#then you hear about him cheating on his wife with an imp guy

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At least a few people other than Blitzø had to acknowledge Stolas as objectively pretty attractive, right? Like, tall, willowy, quiet, well-read, the exact brand of sad wet cat energy that makes fangirls go wild with rabid lust, his own hidden rabid lust, earnest dorky nature once he's comfortable. They only backed off because Stella was there and would've absolutely mauled them for trying to get with her husband (not like she ever wanted him but still)

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Helluva Boss Theory: How Stolas & Stella Were Both In The Wrong

[Note: If You Haven’t Watched Season 2 Episode 1 yet, please watch it before reading this........but only you are the proper age, because that show isn’t for kids, and parents shouldn’t scapegoat and realize it isn’t the mature content that’s to truly blame, I might of mention before that I said the son of “b” word when I was just a baby, well maybe close to being a toddler, I can’t really place the full blame on the guy on tv who said it first, it should be my family who should be held responsible for me hearing and repeating that word.....also this will have some form of language aka slightly bad words...but some will be censored.]         

first I want to say, we can’t just assume that Stella did nothing wrong...

well the Fanon versions of her might of not, and might have a better relationship with their version of Stolas...

but Stella has verbally abused Stolas and even if we don’t know if she has physically abused him, Stolas had put up with her bull because he wanted to give Octavia a normal life.

out of anything that came out of the marriage between Stolas and Stella, Octavia was the one good thing that Stella gave Stolas.

Stella could of been brought up in a broken home, and her treatment of Stolas could of been seen as normal wife and husband relationship.

Stella’s Mother might of been in Stolas’s shoes, but instead of just verbal abuse, it was both that and physical abuse.

Stella’s Mother might of been the opposite of her children and husband, being kind and loving, as well as generous, this is of course a fan theory of course.

but one day Stella’s Father caught Stella’s Mom sleeping with a Imp.

Stella’s Father could of made it so that he was the “Good Guy” and Full Victim.

and Stella’s Father could of tried to kill Stella’s Mom, but he could of only had her wounded, and the Imps who worked for and were loyal Stella’s Mom, had lied to Stella’s Father about her being dead.

Stella might of learned that if a spouse cheats, you have to hire someone to get rid of them.

for all we know she might of learned this from her Father or Mother depending on which one of them was the abusive one and cheated and had a affair.

Stolas might of been in the wrong in having a affair, but nothing he did was good enough when he was trying to make it work with Stella and trying to hide the poor relationship from his daughter.

Octavia was shielded from the truth and it’s possible she was made to believe that her parents did have romantic feelings for each other and it was ruined when Stolas betrayed Stella.

but even if Stolas did betray Stella, he did try to make the marriage work for Octavia’s sake, because he loves his daughter and she was the one good thing that came out of the union between himself and Stella.

yes in some part, Stella has a right to be mad that Stolas had affair...

but it doesn’t mean she hasn’t done anything wrong, because before Stolas did something wrong, he tried to do something right by trying to make the marriage between himself and Stella work.

but nothing was good enough for her, and she kept verbally abusing him.

Stolas had put up with her abuse for Octavia, and it’s possible before the affair, Stella’s bad mouthing of Stolas was kept away from Octavia or when she was around in the same room, Stella had to do a playful insult act, but when Octavia left the room she would go all out on Stolas with the insults.

 Stolas’s first love was Blitz, and he hadn’t even officially met Stella yet when they were arranged to be married.

 I do wonder how Stella’s brother will act when he hears about the divorce between his sister and soon to be ex-brother-in-law...?

well it is possible he will side with his sister.

I still want to call him by the nickname “Andy” because it just seems to fit him.

if Asmodeus Jr. can be called “Ozzie” than Stella’s Brother Andrealphus 

can be called Andy, but could also have the nickname Andrea.

but it be funny if Stella’s Brother who loves to be called Andrea, turns out to hate being called Andy, and will get annoyed and even mad if Stolas or Ozzie or anyone else, calls him by that nickname.

like he could be fine with the nickname Andrea, and he could prefer it.

but call him Andy and you better be ready to be turned to Ice with a cold stare.

also there is a reason why I call Ozzie “Asmodeus Jr.���

it’s because his Dad could be Asmodeus Sr....

which ya can thank the info I read about Asmoday aka Other Asmodeus and my new view of him being “Asmodeus Jr.” for the theory that Ozzie is the son of Asmodeus Sr.

you know if both are gonna go by Asmodeus, ya might as well make sure they don’t get confused with each other.

and besides the song "10 Things I Hate About You" by Leah Kate, matching most of the Ficto-Counterparts of Asmodeus/Ozzie.

the song “The Boy Who Murdered Love” By Diana Vickers.

Asmodeus may encourage my desire, but then he put the arrow in my back.

even if the theory about Asmodeus aka Ozzie being the son of Asmodeus Sr. who could be a Fallen Angel....

could be possibly true, we know there will be some differences in the counterparts in the Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel from the ones that we know from info either in a Book or the internet.

also if someone did end up having a crush on both Fizzarolli and Ozzie,

the song that would fit that would be "So In Love With Two" by Mikaila.

and I guess I am a little weird to admit that I might have a small crush on both of them, but it isn’t like I’m the only one right...?

well guess no one would of seen the day that a Earth Angel would end up having a crush on the ficto-version of Embodiment Of Lust.

well I am more of a Defective Earth Angel, meaning I don’t work like the Other Earth Angels at 100%....

blame it on my Soul’s Genetics....

plus besides the whole Incubus encounter and touch that scared me awake that time, might of not seen them but I felt it and it pretty much scared me awake.

it was like dark, I was on my back and it was like something between awake and still sleeping, maybe like being self aware.

and then something happen that scared me awake.

and that is why I started to wear bracelets when I sleep, but I got the dream-catcher I got now to protect me from being lured by lust energy from humans.

