#then they have to go to their insufferable friend keele who is like. meredy slow the FUCK down im using a dictionary here

[ryuuseini]

I keep like, jokingly pitch Eternia to people who like Symphonia because they touch upon VERY similar themes, just in different ways, so I feel like Symphonia fans would enjoy Eternia, and then I remember the Orz Earrings in Eternia and suddenly get mad at Symphonia

What do you MEAN these two worlds have been split for THOUSANDS OF YEARS and have vastly different cultures and yet their language is the EXACT FUCKING SAME? What do you MEAN Lloyd doesn't look at Zelos like "homie, what the fuck are you saying to us?" And Sheena sighs and translates (bc I do believe Sheena would be proficient in both) and goes "he's saying he's gay" and Lloyd goes "oh wow I'm glad he came out to us" and Zelos just begs Sheena to translate what Lloyd said and she responds "he said you're gay" like what do you MEAN none of this happened? How the fuck does a world Run By the Church have the same slang ad a world Run By the Church Disguised as a Monarchy? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GENIS DOESNT FUCK WITH ZELOS BY CALLING HIM INSULTS IN SYLVARANTIAN AND TRANSLATING THEM TO COMPLIMENTS IN TETHE'ALLAN WHILE EVERYONE IS LIKE "zelos my dude he just called you a whore???" Where's this. What happened??? Wasted opportunity imo