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Space Daddies The Mandalorian/ GOTG crossover fanfic.

The blazing sun beat down on the sand of the desert planet where the crashed ship lay in a smoking heap, random sparks and electrical popping sounds filling the air.  Three survivors; a large man, a raccoon and a small tree creature stood a distance away from the ship watching it in dismay.

“We’re stuck here!” Rocket ranted.  “In the middle of nowhere!  We’re stuck here on this desert litter box of a planet and it’s your fault!”  He kicked up a cloud of sand toward Drax in anger, “All that bragging about knowing how to fly now and you almost got us killed!”

“I never said I knew how to fly well; I know enough.”  Drax balled up his fists and glowered down at the raccoon, “We wouldn’t be here if you would have just listened to Quill.”

“Oh yeah, listen to Quill. His idea was stupid and would have had us killed on the spot.”

“Well it was better than what you have done.  That flight squadron chased us because you stole the infant prince’s bejeweled sucking toy!  Who steals from a baby!”  Drax kicked sand back at Rocket, his cloud larger, causing Rocket to wince and hide his eyes with wracking coughs.

“Yeah well, no baby needs to be calmed by anything with that many gems stuck all over it!”  He choked out, blinking hard from the sand, “It was a choking hazard.”  He looked over at little Groot who was chasing a small mouse-like creature, “And I thought that Groot would like it.”  He admitted sullenly.

Drax pointed at Rocket, “HA! I knew it!  You steal for the little tree now!  You love him and provide for him in inappropriate ways!”

Rocket looked up indignantly, “Well of course I love him!  He’s my friend… or was my friend.”  He sighed and threw up his hands in defeat, “He’s my friend’s baby alright??”

“No I mean you love him like the tender love a father feels for his child!  You feel paternal love!  You’ve gone soft!”  Drax’s bellow of a laugh rang through the area as he sat down in the shade the ship gave off and squinted up at the bright sky.  “It is a blissful feeling.”  He said thoughtfully, becoming lost in his memories of his own long gone beloved family.

“I am Groot!”  Groot ran up to Drax and held out the creature he caught, his thin branches wrapping around it tighter to hold it still.

Drax wiped a tear from his eye and smiled down warmly at the little plant creature, taking it gently into his hand.  “Thank you, that is a wonderful pet although I prefer something more menacing with more teeth and claws.”

Groot shook his head, “I am Groot.”

Rocket rolled his eyes, “He says that’s for us to eat.”  Shaking his head, he watched Groot scamper off after another mouse.  “Don’t go far, the sun is setting!”  He called after him.

After some time, the sun was nearly completely set as Drax and Rocket sat quietly, albeit impatiently for help to arrive.

“Gamora will be here soon for us and we can go home.  I am famished.”  He nodded to himself in self-reassurance.

“So eat that thing Groot brought you.”  Rocket sniped.

“It may have parasites.” Drax shuddered.  “Once I move my bowels I will have room for a large meal later and then a long nap.”

“Why do you have to be so blunt?  Nobody needs to know that.”

Drax crossed his arms, “I’m sorry if my body offends you.”

“It offends me! Your big mouth offends me!”  Rocket picked up a piece of broken ship and threw it as hard as he could, “This goddamn planet offends me!”

“I think you should go calm yourself and come back when you feel more like talking nicely to me” Drax muttered.

“I think you should go f—” He looked around suddenly, “Where’s Groot?”

“He’s still out looking for things I think, oh wait, here he comes.”  They stood and walked toward the tiny tree.  Something his size was wrapped up in his branches and he was stumbling between steps as he hurried to show them his find.

“I am Groot!”

“What the hell is that? Groot what did you do?”

“I am Groot!”  The tree said proudly, putting the little green creature down.  Drax and Rocket stared wordlessly, taking it in.  It was as tall as Groot, green, and had only three fingers on each hand.  His head was dusted in the finest pale hair and it wore a strange beige robe of sorts and had large dark brown eyes. What made the creature even more curious looking were its enormous triangular ears jutting out from its head. The wiggled as it looked up at the pair and blinked a few times, before cooing softly, smiling at them.

Groot nodded to it and smiled, “I am Groot.”  The little green child babbled back and then laughed.

Drax blinked back, his eyebrow raised as he stared, “It’s... adorable...”  He whispered in awe.

“Yeah, and something whose angry mother is going to be looking for it.”  Rocket quipped boredly, “Groot go put it back.”

Groot frowned as he grabbed the green child’s three fingered hand, “I am GROOT!”  The two stood looking up at Rocket, both pairs of large dark eyes shining in the last remaining light of the day.

