#theo does not speak spanish lmao

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Hello hello!! I saw your states post and was wondering if you can share with us your headcanons for New York or Texas, whichever one you feel more inclined to !! Thank you so much in advance! 😺💖💖

i'll post both since i have quite a bit on each ! so beware, this is gonna be a long post lmao

i'll go on about new york first because i have a lot on him dfghj. firstly, his human name is theodore douglass (he was given his first name by england, but chose his surname); he sometimes goes by theo, but only ever lets close friends call him teddy.

when he was a kid, theo was surprisingly shy, but very nerdy. he was a somewhat quiet child who loved to spend every waking moment reading and/or learning. england was actually kinda proud because of this, since new york could speak five languages by the time he was physically seven. he didn't really much else to do as a child, and was often left alone, so he would read and read and read.

nowadays, he's much prouder and loud, but still very, very nerdy. he can speak 31 languages fluently (outside of his indigenous languages), and is learning a further nine languages currently. he's fluent in english, spanish, cantonese, mandarin, russian, yiddish, haitian, italian, hawaiian, bengali, french, arabic, korean, hebrew, japanese, tagalog, hindi, polish, germany, greek, lithuanian, french creole, portuguese, urdu, ukrainian, swedish, norwegian, czech, finnish, danish and dutch fluently. he's reaching full fluency in afrikaans, and is currently learning slovenian, indonesian, samoan, romanian, swahili, yoruba, igbo and somali. he prides himself highly on his vast language fluency (nyc is actually one of, if not the most linguistically diverse city in the world !) and likes surprising the nations with their native language whenever he meets them. he knows more nations than any of the other states- he's actually friends with romano and lithuania ! he and romano have a mutual respect for each other, especially since new york was so eager to learn everything he could about italian culture while romano was living there, which romano appreciated.

he's also well educated outside of languages. he has a vast knowledge of art- from paintings and sculpture to dance, film, music and theater. he has a near encyclopedic knowledge on theater and plays. he has an extensive film collection of at least 25,000 films, and have an even bigger music collection- most of which he stores in his houses in nyc and manlius. he genuinely adores every field of art, and spends the majority of his time in nyc going to galleries, plays or art museums. his favorite areas of art are paintings, music and film. his favorite music genres would probably be classical, rap, r&b, hip hop and rock. he has a deep love for the rap and hip hop scene that was born out of nyc, and many of the artists that became major during the time are still his favorites.

he's also a very, very efficient worker; which is ironic, as he hates work. he's very fast and thorough in his work- if you want something done right, you go to him. not only is he good at paperwork and such, he's actually surprisingly good with his hands. he can repair cars, do home renovations, fix wiring, build furniture, make and mend clothing, hunt, fix machinery, knit, crochet and even farm. he's developed a vast number of skills over the years, and he loves learning more and more skills. he often busies himself with learning whatever new skills he can. he also often spends his time just tinkering with things for fun.

he also has a vast knowledge on fashion, and prides himself on his fashion sense. he's the most fashionable state out of all of them. he does usually dress very stylish and such, but he enjoys dressing in several different types of clothing, including punk, grunge and boho. he has quite a few walk-in closets, i'm sure, and has even made several of his outfits by hand.

he does have a bit of a superiority complex and is quite proud. he's generally pretty unphased and hard to surprise, as many nyc residents are. he's good friends with pennsylvania- they both have a love of machinery, tinkering and reading. they have occasional movie nights. he constantly argues with new jersey and massachusetts.

i also see him as being jewish, as new york state has the highest jewish population of any state.

now as for texas !

texas is very much a second alfred, minus the hero personality and plus a deep love of meat and meat-based dishes. he has a strong accent, one that he's very proud of. he's a very good cook, especially with meat-based dishes; he likes experimenting with meat and dishes in general. he's the older triplet to arizona and california, but ironically spends a lot of time fighting with california. he is, interestingly enough, quite good friends with florida- they both have loud, boisterous personalities and bond over being the 'weird' states. he's also, thanks to this, friends with ohio; the three have formed their own little club. he does typically get along well with his other state siblings (arizona, new mexico, nevada and utah). he's quite close to utah, as that's his only brother and he spent quite a bit of time with him when utah was young.

texas, in terms of personality, can absolutely be insufferable, obnoxious and loud at times; however, when he's hosting people he becomes a completely different person. he's a truly impeccable host; he'll cook several of his best dishes, extensively plan out activities and check in very regularly with his guests to ensure they're doing well and having a good time. he's insanely welcoming and hospitable, and is one of the best hosts of all the states.

he's also very similar to alfred in appearance- both in facial structure and hairstyle !! many have even remarked texas is basically a darker haired, dark skinned version of alfred.

