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rooksunday · 3 months ago

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thinking about the narrative of clones “being made for the jedi” and there has to be a nonzero number of them that take the idea of ‘okay fine who is the diametric opposite of the jedi because stuff that’ and that’s how the lost battalion become the most fervent sith-sniffer-outerers in the galaxy. just turn up at dooku’s doorstep like, hi hello we’re your army let’s smush those jedi xoxo

and otoh this is playing into his master’s plan! wonderful discord!

otoh now he has two thousand badly socialised ten year olds tromping around his house and gardens what are you— would you put that DOWN— that’s not the right fork would you— okay everybody new plan, it’s time for the fine sith art of sitting very quietly while daddy deals with his headache okay

#and that’s how they found the Sith School Of Society Etiquette (And Murder)#this ends up with thwarting o66 and overthrowing palpatine #because general rosebud (dooku refused military hierarchy) read about the sith master and apprentice thing #and decided he didn’t like it #and he’d learnt that sometimes change had to be radical #so he and his shadow squad radically changed palpatine’s face #then they ejected jedi from coruscant #after sharing news about the chips and the cure for accelerated ageing (dooku taught hard sciences)#then they provide brochures to their siblings about The Sith School’s outpost branches for vocational training #they install a sith empire #it looks… quite like the golden age of the republic #as if everything was decorated by emo kids in 2008 #none of rosebud’s clones have the force #they just have a well rounded education and spite and their sith’buir’s deep pockets #clones clones clones #putting my blorbo in situations #the clone wars #star wars

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