#there are parasites in your ukulele

[blartboy29]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @thescaryhyperfem !1!!!!

u sure like these guys a lot!! :3

hope u have an awesome birthday!!1!!

[thescaryhyperfem]

why did he do that? Is he crazy

[theflaggerrrr]

" Paraleleic / Paralelegender " (Parasite + Ukulele + Gender / ic)

A xenogender related to the SCP Ship "There Are Parasites In Your Ukulele" or "Parasitical Ukulele", which is a ship between Dr Clef and Dr Bob.

[ No IDs for this one ]

[ID: A transparent image that says "Willy holds no DNI, but is not afraid to block." with a picture of the account's mascot (mentioned in the introduction) upside down.]

[thescaryhyperfem]

man i wonder if i fw any rarepairs i wonder if i have any ships ive been drawing and been obsessed with hmmmmm

does the SCP Fandom enjoy rarepairs & crackships? like Clefdraki is great, but what else you got

[willowisbunger]

God Im Sorry (A tapeworm clef fanfic)

Before we begin. This is all for jokes. I am so sorry for anyone who has to read this. Its also just a draft and will be complete at some point. For now enjoy what little I give you.

You find yourself resting on the couch of your dearly beloveds bed quarters. You scroll through your phone looking fondly at old text messages of when you and your husband to be's first text messages. All the ridiculous nicknames you two exchanged, all the flirting, photos, and various other things you two have sent to each other over the years. You couldn't help but giggle. You find it hard to believe this all started cause you decided to help some weird blonde guy with a ukulele out with his broken leg.

You two have been dating for almost 8 years and two months ago, the man, Dr. Alto Clef. He took you on a date. Just a nice simple stroll around the woods, which ended in a nice picnic by a river. In which you saw the man you have fallen head over heels for, get down on one knee and began plucking at the strings of his ukulele. Singing a sweet melody like a song bird in the spring, before pulling out a wedding ring and asking those simple words of "will you marry me". Your heart flutters with glee as you chuckle. You feel giddy and so over joyed with happiness. Right as your giggle fit calmed down you heard the front door open, and there stood your beloved. With a wide grin on his face as he held some folders in his hands. He had a doctors appointment that day since he had been feeling strange. With his face showing his usual bright beaming smile and his three beautiful eyes showing their usual mischievous gleam, it was clear that he was in more than perfect shape.

"Heya there pumpkin. I'm home. And I've got some great news." He spoke in a raspy slightly southern voice. At first it was grating on ya, but now its like all your favorite songs combine into one incredible tune. "Welcome home sweetheart!" You chirped as you ran up to your beloved teddy bear to give him a quick peck to the lips as you hugged him close, "What's the good news teddy? I can tell from that big dumb grin of yours ya got somethin real good to tell me. What did the doctor say?" You said as you affectionately pinched his cheeks causing him to laugh as he took both your hands to hold. "Well besides me being fit as a bull. Looks like I'm gonna be eating for two from now on."

You blinked and tilted your head in confusion, slowly processing the information as you stepped back a lil. "How? Babe I never top and we always use protection. Who-" "Oh no pumpkin. I ain't pregnant" He interrupted, chuckling as he ruffled your hair. "I got a tape worm. The doc took some sonograms of my stomach to see if there were any issues and yeah, there's a lil fella in there. Look." The blonde handed you the folder, which you opened and began reading through and your face turned pale at the sight of the tape worm in the photo of an ultra sound. You gagged a lil as you shoved the folder back into clefs arm. "Babe that's not okay!!!! That's a parasite!!!! Its gonna just keep reproducing and shit and its gonna fuck up your insides." You said quite loudly, usually you were quiet but this, this was making you quite distressed. Your fiancés face turned from a smile to a disappointed frown "I thought you would've liked clef junior....".

You stood baffled at the situation before you. Your dearly beloved, just, accepting and seeming to be happy about the fact he has a god damn TAPE WORM living inside of him. You've seen some shit in your days working for the foundation. A sheet of music that makes people go bonkers and try to bleed, Kondraki -clefs ex- ridding on god damn 682, and other shit that would boggle anyone's mind. But this. THIS RIGHT HERE. Just.... Leaves you speechless. "Pumpkin?" the third eyed man spoke in a concerned tone, which rarely came from him. "Are you okay?" You held your head in your hands as you sat back down on the plush couch and just took a deep breathe, and just as quickly as you sat down you sprung back up, grabbing your jacket and zipping it up. "Babe.... I just.... I need a moment.... I'll be out for awhile.... This is just, strange even for you and I need a moment to think about this." You sped walk past your -potentially ex- husband to be to the door. You shut the door, seeing Clef's face look uncharacteristically sad at you. It hurt you a little to leave your teddy bear like that, but you still needed time to just, think and process this whole situation.

You leave the housing area for researchers and quickly the site as well. You hail a cab and as soon as you enter the bright yellow vehicle you tell the faceless driver to "Take me to the nearest motel." Which he happily complied especially with the hefty tip you gave him. You just, Needed awhile to think and god knows how long that could be so you may as well rent out a room away from that hell site foundation to have a clear mind. After all who knows what might happen. Fucking Dr. Bright could tell you to give it a chance and raise the worm together with your teddy bear or some shit. You never know with this job and the people you worked with. While in your thoughts you rented out a room, room 105. Great another reminder of your hell job, even though it was just the simple numbers of 0 and 5 you can't help but be reminded of your faceless higher ups and the fact you work for them.

You found your room and quickly made your way inside to flop down on the bed, beforehand making sure to put up the "Do not disturb" sign and locking it. You burried your face into the hard cheap pillows of this motel, missing the one you had back at your place with its soft textures and the scent of your beloved.... Which once again brought you back to the worm. That fucking worm. Why the hell was your husband so keen on keeping it? He's at least some form of scientist he should know that tape worms are a dangerous parasite that affect your health. You stare up at the popcorn ceiling just, trying to wrap your head around WHY. Why would your partner; your future husband; the one who knows everything about you and you know everything about them.... just why are they keeping the tape worm?

You of course knew the stuff your teddy was known for, sleeping with that statue after a date, killing a dangerous reality bending child, father to 166 (who you were honestly happy to take in as your new step daughter). Out of everything. The tape worm makes you break. Makes you rethink your relationship with the man you've been dating for years at this point. All you can do at this moment is sigh, hearing the phone in your coat pocket buzz. You pull it out and set it to "do not disturb" as you set the device aside on a night stand. "Maybe I should sleep it off. Maybe I'll have a clearer mind then...." You say to yourself as you threw your coat off and roll onto your side. Feeling uncomfortable in your current clothes but you didn't pack a bag so, you just ignore the discomfort until eventually.... You drift off to sleep. The shallow hum of power surging through the building and the busy city outside envelop you as you feel unconsciousness take over.