I still think my bracelets helped with making me self-aware when I was in the someone’s dream, and there is a possibility I could always dream-walk but not fully know it....

like if there is some form of lust energy, it could put someone in a trance and start to dream-walk and they wouldn’t be fully in control.

and if they do see through their own eyes, they wouldn’t be control of their dream-self’s body.

don’t know if Verosika Mayday can dream-walk or not, but we know she can cast some kind of lust spell on those who hear her sing, but that doesn’t mean every human would fall under her spell, because I believe there are some who can still be immune to her charms, and one’s who are the most of the 100% would be immune would be human children. 

anyway it be like her powers but like it being the opposite.

plus once you are made aware of it, you want to try to protect yourself when you sleep, not just from Incubus, but also Other Humans.

and maybe from some Angels as well.

I guess I could be a bit paranoid, but better safe than sorry.

maybe I should get a creep away foam bat, throw some salt on it, like pray for the The Great Goddess/Earthly Mother’s Protection and if any Angel tries any funny business, and most of them could be new Watcher Angels for all I know...

I will swing the foam bat, I wouldn’t do that to a human or a precious fluffy baby.

but they have fully ethereal bodies right...?

the matter between the mortal organic matter and the ethereal matter could be different, even if Angels could use some form of matter programing in their ethereal bodies to make their bodies organic.

but if I have to use a bat, even if it is a foam bat, I will swing it like my Nonbinary Maidenhood depended on it!

 if I have to program the foam bat to protect me from Watcher Angels from trying to get fresh with me.

even if it is just a thought at the moment, and might be wishful thinking....

but if I had to use a foam bat against some Masculine Angels just to protect myself, then I will.

 anyway back to the whole Stolas and Stella and how their relationship was broken from the start....

even if it might turn out that Stella might of deluded herself in thinking her and Stolas had the perfect relationship and her bad mouthing him to her friends was normal spouse behavior, I mean I guess it would be if both sides were in on the joke and knew the other was only playfully joking.

but Stolas did try to make the marriage with Stella work, and I guess he could of tried to fall in love with her despite the verbal abuse and mockery she throws at him.

but he couldn’t bring himself to love her, and he had to keep Octavia in the dark on what was really going on between him and Stella.

even if he didn’t mean to hurt Stella, by cheating on her...

and it isn’t like it was planned, but even if Stella was a Guy and Stolas was a Gal, I’m still going to view Stolas as the full victim, even if he might of been in the wrong in cheating on Stella, but she was a verbally abusive “c” word.

 even if Doctor Psycho had NO right to call his Ex-Wife the “C” word...

but maybe Wonder-Woman or at least the Harley Quinn Series version of her, might of had that coming....and excuse me but it is possible that the whole island that Wonder-Woman and her fellow Amazonian, might be full of Toxic-Feminism “C-Word” Heads.

Toxic-Femininity and Toxic-Masculinity, can pretty much suck.

 Ivy is perhaps only maybe Toxic-Feminine maybe only a little bit, even if she gets some stuff wrong about the balance of nature.

yeah it’s good she wants to help plants, but what about the animals and the aqua life...?! they are just much as part of the Earth as the Plants.

I don’t need to say what the “C” word is, but even though Doctor Psycho has used that word on those who didn’t deserve it....

Wonder-Woman, Batman and Superman might deserve it for what they almost did to Poison Ivy....that was a shisno move those three tried to do.

I don’t agree about the whole Stella did nothing wrong, because she has done wrong even before Stolas had affair with Blitz.

Stolas might of did wrong by cheating on her, and even continuing the affair even after announcing with joy that he is going to divorce her.

even in his joy and finally being happy, he could of still ended up feeling guilt in hurting Stella, but would she really be hurt by him cheating on her...?

or the image that is the Goetia Family.

 the episode where Stolas takes Octavia to Loo Loo World,

might take place after the affair, and Stolas had calm down after his joy that gave him a reason to want to finally divorce Stella.

Stella might of ended up living with her family after what Stolas did, but might of refused to get the divorce, but would still try to get those like Striker to take him out.

Stolas has a right to be tired of Stella’s crude behavior, and whatever reason she has to tease about them not being Divorced Before, and even trying to kill Stolas for having a affair...

she isn’t the true victim, and it is obvious that Stolas has been taking some kind of pills to try to help him with what goes on with his relationship with Stella.

my theory about about Stella being the way she is because of her parents having the same type of relationship as her and Stolas, might be incorrect.

but maybe we will find out in the future on why Stella is the way she is.

who knows, maybe she will have some form of redemption.

where she finally realizes that how she treated Stolas was wrong, and she was only repeating the cycle that her own Father started when he treated her Mother the same way.

 we can’t assume that Stella’s redemption would really happen in the canon, only see it as a possibility.

Small Bean Stolas was really adorable, I even did a fan art where he is wearing a green bean costume.

also besides the whole theory that the Blitz that had affair with Stolas, might turn to be Blitzo’s Sister who uses some form of Glamour Magic to appear and sound like her possibly late brother Blitzo, but they end up going by Blitz...

well besides that theory, the other theory I have is that Blitz is really Fizzarolli.

like something happen to cause there minds to switch, but it also causes the Blitzo that ended up in Fizzarolli’s body, to get amnesia.

but then again those two theories can be non-canon but could be in a Fanon AU only...

but Blitz might be hiding something that he hasn’t told Loona, Moxxie and Millie.

and it might involve his Family, before he adopted Loona.

him just going by Blitz instead of going by the “O” in his name, could have a hidden meaning as well, what that is who knows.

plus Blitz might of been in bad relationships before where all those like Verosika Mayday, wanted to do is, pardon me for saying, get in his pants.

Blitz might of went through that a lot in any relationship he was in, and feeling used and not truly loved.

and him deciding to run out on Verosika, could of been his way of escaping from another Toxic-Relationship.

even if Blitz had fallen in love with Stolas, he could still be scared that it will end the same way like his past relationships.

we might not know how it ended for him and Fizzarolli, but if they had went from just being friends to being almost boyfriends, then I guess something really bad went down between them that caused some form of romantic feelings to change into hate.