[planetary-pluto]

spanish or vanish (tiktok made me do it)

hello. it’s me. mickey. the following story was created by me in 9th grade and is now being posted because I made the reckless proclamation “if this video gets 200 likes I’ll post the serious, gritty detective story I wrote about the duolingo owl in 9th grade

i would to clearly state that this story was written IRONICALLY. even at 14 i had some braincells.

CWs: implied crime syndicate, cops, gun violence, kidnpping, blood, general violence and the motherfucking duolingo owl. it does not end well.

this is your last chance to not keep reading. i am sorry. 

SPANISH OR VANISH

“New one, Sands.” Lieutenant James set a beefy file on Theo’s desk. “Yessir.” A coy smile rested on his face as the young detective looked up from his third cup of coffee. The lieutenant raised an eyebrow.  “Three missing. No connection. Better work fast before homicide calls dibs.”  “Yessir.” Theo grinned. “Oh and Sands?”  “Yeah?” “Get some sleep tonight. That’s an order.” 

There was no ‘yessir’ to this one. Theo only huffed and waved his boss off, flipping through the folder with routine precision. 3 vics, no relation. Olivia Shirley, Jason Abbertson, Bethany Brooks. A professional dancer with the royal ballet, an independent film writer, and a high profile CEO. No relatives in common and, at first glance, no one who’d know all three of them. The precinct door clicked shut at the Lieutenant made his exit with a quiet “Get some sleep Sands!” 

A couple minutes later, the gurgling of the coffee pot rung out the beginning of another all-nighter. 

TWO WEEKS LATER

It was a long shot. The vics only had one thing in common, an app on their phones. Duolingo, a popular program used to help one learn languages. All of them had been months off lessons but kept the app on their phone Theo’d known people who used it to help squeeze out a pass in high school french.

Only now did he realize how long it’d been since he spoke to them. 

It should’ve been a walk in the park. A quick recon of an abandoned warehouse, with backup on standby. Theo was smart, and a good shot. No one was meant to be there, worst case scenario there as a chase. 

That was not the worst case scenario. 

He didn’t plan for his phone to ring, no one called him. He didn’t plan on the warehouse being a base of operations, one of two people at most. And, if Theodore Sands knew one thing, it was that he sure as hell didn’t plan on getting shot. 

“Detective Sands?! Where the HELL are you?!-” “Lieutenant James I-” Theo’s scolding was cut short when a bang went off and pain erupted through his side. He instinctively pushed his hand to the place, only to draw it back when warm blood coated his fingers. “Fuck fuck fuck- no-” He staggered, drawing his own gun. “Who’s- who’s the-” What was meant to be a threat came out as a gurgled cough. It hurt too much to speak. 

He dropped to a knee. There were footsteps, heavy boots on metal pushing their way towards him. Then there was a sweet cloth over his face. Theo kicked and pushed against his attacker, floundering to bring his gun around to them, but his strength was leaving with his blood. 

“En Espanol.” A gruff voice hissed in Theo’s ear. What? That doesn’t make- Shut up Sands just get out of here-

A knee hit his ribs and, with a pained squeak, his world slipped away.

-

Detective Theodore Sands awoke in a dark room. He was sat against cold metal, ropes digging into his wrists and ankles. A quick jerk told him the knots were good.  Did I just get fucking kidnapped? I think I’ve just been fucking-

With that, metal door slid open. It was too dark to make out anything other than a large figure... avian? No, that made no sense. It was just the blood loss. The figure was holding holding... something. Something also large. 

“Who the hell-” Theo’s question went silent as whatever the thing was struck his shoulder. 

