#then my grandmother said 'let's use the leftovers to put in the toilet because it's waterproof and the floor gets cold'
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I mean to be fair Iâm aware of how much of a nightmare carpet in a bathroom would be. like carpet with a waterproof layer does exist (and after fifty years it degrades horribly and oh my god donât inhale that stuff) but the carpet itself would be nasty. which adds to the allure I guess! but dear god Iâm not as much of an idiot to put carpet around the toilet
#so the reason I know kitchen/bathroom carpet lining degrades horribly is because the old hallway carpet was. that#and when we took it up it left horrid green stuff. and we ended up inhaling it and it made us sick#it was. nasty#anyway we figured out that was the waterproof lining.#then my grandmother said 'let's use the leftovers to put in the toilet because it's waterproof and the floor gets cold'#not only is that fucking disgusting because there is more often than not a bit of piss residue on the floor.#but the waterproof layer wasn't even there anymore! it was the nastiest grit at that point! not to mention the carpet was basically shot#to shit because it was installed no later than 1973
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Grow Up Fast-Fred Weasley x Reader (Part 2)
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âOMG! I loved Grow Up Fast-Fred Weasley x Reader! Iâll love to see a part two where they go get the baby back! Hopefully if you have time, it was so cuteâ
âGrow Up Fast was so cute and amazing!! Part 2???â
âloved youâre recent Fred piece on the baby! just wondering if you could do another one along those lines but the reader is pregnant with twins and the whole family is finding it special obviously because Fredâs a twin, just something along those lines đâ
Characters: Fred Weasley x Reader, George Weasley x Reader (brother-in-law), Weasley family x Reader (in-laws)
Meanings: (Y/N)=Your name
Warnings: Adoption, pregnancy symptoms/pregnancy talk (throwing up/check ups/scans/trimesters), lots and lots and lots of fluff
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âAre we really doing this?â I excitedly breathed out, squeezing Fredâs hand.
He slightly nodded, looking apprehensive himself.âWe really are.â
We were stood inside the orphanage, and this wasnât our first time here. Ever since the baby had left our short care, something had felt off in our lives. In the beginning, we blamed it on the shock of it all; itâs not everyday that you find an abandoned baby behind your shop. Even George pointed this out, saying that our minds seemed to be elsewhere. So here we stood, waiting for the care worker to come back down the hall, but this time she wouldnât be by herself.
I held back an excited giggle when she turned around the corner with the baby in a carrier. He was awake, kicking his legs about under his blanket, gurgling away as if he knew he was going to his forever home. I tried not to start crying, even though my emotions were all over the place, but it seemed that Fred was happy to let the tears fall. Smiling up at him, I quickly made him face me, giggling as I wiped away his tears. We didnât exchange any words, but he nodded his at me as if I had asked if he was alright.
âHere he is, little Tommy.â the woman beamed, handing him over to us.
Fred held the carrier in both arms, and we cooed at Tommy. We had helped pick out a name for him when they couldnât find any recent hospital records, they had no idea where he came from or who his mother was. And just like that, we were taking him home with us.
Once home, we found ourselves lying on the bed, with Tommy in the middle (just like we had the first time we brought him home), and just staring. We had fed him before, meaning he was now sleepy, slowly dozing off.
âWhat do we do know?â Fred whispered.
âI donât know.â I honestly answered.âIt feels so strange to have him home again, even after seeing him in the care home for so many months.â
âI wish we were there to see him properly grow, heâs so much bigger now.â
âWell heâs here now. And itâs almost his first birthday, we should start planning.â
Fred chuckled, eyes widening when Tommy stirred. Tommy opened his eyes, face scrunching up to cry when I pulled him closer, holding onto him. He calmed down, a few whimpers escaping him before he nodded off again. I glanced at Fred, who was already looking at me, sharing a smile. This was our life now.
A few more months passed, filled with getting used to being parents; the late nights, early mornings, dealing with the ear piercing cries and smelly nappies, but also the bursts of giggles, funny noises and cuddles. So many of our friends and family had come forward to help, giving advice and wanting to get to know the new member of the family. Molly had been extremely enthusiastic after finding out we planned to adopt Tommy. She had worried that there had been problems with us, that we werenât able to have babies of our own, though even after reassurance, she was still excited. And she offered to babysit way too much (though sometimes that was used to our advantage).Â
Now it was the day of Tommyâs first birthday. Since there were no hospital records to show his birth date, they had to give it their best guess. Nevertheless, Tommy was going to have a proper birthday. We had decorated the home, our presents were stacked next to the fireplace, the cake was displayed alongside the rest of the food, and I had picked out his outfit for the day, now all that was left to do was wait for the guests.Â
âWow, look at my handsome boys!â I exclaimed when I entered the living room, seeing Fred holding up Tommy to look at himself in the mirror.Â
Fred gasped, turning around so that they were looking at me.âTommy, look at mummy! Good thing she put in an effort too.â
I scoffed a laugh.âIs everything ready?â
âYep. Guests should be arriving any minute.â
âToday is all about you Tommy.â I tickled his stomach, laughing with him as he squealed.
The party went amazingly. My family and Fredâs turned up at the same time, all loudly entering our home, gifts in hands, talking over one another. It was hard to take it all in, trying to answer all their questions as they passed me their coats and took off their shoes. Although all their excitement got the best of them, instantly going to greet Tommy and Fred, I didnât mind, relishing the sight of our entire family together; it was the simple things in life that you could miss, and this was one of them. The day was filled with laughs, too much food and bad singing. There were also nudges towards Ron and Hermione, as well as Harry and Ginny about children, and poor George was being told to keep his search going for the right girl. Both grandmotherâs wanted time with Tommy, but I knew he was going to become annoyed being passed around too much. Everyone was content watching him sit up by himself, cushions surrounding him in case he fell, playing with his toys.
Sitting back with Hermione, I found it hard to concentrate on her words. I suddenly felt tired, and also didnât want to even think about the lunch I had served up. Trying to keep up with the conversation, I sipped at my water, feeling ill. Perhaps I was over tired from the late nights with Harry, we hadnât had a gathering like this in a while, it was a lot to keep up with, especially when you were one of the hosts. I excused myself, quickly walking to the bathroom. Just as I was about to splash some water on my face, a horrible feeling rose in my throat, and I found myself bent over the toilet being sick. No, surely not, I couldnât be could I?
Luckily I wasnât throwing up for long, taking a moment to catch my breath, causing me to cough. Slowly standing, not feeling dizzy now, and quickly brushing my teeth as I flushed the toilet. Checking my reflection, I sighed when I saw how pale I had become. People would definitely notice, if not, then Fred certainly would. I had to act normal, be as bright and bubbly as I was ten minutes ago.
Upon my return, there was music playing, Ginny and Hermione swaying with Tommy on the floor whilst our parents conversed, and the lads talked about something unrelated to babies, families or weddings. Passing by them, I smiled, needing a glass of water. I realised Fred had followed me into the kitchen, sighing as I realised I would have to tell him.
â(Y/N), you donât look well, are you OK?â Fred asked closely, his hands rubbing my arms up and down as he stood behind me.Â
I nodded after taking a sip of water.âYeah. Iâm fine now.â
âWhat does that mean?â
I turned around to face him, leaning back against the counter.âI um...I was just sick in the toilet.â
âShould we take you to a doctor? Do you need healing? What are your symptoms?â he rushed.
âNo, Iâm fine really. Perhaps I ate something bad....or....â
âOr what?â
âFred, your mum babysat for us a couple of weeks ago.â
âWhat does that have to do with any of this?â
âWe were alone, all day and all night...can you connect the dots?â
It took him a few more seconds before it clicked, and as his eyes widened, I had to clamp a hand over his mouth to stop him from yelling.
âYes, Fred, I might be pregnant.â I whispered.
âUh, am I interrupting something here?â Ron said from the doorway, confused when he saw the position we were in.
âUh, y-yes! Fred was about to yell about the cake, but...but we didnât want Harry to hear and get too excited.â
Ron furrowed his eyebrows at us as he slowly stepped back.âOK. I mean, heâs only one, Iâm sure he wouldnât have realised.â
Removing my hand from Fredâs mouth, I let out a sigh of relief.âLook, we donât know if thatâs true yet, so for now, donât even think about it.â
âBut, if you are...â Fred trailed off, smiling to himself.
âWould...would you be alright with that?â
âWould you?â
We hadnât come back to that conversation, instead trying to focus on the rest of the party. Because Tommy was easily tired out, they didnât stay for much longer. At any other time, I would insist they stay, even after putting Tommy to bed. However, I wasnât being a good host as I let them put on their shoes and coats, each waving goodbye to little Tommy. With the door closed, and just the three of us leftover, Fred and I flopped onto the sofa, letting Tommy roam and tire himself out.
âIâll book an appointment for this week.â I mumbled, trying to not let my eyes droop.
âDo you want me to come with you?â Fred said.
âI...I donât know. It would be nice but George might get suspicious.â
âWould it be so bad if he found out? You know he would keep it a secret.â
âThatâs true. Alright, come with me. Letâs find out together.â
And thatâs what happened. Unfortunately it was almost another two weeks before I was able to be checked over; there had been a strange atmosphere as we waited, thatâs all we were concentrating on. Tommy still received as much love as he usually did, but there were times where I would stress about the future. Tommy was just one, and if I was pregnant, there wasnât going to be a big age gap between the children. That would be hard. They would be toddlers together, there would be screaming, crying, toilet training, the money for nappies, clothes, toys....but every time I found myself down that hole, Fred was there to pull me out, consoling me, assuring me we would be alright with one more child.
I had been bouncing Tommy on my lap as we waited for the doctor to see us. Fred had to take him away from me, worried that I would cause him to be sick, but it was a nervous tick. I was extremely grateful to have Fred with me, concentrating on his thumb running over the back of my hand, and the gentle kisses he would place on my forehead. But the appointment went by in a flash, and as we walked outside, I couldnât help but squeal in excitement and shock, exclaiming loudly to everyone around me;
âWEâRE PREGNANT!â
George obviously had to know first, seeing as we took the day off work. But he was sworn to secrecy. We wanted to keep it under wraps for a while, waiting to see what my first trimester was like. The excitement was almost too much for me, I couldnât stop picturing what it was going to be like for Tommy to have a sibling. Another person to add to our family, someone else to give our love to. Things were going well, of course there were the horrible symptoms, though I said to myself over and over again that this would be worth. The weeks whizzed by, and soon, I was starting to show, meaning Fred and I couldnât stop rubbing the tiny bump. I had bawled when Tommy rested his head on it one night, as if he understood his brother or sister was in there.
We knew it would be impossible to keep it hidden anymore, and I seemed very healthy so far. We were also bursting to tell our friends and family, trying to think of ways to announce it. Fred suggested huge fireworks that wrote it out, but I knew that would be too much. Instead, he settled for a cake where the icing would start writing out the message âWeâre Pregnant!â when the candles were lit. Once again, the family found themselves squashed together, this time meeting at the Burrow. Tommy stood on Harryâs lap, clumsily using his face to balance himself as Fred and I caught everyoneâs attention.
âWe thought we would bring you all something special, a thank you for supporting us through the entire adoption process and for helping us get used to being parents.â I explained, pushing the cake into the centre of the table.
The candles had just been lit, and as everyone licked their lips at the sight of it, they realised what was happening. Screams, hollers and cheers erupted throughout the small room, causing me to burst into tears at the happiness. This was good, this was going to be an amazing chapter of my life.
My mother and molly would send me pregnancy books, recipes for meals that were good for the baby, or just natter on and on about advice, side effects, and what childbirth actually entailed. Sometimes it was a bit too much, I would wish they held some details back. The checkups were going well, Tommyâs behaviour was getting better as he grew, also Fredâs enthusiasm seemed to never die down. However, it had come to that certain appointment, the one some couples longed for. It was time to find out the gender of our child. The results we were given werenât what we were expecting.
Stepping into the shop, I relaxed when I saw it wasnât too busy. Fred was desperate to tell his brother the news. As he went to get him, I laughed at Tommyâs wide eyes, taking in all the colours and noises. Fred gestured for me to follow him into the stock room, getting their workers to take over the floor. As I stepped in, flashbacks to Tommy as a newborn came to me. How strange, it was almost like a full circle.
âSo, whatâs it gonna be then?â George grinned.
I giggled at Fred who was almost jumping up and down in excitement.âGo on then, I said you could tell him.â
âWell, Georgie, itâs a boy-â
He threw his arms up in the air.âYes! I knew it!â
ïżœïżœAnd a girl.â
âWait, what?â his arms slowly sank down.
âWeâre having twins! Thereâs going to be another set of Weasley twins!â
George responded with a loud cheer, throwing himself onto his brother in an engulfing hug. They were patting each other on the back, at first jumping about before they calmed down, swaying side to side.
âFreddie, thatâs amazing! (Y/N), youâre going to be massive!â
I scoffed a laugh, knowing he meant no harm.âThank you very much George. Youâve already earned yourself a whole weekend of babysitting.â
âHave you told mum yet?â
âNo,â Fred said,âyouâre the first.â
âSheâs going to go crazy.â
âSo is mine.â I stated.
âWho would have thought, eh? Another set of twins?â
âIâm going to finally know what it was like to raise you two. Perhaps I should have a masterclass from your mum.â
âSheâll give you lots of tips, and stories about how much of a terror we were.â
âGreat, looking forward to that.â
Leaving the shop, Fred took over carrying Tommy in one arm, his other hand holding mine. We dawdled on our way home, seeming to be in no rush as we took in what news we were given today.
I smiled as I placed a hand on my bump.âFred?â
âHm?â Tommy was already falling asleep on his shoulder.
âAre we really doing this?â
He smiled back.âWe really are.â
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The First Witch of Damansara
BY
ZEN CHO
Vivianâs late grandmother was a witchâwhich is just a way of saying she was a woman of unusual insight. Vivian, in contrast, had a mind like a hi-tech blender. She was sharp and purposeful, but she did not understand magic.
This used to be a problem. Magic ran in the family. Even her motherâs second cousin, who was adopted, did small spells on the side. She sold these from a stall in Kota Bharu. Her main wares were various types of fruit fried in batter, but if you bought five pisang or cempedak goreng, she threw in a jampi for free.
These embarrassing relatives became less of a problem after Vivian left Malaysia. In the modern Western country where she lived, the public toilets were clean, the newspapers were allowed to be as rude to the government as they liked, and nobody believed in magic except people in whom nobody believed. Even with a cooking appliance mind, Vivian understood that magic requires belief to thrive.
She called home rarely, and visited even less often. She was twenty-eight, engaged to a rational man, and employed as an accountant.