Moxxie might of been one of Blitz’s love interests, before they both met Millie.

Blitz might of wanted to confess his feelings but it all changed when Millie came into the picture.

the golden feathers in Blitz’s hallucination, could be Phoenix Feathers for all we know....

Stolas and Blitz have something in common, they both ended up in relationships that ended badly, Blitz was perhaps willing at first but his first bad romantic relationship made him scared to get close to anyone in a romantic way.

Stolas never wanted to be in a relationship with Stella, and him crying when finding out she is to be his future wife, was perhaps because he recognized her as one of his bullies, or he just was scared the moment he saw her picture.

the bad relationships that Stolas and Blitz had with their former lovers, might be different.....but it’s possible they both were in bad relationships.

Blitz’s feeling being used and not truly being loved by those who he entered a romantic relationship with, and being mocked for being the one to blame for the reasons why the relationship fell in the first place.

if there was a song that told off Verosika, it be a little bit like this...

So What If You Use To Date Him,

And Gave Him A Trip To Blissful Paradise. 

But When It Was Your Turn,

[Her Turn X5]

But It’s A Turn You Never Deserved.

Calling Him A Selfish Imp In The Sheets,

But Better That Than some Succub*tches That Doesn’t Take No Consent,

When They Use Their Lustful Charms On Humans

To Get What They Want. 

A Floozy Heartbreaking Dry Dream...

You Charmed Your Way To His Heart,

But You Couldn’t See That He Might Fall Apart,

If Your Just Gonna Break His Heart, by only caring about the lust

but where is the trust....?

then you never deserved the key to his heart after all.

that is all I can think of for some kind “reply back song” to Verosika’s short solo.

what I wrote might not be perfect...

even if Verosika is still a interesting character, and I like some of the Fanon versions of her where she is shown to be more than a jerk.

also besides the whole Verosika and Stella being part of a Toxic-Relationship.

Blitz’s parents could of been in a Toxic-Relationship, for all we know, Blitz’s Mom might of tried to make it work for her children’s sake and hid the truth from them the same way Stolas did with Octavia, trying to shield her from the truth.

        but we don’t know if Blitz’s parents had a Toxic-Relationship or not, but it could be possible that they might have, and Blitz’s Dad used Blitz’s Love for his Mom to get him to do what he wanted.

but if Blitz’s Family are Arch-Imps, they could possibly out rank most Imps and would be “Imp Royalty”...

even if this has nothing to do with Helluva Boss Or Hazbin Hotel, but it is possible that Imps have some form of connection to Fairies and maybe even The Earthly Mother’s Earth Family.

I still think that if the 9 Rings or Circles of Hell are in a Ethereal Afterlife that is linked to the Earth, cause the Rings are suppose to be “inside of the Earth”....

but in theory, before those Fallen Princes came along, each ring was probably ruled over by those who are like the Archeia, but then the took over happen.

if it is in Rings and Circles, this could mean that the the Originals who ruled each part of those Rings or Circles, Under The Earthly Mother...

had to leave and a type of barrier wall was built around.

meaning while the rest of the Earth Kingdom Afterlife Realm was fine,

the rest that was taken over had to be place on a type of lock-down.

I also believe that Lilith (not talking about the one from Hazbin Hotel)

might be one in the same with that girl who was from that book that has to do with the Confession Of A Rebel Angel.

the girl had bonded with some form of giant birds, and it’s possible the one who lied about them eating her, had possibly harmed her by trying to kill her.

but she was in theory, taken by what appeared to be birds, but were possibly Angels who not only took her so she could be healed, but also to make her be Adam’s first wife.

I mean that could be possible, that little girl from that book, could be Lilith when she was in her innocence.

not sure if that theory is true or not, but I can’t help but wonder if that girl from that book, and Lilith who is suppose to be Adam’s First Wife, are one in the same.

which if it was not of her consent to be taken as his wife, that would be abduction and forced marriage.

I mean that is possible, not everyone has to agree on that theory.

not all theories have to be correct.

as for the Lilith in Hazbin Hotel, she might be different from the Lilith we know...

and she might not be a Mother of A Earth Angel or Grandmother of one either...

my pendulum does pull pranks on me at times, so it could be possible that info about Adam’s Ex-Wife Lilith, could be true.

don’t know when it will stop doing that prank about the Aliens from Mass Effect being real in real life, it only gives disappointment knowing it is not true.

I don’t feel like checking again, to see if it will give the same “Yes” answer about that question, it has to grow tired of that prank at some point.

anyway the whole ship between Stolas and Blitz might be more than just a ship, and they could really end up together, but they would have to go through some bumpy roads and rocky start before they fully end up together and not just a on and off type of relationship.

I guess the love that is forming between them would have to be tested.

we know that Stella might seem like she is the full victim in what happen, but even if what Stolas did was wrong, he did try to make the life they made together work and tried to keep Octavia from finding out the truth.

we don’t know if Stella’s abuse towards was truly physical, but we could see her throwing a Imp Butler at him and even going as far as trying to hit him, count as possible evidence of her being physically abusive and not just verbal abusive.

both Stolas and Stella were both in the wrong in different ways,

but it doesn’t mean Stella was in the right on how she treated Stolas before the affair happen.

                                                                                                                              Stolas might of let himself get caught up in the moment of happiness he felt, that ended up giving him the reason to finally get a divorce from Stella.

and if Stella gets some form of redemption in the canon, that is up to those who work on Helluva Boss and put their hearts and souls into the work.

if she never gets a form of redemption in the canon, she can in a type of Fanon Timeline in a Helluva Boss AU.

what Stolas did was wrong, but Stella was in the wrong on how she treated him before the affair with Blitz started.

