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theoreticiian replied: Well, that's an interesting turn of events, isn't it?
His single optic narrowed at Skids. âWhat do you want?â This was just what he needed...
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Clack clack clack.
Orange claws clicked together as Glitch fidgeted. He'd finished with his work for the day and decided to hang back and wait for Skids.
Except now he was bored.
So he fidgets.
He would have left and met him at home however, it was safer for him to wait to go with someone. The last time he'd walked alone, he'd ended up having to have his optic repaired because some mech got his jollies by hurting stray empurata'd mechs.
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[x] Quickie. [] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldnât. [] Long and meaningful. [] Letâs hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [x] Awkward⌠first kiss would prolly be awkward but meaningful [] Lol no. Would I go out with you? [x] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldnât work. [] Maybe. [] Nope, youâre like family. [] Youâre cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [x] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I donât know. If we took a picture together, weâd be⌠[x] Hugging each other. [x] Just chilling. [] Holding hands. [] Kissing. [] Acting dumb. [x] Normal picture. [] You holding me from behind. You are⌠[] Cute/Pretty. [x] Good looking. [x] Sexy. [] All of the above You + me + room = ⌠[x] Movies. [x] Cuddling. [x] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [x] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldnât let you in. You should⌠[x] Hit me up. A few more meetings could never hurt, right? Maybe talk about old times^^ [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying If we got married, Iâd⌠[] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [x] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep
[] We wouldnât (x) would gladly venture the vents with you
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@theoreticiian (OOC)
[ roller missing the war has got to be rough on him and I wish weâd gotten to see more of his adjustment in canon, because he has to have such whiplash from all the changes. ]
Honestly, this would be something Iâd be willing to explore with someone on this blog since they didnât in the comic because I mean... that has to be quite some whiplash to deal with and not to mention, it would give him more depth besides buddy cop that relies on enhancers to cover up his insecurities. Not that isnât some good content there on its own, but that on top of this would be even more.
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I thought Iâd do both Tarn and Damus/Glitch since theyâve had a history while he was in both frames. To know which one is which: Tarn = x and Glitch/Damus = +
If we kissed?
[] Quickie. [] Tongue. [] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldnât. [] Long and meaningful. [] Letâs hit up the bedroom. [+,x] You remember last time? [] Awkward⌠[] Lol no.  [+] Physically couldnât because he has no mouth
Would I go out with you? [+] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldnât work. [x] Maybe. [] Nope, youâre like family. [] Youâre cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [x] I donât know. If we took a picture together, weâd be⌠[+] Hugging each other. [x] Just chilling. [+] Holding hands (its more so you gotta hold his claws, he cant hold his bc abilities)  [] Kissing. [] Acting dumb. [x] Normal picture. [+] You holding me from behind. [x] Tarn probably forcing him to do something You are⌠[] Cute/Pretty. [x] Good looking for an Autobot [+] Sexy. [] All of the above Â
You + me + room = ⌠[x] Movies. [+] Cuddling. [x,+] Hanging out. [] Kissing. [x] Playing games. [+] Everything. [] Wouldnât let you in. You should⌠[+] Hit me up. [] Be mine. [] Marry me. [] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. [] be studying
If we got married, Iâd⌠[] Divorce you. [] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [+] Be faithful. [x] Kill your friends while youâre sleeping [] We wouldnât
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âArranged marriages are weird. All your life youâre told not to talk to strangers and then youâre asked to sleep with one.â
âUgh, tell me about it..â He murmured from a pile of pillows, peaking from the edge of his pillow a little bashfully. The idea of being paired with a mech he barely knew irked him. He was always told of the importance of virtue, specifically his own. He was never allowed out in the wee hours of the night, to date anyone and was hardly allowed to socialize with any mech or femme so less it was a family friend or something of the sort pretty much all his life! They had no right doing this to him âto his p-partner.. Ugh!He buried his face back into pillows with a groan. All of this was so stupid.. He didnât want to interface with him, he barely wanted to look at him âHe was pretty hot, he could lie about that, but this was all too much for him right now. âWhat the hell are we going to do..?â
#theoreticiian#â° (. IC)#⥠(. arranged marriage au)#//socially awkward getaway...#ngl never thought I'd be writing this#I hope you like it đ
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*sits in Tarn's lap* Hello, my wonderful tank husband who's absolutely not going to yell at me for disappearing for weeks.
Hello husband who I am definitely going to lecture for an hour about vanishing into the void for weeks without warning.
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Skids is here with a canister of paint and a spray gun ; he's going to touch up your paint, Tarn. "Lay down and hold still."
He hums low and sprawls on the berth in agreement, shifting so he can watch Skids work from the corner of his optic. âGonna make me look pretty?â he asks, teasing.
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a mech named perceptor, autobot scientist, got the same thing as you, only he pressed the button. so i guess we'll see what happens. also he just got the letter U for his? ICU?
Oh, Tarantulas had figured that out by now, with other mechs chattering on his datafeed about it enough to distract his attention. A ping to his feed, and Tarantulas tosses his two letters into the mix. There you go. Now we have:
Tarantulas: I C
Perceptor: U
Jazz: R B T
Arkaitimus: M
Sparkplug: E
Treadline&co: T
Megatron: Y E
Prowl: R
Soundwave (Zori): P S
Tarn: O
Memelord: C
Skids: P
#ic status#microscopicautobot#princeofdarkmount#defectiicon#unkillablejazz#voraciouslyindulgent#slenderwave#forgedcold#varmegonomore#(( dunno if that's all but i tried tm#the ones crossed out arent available ic but i gathered them here jic#verdigrisprowl#photobombingcryptid#theoreticiian#error 79456
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[Snorts.]
Iâm surprised you beat Tarn to this one.
[Quietly sips... tea, ironically.]
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Heâs been listening, you know. Maybe heâll be useful.
::Are you there, Skids?::
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I... might have considered it once or twice, though the thought was shortlived. Mostly due to lack of confidence.
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A Daring Escape
When Getaway is hauled into the lab cells, heâs completely falling apart.
Vents seizing, fans whining, engine stuttering, his entire system roaring with distress and panic. His voice is weak and wheezy, unable to get proper air from his vents, and between choked-back terrified sobs he tries to stammer out pleas for mercy, begging to be let go, heâll leave the ship and never come back, he promises.
Heâs thrown in a cell, and curls up on the ground, system spluttering and clattering discordantly in terror. He remains that way even after the door to the cells is slammed shut and heâs left alone.
... For half a minute.
And precisely thirty seconds after the door shut, thereâs an awful grinding sound as Getawayâs fans are forced to stop and his rattling engine shuts down.
He gets up, looking out his small cell window at the other cells. He hisses, âHey! Skids! Are you still in here? Can you hear me?â
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theoreticiian replied to your post: verdigrisprowl replied to your post âmegatron...
so i guess i SHOULDNâT mention that Sora ends up with the Matrix of Leadership and becomes the next Prime?
Probably.
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âY'know, I hear that quite often from youâŚâ A smirk appeared on the Point One Percenterâs face.
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ok but Karl Marx......snapped
#Im reading so much sbouthim bcof my thesis and he legit... dragged us#karl marx#theoreticiian#philosophy#kapital#kapitalizm#lmao#fun#funny#history#capitalism#capital#economy#poltics#world#human#humans#money
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