Vivianâs Nai Nai would have said that she was attempting to deploy enchantments of her ownâthe fiancĂ©, the ordinary hobbies, and the sensible office job were so many sigils to ward off chaos. It was not an ineffective magic. It workedâfor a while.
There was just one moment, after she heard the news, when Vivian experienced a surge of unfilial exasperation.
âThey could have call me on Skype,â she said. âCall my handphone some more! What a waste of money.â
âWhatâs wrong?â said the fiancĂ©. He plays the prince in this story: beautiful, supportive, and cast in an appropriately self-effacing roleâjust off-screen, on a white horse.
âMy grandmotherâs passed away,â said Vivian. âIâm supposed to go back.â
Vivian was not a woman to hold a grudge. When she turned up at KLIA in harem trousers and a tank top it was not through malice aforethought, but because she had simply forgotten.
Her parents embraced her with sportsmanlike enthusiasm, but when this was done her mother pulled back and plucked at her tank top.
âGirl, whatâs this? You know Nai Nai wonât like it.â
Nai Nai had lived by a code of rigorous propriety. She had disapproved of wearing black or navy blue at Chinese New Year, of white at weddings, and of spaghetti straps at all times. When they went out for dinner, even at the local restaurant where they sat outdoors and were accosted by stray cats requesting snacks, her grandchildren were required to change out of their ratty pasar malam T-shirts and faded shorts. She drew a delicate but significant distinction between flip-flops and sandals, singlets and strapless tops, soft cotton shorts and denim.
âCan see your bra,â whispered Ma. âItâs not so nice.â
âThat kind of pants,â her dad said dubiously. âDonât know what Nai Nai will think of it.â
âNai Nai wonât see them what,â said Vivian, but this offended her parents. They sat in mutinous silence throughout the drive home.
Their terrace house was swarming with pregnant cats and black dogs.
âOnly six dogs,â said Vivianâs mother when Vivian pointed this out. âBecause got five cats. Your sister thought itâs a good idea to have more dogs than cats.â
âBut why do we have so many cats?â said Vivian. âI thought you donât like to have animals in the house.â
âNai Nai collected the cats,â said Vivianâs sister. âShe started before she passed away. Pregnant cats only.â
âWei Yi,â said Vivian. âHow are you?â
âIâm OK. Vivian,â said Wei Yi. Her eyes glittered.
Sheâd stopped calling Vivian jie jie some time after Vivian left home. Vivian minded this less than the way she said âVivianâ as though it were a bad word.
But after all, Vivian reminded herself, Wei Yi was seventeen. She was practically legally required to be an arsehole.
âWhy did Nai Nai want the pregnant cats?â Vivian tried to make her voice pleasant.
âHai, donât need to talk so much,â said their mother hastily. âLinâVivian so tired. Vivian, you go and change first, then we go for dinner. Papa will start complaining soon if not.â
It was during an outing to a prayer goods store, while Vivianâs mother was busy buying joss sticks, that her motherâs friend turned to Vivian and said, âSo a lot of things to do in your house now ah?â
Vivian was shy to say she knew nothing about what preparations were afoot. As her motherâs eldest it would only have been right for her to have been her motherâs first support in sorting out the funeral arrangements.
âNo, we are having a very simple funeral,â said Vivian. âNai Nai didnât believe in religion so much.â
This was not a lie. The brutal fact was that Nai Nai had been an atheist with animist leanings, in common with most witches. Vivianâs parents preferred not to let this be known, less out of a concern that Nai Nai would be outed as a witch, than because of the stale leftover fear that she would be considered a Communist.
âBut what about the dog cat all that?â said Auntie Wendy. âDid it work? Did your sister manage to keep her in the coffin?â
Vivianâs mind whirred to a stop. Then it started up again, buzzing louder than ever.
Ma was righteously indignant when Vivian reproached her.
âYou live so long overseas, why you need to know?â said Ma. âDonât worry. Yi Yi is handling it. Probably Nai Nai was not serious anyway.â
âNot serious about what?â
âHai, these old people have their ideas,â said Ma. âNai Nai live in KL so long, she still want to go home. Not that I donât want to please her. If it was anything else⊠but even if she doesnât have pride for herself, I have pride for her!â
âNai Nai wanted to be buried in China?â said Vivian, puzzled.
âChina what China! Your Nai Nai is from Penang lah,â said Ma. âYour Yeh Yeh is also buried in Bukit Tambun there. But the way he treat Mother, I donât think they should be buried together.â
Vivian began to understand. âBut Ma, if she said she wanted to be with himââ
âItâs not what she wants! Itâs just her idea of propriety,â said Ma. âShe thinks woman must always stay by the husband no matter what. I donât believe that! Nai Nai will be buried here and when her children and grandchildren pass on we will be buried with her. Itâs more comfortable for her, right? To have her loved ones around her?â
âBut if Nai Nai didnât think so?â
Maâs painted eyebrows drew together.
âNai Nai is a very stubborn woman,â she said.
Wei Yi was being especially teenaged that week. She went around with lightning frizzing her hair and stormclouds rumbling about her ears. Her clothes stood away from her body, stiff with electricity. The cats hissed and the dogs whined when she passed.
When she saw the paper offerings their mother had bought for Nai Nai, she threw a massive tantrum.
âWhatâs this?â she said, picking up a paper polo shirt. âWhere got Nai Nai wear this kind of thing?â
Ma looked embarrassed.
âThe shop only had that,â she said. âDonât be angry, girl. I bought some bag and shoe also. But you know Nai Nai was never the dressy kind.â
âThatâs because she like to keep all her nice clothes,â said Wei Yi. She cast a look of burning contempt at the paper handbag, printed in heedless disregard of intellectual property rights with the Gucci logo. âLooks like the pasar malam bag. And this slippers is like old man slippers. Nai Nai could put two of her feet in one slipper!â
âLike that sheâs less likely to hop away,â Ma said thoughtlessly.
âIs that what you call respecting your mother-in-law?â shouted Wei Yi. âHah, you wait until itâs your turn! Iâll know how to treat you then.â
âWei Yi, how can you talk to Ma like that?â said Vivian.
âYou shut up your face!â Wei Yi snapped. She flounced out of the room.
âShe never even see the house yet,â sighed Ma. She had bought an elaborate palace fashioned out of gilt-edged pink paper, with embellished roofs and shuttered windows, and two dolls dressed in Tang dynasty attire prancing on a balcony. âGot two servants some more.â
âShe shouldnât talk to you like that,â said Vivian.
She hadnât noticed any change in Maâs appearance before, but now the soft wrinkly skin under her chin and the pale brown spots on her arms reminded Vivian that she was getting old. Old people should be cared for.
She touched her mother on the arm. âIâll go scold her. Never mind, Ma. Girls this age are always one kind.â
Ma smiled at Vivian.
âYou were OK,â she said. She tucked a lock of Vivianâs hair behind her ear.
Old people should be grateful for affection. The sudden disturbing thought occurred to Vivian that no one had liked Nai Nai very much because sheâd never submitted to being looked after.
Wei Yi was trying to free the dogs. She stood by the gate, holding it open and gesturing with one hand at the great outdoors.
âGo! Blackie, Guinness, Ah Hei, Si Hitam, Jackie, Bobby! Go, go!â
The dogs didnât seem that interested in the great outdoors. Ah Hei took a couple of tentative steps towards the gate, looked back at Wei Yi, changed her mind and sat down again.
âJackie and Bobby?â said Vivian.
Wei Yi shot her a glare. âI ran out of ideas.â The so what? was unspoken, but it didnât need to be said.
âWhy these stupid dogs donât want to go,â Wei Yi muttered. âWhen you open the gate to drive in or out, they go running everywhere. When you want them to chau, they donât want.â
âThey can tell you wonât let them back in again,â said Vivian.
She remembered when Wei Yi had been cuteâas a little girl, with those pure single-lidded eyes and the doll-like lacquered bowl of hair. When had she turned into this creature? Hair at sevens and eights, the uneven fringe falling into malevolent eyes. Inappropriately tight Bermuda shorts worn below an unflatteringly loose plaid shirt.
At seven Wei Yi had been a being perfect in herself. At seventeen there was nothing that wasnât wrong about the way she moved in the world.
Vivian had been planning to tell her sister off, but the memory of that lovely child softened her voice. âWhy you donât want the dogs anymore?â
âI want Nai Nai to win.â Wei Yi slammed the gate shut.
âWhat, by having nice clothes when sheâs passed away?â said Vivian. âWinning or losing, doesnât matter for Nai Nai anymore. What does it matter if she wears a polo shirt in the afterlife?â
Wei Yiâs face crumpled. She clutched her fists in agony. The words broke from her in a roar.
âYouâre so stupid! You donât know anything!â She kicked the gate to relieve her feelings. âNai Naiâs brain works more than yours and sheâs dead! Do you even belong to this family?â
This was why Vivian had left. Magic lent itself to temperament.
âMaybe not,â said Vivian.
When Vivian was angry she did it with the same single-minded energy she did everything else. This was why she decided to go wedding dress shopping in the week of her grandmotherâs funeral.
There were numerous practical justifications, actually. She went through them in her head as she drove past bridal studios where faceless mannequins struck poses in clouds of tulle.
âCheaper to get it here than overseas. Not like Iâm helping much at home what. Not like I was so close to Nai Nai.â
She ended up staring mournfully at herself in the mirror, weighted down by satin and rhinestones. Did she want a veil? Did she like lace? Ball gown or mermaid shape?
Sheâd imagined her wedding dress as being white and long. She hadnât expected there to be so many permutations on a theme. She felt pinned in place by the choices available to her.
The shop assistant could tell her heart wasnât in it.
âSome ladies like other color better,â said the shop assistant. âYou want to try? We have blue, pink, peach, yellowâvery nice color, very feminine.â
âI thought usually white?â
âSome ladies donât like white becauseâyou knowââ the shop assistant lowered her voice, but she was too superstitious to say it outright. âItâs related to a not so nice subject.â
The words clanged in Vivianâs ears. Briefly light-headed, she clutched at the back of a chair for balance. Her hands were freezing. In the mirror the white dress looked like a shroud. Her face hovering above it was the face of a mourner, or a ghost.
âNow that Iâve tried it, Iâm not sure I like Western gown so much,â said Vivian, speaking with difficulty.
âWe have cheongsam or qun kua,â said the shop assistant. âVery nice, very traditional. Miss is so slim, will suit the cheongsam.â
The jolt of red brocade was a relief. Vivian took a dress with gold trimmings, the highest of high collars and an even higher slit along the sides. It was as red as a blare of trumpets, as red as the pop of fireworks.
This fresh chili red had never suited her. In it she looked paler than ever, washed out by the vibrant shade. But the color was a protective charm. It laid monsters to rest. It shut out hungry ghosts. It frightened shadows back into the corners where they belonged.
Vivian crept home with her spoils. That night she slept and did not dream of anything.
The next morning she regretted the purchase. Her fiancĂ© would think it was ridiculous. She couldnât wear a cheongsam down the aisle of an Anglican church. She would take it back to the boutique and return it. After all the white satin mermaid dress had suited her. The sweetheart neckline was so much more flattering than a mandarin collar.
She shoved the cheongsam in a bag and tried to sneak out, but Wei Yi was sitting on the floor of the laundry room, in the way of her exit. She was surrounded by webs of filigreed red paper.
âWhatâs this?â said Vivian.
âItâs called paper cutting,â said Wei Yi, not looking up. âYou never see before meh?â
On the floor the paper cuttings unfurled. Some were disasters: a mutilated fish floated past like tumbleweed; a pair of flirtatious girls had been torn apart by an overly enthusiastic slash. But some of the pieces were astounding.
âKwan Yin,â said Vivian.
The folds in the goddessâs robes had been rendered with extraordinary delicacy. Her eyes were gentle, her face double-chinned. Her halo was a red moon circled by ornate clouds.
âItâs for Nai Nai,â said Wei Yi. âMaybe Kwan Yin will have mercy on her even though sheâs so blasphemous.â
âShouldnât talk like that about the dead,â said Vivian.
Wei Yi rolled her eyes, but the effort of her craft seemed to be absorbing all her evil energies. Her response was mild: âItâs not disrespectful if itâs true.â
Her devotion touched Vivian. Surely not many seventeen-year-olds would spend so much time on so laborious a task. The sleet of impermanent art piled around her must have taken hours to produce.
âDid Nai Nai teach you how to do that?â Vivian said, trying to get back on friendlier ground.
Wei Yiâs face spasmed.
âNai Nai was a rubber tapper with seven children,â she said. âShe canât even read! You think what, she was so free she can do all these hobbies, is it? I learnt it from YouTube lah!â
She crumpled the paper she was working on and flung it down on the floor to join the flickering red mass.
âOh, whatever!â said Vivian in the fullness of her heart.
She bought the whitest, fluffiest, sheeniest, most beaded dress she could find in the boutique. It was strapless and low-backed to boot. Nai Nai would have hated it.
That night Vivian dreamt of her grandmother.
Nai Nai had climbed out of her coffin where she had been lying in the living room. She was wearing a kebaya, with a white baju and a batik sarong wrapped around her hips. No modern creation thisâthe blouse was fastened not with buttons but with kerongsang, ornate gold brooches studded with pearls and rhinestones.
Nai Nai was struggling with the kerongsang. In her dream Vivian reached out to help her.
âI can do!â said Nai Nai crossly. âDonât so sibuk.â She batted at the kerongsang with the slim brown hands that had been so deft in life.
âWhatâs the matter? You want to take it off for what?â said Vivian in Hokkien.
âItâs too nice to wear outside,â Nai Nai complained. âWhen I was alive I used safety pins and it was enough. All this hassle just because I am like this. I didnât save Yeh Yehâs pension so you can spend on a carcass!â
âWhy do you want to go outside?â Vivian took the bony arm. âNai Nai, come, letâs go back to sleep. Itâs so late already. Everybody is sleeping.â
Nai Nai was a tiny old lady with a dandelion fluff of white hair standing out from her head. She looked nothing like the spotty, tubby, furiously awkward Wei Yi, but her expression suddenly showed Vivian what her sister would look like when she was old. The contemptuous exasperation was exactly the same.
âIf itâs not late, how can I go outside?â she said. âI have a long way to go. Hai!â She flung up her hands. âAfter they bury me, ask the priest to give you back the kerongsang.â
She started hopping towards the door, her arms held rod-straight out in front of her. The sight was comic and horrible.
This was the secret the family had been hiding from Vivian. Nai Nai had become a kuang shi.