I know some fans are either on Stolas or Stella’s side, but one has to try to see the logical point of view that drove Stolas into giving into the temptation of having a affair with someone who he had feelings for already.

is because of what was going on in his loveless marriage with Stella.

and we only seen some of the reasons why Stolas was unhappy with her, even if she was high on her glitz and glam, the high society life.

we might get more info on how they started out, maybe in some future episode.

both Stolas and Stella could be in both the right and wrong,

but Stolas could of been in the 99% Wrong, while being in the 100% right in finally wanting to get the divorce.

Stella could of been at the 99% Right in how mad and possibly hurt by Stolas’s affair, but she would be in the 100% Wrong on how she treated Stolas before the affair happen.

so yeah both of them get a 99% and 100%...

at least Stolas didn’t run out on Stella when she was going to have the Egg that would end up hatching into Octavia, or never bothering to visit once until like some years later....

yeah I guess I do have some “Daddy Issues” there can be some people who do have them, well that and some can have “Mommy Issues” as well....

 and for all I know my pendulum could be pranking me about Stolas (not talking about the Helluva Boss one...) having adopted me and protected me after being used in a ritual by my so called Past Life Toxic-Satanist Family....

I still have no freaking clue if the name George that pop into my head, that I asked was my Past Life’s Dad who was partly responsible for what happen in a attic, is one in the same with that George who was in a attic and was choking a guy....I forgot what it was called, but I know when I tried to look up about a George and Attic, that info pop up but it doesn’t mean they would be the same George.

my pendulum does pull pranks on me at times, even if it can give some truthful answers.

and I know that the whole Toxic-Religious wouldn’t just be in a Family or Group who are Toxic-Satanist, it can even happen in Christian, Catholic, Jewish and possibly a few others.

what can be important is to try not to fall deeply into the Toxic side, and if you feel like your about ready to fall into it, try your best not to.

I want to try not to fall into myself....

I know that a Toxic-Religious person did make me cry a few years ago, when they kept misusing a certain word at me, and even if I told them to stop it and it was hurting my feelings, they kept doing                                                     

and if you count the whole possibility of me being used in a ritual in one my past lives, what that person did by misusing that certain word at me, would count as part of religious trauma, or Toxic-Religious Trauma.

plus it is possible that it’s best not to remember all your past lives,

bits and pieces are fine, the past life trauma wont hurt as much, maybe.

 also if I’m not being prank, about in one of my past lives I was born into a Family of Satanist, it might be a good thing I don’t remember their faces or all of their names, but if they were alive, I would probably wish I could beat them senseless for what they did.

make them sorry they EVER did such a thing to me or any other innocent life.

like giving them most painful wedgie possible, and put inching powder in their underwear, and hot sauce with Ice cubes down in it as well.

even if it is my wishful thinking of what I want them to experience, but to me the family I have now, who might not be perfect and at times can hurt my feelings...

are more of my family than those that have hurt my past life self.

and I still think it might be a good thing I don’t remember their faces.

I don’t know if this took me a hour or a few hours to write, plus I had to stop writing this so I could go and eat...

so I’m just going to hurry up and post this, and get to posting up the FNAF theory that has to do with the Afton and Emily Family....

once again, even if some Fans might be on Stolas side or Stella’s side...

but their relationship wasn’t 100% okay, and Stella verbal abusing Stolas perhaps only made the loveless marriage worse.

even if it does turn out that Stella was secretly a Tsundere, and was only bad mouthing him to play some kind of “notice me my darling” game.

but I don’t think Stolas would of caught on, and would take her verbal abuse seriously and become even more depressed.

we might find out more about Stolas and Stella’s relationship in the future, besides what was revealed in Season 2 Episode 1.

I liked the first episode of Season 2, even if Stolas’s Dad should be kicked in his jewels for making the Precious Small Bean Stolas Cry.

Release The Valkyries So They May Kick Paimon’s Feathery Butt!

 not everyone has to agree about my theory that Stella’s treatment towards Stolas, was some bad behavior she learned from watching her parents.

and while I know that Stolas was in the wrong for cheating, but it would of happen even if Stolas had plan on it, and which he probably didn’t and was just going to hang out with his friend.

but Stella made things worse by her treatment of him,

verbal abuse can be just as emotionally hurtful as the physical abuse.

maybe they will find some common ground and their relationship could get better, but it wont be the same as it was before.

plus it could take time for Stolas to forgive Stella for hurting him emotionally and treating him like he was less of a man to her.

we don’t know what will happen, but we can only wait and see how things will turn out between those two.

even if some will say that Stella didn’t do anything wrong, I will still have to disagree because of the obvious evidence of how she treated Stolas before he had the affair with Blitz.

the affair wasn’t really plan, and Blitz was only trying to seduce him a little just so he could get the book.

Stolas and Stella were both in the wrong, but Stella was the one who made being married to her difficult and if the pills that Stolas takes does hint to anything, it is to keep himself from falling into depression because of the nightmare of being her husband and any other possible reasons that he takes them.

it could be possible for someone to fall into temptation because of a loveless or abusive marriage or both, and Stolas falls under the two.

we don’t know if Stella had physically abused Stolas before the affair happen, but we might find out in the future, and it could be possible the only thing she did was the verbal abuse, and only started the physical abuse after finding out about the affair.

Stella is NOT the only victim in what happen, because Stolas was a victim of verbal abuse and was trapped in a marriage with a woman who he didn’t love but possibly did try to, but nothing was good enough for her.

Stella might have every right to be mad that he cheated on her, but she is the one that made him unhappy enough to fall into that temptation in the first place.

Mayberry Might of had a loving marriage with her husband, but it might of not been enough for him, and he willingly had a affair even when he had a good marriage with Mayberry.

she did deserved better than that two-timing jerk, but you can see the differences between the affairs.

Mayberry and her now Ex-Husband From Death Do Us Part....

had a good marriage or seemingly good marriage by Mayberry’s view,

up until her husband cheated on her.

Mayberry might of really loved her husband but it possibly died the moment he betrayed her.

her Ex-Husband, might of had a affair for the fun of it and to be with someone else other than Mayberry.