“Try it again.” The visitor leaned in, and Theo could clearly make it out. Whoever it was wore a large mask of the bird from the app cover. Wait- was that a mask? Is a mask meant to extend... everywhere? No. No that’s not how things work. Focus Theo, you’re just low on blood is all. But those eyes looked so real-

“Try it again.” The owl repeated, dragging its weapon down the side of Theo’s face. “This time in Spanish.”

[bull3t-f0r-my-v4lentine]

Tell us about your Craftsman and Butler headcanons! (and your anon asks seems to be off, ppl don't like send asks openly afaik)

FUUUUUCK IM SO SO FUCKING SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG ;;;A;;;; I FEEL SO BAD BUT IM GONNA DO THIS DNDKDNDAIHAHSBBSBANA

this is actually a mix of me and my best friend’s hcs since we basically share our own universe together (nothings rlly changed besides personal hcs and backstories)

Craftsman HCS ;

His actual name is Christopher Morrison, and he is actually the older brother of Roger !

He’s somewhere in his 50s to me, but I don’t always think of it lmao

He has a super bad temper and you can often catch him slamming things down or punching his work table cus somebody pissed him off lol (he goes soft around the Butler though)

Him and the Butler are engaged, still don’t know when exactly to get married lol. They have a lot of work to do they just don’t exactly know when they can actually settle down.

He proposed to the Butler on his birthday actually, and he even crafted the ring himself! (it’s a little rose gold ring that wraps around in a heart shape)

Angry scottish man go brrrr

He has a scottish accent so fucken thick it’s like a spanish person trying to speak english to a 3 year old to most ppl

He used to own a small toy shop in Scotland ! he made every single toy and ran it himself, a lot of people in the town went there every christmas and birthday

Gæ

Not many know it but this guy is literally,,,,6’6,,,,,tower

He has a huge gash on the side of his mouth that opens up in his cheek revealing his teeth, gums and inner mouth. it doesn’t affect his ability to talk but he is insecure about it, so he hides it with that mask.

Butler HCs ;

His real name is Theodore Vandmear, most people call him Theo for short. His nickname is Teddy tho (as in teddy bear), but usually chris calls him that <3

He sounds legit EXACTLY like winnie the pooh, even says things like “oh bother”

He also stutters a lot, and his voice can be very quiet and sheepish, you might wanna grab him a megaphone in order to have a conversation

This man literally acts like a cat. he fucking PURRS. he wants to destroy everything in SIGHT.

when he uses his telekinesis for something very very strong and powerful, his nose will start bleeding like eleven from stranger things lol

He uses he/they pronouns <3

His mother was british (she was the only parent he had), yet being in scotland for so long (despite being super sheltered and usually kept away from society) he does have a scottish twang to his voice. certain words will sound scottish, some words will sound british

he sneezes like an dog lol

ALWAYS helps christopher with anything he needs to do as far as duties or personal hygiene, he’s not only his fiancé but also somewhat of a nervous caregiver, it’s very sweet

he sleeps in those nightgowns men used to wear back in the day but it somehow ends up looking cute on him and it’s soooo comfy

extra HCS ;

Theo tends to watch Chris work once the day is done and they’re settling down to go to bed

They both actually live in the Maw with the other employees. After the Pretender died, the nest began crumbling and crashed down from the sky, and they (somehow, i’m too lazy to come up with a reason why) landed up in the maw. However they were separated for a little while

Theo was actually wandering around the bottom areas of the maw, super hungry and still with his hands restrained in the back. he didn’t sleep, didn’t eat, didn’t talk to anybody except himself, and just wandered around aimlessly like a zombie

The maw did set out a few employees to search for him, that included Chris, and they eventually did find him. the lady chopped off the cuffs and let his hands free, and they did have to fix his back and he had to wear a corset for a little while to help his posture, but other than that spending a LOT of time with chris and maaaaaaany many many hours of sleep and naps later he was back to normal and able to function. he was put to work as the maw’s butler. cleaning, doing laundry, etc but this time he was treated like a human instead of a monster who had to be cuffed

muchachos i’m so tired i can’t write anymore i hope this was enough tho 😭😭😭😭 again i’m so sorry for being late pls feel free to always inbox me again i love writing out my ideas n shit

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

Drop the Evie essay you wrote

okay so first of all it wasn’t really an essay the way some of my ramblings are, more like just me writing down all of my thoughts in a vaguely coherent manner bc my brain was running too fast to really organize it 

and second of all, just to be on the safe side, these are the potential trigger warnings that I would give for the essay — I don’t know if they all actually come up or not, but better safe than sorry, so proceed with caution!