While in your state of unconsciousness you hear a silky smooth, deep yet gentle voice speak to  you. "Y/N... Y/N its time to wake up Y/N". You slowly awoke, opening your groggy eyes, what laid before you, you didn't know. They had a handsome chiseled face, comparable to the statues found in ancient Greece with even a similar tone of white marble. They had thick luxurious hair that went down to their waste, rippling muscles that went down both torso and back.... They were ungodly white though. And didn't have legs. You stared at the bottom half and slowly processed what you were looking at..... A fucking tapeworm man. A fucking humanoid tape worm what the fuck. "Im going back to bed" You said as you laid on your side, and tried to ignore the hallucination.

The tapeworm creature, slid over you just to get to the side you were facing. You shivered feeling it’s disgusting body wiggle about. You close your eyes tightly as you did your best to ignore it. You could feel yourself holding back even more shivers as you felt their cold hands touch your face. “Y/n…. Look at me…. I just want to talk.” “And I just want to be left alone and not think about tapeworm men trying to seduce me while I’m contemplating breaking up my engagement.”

[classicparadox]

tully (2018) sentence starters. 

Wanna count with me?

Just being your own best friend?

He doesn’t hate you.

You happy now?

He’s an out-of-the-box kid. He’s quirky.

No, don’t be. He’s a dick.

Before it’s as cold and black as my womb.

You should call me sometime.

No, mommy’s joking, honey. Like a clown.

God, really? ‘Cause I feel like an abandoned trash barge.

In the eighties there was this giant boat full of garbage that just drifted up and down the East Coast for weeks. They couldn’t figure out where to dump it. Eventually, they docked the boat in Brooklyn and burned all the trash.

My boss once bought me a cup of soup. I paid him back.

Lucky little bastards.

Ooh, is it money?

How does that work? Does this lady breast-feed? Jesus, there’s nothing you people won’t outsource.

That’s because she was only here at night! They come in and out like a ninja.

You didn’t hire one of those people for me, did you?

I love you, I don’t ever want to see you that way again.

I know you think this is some bougie thing that rich assholes do. And maybe it is. But remember, I wasn’t always a rich asshole. 

I feel like these last couple of years… Someone just snuffed out a match.

You need to rest, mommy.

I get it. They’re big donors, they called in a favour. 

Do I have a kid or a fucking ukulele? 

Don’t fucking touch me, [name]. 

Oh, I leave like this every day; you just don’t know it. This is the real me, when I’m not licking your asshole. Surprise!

I’m here to take care of you.

Oh, I’m sorry. I wouldn’t want you to sustain a bruise to your ego. That’s cool. I’ll just cancel. I’ll just cancel and make another pot of coffee. We’re good. 

I feel like I don’t know her at all yet.

And so to bed.

Maybe she’s nocturnal. Like an owl.

I want to make it abundantly clear that you can’t be self-conscious around me. This won’t work if you are.

I’m just not used to people doing things for me, that’s all.

Well, boats get hurt by barnacles. But whales don’t. When a barnacle latches onto a whale, it’s harmless. It’s just a little obligate parasite doing its thing.

That makes me nervous, because it doesn’t get better for girls, you know?

Right? It sounds like a Tom Cruise movie, except shitty and kind of sad.

You’re laying bedrock; they’re planting flowers. 

Every morning I open my closet and think “Didn’t I just do this?” And that continues for the rest of the day. “Didn’t I just do this?” My life is like stuck on repeat mode. 

That’s the downside of living on a planet with a short solar day. Although Jupiter’s even shorter.

You’re like a book of fun facts for unpopular fourth graders.

I can’t fix the parts without treating the whole.

It’s just the gaping hole where the chicken’s organs used to be.

You know they make sangria in prison toilets, right?

I know, they call it ‘pruno’.

Does [name] ever ask about me?

Oh, well why don’t you guys just talk about it?

But you love him.

I know I picked the right person.

So why don’t you guys have sex?

I don’t want my kids to grow up like I did.

What kind of… stuff is he into?

I checked his browser history once, it was pretty basic stuff.

It’s so normal, I thought it would be something really fucking sinister.

You have had zero kids.

Wait, is this a fifties diner? I wanna be period accurate.

I had a dream about a camel. 

Um, she still has a father, doesn’t she?

Why are you so nice to me?

You trusted me with [name]’s life. That’s real, that means something.

I could murder you. Admit it, you’ve thought about it.

That is a fucked up thing to joke about!

Whoa, your molecules are everywhere.

No, I’m thirsty, not dirty.

Nobody wants to fuck mommy, okay?

Let’s say you were to take a wooden ship and replace one plank every year. Eventually, the ship would be made up of entirely new planks and there would be nothing left of the original ship. So is it still the same ship? Or a new ship?

Nothing is the same. It’s a new ship, baby. Nouveau bateau. 

Then what about people? When you look at your baby pictures, clearly you’re unrecognizable compared to now. But it’s you.

If every part of me has regenerated then I guess I’m not me anymore.

God, I loved her. I was really in love with her.

I just need you to stay a little bit longer, you know? I need your help. Please.

I was just here to bridge a gap. It’s time for me to move on.

So what do you have lined up? I bet you have big plans. Your twenties are great. But then your thirties come around the corner like a garbage truck at 5 a.m. Yeah. You gotta think long-term. What are you going to do when that cute little ass drops and your feet grow half a size with each pregnancy, and the whole “free spirit” thing stops being charming and starts looking ugly?

I’m not afraid of the future.

You know what your problem is? You’re convinced you’re a failure, but you actually made your biggest dream come true.

I know how bad your childhood was. So now you’re giving your kids what you never had.

Yes, you are boring. Your marriage is boring, your house is boring, and that’s incredible. That’s the big dream you had when you were young. To grow up and be dull and constant and raise your kids in that circle of safety. You made it happen. You are a steady and elegant mother. Day after day. Night after night. 

I’m not safe, I’m scared!

She won’t be the same tomorrow.

One second, we’re performing a miracle!

All we do is converse. We’re like the people in a Spanish textbook. Mario and Julio, they never shut up.

Look. You’re going to be in a soft bed in your little house before you know it. Under the same roof with your three babies, cozy and crowded. That old carpeting in your bedroom. World’s weakest shower. Home. 

Obviously we can’t keep seeing each other.

If I’m older, why are you so much wiser? 

