal it, Callie snagged most of you anyway lol.

[adelaidedrubman]

[ask-delivery opossum]=> ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 12, 13 and 15 (saying Jestiny for four won’t count btw 🤠)

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OPOSSUM. copy pasting stealing that. THANK YOU GIGI sending you and the opossum kisses<33

2. Who’s your least favorite to write?

hm. joseph’s voice is annoying. sorry to this man love him and all but. get different speech patterns. “mine is the face of truth!” who talks like that i’m going to kill you. i can write him in “on” public persona mode well enough but... things like last wildfire chapter when i had to make him a source of factual info dump? pain suffering. jacob is also not that personally easy/fun to write for me compared to others but i don’t have the same sense of “am i doing this wrong???” as i do with joseph so it’s less stressful.

4. Which character(s) do you love to hate?

i would say john but that also kinda feels like cheating tbh? i feel like all john writers hate john at least a little. nature of john. i love to hate him in the sense of he’s annoying and i enjoy making him suffer. joseph is also fun to put through it although it’s usually more in backdrop. still. funny when he suffers.

5. What’s the easiest thing to write for you?

also john. nature of john writing. i’m pissed off and annoyed the entire time but his pov feels second nature to me at this point so. what can you do

in terms of genre, definitely comedy. there at least has to be some undertone of humor in most of what i write. also dialogue. especially johnjess dialogue. shrek voice it’s getting them to shut up that’s the trick

6. What’s the hardest thing to write for you?

probably like. genuine fluff? like i can do sweet moments but it always has to be in spite of something. also scenery descriptions are still a bitch to me after all these years. OH and action. i fucking hate writing action scenes.

7. Do you plan everything out before you write or do you sit down and go with the flow?

i’ve only very recently started forcing myself to properly outline as wildfire has gotten unwieldy and i’ve begun reaching crucial enough no turning back plot points that it genuinely would be like “oh fuck!! house of cards collapses!” if i forget something. even then i have like. the next three chapters outlined and it’s in notes app and it looks like this (example from last chapter, it was this to draft one with no inbetween steps):

in general i do plan a lot out though sort of. combing things over in my head even if i don’t write it down. and i have most major plot points of wildfire decided already. like i have a very clear image and language in my mind for the Final Scene. we’ll see if i get there. for oneshots i tend to just vibe because they’re more about having a little fun and flexing the muscles for me anyways.

12. What is one character you love but rarely/never write? 

i guess not rarely/never but i don’t write faith nearly as much as i want to. i mean, tbh i guess i write faith more than fandom average lmao and she was like. the first character i ever wrote when i joined the fandom. but still not as much as i want bc a lot of it stays in drafts or is eclipsed by. you know.

i wish i’d gotten to write jess black more, i can’t believe ive only done one scene she’s probably my second favorite gfh.

13. Is there one character that always fights you when you try writing them?

JESTINY. the most i ever sympathize with john is when i want to get her to do something very simple and she explains to me the convoluted thirty five step intricate ritual it will take to get her to do it and i want to pull my hair out. like girl. sit on the fucking hay bale already.

15. What two characters did you never expect to work together?

well, in the sense that they don’t... mary may and jestiny. like they were always supposed to have most of the beef they have in wildfire (particularly in that mary may was always supposed to be a representation of jessie’s genuine breakdown in ability to empathize with Nice, Normal Folks) but i guess i didn’t expect their frenemiship to be as popular as it is or have as much chemistry to it? chemistry in the sense of lack of chemistry. but they have a compelling dynamic i didn’t fully expect. the real slowburn is when mary may finally gets to punch jessie in the face so hard.

[childishzombiejellyfish]

Tagged by @comediakaidanovsky

Are you named after anyone? yeh, both my birthname and my chosen name (I do not consider the former a deadname, merely a “for special occasions” type name). My parents named all of their kids after book characters or historical people, and I went with the feeling and gave myself a name after a writer (it’s also a name belonging to a fictional character + genderqueer painter and sculptor -- it’s versatile)

When was the last time you cried? I cried watching lilo and stitch yesterday

Do you use sarcasm? I think I do, but not in a conventional sense. I simply am bad at modulating my tone of voice, so things don’t always come out as intended

What’s the first thing you notice about people? hair, I think. also height.