âNai Nai,â choked Vivian. âPlease rest. Youâre so old already, shouldnât run around so much.â
âDonât answer back!â shouted Nai Nai from the foyer. âCome and open the door for Nai Nai! Yeh Yeh will be angry. He cannot stand when people are late.â
Vivian envisioned Nai Nai hopping out of the houseâpast the neighborhood park with its rustling bushes and creaking swings, past the neighborsâ Myvis and Peroduas, through the toll while the attendant slumbered. She saw Nai Nai hopping along the curves of the Titiwangsa mountains, her halo of hair white against the bleeding red of the hills where the forests had peeled away to show the limestone. She saw Nai Nai passing oil palm plantations, their leaves dark glossy green under the brassy glare of sunshineâsleepy water buffalo flicking their tails in wide hot fieldsâempty new terrace houses standing in white rows on bare hillsides. Up the long North-South Expressway, to her final home.
âNai Nai,â said Vivian. Donât leave us, she wanted to say.
âComplain, complain!â Nai Nai was slapping at the doorknob with her useless stiff hands.
âYou canât go all that way,â said Vivian. She had an inspiration. âYour sarong will come undone.â
Whoever had laid Nai Nai out had dressed her like a true nyonya. The sarong was wound around her hips and tucked in at the waist, with no fastenings to hold it up.
âAt my age, who cares,â said Nai Nai, but this had clearly given her pause.
âCome back to sleep,â coaxed Vivian. âIâll tell Mummy. Bukit Tambun, right? Iâll sort it out for you.â
Nai Nai gave her a sharp look. âCan talk so sweetly but what does she do? Grandmother is being buried and she goes to buy a wedding dress!â
Vivian winced.
âThe dress is not nice also,â said Nai Nai. âWhat happened to the first dress? That was nice. Red is a happy color.â
âI know Nai Nai feels itâs pantang, butââ
âPantang what pantang,â snapped Nai Nai. Like all witches, she hated to be accused of superstition. âWhite is a boring color! Ah, when I got married everybody wanted to celebrate. We had two hundred guests and they all had chicken to eat. I looked so beautiful in my photo. And Yeh YehâŠâ
Nai Nai sank into reminiscence.
âWhat about Yeh Yeh?â prompted Vivian.
âYeh Yeh looked the same as always. Like a useless playboy,â said Nai Nai. âHe could only look nice and court girls.â
âThen you want to be buried with him for what?â
âThatâs different,â said Nai Nai. âWhether Iâm a good wife doesnât have anything to do with what he was like.â
As if galvanized by Vivianâs resistance, she turned and made to hit the door again.
âIf you listen to me, Iâll take the dress back to the shop,â said Vivian, driven by desperation.
Nai Nai paused. âYouâll buy the pretty cheongsam?â
âIf you want also Iâll wear the kua,â said Vivian recklessly.
She tried not to imagine what her fiancĂ© would say when he saw the loose red jacket and long skirt, embroidered in gold and silver with bug-eyed dragons and insectoid phoenixes. And the three-quarter bell sleeves, all the better to show the wealth of the family in the gold bracelets stacked on the brideâs wrists! How that would impress her future in-laws.
To her relief, Nai Nai said, âNo lah! So old-fashioned. Cheongsam is nicer.â
She started hopping back towards the living room.
Vivian trailed behind, feeling somehow as if she had been outmaneuvered.
âNai Nai, do you really want to be buried in Penang?â
Nai Nai peered up with suspicion in her reddened eyes as Vivian helped her back into the coffin.
âYou want to change your mind, is it?â
âNo, no, Iâll get the cheongsam. Itâll be in my room by tomorrow, I promise.â
Nai Nai smiled.
âYou know why I wanted you all to call me Nai Nai?â she said before Vivian closed the coffin. âEven though Hokkien people call their grandmother Ah Ma?â
Vivian paused with her hand on the lid.
âIn the movies, Nai Nai is always bad!â
Vivian woke up with her grandmotherâs growly cackle in her ears.
Wei Yi was in the middle of a meltdown when Vivian came downstairs for breakfast. Ma bristled with relief:
âAh, your sister is here. Sheâll talk to you.â
Wei Yi was sitting enthroned in incandescence, clutching a bread knife. A charred hunk of what used to be kaya toast sat on her plate. The Star newspaper next to it was crisping at the edges.
Vivian began to sweat. She thought about turning on the ceiling fan, but that might stoke the flames.
She pulled out a chair and picked up the jar of kaya as if nothing was happening. âWhatâs up?â
Wei Yi turned hot coal eyes on Vivian.
âShe doesnât want to kill the dogs wor,â said Ma. âAngry already.â
âSo? Who ask you to kill the dogs in the first place?â said Vivian.
âStupid,â said Wei Yi. Her face was very pale, but her lips had the dull orange glow of heated metal. Fire breathed in her hair. A layer of ash lay on the crown of her head.
âBecause of Nai Nai,â Ma explained. âWei Yi heard the blood of a black dog is good for Nai Naiâs⊠condition.â
âItâs not right,â said Wei Yi. âItâs better for Nai Nai ifâbut you wonât understand one.â
Vivian spread a layer of kaya on her piece of bread before she answered. Her hands were shaking, but her voice was steady when she spoke.
âI think Ma is right. Thereâs no need to kill any dogs. Nai Nai is not serious about being a kuang shi. Sheâs just using it as an emotional blackmail.â She paused for reflection. âAnd I think sheâs enjoying it also lah. You know Nai Nai was always very active. She likes to be up and about.â
Wei Yi dropped her butter knife.
âEh, how you know?â said Ma.
âShe talked to me in my dream last night because she didnât like the wedding dress I bought,â said Vivian.
Maâs eyes widened. âYou went to buy your wedding dress when Nai Nai just pass away?â
âYou saw Nai Nai?â cried Wei Yi. âWhat did she say?â
âShe likes cheongsam better, and she wants to be buried in Penang,â said Vivian. âSo Iâm going to buy cheongsam. Ma, should think about sending her back to Penang. When she got nothing to complain about she will settle down.â
âWhy she didnât talk to me?â said Wei Yi. Beads of molten metal ran down her face, leaving silver trails. âI do so many jampi and she never talk to me! Itâs not fair!â
Ma was torn between an urge to scold Vivian and the necessity of comforting Wei Yi. âGirl, donât cryâVivian, so disrespectful, Iâm surprise Nai Nai never scold youââ
âYi Yi,â said Vivian. âShe didnât talk to you because in Nai Naiâs eyes you are perfect already.â As she said this, she realized it was true.
Wei Yiâawkward, furious, and objectionable in every wayâwas Nai Naiâs ideal grandchild. There was no need to monitor or reprimand such a perfect heir. The surprise was that Nai Nai even thought it necessary to rise from the grave to order Vivian around, rather than just leaving the job to the next witch.
Of course, Nai Nai probably hadnât had the chance to train Wei Yi in the standards expected of a wedding in Nai Naiâs family. The finer points of bridal fashion would certainly escape Wei Yi.
âNai Nai only came back to scold people,â said Vivian. âShe doesnât need to scold you for anything.â
The unnatural metallic sheen of Wei Yiâs face went away. Her hair and eyes dimmed. Her mouth trembled.
Vivian expected a roar. Instead Wei Yi shoved her kaya toast away and laid her head on the table.
âI miss Nai Nai,â she sobbed.
Ma got up and touched Vivian on the shoulder.
âI have to go buy thing,â she whispered. âYou cheer up your sister.â
Wei Yiâs skin was still hot when Vivian put her arm around her, but as Vivian held her Wei Yiâs temperature declined, until she felt merely feverish. Her tears went from scalding to lukewarm.
âNai Nai, Nai Nai,â she wailed in that screechy show-off way Vivian had always hated. When they were growing up Vivian had not believed in Wei Yiâs tearsâthey seemed no more than a show, put on to impress the grown-ups.
Vivian now realized that the grief was as real as the volume deliberate. Wei Yi did not cry like that simply because she was sad, but because she wanted someone to listen to her.
In the old days it had been a parent or a teacherâs attention that she had sought. These howls were aimed directly at the all-too-responsive ears of their late grandmother.
âWei Yi,â said Vivian. âIâve thought of what you can do for Nai Nai.â
For once Wei Yi did not put Vivianâs ideas to scorn. She seemed to have gone up in her sisterâs estimation for having seen Nai Naiâs importunate spectre.
Vivian had a feeling Nai Naiâs witchery had gone into Wei Yiâs paper cutting skills. YouTube couldnât explain the unreal speed with which she did it.
Vivian tried picking up Wei Yiâs scissors and dropped them, yelping.
âWhat theâ!â It had felt like an electric shock.
Wei Yi grabbed the scissors. âThese are no good. I give you other ones to use.â
Vivian got the task of cutting out the sarongâa large rectangular piece of paper to which Wei Yi would add the batik motifs later. When she was done Wei Yi took a look and pursed her lips. The last time Vivian had felt this small was when she failed her first driving test two minutes after getting into the car.
âOK ah?â
âNot bad,â said Wei Yi unconvincingly. âEh, you go help Ma do her whatever thing lah. Iâll work on this first.â
A couple of hours later she barged into Vivianâs room. âWhy youâre here? Why you take so long? Come and see!â
Vivian got up sheepishly. âI thought you need some time to finish mah.â
âNonsense. Nai Nai going to be buried tomorrow, where got time to dilly-dally?â Wei Yi grasped her hand.
The paper dress was laid in crisp folds on the dining table. Wei Yiâs scissors had rendered the delicate lace of the kebaya blouse with marvelous skill. Peacocks with uplifted wings and princely crowns draped their tails along the hems, strutted up the lapels, and curled coyly around the ends of the sleeves. The paper was chiffon-thin. A breath set it fluttering.
The skirt was made from a thicker, heavier cream paper. Wei Yi had cut blowsy peonies into the front and a contrasting grid pattern on the reverse. Vivian touched it in wonder, feeling the nubby texture of the paper under her fingertips.
âDo you think Nai Nai will like it?â said Wei Yi.
Vivian had to be honest. âThe top is a bit see-through, no?â
âSheâll have a singlet to wear underneath,ïżœïżœïżœ said Wei Yi. âI left that for you to do. Very simple one. Just cut along the line only.â
This was kindness, Wei Yi style.
âItâs beautiful, Yi Yi,â said Vivian. She felt awkwardâthey were not a family given to complimentsâbut once sheâd started it was easy to go on. âItâs so nice. Nai Nai will love it.â
âAh, donât need to say so much lah,â Wei Yi scoffed. ââOKâ enough already. I still havenât done shoe yet.â
They burnt the beautiful cream kebaya as an offering to Nai Nai. It didnât go aloneâWei Yi had created four other outfits, working through the night. Samfu for everyday wear; an old-fashioned loose, long-sleeved cheongsam (âNicer for older lady. Nai Nai is not a Shanghai cabaret singerâ); a sarong for sleeping in; and a Punjabi suit of all things.
âNai Nai used to like wearing it,â said Wei Yi when Vivian expressed surprise. âComfortable mah. Nai Nai likes this simple kind of thing to wear for every day.â
âFour is not a good number,â said Vivian. âMaybe should make extra sarong?â
âYou forgot the kebaya. Thatâs five,â Wei Yi retorted. âAnyway she die already. What is there to be pantang about?â
They threw in the more usual hell gold and paper mansion into the bonfire as well. The doll servants didnât burn well, but melted dramatically and stuck afterwards.
Since they were doing the bonfire outside the house, on the public road, this concerned Vivian. She chipped doubtfully away at the mess of plastic.
âDonât worry,â said Ma. âThe servants have gone to Nai Nai already.â
âIâm not worried about that,â said Vivian. âIâm worried about MPPJ.â She couldnât imagine the local authorities would be particularly pleased about the extra work theyâd made for them.
âTheyâre used to it lah,â said Ma, dismissing the civil service with a wave of the hand.
They even burnt the fake Gucci bag and the polo shirt in the end.
âNai Nai will find some use for it,â said Wei Yi. âMaybe turn out she like that kind of style also.â
She could afford to be magnanimous. Making the kebaya had relieved something in Wei Yiâs heart. As sheâd stood watch over the flames to make sure the demons didnât get their offerings to Nai Nai, there had been a serenity in her face.
As they moved back to the house, Vivian put her arm around her sister, wincing at the snap and hiss when her skin touched Wei Yiâs. It felt like a static shock, only intensified by several orders of magnitude.
âOK?â
Wei Yi was fizzing with magic, but her eyes were calm and dark and altogether human.
âOK,â replied the Witch of Damansara.
In Vivianâs dream a moth came fluttering into the room. It alighted at the end of her bed and turned into Nai Nai.
Nai Nai was wearing a green-and-white striped cotton sarong, tucked and knotted under her arms as if she were going to bed soon. Her hair smelled of Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo. Her face was white with bedak sejuk.
âTell your mother the house is very beautiful,â said Nai Nai. âThe servants have already run away and got married, but itâs not so bad. In hell itâs not so dusty. Nothing to clean also.â
âNai Naiââ
âAh Yi is very clever now, har?â said Nai Nai. âThe demons looked at my nice things but when they saw her they immediately run away.â
Vivian experienced a pang. She didnât say anything, but perhaps the dead understood these things. Or perhaps it was just that Nai Nai, with sixty-five years of mothering behind her, did not need to be told. She reached out and patted Vivianâs hand.
âYou are always so guai,â said Nai Nai. âIâm not so worried about you.â
This was a new idea to Vivian. She was unused to thinking of herselfâmagicless, intransigentâas the good kid in the family.
âBut I went overseas,â she said stupidly.
âYouâre always so clever to work hard. You donât make your mother and father worried,â said Nai Nai. âAh Yi ahâŠâ Nai Nai shook her head. âSo stubborn! So naughty! If I donât take care sekali she burn down the house. That girl doesnât use her head. But she become a bit guai already. When sheâs older she wonât be so free, wonât have time to cause so much problems.â
Vivian did not point out that age did not seem to have stopped Nai Nai. This would have been disrespectful. Instead she said,
âNai Nai, were you really a vampire? Or were you just pretending to turn into a kuang shi?â
âHai, you think so fun to pretend to be a kuang shi?â said Nai Nai indignantly. âWhen you are old, you will find out how suffering it is. You think I have time to watch all the Hong Kong movies and learn how to be a vampire?â
So that was how she did it. The pale vampirish skin had probably been bedak sejuk as well. How Nai Nai had obtained bedak sejuk in the afterlife was a question better left unasked. Vivian had questions of more immediate interest anyway.
âIf you stayed because youâre worried about Wei Yi, can I return the cheongsam to the shop?â
Nai Nai bridled. âOh, like that ah? Not proud of your culture, is it? If you want to wear the white dress, like a ghost, so uglyââ
âMa wore a white dress on her wedding day. Everyone does it.â
âNai Nai give you my bedak sejuk and red lipstick lah. Then you can pretend to be kuang shi also!â
âIâll get another cheongsam,â said Vivian. âNot that I donât want to wear cheongsam. I just donât like this one so much. Itâs too expensive.â
âHow much?â
Vivian told her.