Potential TWs: being outed, parental neglect, character death (canon), suicide attempts (semi-canon), eating disorders, lots of mental health issues, and lots of general trauma and feelings of never being good enough, and canon typical references to drinking/drugs/partying/etc

so just like a fun fact, Evie’s vitamin water of choice is zero sugar strawberry lemonade and yes i spent too long reading reviews on different flavours all because gossip girl did an entire product placement episode

anyways now onto real thoughts let’s go lesbians let’s go

so okay evie has a... very negative experience with Lily’s various boyfriends and husbands.  When Evie was younger she was always hopeful that this time would be different, that they’d be a family, that her mom would actually stick around, and every single time she’s been let down and left heartbroken.  When her mom starts dating Bart, Evie is very against it but she just can’t be bothered to even try to talk to Lily — Lily will date him, maybe get married, play house, abandon her children, then get divorced, and the cycle will repeat, and Lily will never give a shit about how her children feel about it.  Bart is just the latest rich man for Lily to set her sights on.  Given the overall shittiness of most of Lily’s exes, Evie had figured she would be a lot more vocally against Lily dating again, but Bart... 

Bart himself may terrify Evie, but Evie’s unwavering faith that Chuck will always protect her outweighs that fear, and Evie has long since given up on her mom caring about her opinions so she just takes comfort in the fact that Chuck will be there and tries to just ignore the rest — and the fact that Bart is pretty much always away does help with that.  That being said, she was very distraught when Bart spends season 1 christmas with them, but then Bart’s “present” for her was flying Chuck home for a few days because Lily mentioned that Eric was teasing Evie about being excited about having Chuck as a brother, and he's trying to semi-win over the kids (aka bribe them into accepting him as Lily’s fiancé)

Evie speaks several languages!  She started learning French and Spanish at a very young age, and then picked more up from Lily’s various husbands.  She’s not fluent in all of them but she can hold conversations in eight languages — and four of them were from Lily’s boyfriends (and italian was half pieced together from French and Spanish), and she just keeps learning more because she tries to keep herself too busy to think at any given moment

Rufus is her favourite step-dad by far, but Chuck is her favourite step-sibling (and second favourite sibling, after Eric).  That being said, Bart was surprisingly decent to her because even he quickly figured out that Evie has the innate ability to get Chuck to do basically anything, and he wanted her on his side, only he underestimated how much Evie hates him for treating Chuck like shit — as she says in 2x07, “if you want us to be a family, you should learn how to be a dad”

Evie has a bit of a thing for stealing coats lmao — it’s not unusual to find her stealing Chuck, Eric, Theo, or even Nate’s jackets when she gets cold or starts feeling particularly self conscious.  At the housewarming party she actually gets to bothered by all the media watching her constantly that Chuck goes and gets her one of his blazers to replace the cropped one she was wearing, and she immediately feels a bit more at east

Evie is a jock like it’s understated but she’s on multiple sports teams at school and plays outside of school too — she’s also in dance classes several times a week, along with private vocal lessons, and being part of every theatre production at Constance Billard (musicals and plays), and is on the yearbook committee.  Basically, Evie needs a fucking nap, and with a lot of pushing from Chuck and Eric and Theo (to balance out Blair “do absolutely everything in the name of Yale” Waldorf) she does eventually ease up on her extra-curriculars

She holds far too much power in the Constance-St Jude hierarchy.  She’s a freshman, but it’s well known that Evie is completely untouchable.  Some people (cough Jenny) might try to cross Blair, but no one is stupid enough to go after Evie — she’s not just Blair’s protégée, she’s also under Chuck’s protection.  And when Jenny does try to cross her in season 3 (physical and emotional bullshit, public humiliation, telling the entire school she’d tried to kill herself and had been at Ostroff not “in florida”), well... she learns that even being family won’t stop her entire life from being destroyed

