#there is no doubt

[parrishjeanna]

I love her she gets me!!!!

[vesselsscarlet]

To be friends with @the--vessel and @r-e-dax-t-e-d is something I wish I could have been earlier.

But falling asleep in a vc once makes my reputation of being a sleepy person now.

I wasn't asleep but I was rick-roll'd this time by @the--vessel and then @r-e-dax-t-e-d started playing Narwhals. (And yet they are invited to do this over and over again.)

[multistanasitsfinest]

THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!

YES

[doomfox]

Sonic the Hedgehog Red Dwarf au

I have nothing for it except that I KNOW in my HEART AND SOUL that Sonic = Lister and Shadow = Rimmer.

[fieldofdaisiies]

WE DID IT AGAIN, posting the same thing and tagging each other at the same time

NO WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jesus christ

[abigaillilac]

My bf and I have to wear protective shirts over our hair while we sleep because our cat Arin will "groom" our hair all night if we don't.

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford found one of his old shirts

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[pearldefiance]

Like and reblog if your account is a safe space for trans lesbians. It feels like trans lesbians in particular get shamed and ridiculed a lot by people in and out of the community. If you’re reading this I want to let you know you’re valid and I hope your safe and doing well.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[oars]

girl are you sure???????????????

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks