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majorxmaggiexboy · 2 years ago

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BIG pro of TerrorTurn is the opportunity for (not) DELAWARE DIVE: THE SEQUEL but the BIG cons of TerrorTurn are that while Ben has a proven propensity for Badassery and is an excellent shot in season one, not only does he have a major Despondency tendency which could take root pretty rapidly in this setting, but which could be mitigated by Caleb also being there, he’s also got that uhhhhhhh Bottle Up And Then EXPLODE tendency and that just, you know, delicate sprinkling of Go SLAM OFF On People, Authority Figure Included, When Feeling Pressed.

which uhhhh may not be the best Mix

Ben Wouldn’t Do Great post cancelled bc i actually just remembered that he’s provably the luckiest pup in the TURN universe as far as multiple situations of Improbable Survival and failing to incur obvious consequences so weighed against the cons he’d land solidly in the top ten, maybe even top five.

#pshjsdhgsj au where Washington is a Captain and Ben is essentially his Jopson but with none of the love reciprocation #so at some point we get like. the equivalent of the ALREADY DONE cinematic peak right #Ben gives Wash the absolute business tells him off calls him a coward #the whole crew is that puppet side eye meme like ohhhhh boi here we go #washington's like GRR YOU'RE DEMOTED GET OUT LEAVE GO AWAY #and Ben's like FINE BY ME *DOOR SLAM*#the crew's kind of going. like ''was that IT?''#then the next day Ben's Jopping again and they're all like Wait I Thought You Got Fired #Ben's like Yeah Second Time This Week U_U #(( ''Have you ever gotten fired Jopson?'' ''No Tallmadge good lord'' ))#Hickey's over to one side pure seething #he's bend like five different forks into absolute pretzels #He survives falling overboard AND yelling at a captain? Straight up not fair but he did it #he gets shot like two different times and it's like Hmm Will That Do Lasting Damage? NOPE #fitzjames is like In What Way Is This Acceptable #Tuunbaq runs right by him at one point #sends him flying #pops back up like a whack-a-mole

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