Speaking of Jenny... that’s a very messy relationship — I want to like Jenny, I really do, but I just... don’t so far.  They’re a very sweet relationship early on, neither of them had dated before and they were just really smitten with each other and things were good.  There were definitely some issues because of the Jenny-Blair war, but they’d been okay — or so Evie had thought, until Jenny dumped her by means of introducing everyone to her new boyfriend, Asher.  Then of course there’s the party and Jenny outing her, and then just not talking to her for months until she needs something from them (an in to the White Party).  Eric manages to convince Evie to play nice, but he does so under the impression that Jenny had apologized to Evie — he didn’t know she’d only apologized to him.  Eventually Jenny does apologize and Evie tries to forgive her, and she keeps giving Jenny more and more second chances (especially once they become step sisters), but Jenny really just keeps hurting Evie to get on top because with Blair gone, Evie immediately becomes the new queen, and Jenny cares more about being queen than being nice.  Little does she realize that part of why Evie became queen with no challenge is because she’s nice.

and regarding Evie’s other relationships... so serena was a really good big sister when Eric & Evie were kids — Blair was the responsible sister and Serena was the fun sister, but it was a good balance and it worked.  But when the twins were around eleven and Serena was around 13, she became besties with Georgina Sparks, and everything went to shit.  Serena started getting into partying and drinking and drugs and became just as flighty and unreliable as Lily, which takes a significant toll on the twins’ mental health — side note, one of their therapists at the Ostroff Centre believes that their significant codependency stems from the abandonment issues they have as a result of Lily and Serena just up and leaving them whenever anything “better” comes along.

And unfortunately for the twins, this was around the same time (grade 6) that Theo got sent to boarding school, so really they lost both their sister and their best friend at the same time, and Theo leaving also messed up the overall group dynamics and they half lost Nate too — he was still in their lives but he went from being the dad to Blair’s mom to being more of a big brother, and there was this sort of hole that didn’t get filled until a couple of years later.

And of course, a lot of it then fell to Blair to try to fill that hole and the holes left by Serena and Lily and went from being sort of “mom friend big sister” to “literally the closest thing we have to a mom”, which is also just a lot of pressure for a thirteen year old girl and part of why Blair and Chuck got a lot closer after he ended up becoming their dad was because she finally had someone that she could talk to too.

Also like full disclosure, Chuck never really intended to become their dad.  He started off as a reluctant big brother because he was Nate’s best friend and Nate was the dad friend when they were younger, and Evie just kind of decided that she loved him and like no one can argue with Evie so all of a sudden he was part of the family.  He doesn’t really become dad until the van der Woodsens move into the hotel because suddenly Eric and Evie are just always there, and he doesn’t even realize it until months later, after Serena is gone and he realizes that he’s been skipping parties to like play mario kart and shit with the twins and Blair is just like “lmao yeah buddy you’re the last one to get this memo”

and then there’s this list that I made of the NJBC’s roles in raising the twins and theo back when they were younger

Blair: holds their hands to cross the street, teaches them not to talk to people who wear sneakers or to strangers, teaches them how to dress themselves like respectable people, makes them finish their homework before watching tv, hates all of their nannies and only trusts dorota to take care of them Nate: teaches them to tie their laces and their ties, plays video games and sports with them, helps them with homework and doesn't get impatient when they struggle, lets them use his notebooks to draw in when they're bored Chuck: will destroy anyone who hurts them, teaches them street smarts and how to tell when someone is lying, is the one who lets them do dumb and reckless things because he'd rather they do them when he's there to get in trouble, still refuses to believe that they know what sex is Serena: reminded them that it's okay to have fun and draw outside the lines, stood up for them when lily was being a shit mom and always tried to protect them from the worst of her neglect, came up with games to play when they were sad to take their minds off whatever is upsetting them