I started learning Italian, do I forget that?

Thank you for keeping me alive.

You didn’t do anything.

I just want you to be okay.

I love us.

[haevolution]

Rules: answer questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better ❤️

@kunwoodz thank you for tagging me!! sorry for being a bit late lol also feliz aniversário atrasado!!

Name/nickname: ícaro, formerly known as enki bc changing your chosen name 293784 times is just the trans experience lmao

Gender: genderqueer + transmasc (he/they)

Star sign: Sagittarius

Height: 1,66m / 5'5" ish

Time: 04:56 (lmao)

Birthday: December 21st

Favourite bands: nct (all units, yes wayv included bc obviously), stray kids, bts but i literally only listen to their title tracks and the love yourself trilogy

Favourite soloists: im going off kpop with this one bc i gotta do my civic duty and praise our queen dodie

Last movie: probably parasite

Last show: the queens gambit

Song stuck in my head: somehow both lotto by exo and nectar by wayv..... dont ask

When i created this blog: probably late 2018 bc thats when i was finally sucked into the bottomless pit that is kpop for good after a couple attempts by different friends since late 2016

Last thing i googled: thomas mann (bc i hate his guts and wanted to remember the specific book by him i had to read for class last year which was an experience i hated with a burning passion bc he never shuts up god)

Other blogs: my main is @transtemic and i have a couple extra archive type blogs to keep stuff i need/want to remmeber somewhere less cluttered than my main or this blog..... theyre @icarosarchives @icarosartrefpics @aestattoos....... also a dead art blog which i dont wanna disclose and like 5 blogs that are just saved urls

Do i get asks: once in a blue moon and when i do theyre chain games like this one which i almost never do bc im a disaster at being somewhat social

Why i chose my url: i love wayv and the whole nct universe and was just getting into seventeen which led to me becoming aware of vernons amazing insta handle @/chwenotchew and i was just like Ive Connected The Dots lmao

Following: 1599

Followers: on here i have 53 and half of them are p0rnbots.... tho im not a cc and barely talk on here so its understandable kshdncjcjn

Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 21 (basically most multiples of 3)

Avg hours of sleep: i wanna say around 5 hours when schools in session but quarantine has me simultaneously having the Worst Sleep Schedule (see: me doing this at 5am) and sleeping betwen 8-12 hours a day which like....... no comment

Instruments: i know the basics of ukulele but i really should practice more...... i love singing and like being able to play my own accompaniment but i can only do that w like 3 songs lol

What i'm wearing right now: an old tshit pj pants and socks

Dream trip: rn i just wanna be able to travel home and see my family and best friend :( give me the vaccine NOW

Favourite food: again im homesick to literally just my moms food lmao bur specifically either her creamy tuna pasta or just rice beans and minced meat (maybe a sunny side up egg on top)

Nationality: brazilian but i live in germany (ergo the homesickness and missing good rice and beans lmao)

Favourite song: i physically cannot answer that....... but also almost every time i open my playlist i scroll all the way down to chain by nct 127 and then let it go on shuffle from there jsgdndhndfj so do with that as you will

Top 3 fictional universes: any that are better than this one are you kidding me like holy shit please get me out of here

my brain is too dead to tag 20 people rn so im going with @jisungshotfirst @fef65b-felix @honeyboyfelix and @tearsof-regret and also anyone else who wants to do this!!!! dont feel pressured to tho <3

[donnerpartyofone]

whats it like living in ny(new york)?

you’ve picked a strange person to ask! i am pretty reclusive and although i’ve been here since 2004 or 5, i never developed that sense of patriotism people have about the city. for me personally, it’s like:

*there’s just way too many people and they’re incredibly selfish and stupid in even the smallest gestures, fighting in clusters for the coveted spot in front of the door on the train so no one can get in or out, and stopping dead in the middle of busy public staircases to fuck around on their phones. my priorities are a) being polite and considerate, and b) not touching anyone ever; both are very hard to achieve.

*however, the specific sense that new yorkers are “rude”, that you get from media caricatures, is not realistic. as long as somebody doesn’t look busy or rushed, you can basically walk up and ask how to get somewhere or what’s in the neighborhood, and they will be happy to give you their personal lowdown. that’s a lot less possible in other cities, even internationally; new yorkers actually love knowing about and sharing hidden gems and stuff like that, especially if it’s in our own neighborhood, it gives us a sense of pride. if a local seems pissed off at you, it’s probably because you’re doing something like looking at a map in the middle of the sidewalk instead of puling off to the side. one of my biggest pet peeves is people just not walking with a sense of purpose in the middle of a crowded street, if you have nowhere to be then fucking stay home!

*“cool stuff” in general starts to feel a lot less special because everything is everywhere, but maybe that’s good in that it helps you differentiate between “excitingly novel” and “of deep importance to me whether it’s popular or tacky or or dated or obscure or whatever.”

*you’re surrounded by art and culture that you practically never see, and you have a constant background radiation of mild guilt about this. someone from “back home” said to a friend of mine, “you must go to central park and check out the met every day!” or something, and she was like, “uh, you never see those things if you live here, anytime you’re not at work you’re basically eating standing up, and rushing to get home as soon as possible.”

*people who would ordinarily seem excitingly unique and creative, or like they have a fascinating story to tell, now appear as parasitic attention-seekers desperately trying to stand out in the anonymizing crowd of the city, and you learn to hate them as soon as you see them, before they even start playing hits from the 90s on a homemade cigar box ukulele in a bad tom waits voice or whatever. like i don’t owe you my attention just because you want it, i’m trying to get ready for work.

*there’s tons of cool events, but you have to really suppress your misanthropy to go to them for the most part. there’s a lot of people here who are just PARTICIPATORS. i have these friends who i love, but who seem to specifically want to go to wherever it’s CROWDED. like it’s so packed you can’t even get served fast enough to get drunk, and everyone is screaming too loud for you to even talk to your friends while you’re not getting served...but when these folks are in an environment like that, it makes them feel like they have ARRIVED.

*there’s a line in an episode of Louie where somebody says something like “It costs $50 an hour just to exist out here,” and that is 100% true. you’re constantly having to spend money to kill time if you’re early or another person is late, or buying something if you have to use the bathroom or charge your phone, or buying something to have a quiet place to read or work outside your stuffy apartment, or just whatever, going outside is a huge threat.

*speaking of money, FOOD! so much incredibly great food. and good, even affordable fresh groceries too if you’re not lazy. and movies! movies everywhere!

*because everything is so overstimulating, having a favorite spot (bar, cafe, park, route for a long walk) feels even more special than it does in a more normal place.

