#thenaaa....

[trucygoose]

hellooooo what's your favorite transfem headcanon from my post :3

my top three are probably edgeworth (it means SO MUCH to me as a genderfluid person, and also it's just very interesting to explore edgeworth from this side, and I always loved femworth (the concept of him as a woman)), maya (I've seriously have this hc for foreverrr, from even since before I've been on tumblr, it was the beginning of my existence in the ace attorney fandom, when I haven't even watched all the games walk-throughs yet; my sibling went "phoenix is a trans man" and I went "well then maya is trans too!!" and fleshed it out in my head more as I went), and simon (6ft tall women save me. also her story is already so so interesting and it would be even better if she was a woman)

ATHENA CYKESSS 🔥🔥🔥GOD you are SO right about her!!! I think I also just have a bias for her sheer awesomeness but yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah trans athena will always be 💖💖to me

I especially love winter, seb, and verity also

[osaemu]

Hihihihi how have u been 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🌷

THENAAAAA HAI HAI 💌💌 ive been alright, today i have another tournament so ima be a bit busy but at least its only for one day! how are uuu <3

[yourloverfromthepast]

Ikaris: Crap, Thena's losing control again!

Kingo: Shit, GILGAMESH!

*Gilgamesh enters the room carrying you on one shoulder*

Phastos: Why the hell did you bring them here???

Gilgamesh, placing you down in front of Thena: Just watch man

Y/n, smiling: Thenaaa! *hugs her*

Thena:

...

Babyyyy! *hugs them back*

Kingo to Gil: Thank you brother, you saved us as always!

Phastos: I- what did just happen?

Ikaris: I won't ask.

[nighttimewitchgirl]

Nyx, I know I'm younger than you, but if you ever want me to help you or teach you something and Wanda isn't available, tell me yeah? I just, I feel like maybe I should be more there for my siblings and stuff and like- anyways, I'm rambling. So yeah, that.

-@karmaisabitchandsoami2

Hey thenaaa (and karmy☺️{can i call them that?})

I know,love. And the same goes the other way, if you need me ill be here🫶

[kamisathoes]

thenaaa !! thinking about soft lazy sex with diluc <333 :(( when you're laying ontop his warm, burly chest, face hidden in the crook of his neck. his strong arms are wrapped around your waist as he lazily thrusts his fat cock up into you <33333

pls pls pls this is one of my biggest diluc thoughts !!!!! i can't even expand on this one it's hard to type with one hand ehe

pls i just wanna snuggle up to him nd let him breed me <3 his hair is so so so so so soft too (it gets everywhere bc of how bushy it is) and feels delightful against your skin as you place little butterfly kisses into that sweet piece of skin connecting his neck and shoulders <33 he's so gentle and it's always a feat to take him, even after you've been with him so many times <333 he knows just the way you make your gushy cunt mold perfectly around him nd have his prominent veins brushing over your sweet spots !!

god please i'm down astronomically bad i would say i want diluc to fuck me dumb but it wouldn't even be that hard </33 literally just one touch n he can have me creaming for him <3

[persephadees]

LO 199 EP commentary

ATHENAAA, GODDESSSS

The owl in the background shouldn’t have made me laugh by just standing there

THOSE SYMBOL THINGS IDK WHAT HUT THATS THE THING RACHEL DROPPED ON HER TWITTER 👀👀

HESTIA HAS BEEN IN A COMA IN 9 YEARS ????? HELLO??????? the way Athena has been counting bruh 😭

ah a glimpse of war sibling moments, and as always Ares being a dumbass

Athena catching onnnn

SAY IT THENAAA

OI U CANNOT DROP THAT IMAGERY WITH HADES IN FLOWERS STOPP

AND HAVE HIM CONNECT TO KRONOS SHUT 

CHEERINF ATHENA PUTTING SENSE INTO HIM BLESS THO

oh god here we goooo 

Cant forget about little ole Hermes… or Kronos I guess

wtf

sir YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN LMAO

“Nope don’t like that!” Girl I love you so much, im glad ur catching on 😭😂

What in the woRLD

I HATW THIS I HATE I HATTTE

AYO???

SHOULD I OR SHOULD I NOT CHEER TGAT ZEUS CAME

[sanoluvs]

Hi ZOZO I hope ur doing well !!

hi thenaaa

by well do u mean having my friend do my hair and making it look….

[luminecho]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THENAAA ATHENA THENA

[inwhichiramble]

[MAJOR ETERNALS SPOILERS AHEAD]

[though I’m probably like the last person to see it lol]

My thoughts watching Eternals:

Oooh Star Wars intro

Why is Mesopotamia so dry, it’s literally called the Fertile Crescent??? Idk whatever lol

So many names holy cow

Wait Dane x Sersi is pretty cute but this is so early I’m worried

Okay Babylon, fun

WHAT

IT’S BEEN 5 MINUTES

How am I supposed to root for Ikaris x Sersi when we JUST established that he left her??