Stolas already had feelings for Blitz, but he did give some hint that he wouldn’t have affair because even if he was in a loveless marriage with Stella, he didn’t want to cheat, even if it was someone he was in love with.

but Stolas fell into the hearts desire, and he ended up cheating on Stella anyway....

both Stolas and Mayberry’s husband were both in the wrong, BUT the differences would be that Stolas was in a unhappy marriage before his fling with Blitz....

and Mr. & Mrs. Mayberry’s marriage was once a happy one before Martha came along and ruined it, but either Martha or some other woman.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Verosika Mayday was the cause when her singing caused Martha and Mayberry’s husband to have the affair in the first place.

but maybe that wouldn’t be it, and Mayberry’s husand is just a two-timing jerk who wasn’t even in a unhappy marriage and only made it that way when he cheated on his wife.

Stolas might of cheated because he was unhappy in his marriage,

but Mayberry’s husband was possibly in a happy marriage and only had a fling with Martha for the fun and thrill of it.

and not because he was unhappy, and it could be possible he was just bored with his wife, and he started to see Martha in secret.

and I really hope no one misinterprets anything I say in this...

but the point is that while both husbands had cheated and had affair, only one of them was in a unhappy marriage from the start, and that being Stolas.

once more, Stella and Stolas were in the right and wrong in different ways,

and maybe Stella will have a change of heart who knows....

I guess I just don’t want to hear about how Stella is the only victim from what happen, and being told that she has a right to send Striker after Stolas for what he did....

I can agree that him cheating on her was wrong, but she’s the one who was making the marriage unbearable and I hope in a future episode, Octavia learns the truth and realizes that her parents never loved each other.

Stolas loves his daughter, and he tries to bond with her, and hopefully the bond between them will stay strong even after Octavia learns the truth that has been kept secret from her for so long.

anyway that is all I have to say about that, I’m going to hurry up and post that FNAF Theory now....

thanks for reading this, even if it is long and got off track.  

I’m not going to put the “read more” tag for this.

[janewatson]

Helluva Boss Trailer Analysis!

Yes, I watch this.  Yes, I like it.  No, I won’t argue with you about it.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s just say that I was up when the trailer dropped, and was still up for a bit after.  I’ve watched it so many times now, just absorbing everything, and now it’s time to break it down.

I’ve seen a few breakdowns already, but I noticed that there were a few things people hadn’t mentioned.  So I’m tossing my hat in the ring, let’s see if we can figure out what Vivziepop has in store for us!

I’ll be breaking down by scene, as well as go over voiceovers and predictions real quick, so prepare for a read after the cut!

Ok, first, had to laugh at Millie’s Peppermint Vodka Molotov Cocktail.  Creative, but what a waste of vodka :(  The background is of a beach, but she’s not in beach clothes (let’s face it, a bikini would probably kill Moxxie)

Moxxie is shooting at something while he’s swinging from a rope in a deserted theater.  Piano on the floor, and a sun pattern on the back wall

Blitzø (thanks for the copy/paste, Google) cleaving a blonde in half with a baseball bat.  Damn, he stronk!

Diss Summar’, with the little doodles!  So cute :3

Drunk/drugged/in shock Moxxie, poor Millie, and something big bursting out from the water behind.  Tied to first scene?

Stolas’ ‘Special Access’ bit from the Sneak Peeks, talking about the Harvest Moon festival in Wrath

Moxxie and Blitzø in a green lit room, looks like a two-way mirror on the wall.  Interrogation?

Correction to ‘Diss Season’ XD  Hopefully that means we’ll get an episode before spring, but if they need more time, that’s understandable

Glammed up Stolas at some kind of burlesque, owned by Asmodeus ‘Ozzie’, Prince of Hell’s Lust circle.  Wonder why he’s there...

CHERUBS!!!  Also from the Sneak Peeks, we know that this is a commercial, and that the TV showing said commercial gets blown up a few seconds later

Angry Blitzø, probably yelling at Moxxie, being scared shitless by a hellhound behind him.  I think this is a repo/impound/chop-shop guy who took IMP’s van, as in a later scene, they’re shown in a fence with other cars, especially because Blitzø yells ‘RUN’ at the end of the scene

Loona and Blitzø filming someone’s misery (again, probably Moxxie).  They’re in western outfits, but they’re probably still in Hell

Tentacle wrapping around drugged Moxxie and taking him, too fast for Millie to react and stop it.  Again, looks like it’s tied to the first and fifth scenes

Sassy Blitzø, probably talking to the repo-hellhound or punching-bag Moxxie.  Same setting as scene 11

Blitzø running to the window of what looks like a recording studio, with ‘VM’ spray painted on the doors next to him.  He looks distraught, but it’s not clear why

Recently choked-out Moxxie recovering, while being frame by a spiny-tailed Imp wearing what I assume is a serape, since it looks like they’re on the ranch Loona and Blitzø cheered a poor soul, scene 12

DEPRESSED BIRD DADDY.  WHY ARE YOU SAD???  IS IT GONNA MAKE ME SAD??? OH NO I’M NOT READY unless its a flashback, but stilllll

Perturbed Blitzø holding his special flintlock in a western-themed room.  Looks like he has his outfit from scene 12 on, probably the same episode, but whatever happened/is going to happen, it’s not good

Dressed-up Moxxie, who probably jumped bombed a performance, is upstaged by Robo Fizz and most likely a Robo Ozzie, given the designs on its’ head(s).  He looked uneasy even before the Robos popped up, so something else was going on first.

Scaley eye blinking and getting MAD, attached to the tentacle that kidnapped Moxxie?

50% off add for Spring Break victims, complete with coffee stain, and Blitzø‘s horse doodles.  I got a mental image of Moxxie scolding Blitzø for drawing at work, so he BS’d it into an ad.

Either Blitzø is a terrible driver, or they’re trying to speed away from someone.  Repo-hound, maybe?