And Theo!!!!!!  Theo has been their best friend for their entire lives!  They’ve known him since they were babies and the three of them have always been inseparable!  Like highkey they were just a more functional NJBC lmao, and we love them for it!  Theo getting sent to boarding school was really hard on all three of them but they stayed in constant contact and whenever Theo is back in the city, it’s almost impossible to see them not together.  Theo does know that they were in the Centre, so once he’s back full time, he’s spending as much time visiting them as he can!  Even when Eric and Theo are dating (and later when Evie and Theo are dating), the group dynamics really never change!  It’s still always the three of them, and sometimes Jenny in s1, they’re still each other’s family, and they’re still just a bit too interdependent to be entirely healthy (it’s the trauma and neglectful parents)

on a slightly related note, neither of the twins drink anything other than champagne and sometimes wine, and neither of them touch drugs at all, and it’s entirely because of Serena.  They’ve both seen how much she’s changed since she got into that scene, and especially since ‘liking partying’ turned into ‘alcohol addiction’, and they’re both too afraid of ending up like that to even take the risk.  It’s something that definitely sets them apart from pretty much any of their peers, but they’ve gotten very good at just laughing it off with a “hey, I just don’t want to end up on Gossip Girl tomorrow” which people generally accept

(that being said, Evie did smoke for a while pre-canon bc cigarettes curb hunger, but she hasn’t smoked at all since ending up in the Centre, and once she’s out too many people have an eye on her for her to even try, and she does want to stop)

(TW ATTEMPTED SUICIDE, fairly detailed discussion) so okay the breaking point for the twins... lily had just gone awol again and Blair was away visiting her dad and evie was at the archibalds’ house hanging out with theo, who was home for a weekend, and eric didn’t want to call anyone because lily’s disappearance had left him in a spiral of feeling annoying and like people didn’t really want him in their lives and there wasn’t a specific trigger but instead of the spiral slowing down or evie/chuck/blair being able to pull him out of it, it just kept getting worse until he was slitting his wrist in the bathroom — only Evie had just gotten home and when he didn’t reply to her calling his name, she got freaked out and started looking for him and when she saw him, she just... couldn’t deal.  She called 911 for eric but then she was just in the bathroom and covered in his blood and she didn’t know what to do and she needed to calm down so she grabbed a bottle of valium that she thinks was Lily’s but instead of just taking one pill she ended up taking all of them and downing them with a bottle of vodka serena had hidden — once she realized what she’d done she called Chuck and basically just said “I think I fucked up” and Chuck freaks out (understandably) and rushes to their suite and gets there basically just in time to see both of them being loaded into an ambulance; he claims he’s their brother and rides with them to the hospital where he calls blair, and arranges for his jet to pick her up asap, and then tries (unsuccessfully) to get in touch with lily

[latin-dr-robotnik]

20 Questions Meme

Thanks for tagging me, @isakthedragon ! I never did something like this, so here goes a big revealing dump of info about me :P

Name: Sebastian

Nicknames: my ex used to call me "Sebin", does that count? (lol jk) Close friends call me "Sebi", and people that disagree with my political views call me "pendejo de mierda", sooooo...

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 175cm, at least last time I checked.

Languages: Spanish (native), English (self-taught by vidyagames), and I kinda know a thing or two about Portuguese.

Nationality: Argentinian

Favorite Season: Spring (the only decent season here)

Favorite Flower: I'm more of a tree guy honestly. I have a lovely Ficus Benjamina tree at home that is such a beautyyyy <3

Favorite Scent: Pizza. Although I like the scent coming from all types of bread (I have my Spanish ancestors' anarchist baker DNA), there's nothing that can beat a good old pizza.

Favorite Color: Currently I do love Purple a lot (just look at my blog's design), but I've always been a Green lover.

Favorite Animal: Dogs, yup.

Favorite Fictional Character:  Well, this blog is called Latin Dr. Robotnik, right? Apart from the obvious Sonic characters that I fanboy (Sonic, Eggy, Amy, Knux and Vector, just to name a few), I do love Arnold (from Hey, Arnold! He's always my mood), Theo (Celeste) and Azula (ATLA, childhood crush alongside Katara, ngl).

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: I'm a big chocolate fan, but I have to admit that I do drink a lot more of coffee, that's the student life.

Average Sleep Hours: 8-9 hours (sometimes 6 when I have lots of stuff to do, and up to 12 during summer and winter break)

Dog or Cat person: I have both on the house, but fucking hell, a couple of weeks ago the cat pissed on my fucking potatoes bag just when I was about to cook a Spanish tortilla. This is not a SA2 Fandub reference by the way, I'm still rather upset.

Number of Blankets Slept With: what kind of question is that? lmao. Currently, during the hottest days of summer, I rip every blanket off the bed, and sometimes that isn't enough.