What’s your eye color? grey/blue

Scary movies or happy endings? stealing from comedia: i mean i wanna say neither, or somewhere inbetween. love a good scary movie, also love an earned happy ending, but definitely have a penchant for tragedies

Any special talents? Idk if it’s “special,” in the sense of rare, but I am a trained classical singer, and my friends tell me I have a wide range of niche knowledge on things 

Where were you born? England (raised in Denmark)

What are your hobbies? reading, writing, movie watching and analysis, research (especially into queer histories), loooooong walks, singing, music composition, filming + video editing hmmm... also hoping to get back into some sports this year 

Do you have any pets? used to have a family dog called Neo (which is very funny a name-choice in transgender hindsight)

What sports do you play/have played? football, badminton, swimming, judo, hockey, handball, briefly basketball, poledancing

How tall are you? about 175. shorter than my younger brothers, taller than my older brother hehe

Favorite subject in school? Any subject where the teacher and I got on, so at varying times english, history, danish, ancient history, german, music... it really depended on whether or not the given teacher at whatever school I was at fed into my hyperfixation tendencies (I realise that now, looking back)

Dream job? artist/historical researcher who makes enough to live like that 😂 tbh I realise the best work I ever did was volunteering at an LGBT+ charity and I am very bad at paid things, so idk how to reconcile that with needing to eat.... wish there was universal income, then I’d just want to help out youknow?

thank you for tagging me: anyone wanna do this, please tag me so I can see!

[belphegorbillickin]

@insideous-beez Okay, so I don't think it's worth a whole new post but here's what's basically the uncut rambling.

CW: Talk about miscarriages, death during childbirth, debilitating deformities, & for the use of mother? It's not really gendered, but still. And a complete lack of actual science.

I also doubt children could even happen without special preparations being made considering he hatched from an egg, so there's no worry about illegitimate heirs either even if the prefect is fertile.

It might've been possible with just a few super rare potions and spells if Malleus was the "mother" maybe, but I don't think any human is turning their ovaries into literal dragon eggs anytime soon.

I know there's Sebek and all, but his mother is the fae so even if she produced eggs as well I kinda feel like sperm is sperm. Technically it's still viable even after death for a very short period of time, so a one time change could possibly work imo.

Meanwhile the mother's body goes through massive changes, some being permanent, and has to deal with it for nearly a year.

So if spells and etc. really were needed you'd most likely have to keep using them on the human mother in order to keep those changes imo.

I also feel like all that magic would be insanely taxing on the mother's body even if no spells or potions were necessary, especially if they were magicless like the prefect.

To the point of becoming seriously ill, possibly causing a miscarriage, or even drastically increasing the chance of death during childbirth for both the mother and the child.

There's also the possibility of going through all that, almost dying, and then still having the egg equivalent of a stillborn baby or never developing vital organs.

Childbirth is incredibly complicated and dangerous for humans, there's just so many ways it could go wrong even if it technically works well enough to take. Even between two humans with modern medicine irl.

That being said, I don't think it's a given that all human/fae relations would be that difficult. Like if Lilia really is a bat fae I could see that working with about the same difficulty level of difficulty as with a beastman.

And I don't think beastmen would really have any serious difficulties breeding with humans, regardless of their role tbh.

I do feel the same way about interbreeding with mer though.

Even if they are viviparous like some sharks, who even develop a sort of placental connection, there's a huge amount of things that could go wrong. (I do think they are personally, since they seem to be somewhere in-between fish and mammals.)

Like even if the sperm takes what if you get what's basically a human but with gills? So they can't live on land without potions but struggle to actually survive underwater. Like skin sloughing off and everything from staying too wet. And that's on the easier to deal with side.

If anyone has ever played (mild semi-spoiler warning for a companion) Pathfinder WOTR, but Lann talking about his mother consistently giving birth to children who couldn't make past their first birthday, or literally came out in pieces, is what I'm thinking of talking about the things that could go wrong.

Like I believe a lot of disabilities that could result from this could be more than livable and I'm 100% against thinking disabled children are a blight or etc, I'm disabled myself, but if you know there's like an 70% chance for ex of you and/or your child dying and an even higher chance of them being born with a very malformed respiratory system at bare minimum...

It's going to be heartbreaking at the very least.

Also for Malleus there's the whole 100s of years to even grow up thing. Even if their lifespan is halved or quartered and the human parent's is extended there's a good chance they'll die of old age before their child reaches adulthood.