HUMAN!!!  Almost definitely a human pop-star singing on a Coachella-esque stage!  I tried to fill in her name, but could only get ideas of what some letters were.  Her initials are most likely VM, from the recording studio scene, but the bottoms of some letters could be an E or L, K or R, so we’re left with V~(L/E)(K/R)OSI(K/R)A MA~~.  It also looks like she’s wearing heels, so she may be the person who threw Blitzø in a later scene

Moxxie about to be trampled by what can only be a horse, given his outfit.  Loona and Blitzø are probably filming XD

Shocked Stolas, standing up at table.  Same outfit as the burlesque, but he doesn’t looked surprised enough that it’s the part where Moxxie is upstaged, more something emotionally jarring.  Blitzø kissing someone else, maybe?

Blitzø pushing Moxxie out of the way and pinning him just outside a Hell portal in an alley, most likely Earth.  Blitzø looks mad, and rightly so, as he’s looking a little beat up himself.  Connected to the interrogation scene?

Happy Blitzø turns horrified outside some elevators with Moxxie.  Judging by the water cooler in the back, I think he’s about to slam into the recording studio.  Behind him, Moxxie gives no shits

Blitzø looking miffed, maybe at something Moxxie said.  Looks like the same scene with the repo-hound, as the setting itself looks like an impound lot, with the IMP van smack-dab in the middle of it.  I love that the license plate is IMP-666 though

Unhappy Blitzø (ok, let’s be honest, when IS he happy?)

Moxxie swinging Millie around in the deserted theater, passionately frenching each other

Blitzø getting pushed down by a horned, high-heeled... someone.  Again, might be the pop star from earlier, but there’s horns...  Maybe the pop star is human-passing, and has an alternate demonic form, like the Hazbin Hotel cast?

Western-clad Blitzø pulling his flintlock on someone, most likely before scene 18.  Most definitely Hell, judging by the poster and previous scenes, but I’m digging the décor

Blitzø not getting a break at all during this trailer and being yeeted into a dumpster, which closes on him.  Gonna take a stab and say it’s outside the burlesque Stolas and Moxxie were in, from the colors and posters of Lust Ring, Personal Companion Robo-Fizz, and Angel Dust.

The next scene is of him climbing out of a dumpster to fall into another pile of trash.  He just doesn’t get a break, does he?  It doesn’t look like the dumpster outside the burlesque, but it is similar to the alley with the hell portal, where Blitzø pinned Moxxie.  Maybe not the same scene, but most likely same episode.

Editor being absolutely plastered, teasing all the fun stuff to come in 2021, since 2020 can go f*ck itself.

And that’s a really in-depth breakdown of all the scenes in the trailer!  Now, for the voiceovers.

First, Loona’s asking if anyone ‘Can feel that?’.  Interesting thing to ask, so we’ll have to wait and see what catastrophe happens

Millie gently yelling at Moxxie to ‘DON’T PANIC’

A calm voice announcing an elevator’s departure to the Lust circle of Hell, which is most likely where the burlesque and Robo scenes are.  As to who is going, it’s either Stolas or the IMP crew, or maybe both?

Horny Stolas cooing ‘Oh, Blitzy!’, followed by Loona’s ‘SHUT THE F*CK UP’ from the Loo Loo Land episode.  Finally, I have a high-res clip I can set as my ringtone!

Blitzø yelling  ‘Dammit, Moxxie, this is all your fault!’, which may or may not be true since he scapegoats Moxxie, who replies ‘How is this my fault???’

Pop star asking, ‘Y’all ready to get f*cked up and make some b*tchin’ bad choices?’.  It’s most likely her talking, since the her lips synch up with her scene, and it’s a new voice we haven’t heard before.

Moxxie’s cut off ‘M*THERF*CKER!!!’.  So happy I get to hear Invader Zim go off, poor boy needs it XD

Blitzø being Blitzø and trying to tone down a big deal, stating again that he doesn’t pry into their personal lives, even though he obvious does (see Helluva Boss Pilot for more)

Robo Fizz’s line from Loo Loo Land asking if anybody loved Blitzø.  I’m gonna be honest and say that line choked me up in Loo Loo Land, and so did Blitzø’s response, until ‘But I’m really good with guns now.  DANCE, B*TCH!’

Moxxie ending with ‘That is deeply unsettling’, again from Loo Loo Land.  Throwing shade on Helluva Boss haters, maybe? :3

All right, now, predictions!

Chaos in a theater, with focus maybe on Millie and Moxxie’s relationship, maybe an origin story?  It won’t be the only one, with the tentacle beach monster and drugged Moxxie bits, so we can expect a lot of story and character development from the two of them.

Farm episode!  Blitzø either drags them onto a farm, or there’s a client who invites them, but sh*t will happen.

Really excited to see what happens in the Lust ring, and for the return of Robo Fizz!  Baby boy only got a few minutes of screen time, but is currently my favorite character.

Repo episode of rescuing the IMP van, probably resulting in overall team building and character development.  I really want to see Loona tear a new one into that *sshole-looking hellhound, though.

Pop star episode!  Really excited to meet this new character, I wonder what her name is and how close I was XD  Either Blitzø and Moxxie break into her recording studio to meet her, or she’s a client, but we’ll see!

Trapped on Earth/Run in with Earth authorities episode?  That interrogation room didn’t exactly look Hellish, and they obvious meet some kind of resistance while on Earth that looked like it was gonna get messy...

Stolas episode!  Please please please be flashback and story, I loved Loo Loo Land but really want some more lore and development on his character and maybe relationship with Blitzø.  Bird obviously needs to work through some things, and I really want to watch him grow, ever since I saw him struggle to tell Octavia why he was cheating.  Him stuttering and ultimately being unable to find a reason why really hit home, and I’m glad it was something they included since in media, it’s always ‘Well, she’s really ugly’ or ‘I don’t love him anymore’.  He still has feelings for his wife, but wanted to f*ck Blitzø too.

