#there are strange things afoot

[feyd-meowtha]

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Have some 3am smut that I am currently editing in a busy staffroom...

One hand came to Bucky’s lower back, urging him on as they rutted against one another. Gale’s dripping cock kept catching on John’s sweatpants until he couldn’t stand it and he sat up on his heels, pulling them off so they were both bare. For the first time in days he felt warm.

Gale's skin was flushed and pink. Bucky was viscerally aware that just millimetres under their skin were gallons and gallons of blood, and it was all moving all the time, and how when it stopped moving that meant that you were dead and gone.

If you thought about it, your mother’s heartbeat is the original bassline. Your first nightclub is your the womb and everything after that is just some misguided attempt to recapture the magic. It's no wonder they ended up how they did, parental abandonment will do that to a person. “You want my fingers inside you?” Bucky asked between kisses as Gale squirmed beneath him, writhing like he was being burned. He groaned his yes and John lifted a hand to his mouth, drawing his first two fingers into his mouth and coating them with saliva as Gale watched, more focused than John had ever seen him.

“Promise me you’ll say stop if you want me to,” he said, dipping his hand between Gale’s legs. “Don’t want you to stop,” Gale replied.

I tag..... ack I dunno, lets go for alliteration: @whirlpool-blogs @weimarweekly and @wwasted

[deadpoetscrusade]

if I had a nickel for every time a giddy but deeply hurt, northern-accented doctor regenerated into a not-Scottish David Tennant I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[temporal-discounting]

OK but seriously guys. What the fuck is going on?

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.

Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.

And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.

I need a title.

[discoscoob]

I never saw a circle K irl before and I got so excited 😂

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

THEYVE GOT BILL AND TED ON HBO i finally grt to rewatch them......,,,,,

[defendglobe]

yeah, this doesn’t look sketchy at all

[matoitech]

ghosts/possession can be really cool in media like i love it in mascot horror ngl im basic but i just dislike ghost movies where its taken super seriously and theres not an element of 'this could never happen.' like freddy fazbear isnt gonna get me but im way too Weird Ghost Vibes Sensitive to fuck w haunted places or anything ykwim

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Learning how well my sleep meds work as I learn that two of my roommates had a 4am screaming match that I completely slept through

[thwackk]

......did you get an actual horse ask or did I send it in a fever dream

you mean the one that just said “horses 🥰🥰” yeah i got that

[baronfulmen]

I just saw Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure in the theater, at the mall where that mall scene takes place.

It's called Metrocenter Mall and it's closed now. It's been dead for a loooong time, but only a few years ago was finally shuttered and scheduled for (at least partial) demolition.

I grew up not that far from Metro, and I remember when it looked like it did in Bill and Ted's. I've also been to the Circle K (also now closed) and I know the school (still open last I checked) and water park (closed).

I've always loved time travel movies, and Bill & Ted's has a special place in my heart. It was really fun to see it in the theater one last time.

[yxkanna]

i'm noticing that i'm not getting all of my notifications (like i get the number in the sidebar, but not all of the notifs show up, like i just happened to find a reply today by scrolling down my dash instead of it being there in the activity bar). SO. if u have a reply don't be afraid to lmk 👍 i might have seen it i might not !!

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

Dr. Hellenath tilted his head, looking almost intrigued. Fascinated. Amused. 

“You’re quite a curious case,” he said, and Zephyr looked at him. “What do you mean?” He asked. 

Dr. Hellenath interlaced his fingers. “Well… You have human blood, for one thing. That’s rare here.” 

“But… Aren’t you human?” Zephyr asked, and Dr Hellenath grinned, revealing sharp teeth. “Not quite, I’m afraid. Simply blessed with a little bit of talent and luck,” he replied. Zephyr stumbled back. 

“Talent..?” He asked curiously, and Dr. Hellenath nodded. “Indeed. There is a strain of Wild blood that allows those with it to… Transform. We can mimic the appearance of humans. Not fully, of course, but a close-lipped smile and coloured contacts can get one much farther than people think.” “...Do- Do I have that…?” Zephyr asked, his mind drifting back to what the leader of the group of Wild Things had said earlier. Children of the Wild… Dr. Hellenath shook his head. 

“No, you do not. Your blood is unique as well, though. Your blood is a mix of Wild and human. You possess the magic of both humans and Wild Things.” 

Zephyr gaped at him. “Humans… Magic? You must be off your rocker,” he scoffed. Dr. Hellenath tilted his head slightly, clearly amused. He laughed. It sounded like a bark. “Oh, but perhaps you are the one off your rocker, my dear boy. Let me guess, Beathan called you a Child of the Wild?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. Zephyr had no response, but clearly, his expression was enough for the healer, because he nodded. “I reckoned as such.” Dr. Hellenath said nothing more, much to Zephyr’s ire.

DOKTOR!!! oh i do quite love this strange scenario that's unfolding in my inbox

[elekilokal]

I just want you to know i saw you on pony town, opened your bio, and literally had a heart attack when i realized i was following you on tumblr. Almost cried fr

I think you may have been bamboozled my friend... I haven't been on there in over a year and I never had a bio or any socials attached to my ponies

[antariies]

harley used to speak very colloquially even within professional settings but after moving in with trahearne and gil who both have the same intense, archaic way of phrasing themselves he’s unknowingly adopted some of it.

which is to say ever since lws3 he speaks with a weird mix of too casual and too formal Which Is To Say he sounds like he escaped from a bill and ted movie. bc he’ll say things like “holy fuck dude. what manner of beast is that?” and “oh gods, the void’s like, encroaching upon the southern front and shit. most unrighteous :[“ in his surfer guy accent and not see anything strange about it

[leftyllama]

Some kind of bug was making all the npcs on DS9 have weapons out and?