âWah, so much ah,â said Nai Nai. âLike that you should just get it tailored. Donât need to buy from shop. Tailored is cheaper and nicer some more. The seamstressâs phone number is in Nai Naiâs old phonebook. Madam Teoh.â
âIâll look,â Vivian promised.
Nai Nai got up, stretching. âMust go now. Scared the demons will donât know do what if I leave the house so long. You must look after your sister, OK?â
Vivian, doubtful about how any attempt to look after Wei Yi was likely to be received, said, âAh.â
âNai Nai already gave Ah Yi her legacy, but Iâll give you yours now,â said Nai Nai. âYouâre a good girl, Ah Lin. Nai Nai didnât have chance to talk to you so much when you were small. But Iâm proud of you. Make sure the seamstress doesnât overcharge. If you tell Madam Teoh youâre my granddaughter sheâll give you discount.â
âThank you, Nai Nai,â said Vivian, but she spoke to an empty room. The curtains flapped in Nai Naiâs wake.
On the floor lay a pile of clothes. Moonlight-sheer chiffon, brown batik, maroon silk and floral print cotton, and on top of this, glowing turquoise even in the pale light of the moon, the most gilded, spangled, intricately embroidered Punjabi suit Vivian had ever seen.
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Kill Hollows: Chapter 1
CHAPTER ONE:
BHA-AAB
Robert Warringtonâs Journal
Token-Oak, Winter of 1991
10,562 days before the Syndemic
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When I say my grandma knew the apocalypse was coming, I donât mean it in a general sense. She didnât just foreshadow dark times on the horizon. I believe she saw what was happening: the burning cities, the collapse of agriculture, and corpses along the interstate piled like trash at a landfill. She felt it, too: The intense pressure of knowing ate at her heart and eventually killed her. The incredible weight of this bleak future smothered her before she could adequately warn anyone but me.
She died on a Tuesday right after the wheat harvest. Even in death, the family would say, she accommodated my grandfather's schedule. Grandma planned her own passingâthou the doctors said the aneurysm was a flukeâright down to what she wore to the hospital. One day, Gramps came home from the farm and found her on the sunflower linoleum in the kitchen convulsing. Yet she packed a bag, stashed a weekâs worth of leftovers in the fridge, and paid the bills a month in advance. Grandma was spooky like that. She had the foresight of a Cajun mystic.
Grandma had these great big eyes, but she rarely opened them more than a squint. She hid them behind reading frames she bought in the plastic turnstile at the local IGA Supermarket. With her head tilted and her reading glasses perched on the tip of her nose, she dug into people with those eyes. She had this way of looking into a person, right inside their thoughts, like she was vetting them for trustworthiness suitable enough to be her confidant. Few met her standards.
Grandma was a collector, like many women from small towns, she had a âpower animal.â She bought cookie jars, bric-a-brac, and mawkish paintings of her âpower animalâ that personified her best. For my grandma, it was owls: spooky ass, head-turning-180-degree-Exorcist-style, big-eyed, predatory, nocturnal, clawed, and sharp-beaked owls. The damned things filled her home, lurking in every nook, following you with their eyes. I saw my grandma in all those owls.
Grandma loved to scare little kids. Scare them in a way that was simultaneously welcoming and bone-chilling. Over a plate of fresh-baked cookiesâchocolate chip that were puffy, crunchy on the outside, yet doughy in the middleâshe'd offer you her âinsightsâ of the world. The cookies lowered your guard and the way she spoke really sucked you in, always in a gentle coo. âYou know, Bob, those black spots on BBQ chips? Those are boogers from people that work at the factory.â Or, ever so subtly, âI once filled a glass dish with Coke and submerged a metal spoon in it and left it overnight. In the morning, the spoon was gone ⊠completely dissolved. Now, Bob, imagine what that stuff does to your stomach overnight? Have you been checking your poop for blood?â And, let's not forget her stories about chocolate, âthat stuff is made from the coco plant, you know, thatâs where the 'cho' comes from. Well, the plant is used to manufacture illegal narcotics. A little white powder called CHOcaine. There is something in the plant that pulls people in. Changes their brain. Every bit of âChoâ you ingest is a step closer to being a drug addict when youâre older. A step closer to sleeping in gutters, having no teeth, and never wiping your ass with toilet paper. So, enjoy that Butterfinger, Bob, enjoy it real⊠slow.â
Yeah, I loved my grandma. Even though she was mean and wrong about a lot of things. I remember her stories because she conveyed them with a quiet passion. She was the only woman I ever met that could scare me to death and make me feel loved unconditionally at the same time.
Grandma grew up in the town of Token-Oak and stayed there her whole life. A town named for the prevalence of thousand-year-old oaks. In its heyday, Token-Oak was a Midwestern postcard town, picturesque in a Norman Rockwell kind of way. In the fall, the foliage from the deep-rooted oaks provided a pallet of Autumn colors so brilliant and varied that people would pull over on the interstate to take family photos with the hills in the background. In recent years, however, the oaks suffered a debilitating disease causing their leaves to fall. These hulking relics stand all over the town leafless and dying, their twisting fingers reaching out into space.
Before things went to hell, townsfolk talked about Token-Oak like a distant relative that once had a multimillion-dollar empire. They never mentioned that the relative spent the fortune on whores and coke only to wind up penniless and using the daily paper as a blanket. Token-Oakeans bragged on the oil booms and the new interstate and the influx of traffic as âprogress.â They never mentioned the meth labs, violence, and the strange detachment that permeated the town. No one ever discussed the dark underbelly of Token-Oak, no one except my grandma.
Grandma and this will sound crazy, could predict future events. Perhaps not the exact time or outcome, but she could see the future. Frankly, all grandmothers possess this gift in varying degrees of intensity. Most grandmothers can look at a young man and tell you with surprising accuracy if a kid will be a success in life. In a moderately advanced form, some grandmothers can predict the downfall of a kid, but the advanced ones, women like my grandmother, could predict success, downfall, and the immediate steps necessary to correct the downward spiral. Grandma had the trifecta, the holy trinity, of grandmotherly prognostication.
Grandma knew where I was headed a long time before I got there. She warned me, and my life happened precisely like she said it would. You see, I was what many considered a smart kid, but one that was intensely troubled by emotions. Back in the Eighties, parents didn't throw around psychobabble. Today, I probably would have landed somewhere on the spectrum. In 1986, I was just a fucked-up little kid struggling through life.
Life was one hell of a struggle.
My dad overdosed when I was six. My mom, my brotherâhis name was Jacobâand I walked into our trailer on a Friday night after going to the County Fair. Dad was laying on the dirty carpet next to the couch. He had this white froth around his mouth, and one of his eyes was rolled back in his head. In his left hand, he held a hypodermic needle. Mom dropped me in the doorway and released a milk-curdling scream. Jacob and I just stood there, in the living room, looking at Dad.
The whole trailer park was around our house for hours. The cops took Dad away in a black sack and combed through the house looking for more drugs. They took buckets and bottles and dirty tubing out of our back room. Pretty much anything that could be used to make meth.
There was one thing that the cops missed. A few days later, I found a spoon under the couch. The backside was burnt black. The neck of the spoon was wrapped with electrical tape. The bowl of the spoon had a white film, and a piece of cotton singed to it, but it still shined. Iâd lay on my twin mattress at the far end of the trailer and look at my upside-down reflection in the concave of that spoon for hours.
My mom caught me with it weeks later. âWhere did you get this?â she said in a voice that was somehow a desperate plea and a rage-filled question. I told her that I found it under the couch, âunderneath my dad.â And Mom cried so long I thought she might have died. But she left me with that dirty spoon.
The next day, Mom went to buy milk at the gas station. A semi-truck hit her car over the bridge by the tire plant. The driver that hit her was so high on meth that he never let off the gas. The roaring engine of the Freightliner slammed her Datsun hatchback over the guardrail and into the icy water of the Smoky River fifty feet below.
In a three-week span, I lost both my parents to drugs. That period changed my life, as you might imagine. Jacob and I went to live with our grandparents. It only took the better part of a week to figure out it was an arrangement that was doomed to fail. Grandma was always watching me, always warning that I couldnât let my past ruin my life. âYou drew a rough hand,â sheâd say, âbut you have to persevere. Use this pain, donât let it use you.â She was always telling me to âput my suffering to work,â like it was a fucking mule that could till a field. She watched me with those huge eyes, like a predatory bird.
I still remember every detail of the afternoon Grandma warned me about the future. And that was decades ago. I was at her house on a chilly October afternoon around my birthday. I was shooting hoops with Jacob just before dinner. We had just finished watching the movie Hoosiers. Oh man, we loved to watch movies back then. The final scene was so inspiring to Jacob and me that we ran outside to impersonate the movie protagonist, Jimmy Chitwood. Hoosiers meant a lot to Caucasian farm kids in the Midwest. A good jump shot combined with âfundamentals and defenseââand a shitload of frecklesâwas all it took for your name to be whispered among the wheat stubble for all-time. It was all polished wood and step back jumpers against rowdy-ass opponents. They balled hard in Hoosiers, like the NBA in the early â90s, it was football in shorts.
I was ten years old back then. Jacob was twelve.
Jacob and I were adopted by our grandparents late in life. Both were well into their fifties, long past the age when they had the energy to deal with his shit. Jacobâs life was a cycle in three repeating patterns: (1) he received little attention, so he did something vicious; (2) he received a beating for his actions that made him worse, and the grandparents felt guilty; and (3) then they showered him with toys and freedom. Jacob was raised by television, and he returned to this well of knowledge again and again. He saw the world through a prism of movie montages and climactic scenes. In this cycle, Jacob developed an innate fixation for creating fear and causing pain. Even at twelve, he was growing into a âspecialâ kid.
We were playing a game of one-on-one on Grandma's driveway. The rotted plywood hoop was just above the garage door. I was smoking Jacob pretty good. He was older, taller, and had the lanky frame of a b-baller but lacked athletic ability. I stole the ball from him regularly, and that really pissed him off.
âBha-aaaaaaaab,â Jacob would say in this voice that drew out the vowels like a bone saw. It was a portmanteau word of my nickname and the sound that Jacob said I made when he hit me. There was something about that way Jacob said it, in this sotto voce hiss that was so full of sarcasm and hate: âBha-aaaaaaab, donât be a bitch.â Every time I showed weakness: âBha-aaab.â If I displayed any awkwardness in a social setting: âBha-aaab.â If I was too affectionate with my family pet: âBha-aaaab.â If I flinched when he was about to hit me: âBha-aaab.â That name, said in that voice, came to epitomize everything I hated about myself. It was as if all my adolescent self-reproach came to life when Jacob hissed that name.
Jacob had this weird thing about movies. Heâd see it, and heâd do it. Sometimes, when a pivotal scene came on, Iâd look over at him, and his face alone was worth the price of admission. His eyes wide, one eyebrow raised in curiosity, and mouth agape in utter fascination. He studied movie characters: their mannerisms, vocabulary, intonation, and style of dress. He lost himself inside that tubed box like no one Iâd ever seen before or since. Then heâd head out into the world and imitate. Art became life. Fantasy became a reality. For Jacob, there was never a wall separating make-believe. It was like he existed in this alternate universe that mixed make-believe and real life like fuel and air into a jet engine. He soared into the deep recesses of the back of his mind.
The game, just like in the movie, degenerated into jail ball. It was all hip checks, and awkward curse words dropped by kids who didn't fully understand their meaning. "Nice shot, you damn gigolo" and "you play like you got a tampon in your ass."
Grandma was doing dishes in the kitchen and watching us through translucent curtains. The kitchen window was just up the stairs and overlooked the driveway basketball court. She often sat up there like a silent observer in a booth. I saw her silhouette every time I looked up. One time, I took the ball along the edge of the driveway towards the hoop and Jacob body-checked me into the garage door. The collision made a tremendous noise. Springs, plywood, and metal wheels erupted like a raucous crowd. I hit the pavement cursing up a storm. "What the balls was that, you fucking boot-licking gypsy?!"
I heard Grandma's swollen knuckles and skinny fingers wrapping on the window pane. Thomp, Thomp, THOMP! The curtains flew open, and we both saw her scowling down. She had wild eyes that trembled, though the rest of her stood motionless. I could see the air molecules around her head vibrating with energy. Her lips were pursed so tight they could cut through the metal of a spoon. It was a look developed through decades of parenting rowdy kids. It was her own version of the machine kill switch. Flip it, and everything comes to a complete stop.
At least for a while. The thin curtains slowly closed, and Jacob and I started playing again. A shot here. A few dribbles there. I grabbed the ball from Jacob and held it behind me while leaning forward. Both of Jacobâs palms faced toward me, his eyes on fire with rage. He looked like a mime performing the trapped-in-a-box routine.
Then we heard some sounds from the end of the driveway. It was the unmistakable clanging of empty gas bottles and the rattle of wrenches against the bed of Grandpaâs pickup truck. There was a nasal whine, a seething breath. Whatever it was, it sounded rushed.
I sat the ball down on the pavement and Jacob, and I tiptoed towards the truck.
A man was standing at the tailgate. His head down and his arms furiously rifled through the truck bed. He wore a beanie pulled down to the tips of his eyes. Open scabs dripped blood from his unshaven neck. The skin on his face sagged in loose pouches. His mouth was open, and his lips curled back on his teeth. His black, infected gums puffed outward. There was a filth to him, a layer of grime that indicated he hadnât washed in a long while, maybe months. He wore the clothes of a younger person, but he looked like a haggard old man.
The man grabbed a canister of gas, removed the lid, and dumped out the contents. Gasoline vapors filled the air. Gramps had a 100-gallon tank bolted to the bed of his truck that he filled with anhydrous ammonia, a fertilizer that he used during the growing season. The man grabbed the spigot of anhydrous and twisted it open. The repugnant stench of anhydrous overpowered the gasoline. Jacob and I were fifteen feet away, but even from that distance, the fumes burned my eyes and ignited a burn in my throat. The man coughed and growled through the caustic stench as saliva drizzled from his black gums.
The man wore fingerless gloves. He spilled some of the anhydrous on his skin and yanked a hand away, shaking. The caustic liquid ate away at his exposed flesh, but he did not let go of the hose and stood there until the gas-can was full of anhydrous. His eyes squinted hard as he held the can under the spigot. I could smell his flesh burning.
Whenever Grandpa handled the anhydrous, he wore thick rubber gloves and a respirator. Jacob and I must have had eyes as wide as saucers.
When he was finished with the can, he looked up and saw Jacob and me. A loud inhale turned into an animalistic hiss. He was clenching his teeth so hard that his jaw shook. There was a twitch inside him that crawled up from his waist and snarled up his back. His arms and head bobbed and contorted in inexplicable patterns. His eyes swam in their sockets as he tried to focus on us. He had the body of a man, but there was something very inhuman about him. He took heavy and irregular breaths, punctuated by desperate gasps of air. It was like he was fighting inside himself just to live.
He turned away from us as if he heard a sound in the distance. He broke into a run. His limbs stammering and shaking in a disjointed, yet frantic, gallop. He hit the end of the streetâtwo hundred feetâin less than five seconds. The canister of ammonia sloshed caustic liquid in his wake. As he turned into the alley at the end of the street, another figure met him and then a third. They grouped together and disappeared over a dog-eared fence. We watched them run across the railroad tracks and sprint into the grass field by McClintockâs Tree Farm.
âWhat was he doing?â I said, looking up at Jacob. And Jacob had the TV face. His mouth was open, and his head was tilted to one side. His unblinking eyes watched the men disappear over the fence. âJacob,â I said as I reached out to touch him.
Jacobâs trance disappeared, and he blinked slow. He turned his head and looked down at me. âHe needed that stuff to take back to the Hollows⊠the anhydrous,â Jacob said.
âWhat was wrong with him?â
Jacob shrugged and looked back at the fence where the man disappeared. âI donât know. Did you hear that fucker breathe? Sounded like a dying cow,â Jacob said. And he swiped the ball from me and turned towards the basket.
When we turned, Grandma was standing there holding a double-barreled Winchester. The gun was cracked open, and two fresh shells were resting inside the break action. The brass circles of the shells sparkled in the October sunshine. She stood for a long while intensely watching the men disappear into the tall-grass field.
She grabbed me by the neck and pulled me toward the driveway. I fell, and she kept pulling.
Once we were near the basketball hoop at the far end of the driveway, she let go: âIf you were standing at the end of that tailgate, he would have killed you both. If you everâever! âsee a person like that, you run. You get inside the house and lock the doors. There are things in this town, bad things. And donât you think for a minute that just because youâre a kid, that thing wouldnât open you up from belly button to Adamâs apple.â
Grandma took a long breath. She brought her hand to cover her eyes and let out a wobbly exhale. Grandma took me up and hugged me so hard I thought she broke my ribs.
âWhy was he breathing like that?â Jacob asked.
Grandma looked back down the drive for a long while. She covered the sun from her eyes as she scanned the fences in the neighborhood. Then she looked at Jacob and I and shook her head. âHe breathes like that because heâs dying. Been slowly dying for a long time. And one of these days, this whole damn town will be full of people like that.â
Grandma pulled the shells from the Winchester and snapped it shut. She slipped the shells in her coat pocket. She looked around and disappeared inside.
Grandma was a woman of idiosyncrasies. She had rulesâlive or die rulesâthat she never broke. She wouldnât leave the house at night for any reason. She loved her two Alaskan Huskies, and listened to them like they were people. Responding to each one of their barks while in the house by looking out the shutters to inspect the neighborhood. There was a suspicious side to her, especially people in authority or control. I once saw her bolt from the Token-Oak hospital when a doctor tried to take her blood pressure. âI donât trust him, and neither should you,â was all she ever said. It was like she expected the worst in people and searched for it everywhere. For a gregarious kid like me, that coldness was often grating. I could tell that beneath all Grandmaâs issues, she loved us furiously.
Grandma and I butted heads like two rams on a mountain. She tried to keep me contained, and I was always busting out. She would correct me, and Iâd fly off course. It was the ebb and flow of our dynamic.
After Grandma was inside, Jacob looked over at me. âDid you hear that shit? She is losing it,â Jacob said in a wobbly, effeminate voice, âthe town will be full of people like that,â as he imitated Grandma standing with the Winchester. âShe needs to be in a place for crazy people.â
After a while, Jacob and I were back to jail ball. Within minutes, I caught an elbow to the face and hit the pavement. I sprung up spraying profanities like a yard spreader. The curtains flew open, Grandma was standing in a dark kitchen. A vision of utter rage, she glared down upon us like the demon in Fantasiaâs Night on Bald Mountain.
I was scared, but my anger outweighed my fear. What Jacob did was wrong, he was always wrong. I knew that she saw him, and yet she just stared. Grandma always cut him slack.
I waited until the curtain closed. Then it happened, the middle finger on my right hand extended and my arm shot up until my elbow straightened. Boom. There it was. I flipped my grandma off for only a split second. Turns out, that split second was enough.
Even Jacob, the twelve-year-old sadist, knew Iâd made a tremendous mistake.
"Youâre a dumbass,â Jacob said, âshe saw that.â
âWhatever,â I said, holding the ball with both hands while leaning over.
I dismissed the thought and continued the game. Jacob began a new tactic, utterly uncharacteristic. He played softly, no longer pushing me around. It was like he wanted the game to end, just to see what would happen next. After five minutes of disinterested ball, we were done.
Jacob and I kicked our shoes off at the back door of Grandmaâs house and stomped up the kitchen stairs. Grandma was standing at the sink and washing a set of dishes. Her back was facing me, and she did not offer her usual greeting.
I palmed the handle on the fridge door, yanking it open. A half-full container of cherry Kool-Aid was sitting on the top shelf whispering my name. I stood in the middle of the kitchen pouring the chilled, cherry goodness into a jelly jar. Grandma's back was toward me, her hunched shoulders wiggling as she scrubbed a pot in the sink. Jacob stood at the stove in between us. He had a subtle smile as he watched me.
As I took a drink of the cherry liquid, Jacob was the first to speak.
Jacob said, âBob bent the garage door.â
This was such typical Jacob. His goal in life was to get people to lose it. He was gifted at this skill, like an aikido master throwing an attacking opponent off balance, Jacob knew just where, and how, to press. He kept memories of unhinged emotional responses in his mind like a running back keeps the game ball from a three-hundred-yard game.
"That's bullsh . . ." I said reflexively, only to be interrupted mid-profanity by Grandma's hand. She wheeled from the sink, flattened her palm, and threw a cat-quick right cross. It left the side of my face smashing my cheeks into my molars. All of this occurred in three-tenths of a second. Sometimes, life happens in a flash, but you remember it in excruciatingly slow detail. The way her fingers smashed the fatness of my cheek. How my lips curled as she followed through. The spinning jelly jar full of cherry Kool-Aid. Most of all, though, I remember the crime scene afterward.
Red Kool-Aid splattered all around the kitchen, in patterns so intricate that Jackson Pollock would've been jealous. The sunflower linoleum floor, the finger paintings hanging by magnets on the fridge, even the bubble screen on Grandmaâs 9" kitchen TV were covered in the pitter-patter Kool-Aid splatter. The red stuff was everywhere, a fine mist of blood like someoneâs head had exploded. I laid on the linoleum floor looking up at Grandma.
âIt was Jacob⊠he did it,â I whimpered from the floor as I pointed at Jacob.
She towered over me with her right hand still cocked. Bending down, she calmed herself, and said the unforgettable words, âYou canât control yourself. Itâs always someone elseâs fault. And by the time you figure it out, I'll be dead."
Then Grandma leaned down and grabbed me by the collar of my T-shirt, pulled me closer, and said in a hissing whisper, âthere is going to come a time, after I am dead when youâll need Jacob. And heâll be there. Family runs deep, and those bonds are forever. All this youâre going through is just training for whatâs coming. And when it gets here, youâll be thankful.â
Grandma wiped her hands off on a towel and walked out of the kitchen.
Jacob stood by the stove with an orgiastic smile. He had this look, an Iâm-in-control-of-a-delicious-situation visage. His smile was so crooked and fulfilled, half his face looked like the Joker from Batman. It was a look that said, "told you so" and "eat shit" with seamless ferocity. The way his upper row of teeth glowed under his upper lip, the evil twinkle in his eye, even the way he held his head slightly upturned and to the side. For a twelve-year-old kid, he could play the douchebag card with uncanny skill.
âFuck you, Jacob,â I said, sulking out of the kitchen.
I heard him laughing hysterically as I descended the basement stairs. He yelled after me, âAhhh, Ba-aaaab, you going to need me someday. Youâre welcome.â
The basement was the furthest spot in the house away from my grandmother, and she needed time to calm. The basement was quiet, had shag carpet, and puffy furniture. The house was not air-conditioned, but the basement was naturally cool. It was a place of respite from family dysfunction and summer heat.
At the base of the stairs, just to the left, there was my grandfather's office. A room unlike any other. Grandpaâs U-shaped desk had a glass top. He slid decades of old pictures and newspaper clippings under the glass. It was a tableau of his life and our family history. I sat in Grandpaâs office chair with my elbows on the desk, cradling my head in my hands.
Grandpa was a high school history teacher, county politician, and farmer. An avid democratâthe âparty of the little people,â he always saidâhe believed in the common man and would rail against the machine any chance that he got. He supported inmates and single moms and small businesses. Most of all, he loved a good underdog story. After all, who is a bigger underdog than farming teacher with four kids and a penchant for taking on societal problems? He even ran for state senate a few times and lost. Badly. Through all his endeavors, he became part of the political machine. He wrote scathing letters to the editor in the local newspaper whenever he saw a person slighted by âbig business, big government, or big bullshit.â People hated him or loved him. In his office, he kept mementos that he treasured dearly.
The history in that room was personal and honest. On the doorframe, all Grandpaâs children had penciled their height from toddler age to present day. Under the glass on the desk, there were hundreds of pieces of paper. One was an article about my great-grandpa who died when his arm was ripped off in a threshing machine. He bled to death in the wheat stubble of our home place field. His last note, scratched with a pocket knife onto a painted piece of John Deere green metal, read: âI love you all. I did my best.â There was a photo of my grandfather and Bill Clinton, where Clinton wrote so charmingly, âIf I had supporters like you in every state, Iâd be king.â There were the election results for state senate, where Gramps only brought in 27 percent of the vote, glued to the top of his campaign slogan that read simply: âI teach.â Grandpa was so proud of that slogan.
That room was Grandpaâs entire life, his sanctuary from the world. A physical manifestation of memories that told his story. There was not a single picture of my grandmother in that office. Other than the scribbled height of the kids on the doorframe, there were no pictures of any of Grandpaâs kids either. His story.
I sat in that office absorbing the history. My thoughts wandered to what Grandma had said about Jacob. I couldnât envision a scenario when I would need him, the idea that I would be thankful for him was asinine. Just the thought made me clench my fists so hard that my fingernails dug into my palm leaving bloody imprints. I was so emotional, especially back then before the weight of time and responsibility largely suffocated my restlessness. I vowed to myself not to let Jacob get to me again, not to lose control, no matter what happened. I squinted my eyes hardâas if to force the goal into my head.
While I sat there in the basement, Grandpa came down the stairs and walked through the office door.
âGrandma tells me you shot her the bird . . .â
I nodded while looking at the floor.
âOn the drivewayâŠâ
I nodded again.
âShe tells me she slapped the holy hell out of you in the kitchen.â
I nodded again, still looking down.
âWell, sheâs upstairs. Hands and knees up there cleaninâ up red shit off the cabinets. She must have busted you pretty good.â
âItâs Kool-Aid, Gramps.â
He laughed as only he could. âYou left your mark on that room. Everyone will remember that slap and splatter.â And Grandpa walked over and patted me on the back. He told me to try to get along better with Jacob and âkeep my head.â
Things repeated themselves over that year. So much that it was like living in a spin cycle. We were always together, Jacob and I, working the same dawn until dusk shift at the farm. Like too many familial relationships it was a forced shitshow that led to nowhere good. âJacob and Iâ lit a neighborâs pasture on fire and caused some damage to property. âJacob and Iâ wrecked a farm truck. âJacob and Iâ were caught stealing money from Grandpaâs wallet. âJacob and Iâ stole beer from the fridge. There was always a lot more Jacob and a whole hell of a lot less of âI.â Though âIâ was guilty by association.
Jacob and I never got along. I came to realize we never would. Jacob was drawn to pain and fear like an insect to bright light. He loved giving titty twisters that left scars for years. When he was really feeling froggy, which was often, he forced me to slap box him until my gums bled. You could never ride as a passenger in anything Jacob was driving, be it a four-wheeler, a pickup truck, or a bike. He would push the envelope of safety right up to the edge of death until you were in tears and begging to âmake it stop.â
Grandmaâs prediction about Jacob always hung in the back of my mind like a guilty thought. One of Grandmaâs favorite sayings was that âeveryone served a purpose.â Even Jacob. She was especially fond of reiterating that statement when Jacob got into trouble. I watched him deteriorate over the yearsâviolent arrests, a stolen car, an arson charge for burning down a hundred-thousand-dollar grain elevator âjust for shits and giggles.â Grandma kept saying âeveryone serves a purpose. Everyone. Jacob slid so far into the abyss that even unconditional advocates like her began to wonder just what that purpose might be.
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If there was a moment where Grandma realized Jacob would not be able to live a normal life, it was the pigs. That changed everything, that was it. Things went from dysfunctional to something more malevolent. It was the coup de grĂące of Jacobâs sanity.
Jacob and I had just finished watching a comic book flick on the TV in the basement. A hackneyed yawner where the super-villain tied the hero to a post. The villain filled a trench with gas, and spent the last scene flipping a book of matches open and closed over the ditch while saying vague shit like âyou think I wanted this,â âIâm a monster,â and âno one ever loved me.â The movie was boring and formulaic. Nonetheless, Jacob had âthe faceâ while he mentally recorded the scene.
A few weeks later, he did it.
Jacob and I were playing near the pigpen. Grandpa had nestled the pen underneath a trio of thousand-year-old oaks right near the water pump. These trees were the oldest in the country. Massive oaks that had trunks so thick they were twelve feet across the middle Grandpa said the oaks were old even when he was a little boy and his dad had nicknamed them Comanche, Cherokee, and Apache after the warrior Indian tribes.
These three oaks were the centerpiece of the farm. They were so enormous, even in 1880, that the original homesteaders built the house so they could look upon the trees. They towered over the countryside each of them was over 150 feet tall and just as wide. They were never trimmed so their lower branches, thick as sidewalks, reached all the way to the ground. It was a rite of passage to climb to the top of Comancheâs tallest limb. We built a tree house about forty feet up, cupped by the branches of Apache like a father coddles a newborn babe.
As an adolescent, I read this short story from John Muir about riding out the fury of a thunderstorm in the peak of a tree. I climbed up Comanche in the middle of a prairie deluge. The branches dipped thirty feet in high winds. I clung to the trunk, my eyes glued to the horizon as lightening carpet-bombed the chalky hills along the Smoky River in an awesome show. Hugging that tree, I felt the power of nature and the delicateness of life at the same time.
I know this sounds clichéd and sophomoric. With my ear to the trunk of Comanche, I heard the call. It was the most invigorating experience of my life and lit a fire inside me I could never extinguish. I loved that tree since that day.
One summer, Comanche, Cherokee, and Apache started to die. They got an unknown disease that caused their leaves to fall off in the middle of summer. It happened fast, in just two weeks. The hulking relics stood there bald and naked, with three feet of green leaves piled up around them. I still remember Grandpa standing to look at the trio stripped bare and dying during the height of the growing season. They had, at least according to Gramps, been there for well over âfive hundred years.â It was the end of an era that stretched longer from end to end than the American republic.
When those trees died, their leaves turned brown in a matter of days. The ground around the ancient trunks started to dry, and those poor pigs got hot. Even with the water pump dumping gallons of water onto the dirt, the ground began to flake and crack.
When Jacob dug his trench, that dirt was powder dry. He filled it with a line of red diesel. He stood over that trench for ten minutes, smoking a cigarette and flipping the box of matches open and closed.
âYou think I give a fuck?â he said to me, imitating the supervillain from the movie with astounding skill.
He stared down into the box as if the answer was written in tiny letters along the side of a match. He finally pulled one and pinched it in his fingers, his eyes looking from the sulfur of the match-head to connect with mine. There was a flare in those eyes, a crazed glaze that was more akin to a rabid dog. He took a long draw off a cigarette heâd pilfered from Grandma. An inhale so deep, the smoke didnât even come out when he next spoke.
âGrandpa always loved you more. Youâre a soft little pussy. You'll hole up in the basement again. Eventually, he will come to pat you on the back.â
He took another long pull, this time letting the smoke drift out of his mouth only to be pulled back in two long tusks of smoke. He made his right arm wiggle forward as if it had no bones. It swung like Dumboâs trunk. Only instead of a magic feather, there was a single wooden match.
âAhhhhh,â he said with genuine satisfaction, âHe will lose his goddamned mind. You can try to explain it. Just try.â He rubbed the back of his head with his palm and looked into the rolling hills of the pasture. Jacob had this look, kind of a contemplative stare into space where heâd raise his eyebrows and push out his chin. He would stay perfectly still while you looked at him. It was his I-am-a-deep-thinking-troubled-artist stare he probably bastardized from some B movie.
âI've enjoyed the pain,â he said. âDo you know that?â
I didnât respond, that would have just made things worse.
Jacob lit the match then pinched it in his fingertips. His arm was completely extended. There was no bend in his elbow, Jacob let it burn slowly down without speaking. The flame of the match was, from my vantage point, perfectly between his eyes. Looking all the while past the flame at me.
âI love the fearâwhatâs crazy Jacob going to do next? Fear lasts. It stays with people. And causing it, creating it⊠Ahhhhh God, itâs the best feeling in the world.â
The flame touched his hand then. His eyelids squinted, and there was a moment I could have stopped it, maybe redirected his attention away from that trench filled with diesel, away from those pigs. I only could muster a single word.
âJacobâŠâ
He dropped the match with a theatrical snap of his wrist. The diesel lit with a low, blue flame that crawled across the ground. It slithered into the pigpen with silent grace, and when its tendrils touched the drippings on the grates of the pen, it went up with a whoosh. The flames tore through the cage, rolling across the pink bellies of the piglets.
The sound that came from there was unlike anything I've heard before or since.
It was a squealing cough full of agony. The smell of burning hair and shit was so harsh I had to cover my nose with my shirt. The sound of those piglets choking themselves as they tried to push through the square grates as they burned alive. That sound never left my ears. Every time I smell a pork chop or hear the grunt of an animal, the memory of that day comes squealing back.
Above the din of the burning pigs, I could hear the trees begin to burn. Those ancient oaks swaying violently as their branches scratched together like antlers of bucks fighting to the death. I looked up, and the trees bent and bowed as they began to burn.
The fire stretched from the pigpen to the base of Comanche. The trunk browned then blacked and popped embers as the fire licked up its branches. In less than a minute, the flames had clawed its way to the top and spread to Apache and Cherokee. The fireball was the size of a New York skyscraper.
I didn't try to run. When Grandpa came, I offered no explanation. I just sat there, eyes wide, as Jacob smoked Indian-style and leered. A single pillar of black smoke stretched from the blaze ten thousand feet into the sky. It was as if the arm of the devil reached out of hell to claw hands at the heavens above.
The grandparents committed Jacob to a mental hospital the very next day. There was no goodbye, no explanation. Just a silent sendoff that served as an acknowledgment of their fear of Jacob. He had progressively gotten worse. He had gone from general physical abuse to vandalization to animal torture to full-scale slaughter. In this linear progression, animals wouldnât hold his attention much longer.
Looking back after all these years, I see that Grandma was right. Even a person as fuck-snap crazy as Jacob did have a purpose. There was a world where a kid that relished fear would have value. I didnât know it then, but that worldâwith its suffocating nights and roving killing herdsâhad started to develop all around me. The seeds of the apocalypse had just sprouted, and addled roots of the dead oaks had just broken through the soil.
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Quit cleaning so much.
Youâre worth better
Your mother or grandmother most likely had the same cleaning ritual you have today. If youâve been thinking you need a new way of doing things or you would rather not clean at all, read on. Iâve got an easy list of 7 steps to get you going in the right direction. You wonât spend your best day off cleaning again. You deserve better than that.
Think Ahead. By planning a bit, you can really reduce the time you spend cleaning. When you put your plan into action, you donât dread tackling any job because nothing is too big or too scary. It starts by deconstructing your week. Find the pockets of time that work for you to spend 15 minutes in the house, spread out during the week. Before work, after dinner, whenever it works best for you. Consider garbage day and other days that your family might have demands on the house. Schedule little jobs when the time suits your best production time and aligns with other activities.
Your Best Time. Think about what time of day you are best and most efficient with physical production. When you best feel the energy and desire to get going. Make note of that time and make the best of it. Do the same for the time that is the worst and avoid that time period. Then consider the family and see if there are conflicts there. You will always get more done faster when you are in the mood. Donât sell out your personal time. If you have a hobby, activity or exercise time, make it a priority. Cleaning always waits, patiently. When you cheat yourself, it causes resentment. Stay out of that rabbit hole.
You can empty a few trash bins around the house all week long, you donât need them all empty at once, itâs a new concept. This will save you time on trash day. If you have a leftover night, you can clean out the refrigerator then. New stuff accumulates in the fridge for a week no matter what day it begins.
Deconstruct Big Jobs. Big jobs are things that accumulate during the week or during the day. We really hate to deal with those when they get out of hand. Some of the heavy hitters are laundry, changing bed linens, windows, loading and unloading dishwashers, vacuuming and cleaning floors. Break those down into smaller chunks and do them as the week unfolds. You can tear down your bed, remake it immediately with spare linens and youâre done. Washing sheets can be scheduled for a different time. Donât wait until the end of the week to do all the laundry, itâs easy to multi-task that one in small loads during the week. Â Wash towels one bathroom at a time. Vacuum one room at a time or mop one room at a time. If you have large windows, spread those out on a weekly or monthly schedule. You donât have to do all of them at once. Cleaning the stove and oven is the same. Break down the various parts of that job and do them in small chunks. Consider it perpetual. Everyday a little something here or there, when itâs the best time for you.
Multi Task. See how many things you can get going at once. You can toss in a load of clothes when you get up. By the time you are moving out the door, the clothes are ready for the dryer and that can be going in your absence. Same with loading the dishwasher. Avoid doing tasks that will need to be redone right away. Keep the dishwasher empty so you can load anytime and keep the kitchen tidy. When it starts to get full, hit start. Run smaller loads for cleaner dishes and faster load-unload times. Empty it as soon after as possible and start over. And, you will be more eager to unload a partially full dishwasher than a full one. You can schedule tasks for a time when they will hold for a bit. If you toss a load of clothes in the washer, be sure that you have it in your schedule to move the load to the dryer before it mildews. For instance, It takes me about 10 â 12 minutes to mop my downstairs hardwood floors. Before I start that, I can put eggs on to boil and when Iâm done mopping, the eggs are done and I have hard boiled eggs ready for the next week. I try to always have something going on in the background that will lessen my load later.
You most likely wipe down your bathroom sink while you are in there. Show the rest of the family how to do the same. Keep an old washcloth nearby and toss it in the wash as needed; you may need more than one and keep them in the bathroom. You can spray down the shower, tub and toilet before you get in the shower. You can wipe down the shower while you are in there and swish the toilet when you get out. I use essential oils in a spray bottle so itâs powerful enough to do the work for me, clean the air and I get the benefit of the essential oil aromas while Iâm in the area.
Domestic Collaboration. You need some collaboration in a large household. Who ever said everything was your job? You did. I bet the reason it falls on you is that you created that environment. I understand that you donât want others around the washer and dryer, loading the dishwasher or other jobs you have perfected. Those were your rules, itâs up to you to take responsibility for your current situation and step up to change the rules. Set up territories and distribute the workload. Think outside the box and let go of a few things. Once you get your system going, you will find that you are on top of everything. If somebody didnât wipe down the counters as well as you would, your schedule allows time for touch ups. Itâs up to you to divvy up the work, but first you need to let go.
Expectations. You begin with a plan and start putting it to work. You will be changing things around to make it fit together better and better. In the beginning, be easy on yourself. There might be things that take a couple of weeks to break down and tackle in smaller chunks. Itâs hard to let go of that perfectionism while you are mastering the skills. Becoming confident that you have a plan and that you are not becoming a household slob is paramount in your mental conditioning. It comes together and is perfect all the time when you find your stride.
The Right Products. Get rid of all your toxic cleaning products. They are causing your home environment to be unsafe. The cause chemical and environmental stress which is harmful to everybody. I have one bottle of essential oil cleaning liquid that is powerful, non-toxic and economical. A tablespoon in a large spray bottle does everything from kitchen counters to toilets and showers. I have a large spray bottle of water and essential oils for my floors. I donât have a bunch of stuff under my sink cabinets. I donât have a bunch of stuff in my laundry room. Cabinets stay uncluttered, organized and clean.
If you havenât discovered Norwex cleaning cloths, you are spending too much time cleaning and too much money on products.  You donât need anything but a damp Norwex cloth to keep windows sparkling clean. I use one with my Lemon essential oil spray bottle for furniture and everything in the kitchen. I have a small one for interior glass that I use on my TV screen, computers, mirrors and pictures. Just a damp cloth, itâs unbelievable. You can get them online or invite yourself to a party. I have reduced the amount of time I spend cleaning, reduced the cost of products and I have saved a ton of storage space!
 Once you spread your little jobs out during the week, you can find a little something that will fit into a 5, 10 or 15-minute slot. If you do 2 slots of 15 minutes a day, that adds up to almost 2 hours of cleaning. If you add in the multi tasking items, you can account for all your cleaning time. Plus, you know how it is on cleaning day, you have interruptions, distractions and days when it doesnât get done at all. You typically spend more time when you try to do it all at once. And, that perfectionist ego causes you even longer work times. By breaking it down during the week, your house is always clean and you can always swipe a counter that needs that perfectionist touch while youâre drinking your morning glass of essential lemon water. Perfectionism in itâs purest form!
There is a book: âthe life-changing magic of tidying up â the Japanese art of decluttering and organizingâ by Marie Kondo. Itâs a small quick read that is life changing. Itâs about decluttering, organizing and rethinking priorities in both your physical home and in your mind. Pick up a copy and see what a positive impact it can make on your lifestyle. It really has an impressive and positive impact on you and your lifestyle.
Once you get into this new concept, you will find that you can tackle a small job and move onto something else. You move away from slaving over a single effort longer than is necessary. You may find that you are cleaning to avoid doing something else. With your new plan, you will conquer the avoidance demon and get your life back on track. There are many issues that are resolved using these 7 steps and creating a new mindset. Truly, itâs life changing.
I use essential oils to keep my home toxic free (free from chemical and environmental stress), and clean from pathogens. It doesnât take much and you donât use a bunch of products. It allows me to enjoy a clean home everyday that is safe from toxins, smelling fabulous and a place of harmony. My home is where I come at the end of a day to lick my wounds and rejuvenate my mind. The right essential oils make this possible. Of course, if the arenât âcertified pure therapeutic gradeâ essential oils, it just doesnât work. Contact me for more information.
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7 STEPS AND 15 MINUTES TO DONE Never Spend a Day Cleaning Again Your mother or grandmother most likely had the same cleaning ritual you have today. If youâve been thinking you need a new way of doing things or you would rather not clean at all, read on.
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The First Witch of Damansara
BY
ZEN CHO
Vivianâs late grandmother was a witchâwhich is just a way of saying she was a woman of unusual insight. Vivian, in contrast, had a mind like a hi-tech blender. She was sharp and purposeful, but she did not understand magic.
This used to be a problem. Magic ran in the family. Even her motherâs second cousin, who was adopted, did small spells on the side. She sold these from a stall in Kota Bharu. Her main wares were various types of fruit fried in batter, but if you bought five pisang or cempedak goreng, she threw in a jampi for free.
These embarrassing relatives became less of a problem after Vivian left Malaysia. In the modern Western country where she lived, the public toilets were clean, the newspapers were allowed to be as rude to the government as they liked, and nobody believed in magic except people in whom nobody believed. Even with a cooking appliance mind, Vivian understood that magic requires belief to thrive.
She called home rarely, and visited even less often. She was twenty-eight, engaged to a rational man, and employed as an accountant.
Vivianâs Nai Nai would have said that she was attempting to deploy enchantments of her ownâthe fiancĂ©, the ordinary hobbies, and the sensible office job were so many sigils to ward off chaos. It was not an ineffective magic. It workedâfor a while.
There was just one moment, after she heard the news, when Vivian experienced a surge of unfilial exasperation.
âThey could have call me on Skype,â she said. âCall my handphone some more! What a waste of money.â
âWhatâs wrong?â said the fiancĂ©. He plays the prince in this story: beautiful, supportive, and cast in an appropriately self-effacing roleâjust off-screen, on a white horse.
âMy grandmotherâs passed away,â said Vivian. âIâm supposed to go back.â
Vivian was not a woman to hold a grudge. When she turned up at KLIA in harem trousers and a tank top it was not through malice aforethought, but because she had simply forgotten.
Her parents embraced her with sportsmanlike enthusiasm, but when this was done her mother pulled back and plucked at her tank top.
âGirl, whatâs this? You know Nai Nai wonât like it.â
Nai Nai had lived by a code of rigorous propriety. She had disapproved of wearing black or navy blue at Chinese New Year, of white at weddings, and of spaghetti straps at all times. When they went out for dinner, even at the local restaurant where they sat outdoors and were accosted by stray cats requesting snacks, her grandchildren were required to change out of their ratty pasar malam T-shirts and faded shorts. She drew a delicate but significant distinction between flip-flops and sandals, singlets and strapless tops, soft cotton shorts and denim.
âCan see your bra,â whispered Ma. âItâs not so nice.â
âThat kind of pants,â her dad said dubiously. âDonât know what Nai Nai will think of it.â
âNai Nai wonât see them what,â said Vivian, but this offended her parents. They sat in mutinous silence throughout the drive home.
Their terrace house was swarming with pregnant cats and black dogs.
âOnly six dogs,â said Vivianâs mother when Vivian pointed this out. âBecause got five cats. Your sister thought itâs a good idea to have more dogs than cats.â
âBut why do we have so many cats?â said Vivian. âI thought you donât like to have animals in the house.â
âNai Nai collected the cats,â said Vivianâs sister. âShe started before she passed away. Pregnant cats only.â
âWei Yi,â said Vivian. âHow are you?â
âIâm OK. Vivian,â said Wei Yi. Her eyes glittered.
Sheâd stopped calling Vivian jie jie some time after Vivian left home. Vivian minded this less than the way she said âVivianâ as though it were a bad word.
But after all, Vivian reminded herself, Wei Yi was seventeen. She was practically legally required to be an arsehole.
âWhy did Nai Nai want the pregnant cats?â Vivian tried to make her voice pleasant.
âHai, donât need to talk so much,â said their mother hastily. âLinâVivian so tired. Vivian, you go and change first, then we go for dinner. Papa will start complaining soon if not.â
It was during an outing to a prayer goods store, while Vivianâs mother was busy buying joss sticks, that her motherâs friend turned to Vivian and said, âSo a lot of things to do in your house now ah?â
Vivian was shy to say she knew nothing about what preparations were afoot. As her motherâs eldest it would only have been right for her to have been her motherâs first support in sorting out the funeral arrangements.
âNo, we are having a very simple funeral,â said Vivian. âNai Nai didnât believe in religion so much.â
This was not a lie. The brutal fact was that Nai Nai had been an atheist with animist leanings, in common with most witches. Vivianâs parents preferred not to let this be known, less out of a concern that Nai Nai would be outed as a witch, than because of the stale leftover fear that she would be considered a Communist.
âBut what about the dog cat all that?â said Auntie Wendy. âDid it work? Did your sister manage to keep her in the coffin?â
Vivianâs mind whirred to a stop. Then it started up again, buzzing louder than ever.
Ma was righteously indignant when Vivian reproached her.
âYou live so long overseas, why you need to know?â said Ma. âDonât worry. Yi Yi is handling it. Probably Nai Nai was not serious anyway.â
âNot serious about what?â
âHai, these old people have their ideas,â said Ma. âNai Nai live in KL so long, she still want to go home. Not that I donât want to please her. If it was anything else⊠but even if she doesnât have pride for herself, I have pride for her!â
âNai Nai wanted to be buried in China?â said Vivian, puzzled.
âChina what China! Your Nai Nai is from Penang lah,â said Ma. âYour Yeh Yeh is also buried in Bukit Tambun there. But the way he treat Mother, I donât think they should be buried together.â
Vivian began to understand. âBut Ma, if she said she wanted to be with himââ
âItâs not what she wants! Itâs just her idea of propriety,â said Ma. âShe thinks woman must always stay by the husband no matter what. I donât believe that! Nai Nai will be buried here and when her children and grandchildren pass on we will be buried with her. Itâs more comfortable for her, right? To have her loved ones around her?â
âBut if Nai Nai didnât think so?â
Maâs painted eyebrows drew together.
âNai Nai is a very stubborn woman,â she said.
Wei Yi was being especially teenaged that week. She went around with lightning frizzing her hair and stormclouds rumbling about her ears. Her clothes stood away from her body, stiff with electricity. The cats hissed and the dogs whined when she passed.
When she saw the paper offerings their mother had bought for Nai Nai, she threw a massive tantrum.
âWhatâs this?â she said, picking up a paper polo shirt. âWhere got Nai Nai wear this kind of thing?â
Ma looked embarrassed.
âThe shop only had that,â she said. âDonât be angry, girl. I bought some bag and shoe also. But you know Nai Nai was never the dressy kind.â
âThatâs because she like to keep all her nice clothes,â said Wei Yi. She cast a look of burning contempt at the paper handbag, printed in heedless disregard of intellectual property rights with the Gucci logo. âLooks like the pasar malam bag. And this slippers is like old man slippers. Nai Nai could put two of her feet in one slipper!â
âLike that sheâs less likely to hop away,â Ma said thoughtlessly.
âIs that what you call respecting your mother-in-law?â shouted Wei Yi. âHah, you wait until itâs your turn! Iâll know how to treat you then.â
âWei Yi, how can you talk to Ma like that?â said Vivian.
âYou shut up your face!â Wei Yi snapped. She flounced out of the room.
âShe never even see the house yet,â sighed Ma. She had bought an elaborate palace fashioned out of gilt-edged pink paper, with embellished roofs and shuttered windows, and two dolls dressed in Tang dynasty attire prancing on a balcony. âGot two servants some more.â
âShe shouldnât talk to you like that,â said Vivian.
She hadnât noticed any change in Maâs appearance before, but now the soft wrinkly skin under her chin and the pale brown spots on her arms reminded Vivian that she was getting old. Old people should be cared for.
She touched her mother on the arm. âIâll go scold her. Never mind, Ma. Girls this age are always one kind.â
Ma smiled at Vivian.
âYou were OK,â she said. She tucked a lock of Vivianâs hair behind her ear.
Old people should be grateful for affection. The sudden disturbing thought occurred to Vivian that no one had liked Nai Nai very much because sheâd never submitted to being looked after.
Wei Yi was trying to free the dogs. She stood by the gate, holding it open and gesturing with one hand at the great outdoors.
âGo! Blackie, Guinness, Ah Hei, Si Hitam, Jackie, Bobby! Go, go!â
The dogs didnât seem that interested in the great outdoors. Ah Hei took a couple of tentative steps towards the gate, looked back at Wei Yi, changed her mind and sat down again.
âJackie and Bobby?â said Vivian.
Wei Yi shot her a glare. âI ran out of ideas.â The so what? was unspoken, but it didnât need to be said.
âWhy these stupid dogs donât want to go,â Wei Yi muttered. âWhen you open the gate to drive in or out, they go running everywhere. When you want them to chau, they donât want.â
âThey can tell you wonât let them back in again,â said Vivian.
She remembered when Wei Yi had been cuteâas a little girl, with those pure single-lidded eyes and the doll-like lacquered bowl of hair. When had she turned into this creature? Hair at sevens and eights, the uneven fringe falling into malevolent eyes. Inappropriately tight Bermuda shorts worn below an unflatteringly loose plaid shirt.
At seven Wei Yi had been a being perfect in herself. At seventeen there was nothing that wasnât wrong about the way she moved in the world.
Vivian had been planning to tell her sister off, but the memory of that lovely child softened her voice. âWhy you donât want the dogs anymore?â
âI want Nai Nai to win.â Wei Yi slammed the gate shut.
âWhat, by having nice clothes when sheâs passed away?â said Vivian. âWinning or losing, doesnât matter for Nai Nai anymore. What does it matter if she wears a polo shirt in the afterlife?â
Wei Yiâs face crumpled. She clutched her fists in agony. The words broke from her in a roar.
âYouâre so stupid! You donât know anything!â She kicked the gate to relieve her feelings. âNai Naiâs brain works more than yours and sheâs dead! Do you even belong to this family?â
This was why Vivian had left. Magic lent itself to temperament.
âMaybe not,â said Vivian.
When Vivian was angry she did it with the same single-minded energy she did everything else. This was why she decided to go wedding dress shopping in the week of her grandmotherâs funeral.
There were numerous practical justifications, actually. She went through them in her head as she drove past bridal studios where faceless mannequins struck poses in clouds of tulle.
âCheaper to get it here than overseas. Not like Iâm helping much at home what. Not like I was so close to Nai Nai.â
She ended up staring mournfully at herself in the mirror, weighted down by satin and rhinestones. Did she want a veil? Did she like lace? Ball gown or mermaid shape?
Sheâd imagined her wedding dress as being white and long. She hadnât expected there to be so many permutations on a theme. She felt pinned in place by the choices available to her.
The shop assistant could tell her heart wasnât in it.
âSome ladies like other color better,â said the shop assistant. âYou want to try? We have blue, pink, peach, yellowâvery nice color, very feminine.â
âI thought usually white?â
âSome ladies donât like white becauseâyou knowââ the shop assistant lowered her voice, but she was too superstitious to say it outright. âItâs related to a not so nice subject.â
The words clanged in Vivianâs ears. Briefly light-headed, she clutched at the back of a chair for balance. Her hands were freezing. In the mirror the white dress looked like a shroud. Her face hovering above it was the face of a mourner, or a ghost.
âNow that Iâve tried it, Iâm not sure I like Western gown so much,â said Vivian, speaking with difficulty.
âWe have cheongsam or qun kua,â said the shop assistant. âVery nice, very traditional. Miss is so slim, will suit the cheongsam.â
The jolt of red brocade was a relief. Vivian took a dress with gold trimmings, the highest of high collars and an even higher slit along the sides. It was as red as a blare of trumpets, as red as the pop of fireworks.
This fresh chili red had never suited her. In it she looked paler than ever, washed out by the vibrant shade. But the color was a protective charm. It laid monsters to rest. It shut out hungry ghosts. It frightened shadows back into the corners where they belonged.
Vivian crept home with her spoils. That night she slept and did not dream of anything.
The next morning she regretted the purchase. Her fiancĂ© would think it was ridiculous. She couldnât wear a cheongsam down the aisle of an Anglican church. She would take it back to the boutique and return it. After all the white satin mermaid dress had suited her. The sweetheart neckline was so much more flattering than a mandarin collar.
She shoved the cheongsam in a bag and tried to sneak out, but Wei Yi was sitting on the floor of the laundry room, in the way of her exit. She was surrounded by webs of filigreed red paper.
âWhatâs this?â said Vivian.
âItâs called paper cutting,â said Wei Yi, not looking up. âYou never see before meh?â
On the floor the paper cuttings unfurled. Some were disasters: a mutilated fish floated past like tumbleweed; a pair of flirtatious girls had been torn apart by an overly enthusiastic slash. But some of the pieces were astounding.
âKwan Yin,â said Vivian.
The folds in the goddessâs robes had been rendered with extraordinary delicacy. Her eyes were gentle, her face double-chinned. Her halo was a red moon circled by ornate clouds.
âItâs for Nai Nai,â said Wei Yi. âMaybe Kwan Yin will have mercy on her even though sheâs so blasphemous.â
âShouldnât talk like that about the dead,â said Vivian.
Wei Yi rolled her eyes, but the effort of her craft seemed to be absorbing all her evil energies. Her response was mild: âItâs not disrespectful if itâs true.â
Her devotion touched Vivian. Surely not many seventeen-year-olds would spend so much time on so laborious a task. The sleet of impermanent art piled around her must have taken hours to produce.
âDid Nai Nai teach you how to do that?â Vivian said, trying to get back on friendlier ground.
Wei Yiâs face spasmed.
âNai Nai was a rubber tapper with seven children,â she said. âShe canât even read! You think what, she was so free she can do all these hobbies, is it? I learnt it from YouTube lah!â
She crumpled the paper she was working on and flung it down on the floor to join the flickering red mass.
âOh, whatever!â said Vivian in the fullness of her heart.
She bought the whitest, fluffiest, sheeniest, most beaded dress she could find in the boutique. It was strapless and low-backed to boot. Nai Nai would have hated it.
That night Vivian dreamt of her grandmother.
Nai Nai had climbed out of her coffin where she had been lying in the living room. She was wearing a kebaya, with a white baju and a batik sarong wrapped around her hips. No modern creation thisâthe blouse was fastened not with buttons but with kerongsang, ornate gold brooches studded with pearls and rhinestones.
Nai Nai was struggling with the kerongsang. In her dream Vivian reached out to help her.
âI can do!â said Nai Nai crossly. âDonât so sibuk.â She batted at the kerongsang with the slim brown hands that had been so deft in life.
âWhatâs the matter? You want to take it off for what?â said Vivian in Hokkien.
âItâs too nice to wear outside,â Nai Nai complained. âWhen I was alive I used safety pins and it was enough. All this hassle just because I am like this. I didnât save Yeh Yehâs pension so you can spend on a carcass!â
âWhy do you want to go outside?â Vivian took the bony arm. âNai Nai, come, letâs go back to sleep. Itâs so late already. Everybody is sleeping.â
Nai Nai was a tiny old lady with a dandelion fluff of white hair standing out from her head. She looked nothing like the spotty, tubby, furiously awkward Wei Yi, but her expression suddenly showed Vivian what her sister would look like when she was old. The contemptuous exasperation was exactly the same.
âIf itâs not late, how can I go outside?â she said. âI have a long way to go. Hai!â She flung up her hands. âAfter they bury me, ask the priest to give you back the kerongsang.â
She started hopping towards the door, her arms held rod-straight out in front of her. The sight was comic and horrible.
This was the secret the family had been hiding from Vivian. Nai Nai had become a kuang shi.
âNai Nai,â choked Vivian. âPlease rest. Youâre so old already, shouldnât run around so much.â
âDonât answer back!â shouted Nai Nai from the foyer. âCome and open the door for Nai Nai! Yeh Yeh will be angry. He cannot stand when people are late.â
Vivian envisioned Nai Nai hopping out of the houseâpast the neighborhood park with its rustling bushes and creaking swings, past the neighborsâ Myvis and Peroduas, through the toll while the attendant slumbered. She saw Nai Nai hopping along the curves of the Titiwangsa mountains, her halo of hair white against the bleeding red of the hills where the forests had peeled away to show the limestone. She saw Nai Nai passing oil palm plantations, their leaves dark glossy green under the brassy glare of sunshineâsleepy water buffalo flicking their tails in wide hot fieldsâempty new terrace houses standing in white rows on bare hillsides. Up the long North-South Expressway, to her final home.
âNai Nai,â said Vivian. Donât leave us, she wanted to say.
âComplain, complain!â Nai Nai was slapping at the doorknob with her useless stiff hands.
âYou canât go all that way,â said Vivian. She had an inspiration. âYour sarong will come undone.â
Whoever had laid Nai Nai out had dressed her like a true nyonya. The sarong was wound around her hips and tucked in at the waist, with no fastenings to hold it up.
âAt my age, who cares,â said Nai Nai, but this had clearly given her pause.
âCome back to sleep,â coaxed Vivian. âIâll tell Mummy. Bukit Tambun, right? Iâll sort it out for you.â
Nai Nai gave her a sharp look. âCan talk so sweetly but what does she do? Grandmother is being buried and she goes to buy a wedding dress!â
Vivian winced.