Even without the trailer, we do know that we’re getting episodes focusing on CHERUB and a Harvest Moon festival, but still.  There’s so much content Vivzie and Co have been working hard to make, and I can’t wait to see what they have in store for us.  Dark comedy aside, there’s so much story they can make just around these four characters, following their growth and happenings around Hell.  It’s such a cool premise and one that hasn’t been washed and worn so many times, like cop or murder shows, and I can see this going on for quite a bit.

Well, here’s to an exciting 2021!  Thank you for all your hard work, Vivizepop, keep it up!

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Le Nozze di Figaro, Act IV, 40 lines

Belated. For @notyouraveragejulie. As always thank you for the wonderful prompts; this is so much fun :D Working on the other request too!

Le Nozze di Figaro, Act IV, 40 lines

Barbarina is in the garden looking around

Barbarina: Oh no I lost the pin that the Count gave me to give to Suzanna now I’m in trouble

Figaro and Marcellina come in

Figaro: What’s this about a pin and the Count and Suzanna??

Barbarina: I was supposed to give this pin back to Suzanna that the Count gave me. OOPS I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE

Figaro: Oh no worries my dear, I won’t say a word. *steals a pin from Marcellina who just happens to have one that looks exactly like Suzanna’s* Here’s your pin! Now run off and contribute to my betrayal I mean have a good day my dear. *Barbarina leaves* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SUZANNA’S CHEATING ON MEEEE

Marcellina: Don’t jump to conclusions.

Figaro: Nope she’s totally cheating on me I’m gonna get revenge for all husbands *he runs off*

Marcellina: Men! If only they could be more like goats when it comes to women and be nicer to their wives. Not sure exactly where that metaphor came from but it’ll do for now. I better go tell Suzanna what’s up. *she leaves*

Barbarina comes back into the garden with a basket of fruit

Barbarina: The Count is so stingy! I wish he would leave Cherubino alone already. That page is such a cutie. I can’t wait to find him and make out I mean give him this fruit. Oh no, someone’s coming. Better hide! *hides in an arbor*

Figaro enters with Bartolo and Basilio

Figaro: Gentlemen, wait here. When you hear me whistle, come find me. *he leaves*

Bartolo: Cool, now what are we supposed to do?

Basilio: Did I ever tell you about the story of when I got caught in the rain with a donkey’s skin?

Bartolo: That sounds extremely disturbing so I’m just going to leave even though Figaro told me to stay here. *leaves*

Basilio: No one ever wants to hear my aria. What’s the point of being a tenor in an opera buffa if I don’t even get a solo? *exit*

Figaro: *comes back* Ah, women are so untrustworthy. I shouldn’t have gotten married in the first place but then I guess the title of this thing wouldn’t make sense and anyway I love Suzanna but she’s such a traitor and so are all women and here I go again. Imma go hide now. *he hides*

Suzanna and the Countess enter disguised as each other

Suzanna: We’ll show those faithless husbands what’s up and by faithless I mean your cheating husband and my ridiculous one who apparently doesn’t trust me even though I literally just pledged my life to him although I suppose I could have just told him we were going to do this to put his mind at ease BUUUT then it wouldn’t be nearly as funny so NO REGRETS also I know Figaro is here hiding because he’s suspicious of me so I’m going to sing a song that he can hear OH MY DEAR LOVE HOW EXCITED I AM TO SEE YOU IN THIS BEAUTIFUL GARDEN Imma go hide now *she hides*

Cherubino skips in singing as if he hasn’t just been reprimanded a dozen times and almost got killed by an angry husband at least twice

Cherubino: LALALALALALALA *sees the Countess wearing Suzanna’s clothes* oooooooh look it’s Suzanna I’m going to be really inappropriate and ask for a kiss because I’m an imp everyone says I am so it may as well be true HI SWEETIE

Countess: GO AWAY

Cherubino: Don’t play coy with me! Oops here comes the Count better hide *goes into the arbor*

Count: That stupid page will be the death of me. Ah, Suzanna, there you are. Now let’s get this party started. You’re so lovely!

Countess: I know. Wait, I hear someone coming. We should go!

Count: What already?

The Countess and the Count flee in opposite directions

Figaro: Now it’s quiet. The traitors are gone. I’ll soon show them what’s what.

Suzanna: Figaro, be quiet!

Figaro: Wait is that my wife disguised as the Countess? That must mean the person meeting the Count is actually Rosina! My wife is so much more clever than I give her credit for. Buuuuut she also deserves to be punished because she tricked me. *he throws himself at Suzanna’s feet* Dear Countess, now that we are alone, I can finally confess my love to you!

Suzanna: *hitting him with her fan* OMG HOW DARE YOU FAITHLESS HUSBAND TAKE THAT AND THAT I HATE YOU

Figaro: Honeyyyyyyy I knew it was you, I recognized your voice.

Suzanna: Oh shit sorry

Figaro: Now let’s continue the ploy and make the Count furious!

The Count comes back and sees them

Count: OMG WHAT IS GOING ON FIGARO IS MAKING ADVANCES ON MY WIFE WHAT A TRAITOR NOT LIKE I WAS JUST DOING THE EXACT SAME THING TO HIM WITH SUZANNA     

Figaro and Suzanna: Oh no! The jig is up! *they run into the arbor*

Count: FIRE POLICE AMBULANCE SOMEBODY HELP I’M GOING TO KILL THIS GUY

Basilio, Bartolo, Antonio, and also Curzio for some reason all come in

All of them: WHAT’S ALL THE RACKET

Count: THEY’RE IN THE ARBOR GET THEM *Figaro, Suzanna, Cherubino, and Barbarina all run out of the arbor* wtf how many people are hiding in here

Figaro, Suzanna, Cherubino, Barbarina: Please don’t hurt us, sir, ‘twas all in good fun.

Count: Nope I’ve been humiliated y’all are in so much trouble

The Countess enters; she and Suzanna take off their disguises so everyone can see

Countess: Well, I’m the Countess, so I can grant them pardon.

Count: Omg this is the cherry on top of the sundae, I’m so ashamed and totally learned my lesson. Please forgive me.