*PET EVERY DOG IN THE WORLD (after you have asked permission)

*even though this is “your city”, there’s always places you’ve never been, like up to the cloisters, or roosevelt island, or greenwood cemetery, etc. it gives you something to look forward to, and something to do when you’re out of birthday ideas or whatever.

*being able to bike everywhere is great and it really boosts my self-esteem to take care of my bike and get better at riding in traffic. now if only other cyclists, pedestrians, and motorists had the decency or even the concern for their own safety to just follow the laws and stop trying to fucking kill everyone on the basis of HEY I’M WALKIN’ HEAH!. that dumbass attitude is real. i can’t tell you how often i see somebody who wants to cross the street, just SHOVING an occupied baby stroller into traffic as if it has an invisible force field that bends reality to their will so they can do whatever they want without waiting. from what i can tell, people in general just do not give a fuck about each other at all.

*you are confronted with the realities of homelessness every day, so you live with a pretty constant awareness of tragedy and cruelty. i give regularly to the ny coalition for the homeless, but still every time i see an actual person begging or sleeping on the train, i have this feeling like i’ll never be doing enough to help until i’m starving myself.

*because people do not give a fuck about each other at all, it feels really good to get to know your bodega guys, your delivery guys, your laundry guys, all the guys who form the actual foundation of your life. it feels good to “over”-tip whenever possible.

...of course, you might have meant what’s it like to live in nyc RIGHT NOW. well, it’s kind of hard to stock up on anything when you have a stereotypically tiny apartment, but we’re doing our best to figure out how to go out as little as possible. i don’t wanna go out anyway.

[solar-bean]

First Meeting

I have like 3 different versions for how Zola met the Autobots ( specifically Optimus) but thos one's my favorite.

So this was it. I wake up. Shower. Feed RG0 ( pronounced Argo ) my Rottweiler, German Shepard mix. Eat breakfast. Workout. Then tinker and tinker till the day is spent on whatever project I'll probably never finish. I usually skip lunch and go straight to dinner. After that I'd read, paint watch tv or even practice playing my ukulele. Then I'd sleep and do it all over again as I've been doing for the past three years.

The best part is that my routine is never interrupted by outsiders since I'm alone in the woods. Or at least until now.

One night RG0 decided that he wanted to stray away from our normal path. I was fine with even though he was off leash. Nighttime in the forest no longer scared me. I felt more safe than anything. I still brought my shotgun just in case.

Then I heard a loud boom and stopped in my tracks. Before I knew it RG0 bolted into the direction of the loud sound. I hurried after him in a panic.

" Crazy dog! Now is not the time to be curious!!!"

He zoomed past the twisting trees over the uneven ground that slowed me down. Over the thumping of my heartbeat I could hear more loud sounds that were all getting louder. What was this dog leading me to? Thankfully he stopped at a dead end.

I recognized it as a small cliff that overlooked the largest valley in the forest. RG0 stood at the edge and stared down quietly with his ears perked. I slowed down and began to catch my breath only for it to leave my lungs again in shock.

The once peaceful, lush valley was now a warzone filled with....robots??? Why the hell are there robots?! And why are they fighting for that matter?!! There had to be ten - no - twelve of them. All with futuristic guns and other weapons used to harm and maybe even kill. But there seemed to be two groups. It wasn't just random fighting.

The ones with brighter colors seemed to only be fighting the ones with sharper, more threatening features. Wait did they have matching symbols? Ugh! I can't tell without my glasses.

Hang on...what were these things exactly? Some kind of government project gone wrong or maybe a test? It would make since sense these woods are deserted despite me and RG0. Wait did they not know I was here. I have been keeping a low profile. Maybe I'm not suppose to be seeing this. Holy Crap!!! One of the little ones just ripped off the other's arm!!!!

" Ok buddy," I held onto RG0s collar and began to step back slowly. " No clue what the hells going on but we're leaving right now."

Then as luck would have it, one if the robots was blasted into the cliff with an eerily human cry of pain. The force of the impact made me fall over and RG0 yelp. Apparently we'd been loud enough to be heard since the robot, who was tall enough to rest their elbow ( or at least what looked like one ) on the cliff's edge, spotted us.

They were red, blue and silver from what I could see. They also seemed to be wearing some sort of mask. But what really stood out was their glowing eyes that stared back at mine. They held so much emotion and intelligence. That and they were the most beautiful shade of blue.

Before I could admire the metallic stranger any longer, a screeching voice runge out.

" Well Prime, it looks like you've found one of the planet's many pests. Here let me dispose of it for you."

Oh that can't be good.

An energy blast from above missed me and RG0 by a hair. I frantically searched above the trees to see another robot high in the sky with a blaster pointed at us.

Oh great they can fly too!!!

Without a second thought we bolted back down the path with the flying bot hot on our tails. RG0 was taking the path home but I managed to signal him to follow me down another in the opposite direction. I hadn't been this way in a while but the last thing I need is them knowing where we live. It would have been a lot easier to runaway if I didn't have to keep running ina zigzag to avoid blasts. From the high pitched laughter, I could tell that this metal douchebag was enjoying our scurrying.

The robot must have gotten tired of flying since they landed on the ground. Right in front of us.

" As fun as this chase has been, human. I'll need to finish the job before Megatron gets suspicious of why my mission is taking so long. Not that you understand any of what I'm saying. With your inferior intellect and all."

Ok. Doucheness just went from a 10 to a 20.

They pointed their blaster at me, causing RG0 to jump in front of me and growl at them.

" Aw. The organic has a loyal pet. Let's see how well it handles my plasma beam."

" No!"

I held RG0 close to me and awaited the blast that never came. Instead another came from behind us and hit the flying robot's in their blaster, damaging it.

" Leave them alone Starscream!" came a noble, booming voice.

It was the red robot from before.

" Argh! How dare you interrupt my fun once again Optimus Prime!"

Ok good I've got their names now. Guessing that Optimus is the good guy.

Oh great now they're fighting and I'm way too close!

I barely managed to get out of the way as they tussled around, making the ground shake. Once I was a good I looked over my shoulder to see Optimus, the nice robot, pause to give me a look that said "run." He was distracted long enough for Starscream, aka the douchebag, land a kick on his injured side. That must be where he was shot earlier considering there was a hole leaking some sort of fluid.

Optimus groaned and fell to his knees. He was about to get up before Starscream pointed his still somewhat functional blaster at his face.

" You've disappointed me, Prime. Bested by a few blows? Where's that legendary power?! Ah well. No matter. Megatron shall be pleased when I deliver your helm to him."

