#theon AU

[aveloka-draws]

Theon went to hide with a friend, no one kept the cabin in the divorce.

[monozinco]

WDYM THIS ISN'T HOW IT WENT!?!

Jokes aside I was supposed to post this last month but forgot about it's existence.....so you're getting it now :P

Character's belong to:- @aveloka-draws

Original image under the cut:-

[nedseii]

📷!

[soup-in-my-fly]

Rhymes with freak

[lislemons]

asoiaf characters as posts that remind me of them part 21

[ophelias-lamentation]

ASOIAF AU where Theon rescues Sansa from kingslanding, Red Wedding never happens, Sansa and Arya reunite about 3 years into the series

I added color!

[koipepo]

Leash

[msphagime]

Modern AU but Theon got kicked out of the Starks' house at 18 (because Catelyn just couldn't deal with him anymore and he was probably spreading his bad influence all over the children), got kicked out of the Greyjoy residence (because Balon disowned Euron a month before that so might as well get the other headache away from here), and is now living in a village in the middle of the Northern nowhere with two prostitutes (Kyra and Ros, who took him in because he's the only one that can cook with more than two ingredients (eggs and pan)) in a property given to them by Littlefinger in exchange for tax-free stweardship. And they go out into the city every day on a bus numbered 47 that passes by the village only at 6am and 6pm only on workdays for Theon to try and find work and stop freeloading and maybe go to university one day but the only place that is willing to hire him is the Butchers' round the corner (Theon would've gotten over the bad work conditions and the mould on the walls if it weren't for the fact that the Butcher keeps looking at him with his weird ass pale blue eyes like he wants to snap his spine and eat his pith every time he passes)

[adarkandmagicalforest]

theon greyjoy the kinda guy to get an ear piercing and immediately switch it with gold despite the advice of the piercer (he immediately gets an infection and has to do a salt water soak every day, which makes him bitch and moan)

(jon snow calls him a moron and he and robb have to hold him down to force him to do the soak)

[captaincanonly]

[aveloka-draws]

A secret for another day I guess

[kowada25]

[death-of-cats]

Theon IV ACOK

I think @nobodysuspectsthebutterfly said that in a modern au Theon should be a detective, i think that's right because he already thinks in 90s tagline cliches

[soup-in-my-fly]

Smile for the camera, Reek <3

[abijahfowler]

The reekening, if you will

[ilikestuffthatsparkles]

Theon leaving