Countess: I forgive you, dear, because I’m a softy and also kind of naïve and I’m sure this apology actually means something even though you’ve said sorry about a million times and never changed.

All: What a great moment, everyone’s reconciling and we’ll all live happily ever after. Even after all these tricks and trials love will always win out. No let’s all go party again even though it’s probably like midnight right now.

Everyone leaves to go to the party.

Fin

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Shivaye gets busy in work. Nancy eyes him. Mohit stops the car and says sorry, I forgot my phone at home, if you don’t mind, can we go back home. Anika says sure. Nancy pulls Shivaye over him and they fall down on the sofa. Mohit and Anika come home and look on shocked. Mohit asks what’s happening here. The family members also come and get shocked. Nancy runs to Mohit. She says thank God, you have come, this Shivaye…. Shivaye says she is lying. She says I m not lying, he was forcing himself on me. He asks what nonsense, I swear, I didn’t do this, Anika you trust me right, Nancy is trying to come close to me since last night, I didn’t wish to tell this to you, but I have no option, she isn’t deserving of your love. Mohit says enough, I don’t need to hear anything now, I know my wife well. Anika says and I also know my husband well, my Shivaye can never do anything wrong. Mohit says Anika please, don’t talk in between. Mohit asks Nancy what’s the truth. She says I have said the truth, Shivaye has…. Mohit slaps her. They get shocked. He shouts don’t you dare blame Shivaye next time, else I won’t believe it, Shivaye and I know each other well, our friendship is strong, I know he can never do this, you cheated me and ashamed my love. He gets tearful eyes and apologizes to Shivaye. He says you and your family did a lot for us, you showed affection and my wife…. forgive me, sorry guys. Shivaye says its okay, you don’t need to say sorry, and thanks for trusting me. Mohit says you deserve this, you earned this trust. He apologizes to Anika for Nancy’s doings. He says I didn’t expect Nancy to do such a thing, I can’t meet your eyes, I have to go. He takes Nancy with her. Tej stops him and asks him not to go. Mohit says I can’t stay here, my wife has ashamed me. They go to room. Mohit asks her to pack her bags right away. She says I m sorry, don’t get upset, forgive me. Tej says its Nancy’s mistake, not of Mohit, stop your best friend. Jhanvi says maybe its not a big thing for Nancy, she belongs to open minded culture and society, we should forgive her. Tej says if Mohit leaves, your friendship will go on bitter note, don’t lose Mohit, its hard to find good friends. Shivaye goes. Anika asks what did you think. He says don’t know what I shall do. She says I think Tej and Jhanvi said right, everyone makes mistakes, we can’t punish Mohit, he is your best friend, he trusts you more than his wife, he saved your life, you know what you should do. He agrees. He thanks Anika for trusting him so much. He says everyone had a doubt on me, but you showed trust. She says don’t thank me, I completely trust you, I know you can’t do anything wrong, we stay in one room, we are husband and wife, you never used this fact, I feel safe when I m with you. He says you are my best friend. She says you are world’s best husband. She goes. Nancy says forgive me, if you want, I will apologize to Shivaye. She asks Shivaye to forgive her. Shivaye says I have forgiven Nancy, you also forgive her, lets forget this, I can do anything for you, you are imp for me, your friendship, happiness…. Mohit says Nancy raised question on your character. Shivaye says but you trusted me. Anika says lets forget this, we ignore friends’ big mistakes too. Nancy apologizes to her. Anika says its fine, its imp that you realized your mistake. Shivaye says Mohit isn’t going anywhere. Mohit agrees. Tej says we must have a party for this. Shivaye says their welcome party is due, it shall happen tomorrow before his show. He hugs Mohit. Shivaye leaves for work. He sees Mohit hugging some woman. He goes to see and misses them. He thinks am I mistaken, I will go and ask Mohit. He asks Priyanka is Mohit at home. She says no, he went out. Shivaye comes to his room and gets shocked seeing Nancy. She asks what are you doing here. She says you think I will lose so soon, no. She smiles. Anika laughs and says sorry, you got tensed, we were joking, Nancy came to talk to me, we thought to pull your leg, sorry. Nancy says okay, I shall leave, sorry Shivaye, I just really hope that tomorrow morning opens a new chapter in our lives. She leaves. Its morning, Anika checks arrangements. Rudra scares her and laughs. She says you scared me. He says I came after a month and had to get a good entry. Om comes and jokes on him. Rudra says stop being jealous. Anika says don’t go for many days, you both are so cute. Priyanka comes with Shivaye. She says it means I get you bored. Shivaye hugs Omru. Anika compliments all of them. They fight that they are Anika’s fav. Shivaye says stop troubling my wife with this contest, prepare for party. Anika asks about the mask. Shivaye explains about masquerade party. Anika says it will be fun. Mohit and Nancy come. Mohit hugs Omru. Mohit says these parties are her life, person is different than he appears. Anika praises Shivaye as he is very true. Mohit says I totally agree on that. Nancy says I m looking forward to this party. Mohit says this party is fun at night, after wearing the mask in darkness, who did it and how the person left. Om says you missed a point, everyone’s dressing sense is different. Rudra says girls’ style is different and we can know. Om says all girls will wear a gown. Rudra asks Anika to select matching mask. He says bar will be my responsibility, get ready for my special punch, party gets real fun after having the punch. Anika says I don’t have a gown, what will I wear in party. She checks her cupboard. Shivaye comes and knocks door. She says he will get angry on me. She says wait, I m opening the door, just one min. She keeps all the clothes back and opens the door. He asks were you busy. She says I was changing clothes. He looks at her. She says I was going to change, do you want something. He says yes, I want my file. She says I will get it. He says I will take it myself. He opens the cupboard. Clothes fall over him. She hides her face. Precap:Shivaye asks Anika to fold saree and teaches her. She smiles. Omru look on and says businessman of the year Shivaye is folding sarees. Update Credit to: Amena

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