That should've been my cue get RG0 and I ro safety, seeing that Optimus was only fighting this guy to give us an opening to flee. But was he really going to die? Or would he be fine if we left? It's not like we could help him anyway!

Unless....

" Hey Starscream!"

" Huh-"

Starscream emitted a pathetic wail when one one of my rifle's bullets hit his face. Then another. And another.

" Why you little-"

Before he could aim his blaster, RG0 jumped on his foot and barked up at him loudly.

" Ew get off me you disgusting organic parasite!"

He hopped from foot to foot as RG0 jumped around his feet and pawed at them. Meanwhile I kept shooting at him, making a few noticeable dents in his armor. All the chaos made him do a panicked jig and whine. I couldn't help but giggle.

'Serves you right!!!'

He had enough once he accidentally shot himself in the foot trying to get RG0.

" ARGH! Oh that's it! Now you both die!"

Then Optimus, now having recovered some, shoved him at full force. It sent him tumbling threw a few trees, scratching his metal skin and bending one of his wings. He laid a groaning mess in a heap with Optimus' gun aimed at his head.

" I think it's time for you to go."

With that Starscream transformed into a jet- wait how the HELL- and flew away. I was so taken aback by his transformation that I didn't notice one of the now dented trees give out and fall towards me.

" Look out!" Optimus warned.

RG0 thankfully tackled me out of the way but my head hit the ground to hard and everything turned black.

-------------

I woke up with a throbbing headache and sore muscles. Even worse my bed felt terrible and the curtains were open in my room.

Wait a minute....

'This isn't my room!'

I surveyed my surroundings. I was apparently seating in the front seat of a truck.

'WHO'S TRUCK AM I IN???'

Before I could panic for much longer a familiar voice came from the radio.

" Good morning. How are you feeling?"

" U-uhmm...fine I guess. Who am I talking to?" I said while staring skeptically at the radio and scooting as far into the seat as I could.

" Forgive me for not introducing myself properly. I am Optimus Prime. The mech you met from last night."

'Oh great! That wasn't all a weird whiskey induced dream.'

" But......you're a truck now???"

" Yes."

" Weren't you a robot before?"

" If by 'robot' you mean my primary form, then also yes."

I burried my face in my hands and groaned.

"Ughhh what's going on?"

I then remembered the lack of a certain furry companion. I was about to panic again until I saw RG0 a few yards away from us and playing with some of the other robots from last night. A small yellow one was on the ground, nearly mirroring RG0's play position. I would've found the whole scene cute if it wasn't so bizarre.

" If you don't mind me asking. I would like to know the name of the human who saved me."

I snorted.

" Saved you? No way. If anything you saved me."

" If you hadn't have stayed and distracted Starscream, I would've been severely injured if not offlined. You could have left me there and saved yourself. But you didn't. You showed true bravery."

" Aw stop with the flattery. I was just paying you back for helping us first. So consider us even."

" Then thank you miss....?"

" Princeton. Well Zola is my first name."

" Then thank you Zola. And I'm sure we have much to discuss."

" That might be an understatement."

And it was.

[bich-the-moss]

what’s been your main focus and/or distraction during the quarantine? any video games, tv shows, movies, etc?

Oh good question! A lot of different stuff.

I’ve been mostly focused on schoolwork just cause it takes up the most time. I spent 4 hours drafting an article for my writing class today .-.

I’ve watched A LOT of Law and Order SVU. I’m getting back into the Ace Attorney series because I never finished the Edgeworth spinoff. And I finally watched Parasite!

But I’ve also been reading a lot of biographies on my favorite musicians. I picked up Just Kids by Patti Smith and haven’t been able to put it down. I’ve been practicing ukulele a lot. I can now officially pluck Megolovania. And I’m trying out some DIY projects. I made myself a cool t-shirt after 3 failed attempts and 1 busted iron.

[thescaryhyperfem]

HAYDU8

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @thescaryhyperfem !1!!!!

u sure like these guys a lot!! :3

hope u have an awesome birthday!!1!!

[thescaryhyperfem]

this took too long

[askthedespairkids]

3rd Year Anniversary Bonus 79-C Report Cards

//I do have more stuff planned for this year’s anniversary but it’s gonna take more time to finish so I figured I would make this post in place just for fun. It’s nice to have these sort of things, I think since there are just so many OCs on the blog

//It will get updated as new OCs join or important information is uncovered.

Amaterasu Hokama - Ultimate Thief

Gender: Female

Height: 5′ 11″

Birthday: April 20th

Likes: Shiny Things

Dislikes: Security Guards

Current Status: Alive

Amaterasu’s family was evicted from their home when she was young, her parents “homeschooling” her in order for her to avoid bullying. When her family were struggling for food, she would steal from stores in order for them to keep surviving. As she grew up, she found her love for the thrill of a heist growing. She would go on larger heists in rich homes and museums, but rather than keeping anything for herself, she would return it the next day. Like it was a simple game for her. Eventually, word got out about a girl that could potentially steal from anywhere she wanted to. An underground team of thieves then decided to recruit her in order to get help for their heists. At first she helped out to get some money for her family, but once they had enough money to get a home and had a stable income, Amaterasu reported all of the people in that team to the authorities. She was also sent to a juvenile center but managed to escape after a week. Though she is rarely ever seen, there are always reports of “an girl that acts like a wolf wandering around the city”.

Doi Kurohiko - Ultimate Romance Expert

Gender: Male

Height: 5′10″

Birthday: November 14th

Likes: Roses

Dislikes: Creepy People

Current Status: Alive

With a handsome face, and a talent like his, Doi is often mistaken as a player at first glance, however his actual personality is the complete opposite. He has awful luck when talking to women, which he calls “his heart’s curse” which causes unfortunate events to happen such as falling down stairs, ripping his pants, and many other occurrences. Despite his failures, he tries to remain optimistic even if he isn’t the most strong willed. His talent isn’t for show either- if you want to fix your relationship, Doi is the one to ask. With a tendency to go off on rants when nervous and a weakness for women, Doi is the walking Ultimate Contradiction.

Junpei Yokozawa - Ultimate Blogger

Gender: Male

Height: 5′2″

Birthday: April 16th

Likes: Co-op Games

Dislikes: Horror Movies

Current Status: Alive

The blogger of several semi-popular blogs that cover a variety of topics such as fandoms, political views, and even gossip, Junpei Yokozawa may be a blogger, but he’s a damn good one. Overshadowed by the rest of family having flashy talents, he’s never seen himself as being worth much in the world of Ultimates. However, his ability to manipulate internet culture is second-to-none despite his lack of presence in real life.

