#there are times in life when you are embarrassed for your special little blorbos

[ragnarokhound]

I think the best titans tower scenario is one where tim gets a good look at jason in his new and improved robin outfit and gets so hard so fast he’s lightheaded, immediately derailing jason’s plans for the beat down because Jason’s going “what kind of FREAK”

anon, i love this for you, and i like the way you think lmao

like, i'll be real, the OG robin costume is goofy as hell on Jason in the TT sequence, but at the same time? Can we not simply appreciate a well-built man in booty shorts and pixie boots. Let he who is free of sin be the first to condemn Dat Ass. Especially when it's flexing that hard to beat up a guy i, personally, like to headcanon as having a giant mcfreaking crush that unfortunately did Not die with Jason lololol RIP to Tim Drake

(btw i am imagining Jason tearing off his infinitely more sensible Red Hood fit and then upon getting this reaction from Tim, has to pause because 'i'm wearing this to make a statement here. this isn't about that. why is this doing it for you, kid' and Tim just has to sit there stewing in his own humiliation like 'can you just kill me now? let's go back to the part where you were beating me up to teach me a lesson oh god wait no don't do that, fuck--' and Jason's like '🧍i'm gonna go actually, you made this weird. beatdown cancelled' and Tim, with his gloves over his face just muffles out a 'thanks, see you never' and throws himself out the window)

[psychondric]

Is there a dance within XIV that you could see your character doing? How about any real-world dances? Are they much of a dancer or do they tend to have two left feet?

Ooooh I like this question! Ive had some thoughts at least for Terra and Auvo before, but now that I have 7 blorbos, we’re really putting on our thinking cap now. I’ll divide my answers by each lad/lady.

Auvo Earendil

He knows how to dance and he can definitely show it. Despite being a sellsword/mercenary, he’s picked up a few skills outside the ones used for survival. He’s surprisingly good at navigating him and his dance partner around the ballroom dance floor. Upon first glance, you wouldn’t think he’d enjoy dancing, but he does! I haven’t found an emote in-game yet that best fits him other than the obvious Bee’s Knees. The Songbird dance works well when he’s in a teasing/playful mood. For real life dances, he knows his way around Kpop choreography. With his skills as a monk, he’s probably well versed in Hip-Hop

Terra Griseis

I’m sorry to my beloved tiger but he cannot do any choreography. He tries his best, but he’s got the spirit at least. If he could, he’d do the Popoto Step or Get Fantasy. For some odd reason he’s really good at DDR though. He likes to dance with Freya, Y’shtola, and G’raha though! Freya and Shtola are the ones that take the lead and try to teach him to be a little more coordinated. The idea of dancing with Terra or Freya turns G’raha into a flustered mess so they’re the ones that lead. If there’s one dance he’s at least got down it’s…the Manderville dance (including the mambo).

Arséne Cadieux

When I did fencing, my coach told us to treat it like a dance because that’s what it felt like on the mat. He was right. Seeing Red Mage, I can definitely say this Elezen can dance thanks to its melee abilities. On top of that, Arséne is a man of class. With friends in seats of power, he’s had his fair share of balls and banquets he’s attended. Ballroom dancing, Tango, Salsa, etc. He’s probably learned it.

Takumi Daisho

He *can* dance, but he’s not very good at it because he’s shy. Takumi feels a little embarrassed with the idea of him dancing in a room with a bunch of people watching his moves. Lyse usually takes the lead. She’s quick on her feet (he’s not) so he struggles to keep up at times. He wants to work up the courage to be able to take the lead one day and impress her though.

Ginyo Suyo

If you’ve ever seen iCarly and watched the episode where Spencer goes on a pranking spree and then dances, that’s Ginyo. He doesnt do any traditional dances but he’ll definitely do something! (Here’s the video for reference: https://youtu.be/egoH5FgB4co)

Batu Dotharl

Do the Dotharl dance??? I have no idea on this one but I’d like to think they do at least for celebrations. However, Batu has no interest in dancing. It’s not her thing and she’d much rather spend her time fighting than “prancing around” as she says. I’d like to think part of the reason she says she doesn’t like dancing is because she can’t do it to save her life. Sadu can never know.