THEY GOT MARRIED I’M SORRY W H A T

Ooop not the car ride that’s awkward

… wait can they die

WHAT

Oh man

That Cap shield on the plane!!!! Do they have a bunch of artifacts or something??

Gilga-mess 😭😂

“Thor used to follow me around when he was a kid” 😭😭 Where are my ancient Eternals with Asgardians headcanons and fics????

Ikaris saying he could lead the Avengers ☠️

“There is no Olympia” yeah I knew something was fishy here

Not Arashim getting more sus by the minute ✋

Wait so Thanos lowkey helped delay the Emergence?? Oop—

Not Sprite having an eternal crush on Ikaris 😭 Aah my poor girl

“You’re breaking up?” Gosh man don’t sound so excited lol

I was about to be like those are some weak excuses buddy but then the deviant was like YEET ☠️😂

NOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

ARE YOU SERIOUS

I feel like Jack was calling me out because for a hot second I really thought Ikaris was way too similar to Superman 😂 Also apparently DC is MCU canon but it’s fictional? Love that for them😂

Y’allllll I really want to like Druikkarri but I’m not seeing it yet 😫

So global warming is because of the Emergence, apparently? 😐

I KNEW I DIDN’T LIKE HIM

Yoooo if Pietro could have met Makkari they would have been bestiesss

NOT SPRITE TOO

You know what, nvm, I can get behind Druikkari

Oh shoot

Good job not taking that knife out, Sersi

YOOO THENAAA MY QUEEN

Ikaris: *yeets into the sun* Me: Aw, fulfilling the legend are ye? Okay bye 👋

*Bucky seeing Tiamut on the news*: Yup. That’s it. Nothing can surprise me anymore. Sam, wake me up when something actually interesting happens.

Gosh, when I finally thought this was over… Arashim you creep

Still love Dane tho

And then, here it is, the only part of the movie that was spoiled for me…. hello, Harry.

DANE NO

Final thoughts:

Holyyy cow that was a movie. It was a good movie, and while it wasn’t my favorite and probably wouldn’t even make my Marvel top 10… I can respect it. The visuals were pretty cool, as was the lore and the acting. I imagine I would have enjoyed it more if I had comic book knowledge of the Eternals, because it was just really hard to keep track of everyone, and with half of them dying it just felt like they had so much more MCU potential. I dunno. But I did enjoy it, and I hope we’ll see more of them in the future 😌 Thanks for coming on the ride with me!

[xianoii]

happy valentines day !! i hope you have a wonderful day <3

i do not understand what this is implying, i just thought the picture was funny

THENAAA BABIEEE THANK U SNOOKIESSS <33 i hope u do too, nd if not cmere i’ll give u smm lovin hehe

[cnnamonrolls]

Fav eternal?

thenaaa

[osaemu]

Hi my bae I hope ur doing good 🫶🏾

hai thenaaa ! mwah mwah u too love 💌

[cupidhq]

“How y’all livin’, it’s the one and only ATHENA HOUSTON from RIVERSIDE, CA. I’m 24 years old and I came to find the one.” She is HETEROSEXUAL and is a WELL KNOWN INFLUENCER back at home. She is a BACH and is CLOSED.

❥ WHO I AM

+ Debonair, Captivating, Benevolent

- Rigid, Boisterous, Pugnacious

❥ WHAT I LIKE/DISLIKE

+ Cleanliness, Nice Smile, Can Cook

- Stench, Laziness, Obnoxiousness

❥ FOLLOW ME

~ ig: @thena.szn

~ twitter: @thenaaa - i don’t want ya man, i want ya daddy #stepmomvibez

❥ IN DEPTH

In her former years, Athena had to learn the hard way that life comes at you fast. Her family fell into the middle class category until her father got mixed up with the wrong people and went broke when she was around 9 years of age. From that point on, their lives spiraled out of control going from homelessness to separation. Transitioning from a semi-pampered princess wasn’t an easy feat, but struggles she experienced taught her how to get it out the mud. Now she’s a big time Instagram influencer and YouTuber, slowly but surely creating her own brand and living her best extra life.

Secret: My ex is blackmailing me with our very raunchy sex tape. I pay him monthly in hush money.

“Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she'll conquer the world.” -Marilyn Monroe

[nighttimewitchgirl]

QUEEN?! OF WHERE?! OH MY GODS WOWWW

CONGRATSS THENAAA

Girl don't leave me alone in this hellhole, answer when you're back <3

--@karmas-a-bitch-and-so-am-i

IM BACC BIATCHHHH

Sorry i went on a little break-a-roo

[kamisathoes]

Thenaaa be carefuuul ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

Lemme kith your head where you hit it how did that even happen :c

- Sigh

. . . i moved and forget there was a wall there. i could ice it, probably won't. just having a dumb day really.

[i23kazu]

Hiii Ying I hope ur doing well! Have u seen the new harbingers they look so freaking cool!! <33

HI THENAAA omg i DID and very politely.. pierro can do ANYTHING to me. so can arlecchino. they are so hot