âThe dress is not nice also,â said Nai Nai. âWhat happened to the first dress? That was nice. Red is a happy color.â
âI know Nai Nai feels itâs pantang, butââ
âPantang what pantang,â snapped Nai Nai. Like all witches, she hated to be accused of superstition. âWhite is a boring color! Ah, when I got married everybody wanted to celebrate. We had two hundred guests and they all had chicken to eat. I looked so beautiful in my photo. And Yeh YehâŠâ
Nai Nai sank into reminiscence.
âWhat about Yeh Yeh?â prompted Vivian.
âYeh Yeh looked the same as always. Like a useless playboy,â said Nai Nai. âHe could only look nice and court girls.â
âThen you want to be buried with him for what?â
âThatâs different,â said Nai Nai. âWhether Iâm a good wife doesnât have anything to do with what he was like.â
As if galvanized by Vivianâs resistance, she turned and made to hit the door again.
âIf you listen to me, Iâll take the dress back to the shop,â said Vivian, driven by desperation.
Nai Nai paused. âYouâll buy the pretty cheongsam?â
âIf you want also Iâll wear the kua,â said Vivian recklessly.
She tried not to imagine what her fiancĂ© would say when he saw the loose red jacket and long skirt, embroidered in gold and silver with bug-eyed dragons and insectoid phoenixes. And the three-quarter bell sleeves, all the better to show the wealth of the family in the gold bracelets stacked on the brideâs wrists! How that would impress her future in-laws.
To her relief, Nai Nai said, âNo lah! So old-fashioned. Cheongsam is nicer.â
She started hopping back towards the living room.
Vivian trailed behind, feeling somehow as if she had been outmaneuvered.
âNai Nai, do you really want to be buried in Penang?â
Nai Nai peered up with suspicion in her reddened eyes as Vivian helped her back into the coffin.
âYou want to change your mind, is it?â
âNo, no, Iâll get the cheongsam. Itâll be in my room by tomorrow, I promise.â
Nai Nai smiled.
âYou know why I wanted you all to call me Nai Nai?â she said before Vivian closed the coffin. âEven though Hokkien people call their grandmother Ah Ma?â
Vivian paused with her hand on the lid.
âIn the movies, Nai Nai is always bad!â
Vivian woke up with her grandmotherâs growly cackle in her ears.
Wei Yi was in the middle of a meltdown when Vivian came downstairs for breakfast. Ma bristled with relief:
âAh, your sister is here. Sheâll talk to you.â
Wei Yi was sitting enthroned in incandescence, clutching a bread knife. A charred hunk of what used to be kaya toast sat on her plate. The Star newspaper next to it was crisping at the edges.
Vivian began to sweat. She thought about turning on the ceiling fan, but that might stoke the flames.
She pulled out a chair and picked up the jar of kaya as if nothing was happening. âWhatâs up?â
Wei Yi turned hot coal eyes on Vivian.
âShe doesnât want to kill the dogs wor,â said Ma. âAngry already.â
âSo? Who ask you to kill the dogs in the first place?â said Vivian.
âStupid,â said Wei Yi. Her face was very pale, but her lips had the dull orange glow of heated metal. Fire breathed in her hair. A layer of ash lay on the crown of her head.
âBecause of Nai Nai,â Ma explained. âWei Yi heard the blood of a black dog is good for Nai Naiâs⊠condition.â
âItâs not right,â said Wei Yi. âItâs better for Nai Nai ifâbut you wonât understand one.â
Vivian spread a layer of kaya on her piece of bread before she answered. Her hands were shaking, but her voice was steady when she spoke.
âI think Ma is right. Thereâs no need to kill any dogs. Nai Nai is not serious about being a kuang shi. Sheâs just using it as an emotional blackmail.â She paused for reflection. âAnd I think sheâs enjoying it also lah. You know Nai Nai was always very active. She likes to be up and about.â
Wei Yi dropped her butter knife.
âEh, how you know?â said Ma.
âShe talked to me in my dream last night because she didnât like the wedding dress I bought,â said Vivian.
Maâs eyes widened. âYou went to buy your wedding dress when Nai Nai just pass away?â
âYou saw Nai Nai?â cried Wei Yi. âWhat did she say?â
âShe likes cheongsam better, and she wants to be buried in Penang,â said Vivian. âSo Iâm going to buy cheongsam. Ma, should think about sending her back to Penang. When she got nothing to complain about she will settle down.â
âWhy she didnât talk to me?â said Wei Yi. Beads of molten metal ran down her face, leaving silver trails. âI do so many jampi and she never talk to me! Itâs not fair!â
Ma was torn between an urge to scold Vivian and the necessity of comforting Wei Yi. âGirl, donât cryâVivian, so disrespectful, Iâm surprise Nai Nai never scold youââ
âYi Yi,â said Vivian. âShe didnât talk to you because in Nai Naiâs eyes you are perfect already.â As she said this, she realized it was true.
Wei Yiâawkward, furious, and objectionable in every wayâwas Nai Naiâs ideal grandchild. There was no need to monitor or reprimand such a perfect heir. The surprise was that Nai Nai even thought it necessary to rise from the grave to order Vivian around, rather than just leaving the job to the next witch.
Of course, Nai Nai probably hadnât had the chance to train Wei Yi in the standards expected of a wedding in Nai Naiâs family. The finer points of bridal fashion would certainly escape Wei Yi.
âNai Nai only came back to scold people,â said Vivian. âShe doesnât need to scold you for anything.â
The unnatural metallic sheen of Wei Yiâs face went away. Her hair and eyes dimmed. Her mouth trembled.
Vivian expected a roar. Instead Wei Yi shoved her kaya toast away and laid her head on the table.
âI miss Nai Nai,â she sobbed.
Ma got up and touched Vivian on the shoulder.
âI have to go buy thing,â she whispered. âYou cheer up your sister.â
Wei Yiâs skin was still hot when Vivian put her arm around her, but as Vivian held her Wei Yiâs temperature declined, until she felt merely feverish. Her tears went from scalding to lukewarm.
âNai Nai, Nai Nai,â she wailed in that screechy show-off way Vivian had always hated. When they were growing up Vivian had not believed in Wei Yiâs tearsâthey seemed no more than a show, put on to impress the grown-ups.
Vivian now realized that the grief was as real as the volume deliberate. Wei Yi did not cry like that simply because she was sad, but because she wanted someone to listen to her.
In the old days it had been a parent or a teacherâs attention that she had sought. These howls were aimed directly at the all-too-responsive ears of their late grandmother.
âWei Yi,â said Vivian. âIâve thought of what you can do for Nai Nai.â
For once Wei Yi did not put Vivianâs ideas to scorn. She seemed to have gone up in her sisterâs estimation for having seen Nai Naiâs importunate spectre.
Vivian had a feeling Nai Naiâs witchery had gone into Wei Yiâs paper cutting skills. YouTube couldnât explain the unreal speed with which she did it.
Vivian tried picking up Wei Yiâs scissors and dropped them, yelping.
âWhat theâ!â It had felt like an electric shock.
Wei Yi grabbed the scissors. âThese are no good. I give you other ones to use.â
Vivian got the task of cutting out the sarongâa large rectangular piece of paper to which Wei Yi would add the batik motifs later. When she was done Wei Yi took a look and pursed her lips. The last time Vivian had felt this small was when she failed her first driving test two minutes after getting into the car.
âOK ah?â
âNot bad,â said Wei Yi unconvincingly. âEh, you go help Ma do her whatever thing lah. Iâll work on this first.â
A couple of hours later she barged into Vivianâs room. âWhy youâre here? Why you take so long? Come and see!â
Vivian got up sheepishly. âI thought you need some time to finish mah.â
âNonsense. Nai Nai going to be buried tomorrow, where got time to dilly-dally?â Wei Yi grasped her hand.
The paper dress was laid in crisp folds on the dining table. Wei Yiâs scissors had rendered the delicate lace of the kebaya blouse with marvelous skill. Peacocks with uplifted wings and princely crowns draped their tails along the hems, strutted up the lapels, and curled coyly around the ends of the sleeves. The paper was chiffon-thin. A breath set it fluttering.
The skirt was made from a thicker, heavier cream paper. Wei Yi had cut blowsy peonies into the front and a contrasting grid pattern on the reverse. Vivian touched it in wonder, feeling the nubby texture of the paper under her fingertips.
âDo you think Nai Nai will like it?â said Wei Yi.
Vivian had to be honest. âThe top is a bit see-through, no?â
âSheâll have a singlet to wear underneath,â said Wei Yi. âI left that for you to do. Very simple one. Just cut along the line only.â
This was kindness, Wei Yi style.
âItâs beautiful, Yi Yi,â said Vivian. She felt awkwardâthey were not a family given to complimentsâbut once sheâd started it was easy to go on. âItâs so nice. Nai Nai will love it.â
âAh, donât need to say so much lah,â Wei Yi scoffed. ââOKâ enough already. I still havenât done shoe yet.â
They burnt the beautiful cream kebaya as an offering to Nai Nai. It didnât go aloneâWei Yi had created four other outfits, working through the night. Samfu for everyday wear; an old-fashioned loose, long-sleeved cheongsam (âNicer for older lady. Nai Nai is not a Shanghai cabaret singerâ); a sarong for sleeping in; and a Punjabi suit of all things.
âNai Nai used to like wearing it,â said Wei Yi when Vivian expressed surprise. âComfortable mah. Nai Nai likes this simple kind of thing to wear for every day.â
âFour is not a good number,â said Vivian. âMaybe should make extra sarong?â
âYou forgot the kebaya. Thatâs five,â Wei Yi retorted. âAnyway she die already. What is there to be pantang about?â
They threw in the more usual hell gold and paper mansion into the bonfire as well. The doll servants didnât burn well, but melted dramatically and stuck afterwards.
Since they were doing the bonfire outside the house, on the public road, this concerned Vivian. She chipped doubtfully away at the mess of plastic.
âDonât worry,â said Ma. âThe servants have gone to Nai Nai already.â
âIâm not worried about that,â said Vivian. âIâm worried about MPPJ.â She couldnât imagine the local authorities would be particularly pleased about the extra work theyâd made for them.
âTheyâre used to it lah,â said Ma, dismissing the civil service with a wave of the hand.
They even burnt the fake Gucci bag and the polo shirt in the end.
âNai Nai will find some use for it,â said Wei Yi. âMaybe turn out she like that kind of style also.â
She could afford to be magnanimous. Making the kebaya had relieved something in Wei Yiâs heart. As sheâd stood watch over the flames to make sure the demons didnât get their offerings to Nai Nai, there had been a serenity in her face.
As they moved back to the house, Vivian put her arm around her sister, wincing at the snap and hiss when her skin touched Wei Yiâs. It felt like a static shock, only intensified by several orders of magnitude.
âOK?â
Wei Yi was fizzing with magic, but her eyes were calm and dark and altogether human.
âOK,â replied the Witch of Damansara.
In Vivianâs dream a moth came fluttering into the room. It alighted at the end of her bed and turned into Nai Nai.
Nai Nai was wearing a green-and-white striped cotton sarong, tucked and knotted under her arms as if she were going to bed soon. Her hair smelled of Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo. Her face was white with bedak sejuk.
âTell your mother the house is very beautiful,â said Nai Nai. âThe servants have already run away and got married, but itâs not so bad. In hell itâs not so dusty. Nothing to clean also.â
âNai Naiââ
âAh Yi is very clever now, har?â said Nai Nai. âThe demons looked at my nice things but when they saw her they immediately run away.â
Vivian experienced a pang. She didnât say anything, but perhaps the dead understood these things. Or perhaps it was just that Nai Nai, with sixty-five years of mothering behind her, did not need to be told. She reached out and patted Vivianâs hand.
âYou are always so guai,â said Nai Nai. âIâm not so worried about you.â
This was a new idea to Vivian. She was unused to thinking of herselfâmagicless, intransigentâas the good kid in the family.
âBut I went overseas,â she said stupidly.
âYouâre always so clever to work hard. You donât make your mother and father worried,â said Nai Nai. âAh Yi ahâŠâ Nai Nai shook her head. âSo stubborn! So naughty! If I donât take care sekali she burn down the house. That girl doesnât use her head. But she become a bit guai already. When sheâs older she wonât be so free, wonât have time to cause so much problems.â
Vivian did not point out that age did not seem to have stopped Nai Nai. This would have been disrespectful. Instead she said,
âNai Nai, were you really a vampire? Or were you just pretending to turn into a kuang shi?â
âHai, you think so fun to pretend to be a kuang shi?â said Nai Nai indignantly. âWhen you are old, you will find out how suffering it is. You think I have time to watch all the Hong Kong movies and learn how to be a vampire?â
So that was how she did it. The pale vampirish skin had probably been bedak sejuk as well. How Nai Nai had obtained bedak sejuk in the afterlife was a question better left unasked. Vivian had questions of more immediate interest anyway.
âIf you stayed because youâre worried about Wei Yi, can I return the cheongsam to the shop?â
Nai Nai bridled. âOh, like that ah? Not proud of your culture, is it? If you want to wear the white dress, like a ghost, so uglyââ
âMa wore a white dress on her wedding day. Everyone does it.â
âNai Nai give you my bedak sejuk and red lipstick lah. Then you can pretend to be kuang shi also!â
âIâll get another cheongsam,â said Vivian. âNot that I donât want to wear cheongsam. I just donât like this one so much. Itâs too expensive.â
âHow much?â
Vivian told her.
âWah, so much ah,â said Nai Nai. âLike that you should just get it tailored. Donât need to buy from shop. Tailored is cheaper and nicer some more. The seamstressâs phone number is in Nai Naiâs old phonebook. Madam Teoh.â
âIâll look,â Vivian promised.
Nai Nai got up, stretching. âMust go now. Scared the demons will donât know do what if I leave the house so long. You must look after your sister, OK?â
Vivian, doubtful about how any attempt to look after Wei Yi was likely to be received, said, âAh.â
âNai Nai already gave Ah Yi her legacy, but Iâll give you yours now,â said Nai Nai. âYouâre a good girl, Ah Lin. Nai Nai didnât have chance to talk to you so much when you were small. But Iâm proud of you. Make sure the seamstress doesnât overcharge. If you tell Madam Teoh youâre my granddaughter sheâll give you discount.â
âThank you, Nai Nai,â said Vivian, but she spoke to an empty room. The curtains flapped in Nai Naiâs wake.
On the floor lay a pile of clothes. Moonlight-sheer chiffon, brown batik, maroon silk and floral print cotton, and on top of this, glowing turquoise even in the pale light of the moon, the most gilded, spangled, intricately embroidered Punjabi suit Vivian had ever seen.
© 2012 by Zen Cho. Originally published in Bloody Fabulous. Reprinted by permission of the author.
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