“He is not your friend, he needs to go home.”  Rocket said firmly, “Just get rid of it, Gamora will be here soon. We need to build a fire and wait for them.”

Drax walked up to the child and knelt down in front of him, eyes widening with glee as the child raised his arms to him.  The man squealed, “He gave me uppy arms!  Did you see that??  He wants me to hold him!”

“So then hold him, I don’t care, just help me figure out what to do now.  He looked over from searching through his utility bag and his jaw dropped in annoyance, “Oh come on!  We can’t take that with us.”

Drax snuggled the child up in his arms under his chin, “He’s so small and the simply huge eyes and ears are just intoxicating!  I’m bringing him, he will be my son like Groot is yours.”

Almost immediately after he declared the child his, a blaster shot rang out and hit next to Drax’s feet.

“Yeah that’s not happening.” The man in the helmet said, his voice calm yet menacing as he came out of the shadows.

In a heartbeat, Rocket had a pistol drawn and Drax had his knife held at the ready.

“Hey pal, if my friend here wants to adopt a freakish looking bat-eared kid then he’s going to.” Rocket snarled.

The man in the helmet kept his stance, “Except that bat-eared kid is mine and if you hurt me, you anger him and you’re not going to want to anger him.”

“Oh please, I’ve heard that line before.”  Rocket rolled his eyes.

“Why do you wear a helmet?” Drax inquired loudly, “Are you ugly? I’ll bet the grown version of your species is hideous, that would explain why the babies are so amazingly appealing!”

The man shook his head, “We’re not the same species. I’m a human; a mandalorian.”  He nodded toward the child who was waving at him and patting Drax’s neck happily.  “I don’t know what he is.”

“Manda what now?” Rocket asked with a sneer.

“Mandalorian!”  He snapped impatiently.  “Just give me my kid and we’ll be on our way, no harm done.”

“I am Groot!”  Groot ran up to the Mandalorian and looked up at him with a dark glare.  “I AM GROOT!” His small branches began to grow in threat.

“He says you ain’t going anywhere with his friend.  Sorry pal, you need to get lost.”

The mandalorian cocked his head to the side, “You’re talking tree seems angry.”

“Oh he is.  He’s my kid and you don’t want to see him when he’s angry either.”

The pair stood facing off, their fingers heavy on the triggers.  Drax stood holding the baby in one arm and the knife in the other, lowering it slightly.  He looked from the man to the raccoon and back, beginning to laugh. “Your children are so ridiculously delightful, as a protective parent, I would kill for them both as well.”  He let the child down and watched as he started to toddle over to the man.  “Go to your father little one.”

The child held onto the man’s leg and looked back at Drax then up at the man. Groot turned back to Rocket, “I am Groot.”  He stated firmly, retracting his branches.

“Well he’s pointing his at me, what am I supposed to do, let him shoot me??”

The man rolled his eyes and lowered his rifle, “I just want to get back to my ship with my son.  I’m not looking for any trouble.”

“Well neither are we!” Rocket shouted in agreement.

“I just want to hug that lovable green baby again!”  Drax gushed.

Groot looked at the child and hugged him.  The child giggled and then noticed a small mouse creep near the fire.  He toddled over quickly and made short work of catching it and gulping it down.

“I am Groot!”  Groot laughed and spied another mouse, pointing it out then reaching a growing branch toward it to grab quickly.  He retracted his branch and held the mouse to the child who took it and ate eagerly.

“Ha!  Look at the little predators!”  Drax admired, “You both should be so proud of your sons!”

“Yeah yeah.” Rocket muttered, giving Groot a loving smile.

“He’s something else.” The Mandalorian admitted, his voice soft, sharing the same smile for his own little one.

***

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[thenerdyhooker]

Ladies and gents, the story is posted and Happy Birthday to Jake! ;)

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Losers (2010), Jake Jensen - Fandom, The Losers Rating: Explicit Relationships: Jake Jensen & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Jake Jensen, Claire (OFC)

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[thenerdyhooker]

READERS AND FOLLOWERS!

I’m back on the writing horse with the best crossover story idea ever!  Posting later tonight or tomorrow at the latest.  Stay tuned!

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[thenerdyhooker]

I FINALLY had time to post the last chapter of the story!  The entire story is on AO3 now for your viewing pleasure.

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: The Losers (2010), The Losers - All Media Types, Jake Jensen - Fandom Relationships: Jake Jensen/Original Female Character(s), Jolene/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous Characters: Jake Jensen, Claire (OFC), Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Jolene (The Losers), Franklin Clay, William Roque Additional Tags: NSFW, army ball, military ball, Sex, Oral Sex, Doggy Style, Forced Orgasm, Engagement, Fluff and Humor, Humor, Jake jensen and ofc, The Losers - Freeform, Jake Jensen - Freeform, Songfic Series: Part 32 of Jensen and Claire: A Loser's Humorous Love Story

Jake and Claire attend the military ball together, and Jake has an important surprise up his sleeve for her.