Dream Trip: I'd love to do a West Europe tour, you know, France, Italy, UK... and I have my cousin living in Barcelona, so the dream might actually come true some day. But first I have plans to visit Peru and Mexico.

Blog Established: 2018.

Followers: 122, and I love each and every single one of you <3 (except the bots, gtfo)

Random Fact: I do Simpsons references ALL. THE. TIME. It's a regional thing, seeing how much Latin Americans love the show. On my IRL friends group, if you don't speak in Simpsons references, chances are you'll be isolated from the conversation.

Bonus fact: I'm the type of guy that loves sharing knowledge and specially music with everyone. Want a Sonic track? Here's one for ya! Want a videogame track? I'm a big fan of this game, and the remastered OST is orgasmic. Want a rock-pop song from my country? Try this song (I went to their live show in November and my mind was simply blown away when they played that song)

Now the hard part, I don't know who I want to tag, and I don't want them to feel forced to do it, but I'd like to see @waywardcollectionchai and @yvanixrose try it. You are free to decline, and everyone else can do it on their own without being tagged, so, much love to y'all <3

[chershorowitzsarchive-blog]

because i’m unoriginal and i need some organization in my life i’m gonna follow jess and chris cause why not? anyway this is what’s up my kids. let’s play if we haven’t? everything’s bound to change cause who needs end games lmao.

alexandra sophia ford ;; fc dove cameron // fairwoods very own elle woods/cher horowitz she’s smart as f but in an unconventional way? senior, seventeen, in another life she was luna lovegood or alice from alice in wonderland. ray of sunshine lives in a bubble of happiness and is basically a princess, little sister which is a role she takes very seriously like don’t come near her brother she’ll bark? anyways her brother is jace ford... her family’s name and money and what not has grown very respected over the years and you know they have hella money. she’s art club president, year book editor and into music like HARD CORE into musicals and disney. she loves art, van gogh , monet, she wants to travel the world collecting art and photography and someday opening her own art gallery and all that. she’s set to attend yale like her brother did before her ect... hasn’t gotten the full effect of “ family duties “ yet. proud mother of a kitten whose name is dinah.

friends, someone who plays pranks on her just to see what happens? no ex anythings she’s pure as hell lmao, but she could have had someone who tried flirting her once and she didn’t get it. 

gemma diane rhodes ;; fc amber heard // twenty six, beautiful, vindictive and and richer than you. she’s an heiress to a diamond cartel her family controls 30% of the world’s diamonds and well basically she’s been sleeping on a gold mattress her entire life. vain, a bit shallow and is totally disconnected with the world around her unless it like benefits her in some way. she’s engaged to jason ford, they went to yale together, gemma is cunning as hell  she has a major in business like girl is a shark tbh. all she wants to do in life is make money, and surround herself with those who will make MONEY for her. she has a heart somewhere, it’s just dead cause she doesn’t use it.  she’s basically the picture of the perfect lady.

acquaintances, people she’s known through her social activities,  an ex or two? someone she had feelings for and then left him because u know she wanted bigger things etc. 

areli augusta echavarria ;; fc selena gomez // seventeen, senior she’s half spanish / half mexican her father is from spain and her mother is from mexico city. her father is a big time record producer, he’s like a ceo of a record company and her mother inherited tons of money. she’s your resident serena vanderwoodsen, an emotional mess with a volatile relationship with mum who’s been married like 3 times, she’s going for a 4th. a big sister to a seven year old brother and well she fell for her best friend’s boyfriend and they had a thing behind her back. 

bad influence ( think georgina sparks ), hook ups and past ex boyfriends or guys she’s dated. an enemy, and well basically someone to challenge her and help her pull out of her bubble even more because she’s done with the whole high social circle crowd her mom runs with. a future step sibling? their parents are getting married, they high key don’t see eye to eye but it’s family so you do everything for family. 

finnley xander gray ;; fc richard madden // twenty eight, english - literature professor at fairwood high and best selling author. he attended yale and was majoring in business when he decided that it wasn’t what he wanted to do so he basically turned his back on what his parents wanted for him and said goodbye to the family money, although he’s just made more than enough on his own but he’s really low key about it.  resident hoe TBH he can’t keep it in his pants, he likes women lots and lots of them LMAO. he’s basically mark sloan. 