I'm curious about Sebek and his mother's lifespan too, because crocodiles irl almost never die of old age. So you'd think croc fae would be one of the very long lived species, but maybe it's more about their connection to magic?

I feel like it's heavily implied, if not outright said maybe?, that Sebek grew up alongside Silver so who knows how that works. It's entirely possible that they mature similarly to humans and then have their prime extended?

But anyway, that's not to say people should stop making fluffy content about Malleus or the octatrio becoming parents at all, I just think that personally it's a lot more interesting and heartfelt if the idea of difficulties were at least acknowledged.

B, E, L, O, & U for the x reader ask game with yandere!Malleus if that's alright?

Outrageous, how do they react when you get yourself into trouble? Do they bail you out or are you on your own? Do they expect you to get them out of trouble?

Malleus is typically content to sit back observe as the shorter lived species get themselves into mortal peril.

He ignores even those he is fond of, as both Lilia and his grandmother have told him many tales of what happens to the fae who become overly attached.*

"Learn from Lady Maleficent's tale, lest you be doomed to repeat it." They would say.

"Your great-grandmother did naught but bless the Lord's child even after they so cruelly ostracized her out of fear and jealousy, and yet the humans repaid her with violence for daring to grace the kingdom she so gracefully allowed them with her presence."

"Enjoy it for as long as it may last if you must. Do not interfere with their fates, or they shall soon take your presence for granted. The lesser races quickly become dependent on our magic, you see."

"The once grateful masses always begin refusing to work and place the blame of their own actions on the generous fae who deigned to help them in the first place. I would loathe to see you go through the same heartbreak and betrayal many others of our kind have faced, my beloved child."

Malleus hears this and understands it very well, but what if he wanted you to become dependent on him? Surely it wouldn't be that much of a problem he thinks.

You have no family here, only that beast of yours. And your "friends," as they love to title themselves as such, are inconsequential at best if they dare to fight for your hand. All of them easily overpowered by his personal guards alone.

Yes, he rather likes the sound of that. He'll just have to ensure your love never strays nor flickers. Not that he would've deigned to bless you with his devotion if he thought you to be that fickle, but he is aware how even the passage of time itself can cause humans to waver.

As for saving him in return? Well, what a delightful little joke that is. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, all he needs from you is your affection and obedience.

Emergency, what would they do if you needed them? Do they drop everything? Do they panic? What do they do if they need you?

Now, if it was something truly dangerous Malleus goes absolutely berserk. The sky is alight with lightning in an instant and every candle turns into a roaring green flame.

He doesn't lose sight of what's important, he'd never ignore your wellbeing to exact revenge, but his reputation and any possible ramifications for his country do fall to the wayside.

Malleus does absolutely everything in his power to keep you safe, even before you're truly in danger.

He specializes in protective magics for a reason after all. As much as he tries to prevent himself from becoming attached he's terrified of losing those he cares about.

You're most likely smothered in protective jewelries and blessings long before you made your relationship official, whether you know it or not.

Your dwelling, whether that be Ramshackle or someplace else, is absolutely covered in protective magics as well.

He'd most likely even prevent anyone but himself, Lilia, and your pet from coming inside Ramshackle if he thought you'd let him get away with it.

If someone dared to attempt an attack or kidnapping of any kind in his homeland and Malleus is unable to kill catch them immediately he is absolutely taking full advantage of his status.

Within hours there is a mass notice of treason. Anyone who is seen to helping the perpetrator will be executed along with them, and anyone who can bring them alive for unbearable torture questioning and then a very gruesome public execution will be rewarded handsomely.

As much as he'd love to hunt them done himself nothing is more important than keeping you safe, and no one is more suited for the task than him.

If he has to put you to sleep in order to carry you around every waking minute of the day until they're brought to justice? Well, that's a "burden" he'd love to bear.

Afterwards, when he's completely sure of your safety he'll be double all of his security measures for you at the absolute minimum. You can say goodbye to what little freedom you had, permanently.

Unless you're both incredibly lucky and cunning enough to talk your way out of it as well as incredibly obedient, with no hesitation or hidden resentment, the only way you'll ever be out of tower again is if Malleus is right there next to you.

Love potion, you’ve accidentally drank a love potion that causes you to feel like you’re dying if they don’t touch you. What is their reaction?

He's simultaneously ecstatic that your love transferred this curse to him and absolutely furious at the thought that you could've been feeling this way with someone else.

