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metalallcrgy · 3 years ago

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#life update: there's been minor post surgery complications lmao #nothing life threatening really just SUPER annoying and it'llhopefully be fixed by this weekend when i go see my surgeon to handle it #but [jazz hands] i'm more on discord than tumblr bc brain says so so there's that #this does mean tho that my last mmmmm sssssiiixx? months have generally been dr after dr so there's a ton of health stuff going on for me #anyway so tumblr is not a priority outside random threads lmao

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Oh boy.

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Coming, coming. [he follows]

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Sap.

But also two million years brig for that pun.

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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[oh hello]

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Hmm? [looks up]

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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incendiius:

*rests his helm against Swerve’s* Want to go with me to pick her up from Bluestreak’s?

Sure. I missed her.

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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That’s my girl.

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Sounds about right, yeah. Has she been behaving? No mutinies?

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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How has she been?

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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incendiius:

*he’s just going to immediately pull Swerve into his lap* Sure sounds like it. So, no one to talk to except pasta-formers who couldn’t talk back and just the memories of you husband and daughter to get you through the last two years?

Yeah pretty much. It wasn’t very fun at all.

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Yeah. It was super god damn weird. [climbs into chair]

And since they were all made of pasta no one could talk it was the worst.

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Alright well, you know how weird slag happens on this ship every time you turn around??? Well when I was closing the bar one night, I went into the storage closet to put some stuff away and when I came back out I wasn’t on the ship anymore.

Like, at all. I was in some weird as slag universe on Cybertron except everything was pasta.

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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Yes? I dunno if she’ll understand but I can explain it!

So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?

Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?

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metalallcrgy · 4 years ago

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#kicks in the door #for anyone unaware bc they dont follow me on sparkplugs blog #i had surgery monday so i'm a week nto recovery lmao #and have like 6 more to go but we're good #hello it's been forever since i was here #mostly bc laziness and also session box being a bitch

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metalallcrgy · 5 years ago

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Amazing.

*slides over, scooping Swerve up for smooches* You've been too busy, I haven't gotten to smooch you in *ages*.

Yeah, I know. Sorry about that! At least Zippy’s been well behaved.

#incendiius

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metalallcrgy · 5 years ago

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unwaveringgshcdows:

you

WHAT

It’s fine, you’ll live.

[bats glass off bar] -unwaveringgshcdows

[catches glass] Don’t be a jerk.

#unwaveringgshcdows #u cam prolly chew it free

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