Karma Graves - Ultimate Secret Agent

Gender: Was thought to be intersex by certain staff, and female by peers and other staff. It has come to attention that Karma Graves is a parasitic twin with both male and female organs. Karma Graves says they identify simply as "Karma", and used they/them pronouns. 

Height: 5'3"

Birthday: January 18th

Likes: Ukulele

Dislikes: The dark

Current Status: Alive

For the first 13 years of their life, Karma Graves was kept locked in a small basement by their biological father and were heavily abused. This caused some damage to their overall mental health and stability. Their only source of knowledge on the outside world was through movies from the 90s, resulting in Karma preferring to dress as colourful as possible, use the occasional 90's slang, and develop nostalgia for a generation they were never a part of. Karma was eventually rescued by a secret, organized agency which took them under their wing and trained them as one of their own. Though not being in training for very long, they showed natural skill and talent. They trained at the Canadian branch, but had short training sessions in Japan. The agency wasn't always the most moralistic and good, yet Karma dedicated their life to it. Karma had been invited to Hope's Peak Academy, but their superiors said they wold not be attending. This changed and Karma was sent to Hope's Peak after helping a prisoner of the agency, who they allegedly had a relationship with, escape.  The prisoner was killed on sight. Karma tends to have violent tendencies and manic episodes, but their loyalty and love for their friends is overpowering.

Kobo Okanaya - Ultimate Tour Guide

Gender: Male

Height: 6′2″

Birthday: June 14th

Likes: Boxing

Dislikes: Fish

Other Affiliations: Starlight Tour Company

Current Status: Alive

Kobo became a tour guide while he was growing up in a deprived area of a port town. He was saved by the manager of a tour guide company during a street fight and to return the favour, he learned the craft of being a tour guide. At first, his rough personality made it hard for him to interact with tourists though over time, through teaching he adapted a “Work Personality” which utilises his non-rough appearance, even changing his mannerisms to seem like a more appealing tour guide. His knowledge of Japan’s streets and landmarks were noticed by Hope’s Peak after their scout had caught wind of a teen tour guide being able to put others to shame. Though despite his work personality, Kobo is always ready to get into a fight.

Maemi Watanabe - Ultimate Harem Mangaka

Gender: Female

Height: 5′6″

Birthday: July 8th

Likes: Cherry Blossoms

Dislikes: Being called a Fujoshi

Other Affiliations: HeartBeat Publishing

Current Status: Alive

Calm and level-headed, Maemi does not seem like the type to produce such critically acclaimed harem series. Always wishing to be a writer, but being unable to write long stories with one single couple, Maemi began writing harem manga as a way to let her creative muse run wild. She is the leader type and has a strong attitude which helps her keep control of situations where people may succumb to stress which helped her during ...-Missing Data-...She can also feel out of place in her class since she feels her backstory is not as tragic as the other members of her class. Her only true struggle being her bad luck with men. Suppressing tropes, and wishing to make harem manga more beloved by the public, her headstrong attitude is admired by all mangaka across all genres.

Mami Asano - Ultimate Living Doll

Gender: Female

Height: 5′6″

Birthday May 6th

Likes: Bugs

Dislikes: Chaos

Current Status: Alive

Mami Asano was a regular child, albeit living in luxury, up until the age of 6. It was then that her parents began having her undergo multitudes of surgeries done by underground doctors who would be willing to operate such procedures that would be traumatizing and illegal to do to a child. Mami's surgeries continued until her parents had felt she reached the epitome of artificial beauty: a living doll. Mami was trained to be obedient, submissive, and docile - never questioning her parents or making a decision for herself. She was homeschooled and taught things such as classical literature and music, dance, a number of instruments, high class manners, and other things. She is graceful and elegant. Mami was given severe restrictions on what she could eat, say, and do. She attended frequent public and private events - appearing at art shows or attending formal dances and galas. If she wasn't participating in the event like a regular attendant, she was on display either sitting or standing in a glass case perfectly still, or behind a rope in a large faux "dollhouse", going about and interacting with the environment while others watched, and even gave commands so as to "play" with her. Mami was invited to Hope's Peak and was reluctantly given permission to attend by her parents who believed that her attendance was one of the highest honours

Rina Kirishima - Ultimate Taxidermist 

Gender: Female 

Height: 5′1″ 

Birthday: August 1st 

Likes: All kinds of tea 

Dislikes: Her loved ones in distress 

Current Status: Alive

Introduced to the craft of taxidermy by her grandmother, Rina demonstrated a real talent for it. Unfortunately, her talent and meek demeanour caused her to be bullied in middle school and this shattered her self-worth. Believing she was unworthy to be called by her real name, Rina began referring to herself with the acronym “RAM”, standing for “Rina’s Another Mistake” - “Another Mistake” being the nickname given to her by her bullies. With the help of Sakura Oogami at Hope’s Peak Academy, Rina was finally able to grow a love for herself. Not nearly as shy as she was, Rina consistently does her best to spread kindness to everyone she meets. Her loving heart is always open, and she’s not afraid to give out hugs and the occasional nose kiss. She shows a strong will when confronted with a problem, but will try to solve it with as much thoughtfulness as possible. Hardly will she get extremely angry, but a surefire way to make her mad is to threaten the wellbeing of her loved ones. She also takes her pinky-promises rather seriously, and would appreciate them not be broken.

Ryuu Nagata - Ultimate Lucky Student

Gender: Male

Height: 5′8″

Birthday: February 14th

Likes: Katsudon

Dislikes: Grapes

Current Status: Alive

The twin of Sora Nagata and the 79th class’ Ultimate Lucky student. Unlike other lucky students, Ryuu’s luck doesn’t affect him, but rather the people around him. The earliest sign of this was after he was born, his parents had won the lottery which took place the same week, though at the time they had no idea Ryuu was responsible. Originally a meek and shy boy, Ryuu has grown to become the leader of Future Foundation’s 2nd base, albeit not being confident in his abilities as the leader quite yet. 

Sadao Irunami - Ultimate Hypnotist

Gender: Male

Height: 5′6″

Birthday: May 23rd

Likes: Pendulums

Dislikes: Blackouts

Other Affiliations: The Irunami Circus

Current Status: Resurrected

A playful prankster who was a former member of a travelling circus, Sadao learned all he knew from the ringmaster of the circus, his grandfather. He has an impulsive and child-like nature which many can find troublesome though he manages to have his moments of showing off his calculating and selfless side when he wishes to help his friends. When he was young, he no longer wished to be part of the circus and he ran away and became a street performer in Tokyo until Hope’s Peak Academy took notice and asked him to join 79-C.