Malleus is a fae on a mission, carrying you around shamelessly as he seeks end this curse and the one who used it on you, purposefully or not.

Plead with him desperately enough and you'll be able to have all of his adoration to yourself as he sends his guards to capture the criminal for execution trial.

Rest assured that he'll see the perpetrator expelled and punished to the full extent of the law since he's unable act as he would truly wish to outside of his kingdom.

He'll use this as an excuse to take up even more of your time and enact even more protective measures, but surely you understand this is for your own good right?

Bargain, would they just accept a break-up? Do they mope around or try to fix things? How would they attempt to get you back?

Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would he ever accept this.

Rather, even if he abhorred you Malleus would still keep you bound to him.

He can't bring himself to let another person close to him go, even if he has cradle your eternally sleeping body in order to pretend you still loved him.

He won't allow natural causes to take you from him either. Malleus would use every bit of ancient and forbidden magic he had access to in order to extend your lifespan and fight off diseases.

Even if it meant shortening his own in order to do so.

It's "until death do us part" for the both of you, and he has zero intentions of letting you die.

Undo, how do they attempt to be forgiven for making you upset? What do you need to do after making them upset to get their forgiveness?

Political niceties come fairly easy to him by now, even when a certain second-born tries patience, but Malleus is actually terrible at sincere apologies. Almost terrible enough to put said lion to shame.

It's not that he doesn't want to make amends or that he thinks you don't deserve one, but yandere Malleus is especially entitled and out of touch.

He is very much unused to having to explain himself to anyone other than his grandmother (the literal Queen) and, with increasing rarity as the years go by, Lilia. It explains quite a bit about his (bad) behavior, doesn't it?

Malleus refuses to apologize for doing what he must to keep you safe, but he will make amends in his own way.

He hates to see you in pain, but no tantrum of yours could compare to the pain he'd feel if he lost you prematurely.

He'll hold you ever so gently on his lap, drying your tears, as he kindly explains to you exactly why he's decided to take those actions and feeds you your favorite foods by hand.

Just like his grandmother used after some particularly harsh punishments.

Well, the handfeeding and humming you to sleep afterwards is his own touch, but Malleus can't help but want to spoil his beloved so he does hope that you appreciate it.

Sorry the love potion prompt was a bit brief, but even as a separate character I can't see yandere!Malleus actually going full yandere unless you genuinely loved him and still at least enable him after he's shown his true colors.

Tbh I can't even see him seeking out a romantic relationship unless you make it very clear you're interested while also respecting his position and not pushing it. I think it'd have to kind of sneak up on him until he's willing to go against his duty.

I do think the fandom drastically overstates the importance of Malleus having a lover though.

Both in that they could never have any power at all even if they were a mage, but also in that simply being in a relationship means almost nothing when the queen is said to be soft on him and still holding the throne until he's ready.

The prefect has 90 years at absolute max with Malleus even if he stayed completely faithful until they died of old age.

Meanwhile Malleus is literally several hundred years old at minimum (thanks to new info from chap.7) and he's just barely reached young adulthood, As in it took him that entire time to mature.

A century is barely more than the equivalent of a summer fling for a dragon fae. Even if he was expected to take the throne immediately after returning I doubt they'd force him into a political marriage instantly anyway.

I also doubt children could even happen without special preparations being made considering he canonically hatched from an egg, so there's no worry about illegitimate heirs either even if the prefect is semi-reproductively compatible.

I know there's Sebek and all, but his mother is the fae so even if she produced eggs as well I feel like it's significantly easier that way. But I'll spare y'all from autistic rants about fantasy reproduction.

*Okay, so I know this doesn't line up perfectly with popular fanon for Malleus and Lilia, but if you read Malleus' lines for lessons & etc he's actually really arrogant and can be just as "racist" as Sebek.

More than Sebek really, considering a lot of Sebek's hang ups are obviously him projecting and distancing himself from his heritage and the prejudice he would've faced.

I definitely don't think he's actively disgusted by humans, but I do think he is at least a little prejudiced and most likely looks down on them. Like almost somewhere inbetween how you'd treat a child and a particularly loved pet.

I've got a ton I wanna say about Lilia, but I'll spare y'all until I post his hcs.

Tbh I can't even see him seeking out a romantic relationship unless you make it very clear you're interested while also respecting his position and not pushing it.

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