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I posted my forever taglist.  If anyone wants off/on just letme know and I’ll fix it. :)

[thenerdyhooker]

Friends, readers and followers!

New Jake Jensen story goes up on AO3 tonight!  Link to site can be found in description on my page here.

[thenerdyhooker]

So close to finishing getting the older stuff uploaded and the brand spanking new stuff up!   Once again, I only have a forever tag list at the moment so if you want on or off of the list, give a shout. :)

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake Jensen & Original Female Character(s), Jake Jensen and Claire (ofc) Characters: Jake Jensen, Claire (OFC), Hannah (OFC)

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[thenerdyhooker]

Here ya go @magellan-88!  Also just catching some folk up before I get this new story posted.

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers & Original Female Character(s), Tony Stark & Pepper Potts Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Joanna (ofc) - Character, Carla (ofc), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton Additional Tags: NSFW, Sex, Reunion, Office Sex, Morning Sex, Humor, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Captain America - Freeform, Nipple Play, Cuddling, Oral Sex, Fellatio, handjob, blowjob, Alternate Universe, Interracial Relationship, PoC, Steve Rogers and poc, Female Character of Color, poc ofc, Captain america and poc, Bwwm, Biracial Character Series: Part 4 of Steve and Joanna: The Avengers/ ofc fan fiction

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[thenerdyhooker]

Chapter two is finally up!   @magellan-88 @omegamaggie-rp @crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons  @lightoftheluna ​ @queenpinoftheeast @tone-deaf-bard and anyone else who wants to read the story.  :)

Chapters: 2/? Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

[thenerdyhooker]

(You, Thor, and your family celebrate the holiday with good friends, good cheer and a fair amount of mischievous Loki.)

I know it’s not Christmas, but I love Thor and his family so much!

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[thenerdyhooker]

Hey friends and readers!

Hey hey everyone!  It’s been a while since I’ve written anything, but who here remembers me and @thenorthremembersalways (also written under her name @sparklingstarsandmoonbeams ) stories about JJ and Haley?  I have a new story coming up if anyone is interested in the adorable idiots and their lovey adventures.  And yes I’m finally finishing the story where JJ finds out about his sister dating his best friend in secret.  :)

Here’s their link to catch you up if you’re not sure you remember them, lol!  

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[thenerdyhooker]

IT’S HAPPENING!  After a longtime coming, the next chapter is be posted soon!

Summary:

Joanna receives a file containing mysterious family photos and letters from an old friend which causes her to seek Tony Stark for help to figure them out. When she digs too deep, dangerous secrets come out that cause trouble for her as well as the Avengers.

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[thenerdyhooker]

Here ya go @queenpinoftheeast! Chapters: 20/20 Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Series: Part 1 of Steve and Joanna: The Avengers/ ofc fan fiction Summary:

Joanna Brewster is a busy woman at Stark Industries with no time for play or love. Will a visit from Steve Rogers finally teach her to relax and enjoy life a little more or will complications with their jobs get in the way of a potential romance?

Warning: Some chapters contains NSFW/ NC17 material of a graphic adult nature.

[thenerdyhooker]

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Original Work, Original Fiction - Fandom Rating: Explicit

JJ and Haley take a long needed trip to the mountains with friends before the fall semesters begin. The couple discuss becoming intimate finally.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Thor/ original fictional character Characters: Thor (Marvel), Maggie (OFC), Iggy (ofc), Arna (ofc), Sif (Marvel) Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Dark Magic, Asgard, Birth, Childbirth, difficult birth, A/B/O, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Thor, Alpha thor/ omega OFC, Heartbreak, Shapershifters, Shapeshifter Thor Summary:

Thor's about to be a father for the second time when his firstborn daughter is threatened by dark forces. Will he be able to rescue her before pure Evil takes her from him? For @magellan-88.  I hope I do Maggie justice in the story.

(I tagged the people in Thor and Maggie’s world but if anyone would like to be tagged in the story, just let me know.)

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[thenerdyhooker]

Relationships: Henry Cavill/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Henry Cavill, Chris Evans (Actor), Brooke Shaw (ofc), Gal Gadot Summary: Brooke Shaw is now married to Henry Cavill with a new baby. Seeing her ex boyfriend, Chris Evans at an awards show brings back old feelings she gets off of her chest once and for all. Note:  Absolutely no ill intent was meant toward Chris Evans as he is written as not the greatest boyfriend to Brooke in the past.

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