ex hook ups of any kind, an enemy someone who thinks he’s full of himself and can’t deal with his ass. friends u know that stuff. 

james daniel cunningham ;; fc grant gustin // eighteen, resident animal lover he works at the pet shelter and is basically newt scamander he relates to animals more than he does to human beings. he’s really kind, loyal and hard working he’s a hufflepuff like 100%, will hit you with random animal and most importantly dog facts. really passionate about helping the earth’s environment so he’s a vegan and will keep you from eating a chicken nugget. mom’s the town doctor / surgeon she’s a heart surgeon  half brother to uriah, his dad is a messy ass deal and he doesn’t know him doesn’t want to. wren is his cousin/ big brother and he loves him to bits. 

friends, someone he tutors, but like not really he mostly does their homework for them because well he doesn’t have the heart to speak up. a bully of sorts, anyone who wants to shove his head in a toilet from time to time DO IT. 

sebastian rodrigo maradona ;; fc theo james // twenty eight, ex soccer superstar he was injured used to play soccer professionally. spanish, he’s now the high school soccer coach. too serious for his own good hardly smiles and he’s really passionate about the sport, and he loves his girls to death like he’s protective over the girls on the team.

friends, best friends, hook ups, a girlfriend maybe? future romance idk, just someone who makes him not be so serious all the time lmao. 

riley daphne moore ;; fc emma watson // twenty four, ace of cakes runner up and local town superstar her bakery kind of exploded after she was on the show and she’s had multiple offers to make it a franchise but she hasn’t accepted any of them yet. high key thinks that her cupcakes and cakes are the solution to all of the world’s problems and she will feed anyone who lets her and even if they don’t lmao. big mama bear instincts, protective of the people she cares for and will probably go over board with such protection and she’s really not flexible, doesn’t take no for an answer about ANYTHING at all, stubborn and prone to ranting  loves coffee and is a sarcastic twit a lot of the time. 

exes, friends, a potential business partner, someone who works in her shop like a teenager from the high school you know all that stuff. 

athena margaeret pearce ;; fc carlson young // sixteen, sophomore, bixsexual loves everyone tbh she’s a hoe. she has a sex tape with someone or more than one someone. she’s a jock, loves soccer but she’s drunk 24/7 she and her dad have a terrible rl, her mother committed suicide  when she was in ninth grade so that’s kind of what’s set her off she’s determined to feel everything and do as much as she can because she wants to feel alive. so basically one of those i’ll do everything once kind of people. she’s difficult though, cares about a few and will hardly let anyone in but when she does she’s loyal to death. she lashes out and will self destruct when things don’t go her way. terrified of commitment and someone loving her, she just doesn’t think that’s real.

hook ups, exes, enemies, a good influence which she doesn’t want lmao treats them awfully, an ex whose heart she broke by cheating or idk something like that. 

emma charlotte richards ;; fc nina dobrev // twenty two, hella gay but doesn’t know it, she’s a police officer in training all about the rules and has a big moral compass a good heart and she just wants to help. doesn’t have much of a life outside of her police duty so she’s always lost with current events but she’ll speak to anyone just don’t flirt with her she don’t know LMAO

someone who makes her realize she’s gay, friends, an ex she dated who kind of figured it out but you know hasn’t really told her he just let her break up with him. someone she busts for things constantly and well is basically a pain in their ass lmao. 

isabella cathernie reynolds ;; fc liz gillies // eighteen, senior, navy brat she just moved to town she’s invisible for the most part and she hates it. she’s intelligent but she’s really high strung her walls are up 24/7 because she doesn’t want to get attached if she’s just gonna leave, hella loyal, really causal about the dating game unless she’s crushing that’s when she’s a disaster. basically she’s paris geller lmao. 

since she new, ANYTHING is game just give me all the things. 

connor nathaniel whitaker ;; fc dom sherwood // eighteen, senior, resident baskebtall superstar he’s going to duke on a basketball scholarship and he wants to play for the nba in the future. his father owns a car dealership in town so they are well off and well basically he’s a jock wth a bad reputation. isn’t much for being to others and mistrusts almost anyone he meets. 

exes, hookups, enemies, you know the whole THING do it. a good influence maybe? a best friend and all the nice things.