#thepaladinofgothamcity

[scarsmakeyoumorebeautiful]

"FUCK YOU!"

Right back atcha, asshole

[earthschampion]

Watching Flash right now and couldn’t help but notice… Is that @thepaladinofgothamcity harassing a Central City Police Officer?

[pesteringjester]

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[andcrossbones-blog]

@thepaladinofgothamcity

“What, is full plate the new orange or some shit? The hell d’ya want? If yer lookin’ fer a bodyshop or the junjard, yer definitely not in Kansas no more, Dorothy.”

[ofcoffinwoodarchived-blog]

"Your mask would look better with a .308 entry wound in the forehead."

“Been there, done that. Tell ya what though, why don’t you go stuff your insufferably tacky fuckin’ suit with Croc’s shit and then stew in it for a few days, huh? Maybe it’ll detract from the- ya know- being you.”

[pesteringjester]

"What do you think of the new helmet?" He said, pointing to his new Ballistic helmet. "I condensed the visor to a pair of lenses."

“Oooh, that’s pretty cool! Can ya’ still do all the fancy gadget stuff with it?”

[exuviiated]

@thepaladinofgothamcity

“So does that mean you’re shooting yourself or I’m shooting myself? ‘Cause, dude, I don’t know how to use a gun.”

[red-hemlock]

thepaladinofgothamcity:

“… I wear a helmet. By default, my expressions are non-existent.”

“...Methinks your ‘Sarcastic Joke Detector’ might be on the fritz, Robo Joe.”

[pxrifiedmxniac]

Let's play Fallout 4

send me ‘Let’s Play’ + a video game and my Muse will react to playing this game. 

*gets blasted by laser trip wires*

“Note to self...tell that dog to stay behind me next time.”

[pxrifiedmxniac]

Let's play AC Syndicate

send me ‘Let’s Play’ + a video game and my Muse will react to playing this game. 

“Okay, this is much better actually.”

[pxrifiedmxniac]

Let's play Black Ops 3 ( multiplayer )

send me ‘Let’s Play’ + a video game and my Muse will react to playing this game. 

*listens to the sound of obnoxious children screaming about no scopes or n00bs*

[pesteringjester]

"... Here." He said, handing Harley his old helmet and a small touchscreen device wired to it, the helmet even sporting a black and red paintjob. "Cleaned it, stripped most of the more important bits out and wired it up to a display pad. You'll still be able to see out of it and use programmed emojis and scrolling words." He said. "... Consider it an early christmas gift."

A stunned, delighted Harley Quinn took the helmet with reverence, openly gaping at it while he explained the specifications. Honestly, heroes didn’t trust Harley with much–but to be trusted with something derived from his own tech? That was huge. When Paladin was done talking, the jester looked up at him with an impossibly wide smile, eyes bright and excited.

“…Pal, this–this’s amazing!” she gushed, leaping forward for a bear hug. “I can’t believe–aw, this is so sweet’a ya’!”

[midori-hunter-blog]

@thepaladinofgothamcity

“If there was no risk or adventure in this gig, how would I get my kicks? The uniform stays, all right?.”

[midori-hunter-blog]

"Ever thought of using less bright colors and maybe some asymmetric armor?"

“The uniform isn’t changing.”

[metuspes]

"... You ever considered nanocomposites?"

  “They didn’t pass the necessary specifications to be useful enough to make a change.”

[comecaras-blog]

@thepaladinofgothamcity​ from here

"Carnale, I move great in this and I look even better. That thing's clunky as a can of tuna," he stated matter-of-factly.  

"Weeeell, are there really any laws against cannibalism per se in this country? No, not really. Sure... people die, so it's sorta like murder, but being a cannibal itself is not a crime, baby. Why would I eat garbage when I can eat the finest cuts?"