#there is almost no punctuation

[taylor-on-your-dash]

Summary Poem by Taylor Swift

In Summation

At this hearing

I stand before my fellow members

of the Tortured Poets Department

With a summary of my findings

A debrief, a detailed rewinding

For the purpose of warning

For the sake of reminding

As you might all unfortunately recall

I had been struck with a case of a restricted humanity

Which explains my plea here today of temporary i n s a n i t y

You see, the pendulum swings

Oh, the chaos it brings

Leads the caged beast to do the most curious things

Lovers spend years denying what's ill fated

Resentment rotting away galaxies we created

Stars placed and glued meticulously by hand next to the ceiling fan

Tried wishing on comets.

Tried dimming the shine.

Tried to orbit his planet.

Some stars never align.

And in one conversation,

I tore down the whole sky.

Spring sprung forth with dazzling freedom hues

Then a crash from the skylight bursting through

Something old, someone hallowed, who told me he could be brand new

And so I was out of the oven and into the microwave

Out of the slammer and into a tidal wave

How gallant to save the empress from her gilded tower

Swinging a sword he could barely lift

But loneliness struck at that fateful hour

Low hanging fruit on his wine stained lips

He never even scratched the surface of me.

None of them did.

“In summation, it was not a love affair!”

I screamed while bringing my fists to my coffee ringed desk

It was a mutual manic phase.

It was self harm.

It was house and then cardiac arrest.

A smirk creeps onto this poet's face

Because it's the worst men that I write best.

And so I enter into evidence

My tarnished coat of arms

My muses, acquired like bruises

My talismans and charms

The tick, tick, tick of love bombs

My veins of pitch black ink

Sincerely, The Chairman of The Tortured Poets Department

[wayward-sherlock]

pov you Experience something so now it’s time to Project (2am edition)

[keeps-ache]

i think i tapped on the explore page by accident some minutes ago, i've been scrolling for a good sec like 'why is this on my dash. i don't know any of these people. what's going on' lmfsvh

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

I’m sure this discussion happened before I even listened to TMA, but Martin 100% threw out “my feelings for Jon” as an attempt to lead Elias away from talking about his mother, right

[burningvelvet]

the hilarious adventures of byron and his poor publisher

sources: image 1) BLJ VII “Between Two Worlds” by Leslie Marchand; image 2/3) Byron’s Correspondence with John Murray, 1811-1816 Edited by Peter Cochran

[esa-marie]

I dont think anything funnier exists than a little sibling. like. Howd they do that

[rosedforbes]

yk what? Kol playing COD in the Gilbert's restroom five minutes after telling Elena that he was still deciding the best way to kill Jeremy is a whole mood.

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

This is Carole Horst’s explanation for 2x08’s costuming:

tumblr.com/chicken-wayng/762333534954405888/the-facade-thats-some-odd-wording-coming

It really puts into perspective the show’s blatant anti Alicent agenda whilst simultaneously pushing their Rhaenicent bias.

The only acceptable Alicent in the writers’ minds is one who is reduced to her bare bones, stripped of everything she’s accomplished and achieved.

So here Alicent stands, “humbled” (Sara Hess’ own words) and powerless, nothing more than what she was 20 years ago; the dutiful handmaiden living in Rhaenyra Targaryen’s shadow.

I think it is possible to enjoy both Alicent as a character and ship Rhaenicent, but I don’t think we should hold our breath expecting the show to feel the same way.

Disheartening to see how they’ve talked about Alicent (saying she needs to be humbled or portrayed as humbled and powerless - because really??)

I’m going to hope s3 is different to how they seemed to handle both rhaenicent/ alicent in s2.

Because rhaenicent - whilst it has always had selfish aspects towards rhaenyra, a part of the interesting dynamic between them is watching rhaenyra recognise her selfishness/ or privilege and providing empathy and understanding to alicent- the selfishness shouldn’t come from the writers room specifically wanting to focus the relationship around rhaenyra to take away from alicent, it should come from character development and growth - to put them both in the light of being able to understand each other even if they’ve lived such different lives, even if they’re being selfish. to be able to always love each other and look past these differences, to remember how close they were and how much they’re still intertwined all these years later

and it’s not that i didnt enjoy the rhaenicent or alicent because ill always love both, im just nervous to how they’re going to deal with it in the future. Again you cant have one without the other when it comes to alicent and rhaenicent, character assassination of alicent equals assassination of rhaenicent too.

Now personally, and I know many disagree and that’s okay, I don’t actually count 2x08 as character assassination for alicent, I do think it could’ve been handled better though - I just hope that all characters and relationships in future are handled with care and not rushed etc

[yourlocalmysticalvoid]

Adamandi fandom I made a thing of how I think the adamandi characters would sign their name

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Whumpee's in a bad way and Caretaker's tasked with getting they're extremely messy life in order. It's fine though, Caretaker likes this sort of work.

Except so many of the contacts in Whumpee's phone or address book are named extremely ambiguously or not named at all... And the only way for Caretaker to sort this out is to call them. Each and every one.

[punctuation-completionist]

Hi!! I really like all the stuff you do, y'know the counting punctuation and things; I was wondering what inspired you to start this gimmick (in a good way)? I'm not a 'fangirl'* per-se– but I do read all your posts and have notifs on haha :] [< — the cute lil smiley you do on posts]

* I definitely am lol...

+ P.S. I hope this ask doesn't come across as wrong or weird I'm just happy and autistic and you are a "curious creature" whose posts I like/adore {and you introduce me to cool art}

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20/21

bonus:

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1/16

honestly i don't remember exactly what i was thinking when i made this, it was sort of a spur of the moment idea we chased when we realized there was no punctuation completionist :> either way thanks a lot for the compliments, it's always nice to have a fan !

[mars-ipan]

trying to read a fic you’ve been told you would like when the writing style rubs you the wrong way

[childish-husk]

Hate it when you're parents abuse you in such a specific way that when you look for tips to identify said abuse you think you're fucking crazy, because you can't relate to some things people talk about because things like manipulation and gaslighting are so normalized to you and done in such a way that you don't even realize that's what it is.

[gurorori]

ok i ain't one 2 b language police but i do have a knee jerk reaction everyitme there's pretty girls in public swearin' like a seasoned sailor like there's a difference between tastefully usin' swear words 2 accentuate yr speech imo but i think it's different when ya replace every object noun with хуйня an' every descriptive adjective is suddenly ёбаный like girl wat class ya in

[july-19th-club]

what if i changed my name and by changed i mean added to the list. anyway what if i w. what if i was named mitch

[astro-inthestars]

you type so expressive i can literally hear you saying ur posts how do u do that. are youse some kinda wizard

THANK YOU TWIPPY <3 That's EXACTLY what I'm going for so I'm so glad it's effective!! Ya know, I'm a SUPER expressive person, so I want people to HEAR what I mean and my tone/mood in my texts! That's why I LOOOVE using typing tricks to emphasize! Like ALL CAPS, making words suuuuuuper long, italics, bold, italics AND bold, hALF CAPS TO EMPHASIZE PANIC OR A RAISE IN VOLUME AND EXCITEMENT!!!! Ya know :D Oh and also emoticons :]