Kiarae Dorne

She has a love for dance, which is why she trains to be a Dancer later on in her story. She’s the only character I have that is genuinely taught to dance professionally. Everyone else does it for funsies except for Arséne who knows how to dance due to Ishgardian noble standards. Kiarae isn’t a fighter so she just works in the Rising Stones, but her dancing helps bring up morale in the same way the Dancer class in Fire Emblem: Three Houses functions. I think in real life, she would be drawn to and specialize in Flamenco.

Thanks for this question! ^^ I had a ton of fun answering and took my time with it. And thanks for taking an interest in my blorbos!!

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

HELLO HELOO HELLLOOOOOO manicpixiedreamcurl, its me! the og brainrot anon that "gave it back just as good"!!!!! i finally got to read No Happy Endings and I......omygod.....it was better than I EVER could have imagined it hellLLO?!?!?!?!

eddie being so vindictive and going "i fucked your girlfriend" I SQUEALED!!! IN REAL LIFE I SQUEALED!!! its just so on brand for him like yes yes he WOULD think that!! ive sent different anon asks before where i say that "your eddie" is my favourite eddie, and its true youve done it again!!

i think youre amazing at nailing the little details surrounding his character, like how he is absolutely bitter about his situation but still cant deny to himself how much he wants a real connection, how he refused to turn the music off (i laugh-snorted at that part) for a girl that wont even say his name, but when reader says his name in bed his actions almost instantly get sweeter (his arm curls around her and he goes "youre so fucking good" oHMYGOODDDD??????), how he started off cavalier and cocky the way he does with other girls but by the time theyre in his bed hes probably being much more vocal and touchy and intimate than he normally is, how he admitted to himself that yea he'd be willing to go through it all again for that sliver of intimacy with her even though he thinks that she doesnt want him how he wants her etc etc ETCETERAAAAAA i cant, i canNOT get over your eddie

i also just ADORE how you write the "reader", how she keeps calling him pretty and gets embarrassed and cant help but be drawn to him cause yes girl i get it!! he IS a pretty boy!! his eyes are so expressive!! and hes got such a nice smile!! and his fingers are fucking thick holy shit!!! like yea i get it i can relate to her!!

neverr in my life have i been so glad that I sent an ask lmaooooo, this ones going into my favourites!!

thank you so much for writing it!! you absolutely didnt have to, when i first sent the brainrot i really did just want to share with you not to secretly get you to write a whole fic lmao, but you did anyways so THANK YOU!! i hope you enjoyed writing it as much as i enjoyed reading it!!

sincerely,

brainrot anon :-))))

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!! I'm so glad you liked it, thank you for sending this it's so nice to get the reaction of the person who suggests something and this is wonderful, I can't even tell you, I'm smiling so much.

I'm so glad you like the way I write him. He's my special blorbo, my favourite goof, I adore him. And it's just!!! Lovely to think that that comes across. He's also a boy with layers (TM) so I really do think it was an inspired idea to have him acting like a fuckboy then getting all shy the second somebody is actually interested in him. I've mentioned before I fully headcanon that Eddie would really like to be a slut but actually just wants to be love love loved, but it somehow never really occurred to me to actually play that out in a fic until your ask sorta turned that lightbulb.

I am not good at taking requests in all honesty. I have some perfectly good ideas sitting in my asks cause idk what to do with them but your ask straight up haunted me lmao. I had writer's block to the max and it was so frustrating cause I really love(d) the idea and I wanted to get it written sooo bad. So I'm glad it's done and I'm so so so glad you liked it!!! Thank you again for the brain rot. Any more of it, please please do send it my way.