Saori Kibe - Ultimate Paranormal Investigator

Gender: Female

Height: 5′ 11″

Birthday: June 13

Likes: Conspiracies, the paranormal, and scene aesthetic

Dislikes: Non-believers

Current Status: Alive

Saori genuinely believes she was abducted by aliens and tested on as a toddler. Whether or not this actually happened is unknown. She believes this is why she’s able to interact with the paranormal how she does - and has since been seeking out all the paranormal things she can, helping people with their paranormal problems along the way. She would even travel to different countries and continents. Saori was let into Hope’s Peak as the Ultimate Paranormal Investigator. Saori is a trans girl preferring she/her pronouns, despite her school records saying her dead name and pronouns.

Sly ??? - Ultimate Assassin

Gender: Male

Height: 6’1”

Birthday: July 9th

Likes: Pancakes, Training, Naps

Dislikes: People questioning his abilities

Other Affiliations: ??? Assassin Agency

Current Status: Alive

Having lost both his father and mother, Sly has become the leader of the worlds biggest assassin agency at the age of 18. He has been killing since the young age of 4, making him an extremely experienced fighter. After losing his mother he threw himself into the family business quickly becoming one the top assassins in the business. He wears her dog tag around his neck at all times, which was given to him as a gift from his childhood friend and partner Maki Harukawa. It’s said that his eyes turn from their natural grey to a deep black when filled with rage earning him the name “The Demon Killer” across the Underworld.

Tomoe Hachi - Ultimate Illustionist

Gender: ??? (Goes by They/Them pronouns) 

Height: 5’8” 

Birthday: September 1st 

Likes: Konpeito 

Dislikes: Coffee 

Current Status: Alive 

Tomoe keeps their personal life a mystery. However, they have told people that they’ve simply practiced magic tricks and illusions since they were 4, and may have forgone eating or sleeping for it. They like to keep their mask and magician attire on to hide their physical appearance, except for their hair, which is black, curly and messy. They say that the mysterious aura helps them with their illusions.

Toson Shinko - Ultimate Horror Movie Director

Gender: Male

Height: 6′0″

Birthday: August 30th

Likes: Suspense

Dislikes: Unnecessary Gore

Other Affiliations: Shinko Movie Productions

Current Status: Deceased (As of The Big Bang Arc)

An award winning and genre changing director with a surplus of modern classics, Toson is the most influential director of modern times, even though his reasoning for becoming a director was not in any way inspirational. His father, Shouji Shinko, was a failed horror movie director, and not wishing to be associated with his failures, Toson decided he would create his own horror movies and make a name for himself, separate from his father. Arrogant about his achievements, Toson can be off-putting to people who aren’t used to his blunt words and rude mannerisms, however deep down he can’t stand being around conventionally attractive people as he falls in love easily, nor can he sit by when his friends are hurting.

Tsukiko Ishikawa - Ultimate Thanatologist

Gender: Female

Height: 5′4″

Birthday: August 15th

Likes: Body Farms

Dislikes: Processed Cheese

Current Status: Alive (Thinks of herself as undead)

As a thanatologist, Tsukiko is an expert in all things death: decomposition, rituals, funerals, etc. Similarly, she dresses appropriately in dark clothing. However, in sharp contrast, she's easily one of the most upbeat, cheerful one could meet. While she can come across as weird and creepy, she's really a nice girl. However, her most eccentric quality may be the fact that she believes she's already dead: she suffers from Cotard's Delusion, believing herself to be a walking corpse, even when others point out the inconsistencies in that fact.

Yuuki Kurosaki - Ultimate ??? (Claims of Ultimate Explorer and Ultimate Theorist)

Gender: Male

Height: 6′0″

Birthday: July 1st

Likes: Scrapbooks

Dislikes: Arrows

Current Status: Alive

Travelling from continent to continent, Yuuki Kurosaki is always searching for his next adventure. With credits for discovering hidden temples across the globe and recovering treasure, Yuuki is known among treasure hunters and explorers alike. He loves and values family over everything else, especially admiring his brother Taro. Though he also fears creating bonds with people after...-Data Missing-...occurred, though after he,...-Data Missing-... and two others...-Data Missing-... His personality became more unpredictable. 

[th3fragile]

1,3,7,17,21

I OWE YOU MY LIFE YES THANKS

1.Right now they are:

Your Decision - AIC

The Glory - The Cranberries

Cordell - The Cranberries

You - The Pretty Reckless

Parasite - Nick Drake

Ukulele Anthem - Amanda Palmer (this is a lie  bu t I needed some cheering up)

3.”Controllava le ombre con la coda dell’occhio”

7.I can forget virtually anything that happened in real life at any given moment cause I’m a Pisces

17.I told my friends I had to study and couldn’t go out but I was just really suicidal

21.I used to have many but right now it’s probably just 90s Trent which is odd cause he’s.........a man

[diiavolx]

BOLD any which apply to your muse! Remember to REPOST! Feel free to add to the list!

[ COLORS ]:

Red. 

brown. 

orange. 

yellow.

green. 

blue. 

purple. 

pink. 

black. 

white. 

teal. 

silver. 

gold. 

grey. 

lilac. 

metallic. 

matte. 

royal blue. 

strawberry red.

 charcoal grey.

 forest green.

apple red. 

navy blue. 

crimson. 

cream.

mint green. 

blood red. 

honey.

[ ELEMENTS ]: 

fire. 

ice. 

water. 

air. 

earth. 

rain. 

snow. 

wind. 

moon. 

stars. 

sun.

heat. 

cold. 

steam. 

frost. 

fog. 

lightning. 

sunlight. 

moonlight. 

dawn. 

dusk. 

twilight.

midnight. 

sunrise. 

sunset. 

dewdrops.

[ BODY ]:

claws. 

long fingers. 

fangs. 

teeth. 

wings. 

tails. 

lips. 

bare feet. 

freckles. 

bruises. 

canine. 

scars. 

scratches. 

wounds. 

burns. 

spikes. 

feathers. 

webs. 

eyes. 

hands. 

sweat. 

tears. 

feline. 

chubby. 

curvy. 

short . 

tall. 

normal height. 

muscular. 

piercing. 

tattoos.

[ WEAPONS ]:

fists. 

sword. 

dagger. 

spear. 

arrow. 

hammer. 

shield. 

poison. 

guns. 

axes. 

throwing axes. 

whips. 

knives. 

throwing knives. 

pepper sprays. 

tasers. 

machine guns. 

slingshots. 

katanas. 

maces. 

staffs. 

wands. 

powers. 

magical items. 

magic. 

rocks. 

mud.

[ MATERIALS ]:

gold. 

silver. 

platinum.

 titanium. 

diamonds. 

pearls. 

rubies. 

sapphires. 

emeralds. 

amethyst. 

metal. 

iron. 

rust. 

steel. 

glass. 

wood. 

porcelain. 

paper. 

wool. 

fur. 

lace. 

leather. 

silk. 

velvet. 

denim. 

linen. 

cotton. 

charcoal. 

clay. 

stone. 

asphalt. 

marble. 

dust. 

glitter. 

blood. 

dirt. 

mud. 

smoke. 

ash. 

shadow. 

carbonate. 

rubber. 

synthetics.

[ NATURE ]: 

grass. 

leaves. 

trees. 

bark. 

roses. 

daisies. 

tulips. 

lavender. 

petals. 

thorns. 

seeds. 

hay. 

sand. 

rocks. 

roots. 

flowers. 

ocean. 

river. 

meadow. 

forest. 

desert. 

tundra. 

savanna. 

rainforest. 

caves. 

underwater.

coral reef. 

beach. 

waves. 

space. 

clouds. 

mountains.

[ ANIMALS ]: 

lions. 

wolves. 

bears. 

eagles.

owls. 

falcons. 

hawks. 

swans. 

snakes. 

turtles. 

ducks. 

bugs. 

spiders. 

birds. 

whales. 

dolphins. 

fish. 

sharks. 

horses. 

cats. 

dogs. 

bunnies. 

praying mantises.

crows. 

ravens. 

mice. 

lizards. 

werewolves. 

unicorns. 

Pegasus. 

dragons. 

rats. 

monsters. 

parasites. 

Tigers. 

cows.

[ FOODS/DRINKS ]: 

sugar. 

salt. 

candy. 

bubblegum. 

wine. 

champagne. 

hard liquor. 

beer. 

coffee. 

tea. 

spices. 

herbs. 

apple. 

orange. 

lemon. 

cherry. 

strawberry. 

watermelon. 

coconut. 

vegetables. 

fruits. 

meat. 

fish. 

pies. 

desserts. 

chocolate. 

cream. 

caramel. 

berries. 

nuts. 

cinnamon. 

burgers. 

burritos. 

pizza. 

ambrosia.

[ HOBBIES ]:

music. 

art. 

watercolors. 

gardening. 

smithing. 

sculpting. 

painting. 

sketching. 

fighting. 

writing. 

composing. 

cooking. 

sewing. 

training. 

dancing. 

acting. 

singing. 

martial arts. 

self-defense. 

electronics. 

technology. 

cameras. 

video cameras. 

video games. 

computer. 

phone. 

movies. 

theater. 

libraries. 

books. 

magazines. 

cds. 

records. 

vinyls. 

cassettes. 

piano. 

violin. 

guitar. 

electronic guitar. 

bass guitar. 

harmonica. 

harp. 

woodwinds. 

brass. 

bells. 

playing cards. 

poker chips. 

chess. 

dice. 

motorcycle riding. 

eating. 

climbing. 

Running. 

ukulele. 

almost dying

[ STYLE ]:

lingerie. 

armor. 

cape. 

dress. 

tunic. 

vest. 

shirt. 

boots. 

heels. 

leggings. 

trousers. 

jeans. 

skirt. 

jewelry. 

earrings. 

necklace. 

bracelet. 

ring. 

pendant. 

hat. 

crown. 

circlet. 

helmet. 

scarf. 

brocade. 

cloaks. 

corsets. 

doublet. 

chest plate. 

gorget. 

bracers. 

belt. 

sash. 

coat. 

jacket. 

hood. 

gloves. 

socks. 

masks. 

costume. 

ruffle collar. 

cowls. 

braces. 

watches. 

glasses. 

sunglasses. 

visor. 

eye contacts. 

makeup. 

hoodie. 

Sweater. 

sunhat.

[ MISC ]:

balloons. 

bubbles. 

cityscape. 

light. 

dark. 

candles. 

war. 

peace. 

money. 

power. 

percussion. 

clocks. 

photos. 

mirrors. 

pets. 

kisses. 

diary. 

fairy lights. 

madness. 

sanity.

sadness. 

happiness. 

optimism. 

pessimism. 

loneliness. 

fear. 

family. 

friends. 

assistants. 

co-workers. 

enemies. 

loyalty. 

deception. 

smoking. 

drugs. 

kindness. 

love. 

hugs. 

Dreams. 

Trauma.

Tagged by: @-jeffery-woods-

I tag: Anyone.

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[ COLORS ] red. brown. orange. yellow. green. blue. purple. pink. black. white. teal. silver. gold. grey. lilac. metallic. matte. royal blue. strawberry red. charcoal grey. forest green. apple red. navy blue. crimson. cream. mint green. blood red. honey. violet.

[ ELEMENTS ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. fog. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight.midnight.sunrise.sunset. dewdrops.

[ BODY ] claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canines. scars. scratches. wounds. burns. spikes. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. sweat. tears. feline. chubby. curvy. short. tall. normal height. muscular. piercing. tattoos.

[ WEAPONS ] fists. sword. dagger. spear. arrow. hammer. shield. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. mud. robots. forks. spoons. nail bat.

[ MATERIALS ] gold. silver. platinum. titanium. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace.leather. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. marble. dust. glitter.blood. dirt. mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics.

[ NATURE ] grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. lavender. petals. thorns. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. roots. flowers. ocean. river. meadow. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rainforest. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. clouds. mountains.

[ ANIMALS ] lions. wolves. bears. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. praying mantises. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dragons.rats. monsters. wendigos. parasites. tigers. cows.

[ FOODS/DRINKS ] sugar. salt. candy. bubblegum. wine. champagne. hard liquor. beer.coffee. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. coconut. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies. desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. burgers. burritos. pizza. ambrosia.

[ HOBBIES ] music. art. watercolors. gardening. smithing. sculpting. painting. sketching.fighting. writing. composing. cooking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. martial arts. self-defense. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. CDs. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. violin. guitar. electronic guitar. bass guitar. harmonica. harp. woodwinds. brass. bells. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. climbing. running. ukulele.

[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. heels. leggings. trousers.jeans. skirt. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. dog tags. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. costume. uniform. ruffle collar. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. hoodie. sweater. sunhat. trench coat.leather jacket.

[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. kisses. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism. pessimism. loneliness. fear. family. friends. assistants. co-workers.enemies. loyalty. deception. smoking. drugs. kindness. love. hugs. dreams. trauma.